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Early Morning Open Thread: Queen of the Useful Idiots

by Anne Laurie|  November 26, 20161:36 am| 66 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Our Failed Political Establishment

Jill Stein is using distrust of institutions to bilk credulous voters, making her the 1st politician to learn the lesson of Trump's election

— Wyeth Ruthven (@wyethwire) November 25, 2016

Jill Stein Now Can’t ‘Guarantee’ Money Will Go to Recount, Changes $$$ Goal https://t.co/WUTU8VbyYr pic.twitter.com/ptG9SMKBUo

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) November 25, 2016

Talent does what it can, genius does what it must, and when it comes to gumming up the wheels Dr. Jill Stein has shown a certain genius. The latest from Reuters:

Wisconsin’s election board agreed on Friday to conduct a statewide recount of votes cast in the presidential race, as requested by a Green Party candidate seeking similar reviews in two other states where Donald Trump scored narrow wins.

The recount process, including an examination by hand of the nearly 3 million ballots tabulated in Wisconsin, is expected to begin late next week after Green Party candidate Jill Stein’s campaign has paid the required fee, the Elections Commission said.

The state faces a Dec. 13 federal deadline to complete the recount, which may require canvassers in Wisconsin’s 72 counties to work evenings and weekends to finish the job in time, according to the commission.

The recount fee has yet to be determined, the agency said in a statement on its website. Stein said in a Facebook message on Friday that the sum was expected to run to about $1.1 million.

She said she has raised at least $5 million from donors since launching her drive on Wednesday for recounts in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania – three battleground states where Republican Trump edged out Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton by relatively thin margins…

I really wish Jill Stein had not waited until after the election to be so concerned about a few thousand votes tipping the election to Trump

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) November 24, 2016

@Mediaite as former GP VP candidate, a member of the @GreenPartyUS I do not agree with what Jill is doing,neither do a lot of party members

— Rosa A. Clemente (@rosaclemente) November 25, 2016

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5 years and 3 days ago John gave me the keys

by Soonergrunt|  November 25, 201611:00 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

And I promptly crashed the blog into the ditch.

We’ve dug out the Christmas decorations and started tossing them around. We’ve got the garage door openers installed, and the new snow blower is really something. So far, we’ve had two <3-inch snow falls, so I may not get to really give a work out for a while. We do get lake effect snow here in Tooele. Last year one storm dropped four inches in Salt Lake City, and two feet in Tooele.  It’s jacked up when you’re hoping for that.  And of course, the more snow we get, the better the skiing will be up in the mountains. I’m looking forward to that, too.

We’ve got plans to replace the hideous carpet in the living room and the stairs and the common area upstairs. Hopefully in the spring. Daughter gets her braces off next week. She’s graduating in the spring, and we’re prodding her to decide where she wants to go for a family trip. I’m rooting for Yellowstone National Park, but it’s her trip.

So Donald J. Trump will be the President.  The dog has caught the car.  It will be interesting to see what he does with it.  I’ve already been approached by three co-workers about forming a union local.  I’ve been in contact with the union, and we’ll see what happens with that. I know a LOT of federal workers are concerned about our future. We’ll do what we can to operate in the new world, but quite a few people are polishing resumes.

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Excellent Read: “How Trump Made Hate Intersectional”

by Anne Laurie|  November 25, 20169:39 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Excellent Links, Hail to the Hairpiece, Post-racial America

Question Trump's legitimacy for at least the three year span he questioned Obama's.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 25, 2016

Rembert Browne, at NYMag:

… In the numerous civil-rights movements of the 21st century, a degree of savvy about how to deal with racists, or homophobes, or Islamophobes, or sexists in isolation developed. But this expertise, from years (or in some cases, generations) of experience, was typically learned one form of oppression at a time. Progressives talk a lot about intersectionality — meaning, thinking about race and sex and class simultaneously — but Trump won the presidency by making hate intersectional. He encouraged sexists to also be racists and homophobes, while saying disgusting things about immigrants in public and Jews online. Hate, like love, is infectious, and it is contagious. And for so many, the adrenaline felt by blaming one group for one’s personal ills bled into blaming all the others.

The story of America for many is a seemingly never-ending process of playing catch-up. The perspective of those at the back of the line has been a tunnel-vision reality of knowing who is holding you down. Black people focus on white racists, gay people are consumed with protecting themselves from homophobes, women struggle to exist freely in a man’s world, Muslims and Mexican immigrants feel the weight of the world against them from “true” Americans. This created a complicated ecosystem for the historically abused — a shared understanding of what it means to be discriminated against, but also a quiet resentment over who has it worse. Because if you’re the worst off, you’re at the bottom, but you have a reason to scream the loudest, avoiding perhaps the most frustrating status: invisibility.

Now we’re faced with a clear reality: one group that hates us all….

So many men hate the idea of a capable women breaking into all-male spaces, because with her comes instant accountability. It’s harder to talk about grabbing women by the pussy if there’s also a woman in the circle, and that in turn makes it harder to blindly assault. It’s harder to casually say nigger when there’s a black person in the circle, and that makes it harder to beat a black kid senseless without fear of repercussion. It’s harder to say faggot when someone queer is in the room, which lessens the ability to casually bully a gay person to the point where they take their own life. Yes, there’s hate spread throughout this country, but it stems from the sickness that involves stopping at nothing to keep spaces fully white, allowing white people to continue with behavior that is no longer universally accepted in the real world…

You don’t see America, the melting pot of cultures, genders, religions, beliefs, as a good thing if you can’t keep up. You hate it with an aggressive irrationality — typically while being unable to explain why you feel the way you do — if you’ve never met anyone who isn’t just like you. And you resent it when the systems you created to make people become overqualified just to attain near-equality come back to threaten your relevancy, your status, or your power.

All of the groups that felt the wrath of these white people in 2016 have to somehow find a way to fight back, to save America. The reason it’s so hard for the country to actually change is because these white people have so little left, whether it be economic or cultural relevancy. This election was potentially their final hand, and they pushed their chips all in. And wouldn’t you know it, it fucking worked. But know their celebrations aren’t confident ones, filled with true elation. On the contrary, this is a very real sigh of relief, one that you get from a new lease on life, the one that stands between bringing back the archaic ways of old and permanently becoming a fossil.

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Friday Evening Open Thread: Working As Intended!

by Anne Laurie|  November 25, 20166:16 pm| 182 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Open Threads, Post-racial America, Republican Venality, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue

“Ambulatory cream cheese sculpture” Hewitt, not seeing a downside!

Lots of "Do you see HRC popular vote margin." #TildenTweets. Samuel Tilden won popular vote by 3%! It was still President Hayes.

— Hugh Hewitt (@hughhewitt) November 25, 2016

Not really comforting, when you consider Hayes only won because of a corrupt deal that ended Reconstruction and brought us Jim Crow. https://t.co/pSW6lhQq9V

— James Surowiecki (@JamesSurowiecki) November 25, 2016


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Apart from meditating on the never-ending revanchist urges of our GOP compatriots, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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What does Chuck Schumer look like?

by DougJ|  November 25, 20163:10 pm| 178 Comments

This post is in: Vouchercare

Say Medicare privatization again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker:

“The Republicans’ ideological and visceral hatred of government could deny millions of senior citizens across the country the care they need and deserve,” Schumer said in the statement. “To our Republican colleagues considering this path, Democrats say: make our day. Your effort will fail, and this attack on our seniors will not stand.”

I don’t care how many fucking Russian twitter bots they send out there to talk up the glories of vouchercare, this aggression will not stand.

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Black Friday

by John Cole|  November 25, 20161:37 pm| 141 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads

ATTN: INTROVERTS

YOU'VE FULFILLED YOUR PEOPLE/FAMILY OBLIGATIONS UNTIL 10 AM 25 DECEMBER. YOU MAY EXHALE AND DIAL DOWN THE MORPHINE DRIP.

— Everything Sucks (@Johngcole) November 25, 2016

Do any of you participate in it? I’ve honestly never seen the attraction. Driving to some place in hellish traffic (also calculate the number of impaired drivers because, well, Holidays) to a place that is going to be ABSOLUTELY jam-packed with people to be waited on by people who would rather be doing ANYTHING but this just sounds horrible. It will be hot and sweaty and people will stink, people are probably there with their family by birth and not by choice so everyone is grumpy, I mean, just fuck that.

I did peruse Amazon to see if anything I needed for the house was available (reminder- shop through amazon by clicking through the graphic link above and you send fat loots to me and the pets), and there was nothing. I also checked Duluth and they have 30% off and free shipping, so I bought some new boxers and some new long sleeve shirts, and I only spent about 80 bucks, so that was good. I might check the steam store to see if anything on my wishlist is on sale. But other than thast, I don’t intend to do any shopping or anything like that.

In other news, I spent an hour or so sitting in the living room enjoying the quiet (Carlos and Christion finally got an apartment and moved out), so my house is just me for the first time in four years of various roommates). And when I say sitting, I mean just that. I was sitting there doing nothing. No tv, no music, no book, no laptop. Just sitting. I like doing that. The only other time I get quiet like that to just think is when I am driving, because I never have the radio on anymore when I drive. I like to just focus on the driving and not think about things unless something interesting pops into my head. It’s nice, but I am also aware of how many people pay no attention to what they are doing when they drive. I wonder how many accidents I have avoided just because I was actually paying attention.

At any rate, I was just sitting there, and Steve came over and jumped up on my lap facing me and just looked at me and sat there. And I sat and pet him (he is so gloriously soft- softer than anything else I have ever touched except maybe Tunch’s big belly), and we sat there for a good bit. I just slowly pet him and he looked at me and winked every now and then, and I just talked quietly saying “You are just such a good boy. Such a magnificent beast. You’re just splendid in every way. How did you get so perfect?” And we sat like that for an hour, him purring and slightly moving his head so I could rub and scratch the portions he wanted itched, every now and then rubbing his whiskers on my arm and letting me feel a little bit of his fangs (I love that!).

And for the first time in a long, long, time, everything seemed like it was going to be ok.

I think I am going to go shower and maybe go to the grocery and make Mexican for dinner.

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PRE-Thanksgiving Meetup Pic!

by Hillary Rettig|  November 25, 20169:16 am| 63 Comments

This post is in: Meetups

Sorry to be late getting this posted! But we had a super little meetup in Chinatown Monday night.

balloon-juice-nyc-meetup

From left to right: JAFD, RedDirtGirl, Stuart, Me, and my partner JT .

The conversation was great, and of course it was wonderful to be among kindred souls post election and pre holiday. And a special shoutout to commenter Sue?? who, when we initially said we were going to meet at Joe’s Shanghai said it was kind of touristy and suggested this nearby alternative:

Shanghai Cuisine, 89-91 Bayard Street , 212-732-8988

Which turned out to be amazing!

Open thread follows…

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