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Fuck Scott Walker

by DougJ|  September 10, 20189:57 am| 32 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M.

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Tony Evers is running against Scott Walker. Fuck Scott Walker. What more can I say?

Top billing. I can run this one as long as you want with whatever goal you want, because giving here might feel a lot like retail therapy. And this one’s super important, since the governor has a say over the new Congressional and state legislature districts.

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  1. 1.

    Gravenstone

    September 10, 2018 at 10:05 am

    First thought was, ‘what did the moron do now?’. Yes, fuck him with a rusty farm implement. And of course, in the land of every Republican statement is a confession, the attack ads against Evers are denouncing the failing state education system. The same system the Republican controlled legislature defunded to bring about that outcome. Fuck every last whoreson of them.

  2. 2.

    dr. luba

    September 10, 2018 at 10:07 am

    As long as we’re at it, fuck Snyder and the Michigan GOP, fuck Trump, and fuck Putin and Russia.

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    Jude

    September 10, 2018 at 10:26 am

    Just donated. This article went down well with my coffee this A.M. https://www.politico.com/story/2018/09/10/scott-walker-reelection-wisconsin-governor-813442 I am one of the people they describe in rural WI that still is 100% behind Walker. Not today, motherfucker. The Dems of WI have been trying to target those uber-red areas for the 1st time in well over a decade and get grassroots movements going. Well, they found me and I’ve been canvassing. It’s not a whole lot of fun canvassing in such a red area, one that has very old data so one is more likely to knock on the door of a repug, but it’s going to hurt the R vote where it counts. One super helpful point: NO ONE likes the Foxconn scam.

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    Jeffro

    September 10, 2018 at 10:48 am

    I am always down with “Fuck Scott Walker”. Always.

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    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    September 10, 2018 at 11:00 am

    I somehow first misread the header as “Fun Scott Walker”. That didn’t make a whole lot of sense. Scott Walker may be a lot of things, but somehow “fun” doesn’t strike me as one of them.

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    Baud

    September 10, 2018 at 11:02 am

    @Jude: Good for you. Hoping for the best, and I like hearing about the Dems aggressiveness.

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    TenguPhule

    September 10, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    Fuck Scott Walker. What more can I say?

    You forgot the rusty chainsaw.

  8. 8.

    TenguPhule

    September 10, 2018 at 1:25 pm

    On Friday night where I was online reading that Trump had died of a massive heart attack.

    And then I woke up.

    It was the first time I’ve had a good dream in 22 months.

  9. 9.

    Roger Moore

    September 10, 2018 at 1:46 pm

    Fuck Scott Walker

    No thank you! I don’t want the Koch Brothers’ sloppy seconds.

  10. 10.

    Paul W.

    September 10, 2018 at 2:01 pm

    Something may be happening to the mobile version of the site, I can’t even get to the webpage from my phone. This is also the slowest commenting period I can remember, so there may be technical reasons!

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    Omnes Omnibus

    September 10, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    @Jude: Thanks for getting out there. What part of the state are you in?

  12. 12.

    Roger Moore

    September 10, 2018 at 2:15 pm

    @Paul W.:
    It’s not just the mobile version. I can get to the site using Chrome but not Firefox. Betty tweeted that there’s a problem with the hosting provider:

    Balloon Juice peeps: It's not our fault (hosting issue). We're working on it. Hope to have the site back up soon! pic.twitter.com/2vdXAhGcsj— Betty Cracker (@bettycrackerfl) September 10, 2018

  13. 13.

    sigyn

    September 10, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    @Roger Moore: I couldn’t get on using Chrome OR Firefox, cleared my cache, restarted computer, etc. I was losing my mind! Phew!

  14. 14.

    sigyn

    September 10, 2018 at 2:32 pm

    @Roger Moore: Hah! There’s an ad on the sidebar that says “Hosting Matters” yes, yes it does.

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    rikyrah

    September 10, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    Fabulous title.??

  16. 16.

    Johnny Gentle (famous crooner)

    September 10, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    Walk Scott Fucker!

  17. 17.

    Yutsano

    September 10, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    Might try to see what kkind of feel I get about what’s happening in Wisconsin when I go to Milwaukee in late October. Could be an entertaining trip.

  18. 18.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 10, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    @Yutsano: I not sure how good a picture of the state you will get from a visit to Milwaukee. The last electoral map I saw of the city showed that its most R ward was 55-45 D.

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    ByRookorbyCrook

    September 10, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    You forgot the rusty chainsaw.

    I would allow for a wide variety of implements and not tie the wielder with having to use the traditional chainsaw. Let us allow for some creativity. Since it is Wisconsin, maybe a rancid cheese instead.

  20. 20.

    MikefromDublin

    September 10, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    Reince Priebus is mostly responsible for the mess Republicans have made up there.

  21. 21.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 10, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    @ByRookorbyCrook: Limburger is a perfectly cromulent cheese

  22. 22.

    J R in WV

    September 10, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    OK, I’m in on the Fuck Scott Walker Fund.

    Since I was being generous, I also hit up these candidates”

    Major M J Hagar (ret) running for congress in TX
    Lt. Col Amy McGrath (ret) running for congress in KY
    Major Richard Ojeda (ret) Airborne running for congress in WV
    Xochitl Torres Small running for congress in NM
    Beto O’Rourke running for Senate in TX

    I just noticed several of these folks are former military, but none are ex-Navy — shame on me. But I think they are all good people.

  23. 23.

    pacem appellant

    September 10, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    But what will Democrats stand for if we’re only against things?… Said no one worth listening to ever.

  24. 24.

    pinacacci

    September 10, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    @Yutsano<hahaha nice

  25. 25.

    pinacacci

    September 10, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    oh lord no edit. That was meant to reply to Johnny Gentle, apologies.

  26. 26.

    Jimmm

    September 10, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    Nice Audio Two reference, Doug!

  27. 27.

    TenguPhule

    September 10, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    @pinacacci:

    oh lord no edit.

    The willow ate it.

  28. 28.

    Dave

    September 10, 2018 at 7:26 pm

    I am a long-time lurker, I just wanted to say that this post motivated me to give $50 to Evers. Would love to get that turd Walker out of office.

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    pkdz

    September 10, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    I live in a bubble in Madison, but was happy to see Tammy Baldwin signs all over Door County. I was also recently in Whitewater and Ft. Atkinson and saw more signs for Tammy Baldwin and Tony Evers than I did for Leah or Walker. My friend there, a professor, said that a lot of people about the problems Walker created for schools, teachers. She also pointed out that there are 18,000 soybean farmers in Wisconsin. They won’t have customers for their harvest and don’t want a buyout.

  30. 30.

    Aaron Matson

    September 10, 2018 at 11:30 pm

    Would you be willing to promote my campaign in this series as well? I’m a candidate for State Treasurer of South Dakota who is also a loyal Balloon Juice reader. Candidates for Congress and Governor need to start somewhere. Thanks for the consideration!

    Here’s a little bit about me: https://www.matsonforsd.com/about-aaron
    Here’s where I stand on some important issues: https://www.matsonforsd.com/issues
    Here’s a donation link: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/matsonforsd

  31. 31.

    jml

    September 11, 2018 at 8:19 am

    Tony Evers is a good guy and would be a fine Gov. The rural outreach the DPW is FINALLY doing will hopefully help. I’m also hopeful that Mandela Barnes will be able to turn out the vote in MKE; met him 4 years ago when I was running a race in WI and you could see the star power there immediately.

    If I’m the DGA, I hammer Walker on Foxconn daily and finish with “we don’t need more scott walker”.

  32. 32.

    Doug!

    September 11, 2018 at 11:10 am

    @Jimmm:

    Thanks, I love that song.

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