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You are here: Home / Politics / Politicans / Hillary Clinton 2016 / Kind of a Big Fucking Deal

Kind of a Big Fucking Deal

by Betty Cracker|  June 6, 20168:37 pm| 300 Comments

This post is in: Hillary Clinton 2016, Open Threads, Politics, Proud to Be A Democrat, Women's Rights Are Human Rights

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Breaking news from AP:

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Striding into history, Hillary Clinton will become the first woman to top the presidential ticket of a major U.S. political party, capturing commitments Monday from the number of delegates needed to become the Democrats’ presumptive nominee.

I remember watching the election returns in 2008 with tears in my eyes when President Obama became our first black president. And now we’re going to break the 229-year male lock on the Oval Office? “Proud to be a Democrat” — it’s not just a tag line!

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  1. 1.

    Comrade Mary

    June 6, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    [this is good]

  2. 2.

    Patricia Kayden

    June 6, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    Very proud to be a member of a party which is making history with back to back Presidents!

    Go Hillary!

  3. 3.

    Corner Stone

    June 6, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    I eagerly await two parts of the Concern Troll Voltron when Brachiator and Jim C. show up to tell us all a collective, “Nuh-uh! She’s awful! at this!”

  4. 4.

    aimai

    June 6, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    @Corner Stone: Corner Stone, I could kiss you for this.

  5. 5.

    JPL

    June 6, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    OT.. How are the chickens, Betty?

  6. 6.

    dmsilev

    June 6, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    I was kind of hoping that this would come tomorrow; I think it’d have been better if she went over the top thanks to getting the pledged delegates from New Jersey rather than from some additional supers. A week or so from now, nobody will care about that, so it’s a pretty minor quibble on top of some great (and long-awaited) news.

  7. 7.

    Schlemazel Khan

    June 6, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    @Corner Stone:
    drop back a couple threads, just before the NHL one. There are a couple of them there

  8. 8.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 6, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    I didn’t think this would make me so emotional, but it is and I am.

    Congratulations to our Nominee Apparent, and now let’s all work our respective and collective asses off for her between now and November.

  9. 9.

    Baud

    June 6, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    I remember watching the election returns in 2008 with tears in my eyes when President Obama became our first black president. And now we’re going to break the 229-year male lock on the Oval Office?

    Next up, virtual candidates.

    But for now, congrats Hillary and team!

  10. 10.

    aimai

    June 6, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    Ok, to get to what I really wanted to say down thread. This is a fucking historic moment. Its huge for women in this country. And I guess I’m just sick and tired of having people try to put an asterisk next to things like Obama’s win or Hillary’s (absit omen) win. ** Its a big fucking deal.

    **What I mean by an asterisk were all those people who spent time explaining that Obama wasn’t really black, or he was raised largely in a white world, or that Bill Ayres wrote his book, or that he wasn’t the brains of the outfit, all of which were things that were said by Democrats, by the way, as well as Republicans. Hillary has largely been treated as her own woman but I think that is partially the result of years of right wing attacks on her as an unfeminine woman who didn’t know her place. No one bothers to accuse Bill of being the power behind her (although I have absolutely seen people on Kos or other progressive blogs asserting that Bill might have to “write her speeches” as though she hadn’t been a lawyer and in public life exactly as long as he has).

  11. 11.

    Corner Stone

    June 6, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I think it’d have been better if she went over the top thanks to getting the pledged delegates from New Jersey rather than from some additional supers. A week or so from now, nobody will care about that

    The hurt feelings were inevitable, no matter when or how she got to the number. This is just going to get us there that much faster. So we can unleash The PBO! And The Kraken! And The Biden!

  12. 12.

    Hunter Gathers

    June 6, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    Congratulations. Hillary.

    Now go cut his fucking balls off.

    Please.

  13. 13.

    RobertDSC-iPhone 6

    June 6, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    Very happy.

  14. 14.

    Tilda Swinton's Bald Cap

    June 6, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    Pancakes are for trolls! Waffles are for winners. Go Hillary.

  15. 15.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 6, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    Well, that was unexpected.

    @dmsilev: Me too. This sounds like it was AP doing the legwork though, not the campaign announcement. That’ll come tomorrow at 8:01 Pacific, I’d guess.

    @Tilda Swinton’s Bald Cap: Mmmm. Oh man. I might have to go get waffles for late breakfastdinner tonight.

  16. 16.

    SciNY

    June 6, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    Wow. Another one for the history books. What a wonderful thing it is to see this barrier smashed in our lifetimes.

  17. 17.

    aimai

    June 6, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    @dmsilev: I think the campaign itself was trying to wait it out until after NJ but they simply can’t contain the press desire for a “first” announcement. And this is something I pointed out over at Kos when the bernie dead enders were demanding that Hillary hold off announcing that she had clinched the nomination. She simply can’t wait too long. If she did the press would announce and then, a few days later, they would simply refuse to cover her rally and acceptance speech.

  18. 18.

    JPL

    June 6, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    CNN refuses to go off message. It’s a close race.
    Congrats to Secretary Clinton.

  19. 19.

    Schlemazel Khan

    June 6, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    Just noticed on Coles tweet list that Mon General, JC Christian is still chugging along on twitter instead of his dead blog. I used to love his site, marvelous snark. So sad to see he has gone around the bend for Bernie and Doctor Stein.

  20. 20.

    Run, Lillian!

    June 6, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    Oh wow. I wish this happened tomorrow in NJ with pledged delegates, but this feels good. It can sink in a bit before the party tomorrow in Brooklyn!

    Wow. As a woman, I am in awe and yes- it feels awfully good to be a dem.

    And this week, when Obama jumps into the campaigning ring, its really going to feel like things have come full circle. Love it.

  21. 21.

    Chat Noir

    June 6, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    I saw this on my BBC News app. Very excited to get to vote for Hillary in November.

  22. 22.

    dmsilev

    June 6, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    @Corner Stone: Well, there is that. One day more or less won’t make any difference in the long run. Anyway, the Clinton campaign is having their big event in New York tomorrow, so that’s presumably when she’ll declare victory.

  23. 23.

    Mike J

    June 6, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    The AP surveyed all 714 superdelegates repeatedly in the past seven months, and only 95 remain publicly uncommitted.

    While superdelegates will not formally cast their votes for Clinton until the party’s July convention in Philadelphia, all those counted in her tally have unequivocally told the AP they will do so.

  24. 24.

    Corner Stone

    June 6, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    This is straight balls.

  25. 25.

    z

    June 6, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    This guarantees that Sanders supporters will blame the AP being in the bag for Hillary for any losses tomorrow… that a premature announcement of a Clinton victory was a conspiracy to depress turnout.

    Edit: But none of this matters. Obama V Clinton was FAR more toxic and it probably helped Obama more that it hurt him that everyone was tired of the Jeremiah Wright clip long before the general election. Clinton’s goldman speeches, emails, and sketchy clinton foundation donors would’ve been brought up by any GOP nominee anyway; better that everyone’s sick of hearing about it by October.

  26. 26.

    schrodinger's cat

    June 6, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Congratulations Hillz!
    Ramping Up will be soon here to rain on the parade.

  27. 27.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 6, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @Mike J: I know, I read the article. ?

  28. 28.

    JPL

    June 6, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @Run, Lillian!: Don’t worry, CNN will announce it as breaking news tomorrow after the polls close.

  29. 29.

    Corner Stone

    June 6, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @dmsilev: I agree. And tbh, I think HRC demurs off this. She will be respectful and fight for CA and NJ and other contested races and let the AP and NBC do their own thing.
    But this lets her surrogates gear the fuck up.

  30. 30.

    dmsilev

    June 6, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    @aimai: She’ll make the big announcement and big speech tomorrow evening, right after polls close in NJ. Even if AP is calling it now, the networks are going to be doing big election-night coverage tomorrow so she’ll get her (thoroughly deserved) victory moment.

  31. 31.

    Baud

    June 6, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    Apparently, the Clinton campaign isn’t happy with the premature announcement.

  32. 32.

    Uncle Ebeneezer

    June 6, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    Indeed, Clinton’s victory is broadly decisive. She leads Sanders by more than 3 million cast votes, by 291 pledged delegates and by 523 superdelegates. She won 29 caucuses and primaries to his 21 victories.

    That’s a far bigger margin than Obama had in 2008, when he led Clinton by 131 pledged delegates and 105 superdelegates at the point he clinched the nomination.

    Why it’s almost like she IS a good campaigner.

  33. 33.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 6, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    @Baud: Can’t blame them.

  34. 34.

    patroclus

    June 6, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    This is fantastic news!! Go Hillz! Our first female nominee ever!! This is amazing!! Before New Jersey and California!!

  35. 35.

    Baud

    June 6, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Again, she should hate the media.

  36. 36.

    patroclus

    June 6, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @Baud: So sorry you lost! But you gave it a good fight! I hope you’re graceful in defeat!

  37. 37.

    sigaba

    June 6, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    Shorter Bernie Bot: “A couple superdelegates just told California that its votes don’t count!”

  38. 38.

    Schlemazel Khan

    June 6, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    @Baud:
    I look forward to the day we can have an atheist President. That is a huge hurdle we need to clear. I strongly suspect we could have an openly gay President or even a Jewish President before we get one that is openly atheist.

    I admit that I am still surprised that the Dems could do this, I assumed the first black POTUS would have to be a Republican simply because of all the ugly they would bring against a Democrat of color. Well, they brought the ugly & they brought it hard and they failed as badly as they have failed at governing. Now we will learn the ugly they can bring against a female candidate. I wish them as much luck. It is slow and it is painful but gradually we are making some progress.

  39. 39.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 6, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    TBogg tweets

    Without comment, here is a picture of a dead bird.

  40. 40.

    Donut

    June 6, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    Super-proud and gratified that I had the chance to vote for Hillary Clinton in the New York primary this year. This is her time. 2008 was not. Now.

  41. 41.

    MazeDancer

    June 6, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    Thrilling news!

    TV not sure how to cover it, but MSNBC saying, yes, NBC calling it for her, too.

    But Hillary’s campaign seems to be wanting to have the big party they already planned tomorrow.

    We’re celebrating. Twitter celebrating. After all, History was just made by AP releasing the victory news in a tweet.

  42. 42.

    Ultraviolet Thunder

    June 6, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    About frikkin’ time.
    She’ll be a fine president. I don’t even mind that her haters will prosper too.

  43. 43.

    patroclus

    June 6, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @Schlemazel Khan: We’ve already had James Buchanan, but I’ll take a second openly gay President or our first lesbian President.

  44. 44.

    z

    June 6, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @Baud: I’m guessing the first two authors of the piece are the ones at AP tasked with calling superdelegates every day (nearly all of their stories are about delegate math). Probably pushed pretty hard to get this piece out before the results tomorrow.

  45. 45.

    Renie

    June 6, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @Baud: Did you get your call from Obama yet?

  46. 46.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 6, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Tilda Swinton’s Bald Cap: Where do you stand on pannekoeken?

  47. 47.

    dmsilev

    June 6, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Baud: Not surprising.

    I almost hesitate to ask, but have we heard any response from the Sanders campaign?

  48. 48.

    Schlemazel Khan

    June 6, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @patroclus:
    I thought of him but do not recall him being out of the closet so he does not count.

  49. 49.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    June 6, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    I can’t believe it. I can’t believe it.

    Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the corporate media have given the election to the person with the most votes.

    What kind of democracy do we live in when someone with 3 million more votes is declared the winner?!?!

    You hear about this kind of thing happening in other countries, but you never thought it could happen here.

    Not here.

  50. 50.

    Baud

    June 6, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    @Renie: Was that Obama? I thought it was someone selling extended auto warranties.

  51. 51.

    amygdala

    June 6, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    What timing–next week there will be a White House Summit called the United State of Women.

  52. 52.

    Glidwrith

    June 6, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    I’m numb. It happened. It really, really happened!

  53. 53.

    Baud

    June 6, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @dmsilev: Chris Hayes just read it off. Same crap.

  54. 54.

    magurakurin

    June 6, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @dmsilev: I think he said “Johnny Fontane will never make that movie!”

  55. 55.

    debbie

    June 6, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    @Tilda Swinton’s Bald Cap:

    Is that your blog?

  56. 56.

    Klown

    June 6, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    I guess I don’t need to bother voting tomorrow. The party insiders put their thumbs on the scale and made my vote meaningless.

  57. 57.

    Renie

    June 6, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    @Hunter Gathers: I don’t think he has any.

  58. 58.

    Tom Q

    June 6, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    1) Great!

    2) It’s clear the Clinton folk didn’t want this to happen this way. It’s like a baseball team clinching the division because the second-place team loses — you’ll pour the champagne, but you’d rather the celebration had begun on the field. Plus there’s going to be a few more hard feelings from the losing side, even though this was strictly a media thing.

    Yes, it’ll all be forgotten in short order, but it didn’t happen in the perfect way.

    3) But, back to first principles: hooray!

  59. 59.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    June 6, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @magurakurin: he’s gonna need a long shower tomorrow morning.

  60. 60.

    Percysowner

    June 6, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @sigaba: All the while declaring that those same superdelegates will be convinced to vote for Bernie at the convention!

  61. 61.

    Tilda Swinton's Bald Cap

    June 6, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @debbie: Oh no.

  62. 62.

    Richard Mayhew

    June 6, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @JPL: hey I have the DVR set for CNN for the New Jersey close just do my daughter can see the nomination “clinch” on video whenever she needs any encouragement to dream big… will need to replace that with video in November too

  63. 63.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 6, 2016 at 9:08 pm

    @Klown: Bullshit.

  64. 64.

    Betty Cracker

    June 6, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    @Richard Mayhew: What a good dad! I’m so happy my teenager will enter adulthood in a world where this is possible. That damn sure wasn’t the case for me, my mother and all our foremothers.

  65. 65.

    debbie

    June 6, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    @Tilda Swinton’s Bald Cap:

    Ah, okay. But if you had a blog, I’m sure the photography would be just as nice!

  66. 66.

    amygdala

    June 6, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    @dmsilev: Yup.

  67. 67.

    Mike J

    June 6, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    @Richard Mayhew: You’ll have to tell her about when people used to say “any boy can grow up to be president.”

  68. 68.

    Splitting Image

    June 6, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    Worth the wait. It will seem even sweeter in November when she clobbers the sexist jerk.

  69. 69.

    Chyron HR

    June 6, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @Klown:

    WAAAAAH! Bernie said he would get the party insiders to make all the votes for HILLARY meaningless! It’s not FAAAAAAAIR!

    Life’s rough, kid.

  70. 70.

    RandomMonster

    June 6, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    As usual, Betty, you have a way with words. I was similarly moved when Obama got the nomination and was elected. And I’m looking forward to another historic moment for this party.

  71. 71.

    Report

    June 6, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    @aimai: YES

  72. 72.

    Baud

    June 6, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    The news jumped the gun. Everyone wanted to be first.

  73. 73.

    Iowa Old Lady

    June 6, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    I honestly did not think I would see this in my lifetime.

  74. 74.

    Stella

    June 6, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    Although I was an Obama supporter, I still felt sort of bad when HRC lost in 2008. My emotions were very mixed. I’m just as happy about this nomination now as I was about Obama’s in 2008. (Except this time I don’t feel bad about the loser….)

    @Tilda Swinton’s Bald Cap: Yeasted waffles!

  75. 75.

    hovercraft

    June 6, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @aimai:
    Yes she’s been asking supers to hold off any announcements till after Tuesday.
    But this is a great historic day.
    @SiubhanDuinne:
    Back to back History !!

  76. 76.

    SarahT

    June 6, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @Run, Lillian!: Hey, you going to the Brooklyn event tomorrow ? I’m gonna go – hope we can get in !

  77. 77.

    Stella

    June 6, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    @aimai: All the Clinton “dynasty” bullshit implies that HRC needed help — unlike a man — to get where she is today.

  78. 78.

    aimai

    June 6, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    @Uncle Ebeneezer: Oh, be-have!

  79. 79.

    Tilda Swinton's Bald Cap

    June 6, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Tried once, and prefer them to regular pancakes.

  80. 80.

    SarahT

    June 6, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    @Donut: YES

  81. 81.

    maryQ

    June 6, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    Hmm. I feel inexplicably ambivalent. I mean, Hilary is my candidate-and I am unambivalent about that. But I kind of wanted tomorrow to count. Not sure why this “survey” happened now. Oh, well. Yeah, Hilary! No go and win.

  82. 82.

    Run, Lillian!

    June 6, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    I don’t know how to post tweets but Hillary has tweeted: We’re flattered, AP, but we have primaries to win. CA, MT, NM, SD, ND, vote tomorrow!

    Absolutely right.

    Sanders apparently responded that Hillary doesn’t have the pledged and the supers don’t vote until convention.

    No congrats or anything.

    Boo.

  83. 83.

    dmsilev

    June 6, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @Baud:

    The news jumped the gun. Everyone wanted to be first.

    The news media: Showing all the restraint and class of a YouTube comments thread.

  84. 84.

    Renie

    June 6, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @Stella: Really? I think the opposite. I think Hillary would have gone further sooner if she wasn’t handicapped by the Clinton name. She’s a fantastic person in her own right.

  85. 85.

    Baud

    June 6, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @Run, Lillian!: Good response.

  86. 86.

    geg6

    June 6, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    Not gonna celebrate until tomorrow but I think I’m pretty emotional about this and it sort of surprises me. I was an Obot before he even declared and survived the PUMA wars with minor injuries. Started this primary Bernie-curious. But she won me over (and he lost me). Still didn’t resonate completely with me what a historic and empowering thing it would be if she won the nomination (which is weird because I’m a Second Wave little sister). But I’m more and more invested in this as a woman as the reality comes to pass. Like Obama, I never thought I’d live to see the day.

  87. 87.

    sigaba

    June 6, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @Percysowner: The best I can do with Bernie’s argument is something like: He thinks that the DNC and the media have conspired together to make Hillary look unbeatable, in part by promoting superdelegate vote tallies as if they were “real.”

    The thing where us normals get confused is we insist that because Hillary won more votes, she should win. To the Bernie voters this is exactly backwards. The fact that more people voted for Hillary isn’t evidence of Hillary’s legitimate, it’s evidence that the process was rigged. It’s not just the delegate process, or the conventions, it’s actually the voters themselves that have been rigged. So supers are required to provide the necessary un-rigging.

    (I could throw in some cheap shot here about socialists’ general contempt for elections, and their attitude that when they lose elections, their positions or leaders aren’t the problem, the voters are, and they should be overruled. But I won’t. There’s a certain kind of leftist who will tell you that elections in America are pointless, because elections picked Bush twice.)

  88. 88.

    Betty Cracker

    June 6, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    @Run, Lillian!: Love your nym! I always read it in the voice of Titus Andromedon…

    @geg6: Yep.

  89. 89.

    Run, Lillian!

    June 6, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    @SarahT:

    Oh, I wish! I’m hundreds (thousand plus really) of miles from there, in Denver. Will be watching. Good luck getting in, what an amazing chance to be a part of history!

  90. 90.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 6, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    @Baud: I think she does. They certainly hate her.

  91. 91.

    raven

    June 6, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    Andrea Mitchell is telling us that both Hill and Bernie didn’t want this now.

  92. 92.

    Baud

    June 6, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @raven: MSNBC wants us to believe they aren’t part of the cabal manipulating all of us.

  93. 93.

    Run, Lillian!

    June 6, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Thank you! Oh how I love Titus, but Carol King as Lillian is my spirit animal. :)

  94. 94.

    Mike J

    June 6, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    Hillary ClintonVerified account @HillaryClinton Hillary Clinton Retweeted AP Politics
    We’re flattered, @AP, but we’ve got primaries to win. CA, MT, NM, ND, NJ, SD, vote tomorrow!

  95. 95.

    kd bart

    June 6, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    I swear 20 yrs from now we’re going to find Bernie or Busters in the wilds of Vermont who still won’t concede that the 2016 race is over.

  96. 96.

    rikyrah

    June 6, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Mayhew,
    You are a good egg for doing that for your daughter. ,
    ?

  97. 97.

    Schlemazel Khan

    June 6, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    There are a couple new bullshit artists around here recently, I wonder if they are all the same loser & if that loser is a tru beliefer or a paid troll for the GOP. It is getting so you can’t tell the two groups apart

  98. 98.

    Betty Cracker

    June 6, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @raven: I don’t get Mitchell’s appeal at all. She regurgitates Beltway convention wisdom nonstop and is treated as an oracle for it. I’d sooner look for original political insights from my hens.

    @JPL: The hens are wet, wind blown and crabby but otherwise okay!

  99. 99.

    schrodinger's cat

    June 6, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Are they mad?

  100. 100.

    raven

    June 6, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Mileage

  101. 101.

    CaseyL

    June 6, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    Fantastic news. It’s been wonderful seeing Hillary rise from the loss in 2008 to become a loyal and competent Secretary of State who repaired the relationships with other countries that Bush-Cheney had trashed. To see her now taking the Democratic Presidential nomination is thrilling.

    #I’mWithHer. Yay!

  102. 102.

    Renie

    June 6, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @raven: I can’t stand her. How can you watch it? You must be a strong person with a strong stomach.

  103. 103.

    maryQ

    June 6, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    Daughter (6th grade): Awesome! So, no more Bernie?
    Me: Yep. He’ll still whine, though.
    Daughter: Oh, crap. All day tomorrow the boys are going to be shouting about “Hilary’s playing the woman card! Hilary’s playing the woman card!”

    Is it bad for one to hope that one’s daughter becomes a lesbian?

  104. 104.

    Fair Economist

    June 6, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    Is it too tinfoily to think somebody’s trying to suppress Democratic turnout in tomorrow’s primary, where jungle primaries and complicated ballots could reasonably result in single-party generals in even swing districts?

  105. 105.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 6, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @Schlemazel Khan: People get silly when their preferred candidate loses. I’m in a good mood right now so I’m ignoring it :)

  106. 106.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 6, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @Baud: Premature nomination-announcement. 1 out of every 5 reporters… The important thing is for them is to seek treatment and to speak with their doctors honestly about the problem.

  107. 107.

    Mike J

    June 6, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @maryQ:

    Daughter: Oh, crap. All day tomorrow the boys are going to be shouting about “Hilary’s playing the woman card! Hilary’s playing the woman card!”

    You should get your daughter a woman card from the Clinton swag shop.

  108. 108.

    SarahT

    June 6, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @Run, Lillian!: Thanks ! We’re gonna head over very early & be prepared for long security lines and shit weather. Too much to hope there’ll be a cash bar, I guess ? :)

  109. 109.

    raven

    June 6, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @Renie: I’m watching Rachel.

  110. 110.

    maryQ

    June 6, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @Mike J: Actually, I invested in a few decks on Kickstarter. The project got funded and I should be receiving them some time in July. So, me, my daughter, and five special people will get a deck.

  111. 111.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 6, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @maryQ: Tomorrow will count. Tomorrow will put to bed, once and for all, the regular/earned delegate count issues.

  112. 112.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 6, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @efgoldman:

    I didn’t think this would make me so emotional, but it is and I am.

    I’m not, I’m just glad this fucking nightmare of a primary is over.
    My wife and daughter, on the other hand…..

    Well, that’s the thing. I expected to be glad this fucking nightmare of a primary would be over, whenever it finally happened. And don’t get me wrong, I am, I am! But I have long known this day was coming, so I didn’t expect to be so viscerally moved by Hillary’s having secured the nomination.

  113. 113.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    June 6, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    The Associated Press ‏@AP 8:20 PM EST

    BREAKING: @AP finds Clinton reached the number of delegates needed to clinch the Democratic nomination for president

    7,581 retweets 5,339 likes

  114. 114.

    raven

    June 6, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @SarahT: There damn sure won’t be a free one.

  115. 115.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 6, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @maryQ: Lesbians are awesome.

  116. 116.

    SarahT

    June 6, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    @geg6: Seconded.

  117. 117.

    Mike J

    June 6, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    @SarahT: Love the fact that HQ is at the corner of Tillary and Clinton.

  118. 118.

    JanieM

    June 6, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    @maryQ:

    Is it bad for one to hope that one’s daughter becomes a lesbian?

    Thanks for my laugh of the day. And no, it’s not bad. Being a lesbian has its advantages. :-)

  119. 119.

    Renie

    June 6, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Is the storm coming by you?

  120. 120.

    aimai

    June 6, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    @sigaba: very good analysis. The thing that I would add is that the most devoted Bernie bots believe that the entire primary should take place in a kind of Rawlsian veil of ignorance. The only true and worthy and authentic candidate would come from completely outside the party and no candidate would recieve any kind of backing from the party or from individual named Democrats. They should have no friends or acquaintances, even. They imagine the primary not only as a kind of race, but as a kind of race in which the candidates must be perfectly matched in size and weight–if one is lighter then he wears weights. Bernie is, of course, the ideal candidate and Hillary should have accepted a handicap to bring herself down to his level, like not being permitted to know DWS or President Obama, or not accepting money.

  121. 121.

    SarahT

    June 6, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    @raven: That much I know :) And I doubt the Secret Service would miss a flask, however carefully hidden, but whaddyagonnado ?

  122. 122.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 6, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Stupid FYWP won’t allow me back in to edit my own fucking comment and put in the second close blockquote.

    I’m sure FYWP has its reasons for doing what it does, but I’m damned if I can figure out what they are.

  123. 123.

    A Ghost To Most

    June 6, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @Schlemazel Khan:

    I look forward to the day we can have an atheist President. That is a huge hurdle we need to clear. I strongly suspect we could have an openly gay President or even a Jewish President before we get one that is openly atheist.

    Agree, although I prefer to believe that Big O is an atheist who is keeping up appearances for the sake of being electable. I’m hoping he “comes out” and punks the “silly” people at some point in the future.

  124. 124.

    SarahT

    June 6, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @Mike J: Ha ! Yep, it is.

  125. 125.

    D58826

    June 6, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @sigaba: Listening to Rachel recap Bernie’s reaction to the news that Hillary has gone over the top. He has spend 4 months complaining that the SD process is corrupt. Now he is arguing that these corrupt SD should flip and vote for Bernie, the popular vote be da**med. This s***b knew the rules when he jumped into the race and now he wants them changed so he can win. The sooner he is driven into the sunset the better. Listening to the Bernie spokesman say it’s important that the voters be heard tomorrow but after the primary election is complete, with Hillary having a popular vote lead, the SD should ignore that and vote for Bernie.

    Oh god these people are beyond berlief. Rachal just nailed the Bernie spokesman with the the walk down memory lane to 2008. In 2008, once Obama had the pledged delegates and SD to clinch the nomination he came out and supported Obama. He also said the primary was over. Bernie’s spokesman’s response ‘ ah well, ahh ahh Bernie has started a revolution so the rules that applied in 2008 don’t apply today’. Even Calvin would be embarrassed by the total disregard for the rules.

  126. 126.

    burnspbesq

    June 6, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @sigaba:

    Shorter Bernie Bot: “A couple superdelegates just told California that its votes don’t count!”

    As a California Democrat, I’m a little disappointed that we don’t get to drive the last nail in Bernie’s coffin. But I’ll get over it.

    Congrats to Madame Secretary, and let’s go kick some ass in November.

  127. 127.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 6, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    @efgoldman: Maybe she’ll even get to see them put:
    youtube.com/watch?v=zUnSGz8vW0U

  128. 128.

    Elie

    June 6, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    Late to the thread but share my pride — and OPTIMISM at its heart for this. Optimism was what I also felt when Barak was nominated….. And so it goes…. energy, optimism, eagerness and intestinal fortitude to face what is ahead… Amen!

  129. 129.

    aimai

    June 6, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    @kd bart: Living on a diet of pot and maple sugar.

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    Baud

    June 6, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Stupid FYWP won’t allow me back in to edit my own fucking comment and put in the second close blockquote.

    I blame Hillary!

  131. 131.

    LAC

    June 6, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    @efgoldman: lol! I know. Jaysus…

  132. 132.

    raven

    June 6, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    Hils is on Rachel

  133. 133.

    Mike J

    June 6, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    As a California Democrat, I’m a little disappointed that we don’t get to drive the last nail in Bernie’s coffin.

    You will put her over the top with pledged delegates, and that’s the really important thing.

  134. 134.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    June 6, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    (NYT) — Clinton Has Delegates for Nomination, The A.P. Says

    9:17 PM EST

    On the eve of the New Jersey and California primaries, an Associated Press survey of superdelegates indicated that Hillary Clinton had enough support to clinch the Democratic nomination.

  135. 135.

    SarahT

    June 6, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    @efgoldman: That’s a smart kid you’ve got there – but you already knew that :)

  136. 136.

    Baud

    June 6, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @raven: Recorded before the announcement.

  137. 137.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 6, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    @Baud:

    I blame Hillary!

    Gonna be seeing a lot of that the next 4-8 years, I reckon.

  138. 138.

    SarahT

    June 6, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    @maryQ: Another super-smart Balloon-Juicer kid !

  139. 139.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 6, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    @burnspbesq: Sure we do. Putting her into the majority of pledged delegates counts. (I don’t have the numbers handy–will she do that with just NJ?)

  140. 140.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 6, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    @Baud: Obama is still President. Don’t deny him his due.

  141. 141.

    Baud

    June 6, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    Sanders to media: Don’t declare Hillary the nominee tomorrow.

    Media to Sanders: Ok.

  142. 142.

    Ella in New Mexico

    June 6, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    Yaaaay! All the voters in California, Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, North and South Dakota can just skip the polls tomorrow!!!

    Except, they can’t. And shouldn’t. And wont. Even if the AP’s unethical editorial board wants them to.

    As much of a shoe-in as Hilary is, I find it irresponsible for the AP to be trying to mess with turnout tomorrow, the last big primary of the year. But then, maybe that’s EXACTLY what they want to do…

  143. 143.

    Baud

    June 6, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Special occasion. Obama will understand.

  144. 144.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 6, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @Baud: Fair ’nuff.

  145. 145.

    SarahT

    June 6, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @dmsilev: Heh

  146. 146.

    cokane

    June 6, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    To be fair, between Boehner and Trump, Republicans have made great strides for Orange Americans

  147. 147.

    SarahT

    June 6, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico: Damn straight. Trying to kneecap her, but it won’t work,

  148. 148.

    Iowa Old Lady

    June 6, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    @maryQ:

    Is it bad for one to hope that one’s daughter becomes a lesbian?

    LOL. I can’t remember where I read or saw it, but an older woman character said she was becoming a “political lesbian,” meaning she had no interest in sex with other women, but she was tired of dealing with men. I sometimes know how she felt.

    Baud: I blame Hillary!

    That is awesome! LOL

  149. 149.

    hovercraft

    June 6, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @Klown:
    My mother, sister and I will be voting for the first female nominee in history tomorrow in New Jersey.
    I can tell my grandkids I voted for the first black and the first woman presidents.
    Go vote ! It matters.

  150. 150.

    Elie

    June 6, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    And after so many “lifts” and other facial “interventions”, her facial expressions never change. I bet her whole face is numb… to match that numb soul of hers. Dinners with her and her husband (Alan Greenspan – not yet actually dead though dead in essence a while ago), must be like those day of the dead paintings of skeletons doing lively things while actually being dead.. (yes, I am cruel)

  151. 151.

    Keith G

    June 6, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    I suspect that Mitch McConnell and Chuck Grassley are getting messages from the few long term Conservative thinkers out there that HRC is looking to be a prohibitive favorite in the fall and that it is time to start planning the Merrick Garland hearings and vote before someone gets to Obama and convinces him to withdraw this nomination.

    Trump seems to be doing everything in his power to drive his nascent campaign into a ditch and take the Senate Republicans with him. If that happens, a few smart Hillary SCOTUS nominations would give Liberals the Court for quite a while.

  152. 152.

    Jeffro

    June 6, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    @kd bart:

    I swear 20 yrs from now we’re going to find Bernie or Busters in the wilds of Vermont who still won’t concede that the 2016 race is over.

    I think there was a Lt. Onoda who lasted over 3 decades in the jungle after Japan had surrendered…you sayin’ the BOBs can’t hold out longer than that? Come on ;)

  153. 153.

    Cacti

    June 6, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico:

    Yaaaay! All the voters in California, Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, North and South Dakota can just skip the polls tomorrow!!!

    Except, they can’t. And shouldn’t. And wont. Even if the AP’s unethical editorial board wants them to.

    As much of a shoe-in as Hilary is, I find it irresponsible for the AP to be trying to mess with turnout tomorrow, the last big primary of the year. But then, maybe that’s EXACTLY what they want to do…

    Don’t worry, you’re still special.

  154. 154.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 6, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico: It’s shoo-in. I say this as a friendly FYI, not a correction.

  155. 155.

    Mnemosyne

    June 6, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    I’m not excited yet, but I don’t get to vote until tomorrow. I will be more excited then, especially since I will also be voting for several other women as well.

  156. 156.

    sigaba

    June 6, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @aimai:

    The thing that I would add is that the most devoted Bernie bots believe that the entire primary should take place in a kind of Rawlsian veil of ignorance.

    The Democratic Party and Hillary Clinton existed prior to August 2015. This fact alone proves that the election was rigged. Rigged I tell you.

    @D58826:

    He also said the primary was over. Bernie’s spokesman’s response ‘ ah well, ahh ahh Bernie has started a revolution so the rules that applied in 2008 don’t apply today’.

    You say you want a Revolution, well you know… The revolution means votes don’t count. Yay revolution.

  157. 157.

    El Caganer

    June 6, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    @kd bart: …and the locals will tell tales of the Sanders Sasquatch…..

  158. 158.

    Elie

    June 6, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico:

    You got that right, sista. But nevermind — hopefully voters will still do the right thing… What a bunch of assholes at AP.

  159. 159.

    Jeffro

    June 6, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    @D58826:

    Listening to the Bernie spokesman say it’s important that the voters be heard tomorrow but after the primary election is complete, with Hillary having a popular vote lead, the SD should ignore that and vote for Bernie.

    I forget who it was had an excerpt from someone else up on Twitter* today, noting that Bernie & Co want to talk about pledged delegates, then as soon as it’s pointed out that Hillary has the lead there, they want to talk about super delegates; then as soon as it’s pointed out that Hillary has the lead THERE, they go back to pledged delegates – an infinite loop of bullshit.

    (*so you know this is well-sourced and also highly researched info here, is what I’m saying)

  160. 160.

    hovercraft

    June 6, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    @Betty Cracker:
    I loathe Mrs Greenspan.

  161. 161.

    LAC

    June 6, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @D58826: of course, Rachel manages to undercut things with her having fucking kraken face Andrea Mitchell on with her faux concern about the Clinton campaign.

  162. 162.

    Cacti

    June 6, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    Formal endorsement from President Obama tomorrow?

  163. 163.

    Betty Cracker

    June 6, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    @Renie: Yes. It’s been raining pretty much nonstop since 3 AM. Not a big deal by FL standards, though — a mere sun shower!

  164. 164.

    maryQ

    June 6, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    @Baud: LOL!

  165. 165.

    Renie

    June 6, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    @raven: what did she say?

  166. 166.

    hellslittlestangel

    June 6, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    I’m proud and happy we’ll have our first woman President in just seven and a half months.

    Is it wrong for me to also look forward to gloating over angry, bitter right-wingers?

  167. 167.

    Iowa Old Lady

    June 6, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Someone I know chose yesterday to fly to Orlando with her family for a vacation. They were supposed to go to Universal Studios today. I hope they took rain gear.

  168. 168.

    Ella in New Mexico

    June 6, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    @Cacti: and you’re still jealous.

  169. 169.

    Donut

    June 6, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    This just in: reactions from the Bernie Sanders camp:

    youtu.be/q7vtWB4owdE

  170. 170.

    D58826

    June 6, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico: While I think AP should have waited, NJ would put her over the top long before the West coast polls close. It’s still important to vote, esp for the down ballot candidates. If she had gone over the top after New York would you feel that your vote didn’t count. For better or worse that’s the way the system works. Maybe one of the reforms going forward is to have 6 primary days over 3 months with a random selection of states in each cycle but that isn’t the way it is now.

  171. 171.

    Ken

    June 6, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    @efgoldman:

    My daughter points out that, if HRC serves two terms, my granddaughter (three in August) will have gone the first eleven years of her life WITHOUT a white, male POTUS!

    My God, you’re right. An entire generation will be raised thinking that is normal and acceptable. The country may never recover.

    (And, since I caused some confusion last night: sarcasm.)

  172. 172.

    sigaba

    June 6, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    @Cacti: I assume he’ll wait until California is called.

  173. 173.

    Ella in New Mexico

    June 6, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    @SarahT: Exactly. She’s not happy about this, either. Even if her BJ supporters are.

  174. 174.

    Baud

    June 6, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    Clinton spokesperson on Rachel — focused on tomorrow.

  175. 175.

    Ella in New Mexico

    June 6, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    @sigaba: because he has class. And so does Hilary. And they’re realists who understand there’s much work to be dont.

    And you really don’t.

  176. 176.

    patroclus

    June 6, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @sigaba:If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain’t gonna make it with anyone anyhow”

  177. 177.

    sigaba

    June 6, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico: I think that was uncalled-for.

  178. 178.

    magurakurin

    June 6, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico: It’s always like this. R. Maddow said last week, don’t be surprised if this thing gets called sooner than Tuesday. And then she explained how AP called all the unbound GOP delegates and got enough to call the race for Trump. This is all SOP. The Clinton campaign knew this might happen and they were trying to get the supers to hold back, but it’s just not possible. But it isn’t any sort of conspiracy or an attempt to influence the election. Because the truth is the outcome of the elections Tuesday are pretty much baked in…a lot of California has already voted…and the final result won’t change based on anything the AP or anyone else does or says today.

  179. 179.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 6, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    @Mike J:

    You’ll have to tell her about when people used to say “any boy can grow up to be president.”

    You know that great Pete Souza photo of the little African-American boy looking up in awe at the President? All you see of POTUS is his beautiful dark hand touching the lad’s cheek. It gives me shivers every time I see it. Well, I want to see something equally genuine and moving during the Presidency of Hillary Rodham Clinton — some interaction with a young girl, something that really brings home the message that she, too, can aspire to the highest office in the country. And gods willing, President HRC will have as sensitive and gifted a photographer as Souza on her staff.

  180. 180.

    Ella in New Mexico

    June 6, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    @D58826: No.

  181. 181.

    liberal

    June 6, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    @Keith G: you’re assuming they’re going to allow HRC to appoint people to the USSC.

  182. 182.

    Elie

    June 6, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Bernie is so over… What is the next step — the gambit for a 74 year old not that smart, ugly, socialist fake democrat.
    Bernie, go open a café in Burlington where folks can go to complain about how they have been screwed… “Bernies Screwdriver Diner”. He can sit in the back and bitch with all the diners while serving up bitter melon salad, regret stew, and yo mama apple pie — he can pose for pics that are framed and placed on the wall with the famous folks that visit. Jane can open a shop that sells fleece products ….

    You know, its horrible to not get when you should leave a party and when none of your friends will ever want to be seen with you again. Poor Bernie… Maybe NOW someone will do a true expose on the Burlington College thing…

  183. 183.

    SarahT

    June 6, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    @efgoldman: End of an era, and it;s about damn time !

  184. 184.

    Ella in New Mexico

    June 6, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    @sigaba: Sorry, erroneous link-back to you, not Cacti who it was intended for.

  185. 185.

    sigaba

    June 6, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico: You said *I* had no class. Or I didn’t realize there was much work to be done. Or something.

  186. 186.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    June 6, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico: I’ll still be walking several blocks to the polls tomorrow. I’ll still cast my vote for the Democratic Presidental nomination and ALL THE OTHER RACES ON THE BALLOT.

  187. 187.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 6, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @sigaba: Well obviously that is none of your business.

  188. 188.

    Schlemazel Khan

    June 6, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico:
    Damn I hate when I come in at the middle of the movie & miss all the exposition!

  189. 189.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    June 6, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    @Elie: Alan Greenspan, aka The Cryptkeeper.

  190. 190.

    magurakurin

    June 6, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    removed

  191. 191.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 6, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Tomorrow will count. Tomorrow will put to bed, once and for all, the regular/earned delegate count issues.

    Not according to Bernie Sanders, since his stated standard for putting it to bed is that Hillary needs to win such a huge supermajority of pledged delegates that he can’t theoretically win by flipping 100% of the supers.

  192. 192.

    SarahT

    June 6, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @cokane: HA.

  193. 193.

    magurakurin

    June 6, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico: fair enough. please proceed. I’m childish. I like pie fights.

  194. 194.

    Renie

    June 6, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I love that photo too! Souza is a great photographer and I love looking through the ones that get posted. He really brings out the warmth of the President, especially in the photos with children.

  195. 195.

    Ella in New Mexico

    June 6, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @magurakurin: yes, I should.

  196. 196.

    Uncle Ebeneezer

    June 6, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA: Yup. I’m still excited to vote for HRC and other Democrats tomorrow.

  197. 197.

    Origuy

    June 6, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    @liberal: And you’re assuming that the Republicans will still control the Senate.

  198. 198.

    Elie

    June 6, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA:

    LOL! Yes…. I wonder what he is up to and whether he can still interact… He must be “spinning in his chair” when Trump talked about US debt being bought pennies on the dollar (if he still knows where he is). Meanwhile, that zombie he is married to didn’t blink and eyelash — (not that she could anyway).

  199. 199.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 6, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico: @magurakurin: What is this, a Hemingway story? Say what you mean.

  200. 200.

    Felanius Kootea

    June 6, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    @Fair Economist: No it isn’t tinfoily. I mailed my ballot in already last week (I have permanent vote by mail status in CA) but my husband likes to vote in person and he was a little bit disappointed that California’s primary was so late after reading the AP news. Feels to him like CA didn’t count this time around. He’ll still go vote but I’m not sure whether others will.

  201. 201.

    SarahT

    June 6, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA: Exactly. Dems gotta learn to vote in primaries ANDfor the whole damn ballot – we surely know the GOP does.

  202. 202.

    MoxieM

    June 6, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    Woot! #WellesleyProud! Also– can someone fill me in on whether and how John Kerry was equally raked over the coals for the 2002 Iraq vote? I don’t remember it, but I don’t feel like my memory is a good barometer (I supported him, etc.)

    So besides the usual mud-flinging, is HRC getting more crapola over that specific vote, as people remember it. (Yes, I have checked the Google machine. People are better.) thanks.

  203. 203.

    Renie

    June 6, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    @Keith G: Harry Reid ripped McConnell a good one today right from the Senate floor. Making him own Trump’s racist bs.

  204. 204.

    hovercraft

    June 6, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    My mother is 74 years old and only became a citizen in 2010. She is very proud that her first vote was for a black man and her next will be for a woman. She says that she is proud to look at her grand children who are of African decent can look at Obama and Clinton and know that they too can achieve anything. She is proud to call herself an American. This is why she came here, because anything is possible. She is living the American Dream.

  205. 205.

    Gemina13

    June 6, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    @aimai:

    I’m going to see the moment my mother wanted desperately to see. She loved Hillary.

    I don’t know what to think or say at this moment, except, Ma, I wish you could see this.

  206. 206.

    dmsilev

    June 6, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Sure we do. Putting her into the majority of pledged delegates counts. (I don’t have the numbers handy–will she do that with just NJ?)

    No. Hillary needs 215 pledged delegates to reach 2026. There are 224 non-California pledged delegates up for grab tomorrow (and 475 in CA), so she’d need about 95% of the non-CA vote to manage that feat. Not going to happen, not even if Sanders concedes right now and also announces that he just skull-fucked a kitten as part of his ritualistic declaration of allegiance to Donald Trump.

  207. 207.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 6, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    @MoxieM: He definitely got a lot of heat for it from Howard Dean–that was one of the central distinguishing points of Dean’s primary campaign. But Dean was out in February and he endorsed Kerry in March. It helped that Kerry was running against George W. Bush himself; also, keep in mind that the popularity of the war hadn’t bottomed out yet.

  208. 208.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    June 6, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    ♫♫
    It’s quarter to three,
    There’s no-one in the place,
    ‘Cept you and me.

    So set ’em up Joe,
    I’ve got a little story,
    You outta know

    We’re drinking my friend – to the end..
    …. of a brief episode.

    Make it one for my baby,
    and one more for the road
    .

  209. 209.

    Mnemosyne

    June 6, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    There is a reason why people are a little annoyed with AP — voter turnout in California is abysmal. A ridiculously low number of voters in CA bother to show up at the polls. There are a lot of reasons for this (for one, my county of Los Angeles makes it almost impossible to vote early), but there is some justified fear that people will stay home tomorrow like they did in 2014.

  210. 210.

    AkaDad

    June 6, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Another blow to my white-male privelage.

    Thanks, Hillary.

  211. 211.

    Betty Cracker

    June 6, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    @Gemina13: Same here. Same here.

  212. 212.

    Libby's Person

    June 6, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    @geg6: I’m with you. l’m going to get all choked up listening to the NJ and CA results (and the others), and celebrate like crazy tomorrow night. I’ll be celebrating the first woman candidate for president, and celebrating selection of a very strong candidate independent of gender.

  213. 213.

    Betty Cracker

    June 6, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    @dmsilev: Poor kittens! They get violently molested so often in metaphor at Balloon Juice.

    @hovercraft: She sounds awesome.

  214. 214.

    gogol's wife

    June 6, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch:

    I don’t know why you’re linking that song, but the least you could do is link Ida Lupino‘s version.

  215. 215.

    Geoduck

    June 6, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    @Hunter Gathers: Now now, Bernie’s been a pain towards the end of all this, but that’s going a bit too far!

  216. 216.

    Renie

    June 6, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    @Gemina13: I’ve been having the same thoughts tonite about my Mom. She died 2 years ago at 91 and was a diehard Democrat her entire life. She loved Hillary, I would have loved to see my Mom’s face when she heard the news.

  217. 217.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 6, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    @gogol’s wife: Golly.

  218. 218.

    gogol's wife

    June 6, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    what do you mean by that?

  219. 219.

    geg6

    June 6, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    Just had to gorge in some chocolate. Between Hilz clinching and the Pens giving me heart attacks, I needed that.

  220. 220.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 6, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    @gogol’s wife: Never heard that version before and wow…

  221. 221.

    gogol's wife

    June 6, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Isn’t it great? I luuurve it.

  222. 222.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 6, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    @efgoldman:

    My daughter points out that, if HRC serves two terms, my granddaughter (three in August) will have gone the first eleven years of her life WITHOUT a white, male POTUS!

    My daughter is nine; a black man is the only President she remembers, outside of history books. (I told her about the 2008 race while it was happening, but she was a toddler and of course she has no recollection of that.)

    But she’s feeling keenly the possibility of a woman as President. A couple of years ago she was talking about being the first woman President, and I told her I hoped and believed that there would be one long before she became eligible. (And, yes, I had a pretty good idea who it would be.)

  223. 223.

    Brachiator

    June 6, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    @Corner Stone: I thought the point of this particular thread was to congratulate Hillary on a momentous achievement, which I heartily do!

    And those for whom this moment is special because it may result in the election of our first woman president certainly deserve some space in which to celebrate, to shout for joy, to reflect on everything which has led up to this event.

  224. 224.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 6, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    @gogol’s wife: Awesome.

  225. 225.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    June 6, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    @gogol’s wife: I’m just crestfallen that we live in a country were the person with the most votes wins.

    How did it come to that?

    A few drinks and Sinatra always helps with the blues.

  226. 226.

    patroclus

    June 6, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: Wow, you must be a psychic!

    My Mom, who died last fall, would have enjoyed today very much. She was one of the few “professional” women in the late 40’s through the 80’s and saw and experienced quite a lot. She never called herself a feminist, but she was one. Many many things would make her VERY mad – often, she would be furious about Ralph Hall (our Congressman) and his anti-choice votes and I would write letters to him that she (happily) signed. I bet he got very tired of receiving vituperative letters from my Mom written by me. She was a Massachusetts Dem who moved to Texas and usually had to hold her tongue around many of her “friends.” But with me, she could be honest. I miss her especially tonight.

  227. 227.

    Renie

    June 6, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    @Brachiator: Yes this is certainly an historical moment. One that generations after us will read about in history books. Truly amazing. First Barak Obama breaking the racial barrier now Hillary Clinton breaking the gender barrier aka the glass ceiling. It’s interesting how to my 21 yr old daughter its not such a big thing as it is to me. It may be cuz she was a Bernie supporter or as she explains she is use to women in authority positions and knew a woman would be President in her lifetime. For me, it’s an amazing moment.

  228. 228.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 6, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    @efgoldman: Depends on the mood of the room. And the post.

  229. 229.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 6, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    @Jeffro: he died two years ago:
    cnn.com/2014/01/17/world/asia/japan-philippines-ww2-soldier-dies/

  230. 230.

    burnspbesq

    June 6, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    I had a strange and highly entertaining dream last night.

    In my dream, it was October 2018. I had taken a week off from work and gone to Vermont to work for the Democratic nominee who was challenging Bernie.

    The best part? The Democratic nominee was MIchelle Obama.

  231. 231.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 6, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Do you get to vote the idiot judge from that Stanford rape case off the bench? I understand he’s up for reelection/retention tomorrow.

  232. 232.

    burnspbesq

    June 6, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Superior Court judges are elected at the county level. He sits in Santa Clara County. Mnem lives in Los Angeles County, and I live in Orange, so alas, that’s a vote that I don’t get to cast. In any event, every news story I’ve seen today has talked in terms of a recall, which is a process that must begin with a petition drive, so I don’t think he’s on the ballot tomorrow.

  233. 233.

    Ken

    June 6, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    @gogol’s wife: My favorite version has always been the one The Abominable Dr. Phibes, but that’s because it’s played while Virginia North… well, does nothing much, but it’s Virginia North.

  234. 234.

    pseudonymous in nc

    June 6, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    @Corner Stone: she already did, via the Twitters, not long after the campaign said “that’s very nice but we’re looking for every vote tomorrow.”

  235. 235.

    Aqualad08

    June 6, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    Not to be a dick or anything, but the AP is reporting this without saying exactly which superdelegates have committed.

    Not a very convincing piece of journalism.

  236. 236.

    Annie

    June 6, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady:

    Me either. I’m so glad I did.

  237. 237.

    burnspbesq

    June 6, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    @Aqualad08:

    If the names were disclosed, there is every chance that those folks would be doxxed and otherwise harassed by the BernieBros, I think it was a responsible move by AP.

  238. 238.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 6, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    @Aqualad08: Today, tomorrow… It will happen.

  239. 239.

    The Golux

    June 6, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    @Tilda Swinton’s Bald Cap:

    Pancakes are for trolls! Waffles are for winners. Go Hillary.

    That is our usual waffle recipe; they’re fabulous, though we usually thicken the batter with extra flour in the morning.

    Just about everything in The Breakfast Book is outstanding.

  240. 240.

    Mnemosyne

    June 6, 2016 at 11:20 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    As burns said, I am sadly far south of that district. I’m not sure we have any commenters in the Palo Alto area.

  241. 241.

    burnspbesq

    June 6, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    This is priceless. Trump is getting that property tax abatement for people with incomes <$500k again this year. Clinton has to say something about this. Talk about your low-hanging fruit.

    motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2016/06/wtf-donald

  242. 242.

    Suffragete City elftx

    June 6, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    Congrats to Hillary YAY ..checking out the waffles now!

  243. 243.

    seaboogie

    June 6, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    @Hunter Gathers: Guess it’s time to replay the Clinton SNL sketch…

    I am SO ready for the VP picks, the debates and Obama, Biden and Warren on the campaign trail on behalf of Clinton!

  244. 244.

    Elie

    June 6, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    Well, though initially I was very cynical about the early AP report, I think on further deliberation that it was a good idea. It put the Bernie-ites back on their heels and sweeps them into the “but it isn’t over….” whining. Since she already has the number, they are left complaining about minutae and grievances and no one will care. Meanwhile, Hillary gets additional nails in his coffin tomorrow. The “script” Bernie had has to now be adjusted and he is just a loser complaining about the results he didn’t like. As long as she didn’t have the nomination, he could work the refs about whether he could overtake her. Now its over and he is left arguing about technicalities on the sidelines.

  245. 245.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 6, 2016 at 11:31 pm

    @seaboogie: Link no work. You fix.

  246. 246.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    June 6, 2016 at 11:32 pm

    @gogol’s wife: Richard Widmark was so cool.

  247. 247.

    Aqualad08

    June 6, 2016 at 11:32 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Oh, I agree. I know the AP is under no obligation to not step on the moment, but they stepped on the moment without really disclosing the full rationale.

    Also, too: they have her at 2,384. Did they count Hillary and Bill themselves? Because they would never had confirmed this to the AP.

  248. 248.

    chopper

    June 6, 2016 at 11:33 pm

    @Mike J:

    clearly a terrible campaigner.

  249. 249.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 6, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    @burnspbesq: Thanks, wasn’t sure where all you all are. I intend to, tomorrow, unless someone beats me to it, to post both the transcript of the victim’s statement to the court and Ashley Banfield reading it during her show today. It needs as much exposure as possible.

    I read somewhere else that he’s up for reelection or retention, whichever you all call it out there, tomorrow. That was aside from the recall petition that was started.

  250. 250.

    Aqualad08

    June 6, 2016 at 11:42 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    If the names were disclosed, there is every chance that those folks would be doxxed and otherwise harassed by the BernieBros, I think it was a responsible move by AP.

    Meh, the names are already out there and that was already happening. Hell, it’s probably happening again right now.

  251. 251.

    eemom

    June 6, 2016 at 11:43 pm

    I’m glad for the good news, but I haz a little confuzzled……isn’t this AP thing breaking on the night before CA and NJ gonna just give Bernout and his cult worshippers another massive round of whiny-ass bullshit ammo to fire as an excuse to not STFU and GTFO after tomorrow?

  252. 252.

    Keith G

    June 6, 2016 at 11:45 pm

    @liberal:

    you’re assuming they’re going to allow HRC to appoint people to the USSC

    I assume that HRC will win and that the Senate will be in play. I also assume that the Trump cluster-fuck might be historically large, and in that case the Senate will flip. Democrats need to net just four seats to win control of the Senate if Hillary Clinton wins the presidency (assuming a VP tie breaker). I bet the margin will be larger than 4.

    Then the question becomes, will the Democrats in the Senate put limits on filibustering nominees for the federal bench, especially the SCOTUS? I bet that they will. How much? I do not know.

  253. 253.

    Applejinx

    June 6, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    I’m not surprised that Hillary is displeased with the AP and tweeted ‘stop that, I have primaries to win!’. She knows how this ought to go, and it just goes to show you that even a Hillary Clinton can’t get everything she wants. AP just could not wait, even when not waiting does Hillary some harm (not in terms of winning, but in terms of screwing up the process). That’s NOT on Hil, that is the press being asshats.

    But they are right, you know. Hillary won, and she will win this Fall too. And I will be voting for her and have no problem with that.

    …provided I get good at glancing casually over SOME of the posters here, without reading too closely ;P some of you guys are so bitter and vengeful! You should be more like your candidate. Enough about those posters. I don’t want to be seeing them when I think about this day.

    I want to remember the joy.

    The joy and pride of so many of you, is a beautiful and sincere thing. It’s well earned: nobody can say this was easy or set up in advance. But it was time, and you prevailed, and I say: be joyful. It makes me happy to see that joy because it reminds me why we do this.

    Future President Hillary Clinton also tweeted happy Ramadan wishes to Muslims here and elsewhere, defiant of anyone who would suggest that’s not an okay thing to do. And I was proud to see it.

    Tuesday may be anticlimactic, but somehow I doubt that ;)

    Now let’s go and change our world, and be a beacon to THE world.

    -jinx

  254. 254.

    burnspbesq

    June 6, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    @eemom:

    You see some of the same crap I see on FB. Think they need an excuse?

  255. 255.

    Keith G

    June 6, 2016 at 11:47 pm

    @eemom: It will, but I bet that after a bit of time, tempers will cool and the right decisions will prevail.

  256. 256.

    tastytone

    June 6, 2016 at 11:49 pm

    Lots of Mom stuff tonight! It’s beautiful.
    A veteran of the ERA wars, my late mother would often become exasperated and say, “you don’t understand–with women there’s always a line you can’t cross. You can be the smartest, boldest, and most talented and it does. not. matter.” I feel her very strongly today. With a little luck, I’ll feel her in November as well; and (for at least her first four years) my unborn daughter won’t know anything BUT a female POTUS. Not to be dramatic, but I agree…it is indeed a big fucking deal.

  257. 257.

    chopper

    June 6, 2016 at 11:51 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico:

    there’s much work to be don’t.

    ah, bernie’s campaign slogan.

  258. 258.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    June 6, 2016 at 11:56 pm

    @burnspbesq: If it’s based on taxable income, he probably has none.

  259. 259.

    LanceThruster

    June 7, 2016 at 12:00 am

    It will be decided at the Democratic National convention.

    It ain’t over yet, regardless of the many claims otherwise.

  260. 260.

    burnspbesq

    June 7, 2016 at 12:01 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA:

    If nothing else, it’s a virtual certainty that Trump pays AMT and the Obamacare tax.

  261. 261.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2016 at 12:03 am

    @LanceThruster: Please lay out a scenario where Sanders ends up as the nominee.

  262. 262.

    Ripley

    June 7, 2016 at 12:04 am

    @Ken: Ditto on the Virginia North crush. She surely winds up my clockwork orchestra, ahem.

  263. 263.

    trollhattan

    June 7, 2016 at 12:04 am

    If 6/6 can share D-Day with something else that’s positive, uplifting and historic, then I think the calendar can accommodate it. Took my 14 y.o. to hear Hillary speak yesterday and she was genuinely excited, not just about the experience but also what the secretary had to say. Imagine, a teenager actually listening to an adult speak. About politics! But honestly, not about politics but about people and the country and how we can work together to set goals and make them happen. My hook was simple, “Let’s go see the next president of the United States.” She could fill in the rest.

  264. 264.

    burnspbesq

    June 7, 2016 at 12:05 am

    @LanceThruster:

    That’s what we lawyers call a hyper-technical reading of the situation. The reality is that it’s been over since March.

    If you need more time to grieve, that’s fine, but denying the obvious doesn’t change it.

  265. 265.

    tastytone

    June 7, 2016 at 12:07 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Please lay out a scenario…

    I would be hesitant to ask that of someone with a porn name like “Lance Thruster”.

  266. 266.

    Raven Onthill

    June 7, 2016 at 12:08 am

    Well, that’s 53 million Americans who just found their votes won’t count.

    Congratulations to Hillary Clinton and her supporters!

  267. 267.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2016 at 12:09 am

    @Raven Onthill: That is bullshit and you are smart enough to know it.

  268. 268.

    burnspbesq

    June 7, 2016 at 12:10 am

    @Raven Onthill:

    Speak for yourself. I get to vote on Boxer’s successor tomorrow. That’s enough reason to show up.

    ETA: Speaking of which, Loretta apparently played the geography card over the weekend, whining about the Guv and both Senators being from the Bay Area. Weak.

  269. 269.

    Keith G

    June 7, 2016 at 12:10 am

    @tastytone: Lance is probably imagining a passionate, wide open convention.

  270. 270.

    trollhattan

    June 7, 2016 at 12:10 am

    @Raven Onthill:
    New to the primary process?

  271. 271.

    Tripod

    June 7, 2016 at 12:10 am

    @burnspbesq:

    This was an intervention to stop Jane, Bernie, Jeff Weaver and Tad Devine from self-immolating on a daily basis.

    The most likely culprits are Bernie SDs slinking away, and his Senate colleagues giving him a parting shot to the balls.

  272. 272.

    seaboogie

    June 7, 2016 at 12:14 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Thanks for the heads up, OO – giving it another shot..
    ..

    And this one seems to work!

  273. 273.

    burnspbesq

    June 7, 2016 at 12:17 am

    The media will probably get all breathless about the Veepstakes beginning Wednesday. Not looking forward to that.

  274. 274.

    Raven Onthill

    June 7, 2016 at 12:19 am

    @trollhattan: very old to it, actually.

  275. 275.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2016 at 12:23 am

    @seaboogie: Hil’s Trump impression was really good.

  276. 276.

    trollhattan

    June 7, 2016 at 12:24 am

    @Raven Onthill:
    In case it helps, in 2014 the California mail-in ballots were 69% for the primary and 61% for the general. Given the percentage goes up every election cycle, that means over 70% of the votes in this primary are already mailed and folks will still vote tomorrow. I’m just fine with that.

  277. 277.

    burnspbesq

    June 7, 2016 at 12:26 am

    Good night, all.

  278. 278.

    trollhattan

    June 7, 2016 at 12:26 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Several of the warm-up speakers at yesterday’s Clinton rally used “he who must not be named” for Trump. Loved it.

  279. 279.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2016 at 12:29 am

    @LanceThruster: Just a plausible scenario…. I’ll accept alien invasions, but not asteroids.

  280. 280.

    Miss Bianca

    June 7, 2016 at 12:31 am

    Tired. had our county Democrats’ “friendship dinner” tonight. Made some great connections. And now this news. So happy.

  281. 281.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2016 at 12:32 am

    @Raven Onthill: Then get over yourself.

  282. 282.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2016 at 12:34 am

    @Miss Bianca: Tired or shit-faced?

  283. 283.

    Raven Onthill

    June 7, 2016 at 12:35 am

    I regret the snarky remark. But what a poor start to bringing the party together! No thanks, CNN.

  284. 284.

    magurakurin

    June 7, 2016 at 12:38 am

    @Applejinx: you’re A-okay, kiddo.

  285. 285.

    Miss Bianca

    June 7, 2016 at 12:43 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Mellow with juice from the vine, but not quite “shit-faced”, you pleasant gentleman. : )

    But quite tired as well, yes.

    And a bit overwhelmed – I’ve just found myself drafted to work on the campaign for the Dem candidate for state house district 60.

  286. 286.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2016 at 12:46 am

    @Miss Bianca: Well linked. Get some sleep and get to work.

    ETA: Damn the edit time.

  287. 287.

    Miss Bianca

    June 7, 2016 at 12:49 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Aye aye, sir.

  288. 288.

    andy

    June 7, 2016 at 12:53 am

    @maryQ: I’ve felt for some time that it should be a socially normative thing for young women under the age of 30 to only have same sex relationships.

  289. 289.

    Cookie monster

    June 7, 2016 at 12:54 am

    @Mnemosyne: I’m one county over. Idiot judge is on ballot tomorrow but had no challengers, so guaranteed to win.

  290. 290.

    AnotherBruce

    June 7, 2016 at 1:31 am

    @dmsilev: Yes, New Jersey was going to put her over the top counting Super Delegates before the AP announced today. California will put her over the top with pledged delegates. Which is important. It gives the Bernie Bunch one less thing to hang their hat on.

  291. 291.

    mike in dc

    June 7, 2016 at 3:27 am

    @trollhattan:
    He Who Walks Behind The Rows is also suitable.

  292. 292.

    mike in dc

    June 7, 2016 at 3:34 am

    100 years ago, a woman in this country wouldn’t even be allowed to vote. That’s some frickin’ perspective.

  293. 293.

    AxelFoley

    June 7, 2016 at 4:40 am

    @A Ghost To Most:

    Agree, although I prefer to believe that Big O is an atheist who is keeping up appearances for the sake of being electable. I’m hoping he “comes out” and punks the “silly” people at some point in the future.

    I hate when people do this. Why can’t you just accept the man at his word that he’s a Christian? You’re no better than the folks who call him a Muslim.

  294. 294.

    Betty Cracker

    June 7, 2016 at 5:27 am

    @Applejinx: Nicely and graciously said.

  295. 295.

    Jack the Second

    June 7, 2016 at 8:06 am

    @Raven Onthill: The prodigal son, returning home, was greeted with a feast. The father did not, however, go looking for him.

  296. 296.

    Applejinx

    June 7, 2016 at 8:34 am

    @magurakurin: Heh ;)

    Always was, gurkin, always was. I’m hoping to find more like me to bring along into November, and I won’t do it by hatin’.

    :)

  297. 297.

    Uncle Cosmo

    June 7, 2016 at 1:07 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Let’s just hope the BS campaign doesn’t grumble about the nomination being stollen. ;^D She won it fair& (Belgian waffle) square!

  298. 298.

    John W.

    June 8, 2016 at 12:55 am

    Betty,

    My wife teared up. I did not though I had a funny feeling in my chest.

    It will be a greater moment when Hill is elected President of the United States!

    jw
    jw

  299. 299.

    John W.

    June 8, 2016 at 12:59 am

    @A Ghost To Most: What bid’ness is that of anyone with any other person’s choice of belief, or non belief (or fence-sitters like me think that the jury’s still out)?

    Nosey Parker.

    jw

  300. 300.

    John W.

    June 8, 2016 at 1:02 am

    @Raven Onthill: Sure those votes counted! After all, one doesn’t know who won ’till the votes are counted.

    jw

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