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You are here: Home / Food & Recipes / Food / On Kefir And Sleep

On Kefir And Sleep

by Alain Chamot (1971-2020)|  December 19, 201911:30 am| 117 Comments

This post is in: Food, Sleep

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On Kefir And Sleep

 

Like many folks, I have some sleep issues and often don’t get a good, restful night’s sleep. This has a deleterious effect on my day, mood, mind, productivity, and so much more. The past few months, it’s become standard to have bad sleep multiple nights a week.

So imagine my surprise a few weeks back when I felt an odd (for nighttime) craving and drank some kefir right before I went to bed. The result was a most relaxing, wonderful night’s sleep – I woke up rested, refreshed, and my energy just oozed while everything was clear and not fuzzy from fatigue. I felt like a new man! I didn’t stop to consider what had led to that good sleep, I was just thankful and got on with my day.

The next week, as I was putting things away before heading up to get ready for bed, I opened the fridge and saw the kefir in the door and idly reflected on that restful sleep and wondered if the kefir was its cause. So I filled up a nice glassful, drank it, then rinsed the glass with water which I then drank before I headed up. I’m pleased to report that the result was the same – blissful sleep. I went to sleep and woke up without many wake-ups during the night, trouble falling asleep, trouble falling back asleep, etc.  It seems to really do something for me – at minimum, I was much less restless.

I tried it the next night and had the same result. Aha – a pattern!  Due to my wacky schedule and situation, I didn’t fully embrace the kefir before bed plan, and with the Thanksgiving holiday and such, it wasn’t as practical. But, now that life is getting back to normal, I thought I’d share this insight in hopes that it leads some of you to the promised land of longer, better sleep. It’s a great thing to add to your diet in general, like a super-yogurt, and then some, and I’ve been trying to have some with breakfast each morning, but I’m loving this night effect. It helps me greatly but is no panacea.

I’m sure most of you are like, “what the hell is kefir”?  Kefir is a fermented milk product, often mixed with some fruit for flavoring and sweetness. It’s like a yogurt shake,  with a bit of funk and originated in the Caucuses. I’ve only tried cow milk-derived kefir, which I’d noticed for years in the dairy section.

Earlier this summer, I learned that having a glass a day can have a lot of good effects on your health and mood and decided to introduce it into my diet. It’s a massive source of probiotics, not to mention that it’s yummy and it’s full of all kinds of vitamins and nutrients, plus I’m partial to a lot of fermented foods. For the first few days, it might seem a bit funky, but soon you develop a strong love for it and you wonder how you never knew something so healthy, simple, and good was available. So in general, kefir is a very good addition to one’s diet, but for those of us plagued by sleep issues, this may very well help you find some peace and joy.

 

Enjoy and good sleep to you all!

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  1. 1.

    MagdaInBlack

    December 19, 2019 at 11:33 am

    Love kefir, my local Chicago suburban groceries all carry it by “Lifeway” a local company in Morton Grove, IL

  2. 2.

    zhena gogolia

    December 19, 2019 at 11:34 am

    Kefir has gotten me through some winters in Moscow (first place I had it). Great stuff.

  3. 3.

    low-tech cyclist

    December 19, 2019 at 11:35 am

    originated in the Caucuses

    Well then, I guess caucuses aren’t all bad.  But I still prefer primaries.

  4. 4.

    West of the Rockies

    December 19, 2019 at 11:35 am

    I like the probiotic aspect.  Since daily taking probiotic yogurt, my occasional bouts with Diverticulitis have grown much rarer and briefer.

  5. 5.

    SFAW

    December 19, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Thanks for this. I’ll pass it along to Mrs. SFAW, who might find it helpful.

  6. 6.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 19, 2019 at 11:36 am

    My “pattern” with kefir involved very serious unpleasantness with my lower GI tract. Which is odd, because it’s really similar to yogurt, which I have for breakfast almost daily.

  7. 7.

    Hungry Joe

    December 19, 2019 at 11:37 am

    For about a year now I’ve been making our kefir. Milk plus kefir grains plus wait 24-36 hours. Costs about half as much as store-bought because you’re just buying milk. Tastes better, too. The entire process takes 10-15 minutes, max. It’s even kind of fun. Plus you get to pat yourself on the back. Plus Trump got impeached.

  8. 8.

    Quicksand

    December 19, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Kefir is pretty good, but 24 was a terrible show that validated a lot of reactionary tendencies among its viewership.

  9. 9.

    mad citizen

    December 19, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Interesting.  My wife drinks it regularly,  but mostly in the daytime.  Then at night she has an upset stomach after eating, as well as waking up super early.  I’ll pitch the nighttime use option to her

    She also likes the Lifeway brand.

  10. 10.

    patrick II

    December 19, 2019 at 11:42 am

    As people get older they produce less melatonin, so a common remedy is over the counter pills of melatonin.  The problem is the dosages in most products are way too high; the pills commonly come in 3, 5, or 10 grams.  There was a study done, shown to me by my doctor, showing that just 300mg is an effective dosage for many people, and actually works better than the higher dosages. I have tried it and it works for me.  It doesn’t work for everyone since the causes of sleeplessness vary.  Amazon has the 300mg if you want to try it and can’t find it on the drug store shelf.

  11. 11.

    Betty Cracker

    December 19, 2019 at 11:44 am

    Okay, this new knowledge poses a huge dilemma for me because I am a chronic insomniac, but I cannot STAND the taste of kefir. I also loathe yogurt. I gave kefir a try when I first became aware of its existence a few years back, hoping I would find it more palatable than yogurt. But IMO, the taste of kefir is even more disgusting than yogurt — it’s like buttermilk squeezed out of a sour old bar rag.

    Damn, what to do? Sounds like you had a fairly substantial glassful, Alain. I don’t know if I could choke down a large portion of that nastiness every single night, even if it cured the insomnia. I wonder if supplements would have the same effect?

  12. 12.

    Lumpy

    December 19, 2019 at 11:47 am

    Supposedly, there may be a close connection between gut health (the ‘biome’) and mood. Google for more info.

    Yogurt has a few different kinds of probiotics (bifidus etc), while kefir allegedly has thousands of different types.

  13. 13.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 19, 2019 at 11:48 am

    OT Home Improvement question.

    Does anyone have a solar water heater? And how do you like it? We are considering upgrading to it because the Commonwealth has great subsidies but I am in the research phase.  So no commitment yet made.

    Thanks.

  14. 14.

    namekarB

    December 19, 2019 at 11:49 am

    My “Old Man” daily breakfast is oatmeal with goat milk kefir stirred in and some walnut halves on top

  15. 15.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 19, 2019 at 11:49 am

    @Betty Cracker: Have you tried making lassi? I like the spicy version so I don’t load up on sugars.

    Also you could try water kefir, which I make every week. So no yogurt necessary.

  16. 16.

    Sloane Peterson's knee therapist

    December 19, 2019 at 11:50 am

    Ha! Worked in a hippy co-op back in the early ’80s and kefir was the rage. Moms were sending kids off to school with the little six-pack size. Flavored too.

    Only quibble is if you’re drinking a glass of kefir, then a glass of water before bedtime and you’re an oldie but goodie… how is it you’re not getting up in the middle of the night to drain the dragon a few times? That’s my normal routine plus having to deal with a midnight marauding Puss on the loose and Otis, my newly acquired pibble who’s as old as me and needs to go out frequently too.

  17. 17.

    Doug R

    December 19, 2019 at 11:52 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    I find Activia to have a nice balance between smooth and sweet with the flavor nicely mixed in.

  18. 18.

    waysel

    December 19, 2019 at 11:54 am

    @patrick II: Did you mean mg vs mcg? 3-5 Grams seems like a lot!

  19. 19.

    Doug R

    December 19, 2019 at 11:56 am

    https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/can-gut-bacteria-improve-your-health

  20. 20.

    WhatsMyNym

    December 19, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Cost is pretty high for a solar water heater system. I would consider a heat pump water heater instead, you can usually get rebates on them as well.

  21. 21.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 19, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    @low-tech cyclist: Wait for it…..

    There it is!

  22. 22.

    Paul Begala's Pink Tie

    December 19, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Any high-protein dairy will enhance sleep; it doesn’t have to have probiotic flora, except that fermented dairy is much more easily digestible. You could have a little serving of cottage cheese or Greek yogurt for a similar effect. I’ve been advised that adding zinc and magnesium supplements help with sleep, too, and have had good results.

  23. 23.

    Queens Lurker

    December 19, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    As noted above, everyone is different, but the thing that changed my disturbed/poor sleep dramatically is neurontin (gabapentin). It was prescribed to me after a sleep study a couple of years ago and I couldn’t be happier about the results. Cheers.

  24. 24.

    patrick II

    December 19, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    @waysel:

    Yes, sorry.  Here is the link to the 300mcg.

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000GG2I9O/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

  25. 25.

    germy

    December 19, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    @Queens Lurker:

    Our vet prescribed gabapentin for our cat.  She takes it whenever she needs to visit the vet.  Totally calms her down for the ride there, the exam, and the ride home.  But I have to watch her for hours afterward, because she can hurt herself falling off things or failing to negotiate a leap.

  26. 26.

    West of the Rockies

    December 19, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Activia makes a small-sized liquid yogurt (strawberry, blueberry, vanilla). 6 swallows and it’s gone.  Not bad at all!

  27. 27.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 19, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    @Lumpy:

    Supposedly, there may be a close connection between gut health (the ‘biome’) and mood. Google for more info. 

    Looks it up.  Oh, WebMD.  Hmmm….seems I have cancer now.  Curse you WebMD!

  28. 28.

    Barbara

    December 19, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    @germy: Yeah, gabapentin would not be my first choice as a sleep aid!  I took it when I had a lot of spasms after a car crash and I stopped because I loathed what it did to my brain.

  29. 29.

    Kay (not the front-pager)

    December 19, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    On my way out to a Christmas lunch, but I saw this and just had to comment. I’ve always loved Orange Julius, but they’re mega-bad for you. A few years ago, when I was trying to increase the amount of fermented food in my diet, I discovered that mixing plain kefir with orange juice and vanilla extract makes a drink that not only is healthy, it tastes remarkably like my admittedly juvenile taste treat, Orange Julius!

  30. 30.

    VeniceRiley

    December 19, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    @Kay (not the front-pager): Oh wow. I think I’d like to try that!

  31. 31.

    J R in WV

    December 19, 2019 at 12:17 pm

     

    One day driving home from the folks, a 90 minute or so drive. Stopped for a snack, ordered a chocolate Milkshake, yum! But 20 minutes later I had to stop and ask the wife to drive, I was falling asleep. I suspect any milk-based dairy product will help one sleep better.

    Also drink milk if I’m awake at 3 or 4 am, helps me get back to sleep. I dunno about Kefir, tho. Fermented milk sounds way close to bad milk, if you know what I mean…

  32. 32.

    germy

    December 19, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    I remember the first time I ever drank kefir.  I’d seen it at the grocery store, and bought a bottle out of curiosity.   I had the day off, but was working on my home computer.  Instead of eating breakfast, I decided to sip the kefir.

    After about half the bottle, I got really drowsy!  I felt like I’d taken a sedative…  So I decided that I’d use it at bedtime.  It certainly makes me sleepy and helps me doze off at night.   Sometimes when I awaken (usually about 1:30 am for some reason) I’ll wander into the kitchen for some more, and then settle back to sleep.

    My sleep is not the greatest, but it improved somewhat with the kefir.

    Anecdotal evidence I know; just my experience.

  33. 33.

    germy

    December 19, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    @J R in WV:

    Fermented milk sounds way close to bad milk, if you know what I mean…

    It’s the champagne of milk!

  34. 34.

    germy

    December 19, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    Here’s one thing I wonder about the bottled kefir I buy:  the label boasts all the probiotics it contains, but then in tiny print it admits “at time of manufacture”

    I’ve read that probiotics in pill form sometimes contain less probiotics than advertised.  Not sure if Lifeway (the only brand I see in my local stores) has the same issues.

  35. 35.

    low-tech cyclist

    December 19, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    @patrick II:As people get older they produce less melatonin, so a common remedy is over the counter pills of melatonin.  The problem is the dosages in most products are way too high; the pills commonly come in 3, 5, or 10 grams.  There was a study done, shown to me by my doctor, showing that just 300mg is an effective dosage for many people, and actually works better than the higher dosages.

    You mean 3, 5, or 10 mg (milligrams) v. 300 mcg (micrograms).

    Having been there, I think the 300 mcg strength is the best dosage to start at, but my experience was that it lost its effectiveness after awhile.  These days I get melatonin in the 1 mg strength (which I can get at CVS), and that works for me.

  36. 36.

    Mustang Bobby

    December 19, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    Let me check and see if they carry it at Publix…

    [Google, come hither.]

    Why yes, they do.  Okay, next trip.  Maybe I can mix it with Boost.  Hey, I’m old.

  37. 37.

    germy

    December 19, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    Probiotics may help boost mood and cognitive function

    https://www.health.harvard.edu/mind-and-mood/probiotics-may-help-boost-mood-and-cognitive-function

  38. 38.

    Mustang Bobby

    December 19, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    @germy: So I’ll be less cranky and can do the crossword puzzle faster.  Cool.

  39. 39.

    Queens Lurker

    December 19, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    @Barbara: I’m not an expert but I believe the dosage tends to be lower for sleep than for its indicated uses like anticonvulsant and pain.

    I’d probably give kefir a shot if I could get over the funk.

  40. 40.

    germy

    December 19, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    @Mustang Bobby:  You’ll be able to do the crosswords with one hand while commenting here with the other hand.  All from the magic of probiotics.

  41. 41.

    Bill Arnold

    December 19, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    @patrick II:
    My nightly before going to sleep includes 1mg (1000mcg) melatonin and 50-100 mg pantothenic acid, along with 100-200 percent RDA B-vitamins. (The later can be hard to find retail but easily online though usually higher dosages are sold that have to be split. Some multivitamins contain the RDA.)
    For me, if running on stress fumes, 100mg pantothenic acid will often induce a deep crash sleep.
    Kefir does sound good.

  42. 42.

    raven

    December 19, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    I don’t think none of this shit works.

  43. 43.

    patrick II

    December 19, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    @low-tech cyclist:

    You are right.  I messed up the dosage originally.

    Fixed it here. @patrick II:

  44. 44.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 19, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    @raven: So you think all of it works? ?

  45. 45.

    Jay

    December 19, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    yes. I run 6 vacuum panels in series to a solar storage tank.( Antifreeze mix). The solar storage tank feeds through an ondemand hot water heater.

    From late April to  late September the panels alone supply all the hot water the house needs, in July/August, multiple showers, laundry loads, dishes, don’t even make a dent in the supply.

    In the winter, (-15c to -45c) the panels, even in series, only supply warm water, which the on demand heater heats up, but a tiny fraction of the energy is needed to heat up the water to hot, compared to direct from the well.

  46. 46.

    raven

    December 19, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: bah, I’m sick as shit and getting advice from all quarters. . .take this, do that. .

     

    However, James Dean is on his chicky run and the greaseball is about to go off the cliff. Man Natalie was gorgeous.

  47. 47.

    zhena gogolia

    December 19, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    OT did you see this?

    Wrong tweet, I’ll try again

  48. 48.

    zhena gogolia

    December 19, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    I have been tweeting and speaking constantly about the drastic situation in India. In so doing I faced a Hindu nationalist online troll army seeking to obscure what is happening there. I'm so glad the NY Times is laying it out in an official way. https://t.co/w09sKX8Nkq— Jason Stanley (@jasonintrator) December 19, 2019

  49. 49.

    Jay

    December 19, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    could be worse. Web MD says I am going through menopause with a side of Methemoglobinemia,

    Manopause I cound understand but,……

    I don’t like Andrew Yangs ACA replacement at all,…..

  50. 50.

    Jay

    December 19, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    This month in stories abt white nationalism in the military: – Army football drops motto with Aryan Brotherhood origins-Cadets flash white power "ok" sign on TV-Army units memorialize Battle of the Bulge by posting photo of Nazi war criminal -& now: https://t.co/rZ1AzQsQL7— Christopher Mathias (@letsgomathias) December 19, 2019

  51. 51.

    WhatsMyNym

    December 19, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    @germy:

    I’ve read that probiotics in pill form sometimes contain less probiotics than advertised.  Not sure if Lifeway (the only brand I see in my local stores) has the same issues.

    Probiotics are living microorganisms, so they do die off over time.

  52. 52.

    Van Buren

    December 19, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I don’t but my parents have one that is 35 years old and works wonderfully…central Virginia, roof faces due south.

  53. 53.

    raven

    December 19, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    @Van Buren:
    Commander Cody/My Window Faces The South

  54. 54.

    trollhattan

    December 19, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Would rum help? Rum helps most things, so…rum! Or brandy if you prefer. Or perhaps a float of Grand Marnier?

  55. 55.

    hells littlest angel

    December 19, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    Do you think the 2.5% alcohol content might contribute to the sleepfulness?

  56. 56.

    Jay

    December 19, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    … and that’s all she wrote. pic.twitter.com/US4PRYLq4a— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) December 19, 2019

  57. 57.

    The Moar You Know

    December 19, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    I don’t think none of this shit works.

    @raven: It doesn’t, but it’s a harmless enough hobby.

  58. 58.

    Jay

    December 19, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    Reports that FSB headquarters was attacked. Casualty updates to 3 https://t.co/CwEmQl5Dfq— Olga Lautman (@olgaNYC1211) December 19, 2019

  59. 59.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 19, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    @raven: Notice your double negative.

    Hope you feel better soon.

  60. 60.

    Origuy

    December 19, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    I take gabapentin for paresthesia in my legs caused by pinched nerves in my spine. It doesn’t appear to have any mental effects on me, but other people have had bad reactions.

    There are a couple of brands of liquid yogurt that show up in the Mexican supermarkets around here. They’re pretty good if a little too much sugar.

    If you can’t stomach kefir, how about kombucha? It took me a little while to get used to the taste, but some of the flavors are better than others.

  61. 61.

    raven

    December 19, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I’m lucky to be here writing at all.

  62. 62.

    zhena gogolia

    December 19, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    @Jay:

    Lots of video here.

    https://twitter.com/KevinRothrock

  63. 63.

    Cermet

    December 19, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    @WhatsMyNym: Any details like cost to savings info would be nice.

    Milk products have been suggested for a long time to aid in sleep – forget the reason and have little interest to even google that.

    One beverage of any Probiotic can’t possibly change one’s gut bacteria in any significant manner using one small bottle a few hours before sleep. So, that isn’t the likely cause.

  64. 64.

    germy

    December 19, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    (CNN)Three people were injured Thursday in a shooting at an apartment complex for the elderly and disabled in Westerly, Rhode Island, a state Emergency Management Agency spokeswoman said.
    Spokeswoman Kristina Murray told CNN that the shooting took place at Babcock Village apartments, a three-story affordable housing complex.

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/19/us/westerly-rhode-island-shooting/index.html

  65. 65.

    Jager

    December 19, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    @raven:

    Makes you want to buy a red nylon jacket, doesn’t it?

  66. 66.

    cain

    December 19, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Who are you?! Don’t like yoghurt?! Us South indians have been using yoghurt as our cure all for generations. How terrible that you don’t like it. We need to do the green eggs and ham treatment here :D

  67. 67.

    trollhattan

    December 19, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    @germy:

    There’s essentially no regulation of the U.S. supplements industry, at least until one starts killing people, so their claims are all essentially unsubstantiated. Orin Hatch and Chuck Grassley worked tirelessly to keep things that way.

  68. 68.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 19, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I don’t read Pravda-on-the-Hudson so I haven’t yet. But I will make an exception for this story. Thanks for sharing.

  69. 69.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 19, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    @Van Buren: If you don’t mind my asking where do they live? Do they get serious winters where they live? Thanks.

  70. 70.

    Yarrow

    December 19, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    When it comes to sleep issues I always like to mention taking a Vitamin D supplement. Mine was low and I starting taking Vitamin D and my sleep improved. At some point I decided maybe it was too high so lowered my Vitamin D and my sleep got worse. After a few weeks of that I went back up to what I had been taking and my sleep improved.

    As we age it is much harder for our bodies to synthesize Vitamin D from the sun. We can get plenty of sun but still not enough Vitamin D. Check with your doctor. You can get your levels tested.

  71. 71.

    germy

    December 19, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Orin Hatch and Chuck Grassley worked tirelessly to keep things that way.

    There was another guy who helped.  I can’t remember his name, but he was liberal.

    You’re right about the supplements.  They found lead in children’s vitamins.

    Orrin Hatch’s son was connected to the supplement industry, which explains the motivation to keep things unregulated.

  72. 72.

    chopper

    December 19, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    @hells littlest angel:

    i think the stuff you buy at the store is much lower than that.

  73. 73.

    Leto

    December 19, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    Checking in as a fellow gabapentin user. I was taking a fairly large dose of it after my accident due to all the nerve damage. Under the doc’s order, I’ve come off most of it but still take some at bedtime. Hopefully in the next few months I’ll be able to totally remove it from my daily dose. I’m also a melatonin user. About an hour after taking it, I start to get drowsy and it usually helps me stay asleep. Again, like so much else, started taking it after the accident because I needed the help.

    Back to the covfekefirfir discussion.

  74. 74.

    Yarrow

    December 19, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Like @schrodingers_cat said, you can always make water kefir. It’s not that difficult. Maybe worth a try.

  75. 75.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 19, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    @cain: Would you, could you on a boat?  What the fuck?  Is that a goat?

  76. 76.

    raven

    December 19, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    @Jager: I have one!

  77. 77.

    currants

    December 19, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Not a huge fan of dairy in general, but I can tolerate Siggi’s Swedish style Filmjölk (it’s not the same microbes as yogurt, and it’s lighter than kefir).  I like the raspberry or vanilla–can’t stand the plain. I tend to have it with fruit for breakfast, so you could try that as dessert, maybe?

  78. 78.

    Feathers

    December 19, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    Crap, lost my comment, but it may have been me.

    Recommend hot water bottle at feet. It also helps if you wake up in the night and need to get back to sleep. One of the triggers to your body to fall asleep is that your core body temperature drops. Heating your feet can fool your body into thinking that this has happened. I use a German-made hot water bottle: Amazon Link Don’t like having the cord of an electric heating pad in bed.

    Be careful with melatonin. Took my roommates and had a nasty case of sleep paralysis. Terrifying but fascinating. I was lucky that I recognized what was happening and remembered that I had taken the melatonin. Even while it was happening, I was thinking holy shit, if I didn’t know what this was, I would totally think I was possessed by a demon or alien. My roommate was a nurse who worked nights and slept days, so her all my co-workers and I take this and it’s great dosage was probably not the correct one for me.

    Will consider some of the aids mentioned her. Part of my problem is that my bedtime can get switched to very late. I’ll get a second wind and be up until three. I have a prescription for Ambien to help, but I want to try other things. (On the Ambien, I get a prescription for 10 pills that usually lasts me 1-1/2 to 2 years.)

  79. 79.

    Ella in New Mexico

    December 19, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    @patrick II:

    The problem is the dosages in most products are way too high; the pills commonly come in 3, 5, or 10 grams.  There was a study done, shown to me by my doctor, showing that just 300mg

    Hey, patrick it looks like you have your doses wrong here.

    Melatonin comes in doses of 1, 2.5, 3, 5, 10, etc., milligrams, not grams. And none I know are as high as 300 milligrams–that would be a very unsafe dose.

    But you’re correct about the fact that research shows 3mg or less is the desired active dose, unless it’s a “sustained release” product that splits a larger dose up over the night.

    Just wanted to make sure folks aren’t ODing on melatonin this Holiday Season, no matter how nasty things get with the R’s

    Also, I really think the kefir helping sleep is related to the sugars in it, even the unsweetened version. Just like the warm milk with vanilla, honey and butter my Grandma used to make me to help me drift off. Simple carbohydrates play a role in the production of both serotonin and melatonin.

  80. 80.

    germy

    December 19, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Groucho Marx was a lifelong insomniac.  He complained to Robert Benchley that if he didn’t get some sleep he’d kill himself. Benchley told him to take a hot bath with pine salts before bedtime.  Groucho tried it, fell asleep in the tub and (he claimed) almost drowned.  He told Benchley what happened.  Benchley replied that it wasn’t an insomnia cure.  “You said you wanted to kill yourself if you didn’t get some sleep.  I was just expediting things.”

  81. 81.

    Jager

    December 19, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    @raven:

    How about a 50 Mercury?

  82. 82.

    Juice Box

    December 19, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    @patrick II: Morning sun exposure will also increase nighttime melatonin levels. Go outside for a bit soon after you get up.

  83. 83.

    JPL

    December 19, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    @raven: I’m sorry.   Since I don’t know about your recent maladies,  I can’t offer advice.   Truth be known the only advice that I offer is tea and honey.   Take care.

  84. 84.

    germy

    December 19, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    @JPL:

    Bone broth.

    It’s recommended by Baby Yoda.

  85. 85.

    Another Scott

    December 19, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    @germy: rofl.

    Thanks!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  86. 86.

    Roger Moore

    December 19, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    @germy:

    Here’s one thing I wonder about the bottled kefir I buy: the label boasts all the probiotics it contains, but then in tiny print it admits “at time of manufacture”

    As long as a decent fraction of the culture stays alive you should be good.  After all, the whole point of a probiotic is that they’re alive and can multiply.  As long as a few of them get through and take up residence in your gut, they should be able to reproduce and build up a population.

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    Dan

    December 19, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    @mad citizen:

  88. 88.

    Roger Moore

    December 19, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    @germy:

    Orrin Hatch’s son was connected to the supplement industry, which explains the motivation to keep things unregulated.

    The dietary supplement industry is a big employer in Utah, probably because the Mormons have a long history with herbal remedies.  I agree that the whole industry is a nightmare.  Legally they’re allowed to say just about anything they want as long as they don’t claim that their product treats a disease or medical condition.  But there’s enough wiggle room and enforcement is lax enough that they can get away with saying way more than they legally ought to.

    The biggest problem, though, is that “supplements” have the opposite legal treatment from drugs.  Before you can sell something as a drug, you have to prove that it is safe and effective, and the FDA will treat your evidence skeptically.  Supplements, though, are treated more or less like foods; they’re assumed to be safe until somebody proves they aren’t.  IMO, supplements should be put in an intermediate category.  As long as they don’t make strong health claims, they shouldn’t have to prove they’re effective, but they should have to prove they’re safe.

  89. 89.

    SC54HI

    December 19, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Chiming in very late (time difference) so you may not see this. We have an 80-gal solar water heater & really like it. We are a household of two and it does save money. You can set it to heat water once or twice a day, and you can also turn it on & off manually. We have ours set for once a day, 5 – 7 AM so there is hot water for morning showers. On sunny days, solar energy usually replenishes the hot water by midday. It’s somewhat easy to operate if you are a DIY person, probably easy if you are. The only trouble shooting may come after a power outage, when you’ll have to reset the once or twice a day heating cycle. Otherwise, the tank needs to be flushed every year or two. We have the company do that but a handy person could easily manage it.

  90. 90.

    germy

    December 19, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    they should have to prove they’re safe.

    Yes, at the very least.  I agree.

    Also, the damage some tainted supplements can do is subtle and insidious.  It’s not like food poisoning after eating bad pork or something, where the effects are immediate.

    Lead in children vitamins, for example.  A parent wouldn’t know their child is ingesting lead, without a blood test.

  91. 91.

    Ruckus

    December 19, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Kiefer. Yogurt. Milk.

    What about people who are lactose intolerant? Intolerant being a very under defining word here. Extremely would not be out of line here.

  92. 92.

    Origuy

    December 19, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    @germy: “There was another guy who helped.  I can’t remember his name, but he was liberal.”

    Tom Harkin of Iowa.

  93. 93.

    Roger Moore

    December 19, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    @germy:

    I guess there are two levels of proving safety.  I was thinking primarily that they need to prove the active ingredient in their formulation isn’t harmful.  For example, before being allowed to sell supplements containing ephedra, they should have had to prove that ephedra is safe at the levels contained in their supplements.  Actually, they should have to prove it’s safe at levels substantially higher than are found in their supplements, since idiots tend to think if a little is good than more must be better.

    But you’re also right that they should have to test the individual batches they’re selling aren’t contaminated with anything harmful.  For example, all drugs are now routinely tested for trace metal contamination to make sure they don’t contain dangerous levels of heavy metals like lead.  This isn’t expensive, so we should expect supplement manufacturers to do the same thing.  Hell, we require recreational cannabis to be tested for residual pesticides and heavy metals in addition to being assayed for active ingredients.  We should demand no less of dietary supplements.

  94. 94.

    Ella in New Mexico

    December 19, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    @Ruckus: Coconut milk/water kefir is delicious!

  95. 95.

    Death Panel Truck

    December 19, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    So imagine my surprise five years ago when I smoked two bong hits of Obama Kush right before I went to bed. Got my best night of sleep in years.

    (Yes. There was a strain in Washington called Obama Kush. It was awesome.)

  96. 96.

    karensky

    December 19, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I am partial to 5mg of an Indica gummy. Works like a dream. I stock up when I am out in my old Denver stomping grounds.  PA has medical mj and there are no edibles but there are caplets and capsules that do the trick.  Going to the mmj doc in January to get a “license.”  Doesn’t FL have MMJ?

    I had crappy sleep for 15 years.  Now only good sleep with lots of weird but not bad dreams.  

    I

  97. 97.

    Wolvesvalley

    December 19, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    @WaterGirl: Now this is a reply using Chrome. Everything OK so far (visual and text tabs both showing)

    Editing in Chrome.

  98. 98.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 19, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    @SC54HI: Do you live in snowy climes? How well does it operate when subjected to long winters?

  99. 99.

    Jay

    December 19, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    keep in mind that there are 4 levels of solar hot water heater technology.

    so you need to know what kind of system is being used.

  100. 100.

    Steeplejack

    December 19, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    @WaterGirl:
    Visual/Text modes not showing for me; I get a generic comment box that appears to be in text mode. Win10/Firefox.

    ETA: Visual/Text modes now showing for next comment after I post this one.

  101. 101.

    WaterGirl

    December 19, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    @Steeplejack: I can’t get it to do that today

    When it comes back in Edit mode for you, please try this in this order:

    1. refresh with the REFRESH button in the white bar  (stiil text, no tabs?)
    2. refresh with Ctrl-R  (stiil text, no tabs?)
    3. hit reply to this comment, is it still in edit mode?  (stiil text, no tabs?)
    4. start a new comment from the comment box at the bottom and post it.
    5. are you back in visual mode with the text/visual tabs at the top?
  102. 102.

    ron

    December 19, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    I really like keffir, more as a blend in smoothies than straight up, but the “pro-biotics” part looks like another food industry marketing scam.

    https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Probiotics

  103. 103.

    Steeplejack

    December 19, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Can’t edit my previous comment, timed out. This reply to you comes with V/T tabs.

  104. 104.

    Steeplejack

    December 19, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    New comment. V/T tabs present.

    ETA: Posting comment leaves me with my comment showing and focus (correctly) positioned there.

  105. 105.

    WaterGirl

    December 19, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    @Steeplejack: Did you try steps 1-5?

  106. 106.

    Steeplejack

    December 19, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I did not do 1-2, because it did not come back in Edit mode for me, because my comment had timed out, as I previously stated.

  107. 107.

    WaterGirl

    December 19, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    @Steeplejack: Okay, if you don’t mind, NEXT TIME you get the text mode and no visual/text tabs, please go through 1-5 in that order, and let me know what you find.  thanks.

  108. 108.

    Steeplejack

    December 19, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I have to go out now, so I won’t be replying for a while. But things seem to be working “correctly” now (Win10, Firefox).

  109. 109.

    Steeplejack

    December 19, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Okay.

  110. 110.

    AxelFoley

    December 19, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Kefir? That’s sounds too much like the South African racist slur for black people.

  111. 111.

    J R in WV

    December 19, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Do you live in snowy climes? How well does it operate when subjected to long winters?

    We have friends in Pueblo CO, at 5,000 feet in the plains just east of the front range, who have solar heat for everything. They have supplemental energy inputs for extended cloudy periods and such, but the vast majority of their whole heating budget is solar.

    I would imagine Pueblo is at least as frigid in winter as MA is. Much higher for one thing…

  112. 112.

    MomSense

    December 19, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    That’s interesting.  I started drinking doogh (a Persian yogurt drink) before bed and it has helped me as well.  My son suggested I put CBD oil in it and that combo is like ambien.  I might try kefir instead of having to mix up the doogh and see if that works just as well.

  113. 113.

    marv

    December 19, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Been off the grid all day and doubt you will even see this but I have stumbled on an insomnia tx that works for me and I can’t help but think might work for you: reading Tristram Shandy. For the first time in my 67 years I’m having trouble sleeping through the night and darn if Shandy isn’t the first thing that’s worked. I think it’s crucial that I really love the book – it’s just too much for me to keep up with in the middle of the night, I think. Erica Jong loved the book and couldn’t finish it either and your writing reminds me of hers (minus the sex), so thought I’d send this along

  114. 114.

    Tim Wayne

    December 20, 2019 at 12:34 am

    If you have sleep issues, get yourself tested for apnea. It’s super-duper common. My CPAP machine gives me wonderful, snore-free sleep. I’ll try the kefir, too.

  115. 115.

    Warren Lorente

    December 20, 2019 at 1:14 am

    @Quicksand: I saw what you did there.

  116. 116.

    Procopius

    December 20, 2019 at 3:56 am

    @patrick II: Thanks for the suggestion. I stumbled across melatonin about three months ago, and it’s been very helpful, but I’m wondering about the dosages you cite. I just checked the bottle, and mine is identified as 3 mg. The next higher dosages available from my online supplier are 5 mg and 10 mg. Considering how my body reacts to 3 mg, I would really be afraid to take 300 mg, much less 3 grams.

  117. 117.

    Dr. Ronnie James, D.O.

    December 21, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    @Lumpy: 

    It’s certainly plausible. Your gut has its own nervous system (the enteric nervous system, still relatively unexplored) and runs mostly on the neurotransmitter serotonin. Increasing levels of serotonin is how most newer antidepressants work. It’s estimated that 90% of the serotonin in your body is in the enteric nervous system.

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