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You are here: Home / John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House" / Bad Year for Peas

Bad Year for Peas

by John Cole|  July 14, 20199:15 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

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Been an eventful couple of days around here. As I mentioned last night, we had all kinds of storms which knocked out the power, the cable and internet, and then inevitably the cell service (which dies after a couple of hours of the tower not having any electricity. The proximate cause of the outage here in town was the giant ass tree that fell and took down about 4 or 5 telephone poles:

As I mentioned elsewhere, my parents, who lived complete and full lives for 2/3 of there existence without the internet and then spent the next ten years INSISTING they did not need the internet can now be counted on to call me within five minutes of an outage to ask me if my internet is out. Which, since we live 200 yards from each other and just experienced the SAME exact storm and use the SAME exact internet company, is invariably, a yes.

I’ve spent most of the week with some sort of low grade cold or flu, which seemed to reach a crescendo last night with me vomiting, sweating, and convinced I was dying. I slept for about 14 hours, and feel better today, but things are still suspect.

I posted a picture the other day of the last of the broccoli and the beginnings of the tomatoes and some pears, but I can’t remember where (if I had no power it just went on fb or twitter):

At any rate, I am now up to my ASS in tomatoes, which is always good, the broccoli is done until the fall broccoli, and I pulled up the remainder of se in the past, they didn’t all ripen evenly so that I could never really get a bunch at a time, and I would guess I only got about 6 pints (I’ll know for sure tomorrow when I can it all). I put all the old plants in the compost, and am going to let the bed sit overnight and tomorrow I am going to put in some beets and cabbage.

At the farmers market on Saturday, an old fellow was just basically giving away big bags of July apples for 2 bucks a bag, so I bought a couple OF bags and am going to make some applesauce. Figure I will just do the peas, the first of the green beans, and the applesauce all at once tomorrow. No need to get the pressure cooked out more than I need to, I guess.

Flowers are all looking great, but some of the gladiolas fell over so I just cut them:

That’s that great vase I got for like 2 bucks at a flea market. What a steal.

In site news, I am having a call tomorrow with Watergirl, and I believe we are nearing testing. Christ, it seems like it is taking forever. But so far I like what I see.

Politics is awful. And stop worrying about the Democratic in-fighting. It’s summer, no one but the dorks pay attention.

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  1. 1.

    Mary G

    July 14, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    Gorgeous glads, vase, and photo.

  2. 2.

    JoyceH

    July 14, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    Is the vase glazed ceramic or slag glass? Either is pretty but I’m a huge slag glass fan. Suddenly wanting to hit the yard sales again.

  3. 3.

    rikyrah

    July 14, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    The vase is beautiful ?
    The haul from the garden looks great, Cole ?

  4. 4.

    germy

    July 14, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    It’s been a good year for the roses.

  5. 5.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 14, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    The glads are glorious. And the vase is perfect. What wonderful colours!

    My great-aunt, an inveterate flower gardener, always maintained that white flowers are the peacemakers of the garden. Meaning that even if you have colours that might normally clash, just make sure you have some white blossoms in the mix and all will be serene. You seem to have internalised that advice.

  6. 6.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    July 14, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    The glads are beautiful. Sorry about being sick. And you might as well sleep if the power is out.

  7. 7.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 14, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    This will be a week of little on-line activity, as we are hosting our 2-year-old grandson, while his mother and sister are away doing their thing. Just got back from an outing to my other daughter’s, for lobster rolls and a bottle of nice rose. If that doesn’t say “summer” I don’t know what does.

  8. 8.

    debbie

    July 14, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Jealous about the lobster rolls, but good luck keeping up with the grandson!

  9. 9.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 14, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    You need masala chai with ginger and black cardamom.

  10. 10.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 14, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    so I bought a couple bags

    eemom is officially suicidal now.

  11. 11.

    Mary G

    July 14, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    Good thread about a Kamala Harris house party in NH. Includes a dog.

    Here in Gilford, NH @KamalaHarris gets a huge greeting as shes introduces to the crowd at an outdoor house party.In the Granite state for the first time since May, Harris gets her first big applause with her stump line “I fully intended to win this election, I really do.” pic.twitter.com/8kXiOWhWHR— Jasmine Wright (@JasJWright) July 14, 2019

  12. 12.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 14, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    Those damned ass trees! Always knocking out utilities!

  13. 13.

    hells littlest angel

    July 14, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    And stop worrying about the Democratic in-fighting.

    Hear, hear!

  14. 14.

    jeffreyw

    July 14, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I’m a tit-tree man myself.

  15. 15.

    cain

    July 14, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    Y’all I’m dating a black woman from Denver, and it’s long distance since I’m in Portland. So far it’s been going pretty good, but the plane tickets to bring here is a pain in the ass. I’m hoping she goes with me on my trip to Greece. I don’t know many indian/black relationships in the U.S. I assume this stuff happens a lot in Kenya and other African countries with large Indian populations..and of course Kamala Harris! :-)

  16. 16.

    Pete Mack

    July 14, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    That is a charmingly hideous vase.

  17. 17.

    cain

    July 14, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    You need masala chai with ginger and black cardamom.

    Let’s not forget black pepper!

  18. 18.

    laura

    July 14, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    That back yard photo, well I just couldn’t help it:
    Mix – John Denver Take Me Home, Country Roads: youtube.com/watch?v=6LPqK4Fr36c&list=RD6LPqK4Fr36c

  19. 19.

    Duane

    July 14, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    I think Cole just called us dorks.

  20. 20.

    divF

    July 14, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    @Mary G:
    In today’s NYT Week in Review section, there is what is becoming an iconic photo of Kamala and her mother and sister standing in front of their Berkeley apartment building in 1970 (SE corner of Milvia St. and Berkeley Way). That block is pretty much identical now to what it was then, except that the trees have all gotten much bigger.

  21. 21.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 14, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    @jeffreyw: *shakes head*

  22. 22.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 14, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    Again – tomatoes, and sweet peas, and green beans

  23. 23.

    PeakVT

    July 14, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    Really wishing that the most important issue facing the nation was Cole’s peas.

  24. 24.

    Ninedragonspot

    July 14, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-Wen has been trying out a little bagel diplomacy in New York, and I must admit that I’m thoroughly charmed. (Her politics are pretty good, too.)

    Hope she kicks the stuffing out of the KMT next January, though it’s sure to be a nailbiter – Chinese interference is strong and welcomed by the KMT. Sound familiar?

  25. 25.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 14, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    @PeakVT:

    Really wishing that the most important issue facing the nation was Cole’s peas.

    That would be great.

  26. 26.

    Mary G

    July 14, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    Cue the angry white bros:

    Lashana Lynch will play 007 in new James Bond movie: report t.co/Ql0XdE4xJx pic.twitter.com/rgUERaw70X— New York Post (@nypost) July 14, 2019

  27. 27.

    AliceBlue

    July 14, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    Glads are one of my favorite flowers and those are gorgeous.

    Hope the worst is over re the vomiting, sweating, etc.!

  28. 28.

    JR

    July 14, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    Shocked at how green your lawn (still) is. Mine turned half brown after our recent spate of 90+ degree weather.

  29. 29.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 14, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    Fighting is always important.

    Good guys do win and sometimes it’s weird.

    John look out for some climate science I sent you.

  30. 30.

    eclare

    July 14, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    The glads are gorgeous, I hope you continue to feel better.

  31. 31.

    cain

    July 14, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    @Mary G:
    I personally can’t wait to see what a female 007 would bring to the table. It’s going to be fun! Stupid white bros don’t have any imagination.

  32. 32.

    Mike in NC

    July 14, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    @cain: Fabulous actor Christoph Waltz to play the villain Blofeld in the next Daniel Craig Bond flick.

  33. 33.

    NotMax

    July 14, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    No need to get the pressure cooked out more than I need to, I guess.

    Need it be said? Guess so.

    Two words: Instant Pot.

    Note: Amazon Prime Days sales begin at midnight Pacific Time.

  34. 34.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 14, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    @NotMax: Instant Marijuana?

  35. 35.

    Mike J

    July 14, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    no one but the dorks pay attention.

    I may change my twitter bio to this.

  36. 36.

    wasabi gasp

    July 14, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    Your comment counts are in the toilet, amigo.

  37. 37.

    zhena gogolia

    July 14, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    We had a bottle of rose, cold borscht, and Tatar belyashi. (Not me cooking.)

  38. 38.

    wasabi gasp

    July 14, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    You need a gimmick. Some razzmatazz.

  39. 39.

    wasabi gasp

    July 14, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    Make Summer sizzle, endorse Bernard.

  40. 40.

    NotMax

    July 15, 2019 at 12:08 am

    @mrmoshpotato

    All we are saying, is give peas a chance.

    ;)

  41. 41.

    Amir Khalid

    July 15, 2019 at 12:09 am

    @Mike in NC:
    My dream Bond villain to play against Daniel Craig is Rachel Weisz.

  42. 42.

    cain

    July 15, 2019 at 12:39 am

    @Amir Khalid: interesting…

  43. 43.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 15, 2019 at 12:59 am

    @NotMax: You stop that. You stop that now.

  44. 44.

    J R in WV

    July 15, 2019 at 2:19 am

    @zhena gogolia:

    We had a bottle of rose, cold borscht, and Tatar belyashi. (Not me cooking.)

    The tatar belyashti sounded interesting so I looked them up… wow! Did you enjoy them?

    I will be making those soon, jazzed up a little bit with curry like spices.

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