Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Let the trolls come, and then ignore them. that’s the worst thing you can do to a troll.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

America is going up in flames. The NYTimes fawns over MAGA celebrities. No longer a real newspaper.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

Republicans: “Abortion is murder but you can take a bus to get one.” Easy peasy.

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

Relentless negativity is not a sign that you are more realistic.

Balloon Juice, where there is always someone who will say you’re doing it wrong.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

All hail the time of the bunny!

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

The line between political reporting and fan fiction continues to blur.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

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Announcing Balloon Juice Pet Wallpaper for 2021

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Happy New Year!

Now that the calendars have all (mostly) been ordered, we want to announce something new:

2021 Balloon Juice Pet Wallpaper

(aka screen background for electronic devices)

Badger has the honor of being the first Cover Boy for iPads!

Balloon Juice Pet Wallpaper for 2021

There will be a new wallpaper for each month.  Often there will be different photos for each device –  computer, phone and tablet – because they have different dimensions, and a particular photo may or may not be suitable for all 3 devices.

Anyone interested?  Let us know in the comments.

A subscription costs $10 for the entire 12 months of wallpaper (for all 3 types of devices) with the entire $10 going to our new pet rescue.  You are free to share any wallpaper you don’t use personally with a friend or family member.

I don’t know whether I will use mine as wallpaper, but I will be happy to get Balloon Juice pet photos, 3 a month.

Update: Forgot to mention that he wallpaper idea is John Cole’s brainchild!

Update 2: We are able to donate the entire $10 for each wallpaper subscription because Albatrossity is donating his time and talent in creating the wallpaper!

Update 3:  Bixby & Scout will be January desktop wallpaper.  So adorable.  And that sunlight!

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  1. 1.

    WaterGirl

    It’s been 7 hours since our last new thread, and Steep asked for a new one.  I just put that one up so we can keep this one related to the wallpaper.

  2. 2.

    Brooklyn Dodger

    Nice! Too much going on so didn’t get my fire-breathing* furry fashion accessory into the calendar. He is ready for his closeup if phone pics are ok.

    *bad breath

  3. 3.

    WaterGirl

    @Brooklyn Dodger: I think we can probably accept new photos as potential candidates for wallpaper.  But I need to work out my Dropbox issue first – it doesn’t like my computer now that I had the system board replaced.  Hope to get a fix from Dropbox support on Monday

    edit: forgot to mention that we need high resolution pics for this.  Cell phones can do that now, but you need to be sure to share the right version of it’s just a low res photo that we can’t use.

  8. 8.

    WaterGirl

    You don’t have to be famous (or even BJ front-pager-famous) to have your pet get a wallpaper slot.

    I bring you Mike in Oly’s kitty, for January phones:

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    Albatrossity

    Glad you all like them! It’s been fun sorting through pics and trying to figure out how to make these into attractive calendars. We’ll try to have a mix of cats and dogs (and maybe even bunnies and ducks, oh my) each month.

    As Watergirl has mentioned above, high-resolution in-focus pics are much preferred. And I have an additional request. Please, please, please don’t crop the pic so that it only shows your pet; that leaves no room to add a calendar in most cases. If possible send in an uncropped version, so that there is space somewhere to add a calendar and make your pet into a BJ celebrity!

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    debbie

    These photos are great (esp. the Bixby/Scout design)! If I wasn’t so attached to the shots of the universe on my stuff, I’d subscribe.

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    WaterGirl

    I’m signing up, but i’m not going to use mine as wallpaper.

    But I will pay $10 for the year in order to get 36 fun BJ pet photos throughout the year.  Plus, the money goes to our new pet charity.

    The way I see it, it’s a happy surprise once a month, for less than $1

    edit:  Yes, this is me, encouraging others to consider doing the same thing.  The calendars cost us $15 each to print, so $10 of each calendar goes to the pet charity.  This is the same money to the rescue as a calendar purchase, but it only costs you $10.

  21. 21.

    Middlelee

    I’m in. Let me know when and where to pay.
    Thanks to Albatrossity, you, and John Cole.

  24. 24.

    J R in WV

    How old is Scout in the photo with Bixby?

    ‘Cause wife is concerned that he’s so small “still” — I told her it was when he was really young, but want to know if that’s accurate.

    Thanks in advance.

  29. 29.

    Joy in FL

    I will subscribe. This is a very cool, practical combination of enjoying and honoring pets and helping the new pet charity, and for such a tiny amount of money : )

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