The U.S. House of Representatives canceled its session planned after Washington D.C. Police warned that a militia group could be plotting to attack the Capitol https://t.co/w8rksD4cXz pic.twitter.com/SvjtpRQDVc
— Reuters (@Reuters) March 4, 2021
fox news getting the inside dirt on clandestine far right operations by interviewing their employees https://t.co/oBrWmsYXYg
— Peloton InfoSec Analyst (Incident Response) (@CalmSporting) March 3, 2021
Capitol Police did not identify the militia group that it says has threatened to breach the U.S. Capitol on Thursday. Capitol Police chief Yogananda Pittman declined in testimony before a House panel to provide any more details publicly. https://t.co/VokvZKS9ST
— The Associated Press (@AP) March 3, 2021
(Strong suggestions it’s the Three Percenters / Oath Keepers, but that mustn’t be averred directly, because so many members of that cohort are also working law enforcement officials.)
I love this world where we're on pins and needles bimonthly because some shitposting soothsayer turned our most divorced uncles into Templars. https://t.co/gfX4L5Kgm2
— Zeddy (@Zeddary) March 3, 2021
Comprehensive explainer, by the BBC, of our quaint ex-colonial ways:
Why are QAnon believers obsessed with 4 March?https://t.co/J1VHEZH2hn
— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) March 4, 2021
… The idea stems from the belief among some QAnon followers that the United States turned from a country into a corporation after the passage of the District of Columbia Organic Act of 1871.
It’s an odd, unfounded theory drawn from the sovereign citizen movement, an extreme libertarian fringe that opposes federal laws, general taxation and even the US currency on the grounds that they restrict individual rights.
Believers in the QAnon offshoot maintain that every US president, act and amendment passed after 1871 is illegitimate…
Come, fellow SovCits, let us declare a return to the halcyon days when not-Whites were livestock, and women not much more privileged!
Somebody keep an eye on Rand Paul; I don’t think he’s a sovereign-citizen believer, but he’s surely aware of their propaganda and ready to take advantage of any opening they might wedge.
Baud
The work goes on.
rikyrah
Good Morning, Everyone???
Immanentize
If only Rand Paul’s neighbor was a stronger man….
I’m really too exhausted for this crap.
Immanentize
@rikyrah: good morning, I guess.
Baud
Notice the difference between the headline and the synopsis.
I didn’t click.
Baud
@rikyrah: Good morning.
Immanentize
On the bright side, today is HPV Awareness Day! Hooray!
Seems appropriate somehow.
OzarkHillbilly
@Immanentize: Blech.
satby
They shouldn’t have cancelled, they should have staged enough law enforcement inside and as out of sight as possible and then had a normal session, letting any potential insurrectionists get a huge surprise if they tried anything.
debbie
@Immanentize:
It is a good morning! Nothing but sun for the next week and snowdrops are out! Oh, you meant D.C. Never mind.
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
@rikyrah:
Good morning
satby
@Immanentize: Yeah, I’m pretty fed up with all of this idiocy too. Time to kick back hard.
debbie
@satby:
Maybe the chatter showed a real threat to Nancy. I can’t imagine she would have gone along with cancellation unless there was a genuine threat.
Steeplejack (phone)
@rikyrah:
Good morning! ?
Low Key Swagger
Really don’t like this decision. Knowing in advance means we can plan. Are they going to shut down for every threat?
debbie
@Baud:
I read that paper cover to cover every day for about 20 years. I can’t stand what it’s become.
Baud
@debbie:
For the House, the threat includes the GOP caucus.
SFAW
Isn’t that pro-anarchy, more-or-less?
debbie
@Baud:
And yet, the GOP caucus continues to curry the terrorists’ favor!
SFAW
@debbie:
Maybe Gym Jordan, Boebert, Greene, and the rest of the RWMFs should be pre-emptively “detained.” In Somalia or the Marianas Trench, perhaps. For their own safety, of course.
Nicole
Oh my god, I’m so tired of these losers. Bunch of over privileged bullies whose parents did a crap job raising. And now we’re stuck with their jackass behavior.
Baud
@debbie:
No, I meant their caucus is part of the threat.
Baud
@Nicole:
I blame participation trophies.
OzarkHillbilly
@satby: Agreed.
SFAW
@Baud:
But does it really? Not that I think it was really going to happen, but I would bet those of evil intent could recognize the Speaker, as well as Hoyer, AOC, and so forth. Unless they’re planning to go full-Gilead — always a possibility, albeit unlikely (I hope) — the Rethug reps are probably relatively safe.
ETA: Ah, I see your clarification. Consider my comment withdrawn, because I agree with you.
OzarkHillbilly
@Baud: I blame Obama.
debbie
@Baud:
Ah, of course, you’re right. Especially McCarthy, the eternal ass-kisser.
debbie
@SFAW:
No argument at all. Though Jordan is busy trying to force Ohio’s governor to Be Abbott.
p.a.
So what does our diarchy of Manchin and Sinema think of these House bills?
Ksmiami
@Nicole: I want them obliterated- try something and just fucking droned or hit with mortar return fire. I mean we did to Bin Laden et al.
FlyingToaster
@satby: The problem may be that the calls are coming from inside the house…
They haven’t completed their
purgeinvestigation of Capitol Police with ties to the insurrectionist groups. So I am not nearly as unhappy as I probably should be.Of course, I’d have shut every hotel and motel within 40 miles of DC, if I were the Padishah Empress. And then kept Congress in session.
OzarkHillbilly
@p.a.: Eh, piffle in comparison to the all important filibuster without which this country will descend into chaos.
debbie
The CEO of ERCOT has been fired. When is it Abbott’s turn?
ET
I know these people are idiots but JFC these people are FUCKING IDIOTS.
As a DC resident, I am somewhat familiar with the District of Columbia Organic Act of 1871. It is about the government of the District of Columbia and not about Congress or the federal government. What is sad is that the Wikipedia entry for this now how has to address the idiot conspiracy.
OzarkHillbilly
A competent reporter would have asked about that.
Nicole
@Baud: You think the introduction of participation trophies, demonstrating to kids that there is a tangible reward for putting in effort and showing up every week, rather than just awarding prizes to kids lucky enough to have been born with specific advantages valued by our society is what set off the rage of a bunch of financially comfortable, heterosexual white guys?
Oh… wait…
Immanentize
@OzarkHillbilly: Deep fake dry runs
Dorothy A. Winsor
@OzarkHillbilly: Wow. I assume this was just over the radio with no visuals, but still, Booker is pretty identifiable not only by his voice but also by the things he says. He’s not quite “love is love is love” but he’s in that territory, bless his heart.
Geminid
@SFAW: The sovereign citizens are not pro-anarchy if they believe their own militias will be enforcing order. Under the direction of elected county sheriffs, who are deemed the cornerstones of this imaginary republic.
SFAW
@Nicole:
No, Baud’s just pissed that he’s still owed his trophies for his 2020 and 2024 preznitential runs.
RandomMonster
So the terrorists have won. Just not the same terrorists.
SFAW
@Geminid:
Libertarians, anarchists, fascists — what’s the diff, right?
I expect they’d get their knickers in a twist if the sheriffs actually tried to hold them accountable for any wrongdoing.
Soprano2
@Baud: Democrats need to do something about this press belief that “working class” or “blue collar” means “white”, and that there are no other blue collar workers.
Baud
@OzarkHillbilly:
I have a feeling no one is laughing harder than Cory Booker.
Baud
@Soprano2:
Honestly, it’s not the Dems’ responsibility to fix other people. The Dems just need to remember who makes up the working class and which portion of them will actually consider voting for the Dem ticket.
Nicole
@SFAW: Last I heard, his trophies were in the mail… oh… wait…
Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony
I’m inclined to believe that Rand Paul really is a sovereign citizen believer. On that, at least, I don’t think he is just pretending.
Soprano2
The sheriff’s job is to control “those people” and keep them out, not to actually enforce the laws against white people.
Soprano2
@Baud: No, what I’m suggesting is that whenever it’s appropriate, Democrats need to emphasize that they have the support of the blue collar/pink collar working class electorate, and talk about who is in that group. Way too many people think “factory workers” and “coal miners” when you say blue collar, and it’s gone way beyond that. Democrats need to take any opportunity to raise people’s awareness about that.
Baud
@Soprano2:
Exactly. It’s why the residents of Rock Ridge were so upset at first.
jeffreyw
The house took the day off to try to impress on the media that they were taking the attack on 1/6 seriously. That the insurrectionists were not a motley crew of clowns and misfits. They are saying to the judges and the grand juries that they need to bring the hammer down.
OzarkHillbilly
@Dorothy A. Winsor: According to the story, a number of people familiar with his voice and speech patterns picked up on it immediately.
Stories like this make me think I could get on the radio by pretending to be the ghost of Stalin.
OzarkHillbilly
@Baud: Yeah, I certainly would if I were in those shoes.
cmorenc
@Geminid:
I can understand the notion of extreme minimal-to-vanishing-point libertarian view of government, wrongheaded as it is – but where in Hell did the notion come from that the foundation of what legitimate government that exists is “elected county sheriffs“?
Enhanced Voting Techniques
Events like these give me new understanding of Napoleon’s “Whiff of grapeshot” policy for those who want to violently overthrow the government
Ken
Look how well it’s worked for you here on BJ.
I prefer the version of this prank where it’s a reporter calling a politician and pretending to be someone. When it works, they can get such startling admissions from the mark.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
@cmorenc: You’re missing the point – Sovereign Citizens is a confidence scam that targets tax evaders. The main point is and excuse to pay no taxes but collect all the government benefits, but you have to attend this seminar for a reasonable fee.
Ken
@cmorenc: US Constitution, Article mumble, Section cough.
I suspect the real answer is “because they think they can control the election for sheriff.”
Baud
Bipartisanship!
OzarkHillbilly
@Ken: Borat has made himself a lot of money doing just that. WHF at Veritas has tried to, but he’s really just a 2 bit grifter.
Baud
Enhanced Voting Techniques
I bet you could by claiming to be Hugo Chavez, and you wouldn’t even need to fake an Hispanic accent.
Geminid
@Soprano2: And in the new republic, a majority of armed citizens would be able to “recall” wayward sheriffs and elect replacements. Ownership of both a hand gun and a long gun probably would be required for the voting franchise.
Baud
He should call it Infrastructure Fortnight, just for the one-upmanship.
Jinchi
So do they consider that a good thing or a bad thing?
Shalimar
@satby: I like the idea, but don’t think it would work with Boebert/Gosar etc. directly communicating with the enemy. No surprise is possible .
Another Scott
@OzarkHillbilly: A few years ago a Black guy was interviewing with the BBCTV for a job at the headquarters. They brought him on as an expert/official from some African country and interviewed him live on the World News for several minutes.
Because it must be him, right??!
Sounds like they didn’t fix that problem…
Cheers,
Scott.
Baud
@Enhanced Voting Techniques:
If he called into a right wing broadcast and admitted to working with Dems to rig the election, no one would question his bona fides.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
Not quite how it works, there is some magical phrase you need to recite to “reclaim your strawman” at which point you become a one man sovereign nation and since everyone else is a slave of the Rothchilds you can do as you please.
Jeffro
I think it might be related to “we have enough white folks in this county (if not the state or the country) to keep electing/keep control of the sheriff’s office, so that’s what we’re going to go with”
ETA: or what Ken said at #58 ;)
SFAW
@Nicole:
Until now, I had completely missed the idea the Shitgibbon installed DeJoy just so Baud’s trophies would get “lost” in the mail.
Schemes within schemes within schemes …
Thanks for bringing this to our attention!
Jinchi
@Baud:
220+112 = 435?
SFAW
@OzarkHillbilly:
“Pretending”? You mean you’re NOT?
SFAW
@Jinchi:
Hexadecimal
Dorothy A. Winsor
@Baud: That’s what you get when you never compromise. After a while, even the Democrats get it. Except for Manchin and Sinema, of course.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
Exactly!
And bonus points for
Back in the day the Creationists started their own Wiki because Wikipeada was a hive of libertard villainy, so it was real game so see who could get the most outrageous edit passed the Creationist Wiki moderators; Stalin invented the dog, that kind of stuff. It sure seems like the Right Wing media is going there,
SFAW
@Baud:
“Eager to prevent President Biden and Democrats from doing anything to help non-wealthy America, Republicans leave America behind”
ETA: And the ” Republicans who MAY never compromise” should be “WILL never compromise”
WaterGirl
@jeffreyw: Interesting thought.
BruceFromOhio
@satby: While this certainly has emotional appeal, I put it in the context of “Bin Laden determined to strike in US” – if you knew a terrorist attack was possible at a certain place and time, you’d do well to plan not to be there at that place and time.
Because that’s what these two-bit ratfuck soulless criminals are: terrorists.
In another light, “Marjorie Q. Greene’s Day Off” probably isn’t what anyone really had on the calendar for today.
OzarkHillbilly
@Baud:
They misspelled “will” again.
Geminid
@Geminid: My own Virginia county board of supervisors showed glimmerings of the sovereign citizen’s movement last January, when it joined a wave of other rural counties and declared itself a “Second Amendment Sanctuary County.” It was pretty much a symbolic move, with no kinds of enabling ordinances passed. I take it as kind of a joke, at least so long as Virginia’s State Police function under a Democratic Governor. The county mounties just aren’t going to try to stand up to the state guys and gals. At least not the ones I see munching breakfast biscuits at the local store.
I think this movement carries more weight out West, though.
WaterGirl
@BruceFromOhio: I have a visceral reaction to seeing photos of QAnon Marge, maybe even stronger than to I have T****.
Her stupid masks with their embroidered bullshit lies make me want to punch her, and I have never hit anyone.
OzarkHillbilly
@SFAW:Nope, I’m not the ghost of Stalin. I’m really the ghost of Benedict Arnold.
danielx
@Baud:
Dems finally figured it out!
And the corollary: fuck those guys.
wenchacha
@Soprano2: “labor” “hourly workers”
CarolDuhart2
Those who are objecting to the no-session day forget that there are others more vulnerable who work there. People who ride share or ride the bus on their way to work. If Congress people are there, they have to be there too. And they can’t just rideshare or even take off too.
I doubt there will be an organized group without Trump to organize it or egg them on. However, there’s always people who are absolutely convinced, like random end of the worlders, that Trump will be inaugurated, that there will be arrests, that JFK Jr will descend from the sky and make all things right. When its clear that nothing is really going to happen, then nobody wants to face the bitter, delusional rage of these people, and these are people who are likely to take it out on anyone who works at the Capitol. Especially if they don’t really know who’s a Congressperson, and who’s simply a worker. People waiting on the bus/subway are particularly vulnerable here, especially if they work late and have to go home alone.
A Ghost to Most
I’m sure glad all the hard work was before Nov. 3. /s
p.a.
Psaki or Biden himself should just come out and say “We’re not playing the game the Republicans got away with in ’09-’12.”
MitchMccalvinball.
zhena gogolia
@A Ghost to Most:
I don’t recall anyone ever saying it was.
Geminid
@OzarkHillbilly: Stalin was from Georgia, anyway. So his ghost most likely is Subaru Diane.
BruceFromOhio
@Geminid: Oh, she is SO busted now.
jeffreyw
@WaterGirl: It’s an elaboration on a comment I made yesterday:
viliageidiocy
@CarolDuhart2: Thank you for pointing out that there others who work on Capitol Hill who aren’t elected. There are a huge number of support staff, also in harms way. In addition, folks forget that DC is a working city, where the majority do things other than politics. Really.
A neighbor of mine works for a rep, left the building on the 6th about 30′ before it was breached by the mob, most of her co-workers stayed. Took her a bottle of wine that night and chatted, in masks, for a bit. She was shaken up and still had to work into the wee hours because Congress re-convened to finish the certification. Luckily, she could do it at a distance by cable tv. Recently got a thank-you note from her, but a bottle of wine and a chat was the least we could do. None of us go to work to die, no matter what the job, nor what we believe.
Subsole
@SFAW: Yes. But with the added spice of completely unregulated hypercapitalism!!
So, basically the absolute worst parts of lawlessness, socialism and feudalism.
It’s hard to be dumber than a tankie. These folks manage it.
Subsole
@Baud: Excellent point.
Here’s your ribbon.
BruceFromOhio
@WaterGirl: I am right there with you. However, (he said to himself in the mirror) we all do well to keep in mind that this is what people like Greene want, and is why they do what they do. She would LOVE nothing better than to have someone like you or me deck her right in the kisser. Not only could she whip out a whole deck of victim cards, she’d fundraise herself right into re-election. It’s a nice, closed-loop con with plenty of marks ready to buy in.
Instead, let’s work to give her the same career arc as Trey Gowdy. That would be so much more satisfying, amirite?
Subsole
@FlyingToaster: This.
What all this tells me is the capitol police are not reliable at this point.
Weren’t there like 30 some officers mixed up in the 1/6 Invasion?
PaulB
@Baud: “Notice the difference between the headline and the synopsis.”
I would argue it’s even worse, as the headline should have said, “Republicans won *white* blue collar voter.”
Omnes Omnibus
@Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony:
Ron Paul might actually be a believer. I don’t thing Rand believes in anything but his own advantage.
Subsole
@OzarkHillbilly: They’re trying to figure out how it happened???
Easy when all of a certain group of folks look the same to you, I guess…
Subsole
@Geminid: It’s a really pretty barbaric ideology, when you come down to it.
Another Scott
ICYMI, new FarSide cartoons. Yay!
One for Betty – https://www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/167/croc-christmas
Cheers,
Scott.
H.E.Wolf
Nah, we don’t need that guy, when we have tens of thousands of women of color (and folks of other genders and colors) doing the heavy lifting of protecting and expanding democracy.
That white dude got disproportionate press coverage, compared to people doing the real, lasting work.
Allow me to recommend the book that got me through 2017. My Soul is Rested: Movement Days in the Deep South Remembered.
It’s a book of interviews with people involved in the US Civil Rights movement of the 1940s, 1950s, and 1960s. I found it helpful, in the dark days of 2017, to be reminded that we who want justice must be prepared for the long haul.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Soul_Is_Rested
It’s available in multiple formats. My copy was borrowed from the local library in the pre-pandemic era.
[Edited to be more inclusive in my phrasing]
Mike in NC
The legislature in South Carolina is worried about not having enough lethal injections on hand to kill people on Death Row, so they have passed a bill to bring back firing squads and the electric chair. Not a fucking joke in 2021!
Subsole
@SFAW: The Sovereign Republic of Joe would be SO outta the Free Citizens Independent Community after the first ‘got-drunk-and-shot-up-the-homeschool-with-my-LEGALLY PERMITTED-minigun’ ticket…
Omnes Omnibus
@A Ghost to Most: The hard work before Nov. 3 was necessary so that this hard work was possible.
Subsole
@Soprano2: I would recommend therapy at this point.
Real strong “Who cares if I don’t work construction. It doesn’t make me a nerd. I do work. Real work. With my hands. God why don’t they love me,” energy coming off that field…
I mean, folks. You’re nerds.
The hardhats haven’t liked or trusted you since the GOP tied you to hippies as part of their grand Vietnam Scapegoating. You ain’t changing that. Might as well work with the folks who ACTUALLY have your back.
Y’know. The ones you’ve been shitting on all my life.
Like…it’s like people in occupied countries aping the occupiers’ customs to get ahead.
Subsole
@Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony: Really? I think he gets off on the cruelty and the junior-high ain’t the boss of me insolence. But a true believer? What makes you think so? Anything particular?
Subsole
@Ken: Is nice.
SFAW
@Geminid:
Little-known “fact”:
SD’s nym/nom/name originally was Siubhan Vissarionovna Djuinnegashvili?
ETA: And, by the way, your comment was outstanding.
Subsole
@Enhanced Voting Techniques: Dick pills and gold futures for the unibomber…
WaterGirl
@BruceFromOhio: Yes. I just don’t know how to turn off the loathing and the visceral response.
Subsole
@Geminid: “While I hears your concerns and is understanding of your needs, I would like to remind all of ‘yall that MY vote is belt-fed, and yalls’ is semi-auto.
The motion is hereby tabled.”
Subsole
@SFAW: He’s like if the Baron Harkonnen were just as devious, but also the most stumbledicked incompetent in the galaxy, who nevertheless SOMEHOW managed to fail his way onto the throne.
I might actually pay to watch that movie…
rikyrah
?????
Subsole
@Geminid: This movement damn near owns the state and local gals out west, or so I hear.
Subsole
@OzarkHillbilly:
“I’m Batman.”
Subsole
@Another Scott: Lord I have missed that strange, strange man…
rikyrah
????
Another Scott
Speaking of Gym Jordan, …
What’s that? The grift is strong? This was totally predictable? Yes, yes it is and yes it was.
(via CharlesPPierce)
Cheers,
Scott.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
And let us note how the current pants wetting the Right engaged in started with the Floyd protests that the widespread support for it. That scared the shit out of those assholes and this stuff like the 6th Coup attempt, voter suppression and so on, is their desperate attempt to stop that.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
@Subsole: Unibomber needs his social security check to pay for his gold futures. #stopthegovermentfromsocializingmedicare.
Geminid
@rikyrah: It makes me sad to think of the good Bobby Kennedy might have done with a longer life. He almost certainly would have raised a happier son. Not that the son’s bitterness excuses his destructive zealotry in this area.
rikyrah
This is why we need a functioning DOJ NOW ??
Uncle Cosmo
At least, no accent more credible than, say, By Name Hoe Say He Mayonnaise….
LongHairedWeirdo
You know, if some crazy liberals thought that Republicans were part of a global cabal of pedophilic vampires trying to wrest control of the world from its citizens, even a Democratic candidate for assistant dog catcher in a US territory without federal voting rights would be hounded to disavow it.
And it’s a big, and extremely important, news story if Republicans aren’t willing to disavow Qanon, even now.
Bill Arnold
@BruceFromOhio:
Causing a U.S.House of Representatives session cancellation puts the people chattering credibly about a potential attack on the Capital in a bad place legally. Sort of like young people who call in a school bomb threat so that they can delay a test or take the afternoon off or whatever, except with more serious consequences. Betcha their OPSEC sucks (and the COMSEC clearly sucks).
J R in WV
@Geminid:
Hola~!~
I’m IN!!!!
. ;~)
NotMax
@Jinchi
Seems no addressed this. There are at the moment 3 vacancies.
Luke Leflow (R-LA) died of COVID before being sworn in. Special election scheduled for March 20.
Cedric Richmond (D-LA) resigned to accept a position in Biden White House. Special election scheduled for March 20.
Ron Wright (R-TX) died of COVID. Special election scheduled for May 1.
.
Two incipient vacancies:
Deb Haaland (D-NM) upon Senate approval as Secretary of Interior.
Marcia Fudge (D-OH) upon sneate approval as Secretary of HUD.
.