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Champion’s League Championship Open Thread: Atlético Madrid v Real Madrid

by Randinho|  May 28, 20162:08 pm| 39 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Amir Khalid

    May 28, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    I’m still bummed that Liverpool choked in the second half of this year’s Europe league final and threw away a spot in next year’s Champs League.

    I’m rooting for Atletico. Because they’re not Real Madrid.

  2. 2.

    RealityBites

    May 28, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    I wish Zidane well, but only if Real isn’t playing Barcelona. I have mixed feelings about this game. Que sera, sera

  3. 3.

    Captain C

    May 28, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    I’m rooting for Atletico. Because they’re not Real Madrid.

    This.

  4. 4.

    Amir Khalid

    May 28, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    Alicia Keys and Andrea Bocelli have sung their songs, let the football begin.

  5. 5.

    raven

    May 28, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    OK, so this is the European Championship League?

  6. 6.

    Shell

    May 28, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    Oy, I was waiting for a new thread, and it had to be a sports one?

  7. 7.

    raven

    May 28, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    @Shell: Go see the Rabbi and get your card punched.

  8. 8.

    Amir Khalid

    May 28, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    @raven:
    The UEFA (Union of European Football Associations) Champions League, the top continent-wide club championship. This match is the final.

  9. 9.

    PSpain

    May 28, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    I’m in Spain. Streets are empty.

    Very quiet. For now….

    Not RM my bet and wish as well.

  10. 10.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    May 28, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    I’m an underdog, anti-rich-dynasty kind of guy, so, yeah, Atlético.

  11. 11.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    May 28, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    And Real Madrid goes up as soon as I post. Of course.

  12. 12.

    Amir Khalid

    May 28, 2016 at 3:08 pm

    Feh.

  13. 13.

    Thor Heyerdahl

    May 28, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    Well the gooners aren’t in it so it’s already a win for everyone ;)

    In any case – go Atlético!

  14. 14.

    FourTen

    May 28, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    I just watch it because I like that part where they go “The Chaaaaapioooonsss!”

  15. 15.

    Mwbugg

    May 28, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    Anybody else unable to watch on DirectTV?

  16. 16.

    JCJ

    May 28, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    Wow! That sucked.

  17. 17.

    Amir Khalid

    May 28, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    For crap’s sake, HOW CAN YOU MISS A PENALTY?!

  18. 18.

    JCJ

    May 28, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    Nice save!

  19. 19.

    JCJ

    May 28, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Amazing that Real did not score. Now an equalizer!

  20. 20.

    Temporarily Max McGee (Soon Enough to Be Andy K Again)

    May 28, 2016 at 4:29 pm

    @Mwbugg:

    You need Direct TVto pick up your local FOX affiliate?

  21. 21.

    Amir Khalid

    May 28, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    Atleti equalise! YES!!

  22. 22.

    Mwbugg

    May 28, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    Never bothered to get an antenna. Live in hinterlands of Henderson County, KY.

  23. 23.

    Temporarily Max McGee (Soon Enough to Be Andy K Again)

    May 28, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    @Mwbugg:

    Ahh, I see.

  24. 24.

    Amir Khalid

    May 28, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    It goes to extra time.

  25. 25.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    May 28, 2016 at 5:12 pm

    Atlético look like they might hang on. No idea who would be favored in penalty kicks.

  26. 26.

    SRW1

    May 28, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    What does Pepe have to do to get sent off?

  27. 27.

    JCJ

    May 28, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    @SRW1: perhaps he has to go full Nigel DeJong

  28. 28.

    Amir Khalid

    May 28, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    Penaltes.

  29. 29.

    JCJ

    May 28, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    On to penalty kicks!

  30. 30.

    SRW1

    May 28, 2016 at 5:28 pm

    Simeoni famously can’t watch penalty shoot-outs.

  31. 31.

    Tony J

    May 28, 2016 at 5:28 pm

    Question is are there going to be more than five players left on either side with the legs to take a proper penalty? It’s like a cramp convention out there. Bale and Ronaldo look like they coud seize up at any time.

    Good game, though.

  32. 32.

    Randinho

    May 28, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    Pepe should change his name to Wussy. Trust me Pepe: any love tap to your face can only be an improvement.

  33. 33.

    SRW1

    May 28, 2016 at 5:35 pm

    Meh!

  34. 34.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    May 28, 2016 at 5:35 pm

    Oh, jeez, I wouldn’t want to be that guy!

    And it’s over.

  35. 35.

    Amir Khalid

    May 28, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    Atleti miss one penalty and it’s the Champs League to Real. Pout.

  36. 36.

    JCJ

    May 28, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    Bummer

  37. 37.

    Tony J

    May 28, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    Man, I really, really hate penalties. Poor Juanfran, bad luck Atletico.

    Still, the Euros start soon. Really looking forward to that.

  38. 38.

    Amir Khalid

    May 28, 2016 at 5:46 pm

    From the BBC liveblog:

    Atletico Madrid are the club that have played the most European Cup finals without winning any.

    Ouch.

  39. 39.

    SRW1

    May 28, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    Part of the famous Atletico curse.

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