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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Bodies Are Hard to Hide

by Anne Laurie|  May 12, 202012:27 am| 30 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Republican Venality, Trumpery

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Coronavirus infection rates are spiking to new highs in several metropolitan areas and smaller communities across the country, according to undisclosed data the White House's task force is using to track rates of infection, which was obtained by NBC News. https://t.co/9jiDO2CI0K

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 12, 2020

… The data in a May 7 coronavirus task force report are at odds with President Donald Trump’s declaration Monday that “all throughout the country, the numbers are coming down rapidly.”…

The 10 top areas recorded surges of 72.4 percent or greater over a seven-day period compared to the previous week, according to a set of tables produced for the task force by its data and analytics unit. They include Nashville, Tennessee; Des Moines, Iowa; Amarillo, Texas; and — atop the list, with a 650 percent increase — Central City, Kentucky.

On a separate list of “locations to watch,” which didn’t meet the precise criteria for the first set: Charlotte, North Carolina; Kansas City, Missouri; Omaha and Lincoln, Nebraska; Minneapolis; Montgomery, Alabama; Columbus, Ohio; and Phoenix. The rates of new cases in Charlotte and Kansas City represented increases of more than 200 percent over the previous week, and other tables included in the data show clusters in neighboring counties that don’t form geographic areas on their own, such as Wisconsin’s Kenosha and Racine counties, which neighbor each other between Chicago and Milwaukee…

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., whose state included the nation’s highest-surging geographic area, said Monday that he has “felt no urgency” for Congress to approve another coronavirus response bill.

#MoscowMitch, I’m assuming, doesn’t intend to be in America (or anywhere with extradiction agreements) after November 3.

If a Bartender continues serving a Drunk and then the Drunk gets into a DUI wreck and kills a Family, the Bartender has Criminal Culpability.

Trump is the Drunk. He's killed 81,769 Americans.

52 GOP Senators are the Bartender, because they acquitted him and gave him the keys. pic.twitter.com/gKcg3ffKM0

— Tiger Justice (@JusticeTiger1) May 12, 2020

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  1. 1.

    trollhattan

    May 12, 2020 at 12:38 am

    Repeating myself from below, because puppeh–TBogg has a new basset.

    And our Rocco turned four today. They do grow up quickly.

  2. 2.

    Mary G

    May 12, 2020 at 12:42 am

    This guy has a great thread about the “counts” of various countries:

    That UK vs Japan comparison I saw earlier was so stupid but reality is people keep looking at league tables and making direct comparisons without offering any caveats.

    It’s a stupid thing to do and I thought I’d highlight how dumb it is.

    Take a look:
    — Danny Boy (@Care2much18) May 12, 2020

    Just a couple of examples:

    Canada: 69,958 cases, 4,992 dead
    India: 70,768 cases, 2,294 dead

    Canada has one of best healthcare systems in the world and has tested a whopping 25x more people per capita than India.

    A reminder that not all countries can afford to look hard for infections or count deaths.
    — Danny Boy (@Care2much18) May 12, 2020

    Belgium: 53,449 cases, 8,707 dead

    Peru: 68,822 cases, 1,961 dead

    Looks good for Peru on paper but utterly meaningless. Hospitals in Iquitos have no oxygen or antibiotics left ? People are dying agonizing, preventable deaths en masse and not counted ?https://t.co/4m8k72AG3J

    — Danny Boy (@Care2much18) May 12, 2020

    Sweden: 26,670 cases, 3,256 dead

    Chile: 30,063 cases, 323 dead

    Chile are the only country who went with “shameless tomfoolery”. They count dead people in Recovered lists, on the basis dead people can’t infect anybody. How many of those are dead??‍♂️https://t.co/ahX9aAP6yt

    — Danny Boy (@Care2much18) May 12, 2020

  3. 3.

    scav

    May 12, 2020 at 12:46 am

    The thought crossed my mind that the’ll have to build a skull rack in DC to honor their gods and leader that managed such a perfect — everyone he meets tells him so! — response to the pandemic.   So I looked it up. Perfect.  They’re called <em>tzompantli. </em>

    <blockquote> The tzompantli served three simple yet terrifying social purposes in several Mesoamerican civilizations: to publicly display the skulls of sacrificial victims, to honor the gods to whom the victims were sacrificed, and to showcase the military might and power of the emperor and empire. <a href=”https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/skull-rack-of-the-great-temple”>source</a></blockquote>

    Tzumpantli. We could ask Mexico to chip in for its construction. Or they could all be wearing red hats.

  4. 4.

    Mike in NC

    May 12, 2020 at 12:57 am

    By the time the death rate here has passed 100K, FOX News will still be calling it all a hoax. Fat Bastard cannot fail; he can only be failed.

  5. 5.

    Bill Arnold

    May 12, 2020 at 12:58 am

    @scav:
    Yeah, very much so. Here’s another:
    Feeding the gods: Hundreds of skulls reveal massive scale of human sacrifice in Aztec capital (Lizzie WadeJun. 21, 2018 , 2:00 PM)

    Armed with years of practice, detailed anatomical knowledge, and obsidian blades sharper than today’s surgical steel, they made an incision in the thin space between two vertebrae in the neck, expertly decapitating the body. Using their sharp blades, the priests deftly cut away the skin and muscles of the face, reducing it to a skull. Then, they carved large holes in both sides of the skull and slipped it onto a thick wooden post that held other skulls prepared in precisely the same way. The skulls were bound for Tenochtitlan’s tzompantli, an enormous rack of skulls built in front of the Templo Mayor—a pyramid with two temples on top.

  6. 6.

    Bill Arnold

    May 12, 2020 at 12:59 am

    @Mary G:

    That is an excellent twitter thread. Thank you for the link(s).

  7. 7.

    Roger Moore

    May 12, 2020 at 1:06 am

    @scav:

    Tzumpantli

    We could name ours the Trumpantli.

  8. 8.

    scav

    May 12, 2020 at 1:13 am

    @Roger Moore: I personally left the z in to needle him as it was so clearly a Nahuatl / Mexican term. But there is also value in a blunt force attack on the true brand plus the antli salsa.

  9. 9.

    Roger Moore

    May 12, 2020 at 1:20 am

    @scav:

    Subtlety is wasted on Trump. Go big or go home.

  10. 10.

    danielx

    May 12, 2020 at 1:21 am

    Under the GMTA heading…I was thinking earlier this evening that come November 4th there are going to be a shitload of private jets leaving the country with who knows what on board. And who knows who, also – there will probably be a large number of people who feels their interests are best served by taking up residency in Paraguay or someplace like that.

    In all seriousness – barring outright voter fraud and polling place violence by Trumpistas, which I by no means discount – I suspect the November results are going to be crushing for Republicans in general and Trump in particular. I further suspect we are entering the final smash and grab frenzy on the part of Republicans, because those who have a shred of self-preservation instinct are starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel, and it ain’t daylight. I mean, it’s no wonder Mitch doesn’t want to see any more financial stimulus. Another such tranche might actually do some good to normal citizens provided it was honestly administered and didn’t afford more than minimal opportunities for lining Republican pockets and well, can’t have that. Besides, more deficit spending, donchaknow, Republicans are against deficit spending, right? Bueller? Bueller?

    The next eight months (and almost as important, the two months following) are going to be the ugliest period in this country since the Civil War. Which we should all accept, right down in our heart of hearts – there is no length to which the Shithead in Chief and his followers will not go, no depth to which they will not sink.And I can guarantee you that the dearest wish some of those rifle-toting assholes have is to shoot some people. Or blow them up, or do away with them in various other ugly ways. “Them” would be you and me, you understand.

    I am so pissed right now. I thought I was good and mad back in the days when “loyal Bushies” were running the show in full display of arrogance, corruption and incompetence. I didn’t know what mad was, I’m finding, nor yet about arrogance, corruption and incompetence.

    Do I sound like a pompous ass, or just righteously pissed?

  11. 11.

    Chetan Murthy

    May 12, 2020 at 1:25 am

    @danielx:

    Do I sound like a pompous ass, or just righteously pissed?

    You sound pretty well-hinged to me, homes.

  12. 12.

    Another Scott

    May 12, 2020 at 1:28 am

    I mentioned in an earlier thread that Franken’s latest podcast is with Dr. Larry Brilliant.  He was part of the team that eradicated smallpox, so he knows something about pandemics.

    I just finished it.  It’s a very good listen, but kinda scary.

    • He’s teamed up with Andy Slavitt and a former GOP head of the CDC to argue for a $50B contact tracing and quarantine plan.  130,000 tracers, isolating people in hotel rooms, paying people to stay isolated, etc.  They want it in the next COVID bill.
    • COVID-19 is nothing like the flu.  It’s more like smallpox – spread by respiration, but can attack anywhere in the body.  :-(
    • There’s a huge risk of a second wave.  They discussed the 1918 pandemic and how the 2nd wave was 8-10x worse than the first, that premature celebrations made things much worse, etc.
    • Having a vaccine won’t end the crisis.  It will take years to inoculate 8B people, and unless everyone is inoculated then there will be future outbreaks.  We need to be thinking of 3-6 year plans to fight this disease, not looking 2 weeks ahead.
    • Different viruses have different antibody generation and virus shedding characteristics.  Nobody knows how much antibody response is enough; nobody knows when virus shedding is low enough with COVID-19.  Still lots of unknowns.
    • He expects there will be a vaccine.  But the first vaccine will not be as good as ones developed later.  Vaccine trials have lots of ethical questions unless there is also a treatment (maybe from blood plasma of recovered people) – you can’t ask hundreds of people to be infected with live virus to check to see if the vaccine works unless you have some sort of effective treatment if the vaccine fails.  We need treatments too.
    • He expects that antibodies will provide protection for 1-3 years like SARS and MERS vaccines.  But it’s just a guess right now because it is a new virus.  Still lots of unknowns.

    Some interesting other topics including his time in India and with the Grateful Dead.

    Well worth a listen.  The actual interview starts around the 6 minute point.

    https://alfranken.com/listen/epidemiologist-larry-brilliant-on-where-we-go-from-here

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  13. 13.

    Chetan Murthy

    May 12, 2020 at 1:36 am

    @Another Scott:

    like SARS and MERS vaccines.

    Wait, there are SARS-1 and MERS vaccines?  I thought none had made it out of animal trials, b/c “complications” ?

  14. 14.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 12, 2020 at 1:38 am

    Wow. Launch McTurtle into the fucking Sun for New Year’s.

    We literally left them a 69-page Pandemic Playbook…. that they ignored And an office called the Pandemic Preparedness Office… that they abolished. And a global monitoring system called PREDICT .. that they cut by 75% https://t.co/OD94v0UI4n— Ronald Klain (@RonaldKlain) May 12, 2020

  15. 15.

    Duke of Clay

    May 12, 2020 at 1:46 am

    I think the Central City, KY data is misleading. Central City is the home of the Green River Correctional Facility where there has been an outbreak. Last week everyone incarcerated or working there was tested. I don’t think that the spike represents community spread. Aside from that point though, I think the article represents a troubling trend.

  16. 16.

    West of the Rockies

    May 12, 2020 at 1:57 am

    @danielx:

    I feel the same.  Thought I loathed Bush/Cheney. I would choose them over Trump 100 out of 100 times.

    I hope you’re right about Fat Donny getting crushed in November.  I think you’re right, but the media (which loves a horse race) continues to produce articles to make the race sound close.

    But…  Trump has not built his base one iota.  He’s down in Michigan, Florida, Arizona, Wisconsin…

    Biden is Catholic and will take a sizeable number of Catholic voters from Trump.

    Trump HAS TO have lost some Latino voters.

    Biden is leading among older voters 65+, a group Clump won last time.

    This absolutely should spell a crushing defeat for the dotard.

  17. 17.

    Another Scott

    May 12, 2020 at 1:59 am

    @Chetan Murthy: I might have mis-heard him, but I’m pretty sure that’s what he said.

    He may be referring to stuff like this:

    https://www.niaid.nih.gov/diseases-conditions/coronaviruses-therapeutics-vaccines

    NIAID scientists at Rocky Mountain Laboratories are collaborating with Oxford University investigators on the development of a chimpanzee adenovirus-vectored vaccine candidate against COVID-19. In addition, NIAID-supported scientists also are working to see if vaccine candidates developed for SARS are effective against COVID-19.

    Grantees studying MERS are working to develop vaccines that target the viral Spike protein of a live, attenuated MERS vaccine, which is a type of vaccine that contains a version of the living microbe that has been weakened in the lab so it cannot cause disease. Grantees and NIAID VRC investigators are using knowledge learned from SARS vaccine development to create MERS treatments. One method for MERS uses neutralizing monoclonal antibodies—developed from a recovered MERS patient and immunized rhesus macaques—that target multiple sites on the virus S protein.

    Dunno. I’m not an MD. :-)

    HTH.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  18. 18.

    Mary G

    May 12, 2020 at 2:00 am

    @Duke of Clay: If the workers are going home to families, it’s spreading at the very least that far. And are all the Republicans there obeying the governor’s stay at home order?

  19. 19.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 12, 2020 at 2:16 am

    @West of the Rockies: Hell, so many times I’ve wanted W back and I FUCKING HATE that war-criminal administration!

  20. 20.

    Kent

    May 12, 2020 at 2:18 am

    @danielx: Yep.

    Also, WI, MI, and PA all have Democratic governors today.   In 2016 all three states were under unified Republican control.   One at least hopes it will be harder to steal an election in those states with Dem governors running the show.

    Also, pretty much every swing state has no-excuse absentee voting.  The states that have highly restricted absentee voting are all not swing states…like TX.  Not saying the vote in TX doesn’t matter.  Of course it does.  For every state-wide and local race.  But not really for keeping Trump in power

    The fall campaign is going to be an absolute shit show.  But Dems aren’t quite helpless.

  21. 21.

    Mai naem mobile

    May 12, 2020 at 2:36 am

    @Another Scott: i listened to that over the weekend. He mentioned the contact tracing work being pretty easy to train for. They even mentioned census workers.  We have the post office which goes everywhere. Why not put the post office to use along with census workers who also have to go everywhere? Ofcourse Lord Marmalade won’t let that happen because then the colored folks will get over counted and Jeff Bezos will get a bargain at the USPS.

  22. 22.

    Redshift

    May 12, 2020 at 2:41 am

    @Chetan Murthy: I was pretty sure I read there was a SARS vaccine, but by the time it was developed SARS had died down, so it was never used on a wide scale. But I could be wrong.

    I’m more confident I read that one of the possible reasons a covid vaccine might take less time than most is because of the work done on a SARS vaccine, whether or not it was completely successful.

  23. 23.

    Chetan Murthy

    May 12, 2020 at 2:52 am

    @Redshift:

    I was pretty sure I read there was a SARS vaccine

    Per this article, nope: https://theconversation.com/the-mysterious-disappearance-of-the-first-sars-virus-and-why-we-need-a-vaccine-for-the-current-one-but-didnt-for-the-other-137583

    Others have questioned why a vaccine is so urgently needed now to stop the spread of the current coronavirus when a vaccine was never developed for SARS.

    MERS vaccine completed first human trial (reported apr 2020): https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/04/200422132600.htm

  24. 24.

    Mel

    May 12, 2020 at 3:01 am

    @Chetan Murthy: The CDC and WHO sites both state there are no vaccines for SARS or MERS yet. Medical News Today had a pretty decent article out on April 10, doing a side-by-side comparison of SARS, MERS, and Covid-19, and yep: no human vaccines for SARS or MERS

    You’re absolutely right about the vaccine trials, too. Looks like the MERS vaccine trials at University of Texas (Galveston) never made it out of the mouse trial stage. The vaccine gave some protection, but in mice that became infected anyway, the vaccine caused the damage to the lungs of the infected mice.

  25. 25.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 12, 2020 at 4:00 am

    @West of the Rockies: @mrmoshpotato: If one is going to wish, I’m going to wish for an Obama 3rd term.

  26. 26.

    Sloane Ranger

    May 12, 2020 at 4:19 am

    Ah, but are these spikes in smaller towns and counties hitting Republican voters? If they’re not, it’s a feature not a bug as far as the GOP is concerned.

  27. 27.

    Brachiator

    May 12, 2020 at 4:34 am

    … The data in a May 7 coronavirus task force report are at odds with President Donald Trump’s declaration Monday that “all throughout the country, the numbers are coming down rapidly.”…

    Trump is delusional, but he will try to take his Sharpie pen to the numbers and continue to deny. Or he will try to use his standard empty bait and switch and talk about how the US has done more testing than anyone else, without any context or connection to control and mitigation efforts.

    But here is where Trump has a buffer. He might be able to keep getting away with his lies even if the number of virus cases continues to rise if hospitals are not overwhelmed. Even if the number of deaths increase relatively slowly by comparison.

    He will, of course, continue to take credit for the job that governors are doing.

    ETA: Earlier I heard this news report on the radio about the virus and prisons.

    According to reports, 70 percent of the prisoners at the federal prison in Lompoc, Ca have tested positive for the CoronaVirus. This prison, and the federal prison on Terminal Island, account for half of the cases of the virus in prisons. The virus swept through the prison fairly quickly.

  28. 28.

    Yutsano

    May 12, 2020 at 6:39 am

    @danielx: Anyone else thinking those 7 Senators who went to Russia on July 4th went to buy apartments in Moscow? No? Just me?

  29. 29.

    SFAW

    May 12, 2020 at 6:48 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    If one is going to wish, I’m going to wish for an Obama 3rd term.

    Would you be OK with President Pelosi’s term starting about six weeks from now, sort of as an interim? “One day the Murderer-in-Chief and his little vacant-eyed doggie tested negative, the next day they tested positive — how did that work? And the massive doses of remdesivir didn’t seem to work.”

  30. 30.

    SFAW

    May 12, 2020 at 6:58 am

    @Yutsano:

    Anyone else thinking those 7 Senators who went to Russia on July 4th went to buy apartments in Moscow? No? Just me?

    You Lie-berals and your elitist, unpatriotic something-or-others. What greater expression of loving America could there be than taking a trip, on our Independence Day, to a country that has been our closest ally for thousands of years? Being hosted by their Extremely Democratic and Benevolent Who’s Not Trying to Harm America Oh No He’s Not At All Leader?

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