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Open Thread

by John Cole|  August 18, 201610:01 am| 62 Comments

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Very exciting things happening soon- Walter is going to my groomer and they are going to give him a makeover.

There will be pictures!

Oh, and this guy mentioned in the LA Times sounds familiar:

Indeed, two of our most assiduous Obamacare-trackers, Richard Mayhew of Balloon-juice.com and Charles Gaba of ACASignups.net, put the lie to Aetna’s poor mouthing as it applies to one state it’s departing, Pennsylvania. In both 2014 and 2015, they show, Aetna turned a profit on its ACA exchange business in that state— $6.4 million on $60 million in premiums in 2014, net of claims and administrative expenses, and $13.6 million profit on $71.4 million in premiums in 2015. The figures come from Aetna’s rate filings with the state, in which the company also says it expects to record a profit of 3.9% there in 2017.

I’d like to think I put the ass in assiduous.

I don’t even know what that means, but I found myself typing it anyway! It’s a good day! It’s sunny. Coffee! Groomers! WOOO!

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  1. 1.

    The Other Chuck

    August 18, 2016 at 10:02 am

    If they can groom you, I guess Walter won’t be a problem ;)

  2. 2.

    scav

    August 18, 2016 at 10:03 am

    tease.

  3. 3.

    Richard Mayhew

    August 18, 2016 at 10:05 am

    HAVE KEVLAR?

  4. 4.

    CaseyL

    August 18, 2016 at 10:07 am

    Gotta get the glamor makeover before the big road trip.

    Can’t wait to see Walter’s new look!

  5. 5.

    Patricia Kayden

    August 18, 2016 at 10:10 am

    Dying to see the Walter photos. It’s wonderful how he has improved so dramatically since you found him.

    On another topic, Republicans are running out of options to suppress the Black vote. Good.
    http://bluenationreview.com/republicans-want-to-stop-minorities-from-voting/

  6. 6.

    p.a.

    August 18, 2016 at 10:13 am

    assiduous? i thought you were involved in teaching english comp?

  7. 7.

    Jeffro

    August 18, 2016 at 10:15 am

    Btw the #MrBrexit comments on Twitter are priceless this morning…truly, The Performance Artist Formerly Known as Trump is the gift that keeps on giving.

  8. 8.

    Iowa Old Lady

    August 18, 2016 at 10:15 am

    Go, Richard!

    Sometimes it’s a little scary to realize that other people read what we say here.

  9. 9.

    dr. bloor

    August 18, 2016 at 10:18 am

    Cole now officially sweating bullets over next round of blog contract negotiations with Levenson:

    Hunt for Vulcan is a finalist for the “Nobel Prize of Science Writing”

  10. 10.

    Olivia

    August 18, 2016 at 10:20 am

    Congratulatons Mr.Mayhew. I have been hoping someone out there was paying attention to your terrific posts.

  11. 11.

    kindness

    August 18, 2016 at 10:25 am

    Richard deserves all the praises he is getting. Yea I saw Richard’s BJ piece from yesterday linked to at several sites. Thanks Richard. Good to show the world we aren’t all crazy here in the good ole US of A.

  12. 12.

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    August 18, 2016 at 10:25 am

    I have a damn good groomer I’ve taken several of the guide dogs to. They always come out of there looking so proud and confident. I’m really glad you saved Walter, John. So much awful shit in this world, anything we can do to make even a little bit of it better is worth doing, and you did. And do.

  13. 13.

    scav

    August 18, 2016 at 10:26 am

    @dr. bloor: Hoopla round two!! We are so all going to be hoarse with general huzzahs. And yet again wonderful, and after that, out of all hooping.

  14. 14.

    JCJ

    August 18, 2016 at 10:30 am

    @dr. bloor:

    Dang it. I like to read this blog while wearing pajamas and eating Cheetos. If they class the place up too much I might have to put on clean underwear!

  15. 15.

    sherparick

    August 18, 2016 at 10:32 am

    Congratulations to you John, and to Richard. Tunch would be so proud!;-).

  16. 16.

    Just One More Canuck

    August 18, 2016 at 10:33 am

    For John, there’s a story in the Times-Colonist (Victoria BC – my home town) about a cat named Baby who took on a group of pit bulls being walked – injured one of the dogs and one of the walkers. If I can figure out how to link without going into moderation, I will do so below. Otherwise google ‘times colonist cat’

    There’s something very familiar about that cat, both in looks and attitude

  17. 17.

    Just One More Canuck

    August 18, 2016 at 10:35 am

    For the story I referred to above

  18. 18.

    Josie

    August 18, 2016 at 10:54 am

    Congratulations, John, on creating such a classy blog and on being such a friend to animals and youngsters. I know your Mom is proud – I surely would be.

  19. 19.

    TaMara (HFG)

    August 18, 2016 at 10:56 am

    @Just One More Canuck: Here’s a link to the story. This one has an interview with the cat’s owner, too. Attack cat takes on 7 Pit Bulls

  20. 20.

    Richard Mayhew

    August 18, 2016 at 10:56 am

    @Iowa Old Lady: So no one is should say the phrase “skull fucking a kitten” today as we have guests :)

  21. 21.

    Richard Mayhew

    August 18, 2016 at 10:58 am

    @dr. bloor: That is actually the most impressive thing about Balloon Juice — there are a lot of very smart people here and it does not descend into one-up-manship nor faculty Senate politics… Somehow the community has been cultivated to allow for people to run their own way with their own thing and it works very nicely. See Tom, See Adam for the best examples.

  22. 22.

    Mary G

    August 18, 2016 at 10:59 am

    Yay! Walter pictures coming! It’s his two-week rescue anniversary (yes, I know that is the wrong word, but I have no idea what is) and he is going to be transformed like Cinderella after the wand has been waved.

    @Just One More Canuck: That is funny. The pit bull owners are all offended that the vicious cat is allowed to run free to continue its reign of terror and the arthritic 16 – year-old cat sleeps through the follow-up interview.

  23. 23.

    Just One More Canuck

    August 18, 2016 at 11:00 am

    @TaMara (HFG): thanks

  24. 24.

    bluefish

    August 18, 2016 at 11:00 am

    Walter is going to love it! Can’t wait for fotos.

  25. 25.

    Lurker Extraordinaire

    August 18, 2016 at 11:02 am

    Women’s 4×100! GAH!!

  26. 26.

    Mnemosyne

    August 18, 2016 at 11:03 am

    Debit knows that she’s required to provide safe arrival photos, right?

  27. 27.

    Poopyman

    August 18, 2016 at 11:06 am

    @Richard Mayhew: I don’t see why not. Besides you and Levenson (eta: and Adam!) , that’s Cole’s one enduring contribution to American letters, such as it is.

  28. 28.

    debit

    August 18, 2016 at 11:17 am

    @Mnemosyne: Yep!! And one of the many presents I’ve ordered for Walter arrived just now. I can’t wait for him to get here.

  29. 29.

    Emma

    August 18, 2016 at 11:21 am

    @dr. bloor: Now that is a REALLY BIG FD!

  30. 30.

    The Red Pen

    August 18, 2016 at 11:34 am

    In pet blogging, my dear friend Squeaky Thing, veteran of BJ pet calendars passed away today at the untimely age of 10. His pancreas became severely inflamed and caused a catastrophic series of failures that just got worse. He will be missed.

    http://charles.forsythe.name/in-memoriam

  31. 31.

    MomSense

    August 18, 2016 at 11:36 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    She better! My internet free mom has been following the story and asking about Walter every day.

  32. 32.

    MomSense

    August 18, 2016 at 11:38 am

    @dr. bloor:

    OH MY DOG! What is even happening here? We are all going to have to step up our game.

  33. 33.

    J.

    August 18, 2016 at 11:43 am

    Glad that Richard Mayhew is getting props. He is providing an invaluable service — and I am grateful for his posts on Balloon-Juice.com. (The Aetna story really pissed me off. Glad their scheming was exposed, though I doubt it will do anything, at least in terms of helping the people they supposedly serve.)

  34. 34.

    BGinCHI

    August 18, 2016 at 11:43 am

    Dear Aliens:

    What have you done with the real John Cole?

    Please return. We’re doing you a favor.

    BG

  35. 35.

    Ruviana

    August 18, 2016 at 11:51 am

    @Richard Mayhew: I don’t mind the faculty senate politics stuff but I go to LGM for that. :)

  36. 36.

    Origuy

    August 18, 2016 at 11:52 am

    @TaMara (HFG): The dog walker had seven pit bulls and couldn’t control them enough to keep them off the cat owner’s property. Unless they’re sled dogs, how can anyone handle seven dogs of any breed?

  37. 37.

    catclub

    August 18, 2016 at 11:58 am

    @Mary G:

    The pit bull owners are all offended that the vicious cat is allowed to run free

    and they should be. The pitbulls were on leash and not aggressive towards the cat at all. Just like if they were golden retrievers

  38. 38.

    Betsy

    August 18, 2016 at 12:11 pm

    Congratulations, Richard Mayhew! Great work and publicity.

  39. 39.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    August 18, 2016 at 12:12 pm

    @Origuy: Multiple dog walkers.

    Still, though. Very well-behaved dogs.

  40. 40.

    Betsy

    August 18, 2016 at 12:12 pm

    And in other healthcare news .. how did everyone’s (well, three other commenters) colonoscopies go this week?

    No, Cole, *we* put the “ass” in “assiduous” …

  41. 41.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    August 18, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    @Lurker Extraordinaire: They’ve won their appeal and will get a chance to make a qualifying run.

  42. 42.

    Aleta

    August 18, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    Walter will feel wonderful after his grooming ! Image of him comes to mind sporting a bowler with a nice brim, maybe a silver tip cane. Anyway, go Walter!

  43. 43.

    Lurker Extraordinaire

    August 18, 2016 at 12:32 pm

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism: The officials DQ’ed Brazil?! I’m surprised they would do that to the home team. Ran track in H.S. and have watched a ton of it, and never seen anything like this scenario.

  44. 44.

    NorthLeft12

    August 18, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    Looks like this mystery has been unravelled.http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/us-swimmer-robbery-1.3726339

    I am still gobsmacked over why anyone would be stupid enough to fabricate a story like this. Embarrassment over damaging a door? But then they did the right thing and paid for the damage. SMH.I know a lot of the media have been piling on the Brazilians and how the Olympics have gone, but this story is just nuts. Kudos to the Brazilian police for their detective work in getting to the truth.

  45. 45.

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    August 18, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    In pet blogging, my dear friend Squeaky Thing, veteran of BJ pet calendars passed away today at the untimely age of 10. His pancreas became severely inflamed and caused a catastrophic series of failures that just got worse. He will be missed.

    @The Red Pen: Sigh. I am sorry. Not fair to get taken at what is, for a cat, an early age. He looks adorable. I am terribly, terribly sorry.

  46. 46.

    Aleta

    August 18, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    USJD intends to end or restrict private prison contracts. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/08/18/justice-department-says-it-will-end-use-of-private-prisons/?utm_term=.32ef8023ce0e

  47. 47.

    Aleta

    August 18, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    @The Red Pen: sorry for your loss. Like Congrats said above, 10 is too soon, a prime age.

  48. 48.

    Lurker

    August 18, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    @The Red Pen:

    So, so sorry for your loss. Losing a pet is always a heart-wrenching experience. Unfortunately, their time on earth with us is limited. Having had a few pets die on me over the past 30 years, I can totally empathize with you.

  49. 49.

    Lurker

    August 18, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    Can’t wait to see Sir Walter’s after-grooming pics!

  50. 50.

    raven

    August 18, 2016 at 1:39 pm

    From Denham Pet Resc

    WE DID IT!!! Because of each and every one of you, we raised our goal of $100,000 and will be receiving the full $100,000 in matching funds from Petco Foundation. Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone. You are miracle workers and proof of the incredible generosity of people toward animals and communities in need. We love you all, and you are now forever a part of this shelter and its family.

    ue:

  51. 51.

    raven

    August 18, 2016 at 1:40 pm

    @The Red Pen: Aw poor little dude.

  52. 52.

    geg6

    August 18, 2016 at 1:40 pm

    @dr. bloor:

    Wow. Just…wow. Congratulations to our Tom!

  53. 53.

    raven

    August 18, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    @TaMara (HFG): We had a cat around the corner called “Watch Cat”. Dude would come off the porch and attack dogs. The woman even had a likeness of the cat painted on her mailbox.

  54. 54.

    geg6

    August 18, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    @The Red Pen:

    Awww, so sorry for your loss. Squeaky Thing was adorable.

  55. 55.

    Chat Noir

    August 18, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    @The Red Pen: I am so sorry for your loss! I know the feeling — my two beloved cats, Natalie and Sherman (littermates), passed away in 2014 three months apart, both from complications from pancreatitis. Natalie was 14 and Sherman had just turned 15. I still have two kitty-shaped holes in my heart but I wouldn’t change anything in the world for having them for as long as I did.

    Condolences.

  56. 56.

    manyakitty

    August 18, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    @The Red Pen: I’m so sorry to hear this. Many condolences. Peace and love.

  57. 57.

    grrljock

    August 18, 2016 at 4:08 pm

    Rant time: I struck up a conversation with a newly minted US citizen, in part curious about the experience. Of course the conversation soon headed to voting, where she said that “DNC rigged” the primary so that there are 2.5 million uncounted ballot. And apparently there was such fascism in action during the Dem Convention in Philly, leaving some people on the brink of suicidal despair. Though for me the most laughable statement was “Bernie opened people’s eyes”.

    So, what is it with people and conspiracy theories? I understand taking comfort in these stories when you live in a place without free press and access to facts or other perspectives. But here? She did say she spent about 20 hours on social media learning the issues, so there’s that.

  58. 58.

    Dan Riley

    August 18, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    Charles P. Pierce revisited:
    http://thenobbyworks.blogspot.com/2016/08/midnight-in-shebeen-of-good-and-hackery.html

  59. 59.

    MomSense

    August 18, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    @Dan Riley:

    Nice.

  60. 60.

    Barb2

    August 18, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    Cats can be amazing. My all time favorite hero cat managed to save her human with video proof. A neighbor’s dog attacked a boy riding his tricycle in his own yard. Cat rushed out and jumped on the dog and then chased th dog. Wjhole thing was caught on video (home surveillance). Boom cat attacks dog. Good cat.

    Chihuahuas have also rushed in with sneak attacks – it’s not the size. Sometimes small size is an advantage.

    3 pound chihuahua attacks 50 pound dog who was attacking chihuahua’s cat. Big dog runs away. Best buddies Chi and cat not hurt. I was the eye witness, they had everything under control.

    Same neighborhood a cat beat up any dog who tried to take a short cut through cat’s territory. “Your mean cat beat up my dog”. I watched dogs walk by that yard on high alert for that cat.

  61. 61.

    IdahoFlanuse

    August 18, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    @The Red Pen: I am so sorry for your loss.

  62. 62.

    jenn

    August 18, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @The Red Pen: I’m so sorry to hear about Squeaky Thing. Best wishes to you.

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