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You are here: Home / Popular Culture / Gamer Dork / Fun Stuff on the Internets

Fun Stuff on the Internets

by John Cole|  June 7, 20166:08 pm| 170 Comments

This post is in: Gamer Dork, Movies

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First, a very useful Chrome script:

When beloved celebrities of color die, there’s a particular way that the media likes to remember them that lauds the deceased’s legacy of somehow having “transcended” their race.

In the days following both Prince and Muhammad Ali‘s deaths, both men were remembered for the ways in which they “defied conventional notions of race” and made it so that their color and religion were nearly invisible. For the record, Prince was unabashedly proud of his blackness and Ali was widely known for the ways in which his blackness deeply informed his personal and social politics.

Still, though, for many celebrities of color (both living and dead) positive media coverage often goes hand in hand with the intentional downplaying or erasure of their race.

With that depressing fact in mind, Los Angeles Times editor Dexter Thomas built Un-Transcender, a handy little Chrome extension that will scan through any articles you bring up in the browser and replace the words “transcended race” with “was retroactively deemed safe by white people.”

I know everyone says they laugh our loud when they see stuff like this, but I actually hurt my self with a deep belly laugh when I saw this.

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Second, I love movies and television in general, so I found this very interesting.

It’s also taking over video games. If you want a great channel on youtube to follow regarding movies, I would recommend Every Frame is a Painting. Here is a sample. He’s great.

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Speaking of video games, I just finished the final expansion and end of the series for the Witcher, Witcher 3, Blood and Wine. I loved everything about this game, from the play style, to the story line, to even the dreaded cinematic cut scenes. It’s just a beautiful game.

Witcher-3-screenshot-6

I easily put this game up there with the original Deus Ex, Knights of the Old Republic, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, and the Baldur’s Gate series.

As to games I am following closely for their release, I have pre-purchased the Technomancer (because it was on sale and I knew I was going to buy it and I have 2 adult men, myself, three dogs, and a cat to feed and someone is always getting sick or injured every payday), Seven: The Days Long Gone, Cyberpunk 2077 from the guys who made the Witcher seriers, the new Deus Ex, the second Divinity: Original Sin, and finally, this joyous news:

@Johngcole If you mean the tabletop VTM, we're still making it! If you mean Bloodlines, @wwpublishing is working on a new VTM game.

— Onyx Path Publishing (@TheOnyxPath) June 5, 2016

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YES!

That’s it for me for a couple hours. I’ll be back after Hitler is crowned ruler of Mordor and watch alleged progressives lose the fucking plot in real time on tv and twitter.

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  1. 1.

    JustRuss

    June 7, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    I’ve been enjoying Witcher 2. 3 will have to wait until I get a new computer…and a job.

  2. 2.

    PatrickG

    June 7, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    I’ll be back after Hitler is crowned ruler of Mordor and watch alleged progressives lose the fucking plot in real time on tv and twitter.

    I want you to hold me. As in, hold me back from looking at Facebook, because my gawd.

    ETA: Fix that poorly closed blockquote, John. :)

  3. 3.

    chopper

    June 7, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    Guy Fieri eating to “Hurt” by Johnny Cash

    no thanks.

  4. 4.

    aimai

    June 7, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    I love the instant translator for “transcended race.” My grandfather, who was accused in his day of many things and deeply hated used to say to me (paraphrasing because its a long time ago) “Now I’m a pariah but if I live long enough I will become an eccentric, and then an icon.” That was pretty much true.

  5. 5.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 6:19 pm

    Neat video about lens flare. Thanks.

  6. 6.

    joel hanes

    June 7, 2016 at 6:19 pm

    Guy Fieri’s food shows could be pretty good if Guy Fieri were not in them.
    He has on all these cooks who make amazing things, and then completely prevents them from talking or usefully demonstrating.

  7. 7.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    I like to think that I not only transcend race but humanity itself.

  8. 8.

    Cacti

    June 7, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    From the article on the un-transcender:

    “Note that this doesn’t work very well on coverage of white people because white people tend to not have to ‘transcend race,’” Thomas pointed out. “For whatever reason.”

    Yep. A real mystery. ;-)

  9. 9.

    Juju

    June 7, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    I can’t stand Guy Fieri and his hair that looks like a toilet bowl brush. His cooking game shows are stupid, and although I like the information on his eating show, I can’t stand him and I don’t want to watch him eat. Also not too crazy about Alton Brown and his idiot cooking game show. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.

  10. 10.

    quakerinabasement

    June 7, 2016 at 6:30 pm

    When someone tells the truth in a way that is both simple and surprising, it’s hard not to laugh.

  11. 11.

    pharniel

    June 7, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    @JustRuss: I know your feel bro, got laid off recently and I’m holding off buying any new games.

    As for V:tM 4th edition – Onyx Path was working on it and had some really fucking crazy awesome ideas then Paradox purchased the remaining White Wolf properties and the corporate name from CCP (the makers of Eve Online) back in October or so and a few things happened.
    1) They let Onyx Path make real second editions of the New World of Darkness games and renamed it to the Chronicles of Darkness.
    2) Killed the Onyx Path open dev 4th edition games and resurrected White Wolf as a company/studio. They’re first job is to produce a new Vampire game. They plan on releasing 4th Edition (updated for the 2010’s) with the video game.

    They held a couple big larps and then have been on radio silence. Some of their marketing is…..very EdgeLord 90’s. The ‘lead storyteller’ is a One True Wayer in regards to roll-playing games. I have hopes for the vidja game though.

  12. 12.

    Benw

    June 7, 2016 at 6:35 pm

    @Baud, for the millionth time, eating two dozen Krispy Kremes in one sitting is not “transcendental”!

  13. 13.

    rikyrah

    June 7, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    He would bring the rope……
    You know that.
    Even pick out the tree for them ???

    …………………………….

    Sen. Tim Scott Calls Trump’s Judge Comments ‘Racially Toxic,’ Not Racist
    JUNE 7, 2016, 1:49 PM EDT

    While Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) was deeply troubled by Donald Trump’s attacks against U.S. District Gonzalo Curiel — who Trump has repeatedly dismissed as “Mexican” and biased against him — Scott plans to continue supporting Trump and says the GOP’s presidential nominee has not crossed a line that would cause him to revoke his endorsement.

    “His comments were certainly racially toxic. I don’t know the intent of his heart so I’m not going to call them racist comments but certainly they are racially toxic,” Scott told reporters on Capitol Hill Tuesday. “The fact of the matter is we have to find a way to unite this country around one goal, one mission with everyone in the same boat.”

    Scott signaled there was a line that Trump could cross where he would revoke his endorsement, but “we’re not there yet.”

  14. 14.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 7, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    It is always amazing to see the way Ali gets referred to given that he was, before he abandoned the Nation of Islam and embraced Sufism, a Black militant and nationalist. Always amazing that white Americans that were freaked out by busing were willing to embrace him despite his deeply held convictions and beliefs.

  15. 15.

    Hal

    June 7, 2016 at 6:42 pm

    I think it was a comment on a NY Times story recently where the commenter criticized Obama for not completed Martin Luther King’s quest to make America a color blind society.

    I just ignored the comment and moved on because there really is nothing to say when your that clueless.

  16. 16.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: White Americans are too busy worrying about the New Black Panthers.

  17. 17.

    Hal

    June 7, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    @joel hanes: It drives me insane when he sticks his fingers in something to taste on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. I realize that’s (hopefully) a sample just for the show, but yuck.

  18. 18.

    Amir Khalid

    June 7, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    @rikyrah:
    I wonder what the distinction is between “racially toxic” and “racist”. Is there any chance Senator Scott can enlighten us?

  19. 19.

    Iowa Old Lady

    June 7, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    We have reached the moment when you can just ignore all the preposterous predictions and wait for a few hours when they will be proven wrong. Thank god.

  20. 20.

    Botsplainer, Cryptofascist Tool of the Oppressor Class

    June 7, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    Whenever I see Fieri on the tube, I have to choke down the urge to destroy my TV in a fit of rage.

    He irritates me.

  21. 21.

    Gian

    June 7, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:
    See Alabama versus USC football in the late 60s.
    winning goes a long way.

    I think HBO ran a documentary of sorts about it. plenty of the USC players were 1) greeted as liberators by the locals and 2) some carried guns.

    there’s a reason besides Viet Nam that our politics are obsessed with the 1960s so 50 years later.

  22. 22.

    bmoak

    June 7, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    There was actually a Saturday morning cartoon starring Ali (he provided his own voice) as a globetrotting adventurer in the late 70s that I vaguely remember when I was little. I guess he was past the controversial part of his career by then.

  23. 23.

    aimai

    June 7, 2016 at 6:50 pm

    @Amir Khalid: A thing can be racially toxic, but its going to far to ascribe racism to the actual person doing the racially toxic thing. Because calling someone a racist is the same as saying they are really not nice. And we can’t say that prominent Republicans or the Republican nominee are not nice people. Because we just can’t.

  24. 24.

    Amir Khalid

    June 7, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    @aimai:
    Thanks. I get it now.

  25. 25.

    K488

    June 7, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    Re video games, my son (K503) just showed me a recent extension to Fallout 4 (I think I have this right), Far Harbor, which uses the island where my mom lives (she’s 93!) as its basis. Very, very weird to see familiar territory, even buildings, ravaged by war and inhabited by zombies. There’s a scene at an out-door restaurant that is based on a place we walk down to on a regular basis when visiting my mom. K503 and I were all “WTF? That’s Beal’s!” Talk about uncanny!

  26. 26.

    AkaDad

    June 7, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    I’m looking forward to putting at least 200 hours into The Witcher 3. I’m also looking forward to playing Fallout 4 and Dark Souls 2 & 3. There’s also rumors about a new Red Dead Redemption coming evetually.

  27. 27.

    smith

    June 7, 2016 at 6:55 pm

    I see Trump finally did cross the line for Mark Kirk — he withdrew his endorsement. Nice try, Mark. I’m still voting for Duckworth,

  28. 28.

    debbie

    June 7, 2016 at 6:56 pm

    @rikyrah:

    NPR interviewed Senator Jeff Flake (AZ) who says he can’t endorse Trump and he can’t vote for Hillary. Sounds like a vote for Trump to these ears.

    (No transcript, but here’s the audio: http://www.npr.org/2016/06/07/481137378/sen-jeff-flake-condemns-donald-trumps-attacks-on-federal-judge0

  29. 29.

    jake the antisoshul soshulist

    June 7, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    I remember the first time I noticed lens flare. My first thought was how did they miss that screw up. Surely, they didn’t mean to leave that in. Now, I hardly notice it. Was Easy Rider the first intentional use? That is the earliest I can remember.

  30. 30.

    joel hanes

    June 7, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    @AkaDad:

    I’m also looking forward to playing Fallout 4

    Better reserve a couple months in which your productivity in all other areas falls to a new low.
    Most addictive game I’ve ever played.
    Sit down to accomplish “just this one objective” and look up from the screen to realize that ten hours have passed.

  31. 31.

    eemom

    June 7, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    a couple hours

    Oh Cole. I thought you were DONE with dissing the word OF. :(

  32. 32.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    @Benw: Yeah, it’s more trans fats.

  33. 33.

    joel hanes

    June 7, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    @jake the antisoshul soshulist:

    Was Easy Rider the first intentional use?

    I think I remember lens flare from the Warhol scenes in Midnight Cowboy.

  34. 34.

    PatrickG

    June 7, 2016 at 7:01 pm

    @Baud:

    Probably why you got so few votes, Baud. You have to be — literally — one of the people.

  35. 35.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    @eemom: It’s who he is.

  36. 36.

    MomSense

    June 7, 2016 at 7:04 pm

    @debbie:

    I predict a sizable undervote this election. I can see a lot of Repubkicans showing up to vote local and House/Senate elections and either skipping or writing in someone for president.

  37. 37.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    @MomSense: So like exactly the opposite of the way many Democrats vote.

  38. 38.

    ? Martin

    June 7, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    Just voted for our next president. Nice turnout by Dems. A friend of mine who is the local Dem organizer was there and said that Dem turnout was quite good, NPP turnout was quite good for Dems – lots of mail-in American Independent ballots being surrendered in favor of an in-person vote. GOP turnout quite low.

    California may be the least receptive state to Trump. He’s going to get annihilated here.

    And I started a new voting convention- no DA incumbents until this shit gets fixed. No exceptions.

  39. 39.

    MomSense

    June 7, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    O/T but I think some of us could use a music thread one of these days. I haven’t had enough music in my life lately and found myself singing Billy Joel today. Something must be done about this!

  40. 40.

    MomSense

    June 7, 2016 at 7:10 pm

    @Baud:

    You and I are sympatico when it comes to voting. Vote every damned time. No exceptions. Hold your nose if you must but VOTE.

  41. 41.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    @MomSense: It’s funny but the shunning of caligula sort of took the wind out of the late night music threads.

  42. 42.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    @? Martin:

    California may be the least receptive state to Trump. He’s going to get annihilated here.

    But that’s the exact opposite of putting California in play. I don’t know who to believe anymore.

  43. 43.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 7, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    Remember when we got to watch Karl Rove go through four of the stages of grief on live TV in 2012? That’s what my Facebook feed has been for the last 20 hours.

  44. 44.

    ? Martin

    June 7, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    @joel hanes: I’m on my 2nd play through, this time on survival mode. 10x better game in survival. Much harder, more immersive. Slower progression though due to increased care and infrastructure building. I’m about to head to Far Harbor for the first time now.

    I played the original Fallout a million years ago. I’m really enjoying this.

  45. 45.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: People are saying turnout is high in Cali. Shouldn’t that help Bernie win the state?

  46. 46.

    debbie

    June 7, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    @MomSense:

    I also have never missed a vote. Even every stupid judicial race.

  47. 47.

    Mike J

    June 7, 2016 at 7:14 pm

    @Baud:

    People are saying turnout is high in Cali. Shouldn’t that help Bernie win the state?

    One of his delegates got busted selling acid to a cop, so probably.

  48. 48.

    debbie

    June 7, 2016 at 7:15 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Yeah, and now Rove’s back on feeds for this stupid remark.

  49. 49.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 7:16 pm

    @Mike J: The system really is rigged.

  50. 50.

    ? Martin

    June 7, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    @Baud: Well, CA is 38 percent white and falling rapidly. Tells you everything you need to know.

  51. 51.

    Gravenstone

    June 7, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    Had a friend on FB link approvingly to a Moonie Times article about Hillary Clinton wearing a designer jacket to give a speech income inequality. I chided her for her choice of sources and she launched into a diatribe of Republican projection that included calling her a narcissist. I jumped on that and told her she was confusing Hillary with Hair Furor, who is the actual narcissist. Her response was rather telling – “Ugh, I’m debating candidates with you.”

    The man is truly an embarrassment for the Republicans outside of his knuckle dragging base.

  52. 52.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 7, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    @Mike J:

    Selling acid was a bad idea
    Selling it to a cop was a worse one

    Love that song.

  53. 53.

    PatrickG

    June 7, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    @debbie:

    I’m 36 and have missed one vote in my voting-eligible life, from when I was stupid enough to think US Consulates let you just walk in and cast ballots in state-level elections.

    The system was rigged! I’m still a bit embarrassed at my naïveté.

  54. 54.

    AkaDad

    June 7, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    @joel hanes:

    Lol, that sounds like many of my gaming sessions.

    When it comes to video games, I have OCD. I have to collect everything, do all the side quests, and explore every inch of the map. One of my settlements will probably have a bar called BJ’s.

  55. 55.

    ? Martin

    June 7, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    @Baud: It’s not as high as 2008 from what I’ve read. Given the calls this morning from the Sanders campaign for volunteers, I think they’re down. This week is finals for the UCs and graduation for many high schools. Bad week for an election for Sanders.

    My son switched his vote from Sanders to Clinton in the last week or two. He thinks a number of his friends are doing the same. I think they realized that Trump needed to be stopped at all costs, and Sanders wasn’t the answer there.

  56. 56.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 7, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    @Baud: yeah but it’s slowly dawning that it doesn’t matter

  57. 57.

    Mingobat f/k/a Karen in GA

    June 7, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I don’t blame you.

  58. 58.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 7, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    @Mike J: Acid is still a thing?

  59. 59.

    ? Martin

    June 7, 2016 at 7:23 pm

    @AkaDad:

    When it comes to video games, I have OCD. I have to collect everything, do all the side quests, and explore every inch of the map.

    [nods]

  60. 60.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 7:23 pm

    @? Martin: Very interesting. I’m glad we won’t have to wait too long to find out what happens.

  61. 61.

    Mike J

    June 7, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    BTW, just how stupid is Chuck Todd? He was just on tv saying it was bad of AP to declare Hillary the winner because we all knew how it would play out six weeks ago but didn’t say anything.

    AP released their story when they did because that was when they had a hard count of delegates that put Clinton over the top. If they had had quotes from enough delegates to put her over the top last week, they would have run the story last week. Nothing nefarious in the timing, it was when people confirmed for whom they were voting.

    And unrelated, this is the first song that pops up in itunes if I type in “vote”. So let us all be devoted to the art of moving butts

  62. 62.

    MomSense

    June 7, 2016 at 7:31 pm

    @Mike J:

    Butts to ballots!

  63. 63.

    Trollhattan

    June 7, 2016 at 7:33 pm

    Seems to me I’ve read this phrase before.

    Supporters of Bernie Sanders expressed outrage

  64. 64.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2016 at 7:33 pm

    @MomSense: Free your mind and your ass will follow.

  65. 65.

    humboldtblue

    June 7, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    @Gian:

    It was in ’66 that an ball lack Texas Western (led by Don Haskins) team defeated Adolph Rupp’s all-white Kentucky team (point guard — Pat Riley) to win the NCAA title.

    USC beating Alabama in 1970 with Sam Cunningham, Clarence Davis and QB Jimmy Jones (all black men, the first all-black backfield in D-1 college football) was the fuel that Bear Bryant needed to convince his deeply racist Jim Crow supporters that they needed black players. Bryant brought Cunningham into the locker room following the game and lectured his players and proclaimed that Cunningham was the standard they needed to meet, he wanted them to see what a real football player looked like.

    The 60s were the era of the emergent and dominant black baseball player as well, just look at the names — Mays, McCovey, Brock, Allen, Aaron, Jackson, Frank Robinson, Gibson.

    That extended to the women as well, Wilma Rudolph, Althea Gibson and Willye White.

    Given the chance to perform on the biggest stage against the best competition black men and women not only proved their worth they played a key role in destroying the nastiest and most vicious stereotypes and it was crowned by Ali’s braggadocio and skill as well as the most iconic image in Olympic history when Tommy Smith and John Carlos showed their pride.

  66. 66.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    GOS just put up this funny primary video.

  67. 67.

    Gravenstone

    June 7, 2016 at 7:35 pm

    @Gravenstone: Good lord, the absence of one little fucking word totally changes the entire intent of my post. *sigh*

    “Ugh, I’m not debating candidates with you”

  68. 68.

    MazeDancer

    June 7, 2016 at 7:35 pm

    POTUS has left the White House for destination unknown. But he’s booked for NY tomorrow.

    AP did the world a favor by using 9 months of following the Super Delegates to release the sure thing of math upon the world last night.

    Hillary releases this stunning ad early.

    History being made tonight. Will POTUS be there?

    Watch that ad. I sobbed through the whole thing. (And I have written a whole lotta commercials in my life, so not really an an easy mark.) I remember the 72 years of torture and fight it took for US women to get suffrage every time I vote.

    Think that tens of millions will continue to feel the undeniable, life-changing impact of a woman being so close to being President. And we will not be moved.

    Bernie won’t fight that.

  69. 69.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    @Mike J:

    BTW, just how stupid is Chuck Todd?

    Let me count the ways.

  70. 70.

    Gravenstone

    June 7, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    @? Martin:

    This week is finals for the UCs and graduation for many high schools. Bad week for an election for Sanders.

    More evidence that the system is rigged, man!

  71. 71.

    Mnemosyne

    June 7, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    It’s something that I don’t think I’ll ever understand, but most people who are racist make exceptions while never questioning the underlying belief. When we first started staying at a hotel in Naples during my brother’s terminal illness, my mom was really uncomfortable that most of the staff was black, but by the time we left, she had particular staffers that she would stop and talk to. She even sought one of them out the day my brother died because they had talked several times about his ongoing illness.

    And yet those many positive interactions and acquaintenceships will never undermine her basic beliefs about black people. I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.

  72. 72.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 7, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: It sure is.

  73. 73.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 7:41 pm

    @MazeDancer: She’s got a good production team.

  74. 74.

    MaryRC

    June 7, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    I love the Every Frame a Painting guy; he always shows me a fresh way to look at movies.

  75. 75.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 7, 2016 at 7:43 pm

    @MazeDancer: that feels like something she would walk onto the convention floor after.

  76. 76.

    humboldtblue

    June 7, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    @MazeDancer: That’s pretty goddamn powerful.

  77. 77.

    Hal

    June 7, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    Oh glob please just make this the end of the primaries. That’s all I want for Christmas.

  78. 78.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    @AkaDad: Dragon Age: Inquisition sucked a few months out of my life. The worst was this one pathetic side quest where the librarian at your stronghold asked you to track down a bunch of missing books. I’m the Inquisitor, the one they call the Herald of Andraste, I have walked the Fade, traveled through time, and faced down a being who fancies himself a living god. And you want me to retrieve some overdue library books? Twitch. Twitch. Right, I’m on it.

    Sigh. RPG OCD is a terrible thing.

  79. 79.

    MomSense

    June 7, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Yes!

  80. 80.

    Elie

    June 7, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    @MazeDancer:

    I LOVED this video… LOVED it. Thank you for sharing it… I will use it for inspiration…

  81. 81.

    Darkrose

    June 7, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    Final Fantasy XIV Patch 3.3 dropped at 3 am. I’ve played a lot of video games, and I have to say that it’s hands-down the best-looking game I’ve ever played. I’m behind, so I’d just gotten to the 3.0 expansion final boss fight and I had to take a moment just to hang in the air on my flying chicken and drink in the amazing visuals.

    I’m away from the gaming rig for a couple of days, though. My wife found a good deal on a hotel in Morro Bay, so we drove down 5 for a bit of R&R and temps below 90. Always weird seeing the billboards blaming Obama, Pelosi and Brown for the California drought. Also, pro tip: don’t put your medicinal chocolate in your bag that’s going in the trunk if you’re driving in the summer.

  82. 82.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    June 7, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    @Benw:

    eating two dozen Krispy Kremes in one sitting is not “transcendental”!

    Have you tried it?

  83. 83.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 7, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    @Hal: glob is dead.

  84. 84.

    Mike J

    June 7, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    @Hal:

    Leave your stepping stones behind, something calls for you
    Forget the dead you’ve left, they will not follow you
    The vagabond who’s rapping at your door
    Is standing in the clothes that you once wore
    Strike another match, go start a new
    And it’s all over now, Baby Blue.

  85. 85.

    Chyron HR

    June 7, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    Sounds like YOU GUYS are itchin’ to get tied to the tracks in front of a freight train to FLAVORTOWN, baby!

  86. 86.

    Raven

    June 7, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    Stuck in the bar in the Stone Mountain Marriot because the room cable doesn’t have the soccer!

  87. 87.

    MomSense

    June 7, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    @MazeDancer:

    A little over a month ago all my boys were home and I overheard my two oldest talking about how psyched they are to vote for the first woman president. It was a really satisfying moment for me. This is a BFD!

  88. 88.

    JPL

    June 7, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    The President is attending Cassandra Butts funeral tonight according to the NYTimes twitter feed. I hope Tim Cotton rots in hell for holding up her nomination. Oh, Cruz can join him.

  89. 89.

    Darkrose

    June 7, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    @dmsilev: In FFXIV, I’m the Warrior of Light, blessed by the Mother Crystal, master of two DPS and one healing magic classes, slayer of multiple gods and close to becoming a god myself.

    And people are still asking me to deliver letters to some guy across town because they can’t be arsed.

  90. 90.

    Randy P

    June 7, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    @jake the antisoshul soshulist:

    Was Easy Rider the first intentional use [of lens flare]?

    I was watching the geeky extras on some Kurosawa movie, and a famous American director (Altman, I think) was going all fan-boy about Kurosawa. He talked about the moment when the camera suddenly pointed directly at the sun, nobody had ever done that before, he couldn’t get over it, etc., etc.

    I think that lens flare moment was from Rashomon (1950), but I can’t swear to it. Might also have been Seven Samurai (1954). Or I might have completely hallucinated both the Kurosawa lens flare and Altman’s talking about it.

    Memory is a funny thing. I could swear I have first-hand memory of some of the famous TV moments which, I am now told by sites such as Snopes, never happened.

  91. 91.

    humboldtblue

    June 7, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    @Raven: I’m a-feared this is gonna get ugly.

  92. 92.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    June 7, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    @Baud: Right, who ya gona believe Martin or Halperin?

  93. 93.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    Soccer thread is up but no primary thread.

  94. 94.

    Iowa Old Lady

    June 7, 2016 at 8:00 pm

    Polls close in NJ right about now, right?

  95. 95.

    pseudonymous in nc

    June 7, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    @Baud:

    She’s got a good production team.

    She’s got a lot of the Obama ’08 and ’12 digital/media team either as advisors or officially on board. That’s made a difference from the ’08 campaign, and a welcome one.

  96. 96.

    MomSense

    June 7, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    @Baud:

    Polls just closed in the the dirty Jersey. This should be interesting.

  97. 97.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    @MomSense: No exit poll data in NJ so they aren’t calling it for a while.

  98. 98.

    Run, Lillian!

    June 7, 2016 at 8:06 pm

    Benchmark just called NJ for Clinton!

  99. 99.

    Randy P

    June 7, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    @AkaDad:

    When it comes to video games, I have OCD. I have to collect everything, do all the side quests, and explore every inch of the map.

    I’m that way with many things too, though I’m not currently playing a lot of games.

    Does anyone remember an XKCD from a few years back that extended for what seemed like literally miles beyond the visible page to left and right (and possibly up and down as well)? If so, any idea how to track it down? I wasted probably an hour exploring that thing, and I’m still itching to explore the rest of it. If it is in fact finite. I wouldn’t put it past Munroe to have somehow created an infinite JPG.

  100. 100.

    Mike J

    June 7, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    @Randy P: https://xkcd.com/1110/

  101. 101.

    Randy P

    June 7, 2016 at 8:10 pm

    @Mike J: Thanks. Well, I guess I know what I’m doing Saturday :-)

    How did you track that down so quickly?

  102. 102.

    Baud

    June 7, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    @Run, Lillian!: NBC too busy with Trump right now.

  103. 103.

    Mike J

    June 7, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    @Randy P: google xkcd world, first result.

  104. 104.

    AkaDad

    June 7, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    @dmsilev:
    @Darkrose:

    Yup, fetch quests are the worst, but those books and letters are clearly integral to the game’s lore.

    Not only did Skyrim have mostly fetch quests, but when you entered an area you had a loading screen. Enter a building, loading screen. Exit a building, loading screen. I spent half the game in loading screens and menus.

  105. 105.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    @AkaDad: Well, for that particular DA:I quest, there wasn’t any lore. You had to retrieve n copies of the same book (where n was a few dozen), the book was a trashy novel written by one of the NPCs (who knew that a cynical dwarven rogue had a sideline business writing bodice-rippers?), and you couldn’t read the thing even if you wanted to.

  106. 106.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 7, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    @Raven:

    You are so close to El Jinete in Centerville. You need to check it out!

  107. 107.

    Mike J

    June 7, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    SecuriTay ‏@SwiftOnSecurity 11 minutes ago
    I’ve heard Linux On The Desktop is going to be Bernie’s VP.

  108. 108.

    PatrickG

    June 7, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    With 0.4% in, Clinton up 57.2-42.8. No, I am not an obsessively refreshing results crank.

    (The refreshing is even more obsessive given that the page auto-refreshes every thirty seconds. I am ashamed.)

  109. 109.

    Mike J

    June 7, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    Trump, Sanders, Clinton, all scheduled to go on at 10PM PDT.

    Who will go on first? Will nets cut away from one to another? Will people hang back intentionally to do the cutting rather than being cut?

  110. 110.

    rikyrah

    June 7, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    From Luvvie:

    We Gotta Talk About Uncle Bernie’s Struggle Hair

    Awesomely Luvvie — June 7, 2016

    Listen. Folks keep talking about issues and stances and policy, ignoring the real important thing about this whole election. When are we going to have a real conversation about Bernie Sanders’ struggle hair? When are we going to get down to the nitty gritty and get to the heart of the matter of why that man refuses to get a good brush, some anti-frizz spray, holding gel? We are outchea hustling backwards, because we don’t want to confront what matters.

    Uncle Bernie takes to these streets with bedhead, as if he ain’t got access to a haircut to lay his strands down better and some pomade and I do not understand. And it does add to his “Get off my lawn” disposition. I like Bernie, though. The cantankerous in me appreciates the cantankerous in him. Real recognize real but this hair of his just makes me cackle. He always looks like he just got really shocking news and had to run out his house real quick.

  111. 111.

    joel hanes

    June 7, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    @? Martin:

    10x better game in survival.

    You are Hard Core (and this from someone who mostly doesn’t wear power armor except for the load-carrying power)

  112. 112.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    @Mike J: 10 Pacific? That’s pretty late for the East Coast folks.

  113. 113.

    Mike J

    June 7, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    @dmsilev: Actually, good question. Trump and Clinton must be going on 10pm EDT, but I read over the weekend Bernie was scheduled for 1am EDT,.

  114. 114.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    @Mike J: That makes more sense. WTF is Trump going to talk about? I mean, other than that mean Mexican-descent judge who isn’t being fair to him, but of course he’s totally not racist?

  115. 115.

    Mike J

    June 7, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    Anybody notice Trump has same multi flag backdrop that Clinton used in the speech in which she took off the bark?

  116. 116.

    Iowa Old Lady

    June 7, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    @Mike J: That’s what I figured. Trump wants to step on Clinton’s victory celebration to pay her back for stomping all over him last week.

  117. 117.

    Darkrose

    June 7, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    @dmsilev: That is annoying. At least in Skyrim you could read the books. “Lusty Argonian Maid”, anyone?

  118. 118.

    AkaDad

    June 7, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I was being snarky about the lore. Many times fetch quests are a complete waste of time and yet, we still do them.

  119. 119.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    Anyway, there’s only 3% of NJ in, but so far Clinton is cruising (up 20 points).

  120. 120.

    Iowa Old Lady

    June 7, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    @dmsilev: I think this is his “counterpunch” to her speech about him last week. My guess is he’ll insult her but who knows? Maybe he’ll talk foreign policy. Or sell steaks.

  121. 121.

    Gravenstone

    June 7, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    @dmsilev:

    And you want me to retrieve some overdue library books?

    So you really appreciated the minor quest in Fallout 4 that asks you to return an overdue library book, after a nuclear apocalypse?

  122. 122.

    Run, Lillian!

    June 7, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @PatrickG:

    I’m on Benchmarks twitter feed. They obsessively report every detail so I don’t have to worry that I am missing anything. It makes me feel like less of a refresh nut.

  123. 123.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: Or, more likely, push Trump University (sic).

    Anyone know of live streams of Clinton’s event? Not particularly curious about watching ferret-head live.

  124. 124.

    Darkrose

    June 7, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    @AkaDad: I did get a side quest in FFXIV recently where the exclamation point guy realized who I was and apologized profusely for sending me on a menial errand.

  125. 125.

    lollipopguild

    June 7, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA: A food/sugar coma can be very transcendental.

  126. 126.

    redshirt

    June 7, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    Gads, the last video game I played was Asteroids.

    Still the best video game by my reckoning.

  127. 127.

    Ramping Up

    June 7, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    Eight minutes until the FLAMETHROWER Speech!

  128. 128.

    redshirt

    June 7, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    @dmsilev: TRUMP CAVIAR! SO CLASSY!

  129. 129.

    Mike J

    June 7, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    @redshirt: Galaga was sooooo much better. When I was 13, Melanie, the really really super cute 16 year old down the street worked at the arced and she would load the machine up with free games because I was like her little brother. Which I understood, but it still sucked, but I got free video games. It was a very confusing time.

  130. 130.

    Elie

    June 7, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady:

    I hear you but I have no problem with this demented, low life person doing what he always does: the lowest, meanest, most repulsive action he can take. Its a testament to how she has rung his bell that he is still struggling and staggering around the ring to “pay her back”. But that is who and what he is. He won’t ultimately step on anything except a banana peel, slipping into the grave of history. Loser today, loser tomorrow and loser forever. Donnie, the ultimate LOSER Trump…

  131. 131.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    @Ramping Up: Trump is selling flamethrowers now? Yoghurt beat him to it.

  132. 132.

    Gravenstone

    June 7, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @Mike J: Here’s one that let’s you scroll all the way out to see the entire world.

  133. 133.

    redshirt

    June 7, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @Mike J: I’ve played Galaga. It’s no Asteroids. Dude, inertia. Dude, so many buttons. HYPERSPACE!!!! (which I never used of course)

    I am seriously an Asteroids champ and challenge any BJer to best me.

  134. 134.

    PatrickG

    June 7, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Run, Lillian!: Where’s the fun in that? :)

  135. 135.

    Iowa Old Lady

    June 7, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    @Elie: You go, woman! I like your attitude.

  136. 136.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    NJ called for Clinton, and she leads in early returns from NM and SD. Looks like there isn’t any sort of last minute Sanders Surge.

  137. 137.

    AkaDad

    June 7, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    In the first five minutes of Dark Souls you encounter this behemoth boss. I tried at least 10 times to beat it with a broken sword. I knew the game was supposed to be hard, but that was rediculous.

    Come to find out, that’s not what you’re supposed to do. To this day, I’m still embarrassed about it.

  138. 138.

    Elie

    June 7, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    Now Trump is using Bernie’s terms: a rigged system, etc.

    One loser to another….

  139. 139.

    Elie

    June 7, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    Oh now I get it — he is using his address to respond to Hillary’s foreign policy kick ass.

  140. 140.

    Joel

    June 7, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    I cannot believe you missed the opportunity to post the relevant Strongbad email.

    “Everyone knows that putting web in front of words automatically makes them crappier”.

  141. 141.

    Run, Lillian!

    June 7, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    For anyone watching the Trump spectacle, I admire your fortitude. I tuned in for 3 seconds and noped the fuck out.

  142. 142.

    Ramping Up

    June 7, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    Beating Clinton…will make the GOP strong and victory….reaching out to Bernie supporters…welcomed with open arms….great speech so far….reaching out to Bernie supporters on trade, will be taken care of…money and jobs! All the right notes! No more Judge Curiel nonsense!

  143. 143.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    @Elie: According to the NYT, “Trump says he will give a major speech on “probably Monday of next week” about “all the things” that have happened with the Clintons.” Take that for whatever it’s worth.

  144. 144.

    NotMax

    June 7, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    No Man’s Sky Is the one that will finally break me down into signing up for an account with Steam.

    Also looking forward to Astroneer.

  145. 145.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    June 7, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

    Talking Points Memo Verified account ‏@TPM

    Trump-endorsed Rep. Renee Ellmers loses GOP primary in North Carolina

    The only member of Congress explicitly endorsed by Trump just became the 1st GOPer to lose her seat

  146. 146.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    June 7, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    Benchmark Politics ‏@benchmarkpol 26s26 seconds ago

    We are ready to make a final margin call in New Jersey – Clinton 64% – Sanders 36%, EXACTLY on our Benchmarks.

    9 retweets 17 likes

    BOOOOOOOOM!

  147. 147.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    June 7, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    Benchmark Politics ‏@benchmarkpol 6m6 minutes ago

    Many suspected early AP reporting may have favored Sanders in today’s contests.. That is clearly not the case.

    54 retweets 96 likes

  148. 148.

    Ramping Up

    June 7, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    THE FLAMETHROWER IS TURNED ON!

    Hitting Clintons on corruption, private server, major speech next week!

  149. 149.

    Ramping Up

    June 7, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    Yes…yes..YES!! Trump burning Hillary the fvck up! Slap her hard Donald. Boom zoom to the moon!

  150. 150.

    Mike J

    June 7, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch: As much as I like Benchmark, they are unabashed Hillarites. I am too, but I think they let it slip into their reportage. 59-41 is a great lead with 27% in, and I have no doubt about her winning, I just wouldn’t call it 28 points yet.

  151. 151.

    Joel

    June 7, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    @Mike J: My guess is that they’re extrapolating from the Newark County results, which have largely not been tallied.

  152. 152.

    Elie

    June 7, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    @dmsilev:

    He seems to be leading into it right now… on CNN

    They will be ready for him….whenever — (you can tell she really got under his skin)

  153. 153.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @Ramping Up: You really should stop abusing that poor tube sock. It’s going to take ages to get it clean.

  154. 154.

    Iowa Old Lady

    June 7, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Elie: That was a typical Trump hot air speech. We are only going to have great trade deals!

    A middle school kid running for class president would be embarrassed by that speech.

  155. 155.

    redshirt

    June 7, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    Any chance a Front Pager puts up a Clinton Primary thread?

    Probably shouldn’t expect it suppose, or at least not till 3 AM or so.

  156. 156.

    Ramping Up

    June 7, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Creepy fantasies about me are still creepy.

  157. 157.

    Jeff Spender

    June 7, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    I honestly am not so impressed with Trump’s speech. It’s a little too late in terms of responding to Clinton, and it’s a little too early in terms of the night.

  158. 158.

    PatrickG

    June 7, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @Run, Lillian!:

    He rickrolled America: “To all that voted for me, I will never let you down. I’m never gonna let you down. Never gonna let you down”.

    That’s about as far as I got before my partner threatened to bludgeon me with the TV remote.

  159. 159.

    NotMax

    June 7, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @Ramping Up

    *sputter* – *sputter* – (wisp of smoke)

    “Is this thing on?”

    What a maroon.

  160. 160.

    Emma

    June 7, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @Ramping Up: Here. Have some tissues. Two boxes. One for today to clean up the mess and one for November to wipe your tears.

  161. 161.

    Joel

    June 7, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    In other fun news, it seems like fewer than 400 people voted in the North Dakota caucuses today.

  162. 162.

    Mike J

    June 7, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    (((Harry Enten))) ‏@ForecasterEnten 1 minute ago
    Sanders is winning North Dakota. Clinton in South Dakota. The demographics are quite similar. The former is a caucus. Latter is a primary.

  163. 163.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    June 7, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    tomorrow’s cover NY Daily News shreds Paul Ryan
    (photo)

  164. 164.

    Mike J

    June 7, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @Joel: That’s a delegate count you’re seeing, not a vote count.

  165. 165.

    Ramping Up

    June 7, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    What a powerful speech. Trump proved he can be a real politician tonight.

  166. 166.

    hovercraft

    June 7, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    Right now the only state Sanders is leading is North Dakota, which just happens to be the only caucus.

  167. 167.

    David ?Canadian Anchor Baby? Koch

    June 7, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    Every time Nicole Wallace talks she only makes herself look idiotic.

  168. 168.

    NotMax

    June 7, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @Ramping Up

    Hugh effin’ Hewitt, just now, about whatever it was Trump was reading: “underwhelming” “pedestrian” “weak” “error.”

    What a maroon.

  169. 169.

    AkaDad

    June 7, 2016 at 9:45 pm

    @NotMax:

    No Man’s Sky is interesting. You could play it every day for the rest of your life and still not come close to exploring every planet.

    I’ve never heard about Astroneer, so I’ll have to check it out.

  170. 170.

    John W.

    June 7, 2016 at 11:52 pm

    John,

    I’ve been amused by SF lense flares for years. As I recall, the first ones I remember were way back, In Kubrick’s epic, Space Odyssey.
    jw

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