• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

I really should read my own blog.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

This blog will pay for itself.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

Why did Dr. Oz lose? well, according to the exit polls, it’s because Fetterman won.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Republicans in disarray!

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

No one could have predicted…

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

Mobile Menu

  • Winnable House Races
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Balloon Juice 2023 Pet Calendar (coming soon)
  • COVID-19 Coronavirus
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • War in Ukraine
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • 2021-22 Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Sports / Hockey Playoff Open Thread

Hockey Playoff Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 2, 20168:13 pm| 17 Comments

This post is in: Sports

FacebookTweetEmail

Let’s go Pens!

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « This Week’s Primary: “Indiana Is Weird”
Next Post: Open Thread: Cruz + Fiorina = There Is No Such Thing As Equality Within Today’s GOP »

Reader Interactions

17Comments

  1. 1.

    dedc79

    May 2, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    Still not recovered from Spurs’ epic collapse against Chelsea earlier today. That’s gonna sting for a long time.

  2. 2.

    PaulWartenberg2016

    May 2, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    Go Bolts.

  3. 3.

    raven

    May 2, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    Go Hawks.

  4. 4.

    geg6

    May 2, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    Letang should get a fucking medal. He was on the ice for 30 minutes after Maata got the cheap shot and taken out the other night. And he hasn’t slowed down tonight either. He’s fucking beast and I love him.

  5. 5.

    Prescott Cactus

    May 2, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    @raven:

    Go Hawks.

    Truer words were never wished for !

  6. 6.

    geg6

    May 2, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    I have no idea who these teams are that other commenters in this thread are discussing. Is this some sort of NBA takeover attempt? Is the NBA still playing? I can’t imagine watching basketball when hockey is on.

    PENS!

  7. 7.

    Prescott Cactus

    May 2, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    O Canada! Our home and hockey-less land!
    True patriot love in all thy sons command.
    With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
    except in the NHL
    From far and wide, O Canada,
    We don’t stand in line, for hockey playoff tickets.
    God keep our land, glorious and free!
    O Canada, from Lord Stanley’s Cup we will see in the USA
    O Canada, no Stanley Cup for thee

  8. 8.

    raven

    May 2, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    @geg6: Nobody gives a fuck about either.

  9. 9.

    geg6

    May 2, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @raven:

    Cole and I care. About hockey, a anyway.

  10. 10.

    dedc79

    May 2, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    Caps look listless

  11. 11.

    smintheus

    May 2, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    For me the problem with this series is that any team that would hire a goon like Brooks Orpik really asks to be rooted against; and that describes both the Pens and the Caps.

  12. 12.

    smintheus

    May 3, 2016 at 12:27 am

    @efgoldman: Cooke is even worse than Orpik. And Ulfie, ugh. He’s now a coach with the Rags, which speaks volumes about them. Years ago I added a little easter egg to Ulfie’s wikipedia page, and it’s still up be there; guess nobody disagrees with the sentiment.

  13. 13.

    2liberal

    May 3, 2016 at 2:56 am

    @smintheus: re: ulfie and wikipedia ‘easter egg’

    is this what you added? “Samuelsson has the reputation as one of the dirtiest players in the history of the NHL “

  14. 14.

    Bitter Scribe

    May 3, 2016 at 12:00 pm

    @raven: When I see Nick Leddy tearing it up for the Islanders, and think of how the Blackhawks limped out of the first round with three defensemen and a bunch of replacements, I just want to cry.

    Leddy and some other D-men got run out of town after landing in Joel Quenneville’s doghouse. As much as Q is admired and respected in Chicago for his success, there’s been some grumbling lately about how maybe he needs to downsize his doghouse.

  15. 15.

    Bitter Scribe

    May 3, 2016 at 12:03 pm

    @geg6: I’m not a Pens fan, but Letang is way cool.

    I’ll never forget one play of his last season. The puck was sitting at the boards behind the Pens goal, Letang was closing in on it, and some opponent was riding his back, just waiting to cream him the moment he touched the pack.

    Letang braced an instant before reaching the puck and let the guy run into his back. The guy went splat like he hit a brick wall and fell right on his butt. Letang coolly picked up the puck and carried it around the goal, up ice and away.

    I wish the Hawks had him.

  16. 16.

    smintheus

    May 3, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    @2liberal: Yup, that’s mine.

  17. 17.

    smintheus

    May 3, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    @2liberal: …except originally I wrote “has the reputation as the dirtiest player in the history of the NHL”; because there was never anybody else even close to Ulfie for intentionally dangerous hits.

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

2023 Pet Calendars

Pet Calendar Preview: A
Pet Calendar Preview: B

*Calendars can not be ordered until Cafe Press gets their calendar paper in.

Recent Comments

  • bjacques on Late Night Open Thread: Elon Musk Is SAD! (Feb 7, 2023 @ 3:22am)
  • HumboldtBlue on Late Night Open Thread: Elon Musk Is SAD! (Feb 7, 2023 @ 3:19am)
  • Central Planning on Late Night Open Thread: Elon Musk Is SAD! (Feb 7, 2023 @ 3:17am)
  • Martin on Late Night Open Thread: Elon Musk Is SAD! (Feb 7, 2023 @ 3:11am)
  • Martin on Late Night Open Thread: Elon Musk Is SAD! (Feb 7, 2023 @ 3:06am)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
We All Need A Little Kindness
Favorite Dogs & Cats
Classified Documents: A Primer

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)

Front-pager Twitter

John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
TaMara
David Anderson
ActualCitizensUnited

Shop Amazon via this link to support Balloon Juice   

Join the Fight!

Join the Fight Signup Form
All Join the Fight Posts

Balloon Juice Events

5/14  The Apocalypse
5/20  Home Away from Home
5/29  We’re Back, Baby
7/21  Merging!

Balloon Juice for Ukraine

Donate

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2023 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!