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Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

Disagreements are healthy; personal attacks are not.

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

Wait, what?

Fucking consultants! (of the political variety)

Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

T R E 4 5 O N

The revolution will be supervised.

When I was faster i was always behind.

You would normally have to try pretty hard to self-incriminate this badly.

They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?

Innocent people do not delay justice.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

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Election Year 2020: Elizabeth Warren Is Ready to Do the Work

by Anne Laurie|  January 2, 202011:05 am| 118 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Warren for President 2020, Daydream Believers

Here at the old south meeting house for @ewarren big speech pic.twitter.com/5xEFMBy1vg

— Kombiz Lavasany (@kombiz) December 31, 2019

me: “what are your aspirations?”

9 year old: ??

me: “oh aspirations are something you hope for.”

9 year old: “Ms. Ayanna, I know what aspirations are. But I don’t have aspirations. I have PLANS”.

Clearly she takes after our next President @ewarren pic.twitter.com/wKe9YHn0SI

— Ayanna Pressley (@AyannaPressley) December 31, 2019

"There is the chill of fear in the air" – @ewarren speaking a truth that so many people don't want to admit. "And now it comes to us to fight. back."#Warren2020

— Emily L. Hauser ??? ???? (@emilylhauser) December 31, 2019

"In the spirit of one young woman who raised her voice from these pews more than 200 years ago, let us dream big and fight hard in 2020—and to making big, structural change come 2021. Happy New Year." – @ewarren

The crowd is on their feet #Warren2020

— Fresh Mouthed Heaux (@LeslieMac) December 31, 2019

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Under the Radar

by @heymistermix.com|  January 2, 202010:16 am| 331 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020

There’s a lot of negativity about Bernie in the comments, but he’s at a steady 15-25% in the polls and he sure can raise money from his small donors:

Sen. Bernie Sanders raised $34.5 million in the final three months of 2019 for his White House bid, his campaign said Thursday — a massive sum fueled by his online fundraising machine that may send a financial jolt throughout the Democratic race.

Sanders raised more than $96 million in 2019 alone, and his fourth-quarter total is one of the biggest quarterly hauls reported by a presidential candidate at this point in the campaign.

I’m not supporting Bernie, but we need to get real about his candidacy. He is a contender and pretending he’s not, shitting on him because he’s an Independent, complaining about his asshole supporters (there are plenty of them, but ~20% of the Democratic electorate are not assholes), hating on AOC because she endorsed him, etc. is not a strategy for consolidating his supporters after his likely but not inevitable primary loss. A better strategy is to figure out why people like Bernie, and to pick the winners in his positions and rhetoric for the 2020 race. The best strategy is to learn how to raise money the way his campaign has been doing, and adopt that for the general.

If he was polling at 2%, we’d have the luxury of daily ragegasms directed at Bernie and his supporters. He isn’t and we don’t, if we want to beat Trump.

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Julián Castro Ends Presidential Bid

by Betty Cracker|  January 2, 20209:18 am| 46 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Open Threads, Politics

From The Times:

Julián Castro, the former housing secretary who was the only Latino candidate in the Democratic primary, said Thursday he would end his bid for the presidency, capping a yearlong campaign where despite struggling in the polls, he remained an enduring contender and policy pacesetter on immigration and fighting poverty.

Does this mean identical twin brother Joaquin can shave his beard? On a more serious note, I don’t think this is the last we’ll hear from the Castro brothers.

Open thread.

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On The Road – arrieve – Newfoundland

by Alain Chamot (1971-2020)|  January 2, 20205:00 am| 38 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

Good morning, all, I hope this finds you well in this new year.

Today we’re off to Newfoundland, wahoo!

 

I spent two weeks traveling around Newfoundland in August. It wasn’t a place I’d ever planned to visit, but I wasn’t up to the Arctic trip I originally had planned, and stumbled across this Road Scholar tour when I was looking around for something less strenuous and closer to home. It turned out to be a wonderful trip, not remotely a consolation prize, to a quirky, rugged and beautiful island, and I would love to go back.

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On The Road - arrieve - Newfoundland 6
St. John'sAugust 16, 2019

Quidi Vidi (pronounced Kitty Viddy, or occasionally, Kwydah Vyda) is an old fishing village now part of St. John’s. The greenish building in the back is the Quidi Vidi Brewing Company, creator of much of the beer for sale on the island.

Thursday Morning Open Thread: Back to the Work

by Anne Laurie|  January 2, 20204:56 am| 130 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, NANCY SMASH!, Open Threads, All Too Normal, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

2020 Don't Be Like 2019 - Tom Toles

(Tom Toles via GoComics.com)

Click to enlarge the numbers:

Only 84% of Republicans wanting him to run for reelection also seems not great. pic.twitter.com/W95nVbcVod

— Malarksist Revolutionary (@agraybee) January 1, 2020

Speaker of the House is a thankless job. The opposition uniformly hates you and your own caucus blames you for everything that doesn't go perfectly.

So any speaker polling on par-to-slightly-above a sitting President is frankly INSANE. https://t.co/o9zHHjVxL6

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) January 1, 2020

New guidelines require two side-by-side columns: one with nutritional information for a single serving, and a second with information for eating the entire package. https://t.co/M2rIc2EZON

— ABC News (@ABC) January 1, 2020


(So much for comforting fictions about improving one’s diet in the new year… )

making better choices in 2020:
-hard
-impressive
-everyone expects it

making worse choices in 2020:
-easier
-arguably more impressive
-no one expects it
-“how were there worse choices”, they will say

— randy (@leakypod) December 31, 2019

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Cold Grey Pre-Dawn Open Thread: Nope, Joe Biden Is (Still) Not A White Supremacist

by Anne Laurie|  January 2, 20203:14 am| 31 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Proud to Be A Democrat, Assholes, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

I’d like to believe this particular calumny will be obsolete by morning, but I suspect it’s actually a warning that 2020 is gonna be even dumber than 2019…

How did Biden manage to suppress his white nationalist beliefs during all 8 years he was the VP to the first black president. Must be that legendary self control of his.

— Malarksist Revolutionary (@agraybee) January 2, 2020

There's a very selectively edited clip of Biden going around making it seem like he's promoting white supremacy. He's not. He's saying that violence against women has deep roots in English jurisprudence. This is from March of this year, same thing. https://t.co/5mnlhnviEZ

— ??Dante Atkins?? (@DanteAtkins) January 2, 2020

You should agree with him, he's right that our nation's many prejudices were born in Europe because we're a European settler state. He says point blank that it wasn't Africans who brought us sexism and racism, it was white people. What do you disagree with. https://t.co/1cHwwNv2Bq

— Malarksist Revolutionary (@agraybee) January 2, 2020

Every prominent left-lib Twitter account is basically going to be a bot for reproducing right wing disinformation and smears in 2020, huh?

— Bernie Is CIA Truth Movement (@OfficialSynanon) January 2, 2020

"It's Biden's fault I'm so gullible." https://t.co/YyPpcx3oZv

— Malarksist Revolutionary (@agraybee) January 2, 2020

This literally happened to Buttigieg two days ago!!!! https://t.co/kvyNF07FFM

— veto players stan account (@Convolutedname) January 2, 2020

I'm impressed by the speed in which big accounts are correcting themselves on those Biden videos. If they were capable of doing this for women candidates they wouldn't have a Biden campaign to be worried about right now.

— Malarksist Revolutionary (@agraybee) January 2, 2020

Their will be 10k+ follower accounts on this site dredging up that clip in late October as proof Biden is just as racist as Trump.

— Social Democratic Party of Galar (@weedlewobble) January 2, 2020

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The Death of Shame

by John Cole|  January 1, 20209:49 pm| 73 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Go Fuck Yourself, Sociopaths

Some things just leave me speechless:

A year ago, Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer Edward Gallagher was wearing drab prison scrubs at a brig near San Diego, facing murder charges that could have sent him to prison for the rest of his life. Now he is modeling his own lifestyle clothing brand, endorsing nutrition supplements and positioning himself as a conservative influencer with close ties to the man who helped clear him — President Trump.

It wasn’t always this way, was it? People used to have some shame, right? Like, William Calley didn’t launch a cologne brand or something and I just missed it, right?

We live in the worst timeline.

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