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NHL Playoff Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 16, 20168:23 pm| 65 Comments

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  1. 1.

    PsiFighter37

    May 16, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    FP fight!

  2. 2.

    dr. bloor

    May 16, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    @PsiFighter37: But who is Bob in Portland supporting? Moscow Dynamo is out of it.

  3. 3.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    @dr. bloor: Dynamo Riga.

  4. 4.

    Betty Cracker

    May 16, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    Let’s go BOLTS!!!!

    @PsiFighter37: We outnumber him, between Adam and myself.

  5. 5.

    PhoenixRising

    May 16, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    Open thread: my kid, who had used up the batteries in her hearing aids during the Irish Rebellion/Easter Rising set performance of ‘Taming of the Shrew’ at the Globe, missed the train her aunt and grandmother caught…and guided her 13yo cousin to the next correct train so they were able to pop back out of the Tube at the right place. Before my sister had time to panic.

    Most of the things I worry about never happen, and the ones that do I never thought to worry about. So maybe I’ll just stop worrying.

  6. 6.

    raven

    May 16, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    hoop

  7. 7.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I got your back! We native Floridians have to stick together.

  8. 8.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    @raven: Do you need a lozenge? It sounds like you have hooping cough.

  9. 9.

    Betty Cracker

    May 16, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    @PhoenixRising: I need to take that concept in and marinate in it. My baby is graduating from high school on Friday…and I’m having unexpected feels about it. (Sniff.)

  10. 10.

    raven

    May 16, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    @PhoenixRising: My pal has been using the expensive batteries from the pharmacy. I got her a box of the VA supplied German Powerone’s. SO far so good.

  11. 11.

    raven

    May 16, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Put the ball in the hole.

  12. 12.

    raven

    May 16, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    @PhoenixRising: Have you tried the Powerone batteries?

  13. 13.

    LAO

    May 16, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    Lol. ?

  14. 14.

    The Dangerman

    May 16, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    take the rock to the rack

  15. 15.

    raven

    May 16, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    @The Dangerman: There it is.

  16. 16.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    @raven: I am not touching that comment with a ten foot pole!

  17. 17.

    Betty Cracker

    May 16, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Sandy Toes, represent!

  18. 18.

    PaulWartenberg2016

    May 16, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    GO BOLTS.

    Brandenton must suffer for their treachery.

  19. 19.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    @PaulWartenberg2016: I’m still not sure what the Bradenton thing is, whether in the last post or this one, but okay.

  20. 20.

    The Dangerman

    May 16, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    @raven:

    There it is.

    Damn straight; if you can’t break ankles, it isn’t a sport.

  21. 21.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 16, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    @raven: I thought the new term was ring.

  22. 22.

    raven

    May 16, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    @The Dangerman: Basketball Jones (Knowing fully that I’lll hit the rack before the half.

  23. 23.

    raven

    May 16, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Yea it is, for hockey dorks.

  24. 24.

    geg6

    May 16, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @raven:

    I do not peg Ted Cruz as a hockey dork, Canadian citizenship notwithstanding.

  25. 25.

    LAO

    May 16, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    @geg6: peg(ging) and Ted Cruz in the same sentence, is truly disturbing.

  26. 26.

    Betty Cracker

    May 16, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Those bastards decided their spring training connection to Pittsburgh via the Pirates was more important than their actual physical location in the Tampa Bay region, so fuck them with Beelzebub’s accursed horns!

  27. 27.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @LAO: Really, you’re going to go there?

  28. 28.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Ok. Given how many relocated Pittsburghers are down here, does that really surprise you?

  29. 29.

    LAO

    May 16, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: yes, yes I am. Are you really surprised?

  30. 30.

    Mnemosyne

    May 16, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    G is off at a lecture, which gives me an opportunity to smuggle yarn into the house. It’s only three bags (30 balls), so that’s not that bad, right?

    Right?

  31. 31.

    Linnaeus

    May 16, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    Thought folks might be interested in this, so I’m posting it here before I forget:

    Start-Ups Embrace Arbitration to Settle Workplace Disputes:

    Ms. Zoumer tried to enlist colleagues to file what she hoped would be a class-action lawsuit to fight for overtime pay. But the company had instituted a policy that could force employees to ultimately resolve disputes through arbitration instead of the courts, which essentially shut down Ms. Zoumer’s lawsuit, since arbitration bars individuals from joining in a class action.

    When Ms. Zoumer refused to sign the new policy, she was fired.

    I think we’ll be seeing more and more of this kind of thing.

  32. 32.

    Mnemosyne

    May 16, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    @geg6:

    I do not peg Ted Cruz

    Phrasing!

  33. 33.

    Prescott Cactus

    May 16, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: The Bradenton’s (FL) visitor’s bureau issued an apology after it received backlash for buying rally towels for Pittsburgh Penguins fans who attended the first game of the Eastern Conference Final Friday night.

  34. 34.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 16, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    @raven: Indeed.

  35. 35.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @LAO: Not really. Though it is a little early even for you.

  36. 36.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    @Prescott Cactus: Ahhh, okay. Now it makes sense.

  37. 37.

    LAO

    May 16, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I note, for the record, I’m not the only one who went for the obvious, if crude, joke.

  38. 38.

    Prescott Cactus

    May 16, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    @PaulWartenberg2016:
    @Adam L Silverman:

    Rodent Copulation by a visitor’s bureau. New respect for Florida.

  39. 39.

    Prescott Cactus

    May 16, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @LAO: Duly noted.
    I would have too, I just can’t type fast enough.

  40. 40.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 16, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Someone had to.

  41. 41.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: That seems, unfortunately, to be true.

  42. 42.

    Prufrock

    May 16, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Years ago, I went with a friend to watch a Steeler playoff game at a Yinzer bar in Largo. It was the game the heavily favored Steelers lost to the Chargers, with Pittsburg’s last pass attempt into the endzone harmlessly falling to the turf.

    Never heard such a raucous, drunk crowd get so quiet so fast.

  43. 43.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    @Prufrock: Do you remember which bar? Regardless, that does not surprise me.

  44. 44.

    LAO

    May 16, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: are your delicate sensibilities offended? Noted.

  45. 45.

    Prufrock

    May 16, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Can’t remember. I just remember that it was the first and last time I ever drank Iron City beer.

    For election season, Iron City should change its name to ewwww!

  46. 46.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    @LAO: Yes, I’m especially delicate.

    No, just figured someone needed to play straight man.

  47. 47.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    @Prufrock: No worries, was just curious. The three big sports bars that I recall in Largo are AJ’s, which is a standalone, and Kerr’s Winghouse and Mugs n’ Jugs. The latter two are both Hooters knockoffs.

  48. 48.

    PaulWartenberg2016

    May 16, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Bradenton, home to the Pittsburgh Pirates spring training, came out with a promotional yellow towel thingee to root for the Pens just as the series went underway. This is like having a nearby suburb of Pittsburgh like Harrisburg setting up Tesla coils at City Hall cheering on the Lightning.

    http://deadspin.com/tampa-area-tourism-bureau-apologizes-for-accidentally-s-1776847617

    Traitors.

  49. 49.

    Prufrock

    May 16, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I live just a little down the road from AJ’s and Winghouse. Mugs and Jugs moved farther east and is now known as Mugs.

  50. 50.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 16, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    @Prufrock: Somewhere in the basement I have a can of Iron City beer that’s about 30 years old. It’s probably just as “good” as new, I’d bet.

  51. 51.

    Schlemazel Khan

    May 16, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    @raven:
    Put the bisquit in the basket
    tickle the twine
    light the lamp

  52. 52.

    Prufrock

    May 16, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: That case is the best argument for the Yucca mountain storage facility I’ve ever heard.

    Seriously, I don’t know why the LGM guys hate Yuengling so much when Iron City and Rolling Rock exist. Hate Pennsylvania beer for the right reason guys!

  53. 53.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @PaulWartenberg2016: I understand the concept. As for Harrisburg, I lived 20 minutes west of it for four years in Carlisle. Harrisburg is closer to Philadelphia than it is to Pittsburgh. I can make it to the western portions of Montgomery County in about 90 minutes if I’m really pushing it and all the way into Philadelphia in about 2 hours. I can make it to Pittsburgh in 3 to 3 and 1/2 hours.

  54. 54.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @Prufrock: My sensei’s dojo is in the corner of that strip mall on the corner of Ulmerton and 66th. Since I’ve not been in the area much for a long time, I wasn’t aware of Mugs name change. We used to go to AJ’s a lot after class until, and I have no idea why, my sensei decided he wasn’t going there any more. Then it was the Winghouse, but the one down in Pinellas Park. Then he dropped that place too. I have no idea where, if anywhere, they are going now. I haven’t been in the area much since I went to work for the Army in 2007, so I have no idea what’s where, nor where they’re going to socialize.

  55. 55.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @Schlemazel Khan: beside the golden door.

    Wait, are we talking hockey or the poem inscribed on the base of the Statue of Liberty?

  56. 56.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @Prufrock: Its not good, none of it.

  57. 57.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 16, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Yuengling isn’t terrible, for cheap beer.

  58. 58.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Exactly. I don’t drink much at all, so when I do, and since I’m usually only having one, I try to avoid cheap.

  59. 59.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 16, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Better than Coy International.

  60. 60.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    Overtime! This is going to go quick or its going to take all night!

  61. 61.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    And it was quick!

  62. 62.

    Linnaeus

    May 16, 2016 at 11:19 pm

    Whoa. Sid (no longer) the Kid goes top shelf short side and ends it!

  63. 63.

    PaulWartenberg2016

    May 17, 2016 at 7:32 am

    I blame Bradenton.

  64. 64.

    Bitter Scribe

    May 17, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    I have to say, for a second-string goalie, that Russian kid playing for Tampa Bay gave a great account of himself.

  65. 65.

    Bitter Scribe

    May 17, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    @PaulWartenberg2016: Remember the Finals last year, when the Lightning tried to keep Blackhawks fans out of their arena by refusing to sell tickets to credit cards with Chicago zip codes, and all they did was increase opportunities for scalpers?

    It seems like the Lightning have a little success-to-attendance ratio problem.

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