Watergirl has been sending demanding and impatient text messages about the absence of Mr. Frog, completely unaware that we respect a man’s privacy on the weekends. So since we gave him a weekend off, a very special portrait of Mr. Frog praying to his almighty:
Now an easy one:
And now a harder one:
Thus concludes my amphibian duties for the day.
cain
Frog? Where the fuck is the crows, cole? I repeat – where the fuck are the crows??!
lollipopguild
Meanwhile……. back at the pond the frogs are croaking…..
Ken
67% is a passing score, right?
Lapassionara
Finally, I see a real frog, but only in the first two photos. So I will look again at the third, but if this is an eye test, I am failing.
Rob
Mr Frog is my hero
arrieve
I think I’m getting good at this. If only finding the frog had any relevance to the rest of my life.
scav
Number 3 is a trick question. Or, just a trick answer.
WaterGirl
I love the image John paints of me. It’s like my alternate life.
My demanding and impatient text messages:
Grover Gardner
YAY! Mr. Frog! My wife and daughter are now fans. There is no escape! ;-)
Grover Gardner
@WaterGirl: In all fairness, that’s pretty demanding. ;-)
dexwood
All hail Mr. Frog and his magic twanger.
opiejeanne
@Lapassionara: My eyes are crap right now. I’m having a capsulotomy on Thursday to remove a membrane that grew back after my cataract surgery.
However, I believe that the third photo is a zoomed in version of the fourth. The frog seems to be in the same position.
opiejeanne
@dexwood: omg, I remember that. I think it was a show I watched with my little boy before we were able to get PBS reliably.
ETA: It was from my own childhood!
WaterGirl
@opiejeanne: The fourth? I only see 3 photos.
My sister recently had that done on both of her eyes, and she said it’s like a miracle. She wasn’t even stressed for the second one because she knew how simple the first one was.
WaterGirl
@dexwood: Balloon Juice after dark?
opiejeanne
@WaterGirl: D’oh! The third is the second photo. Duh.
dexwood
@WaterGirl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H35odPm7b3w
Spanky
On that last one, I’m going to guesstimate that you need a 24″ monitor for a positive ID. I have a 24″ monitor and Mr. Frog looks, ehhh, a little muddy.
Leto
@WaterGirl: someone has to keep the mad canner on task! :)
M. Bouffant
@opiejeanne: Andy Devine. Here’s Andy telling Froggy to plunk it.
Tim C.
Again, I like this game. I hope your mom enjoys taking the pictures for us now too.
BeautifulPlumage
I love the first pic, how the angle & shadow make Almighty Frog look down like he’s unsure of this Mr. Frog character.
CaseyL
That frog is going to start putting on airs, getting photographed so much and hearing that an entire blog’s worth of (presumed) adults can’t go a day without him. ?
@opiejeanne: Yes, the third photo is a lie.
And I’m so sorry to hear about your eyes; here’s hoping the surgery goes well!
NotMax
Seems sort of appropriate.
;)
dexwood
@opiejeanne: Mine too. 70 years old and warped from TV’s earliest days. Not complaining.
NotMax
@dexwood
“I’ll be good, I will I will I will I will.”
;)
Carolina Dave
OK, can’t play Mr. Frog on a Galaxy 5. Don’t judge. Can’t see Mr. Frog except in the first 2 photos. I’ll just have to play at work.
BeautifulPlumage
These photos your mom takes are just so…calming. Anyway, it’s my new zen place.
How about a Mr. Frog calendar? Is there a way to make a purely digital calendar?
Mart
How long before Cole tells us the frog legs taste like chicken?
Mark in Algarrobos
You-re a good sport, Mr. Cole.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Mart: They also jump in the pan when you cook them.
Yutsano
@CaseyL: Like an idiot, I feel now. :) Once you revealed the third picture’s true nature it was smacking me in the face. Ah well. At least the GI doc today agreed that my course of action (no work until October) is the correct course of action. I might go back a week earlier than scheduled depending on how I’m feeling.
Felanius Kootea
Post for Haiti, please. I give to Zanmi Lasante / Partners in Health, started by Paul Farmer and Jim Yong Kim, which has been in Haiti for ages, training Haitians to take care of their own medical needs. When I worked at one of the Boston area hospitals, Farmer was legendary for lifting Harvard Medical School equipment for permanent use in Haiti.
Cathie from Canada
Every time I see one of these posts, I start singing frog songs to myself. Tonight, its “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! ” (Does anyone else remember Michigan J Frog?)
CaseyL
@Cathie from Canada: I didn’t know that was his name, but I certainly remember the cartoon – one of my faves.
@Yutsano: Nice to hear you have another month+ to take it easy. But is your work so stressful that it contributed to the problem? Maybe you shouldn’t go back at all!
Yutsano
@CaseyL: It was stress and NSAID use, according to the doc today. She also told me to eschew spicy foods. I’m like cut out my heart while you’re at it!
I’ve stopped NSAIDS and working on some mild pain control until I see the primary doc again in three weeks. There’s definitely an abundance of caution occurring.
BruceFromOhio
@Cathie from Canada: Right there with you.
BruceFromOhio
@WaterGirl:
Accurate.
NotMax
@>a href=”https://balloon-juice.com/2021/08/16/a-very-special-mr-frog/#comment-8258597″>Cathie from Canada
Unrepentantly whacked (WaPo link).
NotMax
Fix for #39.
@Cathie from Canada
Unrepentantly whacked (WaPo link).
SiubhanDuinne
Nothing to do with frogs, but I participate in a small Messenger chat group of five or six former colleagues from the Canadian Consulate General. Was tickled a few minutes ago to see that one of them posted DougJ’s latest “NYTimes Pitchbot” tweet.
I’ve never mentioned BJ on that site, but when worlds wanna collide they gonna collide.
NotMax
@NotMax
Okay self, get your act in order. Third time’s the charm. Sheesh.
@Cathie from Canada
Unrepentantly whacked (WaPo link).
jnfr
I like the frog.
CaseyL
@NotMax: Damn – I forgot he was the WB network’s logo. Heartless corporate bastards.
Comrade Colette
Three photos, four frogs.
Did I win?
mrmoshpotato
@Cathie from Canada:
And Spaceballs. ?
frosty
Mr. Frog has his own tag now????
frosty
B-but mac’n’cheese is pretty good, isn’t it? Or are you (shudder) supposed to cut carbs, too?
Comrade Colette
@Yutsano:
I would 100% get a second, third, and if necessary 17th opinion on this knee-jerk advice. Abundance of caution is of course appropriate until you have a more definitive assessment. Good luck and quick recovery!
Geminid
@SiubhanDuinne: I noticed @Ragnarok Lobster retweeting a John Cole yesterday.
eclare
Seems like John should get a Ms. Frog to keep the Mr. company.
JPL
It’s a rainy day in GA.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@JPL: What is this “rain” you speak of?
JPL
@?BillinGlendaleCA: Unfortunately there are no weather gods, or else I’d send you some rain. Today the rain is going to be heavy enough, that your area would probably have some mud slides.
Mo MacArbie
The first photo reminded me of something for the tabletop gamers out there.
raven
@JPL: It takes a lot less than what we are going to get to cause mudslides.
Bruce K in ATH-GR
@mrmoshpotato: Funny, for me, it’s always Lew Zealand trying to promote his boomerang fish act to Mr. The Frog.
WaterGirl
@frosty: Yes he does! So you can click on that on any post and see all of the Mr. Frog posts.
We aim to serve. :-)
oldster
I like the frog pictures.
And opiejeanne is right that the second-to-last, easy picture, is a cropped and enlarged section of the final, boss-fight picture.
Thanks, y’all.
bluefoot
I love the Mr. Frog posts. I’ve started saying “Hey, Froggie baby!” when I find Mr. Frog. (a la Grover from Sesame Street way back in my youth)