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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Saturday Morning Open Thread: Excellent Visuals

Saturday Morning Open Thread: Excellent Visuals

by Anne Laurie|  February 13, 20218:26 am| 149 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, President Biden, Proud to Be A Democrat

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The number of men who have been absolute dogshit at running the Republican caucus really underscores both how exceptional Pelosi is and what a goat rodeo the modern GOP is https://t.co/9pQFjiLXyL

— Erin Stacey Plaskett’s Attack Cape Ryan (@morninggloria) February 11, 2021



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  1. 1.

    debbie

    February 13, 2021 at 8:30 am

    “Attack cape.” Love it!

  2. 2.

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 13, 2021 at 8:30 am

    The best 23 seconds of your day:

    Ramblings @ramblingsloa

    To get the full value of joy
    You must have someone to divide it with.
    – Mark Twain

    If that video doesn’t make you smile, you are broken.

  3. 3.

    Immanentize

    February 13, 2021 at 8:31 am

    But wasn’t Trump the best President for Israel ever?

  4. 4.

    germy

    February 13, 2021 at 8:32 am

    Looks like Trump’s BS-artist attorneys may have crossed the line from BS to something much more serious. https://t.co/Mh5uu1Dkj2

    — Sheldon Whitehouse (@SenWhitehouse) February 13, 2021

    One way to clear it up? Suspend trial to depose McCarthy and Tuberville under oath and get facts. Ask Secret Service to produce for review comms back to White House re VP Pence safety during siege. What did Trump know, and when did he know it?

    — Sheldon Whitehouse (@SenWhitehouse) February 13, 2021

  5. 5.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 8:32 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Sweet!

  6. 6.

    MagdaInBlack

    February 13, 2021 at 8:33 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: ❤️❤️?

  7. 7.

    debbie

    February 13, 2021 at 8:34 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Very sweet. The kid always makes the wrong, fatal choice (sitting on a low couch in this video, laying down on the floor in another one I’ve seen). It’s almost like they invite being overwhelmed!

  8. 8.

    debbie

    February 13, 2021 at 8:36 am

    It really is appalling how the GQP members, even when their lives have been threatened, still stand behind Trump. Power means that much to them.

  9. 9.

    Baud

    February 13, 2021 at 8:36 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I’m reminded of how dismal my childhood was.

  10. 10.

    germy

    February 13, 2021 at 8:37 am

    Fact check: Trump lawyers make multiple false claims in impeachment defense

  11. 11.

    Baud

    February 13, 2021 at 8:37 am

    @debbie:

    I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if I ever tried to have some of you killed.

  12. 12.

    debbie

    February 13, 2021 at 8:39 am

    @Baud:

    Well, bub, abject adoration does have its limits…

  13. 13.

    NotMax

    February 13, 2021 at 8:39 am

    Currently included free only with Epix but due to a fortuitous glitch I was able to sample about half of the single season sans subscribing, Perpetual Grace, LTD.. Part Twin Peaks-y, part Fargo-y, part kaleidoscope. Curiously compelling. Never cottoned much to Ben Kingsley, however being able to rely on freely using the F word apparently has removed the haughty “Pay attention, I’m acting over here!” chip on the shoulder vibe I usually sense when watching him.

  14. 14.

    germy

    February 13, 2021 at 8:41 am

    When your client is accused of inciting an angry mob to engage in a deadly attack on the Capitol and disrupt democracy, making an angry, nasty, disrespectful presentation in the well of the Senate is not good lawyering.

    — Ted Boutrous (@BoutrousTed) February 12, 2021

  15. 15.

    J R in WV

    February 13, 2021 at 8:42 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: ​
    Pretty swell. I remember being about that age, and my grandmother next door had a Great Dane named Jerry who was pretty affectionate. I was all over that dog, who put up with me until he couldn’t any more, and stood up so that I couldn’t reach his nose or ears or eyes any more. I rode him like a pony when I was really little. He was a sweet boy.​

    ETA: So now as an old guy, Wife and I have 3 dogs, and the two younger dogs, who are atheletic 45-50 pounders will slither into our bed in the wee hours and snuggle between us. So sweet to have affectionate puppers.

  16. 16.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    February 13, 2021 at 8:44 am

    My NextDoor experience resulted in a three day suspension barely 24 hours in. It was either asking the local Republican organizer if they were planning another insurrection at their Saturday breakfast meeting or telling a mask denier how exciting it was to get medical guidance from a random stranger on the internet and asking him what his credentials were and suggesting Youtube School of Medicine.

    Or maybe it was a tie.

  17. 17.

    germy

    February 13, 2021 at 8:46 am

    Put Civics Back in the Classroom, Right Now

    Yes! Yes! OMG Yes! If you don’t understand how your government works it becomes increasingly more difficult to hold those in it accountable. (Trust me, there are many who want to keep it that way!) https://t.co/D6Ec48OEIU

    — Jaime Harrison, DNC Chair (@harrisonjaime) February 13, 2021

  18. 18.

    raven

    February 13, 2021 at 8:46 am

    @NotMax: You ever see Sexy Beast? He’s awesome .

  19. 19.

    MattF

    February 13, 2021 at 8:46 am

    And they all understand that Trump’s happy place is where he can threaten and hurt people at will.

  20. 20.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    February 13, 2021 at 8:47 am

    @germy: This would be the lawyer who said he wasn’t sure if he was under oath?

    This is so depressing.

  21. 21.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 13, 2021 at 8:47 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Charming way to start the day. I’m still smiling. Thank you for this, and for all the gems you find and share with us on an almost-daily basis.

  22. 22.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    February 13, 2021 at 8:48 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: Earning your nym again, I see. And more power to you.

  23. 23.

    SFAW

    February 13, 2021 at 8:48 am

    @Baud:

    I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if I ever tried to have some of you killed.

    Haven’t you already tried? Or was I misunderstanding when someone said “Yer killin’ it, Baud”?

  24. 24.

    phdesmond

    February 13, 2021 at 8:49 am

    that’s a cartoon-a-palooza!

  25. 25.

    germy

    February 13, 2021 at 8:49 am

    "Hardly ever used. Ex husband was busy riding other things." ? pic.twitter.com/S4UlVqDcaz

    — Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) January 29, 2021

  26. 26.

    Immanentize

    February 13, 2021 at 8:49 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I may be broken, but that certainly made me smile.

  27. 27.

    germy

    February 13, 2021 at 8:50 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    If my lawyer read a poem and then cried I would just assume I'm getting life in prison

    — Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) February 9, 2021

  28. 28.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    February 13, 2021 at 8:51 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: I try to keep it light and entertaining but when they are policing “tone”, well most of that is in the ear of whoever is doing the policing. More distressing is the new focus of social media outlets to police tone instead of truth.

  29. 29.

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 13, 2021 at 8:51 am

    @J R in WV: When my boys were young we had a Lab/white Shepard mix. They endlessly “abused” him without mercy and he tolerated/loved every second of it. He never got tired of their shenanigans. One game they played was to bury him under every pillow, cushion, and blanket in the living room, then circle him calling out “Where’s Willie? Where’s Willie??” and then jump on him screaming, “There he is!!!” He’d stick his head up from out of the pile and look around to make sure they were OK and then lay it back down.

  30. 30.

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 13, 2021 at 8:53 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: Well done, sir. Well done indeed.

  31. 31.

    germy

    February 13, 2021 at 8:54 am

    Love to think that when we go to sleep, cats are using human-filters in their work zoom meetings

    — Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) February 11, 2021

    “Mr. Whiskers I cannot focus on this case when you have that silly shaven face and side-ears!”

    — Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) February 11, 2021

  32. 32.

    debbie

    February 13, 2021 at 8:55 am

    @germy:

    A response:

    I think they may have faired better with the lawyer with the stuck kitten filter. https://t.co/e3DU4IieaY
    — MomOf3 (@ashao0218) February 9, 2021

  33. 33.

    debbie

    February 13, 2021 at 8:56 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    My community has a FB page which I recently joined. So much whining and kvetching about tone-deafness from the deafest of the members!

  34. 34.

    mali muso

    February 13, 2021 at 8:57 am

    Woke up this morning after a pretty scary nightmare in which I was (inexplicably) on live TV having some kind of a back and forth confrontation with T**** (sort of like at a town hall thing) and then realized after the initial rush of having done a good job standing up for the truth against his gaslighting that my face and name were now known to all of his evil flying monkeys.  And feeling totally panicked for my family.  Ugh.  My subconscious is clearly still not over the PTSD from all of this.

  35. 35.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    February 13, 2021 at 8:57 am

    @germy: It’s occurred to me that that lawyer’s assistant might have enjoyed putting that filter up there

  36. 36.

    SFAW

    February 13, 2021 at 8:58 am

    @NotMax:

    Never cottoned much to Ben Kingsley,

    That’s Sir Ben Kingsley, peasant.

    [NB: In case it wasn’t clear: his persistent demand that the peons address him that way is a little off-putting.]

  37. 37.

    Immanentize

    February 13, 2021 at 8:59 am

    @mali muso: How is you FiL doing?  You must be super stressed from all of that, so maybe Trump is not the source of the dream?

  38. 38.

    Immanentize

    February 13, 2021 at 9:00 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: I just assumed that however the filter got up there, the assistant was in no hurry to remove it….

  39. 39.

    No name

    February 13, 2021 at 9:00 am

    @debbie:Talk about dressing for the occasion!  I loved it.

  40. 40.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:00 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    Did you go look at that #bestofnextdoor twitter feed that laura recommended last night? It’s hilarious!

    https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor

  41. 41.

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 13, 2021 at 9:01 am

    @germy: I like this one:

    Best of Nextdoor@bestofnextdoor
    “Y’ALL GONNA HAVE TO SIT DOWN FOR THIS ONE”

  42. 42.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:02 am

    @debbie:

    I am virtually unable to participate in church now that it’s all Zoom. You’re not allowed to fact-check, so people can go on about how you have to respect the opinions of people who aren’t so “passionate” about getting the vaccine as some of us seem to be.

  43. 43.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    February 13, 2021 at 9:03 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I’m getting pretty good at these suspensions. One of the things I would do toward the end on FB is find a comment on a public post that was way over the top, name-calling, insult, harassment, whatever, and report it as a violation of Facebook community standards. I’d wait a couple days and get the response back from FB telling me it didn’t violate their standards and I could block the person if I wanted to but otherwise nothing would be done. Sometimes they’d pepper their response with flowery speech like, “I know this can be frustrating..”

    Then I’d go comment on a public post with that exact same comment I had reported and been told didn’t violate Facebook community standards and within one or two minutes, be suspended for violating Facebook community standards.

  44. 44.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:03 am

    @mali muso:

    I had Trump dreams last night too. Luckily I can’t remember them.

  45. 45.

    SFAW

    February 13, 2021 at 9:04 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    I try to keep it light and entertaining but when they are policing “tone”, well most of that is in the ear of whoever is doing the policing. More distressing is the new focus of social media outlets to police tone instead of truth.

    Not sure I like the tone of that comment, pal.

  46. 46.

    mali muso

    February 13, 2021 at 9:04 am

    @Immanentize: Both my parents are home with Covid (although everyone is stable and seems to be on the slow mend) so yeah…maybe a source of extra anxiety.  Thanks for asking. :)

  47. 47.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:04 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    The most enraging thing any “customer [non-]service” person can say to me is “I know how frustrating this must be for you.” That just sends me over the edge. I don’t care what you do or don’t know about my feelings, just do something to help me!

  48. 48.

    NotMax

    February 13, 2021 at 9:05 am

    Rudely shocked awake from a nice and much needed nap by if not the mother of then the great-aunt of all leg cramps. Ninety minutes and two aspirin later and now it is down to a manageable and still lessening throb.

    Attribute it to packing too much into too short a time period yesterday, a day when both knees were in major rebellion (often but not always a sign of major weather change coming in about 36 – 48 hours).

  49. 49.

    debbie

    February 13, 2021 at 9:05 am

    @zhena gogolia:

    But they don’t have to respect your opinion, ammirite?

  50. 50.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:05 am

    @NotMax:

    Are you drinking enough water? (and not too much)

  51. 51.

    Betty Cracker

    February 13, 2021 at 9:07 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: There are few joys to equal being swarmed by puppies.

  52. 52.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    February 13, 2021 at 9:09 am

    @zhena gogolia: I missed her recommendation. Checking it out now. Thanks for the repost.

  53. 53.

    SFAW

    February 13, 2021 at 9:10 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    There are few joys to equal being swarmed by puppies.

    I was about to say “What about the Murderer-in-Chief being convicted by the Senate, and later by a criminal jury whereupon he gets 20 years in Rikers?” But then I realized that would be satisfaction, not joy.

  54. 54.

    Ken

    February 13, 2021 at 9:12 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: That sure sounds like it could be the basis of a lawsuit, but there’s probably something in the terms of service that forbids users from suing them.

    I am reminded of the joke in Good Omens where Crowley, after reading a software license, forwards it to the demons who write contracts for human souls with the memo “Learn, guys….”

  55. 55.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    February 13, 2021 at 9:15 am

    @NotMax:

    “Pay attention, I’m acting over here!”

    That’s Meryl Streep for me. Sorry, everybody.

    If you want down and dirty Kingsley, try Sexy Beast.

  56. 56.

    rikyrah

    February 13, 2021 at 9:16 am

    Good Morning, Everyone???

  57. 57.

    MagdaInBlack

    February 13, 2021 at 9:16 am

    @zhena gogolia: Unfortunately, it’s part of the “script” they/we are told to use. I hate it and don’t use it. Yes, my big evil corp even has one for office managers. I ignore it.* =-)

    Eta: *Probably why my customers like me.

  58. 58.

    SFAW

    February 13, 2021 at 9:16 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Are you OK? That’s an extremely un-blech-y comment, I’m worried that you might not be feeling OK.

    But thanks for that one, the toddler’s squeals are wonderful.

  59. 59.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:17 am

    @debbie:

    I just can’t believe she thinks anyone is “passionate” about getting a shot in their arm! It’s science and trying not to die, not a difference of opinion (in my opinion).

  60. 60.

    germy

    February 13, 2021 at 9:20 am

    I bought some cat litter.  I was in a rush and didn’t read the label.

    When I got it home, I see it’s one of those heavily perfumed litters.  My cat’s using it, but she smells like fabric softener.  I started worrying, this can’t be safe… her licking it off her paws.

    I check online and this was the first thing I saw:

    http://foxvalleycatclinic.blogspot.com/2016/04/potential-danger-in-new-cat-litter.html

    Two weeks ago  I saw a patient named Punkin, a little orange girl that is very sweet.  Punkin  suddenly developed a red, inflamed, itchy face and flaming red ear, and the owner was very concerned.    Poor Punkin was very uncomfortable, as you can imagine.  But what I found surprising was how the cat smelled!   Febrezey!!  I asked Punkin’s owner to smell her cat.  She agreed, but she told me she does not use Febreze in her house.  Hmm….  But, she did try a new cat litter recently. Hmmm…. Doing some detective work at home, she realized her Tidy Cat was now laced with Febreze.  The smell from the cat litter was so strong, it was sticking to the cats coat.  And Punkin was breathing this in 24/7.  And developing allergic facial itchiness and discomfort.  Within 24 hours of bathing Punkin and removing the offensive Tidy Cat, Punkin was back to normal.

    I don’t feel comfortable with my cat ingesting this stuff, even if the ASPCA says it’s safe.  I think I’ll use it outside, the next time my sidewalk ices up.

  61. 61.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:20 am

    @MagdaInBlack:

    Oh, I’m well aware it’s scripted.

    If I were a sociologist, I’d write a study of how corporations create this world in which the customer never gets to talk to anyone who has any real power to help them. So you are faced with just shutting up and going away, or screaming in helpless rage at someone you know is not to blame for your plight and can only repeat the words somebody has written for them, which only increases your rage, but you have no one to vent it on except the poor innocent employee, and on and on . . . I’m old enough to know it wasn’t always this way. Companies stood behind their products/services and would let you speak to someone who could help you.

  62. 62.

    NotMax

    February 13, 2021 at 9:20 am

    @Steeplejack

    Yeah, Streep is the distaff side of that for me too. Can appreciate her skill but at the same time be rankled by her technique.

  63. 63.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    February 13, 2021 at 9:21 am

    @Ken: I actually sent them a long missive showing them my work about the two different standards. They didn’t reply.

    I surmised that there’s a list one gets on when FB does uphold a violation of their community standards and thereafter your posts and comments are automatically reviewed and in a less tolerable light as a repeat offender.

  64. 64.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:22 am

    @NotMax:

    We are re-watching Downton Abbey (into season 4 now), and are marveling at the unobtrusive acting skill of everyone in the cast, down to the last under-gardener. Streep and Kingsley could learn a thing or two from Phyllis Logan and Sophie McShera.

    ETA: and don’t get me started on Maggie Smith and Penelope Wilton! Geniuses!

  65. 65.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    February 13, 2021 at 9:23 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    Well played, you! Bringing a dash of paprika to the bland “I need a plumber and I also saw a sketchy black person” proceedings.

    I saw you guys talking about NextDoor yesterday and wanted to ask: is there a way to check out your “neighborhood” before formally signing up?

  66. 66.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 13, 2021 at 9:23 am

    That golden bull in the top video is pretty impressive. Wonder whether Amir has been to see it yet.

  67. 67.

    MagdaInBlack

    February 13, 2021 at 9:25 am

    @zhena gogolia: That should also include the endless voice prompts that are replacing actual humans on the other end. Those, I rage at.

    True customer service is non-existent once the big money gets involved. I remember when it was different too.

  68. 68.

    Baud

    February 13, 2021 at 9:26 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning.

  69. 69.

    Percysowner

    February 13, 2021 at 9:28 am

    I get my first COVID vaccine on Monday! I’m really excited.

  70. 70.

    Benw

    February 13, 2021 at 9:28 am

    @germy: good call!

  71. 71.

    JMG

    February 13, 2021 at 9:29 am

    So some Democratic Senators have said they won’t vote to allow witnesses. It doesn’t matter how hard we work for them, or what is clear we wish from them, they will always be weaklings.

  72. 72.

    germy

    February 13, 2021 at 9:29 am

    This is a real 2021 headline:
    Louise Linton’s Sex-Cannibal Comedy, Me You Madness, Is Here, and It Is Not Good

  73. 73.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:30 am

    @JMG:

    Source?

  74. 74.

    germy

    February 13, 2021 at 9:32 am

    @zhena gogolia:
    WASHINGTON – Democratic senators said Thursday there was no need for the Senate to call witnesses at former President Donald Trump’s impeachment trial, hinting at a possible early end to the trial as Trump’s team prepares to begin its opening arguments Friday.
    Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, D-N.Y., said the Senate had heard from enough people through “interviews and video presentation” played during three days of trial.
    “I feel like we’ve heard from enough witnesses,” she said.
    Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., said Trump could come and “give his explanation of the day,” but “otherwise, it feels like to me we’re done.”
    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2021/02/11/trump-impeachment-trial-democratic-senators-say-no-need-witnesses/6728449002/

    Sheldon Whitehouse disagrees, though.

    One way to clear it up? Suspend trial to depose McCarthy and Tuberville under oath and get facts. Ask Secret Service to produce for review comms back to White House re VP Pence safety during siege. What did Trump know, and when did he know it?— Sheldon Whitehouse (@SenWhitehouse) February 13, 2021

  75. 75.

    NotMax

    February 13, 2021 at 9:32 am

    @zhena gogolia

    Dipped into Hunderby on Prime. Strange, erratic, hit or miss period piece. Think if Jane Austen and Harold Robbins had collaborated on a book, edited by Norman Lear.

  76. 76.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    February 13, 2021 at 9:33 am

    @Steeplejack (phone): I don’t think so. But you can eliminate neighborhoods you don’t like. By default you get your neighborhood and all the neighborhoods around your neighborhood in a maybe 10 mile radius? You can go opt out of neighborhoods in the settings.

    I’m probably the last person you should be asking. I was only on the mobile app for 24 hours before my fresh mouth got me in trouble.

  77. 77.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    February 13, 2021 at 9:33 am

    @rikyrah:

    Good morning! ?

  78. 78.

    JMG

    February 13, 2021 at 9:35 am

    @zhena gogolia: 
    Public comments by Sen. Marie Hizono.

  79. 79.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:36 am

    @germy:

    So they said it Thursday, before the McCarthy story of last night?

  80. 80.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:36 am

    @NotMax:

    Sounds weird.

  81. 81.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    February 13, 2021 at 9:36 am

    @MagdaInBlack: The ones that enrage me are the ones that make you say words or phrases instead of pushing buttons and then can’t understand what you are saying. And then when they have the automated voice make typing sounds and pretend to be looking up something, I just lose it and unleash on the 0 key.

  82. 82.

    JMG

    February 13, 2021 at 9:38 am

    @zhena gogolia: Report by CNN issue is being debated right now by Senate Democrats.

  83. 83.

    NotMax

    February 13, 2021 at 9:39 am

    @JMG

    Marie Hizono

    Ahem. Mazie Hirono.

  84. 84.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:39 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    The typing sounds drive me crazy! What kind of idiot do you think I am????

  85. 85.

    Rob

    February 13, 2021 at 9:39 am

    I’m on the edge of DC and the predicted freezing rain started maybe an hour ago. A half-hour ago our stairs and sidewalk were already getting icy. Now our car windshields are covered with a thin glaze of ice. So much for doing anything today.

    We should get less than 1/10 of an inch of ice today. Sleet and even a bit of snow is predicted today. It will all be over some time after midnight. Fun stuff.

  86. 86.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:39 am

    @JMG:

    And they’re making public statements in the middle of it?

  87. 87.

    MagdaInBlack

    February 13, 2021 at 9:42 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: The “0” key is my whipping boy too.

  88. 88.

    JMG

    February 13, 2021 at 9:43 am

    @NotMax: My bad. I am a poor typist.

  89. 89.

    NotMax

    February 13, 2021 at 9:43 am

    @zhena gogolia

    What kind of idiot do you think I am????

    “First class.”

    h/t Firesign Theater

    ;)

  90. 90.

    Nelle

    February 13, 2021 at 9:44 am

    I just realized that Marjorie Taylor Green has been pushed off the news since Tuesday.  Small blessings?

  91. 91.

    Soprano2

    February 13, 2021 at 9:45 am

    @NotMax: Leg cramps suck, I’m sorry. I’m going to tell you the same thing I told my stepson in Paia – if you came here right now I think it would kill you. Our highest forecast temp until Friday is 19 degrees. The lowest is -7. We might get 12″ of snow,  too. This is such a great week to have Monday off! At least I won’t have to hear people complaining next summer that it never got cold enough to kill off the bugs.

  92. 92.

    Raven

    February 13, 2021 at 9:49 am

    @zhena gogolia: who knew someone paralyzed from the waist down couldn’t father a child???

  93. 93.

    jackmac

    February 13, 2021 at 9:50 am

    The spouse and I received our second COVID-19 vaccinations on Friday. No odd reactions (other than a soreness from the needle prick). We’re relieved to finally be ahead of this scourge but will continue safe practices (double-masking, social distancing) until the pandemic is well into the rear view mirror. Also, Democrats could have easily added a second impeachment charge over how Trump bumblefucked the national response and the ensuing deaths, illnesses and economic calamities that resulted.

  94. 94.

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 13, 2021 at 9:50 am

    @SFAW: Tomato, tomahto…

  95. 95.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 9:50 am

    @Raven:

    Luckily we’re past that particular plot twist!

    I’m actually enjoying the post-Matthew episodes much more this time.

  96. 96.

    NotMax

    February 13, 2021 at 9:50 am

    @Soprano2

    Two years spent in Minnesota. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt down vest. January of one of those years the high for the entire month was 0.

    :)

  97. 97.

    jackmac

    February 13, 2021 at 9:51 am

    The spouse and I received our second COVID-19 vaccinations on Friday. No odd reactions (other than a soreness from the needle prick). We’re relieved to finally be ahead of this scourge but will continue safe practices (double-masking, social distancing) until the pandemic is well into the rear view mirror. Also, Democrats could have easily added a second impeachment charge over how Trump bumblefucked the national response and the ensuing deaths, illnesses and economic calamities.

  98. 98.

    Betty Cracker

    February 13, 2021 at 9:53 am

    We’ve got thunderstorms for the next several days, but it’s not cold, so no complaints. We need the rain.

  99. 99.

    JMG

    February 13, 2021 at 9:54 am

    @zhena gogolia: She said this am before the meeting.

  100. 100.

    Soprano2

    February 13, 2021 at 9:54 am

    @NotMax: You couldn’t pay me enough money to live in Minnesota. How long ago was that? My stepson had been on Maui for 18 years,  and in California before that.

  101. 101.

    NotMax

    February 13, 2021 at 9:57 am

    @Soprano2

    1975 – 1977.

  102. 102.

    debbie

    February 13, 2021 at 9:58 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    I believe that’s the storm that’s coming up the coast to join the snowstorm here (up to 8 inches) and become yet another nor’easter. Yikes!

  103. 103.

    Geminid

    February 13, 2021 at 10:00 am

    The downside of calling prosecution witnesses is that the defense will get to call theirs. I think the Senate “jurors” already comprehend the core facts of what McCarthy and Pence would say. These and other witnesses might provide more clarity for the the public audience. But the defense will deploy a squid strategy, expelling as much rhetorical ink as possible to obscure and deflect, and will use procedural fights over who can be compelled to testify to suck up time and attention.

  104. 104.

    NotMax

    February 13, 2021 at 10:03 am

    @Betty Cracker

    Still remember hearing a Philly TV weatherperson announce as the forecast, “For tomorrow, expect big boomies.”

  105. 105.

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 13, 2021 at 10:04 am

    @Soprano2: It’s my fault. Just a week or 2 ago I was complaining about how mild it was. The weather gods heard me and said, “Oh. You want some winter? Here, have some of this.”

  106. 106.

    Elizabelle

    February 13, 2021 at 10:04 am

    WaPost:  McConnell signals he’ll vote for acquittal.

  107. 107.

    Kathleen

    February 13, 2021 at 10:04 am

    @Baud: OK I LOL’d out loud! Brilliant!

  108. 108.

    RandomMonster

    February 13, 2021 at 10:05 am

    @NotMax: I like big boomies and I cannot lie

  109. 109.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    February 13, 2021 at 10:07 am

    Raskin started right with the McCarthy Trump phone call on 1/6. Saying they want to subpoena McCarthy.

  110. 110.

    Soprano2

    February 13, 2021 at 10:07 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I thought I caused it by commenting a couple of weeks ago that I wasn’t going to have to get out my down coat at all this winter. Good to know I wasn’t the only one who jinxed it.

  111. 111.

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 13, 2021 at 10:07 am

    @Soprano2: My sister loves it up there.

  112. 112.

    citizen dave

    February 13, 2021 at 10:10 am

    @jackmac: “Also, Democrats could have easily added a second impeachment charge over how Trump bumblefucked the national response and the ensuing deaths, illnesses and economic calamities.”

    Agree.  Plus the Georgia phone call–clear evidence of at least one major crime.  I guess state and federal election law crimes.

    I know it’s been said many times here but it does seem like this impeachment was done because it was the right thing to do; and for some kind of closure and historical record.  One thing that’s bothered me is framing on mainstream networks (no cable) that the “Democrats need to get 17 more votes” etc.  The Democrats don’t need anything.  The evidence is clear, the other party members can make their choice.  The Democrats will be on the right side of history

    I kind of like the suspension idea to create a purgatory period, while a 1/6 commission digs into more fact-finding.

  113. 113.

    germy

    February 13, 2021 at 10:13 am

    new impeachment thread up —>

  114. 114.

    catclub

    February 13, 2021 at 10:13 am

    @jackmac: Also, Democrats could have easily added a second impeachment charge over how Trump bumblefucked the national response and the ensuing deaths, illnesses and economic calamities.

     

    The Republicans would claim that case came too LATE, it should have been filed in May. That catch 22 is some catch.

  115. 115.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    February 13, 2021 at 10:16 am

    @jackmac: Also, Democrats could have easily added a second impeachment charge over how Trump bumblefucked the national response and the ensuing deaths, illnesses and economic calamities.

    1) Long accepted principle that you can’t impeach for “maladministration”
    2) define “easily”

  116. 116.

    Cameron

    February 13, 2021 at 10:21 am

    @Elizabelle: Quelle surprise!

  117. 117.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    February 13, 2021 at 10:24 am

    @debbie: or possibly not  since he apparently has a history of stalking and abusing his position as a prosecutor –Kitten filter lawyer has history of using his position to retaliate against ex-lover

  118. 118.

    SFAW

    February 13, 2021 at 10:24 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Wonder whether Amir has been to see it yet.

    Probably not. Animal Control had to tranq it after its rampage, and then relocated it to Nepal or somewhere else.

  119. 119.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    February 13, 2021 at 10:26 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: good. I hope they can compel McCarthy to testify, under oath. Let’s see him tell the truth or perjure himself.

  120. 120.

    germy

    February 13, 2021 at 10:30 am

    Senator PotatoTown voted no.

    Lindsey just changed his vote to “yes”

  121. 121.

    Kathleen

    February 13, 2021 at 10:33 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: I scream at “The Voice”. I wrote a piece for my Writers’ Group about The Voice and incorporated in the end of my play where Lucifer is trying to reach his boss Beast Bot 666. I imagine The Voices live on a server farm where the mock us on their smoke breaks.

  122. 122.

    Kathleen

    February 13, 2021 at 10:38 am

    @Rob: Cincy is supposed to get 9 inches of snow between Monday and Tuesday. Today my focus is on trolling for treats and meal food. Not leaving the garage after I park the car today. And I realize the BJ northern Ohio contingent is wondering why it’s such a big deal but they are much heartier than I.

  123. 123.

    Kathleen

    February 13, 2021 at 10:40 am

    @NotMax: Lived there for 6 years during my high school years. Sounds about right

     

  124. 124.

    JAFD

    February 13, 2021 at 10:44 am

    @zhena gogolia: Which is why, when I have gripe with a business, I write letter, print out, send to CEO at head office address (that’s why God gave us Wikipedia).

    Much less frustrating than phone tag.  One benefit of being a bit hardofhearing (I mention that in letter, request ‘would rather not communicate by phone’)

  125. 125.

    zhena gogolia

    February 13, 2021 at 10:48 am

    @JAFD: And you get results?

  126. 126.

    NotMax

    February 13, 2021 at 10:49 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist

    However nonfeasance of office would apply.

  127. 127.

    WaterGirl

    February 13, 2021 at 10:51 am

    @mali muso: That sounds awful, worse than mine. I have been having worry dreams about COVID.  Two nights in a row.

    *though come to think of it, several weeks ago I had a creepy T**** dream where he had my niece tied up on a table, and I set her free, and then we got back to (somewhere?) in a high-rise building with windows, and when I looked out the window his ugly face was staring right at me.

  128. 128.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    February 13, 2021 at 10:51 am

    @Kathleen: You mean on their pretend smoke breaks, represented by sounds of air being inhaled and exhaled lustily.

  129. 129.

    WaterGirl

    February 13, 2021 at 10:55 am

    @mali muso: Oh, no, so your mom got it, too.  Sigh.  Is your dad’s pneumonia better?

  130. 130.

    ian

    February 13, 2021 at 10:57 am

    It’s Gingrich, Delay, Hastret, Boehner, Ryan, and McCarthy that I believe are the six dudes Mrs. Plaskett is referring to.  Being an incompetent jerk is indeed part of the job description.  I think Dick Army might also fall into this category.  If so, he is the low bar of competence in the modern Republican party.

  131. 131.

    WaterGirl

    February 13, 2021 at 10:58 am

    @zhena gogolia: @MagdaInBlack:

    What?  They haven’t added “calm down” to the script?  That’s always so helpful…

  132. 132.

    WaterGirl

    February 13, 2021 at 10:59 am

    @JMG: well, hopefully some of the republicans who voted yes in the previous vote, like the woman who is talking about the McCarthy-T**** phone call will be willing to vote for witnesses.

  133. 133.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    February 13, 2021 at 11:21 am

    Chuck Todd is the most vapid political observer on the planet, even more than Luke Russert when they made him a politico on his 13th birthday in honor of his dead dad. In a meritocracy, Chuck Todd would be explaining to you why they ran out of roast beef on his Arby’s shift.

  134. 134.

    Amir Khalid

    February 13, 2021 at 11:32 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: ​
     Pavilion is in Bukit Bintang, the most crowded shopping area in central KL. I tend to avoid Bukit Bintang, especially these days. So no, I haven’t seen that 3D bull in person.

  135. 135.

    Gvg

    February 13, 2021 at 11:36 am

    @zhena gogolia: No. Some companies stood behind their products. Most never did. Don’t romanticize the past. Bad companies are always the majority. And the free market doesn’t always kill the terribly managed companies and reward the good service company because their are always multiple factors influencing events.
    Customers generally don’t like being treated badly though, so it can happen.

  136. 136.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 13, 2021 at 11:42 am

    @Baud: My loyalty to you will remain unchanged.

     

     

     

    Nil.

  137. 137.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 13, 2021 at 11:52 am

    @zhena gogolia: ​
      I usually ask if the person I am talking to is authorized to okay whatever I am asking for. If they say no, I ask to be transferred up the ladder. No sense in spending time talking to people who cannot help – it’s not their fault; they are just doing their job. But someone in the organization can say yes, and that is the person I want to speak to.

  138. 138.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 13, 2021 at 11:56 am

    @Geminid: ​
      Some folks were just waiting for some excuse to say that the Dems disappointed them. This was apparently it.

  139. 139.

    Geminid

    February 13, 2021 at 12:02 pm

    @Geminid: Correction: it seems that the defense cannot call whomever it wants to testify. It sounds like the Senators have a vote on particular witnesses. Advocates for trump have been making big talk about all the witnesses they’ll call. They may not have understood this either.

  140. 140.

    Geminid

    February 13, 2021 at 12:08 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Some people will use any issue whatsoever at any times to undermine confidence in the Democratic party. These people are not Democrats, but they know they can influence unwary Democrats. Their motivation is transparent to anyone who pays attention.

  141. 141.

    Rob

    February 13, 2021 at 12:26 pm

    @Kathleen: That’s a fair amount of snow away from the lakes and the north. Good luck with your plans! We were going to go to bank & post office just after 9 am to beat the weather but the weather beat us. So we drank hot chocolate, ate an early lunch, and are … going to do some work.

  142. 142.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    February 13, 2021 at 12:32 pm

    @mali muso: oh I hope they get well soon with no long term effects.

  143. 143.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    February 13, 2021 at 12:52 pm

    @germy: Now, in contrast, here is an excellent film where sexual cannibalism plays a role. (I can’t believe there was an actual excuse to post that link).

    Explanation: My wife and I have an annual V-day tradition that includes watching the Oscar-Nominated Short Films, which are packaged and released for theatrical viewing in early Feb in normal years. Oscars and nominations are delayed this year, so we’re doing a “best of” festival where we track down and watch shorts from previous years.

    The link is to an animated film about a multi-species group therapy session run by a dog who is a self-help guru. It’s one of my all-time favorites. One of the group is a praying mantis who has a habit of, well, you know…

  144. 144.

    brantl

    February 13, 2021 at 12:56 pm

    @NotMax: Use Gatorade, if this is an electrolyte related cramp, nothing else will work better, other than intravenous Ringer’s solution..

  145. 145.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    February 13, 2021 at 12:58 pm

    @zhena gogolia: ​

    So you are faced with just shutting up and going away, or screaming in helpless rage at someone you know is not to blame for your plight and can only repeat the words somebody has written for them, which only increases your rage, but you have no one to vent it on except the poor innocent employee

    As you say, we have no choice but to vent to that employee. Unless I feel they are being personally unhelpful, I try to remember to say, “I’m not mad at you personally and I’m sorry you have to bear the brunt of this, but…”  Also I do expect that they can help me, and often they come through, though it may take several tries. For instance, the online order I had with Lowes for some lumber last summer, which did eventually arrive 3 months late after only 3 phone calls.

  146. 146.

    Bill Arnold

    February 13, 2021 at 1:05 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    I’m old enough to know it wasn’t always this way. Companies stood behind their products/services and would let you speak to someone who could help you.

    In such cases, my father would often write a polite but forceful paper letter (not sure if handwritten or word processor) to the CEO of the company. Often got deferential action, sometimes compensation.

  147. 147.

    leeleeFL

    February 13, 2021 at 1:06 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead: I only look on Nextdoor, never engage.  Ain’t safe here in Flori- duh!  One can learn some local news though, do there’s that.  I don’t need it for weather, I can hear it’s pouring!

  148. 148.

    WaterGirl

    February 13, 2021 at 2:10 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: That’s cold.

  149. 149.

    rikyrah

    February 13, 2021 at 3:07 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Awe??

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