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Worth Your Time

by $8 blue check mistermix|  February 10, 20209:53 am| 44 Comments

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A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then placed a camera in the elevator to record people’s reactions. pic.twitter.com/dahMN83SvX

— The Moscow Times (@MoscowTimes) February 10, 2020

This is really funny. For those at work: there are f-bombs in it (in English). Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    Nina

    February 10, 2020 at 10:02 am

    Be interesting to see the reactions to Dumpster

  2. 2.

    E.

    February 10, 2020 at 10:03 am

    I foresee a lot of accidental falls out of upper-level windows in that building.

  3. 3.

    TaMara (HFG)

    February 10, 2020 at 10:13 am

    Does it concern anyone else that it might not be safe in Russia to film those reactions? Or am I just paranoid?

  4. 4.

    henrythefifth

    February 10, 2020 at 10:17 am

    @TaMara (HFG): Totally agree with you.  It’s probably not safe for them.

  5. 5.

    zhena gogolia

    February 10, 2020 at 10:23 am

    @henrythefifth:

    Nah, he doesn’t bother with smallfry. It’s not quite Stalin-era. Yet.

    Какой великий могучий народ русские

    I especially love the last guy — his expression when he sees it is inimitably Russian.

  6. 6.

    O. Felix Culpa

    February 10, 2020 at 10:24 am

    @TaMara (HFG): My first thought too. Blur the faces, asshole Russian prankster.

  7. 7.

    O. Felix Culpa

    February 10, 2020 at 10:25 am

    @zhena gogolia: It’s the “yet” that worries me. There’s now public record against these people. A potential enemies list.

    For the record, such things worry me here too.

  8. 8.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 10, 2020 at 10:31 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: As an immigrant, USCIS, which is a part of the DHS has a doorstop on me and every immigrant. I saw it with my own eyes when I applied for naturalization.

  9. 9.

    NotMax

    February 10, 2020 at 10:35 am

    Calls to mind the old joke about complaints that stamps with Stalin’s portrait on them wouldn’t stick to envelopes.

    After extensive investigation, postal service inspectors determined the crux of the problem: people were spitting on the wrong side of the stamps.

  10. 10.

    O. Felix Culpa

    February 10, 2020 at 10:40 am

    @schrodingers_cat: It is worrying. And we have already seen multiple times over that rule of law and due process mean nothing to the current regime.

  11. 11.

    JanieM

    February 10, 2020 at 10:45 am

    WTF. Guy did that to me I’d be tempted to push him out a window. I know I’m old-fashioned, but filming and voice recording me without my consent, then sending the video out to go viral, is BS. Not funny when the government does it, not funny when some idiot does it. Even if it’s not Russia.

  12. 12.

    WaterGirl

    February 10, 2020 at 10:49 am

    @schrodingers_cat: What does doorstop mean in this context?

  13. 13.

    satby

    February 10, 2020 at 10:54 am

    @TaMara (HFG): yep, me too. It would be funny if he didn’t control everything in Russia.

  14. 14.

    TupeloPhoney

    February 10, 2020 at 10:55 am

    @WaterGirl: autocorrect for dossier, I’m guessing?

  15. 15.

    satby

    February 10, 2020 at 10:56 am

    @zhena gogolia: but they have a record of these people. And we have no way of knowing (do we?) If they gave permission to use the footage of themselves.

  16. 16.

    Amir Khalid

    February 10, 2020 at 10:57 am

    @WaterGirl:

    A big, very full binder that one could use as a doorstop.

  17. 17.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 10, 2020 at 11:00 am

    @WaterGirl:  A huge binder. With all my various immigration applications, extensions, address changes and the like.

    ETA: Amir Khalid got there first.

  18. 18.

    Kylroy

    February 10, 2020 at 11:01 am

    @satby: They were in a quasi-public space with a discrete but undisguised camera in the corner (based on the setup in the intro).  Not that reason has any place in Russian law, but I think this would probably hold up in Western law.

  19. 19.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 10, 2020 at 11:01 am

    @TupeloPhoney:

    Not that was not auto correct.

  20. 20.

    The Moar You Know

    February 10, 2020 at 11:02 am

    Does it concern anyone else that it might not be safe in Russia to film those reactions? Or am I just paranoid?

    @TaMara (HFG):  That was my very first thought.  And some others have mentioned they think these people are safe because they are “small fry”, not important enough.

    Even a cursory examination of who Putin’s intel people have had snuffed in Moscow over the last decade should disabuse anyone of that idea, that someone is not important enough to get a free tour of the outside of their high-rise, courtesy of state intelligence services.

    This “prankster” is an asshole whose prank is going to get people killed

     

    ETA:  shit, I wouldn’t feel safe if someone did that here, with a giant pic of Orange Caesar.  These guys didn’t get to where they are today by ignoring slights.

  21. 21.

    WaterGirl

    February 10, 2020 at 11:02 am

    @TupeloPhoney: That’s an excellent guess!

  22. 22.

    WaterGirl

    February 10, 2020 at 11:03 am

    @Amir Khalid: And you were right!

  23. 23.

    WaterGirl

    February 10, 2020 at 11:04 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

    A huge binder. With all my various immigration applications, extensions, address changes and the like.

    Let’s hope that’s all it is.  Trump is making us all paranoid.  Though it’s not paranoid if they are out to get you.

  24. 24.

    TupeloPhoney

    February 10, 2020 at 11:08 am

    @schrodingers_cat: huh, thanks — never heard that slang, although I’ve been a lawyer for decades.  Guess we don’t think huge files are that remarkable.

  25. 25.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 10, 2020 at 11:11 am

    @TupeloPhoney: May be its a Britishism. Since Amir Khalid knew exactly what I was talking about.

  26. 26.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    February 10, 2020 at 11:11 am

    I blogged about character-driven vs. plot-driven stories.

    (Spoiler: It’s a false dichotomy. As we see in the current administration, plot and character are two sides of the same coin.)

  27. 27.

    ziggy

    February 10, 2020 at 11:11 am

    But they didn’t touch it! In the US, if that was Trump, the portrait would be completely defaced by the end of one day (if it was even left in place!). Someone would surely take orange paint to it.

  28. 28.

    frosty

    February 10, 2020 at 11:19 am

    @schrodingers_cat: This is naive of me but does it get deleted destroyed or returned to the immigrant once he or she is naturalized as a citizen?

  29. 29.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 10, 2020 at 11:22 am

    @frosty: Does the IRS return your tax forms after you have paid taxes?
    No. I have a copy of all the applications they do too. For their record.

  30. 30.

    Amir Khalid

    February 10, 2020 at 11:24 am

    @frosty:

    With the current administration and its eagerness to revoke naturalisations for the slightest reason? If deleting such files was ever SOP, I’m sure it isn’t now.

  31. 31.

    mrmoshpotato

    February 10, 2020 at 11:27 am

    @schrodingers_cat: I thought Mittington Romneus III had a monopoly on binders.  No?

  32. 32.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 10, 2020 at 11:33 am

    @Amir Khalid: I don’t think any government has deleted these files. Immigration records are like birth, death and marriage records.

  33. 33.

    Ruckus

    February 10, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    @NotMax:

    If Russians have learned nothing else it’s how to hate most/all of their leaders. Only one Russian that I’ve known didn’t despise whichever leader had been in charge when they left and he was talking to another Russian at the time and that guy gave him hell for it. They know any election is rigged and that any leader gets wealthy beyond all reason, in a country where that’s not supposed to happen.

    I wonder if anyone getting on the elevator didn’t swear, openly or under their breath at that picture? Old women in Russia know fuck as well as anyone here. In my experience, fuck is the one word known around the world and used just like we do here.

  34. 34.

    Ruckus

    February 10, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    @ziggy:

    In Russia it’s easy enough to have a heart attack while being thrown jumping out a 5th floor window that doesn’t open. And it happens. There are people who enforce the respect that the leader is to be shown at all times. One can drown in the shower, eat rat poison while being held down, so many ways to enforce the admiration for the leader….

  35. 35.

    Ruckus

    February 10, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    @JanieM:

    How would you know who did it? Was it a prank or was it official? In a country where retribution is normal, one never knows. And even if it wasn’t a common occurrence, the people think it is. I’d bet every person getting on that elevator thought that if they defaced that in any way, they could die. And would they know, even if they saw the guy put it up, was it a prank or was it not? We don’t live in that country but dipshit thinks we should.

  36. 36.

    J R in WV

    February 10, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    USCIS, which is a part of the DHS has a doorstop on me and every immigrant. I saw it with my own eyes when I applied for naturalization.

    What does “doorstop” mean in this context? I’ve never heard the term used other than to mean part of a doorway.

  37. 37.

    zhena gogolia

    February 10, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    I really think you’re all overreacting.

  38. 38.

    WaterGirl

    February 10, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    @J R in WV: I had the same question!

    Amir answered it upthread:

    A big, very full binder that one could use as a doorstop.

  39. 39.

    J R in WV

    February 10, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Ok, that makes sense. kinda…

  40. 40.

    frosty

    February 10, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: @Amir Khalid:

    Yeah, I knew that was naive of me. All records are kept forever.

  41. 41.

    TerryC

    February 10, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    This could happen soon at a VA near me ?

  42. 42.

    SWMBO

    February 10, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    @frosty: Except the records for a DD14 (?) of one George W Bush. His file lost a lot of records that can never be recovered.  Strange, innit?

  43. 43.

    debbie

    February 10, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    Not a single positive reaction! That’s not what Vlad would have us believe.

  44. 44.

    zhena gogolia

    February 10, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    @debbie:

    It’s Moscow, I assume. not the “heartland”

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