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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2020 / If I May Have Your Attention: An Important Message From the Current President of the United States

If I May Have Your Attention: An Important Message From the Current President of the United States

by Adam L Silverman|  July 30, 20202:29 pm| 217 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Food, Humorous, Open Threads, Racial Justice

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Support Patio Pizza and its wonderful owner, Guy Caligiuri, in St. James, Long Island (N.Y.). Great Pizza!!! @Varneyco

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 30, 2020

Everybody move out sharply!

Break

For those of you unable to watch (and if you are not watching it, what is wrong with you?!?!?!?!), President Obama just leveraged both Presidents Bush to smack Chief Justice Roberts, as well as Senator McConnell and his current Republican majority in the Senate on the former’s gutting the Voting Rights Act and the latter’s failure to fix it. And challenging the latter to now pass the John Lewis Voting Rights Act of 2020.

Open thread!

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  1. 1.

    Professor Bigfoot

    July 30, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    Barack definitely brought the fire this afternoon.

  2. 2.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 30, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    For those of you unable to watch (and if you are not watching it, what is wrong with you?!?!?!?!), President Obama just leveraged both Presidents Bush to smack Chief Justice Roberts, as well as Senator McConnell and his current Republican majority in the Senate on the former’s gutting the Voting Rights Act and the latter’s failure to fix it. And challenging the latter to now pass the John Lewis Voting Rights Act of 2020.

    B-but the Iraq War! Bush was a war criminal! This just proves that both parties are exactly the same! No matter who wins we all lose. Biden will only continue the corrupt imperialistic policies that BOTH parties have had for decades! Standing Rock happened under Obama’s watch but you limousine liberals barely cared then. Blue MAGA!

    /clueless Rose Twitter Brigade

    More seriously I love this reply to that tweet:

    Jeff Tiedrich
    @itsJeffTiedrich

    4h

    Replying to

    @realDonaldTrump
    and
    @Varneyco

    Herman Cain just died from the virus you called a hoax and no worse than the flu. WEAR A MASK, DOOFUS

  3. 3.

    JoyceH

    July 30, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    Um…. WHY is Trump flacking for some local pizza joint?

  4. 4.

    japa21

    July 30, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    I wouldn’t doubt it if more people watched this funeral than Trump’s inauguration. At least I think we should make sure Trump thinks that.

  5. 5.

    Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD)

    July 30, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    I really hope 2020 is a rout.

  6. 6.

    West of the Rockies

    July 30, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    Wow. Way to cheapen the office, Donny. So weird that I don’t recall Obama (either Bush, Clinton, Reagan, either Roosevelt, or either Adams) hocking business interests on White House time.

  7. 7.

    Chyron HR

    July 30, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    But I thought “Pizza” was a secret liberal codeword for child molestation?

  8. 8.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    @JoyceH: I like the fact that he had to, or he had Scavino or Scavino realized he had to, put NY in parentheses because the President’s supporters in the middle of nowhere won’t have any idea where Long Island is.

  9. 9.

    Quinerly

    July 30, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    @JoyceH: it was a direct smack at the Godfather Pizza guy dying of Covid. ?

    And to think Cain gave his life for Trump by attending that Tulsa Rally.

     

    Thoughts and prayers.

  10. 10.

    Ken

    July 30, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    @JoyceH: I assume they paid him.

  11. 11.

    kindness

    July 30, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Republicans no longer have any shame.  I’m not sure they ever did have any, they just used to claim they could muster it up.

  12. 12.

    JPL

    July 30, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    The WH press corp was called to the WH a hour ago, but so far no word why.    Did pissy pants staff drug him?

  13. 13.

    Roger Moore

    July 30, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    @Ken:

    I assume they paid him.

    Or they paid whoever is tweeting for him today.

  14. 14.

    Yutsano

    July 30, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    @Quinerly: Jeebus. I forgot how petty he is. And sorry if I get back to New York I’m getting pizza where the Italians are. In Brooklyn.

  15. 15.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    @West of the Rockies: If they were making a trip and stopping in someone’s restaurant or store or shop they would. But they didn’t have a history of doing erratic things on official time.

  16. 16.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    @Chyron HR: The tweet is definitely going to set the QAnon nuts off.

  17. 17.

    JPL

    July 30, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    CBS said the speech was a tribute to Lewis and a call to action.   I think it was Margaret Brennan who mentioned that Lewis was arrested 45 times for the right to vote and we should not forget that.

  18. 18.

    BigJimSlade

    July 30, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    Boycott Patio Pizza!  Trump likes it.

  19. 19.

    LuciaMia

    July 30, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    Watching the honor guard carrying  John Lewis’ casket, representing the branches of the military. Was just curious, could they volunteer for this or be assigned?

  20. 20.

    piratedan

    July 30, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    @JPL: my guess is so that they would not be in attendance to the Lewis memorial.  Why would Trump want “his” press corps seeing that?  Might remind the reporters that getting answers to questions used to happen in this country… can’t have that.

  21. 21.

    JPL

    July 30, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    This is from pissy pants

    My friend Herman Cain, a Powerful Voice of Freedom and all that is good, passed away this morning. Herman had an incredible career and was adored by everyone that ever met him, especially me. He was a very special man, an American Patriot, and great friend. I just got off……the phone with his amazing wife Gloria, daughter, Melanie, and son Vincent to express my deepest condolences to the entire family.

  22. 22.

    LeftCoastYankee

    July 30, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    I hope some local reporter with a long memory follows up with this guy when his pizza business slowly dies from lack of business.

    Jeez, it’s not like there isn’t a really good pizza joint in every strip mall on Long Island.

    Trump really is a human plague….

  23. 23.

    JPL

    July 30, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    If the current president were to suddenly die, what past presidents would attend his funeral?

  24. 24.

    Amir Khalid

    July 30, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    @Ken:

    What’s the going rate to have POTUS endorse your pizza parlour with the local clientele?

  25. 25.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    Also, when I lived in Bethpage, I’d go and get pizza at Pappardelle’s, which is just across the street from the LIRR stop in Bethpage. In case anyone was curious.

  26. 26.

    Amir Khalid

    July 30, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    @JPL:

    With Trump, what past presidents would want to?

  27. 27.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 30, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    @JPL:

    Zombies Andrew Jackson and Woodrow Wilson?

  28. 28.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    @LeftCoastYankee: Yep. You can point in any direction in Long Island and wind up pointing at a decent to very good to excellent pizza place.

  29. 29.

    KayInMD (formerly Kay (not the front-pager))

    July 30, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    Obama’s eulogy was such a smack in the head. I so miss having a real president, and it’s such a walk into a glass door to realize what we’ve lost in 4 short years.

    But President Obama’s eulogy/speech was a call to action that we (or at least I) have needed. It was a high-level map and call-out of steps we need to take Right. Now. as a minimum to get back on track.

    And it was an elixir to hear from a real president again.

  30. 30.

    Yutsano

    July 30, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    @JPL: I think they would probably show up out of protocol but not speak. What would any one of them have to say really?

  31. 31.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    @JPL: Andrew Jackson.

  32. 32.

    germy

    July 30, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    New York restaurant owner canceled for flying Trump flag
    The Long Island community rallied around Patio Pizza after it was targeted by the cancel culture

  33. 33.

    Snarki, child of Loki

    July 30, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    @JPL: “If the current president were to suddenly die, what past presidents would attend his funeral?”

    They might want to be sure that he’s really, most sincerely, dead.

  34. 34.

    Keith P.

    July 30, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Who the hell would take pizza recommendations from someone who puts ketchup on a well-done steak?

  35. 35.

    LeftCoastYankee

    July 30, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    @Yutsano:

    There’s a metric shit ton of Italian Americans on Long Island, and in IMHO the pizza is better and cheaper.

    It’s pretty much the highlight of the place (I grew up there), along side awesome bagels.

    But there were always better bagel shops and delis in the city.

  36. 36.

    germy

    July 30, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    @JoyceH:

    Um…. WHY is Trump flacking for some local pizza joint?

    He flew a trump flag at his business and took some criticism for it.

    Trump is just honoring his sacrifice.

  37. 37.

    Jay C

    July 30, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    @JoyceH:

     

    I read somewhere today this this guy Guy had gotten some local flak in LI for some Trump flag or sign he had decorated defaced his pizzeria with, so I guess Donny felt he ought to give him a shout-out just to MAGA (Make Antipasto Great Again??)….

  38. 38.

    Ken

    July 30, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    @JPL: @Amir Khalid: I imagine several would attend, and for the same reason as the Lampert funeral in Charade.

  39. 39.

    Elizabelle

    July 30, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    @JPL:   Depends on whether they want to fly to Moscow.

  40. 40.

    LeftCoastYankee

    July 30, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    Oooh, just looked at their website, that’s not good pizza. Orange (probably cheap cheddar) in the cheese… no no.

    Totally fascist way to make pizza.  :)

  41. 41.

    Yutsano

    July 30, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    @LeftCoastYankee: I haven’t been back in that area since forever. I really need to go back. My Guatemalan friend Rodrigo is one of my NYC peeps who would love to show me stuff now. And get pupusas. Since that was our thing when I was in Baltimore.

  42. 42.

    JPL

    July 30, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    @germy: Maybe trump will name a military base after him.

  43. 43.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 30, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    @germy:

    “But, this woman took it upon herself to — not knowing me, not knowing my family, not knowing my grandchildren… She took it upon herself because she saw a flag in the back to try to put me out of business,” he said.

    Caligiuri added that he had not only the support of his local community which “rallied behind” him, but he’d received phone calls from around the country.

    “It’s really wonderful. It’s really humbling,” he concluded.

    So, that’s why. How fucking pathetic. Does he think these MAGA goons will be with him forever?

    And honestly? I hate the term “cancel culture”. Boycotts have been a thing for a very long time. That woman has the right to do what’s she’s doing. It doesn’t matter who the fuck he is or what his family is like. That’s like all of the “in their heart” bullshit. The fact that he decided to fly that flag in his place of business not only tells everybody else all they need to know about him, but basically invited blowback

  44. 44.

    germy

    July 30, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    The fact that he decided to fly that flag in his place of business not only tells everybody else all they need to know about him

    It tells me he most likely bribes health inspectors.

  45. 45.

    Ken

    July 30, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    @Amir Khalid: What’s the going rate to have POTUS endorse your pizza parlour with the local clientele?

    Given that we’re talking about the man who “won” Spy magazine’s cheapness test by cashing a 13-cent check, I’m guessing around five bucks and a coupon good for 10% off breadsticks with any large pizza (dine-in only).

  46. 46.

    JPL

    July 30, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    @germy: Maybe he just wants a go fund me so he can retire to Florida.

  47. 47.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 30, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) I :   Wilson would have hated Trump because of his efforts to destroy the international community.   Jackson would have despised Trump as a coward.

  48. 48.

    Elizabelle

    July 30, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Oprah Winfrey will not appear on the cover of her magazine for the first time in 20 years.

    The September cover is Breonna Taylor.

    WaPost:

    Taylor was “just like me,” Winfrey wrote. “She was just like you. And like everyone who dies unexpectedly, she had plans. Plans for a future filled with responsibility and work and friends and laughter.”

    O magazine commissioned the cover from 24-year-old digital artist Alexis Franklin, who based the portrait on a widely shared photo Taylor took of herself: “Every stroke was building a person: each eyelash, each wisp of hair, the shine on her lips, the highlight on her cheek,” Franklin said in a statement.
    The issue, which hits newsstands Aug. 11, will be one of the last regular print editions of O magazine. The publication announced earlier this week that it plans to alter its approach to print after December.

  49. 49.

    Mike in NC

    July 30, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Are Goya products flying off the shelves since Fat Bastard posed with them on his desk? Everything he touches dies.

  50. 50.

    Captain C

    July 30, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    @JoyceH: Probably practicing for his post-Presidency career.  Assuming he’s not in prison, of course.

  51. 51.

    germy

    July 30, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    @JPL:

    It’s a grift that often works.   Didn’t someone solicit donations to “build the wall” and then pocket the money?

    I was going to say these scams won’t work after November, but they’ll probably strengthen if trump loses.

  52. 52.

    CarolDuhart2

    July 30, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    Trump’s funeral: no eulogies.  They won’t be able to find anyone to say anything good about him.  No mourners.  He won’t be missed by anyone except the MAGAs, and they didn’t even show up for his inauguration.  Unmarked grave. (Goes without saying)

  53. 53.

    evodevo

    July 30, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): You jest, but over at Naked Capitalism this is the kind of dreck they put up all the time.  Over there, Obama is the worst, except for Hitlary, and virtually any Dem proposal/policy you can think of is a sellout to the man…I quit going there quite a while ago because of that crap….

  54. 54.

    Elizabelle

    July 30, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    That’s um, kind of very Trumply Trump to be shouting out about another pizza business on the day pizza baron/crazy ass Herman Cain leaves this mortal coil.

    Although the tweet preceded news of Cain’s passing FROM COVID.  Albeit, maybe Republicans heard earlier.

  55. 55.

    Zinsky.

    July 30, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    Well, if it is absurd for the President of the United States to be promoting a small, independent pizzeria in New York, how absurd is it for the President to be endorsing a particular television network (OAN and Fox) and even specific shows on those networks??  I’m sorry – that is both pathetic and scary.  It’s like living in a country ruled by a malicious clown.

  56. 56.

    A Ghost to Most

    July 30, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    “Courage, Merry. Courage for our friends.”

  57. 57.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 30, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    One commenter on Trump’s twitter thread said he (commenter) went to Patio Pizza to pick up an order, and not one employee was wearing a mask — not the owner, not the cashier, not the kitchen staff.

  58. 58.

    PAM Dirac

    July 30, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    @CarolDuhart2:

     

    Unmarked grave.

    My dog does a good job of marking. I volunteer him to do the marking job.

  59. 59.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    July 30, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    @JoyceH:

    Scavino doing a favor for a buddy.

  60. 60.

    donnah

    July 30, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Adam, glad to read you again. I have been pondering the info you posted about the resurgence in interest for hydroxy as a Covid treatment and how it’s part of a bigger picture to shove blame from Trump and onto Democrats for the spread of the virus. I wasn’t sure how they would tie it into being a reliable cure, but seeing Louie Gohmert being diagnosed and declaring he’s going to use it I wonder if he’s a key to doing that.

    Or maybe I’m a conspiracy theorist.

  61. 61.

    Elizabelle

    July 30, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:   Easier to spit in the pizza that way.

  62. 62.

    germy

    July 30, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Yes, I would expect any restaurant run by trumpers to not follow basic safety rules, and of course ignore all food safety codes.

    Health inspectors are deeply resented, probably offered bribes.

  63. 63.

    jonas

    July 30, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    Not going to bother chasing down the reason the Leader of the Free World has somehow found time to endorse a Long Island pizzeria, but I will wager it’s because the owner is a Proud Conservative™ and was not requiring masks or distancing at his business and got shut down by Cuomo’s totally unfair nazi code enforcers.

  64. 64.

    Yutsano

    July 30, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    @donnah: He’s not smart enough to play along like that. It’s much more likely he just believes it will help him. Will be fascinating to see what kinds of effects it will have on him.

  65. 65.

    Mike in NC

    July 30, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    @JPL: So the Godfather’s Pizza dude rated condolences, but 150,000+ other people did not. Got it.

  66. 66.

    germy

    July 30, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:  I don’t think it’s a scavino tweet.

    The Donald is glued to Fox News, and they reported the pizza owner being cancelled for flying a trump flag.  We never heard that story because we’re not in that bubble, but it’s been big news in wingnutistan.  Trump just wants to show his appreciation, like the russian mobster he is.

    In this case, trump = putin and the pizza place = trump.

  67. 67.

    kindness

    July 30, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    @Yutsano:  John’s Pizza on Bleeker Street is great.

  68. 68.

    Gravenstone

    July 30, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    @JPL: I’m honestly surprised that he acknowledged Cain’s passing. Well, someone with the keys to his Twitter account did at any rate.

  69. 69.

    JDM

    July 30, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    @JoyceH:

    “Um…. WHY is Trump flacking for some local pizza joint?”

     

    Same reason Jim Varney did all those Earnest ads for local businesses.  They pay you, you do the ad.

  70. 70.

    germy

    July 30, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    @Gravenstone:  Made a phone call to the family and everything.

  71. 71.

    barbequebob

    July 30, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    @LeftCoastYankee: Yes, much of  the white flight from Brooklyn and Queens moved to “Long Island*” especially Nassau County. There they raised a new generation of racists (who are not racist, so they say), at least that is what my brother-in-law did.  A fair number were Italian, but plenty of other white ethnic groups too.

    *many of the people in the Queens neighborhood I grew up in that were “moving to Long Island”, were in fact moving about 10-15 miles east to Nassau County and were apparently unaware that they were geographically already on Long Island. But, culturally and socio-economically not part of NYC.

  72. 72.

    chopper

    July 30, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    why would i take pizza advice from a guy who stacks his slices and eats them with a fork and knife?

  73. 73.

    Ken

    July 30, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    @Gravenstone: Well, someone with the keys to his Twitter account did at any rate.

    I’m rather looking forward to the first lawsuit challenging some Trump administration policy change on the grounds that it was only announced on twitter, so it’s impossible to say the policy was actually set by the president versus, say, his golf caddy.

  74. 74.

    mad citizen

    July 30, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    With #44 in the news this afternoon, thought back to one of his practices, while the current President tweets about a pizza joint that flies his campaign flag.  I was just thinking about this one small, consistent act that didn’t even get much attention, but the contrast could not be greater.  From a 2018 piece on the Australian news site (abc.net.au  abc.net.au/news/2018-09-30/dear-mr-president-letters-to-barack-obama/10309108)
    If you wrote a letter to Barack Obama during his presidency, there is a 0.1 per cent chance he wrote back to you.
    Those might not sound like great odds — but compared to his predecessors, Mr Obama made public correspondence a priority in the White House.
    He read 10 letters every evening — a selection dubbed the “10Lads”, or “10 letters a day”.
    The letters — detailing everything from personal stories of loss, frustrations with the administration and even children’s homework — form a collective American tableau, writes Jeanne Marrie Laskas in her book, To Obama: With Love, Joy, Hate and Despair.

    10,000 letters a day
    On average, the former president received 10,000 letters every day.
    The task of combing through these letters rested with a large group of 30 staffers, approximately 500 volunteers and various interns.
    “It was quite an operation,” Laskas says.

  75. 75.

    Cacti

    July 30, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Has everyone seen the most recent video of Trump unable to walk on his right leg?

    That unexplained trip to Walter Reed a few months back was almost certainly for a stroke.

  76. 76.

    germy

    July 30, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    McConnell and other top Republican officials rebuff Trump suggestion to delay the Nov. 3 election

  77. 77.

    oatler.

    July 30, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    “ruled by a malicious clown.” Shut up, Cassandra!

  78. 78.

    germy

    July 30, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    @Cacti:  Notice his right arm hanging, also.

    He’s wearing a mask, though.

    Explains the cognitive test, apparently.

  79. 79.

    Chyron HR

    July 30, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    @germy: 

    flying a trump flag

    It’s a small thing, but I do want to memorialize the fact that the GOP once lost their shit because they thought the state flag of Ohio was an “Obama Flag”.

  80. 80.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    @germy: I just read that article, I don’t think that Mr. Caliguiri or Fox News understands what cancel means.

  81. 81.

    Anotherlurker

    July 30, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    @barbequebob: This is true.  I lived in Peter King’s district and he accurately reflects the deep seated racism of his cop, firemen construction worker constituents .  NY 2 sucks.

  82. 82.

    Yutsano

    July 30, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    @kindness: It was a bit confusing but this location looks like the original. There might be one in Times Square that might be related but it’s closed for now. But this looks like a place where I would want to get a pie with friends.

  83. 83.

    Barbara

    July 30, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    @Cacti: That is pretty striking.

  84. 84.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    @LeftCoastYankee: Yep. One of the two highlights of my miserable year teaching at Long Island University was the pizza and the bagels. The other being the Bond Street Dojo in Manhattan.

  85. 85.

    germy

    July 30, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Cancel means any criticism directed at them.

  86. 86.

    Mike in NC

    July 30, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    Ah, Long Island. Where every other person we ran into made Archie Bunker seem reasonable. Ain’t going back!

  87. 87.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    @germy: Yep. And then the bit they built at lowest cost for dollar on the contract fell into the Rio Grande.

  88. 88.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    @donnah: Gohmert is just an idiot.

  89. 89.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    @germy: He’s so badly cancelled that Fox News covered it, when he put it out on social media, which is how Fox News found out about it, a bunch of the President’s supporters started ordering pizza from him, and now the President tweeted that people should buy his pizza.

    I should be so cancelled.

  90. 90.

    Shana

    July 30, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    @Snarki, child of Loki: I just thought of the funeral scene in Charade where one of the dead man’s former comrades sticks a pin in his corpse to make sure he was dead.

     

    ETA Ken got there first.

  91. 91.

    danielx

    July 30, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    It’s a rainy day at Chez X, and the feline denizens are engaged in the usual afternoon activities.

    Inquiring minds want to know: does rattlesnake or sabertooth predominate?

  92. 92.

    Cacti

    July 30, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    @germy: The circumducting movement of his leg was so obvious, I didn’t even notice that he wasn’t swinging his right arm at all while walking.

    Good catch.

    Yep.  Looks like he’s got right sided hemiplegia.

  93. 93.

    chopper

    July 30, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    @Cacti:

    i’ll have you know it was his leather-soled shoes that made walking down that ramp so dangerous for him. if he’d had a stroke we’d see cognitive issues!

  94. 94.

    International Mikey

    July 30, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    @JPL:  But he could barely utter a decent word for John Lewis.

  95. 95.

    raven

    July 30, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: The Blackbirds!

  96. 96.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    July 30, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    @CarolDuhart2: And a Confederate flag on the coffin?

    Harry Truman was wrong: the White House is not haunted. If it was, wouldn’t the late presidents take turns beating Trump nightly? As a finale, it’s either Taft sitting on him, or Lincoln grabbing him, lifting him overhead, and throwing him into or through a wall.

  97. 97.

    Ken

    July 30, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    @International Mikey: Probably best that he didn’t try.

  98. 98.

    trollhattan

    July 30, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    TBF I don’t either. Just seems like a new way of complaining “people are being mean to me!”

  99. 99.

    randy khan

    July 30, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    @JPL:

    All the living ones except Carter would attend because they’re not utterly devoid of understanding about what’s right and proper to do.  Although it’s possible that none of them would be invited, in which case they wouldn’t crash the, uh, party.  (I think that if Trump realized that an invitation to his funeral would result in mandatory attendance, he would invite all of them, but I also think he would be worried that they wouldn’t come at all, which would make him look bad, so I can see him leaving instructions not to invite any living Presidents.)

  100. 100.

    jonas

    July 30, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    @Cacti: It’s also frequently been cited as a classic symptom of frontotemporal dementia. But this, the jerky arm movements (see his Memorial Day ceremony at the Tomb of the Unknowns), the ramp episode, inability to bring a cup to his mouth, etc., and I’d say, yeah, he definitely had some kind of stroke.

  101. 101.

    raven

    July 30, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    @Cacti: I’m having a hell of a time with my left leg. I walk a mile and lose strength and get a sort of flop foot. My physical therapist threw in the towel after a month of now results from PT. I had a lacunar stroke about two years ago but it doesn’t seem like this is related.

  102. 102.

    JPL

    July 30, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    @donnah: He’s asymptomatic so his taking it, proves nothing.

  103. 103.

    trollhattan

    July 30, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    @Boris Rasputin (the evil twin):

    Zombie Teddy R. shows up along with his WH boxing ring and pummels Trump into the next millennium. “Dee-lighted!” (Evidently he lost partial vision in one eye after one of those bouts.)

  104. 104.

    WaterGirl

    July 30, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    So do we know whether any TV stations cut away from Obama at the funeral for John Lewis?  Or did they stick with Obama/John Lewis?

  105. 105.

    Baud

    July 30, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    @WaterGirl: CBS stayed with the funeral.

  106. 106.

    raven

    July 30, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    @WaterGirl: MSNBC didn’t budge.

  107. 107.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    July 30, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    It’s proper to think of Nassau and Suffolk counties as “the provinces” as they’re full of provincials, many of them would be terrified if they were dropped off in Times Square.

  108. 108.

    mad citizen

    July 30, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    @Cacti: To answer, Hell yes I’ve seen it.  I’ve been reading the Tom Joseph twitter religiously for a couple of months (the trump dementia theory guy).  Today his tweet was that based on trump in Texas yesterday, the cabinet should remove trump today (yes he has hysterical posts).  I think it’s dementia (with possible a stroke mixed in, maybe some drug use/abuse as well), but it’s on a slower path than Tom Joseph thinks.  Usually when I watch trump he seems fairly there, although the word salad does seem worse.  I do notice a LOT of shoulder jerking and right arm jerking.  It’s VERY noticeable and I really wonder why the WH press–or any press–is not making it a story.  These are not normal moves of a healthy person, even an aged person (or woman or man or camera or tv).

    Then there’s the nonstory of his trip 3 weeks ago to Walter Reed (no evidence of visiting soldiers);  his bragging about the cognitive test.  What the hell is going on?

  109. 109.

    blackcatsrule

    July 30, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    @danielx: Pantherkitties rule but sabertooth is quite impressive!

  110. 110.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    July 30, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    @trollhattan:  I expected TR to wear out a horsewhip or two, but I like your approach.

  111. 111.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    @raven: I don’t get it.

  112. 112.

    Danielx

    July 30, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    @blackcatsrule:

    Been waiting a while to get the full effect.

  113. 113.

    Kelly

    July 30, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    I remember Senator Paul Wellstone’s memorial where the Republicans (and Jesse Ventura) collapsed on their fainting couches when speakers called on everyone to continue his work. “Politicizing a politician’s memorial?   How unbearably gauche.”

  114. 114.

    Miss Bianca

    July 30, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: 

    Proof, if we needed it, that even Woodrow Wilson and Andrew Jackson had redeeming facets that Trump dreams not of.

  115. 115.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    July 30, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    The full U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit will reconsider an order from a panel of its judges that sought to block Michael Flynn’s judge from probing the reasons the Justice Department wants Flynn’s case dropped.

    From Talking Points Memo

  116. 116.

    mad citizen

    July 30, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    @WaterGirl: Was watching it on ABC–all funeral.  I don’t think they would cut in for trump anyway unless he was resigning.  ABC did a nice job with several reporters talking about Lewis in personal ways after the ceremony was done.  The fact that the coverage was even on the networks is amazing to me–almost like some atonement or chance to show america our better side considering the nightmare we are all living through.

  117. 117.

    raven

    July 30, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I didn’t realize there was more than one campus.

     

    The LIU Brooklyn Blackbirds were the athletic teams representing Long Island University’s campus in Brooklyn, New York in intercollegiate athletics, including men’s and women’s basketball, cross country, golf, soccer, and track; women’s-only bowling, lacrosse, softball, tennis, and volleyball; and men’s-only baseball. The Blackbirds competed in NCAA Division I and were members of the Northeast Conference.[2]

  118. 118.

    NoraLenderbee

    July 30, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    Exactly. If you choose to display a symbol publicly, then of course people will judge you, to a greater or lesser extent,  on the basis of the symbol. You can’t fly a flag and then complain “But you don’t know the real me!”

  119. 119.

    raven

    July 30, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    The LIU Sharks are the athletics teams representing Long Island University’s (LIU) campuses in Brooklyn and Brookville, New York.[2] The Sharks compete in NCAA Division I athletics[3] and are members of the Northeast Conference.[4] The LIU Sharks are the result of the July 1, 2019 unification of the athletic departments which had previously represented two separate campuses of LIU, the NCAA Division I LIU Brooklyn Blackbirds and the NCAA Division II LIU Post Pioneers.[5][6]

  120. 120.

    Mike in NC

    July 30, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    Try to imagine what Gordon Ramsay would find if he were to ever inspect the kitchen at a Trump property.

  121. 121.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 30, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Wilson is very much an “aside from that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play” person.  If you can get past the racism, he was a progressive and a strong internationalist.  OTOH, you can’t really get past the racism.  Jackson was personally brave. That is the only positive thing I can say.  But, yeah, still better than Trump.

  122. 122.

    WaterGirl

    July 30, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    @Baud:  @raven:

    Yay and yay!

  123. 123.

    catclub

    July 30, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    @JPL: what past presidents would attend his funeral?

     

    Stick a pin in to make sure dead?

  124. 124.

    West of the Rockies

    July 30, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    @CarolDuhart2:

    There will, however, be a massive line of people waiting to relieve themselves as soon as the plywood Trump coffin is shoved into a hole via a bulldozer.

  125. 125.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    @raven: I was there for the 2006-2007 year. The colors were green and goldish yellow. And I guess the mascot was the Pioneers.

  126. 126.

    Chris Johnson

    July 30, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    @Chyron HR:

    But I thought “Pizza” was a secret liberal codeword for child molestation?

    That’s the only reason the guy tweeted it. Coded QAnon message to remind the QAnons that they think all Dems run a cannibal pedophile ring. It’s effectively abandoning the actual Republicans, who are NOT all QAnons, to run with the Russia-driven conspiracy theory ring in the belief that they will be his only refuge.

    That part is true, but unhelpful, since QAnon are not heroic freedom fighters. QAnon are panicked and shall we say uncritical wingnuts, not even as well armed as the traditional Republican militia folks.

    The neonazis and white supremacists do not feel the need to make up crazy shit to justify their murderousness, they just basically own it, like ‘yeah, we’re the master race, what of it?’. But Trump is not turning to them, Trump turns to QAnon for protection.

    Seems like a bad move on his part.

  127. 127.

    Mike S

    July 30, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: it was an all around great eulogy and speech.

    I’m curious to know if you know much about Heather Cox Richardson. She’s all the rage on Facebook and seems to be quite intelligent about much of what is going on but I’m always leary of people who seem to me to have come out of nowhere.

  128. 128.

    raven

    July 30, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I just know they came in to play Illinois in hoops in 1982. A look at the record confirms it was LIU Brooklyn.

  129. 129.

    raven

    July 30, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: This one?

     

    LIU Riverhead is home to the Homeland Security Management Institute, which offers homeland security training. The institute has been designated a “Homeland Security Center of Excellence” by the United States Congress. Programs are also available in education, special education, literacy, communication studies, new media, cyber security, applied behavior analysis, and TESOL.

  130. 130.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    July 30, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Completely agree with both assessments.

  131. 131.

    Momentary

    July 30, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    @barbequebob: my Italian-American grandparents moved the family from Brooklyn to Nassau County to keep their sons out of the Mob, is the way I always heard it.  That’s why the other branches of the family all have Brooklyn brownstones and we do not ;)

  132. 132.

    Gravenstone

    July 30, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    @Chyron HR: I particularly loved Malkin going off about the “Obama flag”, since it was the state flag of Ohio. You know, the state she allegedly went to college in? You’d like to think she looked up once or twice on campus and saw it flying there alongside the stars and stripes…

    Of course, I think she’s also the cretin who claimed Obama was flanked by union flags on a visit to Wisconsin. Funny how the Wisconsin state flag has the year it was granted statehood on it. Funnier still she thought that was the number for the “union local”.

  133. 133.

    danielx

    July 30, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    @catclub:

    I’m thinking wooden stake, with a heavy mallet.

  134. 134.

    taumaturgo

    July 30, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    @germy: Fox insists on purposely conflating a boycott with a cancelation. Two very different things.

  135. 135.

    WaterGirl

    July 30, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Glad to see that proceeding, as it should!

    I wonder if they are slow walking this thing… First it took awhile for the en banc (sp?) request to be made, now it seems like it took a couple of weeks for them to make this announcement.

    Maybe their calendar will be full and it will be awhile before the case can be heard?

  136. 136.

    LeftCoastYankee

    July 30, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    @Yutsano:

    To be clear, visiting Brooklyn would be infinitely better than Long Island, but if you ever are unfortunate enough to be on Long Island, get some pizza to improve the situation.

  137. 137.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    @Mike S: I don’t know her personally, but she’s legit. She’s a professor of history who specializes in the American Civil War and Reconstruction.

  138. 138.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    @raven: I only taught at the main campus, which was on the old CW Post estate. Hence the school’s official name of LI U/CW Post.

  139. 139.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 30, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    @raven: Nope. That’s way out in Suffolk County. I was the graduate and undergraduate coordinator and senior assistant professor – I chose not to come in with tenure, but negotiated an expedited go up within two years of arrival position as all my assistant professor work had been visiting and this choice was mine, I could’ve come in at the associate professor level if I wanted to – in the Department of Criminal Justice and Security Administration. Which for some bizarre reason that definitely benefited my bank account, was in the School of Business, not the College of Arts and Sciences. The Homeland Security Institute was the Vice President for Academic Affairs baby. He had a legitimate beef with my department chair who had recruited me and for whom I was supposed to be the heir apparent. That didn’t really work out when I refused to fix student’s grades, including those of student athletes, and blew the whistle on that and his pay for play scheme with the masters program. Resigned in protest, took every bit of documentation – and I had saved everything – right over and left it with the VP for Academic Affairs, and that was the end of that. Several weeks later I was offered the position with the US Army, which was the contract position that took me to Iraq, was the finalist for the open section head position for counter-terrorism at the NJ Office of Homeland Security, and was contacted about interviewing for a position at the National Counterterrorism Center. The latter two got mucked up for bureaucratic reasons, so I accepted the contract with the Army to go to Iraq.

  140. 140.

    raven

    July 30, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: We’re you at Emory during the Jan Kemp era at UGA? She blew the whistle on cheating in the Athletic Dept, got fired and won a big ass lawsuit.

  141. 141.

    LeftCoastYankee

    July 30, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    @barbequebob:

    That sounds about right.  My dad used to tell tales about being the last white kid in his Bedford Stuyvesant neighborhood.

    He used to tell it as a demonstration of how poor his family was.  When I was younger I thought he had little awareness of the racism of the story or the “white flight” from Brooklyn in general, but in his later years he would say the odd thing about how badly black people were treated.

    Not sure if he was coming along towards the end, or if I was just paying attention better.

  142. 142.

    Roger Moore

    July 30, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    @chopper:

    why would i take pizza advice from a guy who stacks his slices and eats them with a fork and knife?

    Trump shilled for Pizza Hut’s stuffed crust pizza.  Ponder that for a moment before taking his advice on pizza choice.

  143. 143.

    Barbara

    July 30, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    I couldn’t watch the funeral straight through and I just finished watching Bill Clinton.  No matter how many times I hear him I am struck by what an incredible speaker he is.  And the end — it gave me chills.

  144. 144.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    July 30, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    a hundred days out and he’s desperate to delegitimize the results. Kellyanne must’ve staged a puppet-theatre play to explain the internal polls for him

    Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 29m
    Must know Election results on the night of the Election, not days, months, or even years later!

  145. 145.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    July 30, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    @Roger Moore: were they already divorced then? Or was that a different commercial? A different time when he totally didn’t need the money.

  146. 146.

    Mike in NC

    July 30, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    @Roger Moore:  There is also video out there of Trump wearing a yellow (how appropriate!) suit and dancing with people dressed up as chickens. Talk about undignified. Anything for a buck, it would appear.

  147. 147.

    LeftCoastYankee

    July 30, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Yeah, I wasn’t even 10 before I knew I wouldn’t be living there when I grew up.

    And it took almost 20 years but we finally have 2 decent bagel shops in Portland… although it could be my standards have eroded.  Don’t think I’m going back to LI to find out though.

  148. 148.

    Immanentize

    July 30, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    @WaterGirl: not slow walking — en banc argument August 11.

  149. 149.

    chopper

    July 30, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: 

    years? how long does this shitbird think the mail takes? then again don’t tell me, cause he’s likely to defund the whole thing right before the election.

  150. 150.

    Jeffro

    July 30, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    @West of the Rockies:There will, however, be a massive line of people waiting to relieve themselves as soon as the plywood Trump coffin is shoved into a hole via a bulldozer.

    Hello? Did someone call my name?

  151. 151.

    Ken

    July 30, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    @LeftCoastYankee: And it took almost 20 years but we finally have 2 decent bagel shops in Portland…

    Don’t you mean the Smoking Ruins™ of Portland?

    Sorry if you’re in one of the other Portlands. If so, does your city have any plans to change its name, to avoid accidentally being targeted by Safety Troopers™?

  152. 152.

    Matt McIrvin

    July 30, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    Great move for John Lewis to get ahead of any possible pearl-clutching about people politicizing the occasion of his funeral by getting it started himself.

  153. 153.

    Sister Golden Bear

    July 30, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: But does it have an imaginary basement? //

  154. 154.

    jl

    July 30, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    Does it have a basement!?

  155. 155.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    July 30, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I think we may well know the result of his race election night.

  156. 156.

    Jeffro

    July 30, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: yes (yawn) Donald, there’s no possible way we could have to wait a couple of days…tell you what, how about we make it so landslide-obvious that even you know to grab a duffel bag of cash and run for it?  Sound good?

  157. 157.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    July 30, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: na. Spousal unit works in NHaven Moderns Italian Bomb for the win. Or Frank Pepes or the Pepperoni at Bar. Annnnddd now I m starving!

  158. 158.

    Chetan Murthy

    July 30, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    @PAM Dirac: Gonna be a line around the block, yo’.  Gonna be kids makin’ bank, selling Big-Gulp-sized soft drinks in that line.

  159. 159.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    July 30, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: FSM I hope so! I want it to be a Blue Tsunami and I want it early!

  160. 160.

    joel hanes

    July 30, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    @A Ghost to Most:

    Toss me.

  161. 161.

    WaterGirl

    July 30, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    @Immanentize:  You are so right about that!

    Any thoughts on how you think it might go?

  162. 162.

    Sister Golden Bear

    July 30, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    Still job hunting, and had a recruiter contact me today for a start-up that uses AI to to help security analysts review video.

    Not thrilled about joining the military industrial complex, but helping the military protect troops might be something I’m willing to do.

    Dig deeper into the national agencies they also work with… ICE, CBP…

    OH HELL NO. Especially since their software is probably being used to identify friends of mine who’ve protested.

  163. 163.

    joel hanes

    July 30, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    @Cacti:

    Yes, and the uncontrolled tremor in his right hand — the same hand that couldn’t hold a glass of water.

    And there’s an earlier video of Trump outright dragging his right leg after making a speech.

  164. 164.

    Sister Golden Bear

    July 30, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    @JPL: Depends on whether they could piss on his grave.

  165. 165.

    Cameron

    July 30, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    So instead of a $1200 check I get some coupons for a pizza joint in New York?

  166. 166.

    hotshoe

    July 30, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    @Chyron HR: Every accusation is a confession.

  167. 167.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 30, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    @Chyron HR:

    But I thought “Pizza” was a secret liberal codeword for child molestation? 

    What if it’s a French bread pizza?

  168. 168.

    Immanentize

    July 30, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    @WaterGirl: en banc reverses crazy panel decision regarding mandamus standard and sends back to District Court for further proceedings on the DOJ/prosecution motion to dismiss

  169. 169.

    Mary G

    July 30, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    Considering the Republicans’ penchant for projection, I fear for the children in the basement of this pizza parlor.

  170. 170.

    Ocotillo

    July 30, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    Maybe flying the Trump flag is a good thing for a business.  That way, the MAGAts can go there and the rest of us can be somewhere else?  I still am amazed at my trips into the “heartland” and all of the MAGA signs and flags.

  171. 171.

    A Ghost to Most

    July 30, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    @joel hanes: “Don’t tell the elf.”

  172. 172.

    Quinerly

    July 30, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: ❤️

  173. 173.

    Uncle Cosmo

    July 30, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    @chopper: … if he’d had a stroke we’d see cognitive issues!

    Slightly o/t, but – it ain’t necessarily so.

    One of my dearest friends – former teacher & near-second-dad – suffered a stroke at a pre-millennium Thanksgiving dinner in Europe. It attacked neither motor nerves nor cognition, but his sensorium. After that he never spent a day pain-free. I asked him what it was like, & he said,

    Like an electric current running down one whole side of your body that never shuts off.

    He took the strongest pain meds available & they barely helped – & every month or so his body would react to them & he had to be hospitalized for a few days to “dry out.” I spent some time researching for him some pretty grim treatment options – surgically inserted electrodes, gamma irradiation – but he was that desperate.

    His mind was still sharp as a tack until he passed a few years later, but hospodi Bozhe, the constant pain hammered a physically active & vigorous man in his 60s into a shuffling shell of himself.

    Just so you know, it ain’t necessarily so.

  174. 174.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 30, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    But that’s just it Adam, he was going to be cancelled but then the MAGA cult saved him from oblivion!

    Now, could you be so kind as to subscribe to my newsletter? It gives you all sorts of good advice on investing in precious metals like gold and silver. They’ll last you all the way until the Second Coming, brother

  175. 175.

    Dave

    July 30, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    Not crazy as a PR move. Currently Gohmert has a 96% chance of recovering if he did nothing so pedalling useless cures just gets people confident and spending. They’ll accept a 4% death rate to keep fearless leader in power

  176. 176.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 30, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    @Immanentize:

    That was really bad precedent so I hope it gets slapped down

    BTW, nice to see you back

  177. 177.

    Chris

    July 30, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    “If cancel culture was real, then John Yoo would be in jail”  Mehdi Hasan

    luv “wingnutistan”

  178. 178.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 30, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    @NoraLenderbee:

    Yup. Plus it just comes across as whining. At least have the courage of your convictions and accept the consequences, good and bad

  179. 179.

    chopper

    July 30, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    french bread pizza is the culinary equivalent of child molestation.

  180. 180.

    cmorenc

    July 30, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    Meanwhile, over on Fox, guess who the headline person is giving tribute to John Lewis (without so much as a single peep anywhere on-site about Obama’s eulogy)?

    MIKE HUCKABEE, I kid you not.  Nothing from Huckabee about Lewis’s role in the Civil Rights or Voting Rights history.

    Also, Herman Cain gets equal billing with John Lewis in their top headline stories.

  181. 181.

    WaterGirl

    July 30, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    @Immanentize: I think they talked about this on a Lawfare podcast at some point… and they seemed to think Judge Sullivan will not likely prevail in the end.  I hope they are wrong.

    My opinion:  Institutions need to push back hard when these outlaws flaunt the rule of law and give special favors to Trumplings.

  182. 182.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 30, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Trump shilled for Pizza Hut’s stuffed crust pizza.  Ponder that for a moment before taking his advice on pizza choice.

    A real billionaire always shills for fast food pizza. Remember when Bezos or Gates did commercials for Domino’s?

  183. 183.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 30, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I think they talked about this on a Lawfare podcast at some point… and they seemed to think Judge Sullivan will not likely prevail in the end.  I hope they are wrong.

    Do you remember their reasoning? It seems like an open and shut case of corruption to simply dismiss a case when the accused already entered into a plea deal. Not to mention the evidence against Flynn

  184. 184.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 30, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I guess I thought that if they were alive today, they would be able to look past all of that like so many other Republicans have. Because white supremacy

  185. 185.

    danielx

    July 30, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    @chopper:

    Could be worse – I saw a piece the other day about using fish sticks to make fish tacos, which ranks right down there with tater tot casserole. Clearly a person who hasn’t hit the grocery for a while, or has no taste, or both.

  186. 186.

    Fair Economist

    July 30, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    @evodevo:

    You jest, but over at Naked Capitalism this is the kind of dreck they put up all the time.

    Naked Capitalism went south shortly after Yves started begging for money (2011? something like that). In particular it became super-hostile to any attacks on Russians or Russian influence. I honestly think the Russians bought it. Possibly not directly, they just give Yves a big contribution anytime she attacks those opposing fascism, racism, or Putin.

  187. 187.

    WaterGirl

    July 30, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): I don’t think they waded into the details, and if they did I don’t recall.  At the time, I was seriously disappointed in their take, and that’s what stuck with me.

  188. 188.

    different-church-lady

    July 30, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    @chopper:

    if he’d had a stroke we’d see cognitive issues!

    How could we tell?

  189. 189.

    dmsilev

    July 30, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    @Kelly:

    I remember Senator Paul Wellstone’s memorial where the Republicans (and Jesse Ventura) collapsed on their fainting couches when speakers called on everyone to continue his work. “Politicizing a politician’s memorial?   How unbearably gauche.”

    ‘Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.’

    So much for conservatives revering the lessons of the past…

  190. 190.

    danielx

    July 30, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    @chopper:

    How could you tell?

    eta: different-church-lady beat me to it.

  191. 191.

    WaterGirl

    July 30, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    @different-church-lady: I had a similar thought… There’s a sane person who thinks we’re not seeing cognitive issues?

  192. 192.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 30, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    @evodevo:

    @Fair Economist:

    Funny you should mention Naked Capitalism. They have some…. interesting opinions about us over here on Balloon Juice

    Nothing different than what would’ve been seen on the likes of Firedoglake, for example

  193. 193.

    Kirk Spencer

    July 30, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    (and if you are not watching it, what is wrong with you?!?!?!?!),
    Oh, you know. Essential employee, no tv where I work, little things like that.

    Seriously, I get the point and attempted humor, but I’m beginning to be frustrated at the fact the commonal reference point is stuck at home and assuming only the stupid are out and about. There is a third category; I’d work from home if I could.

  194. 194.

    CaseyL

    July 30, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): IIRC, the federal government has an absolute right to not pursue cases in court if it decides not to.

    When Obama first came into office, the DOJ withdrew from a case being argued in court,  the Defense of Marriage Act, no less, which was being challenged in court.  The GOP went nuts at the time, funding a private law firm to pursue the case without the DOJ. (They lost anyway – I don’t remember off the top of my head if this was the big Marriage Equality case, or one of the smaller ones that led to it.)

    That was a civil rather than criminal case, so there was no plea standing, and it was still being argued.  So I’m not sure how similar the cases are.  But there is definitely precedent for the US Government to walk away from a case.

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    mrmoshpotato

    July 30, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    @chopper: I see.  You need to have words with my local Aldi.

  196. 196.

    chopper

    July 30, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    come on, there has to be some sort of test he can take. they ask him to remember some words, like man, woman, camera, tv. that sort of thing!

  197. 197.

    JPL

    July 30, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:   One of the reporters on CBS said she got a text and responded that you do know he was arrested dozens of time for the right to vote.

  198. 198.

    Baud

    July 30, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    I didn’t realize other blogs read the sub 10,000 URLs.

  199. 199.

    chopper

    July 30, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    does it have a basement?

  200. 200.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 30, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): You know Bill’s more of a Little Caesars guy.

  201. 201.

    Quinerly

    July 30, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    Very low energy Trump trying to read prepared statement right now. I hadn’t actually seen him in awhile. Definitely in some sort of physical decline. Breathing heavy, very bloated face. Anybody else watching?

  202. 202.

    jl

    July 30, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    Don’t know if this Vanity Fair article has been highlighted yet.

    Kushner assembled a team that was actually competent and expert to plan and execute a national testing infrastructure. They produced a good plan that was cancelled out of an immoral, criminal and deeply stupid partisan electoral bet. As disaster subsequently loomed, Kushner went to his billionaire business buddies and cooked up an illegal and incompetent attempt to score tests at the last minute that blew up in their faces.

    How Jared Kushner’s Secret Testing Plan “Went Poof Into Thin Air”

    Katherine Eban

    “Most troubling of all, perhaps, was a sentiment the expert said a member of Kushner’s team expressed: that because the virus had hit blue states hardest, a national plan was unnecessary and would not make sense politically. “The political folks believed that because it was going to be relegated to Democratic states, that they could blame those governors, and that would be an effective political strategy,” said the expert. ”

    vanityfair.com/news/2020/07/how-jared-kushners-secret-testing-plan-went-poof-into-thin-air

  203. 203.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 30, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    @CaseyL:

    You’re probably correct, but I don’t think the government should have absolute right to just walk away from cases like Flynn’s. It smacks of obvious corruption. Anybody not willfully ignorant can see it. There have to be guardrails. Another flaw in our system, just how state secretaries of state can oversee their own elections once in office

  204. 204.

    evodevo

    July 30, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    @Fair Economist: Yes.. I noticed that also.  They totally dismiss at every opportunity the fact of Russian meddling, Russian fellow travelers, Mueller’s investigation, or any findings from the intelligence services.  It’s just amazin how far down the hole they went.  I followed Yves during the runup to the Crash of ‘O8 and bought her book on the debacle …full of good info.  However, like you said, after about 2010 it all started to unravel.  That blog-minder of hers, Lambert or whatever, does a lot of the play-by-play with regard to the Links posts.  Maybe that person is an outsized influence.

  205. 205.

    jl

    July 30, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    @jl: Also, in same article, says Birx really believed the models that said the covid-19 epidemic would end soon…. soon given what? No national plan?

    I wonder if that was the IHME model that was so prominent at the WH. A person could eyeball that models predictions and see it was not any good for anything after the peak of an epidemic curve, on several counts.

    What a needless tragic and criminal mess.

    Edit: the idea that the epidemic would be confined to any region or community was insane and extremely ignorant. It would go everywhere, through every community. Remember from the early days, the ‘before times’ when it was a rich person’s international travelers disease? Then it went to poor and minority essential workforce. Now it’s circulating in privileges sports world.

    Several weeks of scary swamped hospital stories and slowly tailing off death counts and refrigerator body semi-trailers are baked into AZ, FL and TX. No way to escape that. And some forecasting models with good performance predicting move into AK, MO and neighboring states.

  206. 206.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 30, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    @Baud:

    I came across some article on NC on maybe Russiagate. Typed in NC with balloon juice out of curiosity. Sure enough results popped up. Mostly former BJ commenters complaining about the “group think” on BJ etc

  207. 207.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 30, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    @chopper: Does a moose dance in the woods?

  208. 208.

    evodevo

    July 30, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    @evodevo: Oh…and they love them some Glenn Greenwald and Julian Assange

  209. 209.

    Baud

    July 30, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): It’s a fair criticism. We’re sort of blindly against fascism here, with very little tolerance for competing views.

  210. 210.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 30, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    You know Bill’s more of a Little Caesars guy.

    LOL and how do you know this ; )

  211. 211.

    jl

    July 30, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): The erstwhile Bill was Olive Garden: bottomless breadsticks? Just guessing.

  212. 212.

    jl

    July 30, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    @Baud:

    ” I didn’t realize other blogs read the sub 10,000 URLs. ”

    BJ blog punches above it’s weight into the almost top 9,000 blogs.

  213. 213.

    cckids

    July 30, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    @NoraLenderbee:If you choose to display a symbol publicly, then of course people will judge you, to a greater or lesser extent,  on the basis of the symbol. You can’t fly a flag and then complain “But you don’t know the real me!”

    At this point, someone choosing to fly Trump’s flag tells me all I need to know about them. They’re on the side of stupidity, racism and evil. They don’t give one single fuck about the country. All I need to know.

  214. 214.

    ottercliff

    July 30, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Guy Caligula is the last standing trump devotee?@JoyceH:

  215. 215.

    A Ghost to Most

    July 30, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): for the record, I do all my complaining about BJ here. The groupthink criticism is not unfounded, though.

  216. 216.

    Death Panel Truck

    July 30, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @West of the Rockies: At minimum, a D9 will be required.

  217. 217.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    July 30, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    @Kirk Spencer: right there with you. I have been going to work at my regular building since this started. Wearing a mask a good part of the day Every work day. I m jealous of people who can work from home

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