You have my full support!
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 5, 2020
Not to pick on Mr. West, because he’s biochemically wired for the occasional grandiose overstatement.
Elon Musk, however, is hereby confirmed as a giant unrepentant dick.
Worsts July 4th party of the year…
pretty sparse crowd out here at this gun weirdo event outside the capitol in richmond. the speaker just cheekily asked how many people here are racists, expecting everyone to say none, and three guys in skull masks gave a hitler salute. pic.twitter.com/HviBVYtz0C
— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) July 4, 2020
Angry violent mobs with no respect for private property are boarding ships and throwing chests of tea into the Atlantic. Very Unamerican. Vote for me I will crush the mobs https://t.co/ZW3PH5nUU5
— Kerry Howley (@KerryHowley) July 4, 2020
His heart isn’t in it, and neither is his mouth, tongue, or teeth https://t.co/qVkgcKYJA5
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) July 4, 2020
Hello, Senator. Have you met Mr. Donald J. Trump? He is the president of the Vladimir Putin Fan Club, the Kim Jong Un Stanning Society, the Recep Tayyip Erdogan BFF Association and, I hear, of something else as well. https://t.co/IMwq1EFZFe
— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) July 4, 2020
Twice as many Civil War soldiers died of disease than died in battle but you go on with your bad self, ma’am. https://t.co/v5QQYdA0xU
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) July 3, 2020
bring it https://t.co/dsGop5dyJ9 pic.twitter.com/HYstz9ykjC
— Viridian Forest Autonomous Zone (@weedlewobble) July 5, 2020
Mike in DC
Mr. West has already missed the deadline to get on the ballot in a couple of states and most of them have deadlines in early August. I seriously doubt that he could get on the ballot in most states absent some Republican fuckery.
NotMax
“Sir, we strongly suggest – make that insist – foregoing the tanks in the streets this year.”
//
Carlo
Selling high explosives to idiots is a recession-proof business.
Jeffro
@Mike in DC: thank you. Much ado about nothing.
Well, except maybe it helps make the case for higher standards in the future… ;)
Counterfactual
Kanye West has a long public history of being bipolar and of noncompliance with his meds, and a long history of controversies.
West of the Rockies
@Carlo:
Somewhere in America, a drunk male moron is going to say, “Hey, I’m gonna put a sparkler in muh dick!”
Calouste
At one point in the future I’m going to be in the market for a new car. It’s going to be a pretty nice car, and it’s going to be electric. It is not however, under any circumstances, going to be a car that Musk has any involvement in.
NotMax
@Mike in DC
No worries, Adam Sandler announcing next week will blow this off the front pages.
//
Hunter Gathers
Elon Musk is going to be the first Bond villain to die by slipping on a banana peel.
Ladyraxterinok
Saw on internet—‘2020 hindsight’ we’ve misunderstood. In reality someone from future visited and left us a warning
Ken
@West of the Rockies: That’s close enough to Rule 34 that a website devoted to the fetish now exists.
(I ascribe to the strong or “Omphalos” version of the rule, which states that the website now exists even if it did not exist when you posted. Further, all evidence – video timestamps, comment history, google hits, etc. – shows that the website has existed for several years.)
NotMax
@West of the Rockies
Preferable to burbling “Hey, I’m gonna put a sparkler in your dick!”
:)
mrmoshpotato
@Hunter Gathers: LOL
Origuy
At least Pat Paulson made good wine. (And the winery still does; had a bottle a couple of weeks ago.) He was also funny.
?BillinGlendaleCA
It all makes sense if you remember that it’s not only the 4th of July, but also the full Moon.
mrmoshpotato
@NotMax: ?
West of the Rockies
@Ken:
I’m trying to imagine the ER conversation between doctor and patient…
Well, I guess what happens between a consenting adult and his pyrotechnics is none of my business.
JaneE
I do wish that every time Trump opines on “our history” someone would remind him that we are not the Confederate States of America.
Steeplejack
@HellfiModi on Twitter about Kanye West: “Can a man be triple polar?”
Martin
@?BillinGlendaleCA: Also a lunar eclipse. Peaks in about 2 hours.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Martin: Just a baby eclipse.
NotMax
@mrmoshpotato
Twinging from an injury of transitory import incurred during sleep last night led to me take them, so ascribe it to the aspirin talking.
;)
Martin
@?BillinGlendaleCA: Baby eclipses are still nice.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Some folk about a 1/2 mile south of me are putting on a really good fireworks show, been going on for about 2 hours.
ETA: I can see it on my outdoor security camera and my girls are NOT amused.
Martin
@?BillinGlendaleCA: I estimate 5-10 mortars a second going off here nonstop since about 6PM. If I didn’t know better I’d think Seal Beach was cooking off. It’s that loud and that sustained.
Aleta
Teenagers across the street set up a little tent city (so pairs could ‘socially distance’ I suppose …) and were projecting Hamilton on the side of their barn. Big picture. Like a drive-in movie for gen-covid-19 but tents. They had an intermission when they all went into the house for snacks.
Poe Larity
MagdaInBlack
Here in leafy green Arlington Heights, IL, police just came around and put a stop to the barrage thats been going on since about 6 pm. Residential neighborhood, setting them off IN the streets all around me.
I’m a fan of fireworks, but come on!
Eta: Im a farm kid, we shot ours out over corn fields.
Anotherlurker
@Poe Larity: W.C. here. Fireworks and tinder dry. What could possibly go wrong?
West of the Rockies
@Aleta:
Good for them! That sounds fun.
I watched the first 25 minutes today until my partner came home grumpy from a visit with her daughter.
mrmoshpotato
@NotMax: “It was the drugs, man!” ?
Comrade Colette Collaboratrice
This. Is. Insane. I have never heard/seen anything like these amateur fireworks, and I have been in Honduras on New Year’s Eve. WHERE did people get these explosives?
(I’m in San Francisco.)
Comrade Colette Collaboratrice
@Calouste: KIA NIRO!
,’MurricaKorea, fuck yeah!Chetan Murthy
@Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: IKR? It goes on and on and on. [in Noe Valley.] Goes on and on and on.
HumboldtBlue
@Comrade Colette Collaboratrice:
Are you on my family text thread?
Enough already.
mrmoshpotato
@Comrade Colette Collaboratrice:
@HumboldtBlue:
Obligatory
Mai naem mobile
Some people on my Nextdoor(yes,I know) were talking about professional fireworks people selling the big fireworks to amateurs because the.events they would have used them in got cancelled.
NotMax
@Comrade Colette Collaboratrice
Somewhat amazing that Kia managed to make it as a brand in the U.S., as KIA is so associated with military deaths.
Comrade Colette Collaboratrice
@Chetan Murthy: I’m on the other side of the Alemany Gap from you, in the Portola District. We are hearing the same indistinguishable series of loud bangs. This is fucking nuts. I mean, I love fireworks, but I’m done.
@HumboldtBlue: My family text thread is about how much everyone hates their quarantine hairstyles. ?
Achrachno
Besides cats and dogs, the numerous explosions tonight seem to be disturbing the local striped skunk population. Ask me how I know.
Comrade Colette Collaboratrice
@NotMax:
So is my family. Your point?
(Kidding, but not really.)
mrmoshpotato
@NotMax:
Wait. What?
NotMax
@Chetan Murthy
As they were wont to say on SCTV’s Farm Film Report, “they blowed up real good!”
;)
MagdaInBlack
@Achrachno: ?
mrmoshpotato
@Comrade Colette Collaboratrice:
Tell them to shave their heads and buy a hat. ?hehehe
NotMax
@mrmoshpotato
Just sayin’ it’s not a sequence of letters which elicits a pleasant reaction.
Comrade Colette Collaboratrice
@Achrachno: I heard a bunch of loud scuffling in the dead leaves outside my house the other night, and being of sound mind and excellent judgement, I ran outside barefoot with a BBQ fork thinking I was going to scare off the coyote that ate my cat last year. The two juvenile skunks that ran out from under my car (and rapidly back under it when they saw the crazy lady) … did not have the same plan for dealing with predators.
mrmoshpotato
@Achrachno: Ask you? OK! How do you know? Spare no stinky detail.
Kirk Spencer
@mrmoshpotato: Killed In Action.
MagdaInBlack
The front has moved east, they’re blowing up Des Plaines now.
Comrade Colette Collaboratrice
@NotMax: I hear you. I have relatives on the Wall.
mrmoshpotato
@Kirk Spencer: Ahhhh. That didn’t click.
Kirk Spencer
@West of the Rockies: Many decades ago I watched several young fraternity types have a contest over who could “fart” their bottle rocket the furthest.
Yes, you’re picturing it correctly. And I hear they’re running low on brain bleach.
mrmoshpotato
@MagdaInBlack: The river had it coming.
Mai naem mobile
I’ve completely turned off Elon Musk since I heard the piece on NPR about the treatment of injured workers at the CA Tesla plants. They use freaking Uber to transport seriously injured workers. Asshole is too tight to use an ambulance or even regular medical transportation. Also, this supposed billionaire was whining about the $600K he was going to lose on the employment grant he got from some California agency that deals with worker training. This was a little while ago when he got into the dispute about reopening the factory. $600K to him should be like what $50 means to the average person.
mrmoshpotato
@Kirk Spencer: I hope all the bottle rockets launched!
Enhanced Voting Techniques
Musk supporting West’s presidential run seems hilarious ironic to me.
Martin
I’d estimate 50K-100K mortars have gone off here this evening. Forget the cost, that’s a LOT of effort.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
It’s the Chines, they just love this stuff.
Kirk Spencer
@mrmoshpotato: As far as I recall, they did. No problems with duds or explosions too close.
But I invite you to look at the common cheap bottle rocket. A small rocket mounted on a cheap – very cheap – length of stick. And would like to you to consider one thing.
“Splinters.”
With that, I bid good night. And may you all be safe from the consequences of others’ stupidity tonight.
NotMax
@mrmoshpotato
Straight outta Tremors.
:)
NotMax
Neighborhood boomies begun only a few minutes ago.
Neighbors next door on one side usually go nuts and I end up finding paper and plastic detritus all over this yard for days, sometimes weeks after when mowing.
NotMax
@NotMax
Last year so much stuff was raining down on the cottage’s metal roof, for so long, it sounded like a hailstorm. Hoping this year will be more tempered.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
Speaking of Musk, this is why just don’t have the heart to get on the Musk hate train.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/tesla-no-longer-even-growth-121604978.html
What the hell does “moat” even mean in manufacturing? The big three went out of their way to kill electric cars for decades before Musk showed them how to make electric cars sexy and even then, when is the last time anyone was seeing polluting themselves in public over an the electric car they got from GM? Musk does a lot of dumb things like Virus denial, on the other hand there is a lot of stuff he is accused of that has that “what about her email’s?” vibe to it.
David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch
@Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: on the internet, where else. (link)
Comrade Colette Collaboratrice
@David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch: Already ordering for next year! (Or next week. Life is short.)
David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch
@Enhanced Voting Techniques: it might be an immigrant thing. about 2 miles from my house there’s a Latino neighborhood and from my balcony it looks like the Do Lung bridge scene from Apocalypse Now.
NotMax
@Comrade Colette Collaboratrice
Bastille Day will be here before you know it.
;)
mrmoshpotato
@Kirk Spencer:
Haha, I wasn’t saying it’s a good idea, just hoping no one had the worst case scenario.
Amir Khalid
These fireworks tales almost make me nostalgic for the pyrotechnic hijinks that people used to get up to when celebrating Eid al-Fitri and Chinese New Year during my kidhood. These hijinks all too often ended up in the emergency department of the local hospital, which is why they were banned when I was a young man.
oclib
@NotMax:
Somewhat amazing that Kia managed to make it as a brand in the U.S., as KIA is so associated with military deaths.
I remember in a college Marketing class, discussing the not.so.clever idea of trying to market the Chevy Nova in Mexico
mrmoshpotato
@NotMax: Tremors 3 :P
MagdaInBlack
@Amir Khalid:
I’m having similar thoughts. We had a lot of fun but wow! …how did we survive to adulthood ? ?
NotMax
@oclib
At the time Esso changed its name, remember reading they beforehand spent a small fortune researching every known living language on the planet, finding but a single one which employed a double x, and fortunately did not include in its vocabulary Exxon.
CaseyL
OK, the booming is going on in earnest here in North Seattle – none of it actually in my complex, but we have parks and cemeteries nearby, not to mention the enormous parking lots at Northgate Mall. Any and all of which could be launching points.
My kitties are very nonchalant about the big bang booms, possibly because they realize it’s not really anywhere near here. But they are both inside for now, which makes ME feel better.
Fireworks in this area, the really big impressive ones (though not “professional”) are sold at the reservations, from booths lined up along the state road. I’ve driven by the fireworks area run by the Muckleshoots; some of the booths get really fancy. I think the same families have the same booth in the same site every year. I’ve been told some families make enough over the 4th of July to pay their bills for half the year – probably not the case this year.
One year I was driving home rather late from a holiday gathering,. The firework buying time had ended and, near as I could tell, the sellers had decided to set off what was left of their inventory rather than pack it all home again.
The road was windy and not well lit, and ordinance was going off all around and overhead. Blossoms, bangs, roman candles, snake-in-the-sky looking things, things that whistled and roared as they shot skyward.
It was actually a hoot: I felt like climbing on top of the car and beating on some drums. Fortunately, I lacked drums. I don’t think the other drivers trying to navigate the field of fire would have appreciated it.
Kent
Speaking of GOP stupidity. Via Atrios:
This was last week:
This was this week:
frosty
@NotMax: And Exxon became known as the company with the sign of the double cross.
Ruckus
@Martin:
Over here in Covina I’m in hour 5 of nonstop noise from every direction. A lot of them do not sound like legal fireworks. As I said on another post, I’ve been involved in largish naval gunfire and some of what I’m hearing is, at the very least, as loud. I’ve also been standing very close to automatic small arms fire so while I do not have combat experience, I’ve been around combat arms. What I’ve been hearing does not sound like fireworks. Also I’ve seen few actual aerial bursts. I’m wondering how people could afford this, what with so much supposed to being shut down at least part of the last 6 months.
Montanareddog
@oclib: in France, the Toyota MR2 had to be renamed the MR. The characters MR2 in French sound like emmerdeur, which is an insult equivalent to asshole or motherfucker.
oclib
@NotMax:
why spend all that money when the Exxon brand is only used in the US. Esso is still the brand world-wide outside the US. I came close to doing a deal with Esso-Canada that never closed before I retired from the oil industry in `13.
James E Powell
@Montanareddog:
I’ve always called it a Mister Two.
Montanareddog
@Montanareddog: and I came across this clothing brand when visiting India:
Bumchums
Kent
Someone owned the militias today. Hundreds of them showed up heavily armed. The pictures in the story are something else.
Comrade Colette Collaboratrice
@Amir Khalid: @MagdaInBlack:
In the run-up to and aftermath of that NY eve in Honduras, I noticed a remarkable number of people with missing fingers or even hands.
And the steady chorus of emergency sirens has begun here. I wish they could make them harmonize with the car alarms.
Brachiator
From the UK obvious file, with implications for the US. The UK opened pubs and other establishments on July 4.
Yeah, some people are stupid.
However, you cannot easily shut this down. People are social animals, and I would hear interviews earlier with people who had stuff to drink at home, but desperately wanted to get out after being locked down for weeks. Also, when you have beaches, sports stadiums, etc still closed, you end up funneling people into whatever remaining venues are available, magnifying the problem.
You can try to shut things down again, but it might be smarter to come up with softer ways of trying to encourage more responsible behavior.
Fair Economist
@Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: The pros aren’t putting on many shows but the fireworks still got made, so they have been sold to amateurs. It’s been active around here. Biggest problem for me was when a flare launcher malfunctioned as I was walking past and started shooting in all directions, including me. I decided I wasn’t interested in what people were doing after that. At least it’s mostly quiet at midnight.
mrmoshpotato
Boom!
laura
It’s after midnight and still the explosions and small fireworks punctuated by gigantic thunderous booming. So done with it all. Just. Done.
MagdaInBlack
@mrmoshpotato:
Holy cow! ?
I lived in Melrose Park (IL) for 5 years and I swear it probably looked like that from the air, on the 4th. It was nuts .
Ets: all clear on the western front. Silence.. ?
James E Powell
@oclib:
Exxon was Standard Oil of New Jersey aka Jersey Standard. It was one of the pieces from the breakup of Standard Oil. When the pieces were separated, Jersey Standard could only use the Esso (Standard Oil) brand name in states where the other pieces weren’t using Standard Oil in their marketing. In those states, Jersey Standard sold gasoline under the names Humble and Enco and maybe something else I forgot. Anyway, they wanted to have one national brand name. The restrictions did not apply outside the US, so there they continue to use Esso.
mrmoshpotato
@MagdaInBlack: It’s quieted down in Chicago too.
Eljai
@mrmoshpotato: I’m in California. Shit, that means I have another couple hours of this. I may as well pour myself a drink.
oclib
@James E Powell:
yes, I’m very aware of all that. @Notmax stated that Exxon spent a fortune on renaming the US company from Esso to Exxon and researching different languages to make sure they didn’t look foolish in another language. My response was “Why”, when the Exxon brand is only in the US. It also reminds me of when Shell Oil USA spent a fortune on new names for their different assets. Their JV with Saudi Aramco became known as Motiva and their non-JV assets became known as Equilon. This didn’t affect branding, but did affect who I was trading with. It didn’t last long, but most of us in the industry were like….if you’re going to spend that type of money…pick me….I can do better than that….
Martin
It just means a difficult barrier to entry. In the auto industry the complexity of the assembly process is a real barrier. To efficiently build a car you need to design in such a way that it can be assembled in some dozens-hundreds of stations that each can do the task in 60 seconds, and you need a process to keep those station supplied with the components they need.
It’s pretty fucking hard. So hard in fact that it’s more or less the only real expertise that automakers have these days. And it has proven to be a good moat – Tesla really struggles with this part of making a car. Almost every other form of manufacturing either has much lower unit volumes that you aren’t as pressured to get every station to work as efficiently, or has sufficiently less complexity that the whole process isn’t that hard to pull off.
For instance, the iPhone has higher volumes, but because it’s small, you don’t need to move from station to station in the same way – one worker can perform multiple steps at one station and the production line doesn’t basically stop if that one worker has a problem with their step.
And to be fair, autos don’t have to be built this way, but they’ve established a set of expectations among consumers that cars be a certain way that makes them complicated to build, thereby making it hard for people to enter the market.
The Cybertruck is actually a good example of trying to break that. one of the most expensive parts of automaking to get into is the steel stamping process that makes those nice swooping panels that we like. Those machines are the size of a house and incredibly expensive to build and retool. But the Cybertruck is designed to bypass that step entirely and is made up of welded sheets of steel. It’s way easier to build, and much cheaper, and the kind of thing that you’d think consumers would embrace if it resulted in a cheaper vehicle, but we’re so wired to what a vehicle should look like that we look at it and think ‘that looks like shit’ and are likely going to reject the effort to make it easier/cheaper to make.
That’s a moat.
Brachiator
One of the local news stations here in Southern California presented an aerial shot of LA, showing the various illegal fireworks displays. Some looked quite impressive. The good thing is that they apparently have not set off any serious fires.
Martin
@mrmoshpotato: That’s what I had from 6PM until about 11:45. It was the wildest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. Still going on, but at a much lower pace.
Martin
@Brachiator: The whole point of bars is to be social. That’s their purpose. You can’t open them and expect people to not be social. The only thing you can do is not open them.
mrmoshpotato
@Martin: Just heard a couple muffled booms south of me.
Some people have been pregaming for the past week.
Martin
This is how you treat conservatives.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@mrmoshpotato: Still going on at 1:35am.
Ruckus
@Martin:
It’s 1:35 am and they are still going off around here. Up until about 30 minutes ago they were still very loud and sounding close.
Betty Cracker
Pick on West all you want. His disorder is common, and almost all who live with it manage to avoid becoming useful idiots to monsters, so I think we can chalk that up to a character defect.
Anne Laurie
@Betty Cracker: My mom was bipolar. I grew up to believe that the only thing worse than living with a bipolar individual was being that bipolar individual. It’s a lot more fun, as a ‘performance’, from a safe distance! — which is why I thorough despise people like Musk, who treat such outbursts as if they were intended to be entertainment just for them.
There go two miscreants
@Kent: Dead thread, but anyway: by now the bikers etc. will have persuaded themselves that they scared the “antifa” away. Can’t admit that they were punk’d.
Another Scott
Lot and lots of close fireworks here in NoVA last night. We heard the stuff from Mt. Vernon/Ft. Washington and maybe even stuff on the Mall. And stuff in the neighborhood. It seemed to last longer than usual (past 10 PM?). Lots of detritus in many streets and driveways this morning. A couple of crows were eating from a broken watermelon in the street as well (one was apparently a youngster, making all kinds of racket to its parent – FEED ME!!1).
Then I woke up this morning to droning/rattling machinery noises. Someone has been renovating a house down the street for months and they were doing something with new concrete this morning starting 8 AM. It looks like the county rule is that they can’t be making noise before 7 AM, but that’s still pretty early.
Grr…
Cheers,
Scott.
Miss Bianca
Wow…well, my 4th was very quiet. Altho’ I hear that the unofficial “parade” in town (read, “angry white people couldn’t get a permit so they decided to throw a Freedom Tantrum and call it a ‘protest'”) was pretty lit. I was hoping no one would show up, but apparently some genuine BLM-type protestors showed up as well. I wouldn’t know, I was staying the hell away from it all.
We had a big rainstorm in the afternoon, kind of wish it had been all day. But we wouldn’t have had fireworks over the lake this year even discounting the rain – between the Stage Two fire ban and the fire department deciding that they didn’t want to deal with it any more, no fireworks, planned or unplanned, went off at all. Not even any nutters shooting off their guns or other armaments.
So all we got at the Mountain Hacienda was a nice, socially-distanced neighborhood gathering in one of our neighbors’ garages – complete with individually-plastic-wrapped trimmings for the burgers, a touch I appreciated.
In a normal year the gathering would have been up here, because of the spectacular view of the fireworks we would get from our deck, but…not a normal year, obvs. I wonder when we’ll get anything like a “normal year” again, at this point.
Another Scott
Eyes on the prizes.
Cheers,
Scott.
artem1s
@Enhanced Voting Techniques:
Honda put the first hybrid into mass distribution in the US in 1994. The US car companies spent the next 10 years screaming about how the batteries were going to fail and cost the owners thousands to replace (like a transmissions never wear out and aren’t expensive to replace, FFS). GM had a pretty good electric car in the 80’s but they didn’t want to put any R&D into battery research and tech so they did everything they could to kill the idea that electric was feasible. Meanwhile, Honda has been steadily improving their battery tech and produce 3 regular hybrids and 1 plug in hybrids that are affordable to the average consumer. Musk’s greatest achievement has been in making electric sexy AND game altering battery tech. The cars aren’t even the most exciting result of the improved battery tech. I wish he were putting as much marketing attention into his solar roof tiles. That’s tech that could revolutionize the entire construction industry and it’s all possible because of the storage capacity of the batteries developed for the cars. He may be an enormous putz, but the battery tech isn’t going away and may be the biggest part of the puzzle to normalizing sustainable and renewable energy tech for a higher percent of the consumer market, in multiple industries.
Ruckus
@Mai naem mobile:
The uber wealthy have different ideas about money and who owns/controls it that those of us who have physical jobs/work for others. Like them.
Elon is one of them. His cars are nice, he is advancing the technology, his success has given birth to rather massive growth in the electric car business. As more people recognize their value as transportation, primarily due to technology that allows them to work well and have lower overall cost of ownership and as the infrastructure grows, the percentage of electric vehicles will grow, possibly exponentially. The cost of batteries has gone down very dramatically over the last decade, and production up, which is the biggest hurdle to the cars.