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Basketball Open Thread

by Tom Levenson|  June 8, 20168:45 pm| 45 Comments

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Can’t help it.  Born at Alta Bates, grew up on the Oakland/Berkeley line, always wanted Nate Thurmond to be better than Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain, and never got over the unfairness that he wasn’t.  And this team is such a joy to watch.

 

out of; (c) Leamington Spa Art Gallery & Museum; Supplied by The Public Catalogue Foundation

So for all that I’d wish Cleveland well against almost any other team…

Go Dubs!

Image:  Pieter de Hooch, Interior with a woman reading and and a child with a hoop, 1662-1666

 

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  1. 1.

    Davebo

    June 8, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    Break out the brooms. As a Rockets fan I can at least take solace in winning one game in the series.

  2. 2.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 8, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    Well, now we don’t have to wait until halfway through the 4th quarter for Cole to post one.

  3. 3.

    FlipYrWhig

    June 8, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    Hey, I was born at Alta Bates too!

  4. 4.

    Mark B

    June 8, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    For fans of competitive sports, this finals has been a snoozer. I hope the NBA can do something about all the good teams having to play on one side of the bracket to play the best of the weak sisters from the other side. Either reseed the tournament or move some teams around.

  5. 5.

    MobiusKlein

    June 8, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    Kaiser on Piedmont Ave, homie

  6. 6.

    laura

    June 8, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    I’m looking forward to Riley joining her dad at the after presser. That girls got game too!

  7. 7.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 8, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    I’d wish Cleveland well against almost any other team…

    If for no other reason than that the better the Cavs do at home, the longer the Quicken Loans Arena is tied up and the more it fucks with preparations for the Republican National Convention.

  8. 8.

    lollipopguild

    June 8, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    Thurmond, Russell, Chamberlain? You are showing your age Tom.

  9. 9.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 8, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @efgoldman: I saw Gordie Howe play for the Whalers. Does that count?

  10. 10.

    West of the Rockies (been a while)

    June 8, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I’m 54, so I can recall seeing the likes of Frank Robinson, Harmon Killebrew, and big Frank Howard.

    George Mikan? Damn, he was retired before I was born… Thank you for making me feel less old. Doesn’t happen often much these days.

  11. 11.

    Bruuuuce

    June 8, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    Not quite old enough to have seen Russell, but saw Wilt and Kareem and West and Oscar, getting into basketball with the 1970 champion Knicks, not to mention the ABA and the Nets (oh, the pain of selling Doctor J to Philly for territorial rights!). Lots of changes since then, but the game is still (perhaps even more) fun

  12. 12.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 8, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    @West of the Rockies (been a while): It was in ’77 or ’78.

  13. 13.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 8, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    I don’t think this game is following the script.

  14. 14.

    raven

    June 8, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    My best buddy has lived on Prince for 35 years!

  15. 15.

    raven

    June 8, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    Bob “Butterbean” Love, Chet “the Jet ” Walker and Jerry Sloan!

  16. 16.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 8, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    @efgoldman: I have friends in Chicago who’d make a point of yelling impolite things at him in Ukrainian when he came there.

  17. 17.

    TaMara (HFG)

    June 8, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    Love basketball. Loved watching the 86 Celtics play – and actually get to see two games – tickets were almost impossible then.

  18. 18.

    dr. bloor

    June 8, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    always wanted Nate Thurmond to be better than Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain,

    The sports acumen of a boy destined to teach at MIT.

  19. 19.

    Exurban Mom

    June 8, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Long-suffering Cleveland-area fan here. Does no one have any mercy for us? Does no one feel our collective sports failure pain? The one-two punch of losing the NBA finals and having to host a bunch of sleazy Republicans in our town is almost too much to bear.

    Did you know that they ran some trainings on human trafficking in town in advance of the convention? Seems when you let loose a bunch of Republican men, they tend to do bad things.

    It is to weep.

  20. 20.

    redshirt

    June 8, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I like the way you think!

  21. 21.

    redshirt

    June 8, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    @efgoldman: Do you remember Ted Williams bread commercials?

  22. 22.

    r€nato

    June 8, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    @Exurban Mom: I sure hope there are some left-wing O’Keefe’s coming to Cleveland, to capture embarrassing video of Republicans gone wild.

  23. 23.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 8, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    @redshirt:

    Cannot claim full credit, it was Rachel Maddow who put it into my head a week or so ago.

  24. 24.

    PhoenixRising

    June 8, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    I just want it to be over. Came from the 216, went to school in Oakland and lived there 10 years, my wife had her cancer treated at Alta Bates…can both of my home cities win? Let’s say they’re two really great teams and leave it at that.

  25. 25.

    cckids

    June 8, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    If for no other reason than that the better the Cavs do at home, the longer the Quicken Loans Arena is tied up and the more it fucks with preparations for the Republican National Convention.

    This. Basketball is soooo not my game, but I’ve been cheering for Cleveland just for the lulz a win by them would bring.

  26. 26.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 8, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    @r€nato:

    Didn’t we take up a collection in 2012 so Jean-sans-culottes and ABL could go to the Dem Convention in Charlotte? Any reason we couldn’t send, say, Kay and maybe one other FPer to Cleveland this summer to report on the experience? I’d throw in a few quatloos.

  27. 27.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 8, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Adam and John. Imagine the road movie/buddy flick possibilities. John’s need to find some pants conflicting with Adam’s need to get to a dojo….

  28. 28.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 8, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Oh maaaaan……

  29. 29.

    redshirt

    June 8, 2016 at 11:11 pm

    @efgoldman: JJ Nissen bread.

    Did you know Ted is also in the fishing hall of fame?

    Can you imagine an all star athlete not only leaving the sport to go fly fighter planes, but doing it twice, and returning as a star each time?

    Ted Williams is the GOAT.

  30. 30.

    jl

    June 8, 2016 at 11:51 pm

    No more BJ basketball threads. They are bad luck. I ban them.

  31. 31.

    redshirt

    June 8, 2016 at 11:52 pm

    @efgoldman: Zoinks! That is alot of bread!

  32. 32.

    Miss Bianca

    June 9, 2016 at 12:12 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Gordie Howe played for some team after the Red Wings?

  33. 33.

    Miss Bianca

    June 9, 2016 at 12:12 am

    What was it that I said that put me into moderation? Was it “Red Wings”?

  34. 34.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 9, 2016 at 12:17 am

    @Miss Bianca: Yes. He and his two sons played for the Hartford Whalers. He was my age then, and I watched opposing players almost hurt themselves trying not to check him too hard and kill him. He was a legend to them too. Fucking all non-Blackhawks.

  35. 35.

    Miss Bianca

    June 9, 2016 at 12:29 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Wow. He was a legend in Detroit. Him, Bobby Orr and Bobby Hull. I was aware of them before I even started watching hockey. I should have known he couldn’t stay off the ice!

  36. 36.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 9, 2016 at 12:34 am

    @Miss Bianca: Don’t you connect Bobby Hull with Detroit. He is a Blackhawk.

  37. 37.

    Miss Bianca

    June 9, 2016 at 12:40 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Yeah, so…that means we weren’t allowed to admire him? Bobby Orr played for the Bruins – you going to get bent out of shape about *that*?

  38. 38.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 9, 2016 at 12:42 am

    @Miss Bianca: No, they were all great players. Sorry, I just reacted to what I saw as an implied Detroit connection. The Chelios trade still burns me.

  39. 39.

    Miss Bianca

    June 9, 2016 at 12:46 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Well, if I were a total asshole, I could just say “Chicago’s loss was Detroit’s gain”. And how.

    Wait, I just did. So…*that* must mean…

  40. 40.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 9, 2016 at 12:56 am

    @Miss Bianca: We got Probie. End of his career and all. But Probie.

  41. 41.

    James E Powell

    June 9, 2016 at 1:11 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I saw him with the Houston Aeros. Playing against the Cleveland Crusaders in the old Arena, Chicken wire. Gordie Howe went up into the stands to get in a fight with a woman who was riding him all game.

    There was a bit of Slap Shot in the WHA.

  42. 42.

    James E Powell

    June 9, 2016 at 1:13 am

    @Exurban Mom:

    Long-suffering Cleveland-area fan here. Does no one have any mercy for us?

    No.

  43. 43.

    patrick II

    June 9, 2016 at 1:20 am

    @Exurban Mom:

    The dubs did tonight.

  44. 44.

    Bitter Scribe

    June 9, 2016 at 1:57 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Technically, so was Orr, at the end of his career.

    So was Phil Esposito, until they got rid of him in Chicago’s most boneheaded trade until the Lou Brock deal.

  45. 45.

    Mark Shaffer

    June 10, 2016 at 1:33 pm

    Nate Thurmond’s jersey #42 was retired – by the Cavs.

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