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Thursday Morning Open Thread: Moving Forward

by Anne Laurie|  April 8, 20217:37 am| 198 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, President Biden, Proud to Be A Democrat

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Deb Haaland, the first Native American interior secretary, is scheduled to meet with tribes and elected officials Thursday at Bears Ears National Monument. https://t.co/9wRcbg2a1O

— The Associated Press (@AP) April 8, 2021


Pax Bidena is upon us! https://t.co/LyEzySPSvN

— AdotSad (@AdotSad) April 7, 2021

“The 9 point Democratic advantage is the largest Gallup has measured since the fourth quarter of 2012. In recent years, Democratic advantages have typically been between four and six percentage points.” https://t.co/c8grBOmR3q

— Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) April 7, 2021

I welcome our new non-shit-taking Democratic overlords https://t.co/Yk5o5Qs9i1

— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) April 7, 2021

Two hundred years ago trains weren’t “traditional” infrastructure either — until America made the choice to lay the tracks.

— President Biden (@POTUS) April 7, 2021

In the Playbook breakdown of Biden's jobs plan, the only thing that ends up being "not even close to infrastructure" is the $400 billion investment in caregiving.

Notably, that is *also* the line item that takes the package's biggest swing at gender and racial equity pic.twitter.com/Yy2BG9kXnq

— Kara Voght (@karavoght) April 7, 2021

The problem is that while Politico Playbook is only read by a small audience, it is widely read by the DC media/politics crowd (the pro version makes $300k a week) and it filters into the general media discourse. You already have other reporters doing snarky tweets.

— staying home stan account (@Convolutedname) April 7, 2021

Can every bluecheck now STFU pic.twitter.com/Jacbfi1lpk

— staying home stan account (@Convolutedname) April 7, 2021

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  1. 1.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 7:38 am

    Furthur!

  2. 2.

    Gin & Tonic

    April 8, 2021 at 7:38 am

    In before raven

    ETA: Damn

    ETA2: At least I got the coveted second.

  3. 3.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 8, 2021 at 7:42 am

    Blech.

  4. 4.

    Albatrossity

    April 8, 2021 at 7:43 am

    Ironic that the same folks who gave us the term “Human Capital” are now claiming that helping actual humans is not part of strengthening public works and other structures that capitalism depends on…

  5. 5.

    Baud

    April 8, 2021 at 7:44 am

    Saw this quote on Reddit. Thought I’d share.

    Never argue with someone John Brown would have shot

  6. 6.

    J.

    April 8, 2021 at 7:45 am

    I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while, where do you front pagers find these awesome tweets? The MSM and POTUS etc. ones sure, but the ones from @Convolutedname etc.? Thank you.

  7. 7.

    debbie

    April 8, 2021 at 7:45 am

    Yeah, well, Politico is not even close to legitimate journalism.

  8. 8.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 7:46 am

    Lee Elder is in the honorary group starting the Masters.

  9. 9.

    Baud

    April 8, 2021 at 7:46 am

    MJ was highlighting that Politico chart this morning.

  10. 10.

    J.

    April 8, 2021 at 7:47 am

    @Baud: But what about the deputy?

  11. 11.

    debbie

    April 8, 2021 at 7:47 am

    @raven:

    Let’s focus on what’s important: How are the azaleas this year?

  12. 12.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 7:48 am

    Coming up on that time of year again.

    Handy tip: If tempted to catch one, ignore exhortations to put it in your pocket. Darn things are hot.

    ;)

  13. 13.

    Spanky

    April 8, 2021 at 7:48 am

    Caregiving “not even close to infrastructure”? How many billions in unpaid wages are lost from family members forced to care for the elderly? Those with special needs?

    Is that really snark, or just privileged cluelessness about how this country is limping along?

  14. 14.

    Gin & Tonic

    April 8, 2021 at 7:49 am

    @debbie: I was just going to ask that same question.

  15. 15.

    Immanentize

    April 8, 2021 at 7:49 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Funny, I’ve been feeling that way for days.

    @raven: I got in trouble talking about that bus.

  16. 16.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 7:50 am

    @debbie: Stunning, our yard is awesome so we know it will be peak over there. They showed 13 and it’s jumping. This was five years ago when we got to go to the practice round, they were not peak that year.

  17. 17.

    Immanentize

    April 8, 2021 at 7:50 am

    @Baud: You are going to be in trouble for violent imagery.

  18. 18.

    debbie

    April 8, 2021 at 7:52 am

    @raven:

    I’ll have to watch the CBS special report tonight!

    ETA: I remember your photo!

  19. 19.

    Spanky

    April 8, 2021 at 7:52 am

    @NotMax: Wow! Dateline April 19, 2021! Are you keeping some superpower from us, dood?

  20. 20.

    Immanentize

    April 8, 2021 at 7:52 am

    @raven: Youre going to a practice round, I hope?

  21. 21.

    Baud

    April 8, 2021 at 7:53 am

    @Immanentize:

    For the record, I’m not advocating shooting people in lieu of arguing with them.  The point is that there’s no point arguing with people who are acting in bad faith.

  22. 22.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 8, 2021 at 7:54 am

    Probably old news around here, but I find this hilarious: NRA’s Wayne LaPierre sought refuge from mass shootings on a friend’s luxury yacht

    Embattled National Rifle Association chief Wayne LaPierre feared for his safety after mass shootings in recent years, forcing him to take refuge aboard a friend’s luxury yacht, the gun rights advocate testified.

    LaPierre made the admission in a deposition connected to the NRA’s bankruptcy case in Dallas.

    “They simply let me use it as a security retreat because they knew the threat that I was under. And I was basically under presidential threat without presidential security in terms of the number of threats I was getting,” LaPierre said.

    “And all of us were struggling with how to deal with that type situation with a private citizen with the amount of threat that we were having. And this was the one place that I hope could feel safe, where I remember getting there going, ‘Thank God I’m safe, nobody can get me here.’ And that’s how it happened. That’s why I used it.”

    LaPierre was questioned why he didn’t pay the yacht’s owner, Hollywood producer Stanton McKenzie, for its use or cite it in conflict-of-interest forms.

    “I actually thought that given the security threat that I was under and the fact that NRA was — was at almost a loss as to how to protect somebody with the amount of threat that I was having, that — that my work and the threat that came with it, this was — was a place that I could go and be safe, and it was related to that that I — that I — that I did it,” he said.

    As somebody* on twitter said, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a rich friend with a yacht.

     

    ETA * Shannon Watts, founder of the gun control group Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense.

  23. 23.

    Starfish

    April 8, 2021 at 7:56 am

    @Spanky: The anger I feel towards the person who is not a nurse’s aide in my sister’s understaffed hospital room from reading this is infrastructure.

  24. 24.

    debbie

    April 8, 2021 at 7:57 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    The image in my mind of Wayne cowering in the hold… ?

  25. 25.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 8, 2021 at 7:59 am

    Mother of all book deals: Mike Pence signs seven-figure deal for memoirs

    I find it hard to believe that anyone would think Mike Pence’s vapid thoughts could be worth a cross town bus pass but $3-4 million? That’s some expensive out house ass wipes.

  26. 26.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 7:59 am

    @Immanentize: Oh no, I was in the lottery for 20 years and finally got in 5 years ago. The practice round was yesterday and the “patrons” are either members or very highly place folks. Ou neighbor is going over to be with her family. Her grandmother has had tickets for 50 years and she can’t get it. They are making the sandwiches available for delivery so there is that.

  27. 27.

    debbie

    April 8, 2021 at 7:59 am

    Wow, NPR’s interview with Merry Clayton! ??

  28. 28.

    Immanentize

    April 8, 2021 at 8:00 am

    @Baud: You’ll never become president with a mealy mouthed record like that!

  29. 29.

    rikyrah

    April 8, 2021 at 8:01 am

    Good Morning Everyone ???

  30. 30.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    April 8, 2021 at 8:01 am

    Do you get your car’s oil changed? Mr DAW is taking my car in today and it occurred to me that if he died, my car’s oil would never get changed again.

  31. 31.

    Baud

    April 8, 2021 at 8:01 am

    @rikyrah:

    Good morning.

  32. 32.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    April 8, 2021 at 8:02 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: That should count as a political donation from that publisher

  33. 33.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 8, 2021 at 8:02 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: My wife is going to have the same problem some day.

    ETA and thanx for the reminder.

  34. 34.

    Booger

    April 8, 2021 at 8:03 am

    If our journamalists can’t grasp what infrastructure is, maybe we need to teach them the OSI model. That’ll fix things right up.

  35. 35.

    Geminid

    April 8, 2021 at 8:04 am

    @Baud: Sasha Beauloux has a better variant of this as her twitter motto: “I don’t argue with people Harriet Tubman would have shot.”

    I say a better variant, because while Tubman was a hardheaded, clear-eyed struggler for justice. Brown was a bloodthirsty fanatic.

    @SashaBeauloux is one of the better twitter polemicists I have followed. She is very well grounded and earnest

  36. 36.

    prostratedragon

    April 8, 2021 at 8:04 am

    Jazz and adjacent birthdays today include Yip Harburg and Carmen McRae. She sings his “Old Devil Moon”.

  37. 37.

    Immanentize

    April 8, 2021 at 8:05 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Moms Demand reminds me of the earlier days of MADD.  I think they are starting to really have a very strong impact in many places.  I think they are great — and Watts is pretty clever too.  Although I don’t know how anyone can deliver constant messaging about tragic gun violence every day.  But she (or her people) comment on home gun “accidents” to mass shootings.  It’s a load, I am sure.

  38. 38.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 8, 2021 at 8:06 am

    Two hundred years ago trains weren’t “traditional” infrastructure either — until America made the choice to lay the tracks.

    Which cow humper wants us to go back to horses. Nunes?!

  39. 39.

    Immanentize

    April 8, 2021 at 8:08 am

    @raven: Sandwich delivery is a nice touch!  I knew you went once.  But 50 years of tickets?  C’mon!  That should be an anniversary gimme.

  40. 40.

    rikyrah

    April 8, 2021 at 8:08 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    ???

  41. 41.

    The Thin Black Duke

    April 8, 2021 at 8:09 am

    @Spanky: When so many of the pundits, talking heads, op-ed columnists and other gatekeepers of the news are millionaires, it’s not surprising that these clowns have no bloody idea how real people live.

  42. 42.

    rikyrah

    April 8, 2021 at 8:09 am

    @debbie:

    It’s Tigerbeat on the Potomac ??

  43. 43.

    Kay

    April 8, 2021 at 8:10 am

    @Spanky:

    Caregiving “not even close to infrastructure”?

    It isn’t just that. It’s that they so consistently put the work that women do (primarily) into a lower tier.
    They’re not “conservatives” or “Republicans” as much as they are just RIGIDLY conventional people – the “caregiving” part of the plan actually polls well, so they are (once again) MORE conventional and rigid than most of the public.
    They need to look at why they so consistently dismiss jobs that are mostly held by women, because it doesn’t make any sense. There’s no reason a child care worker is less beneficial to a working economy than a construction worker. It’s just nonsense.
    It’s amusing because these are the same people who just spent 6 months covering how closing public schools hugely impacted working families. They can’t make the simplest leaps or connections- they go right back into their comfortable rut.

  44. 44.

    Betsy

    April 8, 2021 at 8:10 am

    @Albatrossity: That’s a great point!

    Treat humans like objects to be thrown away, that’s definitely not infrastructure.

    Treat them like precious investments that deserve to be maintained and improved, well … that’s infrastructure, that’s  a pro-worker stance, but it also sounds like other good things like good parenting,  solid friendships, advanced training and education opportunities … eating right and health care and exercise and recreation … SHOULD WORKING PEOPLE EVEN HAVE THESE!?!?!

  45. 45.

    prostratedragon

    April 8, 2021 at 8:11 am

    Ghostwood forests, a feature of coastal earthquake zones in the Pacific Northwest, are now showing up in the Atlantic due to sea level rise.

  46. 46.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 8:12 am

    Here’s our azaleas this morning.

  47. 47.

    Baud

    April 8, 2021 at 8:13 am

    @Geminid:

    Definitely an improvement.

  48. 48.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 8:13 am

    @Immanentize: When I ran softball leagues we had a team called “Drunks Against Mad Mothers”! Damm!

  49. 49.

    rikyrah

    April 8, 2021 at 8:13 am

    I was reviewing tweets from yesterday’s Press Briefing, and they actually had the nerve to question about MVP going to the bakery during her visit to Chicago.

    I mean, how can you purse your lips about MVP going to a bakery?

     

    Besides it being the dispensary for some of the most delicious ? sweets that you will ever taste, it’s an example of a small business, owned by a Black woman, that survived the Pandemic.

     

    It’s the question-just ridiculous ?

  50. 50.

    debbie

    April 8, 2021 at 8:13 am

    @raven:

    Beautiful!

  51. 51.

    debbie

    April 8, 2021 at 8:14 am

    @Immanentize:

    Never EVER mess with moms!

  52. 52.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 8, 2021 at 8:14 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Anyone up for some torpedo-firing practice?

  53. 53.

    Starfish

    April 8, 2021 at 8:16 am

    @raven: They are beautiful, and I love the little details on your house too.

  54. 54.

    rikyrah

    April 8, 2021 at 8:17 am

    A study looked at COVID-19 deaths in Michigan and Georgia and found alarming disparities in how race and gender intersect. https://t.co/s7qUvLSKei via @HuffPostPol— Skeptical Brotha ??? (@skepticalbrotha) April 8, 2021

  55. 55.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 8:20 am

    @Starfish: The gingerbread came from a house that may father-in-law demoed in Appomattox, VA. Unfortunately this picture of the one-armed confederate colonel in front of the house doesn’t show it.

  56. 56.

    Roger Moore

    April 8, 2021 at 8:20 am

    Secretary Pete has it right: Republicans want to argue about semantics because they can’t argue against these things on policy.

  57. 57.

    rikyrah

    April 8, 2021 at 8:21 am

     

    Marilyn J. Mosby (@MarilynMosbyEsq) Tweeted:
    “Given the scurrilous accusations made by BLOGS & certain members of the media, I asked for the State Ethics Commission to determine any illegality on my part. Today, the State Ethics Commission has found what I knew all along- I have done nothing wrong.”https://t.co/dOEobPQFPe https://twitter.com/MarilynMosbyEsq/status/1379963608180854787?s=20

  58. 58.

    rikyrah

    April 8, 2021 at 8:21 am

    @Roger Moore:

    Secretary Pete is very good at swatting down GQP talking points put forth by the MSM

  59. 59.

    rikyrah

    April 8, 2021 at 8:23 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    What is he going to write about ???

  60. 60.

    Immanentize

    April 8, 2021 at 8:23 am

    @raven: Excellent!

  61. 61.

    cmorenc

    April 8, 2021 at 8:24 am

    @raven:

    @debbie: Stunning, our yard is awesome so we know it will be peak over there. They showed 13 and it’s jumping. This was five years ago when we got to go to the practice round, they were not peak that year.

    Spectators at the Masters can only take photos or carry a cell phone onto the grounds during the practice rounds.  On days with competitive rounds (Thur-Sun) any spectator caught even having a cell phone or camera in their possession will get ejected from the grounds.  OTOH spectators are extremely unlikely to accidentally carry such onto the grounds Thur-Sun, because at the grounds entrances, spectators have to pass through airport-style screening complete with metal detectors and x-ray bag screening.

  62. 62.

    John S.

    April 8, 2021 at 8:24 am

    @The Thin Black Duke: It’s important to stay grounded — something most pundits are seemingly incapable of.

    I am pretty solidly middle class, and at the closing for my mortgage refinance a couple weeks ago (rates were so stupidly low), I got into chatting with the notary a bit. Somehow we got on the topic of credit card issuers raising your limit without telling you about it.

    Having come from modest means, I was quick to point out how lucky I was to have someone extending me more credit than I want or need as a “problem” when so many people have no credit and live paycheck to paycheck, often having to decide between food and medicine.

    The notary nodded her head and said it’s so rare to hear people in my situation acknowledge how fortunate they are, and how little so many others have. And given how often she interacts with people, that’s incredibly sad.

  63. 63.

    Mary G

    April 8, 2021 at 8:24 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: We have a drive-thru place where you stay in your car and they direct you onto these wide rails over a pit and they do the oil change from underneath while you sit in the car. Then when you leave they put a paper place mat under your feet that never left the car. With curbside service being available I can do a lot of my own errands now.

  64. 64.

    Immanentize

    April 8, 2021 at 8:24 am

    @rikyrah: I think we know why people were upset about it.

  65. 65.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 8:25 am

    @cmorenc: Well that probably accounts for how I got that picture now doesn’t it? And they are “patrons” not spectators.

  66. 66.

    Baud

    April 8, 2021 at 8:25 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Shocking. He’s just not that interesting.

  67. 67.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    April 8, 2021 at 8:26 am

    @Mary G: I know there are options. I was just wondering if it would be very bad if I didn’t get the oil changed. I mean, maybe the car and/or I will die before it needs to happen

  68. 68.

    JML

    April 8, 2021 at 8:28 am

    Got round one of Pfizer last night, never been so happy to have a sore arm! (no worse than tetanus, and the shot itself was less painful and faster than a flu shot for me. which was nice, because I’m one of those with the needle phobia, but I scheduled this as fast as I could get an appointment)

  69. 69.

    Baud

    April 8, 2021 at 8:28 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    I mean, maybe the car and/or I will die before it needs to happen

    I have live my entire life following this philosophy.

  70. 70.

    Gin & Tonic

    April 8, 2021 at 8:29 am

    @Kay: Speaking of which, my daughter, the union thug public school teacher, went in to school for the first in-person-with-kids day today. She said the kids seemed excited,

  71. 71.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 8, 2021 at 8:30 am

    Wrap your head around this madness – Mount St. Helens is about to Blow Up

  72. 72.

    Amir Khalid

    April 8, 2021 at 8:30 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:
    Funny, I don’t recall a single mass shooter in America giving a damn about Wayne LaPierre. Since ever.

  73. 73.

    cmorenc

    April 8, 2021 at 8:30 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    @Mary G: I know there are options. I was just wondering if it would be very bad if I didn’t get the oil changed. I mean, maybe the car and/or I will die before it needs to happen

    On PBS’s “Car Guys” program one morning, a caller asked what would happen if she never changed the oil in a car she had just bought.  They answered: “the original oil will last for the lifetime of your car [pause] but its lifetime will only be about 20k miles.”

  74. 74.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    April 8, 2021 at 8:30 am

    @JML: Good for you for getting it despite your needle phobia. My DIL’s mother is too scared to get the shot despite having many health complications. I suggested she look for the J&J because at least that’s just one shot, but that was one too many

  75. 75.

    Starfish

    April 8, 2021 at 8:31 am

    @JML: I am still super excited when people get their first shot. Congratulations.

  76. 76.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    April 8, 2021 at 8:31 am

    @cmorenc: OK, that’s informative!

  77. 77.

    Roger Moore

    April 8, 2021 at 8:31 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Do you get your car’s oil changed?

    Yes, I do. I don’t drive that much anymore, so I don’t do it very often, but I get it changed at the recommended mileage interval.

  78. 78.

    Immanentize

    April 8, 2021 at 8:31 am

    @JML: congrats!  Second Pfizer for me next Wednesday.  I’ll be happy to be done with it all.  For the moment, at least.

  79. 79.

    Cheryl Rofer

    April 8, 2021 at 8:32 am

    @J.: My experience is that if you keep a tab open with Twitter on it and check in once an hour or so, you will see most of these tweets as the day goes by. If you’re AL, you save them somewhere else and then share.

    I use Tweetdeck, which give you more tweets per page, so that helps.

  80. 80.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 8:32 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: I do my vehicles.

  81. 81.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 8, 2021 at 8:33 am

    @rikyrah: @Baud:

    I’m wondering who the fuck is going to buy a bunch of blank pages?

  82. 82.

    Baud

    April 8, 2021 at 8:33 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Drugs are back!

  83. 83.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 8, 2021 at 8:34 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Ummm… Yes, something very bad will happen.

  84. 84.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 8, 2021 at 8:34 am

    @Baud: Multi-million dollar deal to have someone ghost write about a life of being a ghost caught in a blizzard? ??

  85. 85.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 8:34 am

    @raven

    IRL the only hay fever engines azaleas I’ve seen are yellow. All over one of the neighborhoods was in when a kidlet, but always, always, yellow.

  86. 86.

    Immanentize

    April 8, 2021 at 8:36 am

    @NotMax: The azaleas at my house are white.  Lovely, but not yet even leafed out.

  87. 87.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    April 8, 2021 at 8:38 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Yeah, the only upside is that some ghost writer will earn some money

  88. 88.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 8, 2021 at 8:38 am

    @raven: I stopped changing my oil when I realized the cost of having someone else do it was about $5 more than the cost of my doing it, and I didn’t have to take my used oil back to the parts store for recycling either.

  89. 89.

    debbie

    April 8, 2021 at 8:40 am

    @rikyrah:

    I’ll tell you what he better lead off with: His first thoughts on seeing that gallows on January 6th and knowing it was built for him.

  90. 90.

    Gin & Tonic

    April 8, 2021 at 8:41 am

    @Immanentize: My son got Pfizer #1 about a week and a half ago, and promptly went to Mexico (that was scheduled before the shot got scheduled.) Anyway, he reports that among his circle of friends in CDMX, he is among the last to have gotten the shot. Most everyone flew to either Texas or Florida and got vaccinated, somehow. They are all healthy, in-shape, well-off 30-somethings.

  91. 91.

    Baud

    April 8, 2021 at 8:41 am

    @debbie:

    His first thoughts on seeing that gallows on January 6th and knowing it was built for him.

    “Antifa and BLM have gone too far.”

  92. 92.

    SFAW

    April 8, 2021 at 8:43 am

    @prostratedragon: 

    Jazz and adjacent birthdays today include Yip Harburg

    Careful about using the word “yip” when raven is talking about golf.

  93. 93.

    Cameron

    April 8, 2021 at 8:43 am

    @rikyrah: Our Liberal Media got very comfy with four years of lies, gibberish and trivia (or some combination of the three) and aren’t very interested in actually having to think/work.  Infrastructure? BORING.  Jewish space lasers?  Now you’re talking!

  94. 94.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 8:43 am

    @NotMax: We have white and red.

  95. 95.

    SFAW

    April 8, 2021 at 8:46 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I’m wondering who the fuck is going to buy a bunch of blank pages?

    You’re forgetting who the target market is.

  96. 96.

    jonas

    April 8, 2021 at 8:46 am

    Next up: Politico goes line-by-line through a defense appropriations bill and crosses out everything that’s not a tank, gun, or bomb.

    Hundreds of billions in savings by focusing on essentials!

  97. 97.

    SFAW

    April 8, 2021 at 8:49 am

    @cmorenc:

    On PBS’s “Car Guys” program one morning

    Um, “Car Talk”

  98. 98.

    Ken

    April 8, 2021 at 8:49 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: It’s Pence’s revenge. If TFG ever writes a book*, he will demand the publisher beat Pence’s price, and might not find a buyer.

    * By which of course I mean “hires someone to write a book about him”.

  99. 99.

    Phylllis

    April 8, 2021 at 8:49 am

    @cmorenc:  When we went to the 1st women’s tournament in 2019, we saw a lady pull her phone from her bag & check messages. In no time, she had a couple of staffers at her elbow leading her off. I asked another worker if they were going to let her put her phone in her car. He said “Yeah, then they’re going to let her put herself in her car and leave. And she won’t be back. Ever.”

  100. 100.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    April 8, 2021 at 8:50 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I’m going to guess that most of those books will be sold in mass buys by conservative organizations that will then give them away at gatherings

  101. 101.

    SFAW

    April 8, 2021 at 8:51 am

    @Immanentize:

    Second Pfizer for me next Wednesday.

    Got my second Moderna two Fridays ago, so after tomorrow, I can … aaah, who cares?

  102. 102.

    rp

    April 8, 2021 at 8:52 am

    Such a stupid debate. Should Biden just call it the “Infrastructure and Some Other Stuff that will improve the Country” bill? How about the “First Annual Montgomery Burns Bill for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence”?

  103. 103.

    gvg

    April 8, 2021 at 8:52 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: ​  Your car engine will be destroyed, which is most of the value of the car. If it “tosses a rod” it may send a piston through the engine and the hood of the car. If you have a less severe ending, you may be able to have the engine rebuilt for a LOT of money. Just go to a place and pay them to change the oil. I’ve done it myself but consider it a pain, and stopped decades ago. Ask around for a reliable place and keep a list. It’s also not fun to have to arrange a car to be towed especially if it happens at night or somewhere unpopulated.​

  104. 104.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    April 8, 2021 at 8:52 am

    @SFAW: For the longest time, I thought their last name was actually Tappet.

    Call the Tappet brothers,

    Call Click and Clack,

    If you don’t like their free advice,

    You can get your money back!

  105. 105.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 8:54 am

    May or may not have scored an appointment for shot #1 at Costco on Monday. After waiting 15 minutes for the little wheel icon on the page to stop spinning after I submitted the info, closed the tab.

    (And no, not required to get shots at Costco in packs of 12,)

    As about the only time I leave the property or encounter people other than my 93-year-old landlady is for once monthly grocery runs or driving her to the doctor (where I stay in the car while waiting)*, have not been in any great hurry; willing to wait until wider availability and distribution of vaccine kicked in, letting others whose lifestyle is less hermit-like get in line ahead of me.

    *Exception was taking her and her car to the mechanic for needed work. I brought along a folding chair and spent the time waiting, masked, entirely outdoors.

  106. 106.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    April 8, 2021 at 9:01 am

    What the hell is happening in Northern Ireland? I thought they were done with stupid violence

  107. 107.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 9:02 am

    @raven

    No azaleas at house parents had when I was in high school. However there was a gigundo mountain laurel in the front yard which yearly bloomed like a bandit. Beginning right around May Day, if memory serves.

  108. 108.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 8, 2021 at 9:04 am

    @SFAW: Half of those fucks are functionally illiterate and the other half just blew their stimulus checks at the guns and ammo store.

  109. 109.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 9:05 am

    Do folks still grow forsythia as ornamental yard decoration?

  110. 110.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 8, 2021 at 9:05 am

    @SFAW: NPR was Car Talk.

  111. 111.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 8, 2021 at 9:07 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: They will try to give them away. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if there were no takers.

  112. 112.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 8, 2021 at 9:10 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Hate never dies.

  113. 113.

    Baud

    April 8, 2021 at 9:10 am

    Rep. Lee Zeldin, a Staunch Conservative, Will Run for N.Y. Governor

    NYT > Top Stories / by Katie Glueck / 15min

    I hope all the aging Boomers in NYC don’t think they’re voting for Led Zeppelin.

  114. 114.

    Geminid

    April 8, 2021 at 9:11 am

    @NotMax: Forsythia are all over Virginia, and are blooming right now. I do maintenance for some folks with ten big ones. They will get pruned right after blooming. A gardener friend tell me to be ruthless, cut them back to between knee high and waist high.

  115. 115.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 8, 2021 at 9:12 am

    @Kay:

    “Rigidly conventional”. That’s a good way of putting it. I’d say this is another example of misogyny. Caregiving is “women’s work” to these people and therefore not important. Which is of course bullshit.

  116. 116.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 9:14 am

    @OzarkHillbilly

    functionally illiterate

    There’s an interesting hypotheses that a contributing factor explaining the explosion in attendance once talkies came on the scene was that movies, as they no longer contained intertitles, became more accessible to audiences who couldn’t read (or couldn’t read English).

  117. 117.

    debbie

    April 8, 2021 at 9:15 am

    @Baud:

    I hate him, but I know he knows better than that.

  118. 118.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 9:16 am

    Format fix.

    @OzarkHillbilly

    functionally illiterate

    There’s an interesting hypotheses that a contributing factor explaining the explosion in attendance once talkies came on the scene was that movies, as they no longer contained intertitles, became more accessible to audiences who couldn’t read (or couldn’t read English).

  119. 119.

    debbie

    April 8, 2021 at 9:16 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Brexit, baby!

  120. 120.

    Geminid

    April 8, 2021 at 9:17 am

     

     

    @Baud: Zeldin may believe that it’s up or out for him. New York will lose a seat in the upcoming reapportionment. Albany Democrats will use redistrictiing to turf out one, maybe two Republican Representatives.

  121. 121.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 9:19 am

    Just peeked in at e-mail. Confirmation for vaccine appointment at Costco came through.

  122. 122.

    WaterGirl

    April 8, 2021 at 9:20 am

    @raven: Wow.

  123. 123.

    Kathleen

    April 8, 2021 at 9:21 am

    @Geminid: I love her

  124. 124.

    sab

    April 8, 2021 at 9:27 am

    @SFAW: Umm NPR. PBS is tv. NPR is radio.

  125. 125.

    Kay

    April 8, 2021 at 9:29 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    In fairness to them, they would say it’s not that, it’s that they’re focused on the narrow meaning of “infastructure” but that to me just takes us right back to “rigidly conventional”.
    Biden isn’t putting anything over on people. He explains the caregiving piece directly- why he’s including it in infrastructure. They don’t have to accept his definition but they could at least consider it.

  126. 126.

    Gin & Tonic

    April 8, 2021 at 9:29 am

    @NotMax: Mountain laurel in the Northeast bloom around Father’s Day. It’s the state flower of Connecticut (which does not actually grow nutmeg.)

  127. 127.

    OzarkHillbilly

    April 8, 2021 at 9:30 am

    “Press Secretary Jen Psaki is kind of badass at her job, and it’s because of the extremely non-combative way she is just FINISHED WITH YOUR SHIT,” Wonkette observed. “It’s just like … some kind of assassin thing where some idiot asks her an idiot question and she handles it so quickly and quietly and effectively, the poor idiot’s liver is bleeding out before they even feel a thing.”

  128. 128.

    Spanky

    April 8, 2021 at 9:31 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: 
    Ireland is steeped in stupid violence. It’s the go-to solution for all problems, apparently.

  129. 129.

    Spanky

    April 8, 2021 at 9:33 am

    @Geminid:

    They will get pruned right after blooming. A gardener friend tell me to be ruthless, cut them back to between knee high and waist high.

    Go for ankle high to knee high.

  130. 130.

    zhena gogolia

    April 8, 2021 at 9:33 am

    @Baud:

    I’ll buy it if it’s ghost-written by JL Cauvin.

  131. 131.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 9:34 am

    @Spanky

    There’s a hidden setting in Windows….

    :)

  132. 132.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 9:37 am

    @Baud

    I plan to be first in line to not buy it.

    :)

  133. 133.

    WereBear

    April 8, 2021 at 9:42 am

    @NotMax: Yay! While our neighbors created a part time job hunting down their shots, I followed the “I’ll do it when it’s easy” pattern because my life is stressful enough, and I don’t mind my new hermit lifestyle THAT much.

    Our friend circle is roughly in the same place, so we are looking forward to getting together again, soon and somehow.

  134. 134.

    WereBear

    April 8, 2021 at 9:45 am

    @Spanky: I don’t see it that way. They have been trying peaceful solutions to not get mired in the Brexit nonsense, to no avail.

    The rest is inevitable, but it’s not like it’s entirely their fault.

  135. 135.

    Ken

    April 8, 2021 at 9:46 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Tony Jay commented in one of the late-night threads and says it’s related to Brexit.

    Also that Boris Johnson is an incompetent moron whose actions are making things much worse than they would otherwise be, but he always says that.

  136. 136.

    debbie

    April 8, 2021 at 9:47 am

    @Spanky:

    I believe the Protestants are upset at the prospect of a hard border between them and their beloved England. Took them a while to realize that, I guess. ?

  137. 137.

    narya

    April 8, 2021 at 9:47 am

    @NotMax: Yes, and it always always always makes me think of my maternal grandmother. She had one in her back yard (and a lilac bush, and I think my dad actually planted both), so every year around this time, when they’re starting to bloom, she’s in my thoughts. I even called my mom this week just to remind her, too.

  138. 138.

    Cameron

    April 8, 2021 at 9:48 am

    @Ken: I think we’ve recently had experience with an incompetent moron over here….

  139. 139.

    zhena gogolia

    April 8, 2021 at 9:49 am

    @NotMax:

    Good! You’ll feel so much better. I’m a little apprehensive about social engagements becoming possible/necessary again, but it’s better than the infection fear.

  140. 140.

    Kathleen

    April 8, 2021 at 9:54 am

    @rikyrah: So now we have Bakerygate? The horror!

  141. 141.

    Ken

    April 8, 2021 at 9:56 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: The one thing I’m not sure of is whether the reporters realize that they’ve just been (metaphorically) eviscerated. They keep coming back with the same idiot questions, so I’m leaning toward no. Or perhaps they are mortified inside, but the pay’s good.

  142. 142.

    bnateAZ

    April 8, 2021 at 9:57 am

    Because the GQP and media in general is rotting my brain, I created a Twitter handle @CultureWarBot with some co-workers to contribute to random culture war bullshit and skewer it as best as we can. We’re not true creative types (all IT workers) but this was another sanity check activity.
    F the GQP, Keep at them Sleepy Joe!

  143. 143.

    Ohio Mom

    April 8, 2021 at 10:02 am

    If you understand and accept the social model of disability — that is, what makes you disabled is the lack of accommodations, which in turn excludes you from full participation in your community — then caregiving (which for many is the prerequisite for participation) can be infrastructure in the same way that curb cuts are.

    It is the difference between having to live in an institution and having the civil right to live on your own terms in the wider community.

    (Sorry if that is awkward. I am still learning my way around this sort of language.)

  144. 144.

    Ken

    April 8, 2021 at 10:03 am

    @debbie: I believe the Protestants are upset at the prospect of a hard border between them and their beloved England. Took them a while to realize that, I guess.

    In their defense, they were told repeatedly by the UK government, both before and after the Brexit vote, that there wouldn’t be a hard border between NI and the rest of the UK; and also that there wouldn’t be one between NI and Ireland, an EU member.

    Yes, perhaps they should have figured out for themselves that was impossible.  In this they are much like the UK citizens who’ve only now figured out that they cannot live in Spain/France/Germany/etc. any more, at least, not without the extra paperwork required of any non-EU foreigner living in those countries.

  145. 145.

    zhena gogolia

    April 8, 2021 at 10:04 am

    @Ohio Mom:

    Very eloquent.

  146. 146.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 10:05 am

    @WereBear

    Based on anecdotes related here of more cumbersome experiences, have to say Costco’s sign-up is extremely user friendly, intelligently designed and a snap to navigate. The link to check if one near you is offering shots.

    AFAIK one does NOT need to have a Costco membership in order to make use of their pharmacy. Certainly no indication of that on the sign-up site.

  147. 147.

    Matt McIrvin

    April 8, 2021 at 10:07 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: There were lots and lots of warnings that Brexit was going to reignite the Northern Ireland situation one way or another, because we now have a non-EU country on the same island as an EU member, but people got used to free movement of everything across that border, and the UK just punted on any possible resolution of the problem. The unrest seems to be happening now.

  148. 148.

    Kristine

    April 8, 2021 at 10:09 am

    @NotMax: it’s popular here in NE Illinois. Mine is blooming nicely.

  149. 149.

    Ohio Mom

    April 8, 2021 at 10:14 am

    Zhena goglia:

    I admit this is personal for me. Increased supports for independent living gives me hope that Ohio Son will be able to live on his own, safely, happily and productively, sooner rather than later.

    I am coming to understand that wanting an empty nest is as biological as wanting offspring in the first place. That is end goal of parenting, that they can live without you.

    And it blows me away that we are considering such forward-thinking, progressive legislation. It’s a big step for this country, to think in these terms.

  150. 150.

    WaterGirl

    April 8, 2021 at 10:14 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Love love love that article!  That deserves to be front paged!  (which I will remedy)

  151. 151.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 8, 2021 at 10:16 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Kicks Pete Doocey in the junk and moves on to the next stupid question.

  152. 152.

    LiminalOwl (formerly The Fat White Duchess)

    April 8, 2021 at 10:19 am

    @NotMax: we had azaleas in front of the house during the part of my childhood when we lived in the suburbs. One shocking pink, one orange. Not a combo I have ever liked.

  153. 153.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 8, 2021 at 10:20 am

    @Kathleen: Mmmmm bearclaws and almond horns.

  154. 154.

    LiminalOwl (formerly The Fat White Duchess)

    April 8, 2021 at 10:21 am

    @debbie: If he does, he’ll frame it as a lovable prank by his wacky boss.

  155. 155.

    LiminalOwl (formerly The Fat White Duchess)

    April 8, 2021 at 10:24 am

    @Kay: YES. Thank you.

  156. 156.

    germy

    April 8, 2021 at 10:24 am

    NEW: The House will vote on D.C. statehood the week of April 19th.

    — Travis Akers (@travisakers) April 7, 2021

  157. 157.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 8, 2021 at 10:25 am

    @NotMax:

    AFAIK one does NOT need to have a Costco membership in order to make use of their pharmacy. 

    Does the vaccine at Costco come with a complimentary 5-gallon bucket of ummm……I’ll go with baked beans?

  158. 158.

    zhena gogolia

    April 8, 2021 at 10:30 am

    @Ohio Mom:

    It’s amazing how many people do not understand this! Anyone who has ever been in a caretaker situation should understand it — but maybe the Peter Doocys of the world can’t even imagine that.

    I pray that your son will be able to live on his own and you can have peace of mind. It must be so difficult.

  159. 159.

    Captain C

    April 8, 2021 at 10:31 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Given how few people will buy it…

    Also, this is Mike Dense we’re talking about. Is this going to be a picture book?

  160. 160.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 10:32 am

    I may post this later too but here’s a piece about a couple of my old time music pals.

  161. 161.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 10:34 am

    @mrmoshpotato

    From The Wizard of Nom: Bearclaws and fritters and scones, oh my!

    :)

  162. 162.

    WaterGirl

    April 8, 2021 at 10:35 am

    @raven: I am perplexed by the title:

    Meet Charlie & Nancy Hartness | Charlie: Writer, Musician, Composer, Armchair doctor

    So they list what Charlie does in the title, but nothing about Nancy?

  163. 163.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 10:36 am

    @WaterGirl: I didn’t write it.

    eta, feel free to delete it

    they are the sweetest most unassuming people I have ever known

  164. 164.

    germy

    April 8, 2021 at 10:37 am

    @Captain C:

    He was a cartoonist for his college newspaper, so maybe he’ll illustrate it with his cartoons.

    Maybe the former guy’s memoir will be a pop-up book.

  165. 165.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 10:40 am

    @WaterGirl

    Obligatory?

    ;)

  166. 166.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 10:41 am

    @NotMax: oh bullshit

  167. 167.

    Ken

    April 8, 2021 at 10:45 am

    @WaterGirl: At least they gave Nancy’s first name. At my church, the older records (through about the 1950s) don’t do that; they’re “Mrs. John Smith”.  When we were trying to put together a history we had to do a lot of cross-referencing with marriage records to find their names.

  168. 168.

    Ruckus

    April 8, 2021 at 10:46 am

    @Spanky:

    I’d go with privileged cluelessness. If you have money, you can afford healthcare, you can afford to keep parents in their own homes, with additions to…. staff. Or put them in an expensive care facility. If you don’t have lots of cash laying around you have to care for them or special needs kids in your home, as best as you can. And depending on what issues they have that can be more than most people can handle reasonably, it often is not just another mouth to feed. And what is done for those that have no family to care for them?

    That this is not infrastructure is one of their dumbest takes ever. And arguing over the definition rather than actually finding a way to make the situation better is actually rather normal for the people making the noise. Solutions are not in their ballpark, solutions cost money and effort, and limit their bank account growth.

  169. 169.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 10:47 am

    @raven

    That’s sort of the whole underlying point being conveyed, innit?

    ;)

  170. 170.

    burnspbesq

    April 8, 2021 at 10:49 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    As long as there are religious fanatics in Ulster, those poor people will NEVER be done with senseless violence.

  171. 171.

    raven

    April 8, 2021 at 10:50 am

    God, delete the fucking article.

  172. 172.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 10:52 am

    Mentioned because maybe it will spur some to rethink vaccine resistance if shared with them.

  173. 173.

    catclub

    April 8, 2021 at 10:55 am

    @Spanky: also Appomattox Day – aka Traitor Surrender Day

    is tomorrow, April 9.

  174. 174.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 10:56 am

    @NotMax

    Amended for clarity.

    That’s sort of the whole underlying point being conveyed in song, innit?

    ;)

  175. 175.

    catclub

    April 8, 2021 at 10:56 am

    @raven: ​
     

    God, delete the fucking article.

    FTFY

  176. 176.

    Elizabelle

    April 8, 2021 at 10:59 am

    @raven:   They sound like way cool people.  Love the pencil portrait of them in surgical masks.

    Will read this in full.  Assuming they have some stuff up on youtube??

  177. 177.

    Elizabelle

    April 8, 2021 at 11:01 am

    @catclub:   LOL.

    @raven:   raven!  It is you yourself who taught me FIDO.  FIDO, dude.  (And thanks for alerting me to that.)

  178. 178.

    Soprano2

    April 8, 2021 at 11:02 am

    I just read a story that there was a shooting this morning at an intersection that I drive through every morning on my way to work. It’s in a residential neighborhood. It happened right before 7 a.m.; I saw all the police cars and the ambulance at the intersection this morning, so I went a different way. Literally if I had been five minutes earlier I might have been at the intersection when the shooting occurred!. All they know is someone was shot in the chest and died, and they’re looking for the suspect but no description of the person yet. It’s just wow to think I might have been there.

  179. 179.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 11:08 am

    @Elizabelle

    Trivia: In the world of numismatists, FIDO is shorthand for the category of Freaks, Irregularities, Defects and Oddities.

    ;)

  180. 180.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 8, 2021 at 11:12 am

    @NotMax: Yummo!

  181. 181.

    Kathleen

    April 8, 2021 at 11:17 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Gasps!

  182. 182.

    L85NJGT

    April 8, 2021 at 11:18 am

    The DC press corps remind me of the vacuous dolts that populate American C-suites. Maybe it’s a function of the professional selection metrics changing from showing capability in a career path to college major selection.

  183. 183.

    L85NJGT

    April 8, 2021 at 11:22 am

    @NotMax:

    ‘round here you can buy booze as well – something about state law, alcohol and private clubs.

  184. 184.

    J R in WV

    April 8, 2021 at 11:25 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: ​

    Do you get your car’s oil changed? Mr DAW is taking my car in today and it occurred to me that if he died, my car’s oil would never get changed again.

    Probably it would get changed, because the dashboard would star nagging you by telling you it was time for an oil change. We don’t drive very many miles right now, so our car has been nagging me about an oil change for a couple of months now.

    Very annoying… I really don’t want an oil change after 2500 miles! Even if it has been nearly 9 months.

  185. 185.

    NotMax

    April 8, 2021 at 11:26 am

    @L85NJGT

    Cool. Something to help the 15 minute post-shot period flash by.

    “Got any ice stashed in that super cold freezer?”

    ;)

  186. 186.

    Brachiator

    April 8, 2021 at 11:29 am

    @Soprano2:

    I just read a story that there was a shooting this morning at an intersection that I drive through every morning on my way to work. It’s in a residential neighborhood. It happened right before 7 a.m.; I saw all the police cars and the ambulance at the intersection this morning, so I went a different way.

    That has got to be an eerie feeling, to know that you might have been in the middle of that tragic shooting!

  187. 187.

    WaterGirl

    April 8, 2021 at 11:30 am

    @raven: I don’t know if that’s directed at me or not, but my comment was intended as a sincere question.

  188. 188.

    Brachiator

    April 8, 2021 at 11:41 am

    @WaterGirl:

    Meet Charlie & Nancy Hartness | Charlie: Writer, Musician, Composer, Armchair doctor

    So they list what Charlie does in the title, but nothing about Nancy?

    The headline is bad. The story itself (and the photos accompanying it) is fair to both Nancy and Charlie, thank goodness.  A fun read.

    Some of the other profiles on that page are interesting reads, and feature cool women doing way cool stuff with their lives.

  189. 189.

    J R in WV

    April 8, 2021 at 11:42 am

    @NotMax:

    IRL the only hay fever engines azaleas I’ve seen are yellow. All over one of the neighborhoods was in when a kidlet, but always, always, yellow.

    @raven:

    @NotMax: We have white and red.

    Wild azaleas around here are orange — in the shade of the forest, just a scant few blooms, but in yards where people have collected them down to their house, they can be thick with orange blooms.

  190. 190.

    Another Scott

    April 8, 2021 at 11:49 am

    WH.gov – Fact Sheet – The American Jobs Plan.

    I don’t see “infrastructure” in the title.

    (groucho-roll-eyes.gif)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  191. 191.

    Cameron

    April 8, 2021 at 12:06 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I didn’t get my COVID shot at Publix, but I get my flu shots there, and they give you a $10 gift card (probably just for us old farts on Medicare, though).

  192. 192.

    laura

    April 8, 2021 at 12:14 pm

    @rikyrah: and the Jen Psaki reduced him to a smoking pile of rubble. The distain and misogynior  directed at our Vice President AND the small business owner was so obvious – I wish Jen had called him out on it. So, is the caramel cake as delicious as it looks?

  193. 193.

    Keithly

    April 8, 2021 at 12:26 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I always thought that poison ivy was the state flower of Connecticut.

  194. 194.

    laura

    April 8, 2021 at 12:28 pm

    Lovely article Raven!

  195. 195.

    JML

    April 8, 2021 at 2:00 pm

    @J R in WV: after nine months, it’s still probably a good idea, even if it’s only been 2500 miles.

    on the other side of that, don’t trust the lube stations that tell you it must happen every 3000 miles or 3 months, whichever comes first, because that’s just a scam. (the only reason I’m doing it at 3750 right now is because the dealership will do it for free, but ONLY if I meet their schedule within like 1000 miles…)

    I feel like I should have laminated by vaccination sticker, so i can just wear it all the time…

  196. 196.

    WaterGirl

    April 8, 2021 at 2:12 pm

    @Brachiator: Thanks.  I think headline writers deserve a special place in hell.

    edit: happy to see that the article was about both of them!  Interesting people.

  197. 197.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 8, 2021 at 2:23 pm

    @Cameron: But is it even feasible that Publix would sell 5 gallons of baked beans? ?

  198. 198.

    The Lodger

    April 8, 2021 at 3:18 pm

     

    @Keithly: I knew the gypsy moth was the state bird.

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