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Friday Afternoon Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  December 20, 20191:30 pm| 293 Comments

This post is in: NANCY SMASH!, Open Threads, Politics

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Is this a fuck-you clap of a SOTU invitation or what?

JUST IN: Speaker Pelosi invites President Trump to deliver State of the Union address on Feb. 4, 2020. pic.twitter.com/L1B0YfTMw5

— NBC News (@NBCNews) December 20, 2019

“Thank you for your attention to this matter” — she makes it sound like an overdue library book reminder, and I’m crying here!

Open thread!

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  1. 1.

    hells littlest angel

    December 20, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    In summary, Constitution, Constitution, Constitution.

  2. 2.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 20, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    I love it, he won’t have a clue that he’s being dragged by the mention of separation and balance of powers, but maybe twitter will point it out to him.

    I was just wondering if she’ll hold off on sending the formal impeachment papers (which I think is how it works) to trump until like a week before the speech, to send him (further) off the rails as Kelleyanne tries to teach him to use his playing-with-others manners

  3. 3.

    BC in Illinois

    December 20, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Washington Post Headline explains:

    Pelosi invites Trump to deliver State of the Union, potentially during his Senate trial

  4. 4.

    karensky

    December 20, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Also amusing is the headline ad for National Review!!

  5. 5.

    Joe Falco

    December 20, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    Is there such a thing as a micro-macro aggression? Because this is it, right there.

  6. 6.

    HumboldtBlue

    December 20, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    something about the Constitution, right? And then more Constitution and separation of powers? Am I getting close?

    C-C-C-C-Constitution! Let’s all sing!

  7. 7.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    December 20, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Nancy Pelosi is the bomb

  8. 8.

    Martin

    December 20, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    Can’t wait to learn more about the state of our dishwashers and toilets. He’s got people looking into that, you know.

  9. 9.

    Jamey

    December 20, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    One of the greatest American parliamentarians ever.

  10. 10.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    She really knows how to play Trump like a fiddle.

    The move to hold off sending impeachment to the Senate also. It is killing Trump. Now he will be brow beating McConnell to make an agreement with Shumer to move this along!!!1!! until it happens. The Dems are in a good position right now.

    Nancy is wicked smaht.

  11. 11.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    @Martin: I prefer his obsession with the lights that make him look orange.  They never did that before we went to LEDs!

  12. 12.

    Leto

    December 20, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    @hells littlest angel: Exactly! Well played Madam Speaker, well played! Although I’d be perfectly happy if he skipped it. It’ll be another MAGAt rally. Of course the spectacle of him going full unhinged on the House floor…

  13. 13.

    piratedan

    December 20, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    maybe she can serve him his impeachment papers just before his speech, along with a set of subpeonas to appear in front of Judiciary, Oversight, Intelligence, Finance and Homeland Security committees.

  14. 14.

    Noncarborundum

    December 20, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    as Kelleyanne tries to teach him to use his playing-with-others manners

    As if he had any to start with.

  15. 15.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Is KAY HERE?  I need to understand something.  I may be doing a brief out of Ohio to the US Sup. Ct.  The lower opinion in the Ohio Sup. Ct. is written by DeWine, J.  Any relation to the Gov.?

  16. 16.

    Leto

    December 20, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    @Immanentize: this is kind of an aside, but I helped maintain this suite of equipment in the back of a container on a HMMV and they used LEDs to light the interior. Can’t say that any of us had an orange glow from it. “Brandon, you look like an orange. Do you have scurvy? Go see the doc and eat some fruit! That’s an order!” ?

  17. 17.

    Currants

    December 20, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    AWESOME:  lower case “best regards” too!!

  18. 18.

    JPL

    December 20, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    A few weeks before the 2016 election, trump stayed on script. If he feels threatened he will do so again.

  19. 19.

    barb 2

    December 20, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Last year didn’t Trump close down the whole damned government which required the Speaker to block Trump from the state of the union address until he decided to end the shut down? Or was that the year before — or 10 years ago? Seems like he been at this for years and years. He has gotten away with so much crap that we are all worn out and fighting with each other.

    Trump and his cult are sadists. I forgot who called them that but we need to use the correct word for his behavior.

  20. 20.

    JPL

    December 20, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    @Currants: I did not notice that so thanks for mentioning it.    yup  f.k you

  21. 21.

    Leto

    December 20, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    @piratedan: I’ve thought about just that scenario regarding the NY investigations. Either the subpoena serving person is on the inauguration stand and serves him as soon as Pres Dem is sworn in (like literally seated behind him, and as soon as the oath is administer, hand leaves the Bible/whatever, just leans forward and says, “You’ve been served.”), or as the Mango Menace is about to board Marine Loser. C’mon Santa, I’ve been a good boy all year!

  22. 22.

    Mr. Longform

    December 20, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    she makes it sound like an overdue library book reminder

    As a library professional, I can attest to the fact that Nancy Pelosi would be an excellent member of the librarian tribe if she had chosen that path. I for one am glad she chose another profession. She is really good at being a national treasure.

  23. 23.

    Leto

    December 20, 2019 at 1:55 pm

     

    @JPL:

    @Currants:

    “pray for the president”

  24. 24.

    danielx

    December 20, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    She may pray for him every day, but she has pulling his strings down to a fine art.

  25. 25.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    @JPL: Also too, she is only inviting him in her respect for the constitution (not because she wants to hear what comes from his pie hole.)

  26. 26.

    James E Powell

    December 20, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    The concept of duty – the obligation to act or refrain from acting to serve others or uphold a principle – never occurs to Trump. If he understood it, he’d consider it a weakness. The press/media give it no respect because they are only concerned with who won the day, who is winning the horse race, and what Republicans are angry about now.

  27. 27.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 20, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    Police in the BJP run states are shooting and killing protestors. At least 6 people have been shot dead (4 in Uttar Pradesh in the north and 2 in Karnataka in the south)
    Going on in Delhi right now, people outside a police station are protesting those being held without due process and access to lawyers. Police in Delhi is under the jurisdiction of Amit Shah, the Home Minister at the Center.

  28. 28.

    JPL

    December 20, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    @Immanentize: The letter was perfect!

  29. 29.

    Joey Maloney

    December 20, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    @Leto: I mean, fuck a subpoena. I want the guy to reach out to Orangeman like he’s shaking hands and then slap the cuffs on him and take him off to his extradition hearing to New York state.

  30. 30.

    James E Powell

    December 20, 2019 at 2:05 pm

     she makes it sound like an overdue library book reminder, and I’m crying here!

    Maybe we need to send in Mr. Bookman.

  31. 31.

    Eric U.

    December 20, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    my local paper seems to have gone full-on republican mouthpiece. They interviewed the two republican congressmen from this area and there was no pushback on the lies at all

  32. 32.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    Big update: WA State Rep. Matt Shea “planned and participated in domestic terrorism against the US”, an investigation has concluded.He reportedly worked with militia leader Ammon Bundy to plan the 6 week-long standoff at Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.t.co/zhchumIf7j— Caroline Orr (@RVAwonk) December 20, 2019

  33. 33.

    Humdog

    December 20, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    I am glad they are protesting even as I fear for them. I read an interesting take on Buzzfeed (which sounds strange) from a woman who has found the awful situation in Kashmir has estranged her from her family. You have mentioned your own issues with extended family disagreements.
    @schrodingers_cat:

    I comment so infrequently I am sure I will mess up the link. Scaachi Koul at Buzzfeed. Yeah, I botched the link. Gah!

  34. 34.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 20, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    @BC in Illinois: LOL

    “Ladies and gentlemen, the impeached President of the United States.”

  35. 35.

    Scott

    December 20, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    All that is missing is a Bless Your Heart.

  36. 36.

    Baud

    December 20, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    @BC in Illinois:

    Was Clinton’s trial over when he delivered his SOTU?

  37. 37.

    O. Felix Culpa

    December 20, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    Nancy’s letter is a work of art. It deserves to be hung in the Smithsonian.

  38. 38.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 20, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    @piratedan: Hell, I’d watch his Trump trash Nazi ramblings to see that.

    “Mr. President, I want to take this moment to present you with your articles of impeachment and a stack of subpoenas.  Yes, we did impeach you, you motherfucker.”

  39. 39.

    eclare

    December 20, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    @Baud: Seems like Bill was impeached just before it because I remember the reporters covering it going on and on about how he was able to compartmentalize and focus.

  40. 40.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 20, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    @Humdog: I haven’t read it. Thanks I will take a look.
    I am reading and retweeting lawyers and journalists  who are on the ground in India.

  41. 41.

    BC in Illinois

    December 20, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    @Baud:

    Clinton Impeachment Trial:  Jan 7 – Feb 9, 1999

    Clinton STOTU Address:  Jan 19, 1999

    I had forgotten this. Awkward.

    I don’t think Trump handles awkward well.

  42. 42.

    Baud

    December 20, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    @eclare:

     

    Yeah. Something tells me Trump lacks those particular skills.

  43. 43.

    Bill Arnold

    December 20, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    @Scott:

    All that is missing is a Bless Your Heart.

    The lower case “best regards” serves that purpose.

    I admire this letter.

  44. 44.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: They should have gotten rid of her!  She’s too old!!

    Oh, did I forget to preface that with “Fuck the people who said those things”?

  45. 45.

    Mike in NC

    December 20, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    Hopefully Fat Bastard will refuse to give the SOTU address and send Jared instead.

  46. 46.

    BC in Illinois

    December 20, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    From Wikipedia  (from which all knowledge flows):

    President Clinton discussed the economy, the federal budget, taxes and focused on the budget surplus, then at $70 billion. The president also discussed the future of Social Security, education, foreign relations and “solving the so-called Y2K computer problem”. The president did not mention the then-occurring impeachment trial in the Senate.

  47. 47.

    Mnemosyne

    December 20, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    @danielx: 

    Don’t forget that a common translation of “I’ll pray for you” is “Go fuck yourself.”

  48. 48.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 20, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    @BC in Illinois:

    I don’t think Trump handles awkward well. 

    Dump seemed to handle having “sex” in common with his own daughter just fine.  It was awkward for everyone on The View.

  49. 49.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Hoyer announces no more votes until January 7. Big cheer goes up in House chamber. This means the House won't approve a resolution on impeachment mgrs & to send impeachment pkg to Senate until at least January, 2020— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) December 19, 2019

    (not taking a lap, not taking a lap, not taking a lap,…………)

  50. 50.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    Someone who has better google fu than I do needs to check last year’s letter to see if “best regards” was capitalized then.

  51. 51.

    Bill Arnold

    December 20, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Oh, did I forget to preface that with “Fuck the people who said those things”?

    I was also hearing it a lot from wingnuts, that she has dementia, is losing her mind, etc. In person I tell them that underestimating opponents is a serious mistake.

    Her mind can see/grasp the weft of US politics quite well.

  52. 52.

    Chip Daniels

    December 20, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Every sentence is a perfect “Fuck You”;

    “three co-equal branches”; Yeah, as Speaker I’m your equal, bitch.

    “respecting our Constitution…” Yeah, learn some respect, boy.

     

    In conclusion, do your fucking job.

  53. 53.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    Chilling video of live wraithing!!! Jeff Van Drew tells Trump: "You have my undying support. Always." pic.twitter.com/EWRmtfIzY1— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) December 19, 2019

  54. 54.

    Bill Arnold

    December 20, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Looks like she used “Sincerely” in early 2019.

    washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/01/23/trump-pelosi-state-union-letter-duel-annotated/

  55. 55.

    BC in Illinois

    December 20, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    @mrmoshpotato

     

    I don’t think Trump handles awkward well.

    Dump seemed to handle having “sex” in common with his own daughter just fine.  It was awkward for everyone on The View.

    Agreed — there is a world of difference between what Donald Trump thinks is “just fine” [“perfect”] and what is in fact just fine. He can stand up on February 4th in full campaign rally mode, blather on about toilets and light bulbs, insult deceased members of Congress and their families, and bask in the cheers and salutes of his minions.

    But I don’t think it will serve him well.

  56. 56.

    zhena gogolia

    December 20, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    The difference between her clear, legible signature and his is very telling.

  57. 57.

    germy

    December 20, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    We’re having work done in our kitchen. New floor, some new cabinets. I came home and found our gas stove covered in sawdust. The contractor was using it as a cutting board. There’s wood on top of it.

    Now I’m not sure if I feel safe using it again. Certainly the vibrations from the power saw must have loosened some vital connections deep in the stove/oven. I’m really worried about it being hooked up again, gas accumulating, and causing an explosion.

    Am I a worry wart?

  58. 58.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    When I go to the Soros owned corner bookstore I always pick up the latest issue of that far left magazine Christianity Today, the one with AOC dating tips, Nancy Pelosi perfume inserts, and Bernie Sanders socialist coupons.— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) December 20, 2019

  59. 59.

    Kent

    December 20, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    Pelosi has to be up there with Clinton and Obama as one of the 3 best Democratic politicians of the past 50 years.   She is just masterful.  And her wrist flick stern look silencing of the House members who started to clap at the conclusion of the Impeachment hearing was just perfect.

    Trump absolutely cannot deal with strong women.  They are like Kryptonite to him for some reason.  The only women he has in his cabinet are the nepotism hires and the low level blonde sycophants like Kellyanne.  That’s why I think any of the top women candidates are probably the bestie antidote to Trump in 2020.  He never really knew how to deal with Clinton and it showed in the debates.  The next female candidate is going to have 4 years of microscopic analysis of Trump’s brain available to deploy and push all his buttons.   I just don’t think male candidates know exactly how to stand up to him.  He wiped the floor with all the other GOP candidates in 2016 in way worse fashion than Hillary who he lost to let’s remember.    He is obviously scared of Biden but I think he is probably more scared of Warren or Klobuchar.  His dream opponent would probably be Buttigieg.

  60. 60.

    raven

    December 20, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    @Kent: “And her wrist flick stern look silencing of the House members who started to clap at the conclusion of the Impeachment hearing was just perfect.” She’s great but I think they cut the mic.

  61. 61.

    germy

    December 20, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    @Kent:

    His dream opponent would probably be Buttigieg.

    He mentioned him at his latest rally:  “His name is unpronounceable!” he yelled, while the crowd laughed approvingly.

  62. 62.

    BC in Illinois

    December 20, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    @Jay:

    From Wikipedia (from which all knowledge flows), The Hitler Oath

    (For public servants):

    “I swear: I will be faithful and obedient to the leader of the German Reich and people, Adolf Hitler, to observe the law, and to conscientiously fulfill my official duties, so help me God.”

  63. 63.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    @Chip Daniels: Dear sir, You write an excellent summary!

  64. 64.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    @Bill Arnold: Interesting.  I thought perhaps she always used lower case in closings, but apparently not.

    That makes me like “best regards” even better!

  65. 65.

    Kent

    December 20, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    @germy: If you are a natural bully and you look at the 2020 Dem primary lineup, which one are you going to pick to bully?  The answer seems pretty obvious.   And not at all because he’s gay.  Optics matter.  I just question whether Buttigieg has the gravitas and presence to stand beside Trump and stare him down.   Trump has been playing that male dominance game for his entire adult life.  It’s pretty much his entire shtick.  And he is a master at it.  Witness all the GOP politicians he has castrated over the past 4 years.   It just doesn’t work on strong women very well.

  66. 66.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    @germy:

    yes. All the gas connections inside the stove should be locked and sealed from the factory. If using the stove as a worktop loosened stuff and made the stove “dangerous”, so would the self clean cycle.

    the biggest issue would be sawdust getting under the top, and not cleaned out. Many people don’t realize that you can and should clean those areas regularly.

    that and damage to the enamel.

    but it is something to bring up with the Contractor. You don’t use a $500 – $2500 stove as a workbench, that’s what $30 workstands are for.

  67. 67.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 20, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Silly zhena. Dump doesn’t know how to write. He leaves that to the White House seismograph.

  68. 68.

    germy

    December 20, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    WASHINGTON (AP) – Hand gestures flashed by West Point cadets and Naval Academy midshipmen during the televised Army-Navy football game were not racist signals, military investigations have concluded.

    A Navy probe of the event found that the students were participating in a “sophomoric game” on Saturday and had no racist intent. An Army statement Friday also rejected any racist overtones, saying the hand gestures were “not associated with ideologies or movements that are contrary to the Army values.”

    The hand gestures are not associated with ideologies or movements that are contrary to the Army values.  

    wnyt.com/politics/navy-probe-finds-no-racism-intent-in-hand-gestures/5585986/?cat=10114

  69. 69.

    Betty Cracker

    December 20, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    I guess substituting “be best” for “best regards” would have been a bridge too far.

    Interesting discussion above about Bill Clinton’s impeachment SOTU. I had an infant at the time that was all going down, so I remember even less about Clinton’s impeachment than I do about the Nixon hearings, which occurred when I was a small child.

    Anyhoo, from all accounts, Clinton acted like a grown-up and kept doing his job. Trump is incapable of that, so I hope they let the bastard stew.

  70. 70.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    India's information ministry demands that television channels stop showing content (i.e. protests) which affects the "integrity of the nation" or slanders the "moral life of the country". Sort of thing you'd expect in a banana republic, rather than the world's largest republic. t.co/AXbcsS3vET— Shashank Joshi (@shashj) December 20, 2019

  71. 71.

    Lapassionara

    December 20, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    @germy: No. Get it inspected and cleaned. If you can, get the contractor to pay.

  72. 72.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    @germy: Gas stoves and cook tops are very very simple machines.  There really is nothing deep inside the things.  Gas flows into it and finds holes to escape from — which we call burners.  Very simple.  Not a thing to fret about.

    I would give it a good vacuuming, however to get the dust and splinters out of wherever.

    But your contractor really should not have done that

  73. 73.

    germy

    December 20, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    @Jay:  this is the luck I have with contractors.

    This current guy is driving me nuts.  My wife is being patient, but I don’t like the mess he leaves.  He did some painting upstairs, and it is sloppy as hell.  Not professional at all.  I try not to be fussy, but this stove thing is bothering me.

  74. 74.

    pamelabrown53

    December 20, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    @germy:

    Yes to the “worry wart” question. Although I think it prudent for you to insist that the contractor pay to have the gas company inspect and okay or fix.

  75. 75.

    SuzieC

    December 20, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    @Immanentize: 
    I’m an Ohioan and a lawyer. Pat DeWine is the son of Gov. DeWine.

  76. 76.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    @Betty Cracker: The Republicans — and the media — were certain that the Clinton SOTU was going to be a huge moment of failure for him.  But it was an utterly normal Clinton speech, except for the context.  I think that went a long way to making people feel like they were actually in pretty good hands with William Jefferson Clinton.

  77. 77.

    Duane

    December 20, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    @Leto:  When the Republican delegation chanted “USA USA” at Trumpov’s SOTU address, I realized they were a fascist white nationalist party. It was chilling, but good to know.

  78. 78.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    @SuzieC: Thank you.  And Damn!  What happened to your once reasonable State?

  79. 79.

    trollhattan

    December 20, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    @Kent: 
    Good points. I have parallel tracks for who my ideal candidate is and who my ideal Trump debate foe is. Harris was my choice for the second; now I dream of Klobuchar wiping the stage with him, while being “Minnesota nice.” Maybe she could retell that golf story.

  80. 80.

    germy

    December 20, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    @Immanentize:  Hmm.  I always assume appliances are more complicated.  It’s a mystery to me.  I imagine the gas flowing to little igniters, and if the igniters get loosened or disconnected, an explosion.

    He did find a loose connection in the gas line itself.  Had a plumber come out to replace the switch and flex hose.

  81. 81.

    zhena gogolia

    December 20, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    @Jay: 
    The funny underlying truth here is that people who actually pay attention to what Jesus said and try to live that way turn out to be pretty lefty by present-day American standards. He said nothing about abortion, homosexuality, or guns. Lots about taking care of the poor and giving up all you have and following Him.

  82. 82.

    brantl

    December 20, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    @germy: yes, you are. The pots and pans that people commonly bang down on their stove make more vibration than a circular saw.

  83. 83.

    germy

    December 20, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    Okay, so some here say I don’t have to worry, and some here say I do.

  84. 84.

    artem1s

    December 20, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    PLZ let him go on twitter and pledge to withhold his precious self from the SOTU unless Nancy sends the impeachment to the Senate.  Please let it be so. If he’s starts negotiating to get the Senate hearing started, he will blow it for Mitch and the rest of the lickspittles who have hitched themselves to this train wreck.

    Nancy Smash indeed

  85. 85.

    trollhattan

    December 20, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    @Immanentize:

    Depends. Our new range is pretty sophisticated–electric convection oven, gas cooktop, electronic controls on a swing-out panel. I’d club anybody slapping a table saw or chop saw on it, using one of the 20-pound grates. It cost a lot.

  86. 86.

    currants

    December 20, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    @danielx:  Indeed.

  87. 87.

    germy

    December 20, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    In other news:

    Facebook Leaked 267 Million Phone Numbers, User Data
    Facebook has suffered another data breach – this time over 267 million user records including phone numbers has been leaked on a forum for hackers.

    screenrant.com/facebook-hack-leaked-millions-phone-numbers/

  88. 88.

    HalfAssedHomesteader

    December 20, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    I think she actually delivered a deadline to McConnell to get his trial shit together.

  89. 89.

    brantl

    December 20, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    She’s thanking him for his attention, because we are always thankful for what we have, of the things that are in the shortest supply, NEH?

  90. 90.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 20, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    @Bill Arnold:

    The weft, Bill? The weft?! What about the warp, man?!

  91. 91.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    @trollhattan: Oh, now you are talking about electronics! not gas stovery.  I have a fancy pants dual fuel range — electric oven, six burner gas top.  I have replaced igniters and burner heads on it no problem.  Also, I have replaced gas oven burners in past ranges.  That part of it all is very simple.  Pressurized gas flows into your house, through the lines to your appliance burners which are regulated by (usually) mechanical valve controls.

    Does your new range have electronic gas burner controls rather than knobs?

  92. 92.

    brantl

    December 20, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Germy, I’ve plumbed gas stoves, I’ve worked in electronics for 30 years, and I fix my own appliances. Make sure he did no cosmetic damage, vacuum it out, and carry on.

  93. 93.

    SuzieC

    December 20, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    @Immanentize:  Gerrymandering, for one. But I remain hopeful. Columbus/Central Ohio is a shining blue oasis which every year draws 14 to 15000 formerly rural Ohioans to move to the city in intrastate migration. As they move to the powerhouse Democratic city they start voting like the rest of us. The R party has been utterly wiped out here.

  94. 94.

    West of the Rockies

    December 20, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    @Martin:

    “We’re looking into toilets… Not liking what we’re finding, okay?”

  95. 95.

    Betty Cracker

    December 20, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    @artem1s: Just read on the Twitters that Trump promptly accepted the invitation. We should prepare for the Airing of the Grievances. He’ll whine about being the most ill-treated president ever, to include those who were shot dead.

  96. 96.

    Baud

    December 20, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    @germy: Now ask us who you should support in the primary.

  97. 97.

    Kent

    December 20, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    @trollhattan: I’m coming around to Klobuchar.  I’m honestly not at all optimistic that any 2020 Dem president is going to be able to push through any kind of groundbreaking progressive legislation, much less M4A or a massive overhaul of the tax system.  So I’m not really caught up in the lefty virtue signaling.   And honestly, I think voting rights should be the #1 Dem legislative priority anyway.  Nothing else matters if we don’t have that going into the 2020 redistricting.  And Klobuchar is as solid as anyone on voting rights.

    I think Klobuchar may provide the best contrast to Trump of any of the remaining front line candidates.    If anything she represents a greater return to normality and competence than any of the other candidates including Biden.  Who frankly isn’t that normal.  I went back and looked at all the Senate election results from MN and WI over the past decade and she was absolutely steamrolling over her opponents at the same time that candidates like Franken were just scraping across the finish line and candidates like Feingold were getting beat.  So she must know something about campaigning and winning in purple swing states.

  98. 98.

    Mary G

    December 20, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    @germy: My gas stoves have all come through some pretty big earthquakes just fine, but he shouldn’t be doing that.

  99. 99.

    HalfAssedHomesteader

    December 20, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    @Immanentize: ‘zactly!

  100. 100.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    @SuzieC: I like that news.

    I may be helping on a recent (end of October) double jeopardy case which sounds like a Florida Man story.  DeWine wrote the opinion.

  101. 101.

    germy

    December 20, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    @Immanentize:

    Does your new range have electronic gas burner controls rather than knobs?

    It’s old, not new.  Came with the house.  Knobs.

  102. 102.

    raven

    December 20, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    I just got my biopsy results, just a cyst. Damn.

  103. 103.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 20, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    @germy:
    “Am I a worry wart?”
    I don’t know about that, but your contractor deserves a kick in the nuts.
    Maybe noted carpenter OzarkHillbilly will weigh in.

  104. 104.

    Baud

    December 20, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    @raven: Good.

  105. 105.

    germy

    December 20, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    @Baud:

    Now ask us who you should support in the primary.

    The answer is simple:  Baud/WaterGirl 2020

  106. 106.

    Betty Cracker

    December 20, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    @raven: Good news, right?

  107. 107.

    raven

    December 20, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    @Baud: I’ll say, the biopsy wasn’t as bad as it seems but I DID not want MOHS surgery on my unit.

  108. 108.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    @germy: You are totally fine.  Do what @brantl: says. You’ll be fine.

  109. 109.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    @raven: Good on you.  Thank you medicals.

  110. 110.

    raven

    December 20, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I’ve maintained pretty well since I’ve been sick as a dog all week but it’s always disconcerting.

  111. 111.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    @raven: Hallelujah!  Seriously. So happy for you.

  112. 112.

    raven

    December 20, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    @Immanentize: And let me urge people to get stuff checked out no matter WHERE it is.

  113. 113.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    @raven: That is what was going to be next?  Ouch from far away!

  114. 114.

    raven

    December 20, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    @WaterGirl: My mom always said that!

  115. 115.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 20, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    @raven:

    Damn in a good way. Cheers!

  116. 116.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    @germy: I’m on board with that!  Do I have to wait for Baud to ask me, or can I ask him? :-)

    This is a step up for me, because in 2016 I was his Valerie Jarrett.

  117. 117.

    Jim

    December 20, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Shame the Orange Blob doesn`t give a dump (been flushing 15 times so far) about the situation .

  118. 118.

    raven

    December 20, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    @Immanentize: ,

    ETA

    If it had been cancer the first move would have been surgery and then who knows?

  119. 119.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 20, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    @germy: * slow clap

  120. 120.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    @raven: Nice!

  121. 121.

    Baud

    December 20, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    The fact that you care would serve as a nice contrast to me.

    That, and your dedication and work ethic.

  122. 122.

    Betty Cracker

    December 20, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Our electricity has been out for an hour. Sure hope it comes back soon! We have a electrical co-op now that we live in a sparsely populated swampland, and I worried about the service when we moved here, but honestly they’re a lot better so far than the more citified outfit we had before.

    Also, we’ve been invited to a Christmas party by fellow swamp-dwellers down the road, so I’m both dreading and looking forward to that. We’ve exchanged pleasantries with the hosts a few times when we met them while boating, and I’m dying to see their house.

    Theirs is one of the few homes that doesn’t sport Confederate flags and/or Trump signs, and a raised eyebrow here and sarcastic tone there during previous small talk makes me suspect it’s possible they’re the other two registered Democrats in the county. We’ll see!

  123. 123.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 20, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    @West of the Rockies: Dump probably recognizes himself in the toilet.

  124. 124.

    Ohio Mom

    December 20, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Germy, Just call the gas company. They are like the fire department except for possible gas leaks — they will be there before you finish hanging up the phone.

    They won’t fix a leak, they will only turn off the gas and put a red tag on your line. You’ll have to get a licensed plumber in to fix the leak.

    I know I did this once but I can’t remember where I was living at the time. Someplace with a negligent landlord, I had plenty of those.

  125. 125.

    I'll be Frank

    December 20, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    @germy:  Your wife’s approach is understandable, it’s normal to get unhappy with the folks who mess up your house, particularly when you are paying them, so some slack balances that out. That said, there is no excuse for using your stove as a cutting horse, and you need to express your dissatisfaction in a calm professional manner, because it is likely that until you do work standards will slide.

  126. 126.

    SuzieC

    December 20, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    @Immanentize: State v. Soto?

  127. 127.

    Baud

    December 20, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Are you going to risk giving them the secret Democratic handshake?

  128. 128.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    @SuzieC:
    Yes. Mr. Soto made some bad decisions in his life.

     

    But the opinion conveniently ignores critical facts.  It would undo all of our reliance on plea bargaining.

  129. 129.

    Another Scott

    December 20, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    In other news, Reuters:

    CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (Reuters) – Boeing Co’s new astronaut capsule on Friday failed to reach the orbit of the International Space Station, U.S. space agency NASA said, cutting short a critical unmanned test mission in the embattled aerospace giant’s race to send humans to the station.

    The CST-100 Starliner astronaut capsule successfully launched from Cape Canaveral in Florida, but an automated timer error, which Boeing could not immediately account for, prevented the spacecraft from reaching the orbit that would have put it on track to meet up with the space station.

    […]

    Boeing officials told a news conference that it was too early to determine the exact cause of the glitch. The effect it would have on Starliner’s designs and possible testing requirements before its manned mission can take place was also not unclear.

    However, the possibility that Boeing would have to redo its unmanned orbital test flight would substantially delay NASA’s timelines and increase costs.

    The plan was now for the capsule to head back to Earth, landing at White Sands, New Mexico on Sunday, Boeing’s space chief executive Jim Chilton said.

    This is the landing site that would have been used if the capsule had completed its planned week-long stay at the space station.

    The craft had burned too much fuel to risk trying to land at the International Space Station at this point, NASA Administrator Jim Bridenstine said.

    […]

    “We did obviously have some challenges today. When the spacecraft separated from the launch vehicle we did not get the orbital insertion burn that we were hoping for,” Bridenstine said.

    He said the timer error caused the capsule to burn much of its fuel too soon, preventing it from reaching the desired orbit. NASA and Boeing made attempts to manually override the automated errors, but two satellites obstructed its communication signals, he said.

    “The challenge here has to do with automation,” Bridenstine said of the unmanned craft, adding that if astronauts had been on board they would have been able to override the automated system that caused the error.

    NASA Chief Jim Bridentine told reporters after the scrapped mission that he would not rule out the possibility that Boeing could move on to its human mission, depending on the outcome out of a probe into Friday’s glitch.

    Nicole Mann, one of three astronauts slated to fly on Boeing’s first crewed flight test, told the news conference, “We are looking forward to flying on Starliner. We don’t have any safety concerns.”

    NASA astronaut Mike Fincke added, “Had we been on board, we could have given the flight control team more options on what to do in this situation.”

    […]

    Space stuff is hard. But Boeing really needs to get its act together…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  130. 130.

    Immanentize

    December 20, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Big win for Elon Musk and SpaceX

  131. 131.

    Kamala.Harris.2020

    December 20, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    Its pretty fucking sad that this is the sort of things the left has to celebrate.

    Ooooh, did you see that spicy letter?????

  132. 132.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 20, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    @germy
    That “game” excuse is lame. As I understand it, if you get someone to look at the gesture, you get to punch them in the arm or some bullshit. Who was this needledick meaning to “beat” by flashing it to the TV audience? Maybe the no doubt comprehensive report explains that.
    This is in line with how the fascists cover themselves with “It’s just an OK symbol,” “Can’t you take a joke?,” etc. Meanwhile on 8chan they’re like “LOL, fooled the normies again.”
    Whatever the excuse, I hope that guy is on KP or latrine duty for the rest of the year.

  133. 133.

    trollhattan

    December 20, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    @Immanentize:

    Burner knobs, that mysteriously light up when on.

    It replaced a range that had a fatal control panel failure–fatal on account of replacement circuit boards were not available. To use the oven we had to first flip the breaker, which would reset the panel for one use. That got old.

  134. 134.

    Mary G

    December 20, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    @raven: Whew! So glad you’ll be around to say “Fuck LBJ” and show us beautiful sunset and fishing photos some more.

  135. 135.

    Baud

    December 20, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    @Kamala.Harris.2020:

    Meh. Life can’t be all woeful lamentations  about the state of humanity.

  136. 136.

    Mary G

    December 20, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    @Another Scott: Oh, THAT’s reassuring.

  137. 137.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 20, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):
    Stuff is still screwed up (Android phone, Samsung browser): no paragraph breaks, no edit available, generic comment box showing (no V/T tabs).

  138. 138.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 20, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    @germy:

    The hand gestures are not associated with ideologies or movements that are contrary to the Army values.

    Uh-oh.

  139. 139.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 20, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    @Baud: 

    It was ongoing. Senate trial convened early January; Clinton’s SOTU was mid-January; the Senate acquitted him early February.

    But Bill Clinton, famously, could compartmentalise. I doubt that Trump can even spell the word, let alone master the art.

  140. 140.

    pamelabrown53

    December 20, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    100% agree! The Imposter will alternate between airing petty grievances and proclaiming he’s the best ever.

    Here’s what I don’t get: how The Cult equates whining with strength?! WATB’s .

  141. 141.

    germy

    December 20, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):  That was my reaction as well.

  142. 142.

    trollhattan

    December 20, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    Washington State’s House has some housecleaning on aisle nazi.

    An independent investigation has concluded that Washington state Rep. Matt Shea “participated in an act of domestic terrorism against the United States” by helping plan the armed takeover of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Oregon three years ago.

    The investigation found that Shea similarly played a key role in two other armed conflicts against the U.S. government — not only by showing up and participating in the standoffs, but by helping plan them, which involved recruiting armed militia members to oppose federal law enforcement agents.

    The 108-page report, released internally Thursday to members of the state House, includes several other serious findings against Shea.

    Among them: that the Spokane Valley lawmaker took part in a group chat in 2017 where he “condoned violence and intimidation” of his political opponents, and offered to conduct background checks on them.

    That allegation, first reported by The Guardian in April, was largely what spurred House leaders to commission the outside investigation into Shea’s conduct.

    But the incident wasn’t an isolated one, according to the four-month investigation, which was led by a former FBI agent and former law enforcement officer.

    The investigation says Shea, a leader of the anti-government Patriot movement, routinely encouraged his supporters to intimidate “activists, government officials, Muslims, and others who speak or act in opposition to his personal beliefs and political agenda.” Those activities occurred over a five-year period from 2014 to 2019, the report says.

  143. 143.

    Ksmiami

    December 20, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    @Another Scott:  I actually think the company needs to be broken up, the management team fired and new safety rules applied- the fact that there are basically 2 jet providers in the world is not a good thing

  144. 144.

    Ohio Mom

    December 20, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    Raven, Glad for your good news, and glad the agony of waiting for the results is over.

  145. 145.

    LivinginExile

    December 20, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    My SO, Pegisue is from New Orleans. When we moved up to Illinois one of my friends asked if she liked to cook cajun food. I said well, she has the blackened part down pat. One evening after we had a rather charcoally dining experience, I made a comment. She turned and gave me the Italian grandmother side-eye, and said,”I’ve never heard those things on top of the stove called anything but burners!” There is a plaque in the kitchen that says, “It”s not burnt, dammit, it’s blackened.” Just say Yes Dear.

  146. 146.

    zhena gogolia

    December 20, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    Colbert did a pretty good impeachment cartoon.

    youtube.com/watch?v=0Rh34PFX7oc

  147. 147.

    zhena gogolia

    December 20, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    @raven:

    Oh, wonderful! I’ve been wondering. So great that you got the news before Xmas.

  148. 148.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 20, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    [. . .] it’s possible they’re the other two registered Democrats in the county.

    ?

  149. 149.

    Yutsano

    December 20, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    @Kent: 

    And her wrist flick stern look silencing of the House members who started to clap at the conclusion of the Impeachment hearing was just perfect.

    Heh. That was a total nonna move.

  150. 150.

    Martin

    December 20, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    @Another Scott: Yeah, no shit. Fundamentally this is very similar to the 737Max software error.

    These guys are profoundly bad at software. This isn’t a one-off problem, its an institutional shortcoming, and it’s not improving.

  151. 151.

    Aleta

    December 20, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    @raven: whew

  152. 152.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    @germy:

    As a contractor, sadly, I have very little sympathy. I bust my ass off trying to get the work I do get and a huge part of that work is “educating” customers.

    Roughly half of the work I do get, is to fix work the customers ( commercial, residential) gave to other contractors instead, for “reasons”, or because the other “contractor” took their deposit (here it’s 50% of the job, upfront, by law) and ran.

    It would have been cheaper to hire me in the first place, and fixing crap work, from sloppy paint jobs to illegal and dangerous wiring, is no fun.

    one job I did, for a commercial customer, in a 1920’s building most people don’t want to touch with a 10 foot pole, because of all the layers of stuff done over time, ended with me pulling all the dead, not code wiring, labelling it and marking the dozen now empty breakers in the ( what had been until then) over loaded breaker boxes. There were 4 breaker box sets in total. One set in the main power room, two sets in “next door” commercial spaces that had once been part of the space, or some idiot decided it would be a good place to tap into somebody elses power, and the main breaker sets in the space itself.

    When they expanded their showroom a year later, I bid, didn’t get the job. 4 months later, got a frantic call, power was out, a week before their “grand reveal”. Amongst piles of other crap done wrong, the contractor they did hire, fished all the power for the new showroom, from the basement of the building, which was a separate Cabinet Shop business, so of course, when they fired up the table saw in the basement, the showroom went dark. Resetting breakers didn’t help because they were buried in a disused Toolroom in the basement.

  153. 153.

    barb 2

    December 20, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    @Kent:

    Klobuchar has been working on passing a voting bill (I think that’s what she called it). Anyway it involves paper ballets and automatic voter registration at 18. Voting is a habit — and it worked in her state. “Helping State and Local Governments Prevent Cyber Attacks Act,” is another bill she introduced.

    Washington State has vote by mail — which means paper ballots and more ballot drop off locations are added every year. This system works well. No long lines and slow voting. You can research each ballot issue and candidate in your own time. Add this system to Klobuchar’s ideas and you have a near perfect voting system.

    The more I learn about Klobuchar the more I like her. Both Warren and Klobuchar come from working class backgrounds. The GOP’s goal is to make voting more difficult and the Dems want to make voting easier for all.

  154. 154.

    raven

    December 20, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Yea, as the day wore on I was thinking I wouldn’t hear. The nurse was cute, “I’m calling about the biopsy you had last week”. Me, “yes, I remember”!

  155. 155.

    Martin

    December 20, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    @Ksmiami: I’m not sure that’s enough to fix this. This is a corporation whose culture is not in alignment with modern industry needs. That’s why SpaceX has been successful – their culture developed in the modern setting.

    What we need is a brand new jet provider startup. And if we don’t encourage it, then Comac is going to fill that gap.

  156. 156.

    raven

    December 20, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    @Jay: My neighbor died last week and his wife is stuck in a house that has been falling apart for a decade. Sashes rotted, soffits with big holes, and a roof that is really bad. They are old, really big, shingles and I keep thinking he didn’t do anything because it would have been so costly. How do I find out

     

    ETA, I messaged the guy who did a roof on just his porch and he just said they were not asbestos.

  157. 157.

    Llelldorin

    December 20, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    To be fair, I can see Trump’s point about LEDs. 20 years ago under incandescent bulbs I looked like a relatively thin man in his 20s. Now I look like a much heavier man in his mid-forties.

    Dammed LEDs.

  158. 158.

    raven

    December 20, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    @Llelldorin: Yea, since I retired I’ve let my beard and hair grow but it doesn’t look like it did in the 70’s!

  159. 159.

    JPL

    December 20, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    @germy:  Go with what makes you comfortable.

  160. 160.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 20, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    @raven:

     

    Oh, great news just before the holidays!

    (Well, actually, great news any time of the year.)

  161. 161.

    Yutsano

    December 20, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    @barb 2: Washington State has really high voter participation rates. Much of this is because of the vote by mail project. I honestly love it. It’s very relaxing to take your time on your ballot then either drop it in the mail or deposit it at a drop off station.

    I would like to tick that higher, but it is what it is right now. 80% is still impressive for the US.

  162. 162.

    germy

    December 20, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    @Jay:

    Roughly half of the work I do get, is to fix work the customers ( commercial, residential) gave to other contractors instead, for “reasons”, or because the other “contractor” took their deposit (here it’s 50% of the job, upfront, by law) and ran.

    Why is your profession filled with so many incompetent and dishonest people?  I know incompetent/dishonest people exist everywhere, but does general contracting attract more than it’s share?  Or does it just seem that way?

  163. 163.

    Yutsano

    December 20, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    @raven:  O frabjous day! Calloo! Callay!!!

  164. 164.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    yup, it takes months to years of digging through a suspected Nazis social media and real life, to definitively out them as a Nazi. It takes months to years of the same digging to turn a photo of a Nazi at a Nazi gathering, into a real world name and person.

    A couple of days “investigation” isn’t an investigation, it’s a white nationalist wash.

    airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2019/11/12/airman-accused-of-white-nationalist-ties-loses-stri…

  165. 165.

    NotMax

    December 20, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    @Betty Cracker

    How did the Drunken Aunties confab go?

  166. 166.

    geg6

    December 20, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    I cannot express my love and admiration for Speaker Pelosi enough. Most brilliant politician of my lifetime. I’m in awe. And laughing my ass off. God, I adore her!

  167. 167.

    hitchhiker

    December 20, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Clinton could point at not just a thriving economy but also an $80 billion surplus.

    I want Democrats to start pointing out that what trump has done is borrow a GIANT bunch of money from our kids in order to make it look like everything is great. It’s as if you or I took out a million-dollar loan on someone else’s account and used the money to spruce up the house with no intention of paying it back.

    It’s easy to make it look like you’re doing great on somebody else’s credit card.

  168. 168.

    JPL

    December 20, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    @raven: Glad you heard and it’s okay .

  169. 169.

    JPL

    December 20, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    @hitchhiker: silly   Deficits only matter when democrats are in office.

  170. 170.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    …makes me suspect it’s possible they’re the other two registered Democrats in the county.

    Betty, do you actually know there are *two* other registered Democrats (which could be possible) or was that just an educated guess?

    Crossing my fingers for at least somewhat kindred spirits down the road.

  171. 171.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    December 20, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    @JPL:

    Like his call transcript!

  172. 172.

    germy

    December 20, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Paul Krugman
    @paulkrugman
    The Trump tax cut has completely failed to deliver the promised surge in business investment. But what’s driving the economy? An important, underemphasized factor is … government spending. After Republicans took the House in 2010, they forced Obama into years of austerity policies despite high unemployment. As soon as Trump was in, however, all that austerity came to an end (except for poor people) So one reason for decent economic performance under Trump is that the de facto economic sabotage of the Obama years finally came to an end.

  173. 173.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    Stuff is still screwed up (Android phone, Samsung browser): no paragraph breaks, no edit available, generic comment box showing (no V/T tabs).

    Thanks for the update!  Big surprise… I have questions!

    1. what does “no paragraph breaks” mean?  If you press RETURN twice, you should get the same amount of space you see on Visual when you press return.
    2. Does pressing the click here to refresh from the comment area not return you to Visual mode with the Visual/Text tabs?
    3. Is Edit never available on your comments?
  174. 174.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Heh. That was a total nonna move.

    That’s what I said yesterday, referencing that it would be what you would say.  But I spelled it wrong!  I wrote “nana”.  Sorry, I had no idea.

  175. 175.

    Betty Cracker

    December 20, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    People on Twitter: have you noticed a huge uptick in MAGAts trying to follow you? One or two every now and then has been normal for me until the last week or so. But recently, there’s been a daily onslaught, and I’m trying to figure out why. I block them on sight. I don’t have all that many followers, so I can’t see why they’d target me for any reason. It’s weird.

  176. 176.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    December 20, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    @raven:

    Good

  177. 177.

    Ella in New Mexico

    December 20, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    @Kent:

    Pelosi has to be up there with Clinton and Obama as one of the 3 best Democratic politicians of the past 50 years.   She is just masterful.

    And to think we had so many folks in the party saying she was too old and we needed to dump her brilliance for someone with new and exciting ideas. ;-)

  178. 178.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    @germy:

    the “system” is rigged to support it.

    on the Customer side there are no shortage of people willing to pay under the table, ( tax cheating), pay “extra” for code and permit violations, hire the lowball, ignore advice and rules, too lazy to do due dilligence.

    on the Contrator side, you can cheat the labour codes, taxes, customers, suppliers, building codes, evade liability through LLC’s and just skip across the border when things get hot.

    And no matter who is doing the Criming, 99.8% of it is Civil not Criminal and the 0.02% that is Criminal, almost never get’s prosecuted because it’s easier to go after a homeless shoplifter.

    still, there’s less criming and scamming in the Industry than you would think, it just get’s a lot of biased media coverage* and there is enough that it makes it hard for some good people in the niche areas of the business.

    *it’s most peoples largest asset and debt. As an example of biased coverage, in Canada, customer theft from grocery stores, ( not professional thefts), cost the industry $120 million last year. Hundreds of stories covering not just individual cases, but trends. On the other hand, the grocery industry stole $2 billion dollars from employees in wage theft. Half a dozen stories about that.

  179. 179.

    Gelfling 545

    December 20, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    I’m betting that his advisors are urging him to decline this additional opportunity to make an ass of himself on national television.

  180. 180.

    Duane

    December 20, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    @Jay: We played the punch-in-the-arm game in junior high. By high school you were a stupid kid for playing it. If the military  institutes believe that’s what was happening they’re incompetent, or maybe “OK” with it.

  181. 181.

    Suzanne

    December 20, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    It would be awesome if they could kick off the Senate trial the day of the SOTU. I want them to goad him into completely flipping his shit. Must-see TV.

  182. 182.

    opiejeanne

    December 20, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    @raven:  Yay! Glad to hear it’s just a cyst.

    Getting some weirdness checked out this afternoon. Been losing weight (yay) too quickly (boo!) but I can’t see where. Probably muscle loss (double boo), but I also can’t stand food right now. I feel like I’m starving but I can’t eat much, have a pain in my stomach exactly like when I was being treated for Hep C with Interferon and Ribavirin, but I’m only being treated for pre-diabetes and I’m worrying that it’s no longer pre. Dry mouth, thirsty all the time, and having to pee every 40 minutes. Something is wrong.

  183. 183.

    Ella in New Mexico

    December 20, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    People on Twitter: have you noticed a huge uptick in MAGAts trying to follow you?

    No, but what’s weird is all the sexy-porn-star types I DO get and I have no idea why, really :-D

  184. 184.

    CaseyL

    December 20, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    @opiejeanne: Yikes! You didn’t have any of that in October, as I recall, so whatever it is came on pretty fast. I hope your doctors figure it out and you can get healthy again!

  185. 185.

    J R in WV

    December 20, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    @germy:

     

    l connections deep in the stove/oven. I’m really worried about it being hooked up again, gas accumulating, and causing an explosion.

    Am I a worry wart?

    Probably, but that’s better than being oblivious to danger. If you live in town, your natural gas is odorized, and will smell strongly. You can run a little gas out of a tap on top of the stove without lighting it, to see what it smells like. Then just pay attention to the aroma in your kitchen. If you don’t smell the odor of the gas, you don’t have to worry.

    You can also call your gas company and ask for help. They don’t want your house to blow up either, maybe not as hard as you don’t want it, but still. Stove get shipped to rural homes, bouncy trips on dirt roads, up steps into a house, without springing leaks inside.

  186. 186.

    Humdog

    December 20, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    @trollhattan: 
    Don’t you think, if this Rep was planning and participating in raising arms against the federal government, we should have found this out through an FBI investigation instead of a state house investigation? Interstate domestic terrorism should be the FBI’s bailiwick, right?

    Good to see the ranking state house Republican wasted no time in putting distance between the party and this miscreant.

  187. 187.

    Shana

    December 20, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    @Immanentize:  What’s really amazing about those light bulbs though is how they even make him look orange when he’s outside. In the sunlight.

  188. 188.

    opiejeanne

    December 20, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Isn’t there a ‘z’ in compartmentalize? Or is that an alternate spelling that I don’t know (there’s so much I don’t know)

  189. 189.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    @raven

    Sashes rotted, soffits with big holes, and a roof that is really bad. They are old, really big, shingles and I keep thinking he didn’t do anything because it would have been so costly. How do I find out

    Maintanence is always cheaper than replacement with a house.

    The “finding out” part, if you don’t have the knowlege, ( assuming you meant more than just the roof shingles, which you answered) consists of finding a bunch of different contractors, with good reps, have them inspect, recommend and quote, (quote, not estimate).

    The job priority should go in reverse of the disrepair. So roof first, because the bad roof probably sped up the sills and window sill rot.

  190. 190.

    Bill Arnold

    December 20, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    The weft, Bill? The weft?! What about the warp, man?!

    The warp is a given. Can’t see that, the weft is not an option.
    I’m playing on Nancy Pelosi’s description of herself in 2017:
    “I consider myself a weaver, like I have a loom. And I bring all these different threads together.”
    But yes, describe it however you’d describe the loom of the Fates, except less divine.

  191. 191.

    ET

    December 20, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:  Is the Nancy Pelosi version of Bless your heart?

  192. 192.

    Mnemosyne

    December 20, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    IIRC, the one “culture wars” issue that Jesus addressed was saying that divorce is bad, which the evangelicals seem to like to pretend never happened.

  193. 193.

    Cheryl Rofer

    December 20, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I have been getting a steady trickle of new followers on Twitter for the past several days. Tweetdeck doesn’t show me all of them – or maybe I just don’t watch carefully enough. Practically none are MAGAts, which I block when I see them.

  194. 194.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    a bunch of antifacist researchers released tools/instructionables on how to use lists, other Twitter features and apps to find, track, block, follow Nazis online, ( eg. The Report cheat to find and kick off Accelerationist death threater’s post Impeachment), by using hashtags, likes, loves, follows, comments as both aggregators and filters, to allow a mass “action” like following, rather than by one twitter account at a time.

    the tools and tricks work both ways, so as a result, using some of the “tips and tricks” a MAGAt can “follow” an entire network of people who interact via twitter in a couple of clicks, rather one by one.

  195. 195.

    Raven

    December 20, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    @opiejeanne: I’m glad to hear you are getting it checked out.

  196. 196.

    trollhattan

    December 20, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    @Humdog: 
    I boggles my mind how much leeway has been given this bunch, going back to the first Bundy standoff with folks aiming their weapons at federal officers. Then the Malheur acquittals. Bundy cattle still graze on federal land, our land, for free.

    I don’t understand how they get away with it all.

    It also makes me ponder the whereabouts of Matt Shea when they found the Spokane MLK Day bomb.

  197. 197.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    @Humdog:

    Until the Nazis started doing mass murder campaigns in Synagogs and Churches, the FBI was too busy investigating BLM terrorism, Ecoterrorism and Hillary’s Emails to bother with non-events like Nazi terrorism.

  198. 198.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    December 20, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    It’s good you’re getting that checked out. It’s not necessarily serious but it doesn’t sound normal either

  199. 199.

    jimmiraybob

    December 20, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    The good news is that his gives him plenty of time to turn the corner.

  200. 200.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    @raven:

    My neighbor died last week [. . .]

    Is this the ranty guy you saw them carting off a week or so ago? In any case, sorry to hear it.

  201. 201.

    Origuy

    December 20, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Have you seen this from a Canadian woman of Kashmiri parents?
    The Crisis In Kashmir Has Started A Conversation I Don’t Know How To Hav

    ETA Humdog beat me to it.

  202. 202.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    @Llelldorin:
    LOL. Thank you, reverse Dorian Gray!

  203. 203.

    Zinsky

    December 20, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    For a real creepy thought, try to imagine the violence that is going through Trump’s deviant mind when he thinks about Nancy Pelosi! I’m sure your most warped conception of what sexual assault looks like is a pale approximation of the imagery in Trump’s sick mind!

  204. 204.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    Prominent Evangelical Magazine Calls For Removing Trump From Holy Trinity t.co/d2uoR7qhmT pic.twitter.com/4BQwUkP8zi— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 20, 2019

  205. 205.

    NotMax

    December 20, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    @Betty Cracker

    Don’t know nothin’ about Twitter, so purely guesswork. Is it possible someone(s) might be using a bot to sniff out and follow people en masse by ZIP code?

    Thought crossed what’s left of the mind because of your past mention of the scarlet complexion of your area.

  206. 206.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    Subaru Diane habitually does the “Anglo” spelling. Probably from working for the Canadians so many years.

  207. 207.

    frosty

    December 20, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    @raven:  Good to hear that it’s nothing serious.

  208. 208.

    Fair Economist

    December 20, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    @Another Scott: 

    The CST-100 Starliner astronaut capsule successfully launched from Cape Canaveral in Florida, but an automated timer error, which Boeing could not immediately account for, prevented the spacecraft from reaching the orbit that would have put it on track to meet up with the space station.

    Knowing how lazy the showrunners have been lately, it will probably turn out they used a timer from the 737.

  209. 209.

    Jager

    December 20, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    @raven: 

    Bullet ducked.

  210. 210.

    J R in WV

    December 20, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    @raven:

    Glad you got a non-emergency hysteria result on your bump. Our family doc takes cysts out in his office, he enjoys getting a chance to do very minor surgery.

  211. 211.

    J R in WV

    December 20, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Space stuff is hard. But Boeing really needs to get its act together…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

    Sounds like the software guys who finished off (heh) the Boeing 737 Max control package were on this project as well…!

  212. 212.

    Yutsano

    December 20, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:  I’ve been getting followed by furry pr0n accounts lately…

  213. 213.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    December 20, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    @Kent: 
    I’m a Klobuchar fan girl.

  214. 214.

    Baud

    December 20, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    @Yutsano: Is that good or bad?

  215. 215.

    NotMax

    December 20, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    @raven

    Huzzah!

  216. 216.

    NotMax

    December 20, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    @Yutsano

    You know what you did…

    :)

  217. 217.

    Raven

    December 20, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    @J R in WV: Yea, my GP is a woman and I just decided to go on to the dermatologist and skip the referral. I’m sure it makes me a sexist pig but I felt a little better with a male. . .until the cute nurse came in and put the needle to me!

  218. 218.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    @WaterGirl:
    Note: I was reading/​commenting (with great effort) from my Android phone (Samsung S10e) using the Samsung browser.

    What does “no paragraph breaks” mean?

    Since the new site version came in, it appears that the comment editor wants to handle paragraph breaks itself. (I don’t remember seeing any instructions about this, but lately I’ve been cutting class more than usual.) In Visual mode, you press Return at the end of a paragraph and start the next paragraph on the next line, and the editor puts in some (possibly inadequate) paragraph space. In Text mode, if I pressed Return twice at the end of a paragraph before the next one, the editor would remove one of them upon posting the comment. Sometimes I would get paragraph space, sometimes not.

    In my comment at #132, “This is in line” is supposed to be the start of a second paragraph. No paragraph space. “Whatever the excuse” starts the third paragraph. Paragraph space inserted.

    Is it now the state that in Text mode we are supposed to manually put in our own paragraph spacing (two Returns) but not do that in Visual?

    Does pressing the “click here to refresh” from the comment area not return you to Visual mode with the Visual/Text tabs?

    I didn’t do that because it is new and I had not read down far enough to be aware of it.

    Is Edit never available on your comments?

    It is available sometimes. I can’t detect a pattern.

    Note: All of this is roughly similar to my experience with Win10/​Firefox (which I am using now), although I have not been on it most of today.

    Okay, I’m going to post this in Text mode with manually embedded HTML.

  219. 219.

    Citizen Alan

    December 20, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    @Duane: 

    I didn’t encounter it until college. It was a crazy fad for most of my freshman year and then disappeared. This was in 1987.

  220. 220.

    Jay

    December 20, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    Senate removes phrase ‘white nationalist’ from measure intended to screen military enlistees
    By Zachary Cohen and Jamie Crawford, CNN
    Updated 2219 GMT (0619 HKT) December 19, 2019

    edition.cnn.com/2019/12/19/politics/us-military-white-nationalist-ndaa/index.html

  221. 221.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    Okay, that comment came out perfectly after being composed in old-school text mode.

  222. 222.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    @opiejeanne:
    That sounds ominous! I hope they can get it figured out pronto.

  223. 223.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    @frosty:
    It’s only “nothing serious” when it’s on someone else’s ass!

  224. 224.

    different-church-lady

    December 20, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico:

    And to think we had so many folks in the party saying she was too old and we needed to dump her brilliance for someone with new and exciting ideas. ;-)

    It took them a while, but they were eventually able to distill their attitude down to “OK Boomer”, by which time it was too late to use it on Pelosi.

  225. 225.

    Aleta

    December 20, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    CC  Barr on that letter.  Though it won’t change his tyrant-serving claim that (if I understand correctly) separation of powers means weakening the Constitutional checks on presidential power.

  226. 226.

    Raven

    December 20, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    @Steeplejack: I would have felt a lot better if it was there!

  227. 227.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    @Raven:
    Uh-oh. I interpreted “junk” too liberally. And I thought you mentioned your ass last week. My bad.

  228. 228.

    Yutsano

    December 20, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    @Baud: They usually drop me after a couple days after I don’t follow back. So I’m in the benign neglect category with them.

     

    @NotMax: Have several friends who are out and out furry trash? :P

  229. 229.

    Yarrow

    December 20, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    @raven:  Excellent news. Glad all was clear.

  230. 230.

    Raven

    December 20, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    @Steeplejack: Not at all, remember my main goal is to get people to get treatment no matter how uncomfortable.

  231. 231.

    Yarrow

    December 20, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    @Kent:
    @Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony:  I thought Klobuchar did great last night. She knows how to fight. Liked watching her in action.

  232. 232.

    danielx

    December 20, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    @germy:

    Speaking as someone who has done contracting work…you need a new contractor. The stove and other appliances should be covered by drop cloths or something during working hours, and using your stove as a work stand is wrong on SO many levels. Your guy is a careless dipshit.

  233. 233.

    Chris T.

    December 20, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    @opiejeanne:  Yeah, that’s a pretty strong indicator that your blood sugar has gone out of control. It gets high enough, your kidneys start removing it wholesale. That produces the thirst and dry mouth and peeing and, ironically, helps you burn fat and drop weight which might help you get back out of the out-of-control blood sugar mode.

    (Unfortunately it does other damage in the meantime.)

  234. 234.

    Bill Arnold

    December 20, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    Poking a little more,
    Here an informal letter to all members of Congress, where NP signs it

    best regards,
    Nancy

    sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2019/09/23/trump-whistleblower-speaker-nancy-pelosi-letter-to-congress/

  235. 235.

    germy

    December 20, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    @danielx:  I agree.  And I think it was the last straw with my wife.  She’s been patient up to now, but she’s actually irritated, too.

  236. 236.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    @Steeplejack: 
    Okay, I am not logged in and am copying your text from 132. into a comment in text mode. I added an extra return between your paragraphs.

    That “game” excuse is lame. As I understand it, if you get someone to look at the gesture, you get to punch them in the arm or some bullshit. Who was this needledick meaning to “beat” by flashing it to the TV audience? Maybe the no doubt comprehensive report explains that.

    This is in line with how the fascists cover themselves with “It’s just an OK symbol,” “Can’t you take a joke?,” etc. Meanwhile on 8chan they’re like “LOL, fooled the normies again.”

    Whatever the excuse, I hope that guy is on KP or latrine duty for the rest of the year.

  237. 237.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    Now posting it again, logged in, in visual mode. Will it look any different?

    That “game” excuse is lame. As I understand it, if you get someone to look at the gesture, you get to punch them in the arm or some bullshit. Who was this needledick meaning to “beat” by flashing it to the TV audience? Maybe the no doubt comprehensive report explains that.

    This is in line with how the fascists cover themselves with “It’s just an OK symbol,” “Can’t you take a joke?,” etc. Meanwhile on 8chan they’re like “LOL, fooled the normies again.”

    Whatever the excuse, I hope that guy is on KP or latrine duty for the rest of the year.

    edit: No, it looks identical to the same text in visual mode! Only difference is 2 RETURNS to get the same space in Text mode that you get with a single space in Visual mode.

  238. 238.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 20, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    @raven: (happy dance emoji!) Glad to hear!

  239. 239.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    @Steeplejack: Thanks for the info. See my replies at #236 and #237.

  240. 240.

    JustRuss

    December 20, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

     

    the one “culture wars” issue that Jesus addressed was saying that divorce is bad,

    Note that was from a man who never married….

  241. 241.

    Bill Arnold

    December 20, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    @Betty Cracker:
    Idly wondering if they’re grooming their twitter account to make it look less MAGA-like by following subsets of lists of known progressives. That might suck for the accuracy of automation used to identify influence-op accounts. (And for human identification as well.)
    If you figure it out please let us know.

  242. 242.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    This morning I took the doughty Kia in for an oil change and state inspection, and things escalated. I drive only about 3,000-4,000 miles a year now, so the “oil change every 7,500 miles” or whatever doesn’t really work for me. I get it changed every year with the inspection (and check it during the year).

    Today the rep reminded me that the car has almost 61,000 miles on it and is due for the 60,000-mile “major maintenance.” I let her upsell me on that, and then later in the day she called to tell me about some “wear and tear” items that need to be fixed as well. All legit. I said okay, but then it turned out they didn’t have a couple of parts, so they’re keeping the car until Monday or Tuesday. I went back to the dealership and was given a new Forte as a loaner. So now I’m driving around in this fancy sled until the old K-Whip is ready. Weird.

    It will be spendy, but it’s better than buying a new car. I’m holding out for my next car to be all electric.

  243. 243.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 20, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    @Steeplejack: When in doubt, blame Canada! ?

  244. 244.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 20, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    @Yutsano: ?

  245. 245.

    debbie

    December 20, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    @Betty Cracker:
    Do not succumb! They’re readying their attacks! Block, Block, Block!

  246. 246.

    debbie

    December 20, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    @raven:

    Great news!

  247. 247.

    debbie

    December 20, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    @Immanentize:

    As has been pointed out, his son. You couldn’t find a better example of unearned nepotism if you tried. But IANAL.

     

    ETA: Never mind. Asked and answered.

  248. 248.

    J R in WV

    December 20, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    @Yarrow:

    We’re thinking about hitting Klobuchar up with a monthly donation going forward. I already contributed to Harris and Warren.

  249. 249.

    Chris T.

    December 20, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    @Steeplejack: All-electric is great. Wish the Leaf had better battery thermal management, and/or that the Bolt had nicer seats, but the Kia all-electrics look interesting and apparently the Hyundai Kona is nice.

  250. 250.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    Is it now the state that in Text mode we are supposed to manually put in our own paragraph spacing (two Returns) but not do that in Visual?

    Yes, that is true.  Text mode is just that, very basic, and we don’t have the control over the formatting we have in Visual mode.  So yes, basic WordPress editing requires you to hit RETURN twice. I think that’s how it was on the old site, too, but I wouldn’t swear to it.

  251. 251.

    TS (the original)

    December 20, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    @brantl:  She’s thanking him for his attention

    Looking at the linked letter for 2019, the final sentence was

    I look forward to welcoming you to the congress.  Quite the change.

  252. 252.

    Miss Bianca

    December 20, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    @Ella in New Mexico: I gotta gloat to my one sister who shocked me by trotting out the “Nancy’s too old, we need fresh blood” crap. Read her the Riot Act and told her, “just wait.”

    To my sister’s credit, she saw the error of her ways pretty quickly and said as much. So the gloating will be mutual, I’m sure. : )

  253. 253.

    Gbbalto

    December 20, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    @opiejeanne: my best wishes for the best

  254. 254.

    debbie

    December 20, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    @SuzieC:

    Were you living in Columbus when a foolish few tried to force restructuring of the city council? Instead of electing members at large, they wanted elections by district. To start, there would only be a handful of districts, all of which “just happened” to cover the few very conservative areas, such as Hilliard. It sank like a lead Trump Baby balloon.

  255. 255.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    @Chris T.:
    I’d like for them to get a little more range. Most of my driving is in a very small area around NoVA, but occasionally I drive as far as Philadelphia (160 miles) or Rehoboth Beach (135 miles). It would be nice to hit those with some juice to spare.

    And, since I live in an apartment, I’m waiting for charging stations to proliferate.

    I haven’t done much research, though. It’s just an idea at this point. The K-Whip (’09 Rondo) is great and should be fit as a fiddle after this rehab work. I hope it’s good for many more miles.

  256. 256.

    debbie

    December 20, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    That’s how it was at the old site.

    FYI, my only issue now is not being returned to either my comment or the comment I was replying to. I haven’t had to refresh once to see my comment or to see an edit.

  257. 257.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    @TS (the original): A well-deserved change, I would add.

  258. 258.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    @debbie:

    FYI, my only issue now is not being returned to either my comment or the comment I was replying to. I haven’t had to refresh once to see my comment or to see an edit.

    Do you mean that after posting a comment, you are left at the top of the post rather than at the bottom where  the comment box is?

    If so, it sounds like you still get the edit window on the comment you just posted, correct?

  259. 259.

    debbie

    December 20, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    Never mind.

  260. 260.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    @debbie: You’re getting repetitive!  :-)  What were you testing?

  261. 261.

    chris

    December 20, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    @raven:Good news! Also, ouch.

  262. 262.

    Mary G

    December 20, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I’ve been getting new accounts that look like bots (new account, no profile, few followers) but claim to be resisters. I ignore them and after a few days to a week they unfollow. Weird.

  263. 263.

    StringOnAStick

    December 20, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    @opiejeanne: 

    Dry mouth, thirsty all the time, and having to pee every 40 minutes.

    Those are classic diabetes signs. There are the “3 P’s”; Polyuria (peeing all the time), polydypsia (thirsty), and polyphagia (hungry;’ the only one that doesn’t fit is the latter but the weight loss is what finally made my dad get checked and he’s now a diagnosed Type 2 diabetic but well controlled. It’s definitely time to see your doctor. Don’t wait, high blood sugar damages so many things.

  264. 264.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    @Raven:
    As the skin cancer poster boy, I’m in total agreement on that.

  265. 265.

    debbie

    December 20, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    No. I’m taken to a random place. I can start keeping track, but I’m pretty sure that once I’m returned to, say , post #117, that’s where I’ll be returned to every time I post again.

  266. 266.

    debbie

    December 20, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    @WaterGirl:
    Just the spacing between paragraphs.

    ETA: I was just returned to #262. (Mary G’s post)

  267. 267.

    Gbbalto

    December 20, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    Results, damnit

  268. 268.

    dnfree

    December 20, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    @opiejeanne:  My sympathies, but yes, it sounds more serious.  Glad you are seeing a doctor because those are classic symptoms, even the weight loss.

  269. 269.

    snoey

    December 20, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    @trollhattan: 
    The Nevada trial fell apart when it was found that the BLM official in charge (who was by trial time an ex-BLM official after he was caught shaking down Burning Man) had had snipers aimed at the Bundys and withheld that and more from the defense.

  270. 270.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    What is this supposed to prove?! The whole theme of the problems that everyone is having is that the results are inconsistent.

    Whichever way I posted #132 (and I don’t remember now), I did the same number of returns at the end of each paragraph. I got bad spacing between 1 and 2 and good spacing between 2 and 3.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  271. 271.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    So yes, basic WordPress editing requires you to hit RETURN twice. I think that’s how it was on the old site, too, but I wouldn’t swear to it.

    Yes, that’s how it was on the old site—and on damn near every site on the Internet. The fancy Visual “one Return between paragraphs” is the outlier.

    I haven’t checked, but I wonder if this affects multi-paragraph blockquotes imported from other sites.

  272. 272.

    Chris T.

    December 20, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    @Steeplejack: The Kona’s nominal range (~260 miles) should usually be enough. Kelley Blue Book’s long term test shows that you can get 150 miles even in bad weather – see kbb.com/articles/reviews/2019-hyundai-kona-ev-ownership-review/.

    The apartment thing is the biggest problem here, unless you can get the apartment complex / owner to install a charging station. We have one EV and leaving the house with the “tank” full every morning is really nice. We have one gasmobile as well though, for longer trips (eg driving north to Oregon – there are enough chargers in the Bay Area, but north of Sacramento they really thin out until Portland) and because of the usual “two adults two cars” thing. It’s true that as nice as EVs are, they require more changes to the national highway infrastructure…

  273. 273.

    Kathleen

    December 20, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    @SuzieC: Hamilton County is another blue oasis. We may have the first (for us) all women County Commission, two of whom would be African American. We were blue in 08, 12 and 16, and voted Democratic down ticket in 2018. I keep seeing stats which report every election more Democrats cast votes than Republicans but gerrymandering results in Rethug dominance.

  274. 274.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    @Chris T.:
    Thanks for the info. I didn’t know about the Kona. I did know about people having bad experiences with cold weather cutting the range. (Teslas, maybe?)

  275. 275.

    Kathleen

    December 20, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    @raven: I hope that’s good news for you?

  276. 276.

    Jay C

    December 20, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: 

    Nancy Pelosi is the bomb

    The N-bomb, to be sure.

    I can’t think of too many politicians in this day and age who have that marvelous ability to deliver such a sick burn in such bland and formalistic language. With that last (stilletto-heel) kicker.

  277. 277.

    Chris T.

    December 20, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    @Steeplejack: Pretty much any/all EVs lose a lot of range in extreme cold. That’s the nature of batteries. (Future / hypothetical batteries, with different chemistries, might not suffer so much from this, but all existing Li-ion ones do.) Some EVs (including ours) can “pre-condition” the batteries if you’re plugged in and use your phone app to tell it to do so, but once you’re on the road and stop for lunch / pee / whatever, well, unless you stop at a charging station and pre-condition again…

    (In theory, ours should be able to get us to the ski areas around Tahoe—it’s under 200 miles, even if it is uphill, so preconditioning should take care of cold battery range loss. Once there, we should be able to plug in, and hence go home on one charge as well—plus it’s downhill, so maybe no need to precondition. But neither me nor spouse ski in the first place…)

  278. 278.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 20, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    @Immanentize:  In case no one has answered, Pat DeWine is Mike’s son.

  279. 279.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    @debbie: Hmm.  That’s not what should be happening.  We’ll have to take a look at that after holidays.

  280. 280.

    WaterGirl

    December 20, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    What is this supposed to prove?!

    I was testing out what I was telling you.  I confirmed that if you are in text mode, you can get spacing between paragraphs by hitting RETURN twice.

    And I verified that the spacing in the end result is the same as the spacing would be if you had used Visual mode instead of Text mode.

    The whole theme of the problems that everyone is having is that the results are inconsistent.

    Maybe it’s just the holiday spirit getting to me, but I am pleased to see that results appear to be a lot more consistent today, after the successful move to the server with significantly more space.

    As I’m sure you know, cache issues are tricky, and we are trying to get them resolved.  I realize that not everyone sees things in the same way, but to me today feels like a big step in the right direction.

  281. 281.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    The site does seem to be working since the change this morning.

  282. 282.

    The Lodger

    December 20, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    @opiejeanne: Get your blood sugar and A1C checked now. Also, have you noticed any changes in your vision? Leg cramps? Pester your doctor.

  283. 283.

    Dan B

    December 20, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    @Steeplejack: The Kia electric has a cold weather package and a range of 240 (??) miles.  Saw a test of one driving from Denver to Longmont(??) Pass in March.  The tester liked everything but a tendency to oversteer because the motor is so powerful.  My gearhead partner says that’s no big deal.

  284. 284.

    Steeplejack

    December 20, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    @Dan B:
    Good to know. Like I said, I haven’t done any research, just picked up odds and ends of information.

  285. 285.

    Ruckus

    December 20, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    To me it seemed he just didn’t appreciate those people who learned to think with the wrong organ.

    Using the colon as a brain and the brain as a colon just seems to be getting it wrong.

  286. 286.

    Mai naem mobile

    December 20, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    @Kent: I am not a Buttigieg supporter in any way but he’s got the presence to stand up against Orange Lump. I am of two ways with Buttigieg. I think being a Mayor of a non major city is too bug a jump to POTUS. I also think the gay thing would end up being a bigger deal than people are willing to admit at this point(I am talking about people >60 yrs old.) On the other hand I think Trumpov is such a total disaster and will be more so next year because i think the economy is going to slow down by election day, that a gay person can get elected. I am not sure a black man even Obama would have been elected if Bush hadn’t been such a total disaster.

  287. 287.

    susanna

    December 20, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    @Raven:  Good to hear you’re fine.

  288. 288.

    Ruckus

    December 20, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    @raven:

    This sounds far better than it could have been.

    Even if it’s probably not the most fun sounding concept. Personally I know that it’s difficult to find the better picture some days, boy do I know that, but when it walks up and hits you upside the head………

  289. 289.

    opiejeanne

    December 20, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    @The Lodger: I saw her today. She ordered blood tests for blood sugar, cholesterol (I don’t have a problem, but she’s being thorough), thyroid, and checking to see if my Hep C has come back. It hadn’t last year, it’s been negative since 2005, but again she’s being thorough. Got it done just before they closed, will hear the bad news next week.

    I’m afraid my Type II pre-diabetes may have suddenly jumped to type II diabetes. I can’t think what would have changed, but it’s only been about 2 weeks

    The last time my A1C was tested the numbers came back really good, and that was in May.

  290. 290.

    SuzieC

    December 21, 2019 at 8:00 am

    @debbie: Yes!  My deeply blue neighborhood (Clintonville, N of OSU campus) led the charge against it and it sank like a stone.  Even the formerly conservative suburbs, like Hilliard, turned blue in the last election and elected D state legislators.  All the suburbs of Columbus are now blue with the sole exception of Grove City (affectionately called Grovetucky.)

  291. 291.

    SuzieC

    December 21, 2019 at 8:02 am

    @Kathleen: Yes.  As our blue cities continue to attract intrastate migration I expect voting results will change over time.

  292. 292.

    debbie

    December 21, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    @SuzieC:

    Well, that is good news! I didn’t listen for their results based on past history, but now I can stop hating on Hilliard.

  293. 293.

    RobNYNY

    December 22, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    @Mnemosyne: 

    It’s a biblical inconsisntency. Luke says that divorce is wrong, but Matthew says that divorce is wrong unless the woman commits adultery. No word on the husband’s adultery.

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