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Jackaltariat Bleg, E-Reader Edition

by Tom Levenson|  November 25, 20258:02 pm| 81 Comments

This post is in: Books, Technology

Hey, everyone…a quick semi-technical question.

These days, I read books almost exclusively on my Kindle–a Kindle Voyage to be precise, from almost 10 years ago. Some combination of old eyes needing the capacity to increase type size as the day goes on; having a spouse who strangely enough enjoys not having me turn on the bedside light when my insomnia sets me to reading at 3 a.m.; and just being tired of accreting more stuff has made me a convinced and happy e-ink reader after decades of saying dead trees or nothing!

Jackaltariat Bleg, E-Reader Edition

BUT…I’m getting tired of being locked into Jeff Bezos’s walled garden and would like to buy books in ways that support bookstores, or at least don’t help wreck them.  Bookstore.org offers e-books in a program that allegedly helps independents, though my local (Brookline Booksmith) told me they weren’t participating in the e-book offering. (They do on the physical book side.) And, of course, there’s everywhere else in the e-book space. So there are alternatives…

…but I have this by now quite huge Kindle library.

So, my question(s): A) am I being stupid in trying to navigate around Amazon in this instance? The argument that I am is that nothing I do in this space will alter any of the players’ behavior or outcome, so why put myself through any grief to achieve a performative result.

B) If that’s not true, or at least unproven, then what are my alternatives? The obvious one (as far as I’ve been able to discover) is the Onyx Boox Go 7, (I’d opt for the grayscale one, not the color machine).  It’s anAndroid based e-ink reader that can read Kindle books via the Android Kindle app, and read any other format via yet more apps. My concern (besides the fact that it’s a bit spendy) is that being a fully-capable Android tablet the distraction possibilities are too great. Anyone with any experience with the Boox world with views on this?

And if not that particular device, any other thoughts? Again, the goal is to be able to read my existing library while sourcing new books from anyplace I want.

Whaddaya got, oh Jackaltariat?

Also too: thanks in advance.

Image: Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, Interrupted Reading, 1870

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How Much Is Vaccine Access At Risk: Pure Speculation Says “A Lot”

by Tom Levenson|  November 24, 20255:56 pm| 35 Comments

This post is in: Healthcare, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality

Over at Inverse Square (my revived personal blog/rantspace) I wrote last weekabout the sheer bullshit involved in RFK Jr.’s commanding the CDC to suggest that there is a real case that vaccines cause neurological developmental harm.

Here’s a follow up that I’ve posted there, on LinkedIn in slightly different form, and now, for those Jackals who might be interested, here as well. Basically it’s an exercise in speculation and perhaps justified paranoia.

Anyway, here goes:

I spent a fair amount of time over the weekend fuming over the combination of arrogance and malign ignorance involved in Kennedy’s latest vaccine before I realized that I was, once again, underestimating the secretary and his allies. What follows is speculation, but I think there is more to this matter than simply raising public doubts about vaccination.

Instead, it seems to me that this could be a significant advance in a campaign to ban many maybe all vaccines in the US—not by legislation or administrative rulings, but stealthily, death by one tort at a time.

Remember: just a week or so ago, The CDC’s vaccine and autism page told Americans that there was no connection between vaccination and neurological damages. Now that same page asserts that “The claim “vaccines do not cause autism” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.”°

That’s scary, and will likely further undermine public faith in vaccines. But that may not be the primary goal behind the shift. This is still very much a connect-the-dots story, not one with documentary proof, but there’s a scenario in which this shift becomes a big part of how the anti-vax movement eliminates access to some or many vaccines in the United States. I know that sounds like hyperbole, but do remember that old bitterly funny line: just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t all after you.

To see what might be going on, start by going back to the last time there was an existential threat to vaccination in the US. In the latter half of the 1970s and into the 1980s there was a ginned up controversy over a possible connection between the pertussis (whooping cough) component in the combined diphtheria-pertussis-tetanus (DPT) shot that led to infant brain injury. There was no such connection, but under the law at the time, vaccine makers could still be sued—and lose—based merely on the coincidence in timing between vaccination and the emergence of neurological symptoms. The judgments that followed led one manufacturer after another to stop making DPT vaccines in the US. By 1985, only one company was left and it looked very likely that the inoculant would disappear from the US.

In response, Congress created the current vaccine injury reporting and compensation system, shielding vaccine producers from unlimited liability. The move was made to ensure sure we didn’t go back to those in-living-memory days when too many American parents had to bury a child who had died of a disease that by the ‘80s no one should have confronted.

Flash forward to this year. RFK Jr. has already announced his plans to “fix” the vaccine compensation system.‡‡ The next step is to re-expose vaccine makers to unlimited lawsuits, with plaintiffs’ cases bolstered by the CDC’s nod and wink that a vax-autism connection can’t be ruled out.

The step after that? The same as in the 1980s: vaccine makers will make the hard-eyed business judgment that the market ain’t worth the risk…and vaccines will become difficult if not impossible to source in these United States.

That’s speculation, of course: prediction is hard, especially about the future. But here’s one more morsel: during his confirmation hearings, Kennedy, refused to commit to not profiting from any future vaccine litigation. Every decision Kennedy has made so far on vaccine policy increases the odds that someone will make bank of such lawsuits.

In my mind’s eye I can see Mr. Kennedy staring with predatory satisfaction at a mirror, asking the age-old question: Why not him?

The thread is open. Maybe someone in the comments can make me feel that my dread is misplaced.

Image: William Hogarth, The Bench, c. 1758

Sources:
*https://apnews.com/article/rfk-jr-kennedy-cdc-vaccines-autism-4747916739c4bfeadaa7f209e81bae3d
°https://www.cdc.gov/vaccine-safety/about/autism.html?s=09
‡https://tomlevenson.substack.com/p/no-virginia-and-everywhere-else-in
ººhttps://ourworldindata.org/grapher/pertussis-cases-and-deaths-in-the-united-states
‡‡https://www.healthbeat.org/2025/08/20/rfk-jr-vaccine-access-compensation-fund/

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I Finally Found A Use For Chat GPT…

by Tom Levenson|  November 15, 20253:22 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: Artificial Intelligence, Open Threads, Something Fun

In the morning thread, Jackal Tobie pointed out that Google does not offer an AI answer for a search asking if Trump has dementia, while generating a reply if one asks about, say Bruce Willis.*

So…what should one do?

Well, if you have my somewhat unfortunate turn of mind, you might ask Chat GPT to generate an internal monologue for a Trump posited to be in the grips of cognitive decline. To its credit, I’d say, that generator of frequency distributions of strings of words declined to do so, explaining that would be too close to offering a diagnosis of a living person.

Being a helpful sack of words+algorithms, however, the LLM offered to write up what a fictional  politician in such straits might be thinking. My first try was a bust–I fed back the word “politician” in the prompt and got a notional senator’s musings.  I tried again with a cleaned up ask, and this is what I got:

Prompt: Write an internal monologue of a fictional American president who is confused, grandiose, or erratic.

I Finally Found A Use For Chat GPT...

Here’s an internal monologue of a completely fictional American president—President Alderidge “A.J.” Mapleson—who is confused, grandiose, and erratic. No real person is being portrayed.


Internal Monologue of President Alderidge “A.J.” Mapleson

Where’s my nuclear football? They told me it’s always nearby, but I don’t see anything shaped like a football. Maybe it’s an actual football. Maybe they’ve been hiding it from me because they’re worried I’ll try to punt it down the hallway again. That only happened twice. People overreact.

Focus, A.J., focus. You’re the president. The President of the United States—the biggest job in the world. Or is it the second biggest? I think the CEO of MegaMart technically has more employees. I should call him. Maybe he can give me leadership tips. Or coupons.

What’s on the schedule? Something about a security briefing? Or a briefing about the briefing? Why do they brief me so much? I already know everything. I’ve read so many files, some of them twice. I could brief them if I wanted. But I won’t. Wouldn’t want to make them insecure.

Is that the Secretary of Defense coming toward me? I hope he doesn’t want an update on the “Mapleson Doctrine.” I don’t remember inventing it, but everyone keeps referencing it like I wrote it in stone tablets. Should I ask him what it is? No—no, play it cool. I’ll nod sagely. Nodding solves many problems.

I need a strong line for the speech today. Something presidential. “My fellow Americans…” Yes, good start. Then something inspiring. Maybe trees? Americans like trees. Or space. Space trees? I’ll circle back to that.

Wait—am I supposed to be in the Oval Office right now? This hallway doesn’t look oval. It looks rectangle. That’s troubling. Maybe they moved the office again. They keep rearranging things. I know they do it to keep me sharp. Or to keep me confused. Hard to tell these days.

I should announce a new initiative. Presidents announce things. “Operation… something.” Operation Lighthouse, maybe? Or Operation Lightning Shark. Yes. That sounds powerful. Dramatic. Cinematic. I’ll figure out what it actually does later, once the polls come in.

Smile, A.J. Smile with gravitas. Think majestic thoughts. Think commander-in-chief energy. Think… wait… where was I going?

Ah yes.

To lead the nation. Boldly. Confidently. And with absolutely no idea what meeting I’m walking into right now.

I don’t know about y’all, but I’m feeling that the veil of fiction is pretty damn thin.

Have fun in the comments, jackatariat; this thread is as open as the presidential mind is welded shut.

PS: I am not an AI-involved guy, at least not yet. As you might expect, the question of how the ready availability of LLMs affects higher ed is a pretty constant topic at my workplace. But I’ve been too much involved in immediate crises to get much of a handle on what actual use such models might be, and how (if at all) to keep their use from wrecking humanistic education. I suspect I will not be permitted such blissful ignorances for much longer.

*To be fair: Google also declines to provide an AI summary for the same search asked of other politicians. I tried it on Joe Biden and Mike Johnson and each time it went “nope.”

Image: Hans Memling, X-radiograph of the painting, Portrait of an Old Man,  c. 1475

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More Respite (of a sort)

by Tom Levenson|  November 12, 20253:42 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads, Respite

It seems that the Miss World competition is entering its final stages, which means individual countries are selecting their champions to contest the global prize.

The winner of the Miss Mundo Chile pageant completely ruled the talent competition, leading to lines I have to confess I could never have imagined reading in a news story:

27-year old model Ignacia Fernández, who is also the singer and founder of Santiago-based progressive death metal band Decessus, has been crowned Miss World Chile 2025 (Miss Mundo Chile). She will now represent Chile at the 73rd Miss World competion next year.

During the semi-finals for Miss World Chile, Ignacia surprised judges during the talent competition with a death metal performance featuring guttural vocals, joined by her Decessus bandmate, guitarist Carlos Palma.

Without further ado, let us savor:

This thread is as open as the back door of the Paradise club when intermission means a smoke break.

 

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Utter distraction…

by Tom Levenson|  November 10, 20253:39 pm| 110 Comments

This post is in: Mostly Open Thread, Music, Respite, Sports

I can’t even with politics today, and I’m solipsistic enough to thinks some of y’all may be in the same state.

So here are a few possible distractions.

For one:  Nature’s news vertical writes up a new study published last week that contains what one of the authors has (perhaps inevitably) described as a “Google Maps for Roman roads.” (Not a gift link…not sure how to do that for Nature; sorry.)

I love this kind of historical research, providing as it does a sudden unexpected angle on fundamental questions:

[Co-author Thomas] Brughmans hopes the data set will “revolutionize our understanding of how people, ideas and infectious diseases” spread 2,000 years ago. “Such insights can be used to better understand the challenges we face today,”

One more factoid:

The map includes nearly 300,000 kilometres of roads existing in around AD 150, when the empire was at its maximum territorial extent.

Utter distraction...

 

Three hundred thousand clicks!!!! (Or klicks, if you are thus inclined.)

No. 2: The New York Football Giants have given literary snarkmeisters everywhere a very early holiday present.  The 2-8 Oversized Gentlemen have just fired their head coach, Brian Daboll. That, of course, is hardly a shocker, or much fun.  But here’s the cherry on top: the new interim head coach is surnamed Kafka.

I can’t think of a better name to be attached to the trials that are surely to come in the remainder of the season. I, for one, do not expect a metamorphosis. Please have enjoy yourselves with this in the comments.

And for one more: I’m really not sure what to make of this performance, but it’s hella fun to be this perplexed:

The thread is open, but I have a plea: nothing about today’s (or last night’s) political drama. Let’s keep this one as absurd as possible.

Image: Canaletto, River Landscape with a Column, a Ruined Roman Arch and Reminiscences of England, before 1768

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Jury Nullification at its Finest…

by Tom Levenson|  November 6, 20254:23 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: 2025 Activism, Justice, Open Threads, Vive La Resistance

Breaking, as the kids say:

A former Department of Justice employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington DC was found not guilty of assault by a DC jury on Thursday in the latest legal rebuke of the federal intervention.

Jury Nullification at its Finest... 1

 

As George Conway versified: [Warning! That link goes to Conway peforming what follows in a rendition that is not for the faint of ear.]

I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn’t throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They’re trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
I threw the sandwich, but I swear it had bad provolone
I threw the sandwich, and they say it is a capicola offense
Judge Pirro always hated me
Because she thought I stole her wine
Every time I poured a glass
She said, give me that, it’s mine
She said, all of that wine is mine
And I sayI threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments, oh no
I threw the sandwich, but I didn’t throw the condiments, oh no
As some Bluesky commenter noted, the guy admitted he throw the sandwich with premeditation. He did what he was charged with. The jury didn’t care, appropriately. (And may have had my reaction: if a big bad ICE guy can’t stand up to chain-store hoagie, he ain’t tough enough for the job.)
Totally open thread, open (faced) enough for every last sandwich pun.
Image: Jack Spurling, HMS Sandwich laying at her mooring at sunset, 1932

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Blessed Increase!

by Tom Levenson|  May 10, 20259:19 pm| 130 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads

He’s here!Blessed Increase! 3

 

He hasn’t told us his papal name yet. (Leo has some obvious resonance, but current events–plus the fact that it’s my brother’s name–suggest that we might want to avoid that one.)

He’s a sweetie. He’s kinda just walked in and taken over.  He is relentless–and a pretty good cat-footie player. (The metal cap from a champagne bottle held him fascinated for quite a while.) And then he just goes boneless and ends up like this:

Blessed Increase! 2

He and Champ haven’t met yet. I think Champ figures something is going on, as she usually joins me when I cook dinner, and she’s remained firmly upstairs for the last few hours. But that negotiation is for another day.

But the name!?  I’ve usually found that cats tell you who they are, but it can take a day or so.  My spouse is partial to Felis or Felix–which isn’t too far off, but doesn’t seem right.  Sherlock crossed my mind, as Increase is definitely observant, but, again, it doesn’t quite slip on him like a glove.  We’ll see. (Suggestions gratefully received and almost certainly ignored.

Here’s one more.

Blessed Increase! 1

He’s hard to photograph in action–that boy moves fast. But he already is taking charge, which I need and love.

Open thread, y’all.

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