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Russian Warship, Go Fuck Yourself (Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  March 30, 20226:03 pm| 47 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, War in Ukraine

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Ukraine soldier from Snake Island who defied Russia and refused to surrender received a medal.

h/t to Torrey for alerting me.

I know this is the Daily Mail, but the USA Today video was filled with cheesy music and this one is more complete, and it has subtitles.  The person giving the medal mentions torture, which is what I feared.  I don’t care who Ukraine traded them for.  These soldiers have returned home, for which I am truly grateful.

Russian Warship, Go Fuck Yourself, indeed.

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  1. 1.

    Ishiyama

    March 30, 2022 at 6:11 pm

    FDR said it: To some generations, much is given. Of other generations much is expected. This generation has a rendezvous with destiny.

  2. 2.

    Uncle Cosmo

    March 30, 2022 at 6:15 pm

    While the Trumpistas were having a parlez-vous with density.  Manifest density.

  3. 3.

    Geminid

    March 30, 2022 at 6:20 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo: Hey, Uncle Cosmo! I’ve been wondering if your neighbors who had that bad house fire ever moved back in. You said there were challenges.

  4. 4.

    debbie

    March 30, 2022 at 6:32 pm

    I’m glad for the very public recognition of this man’s bravery and courage. Frankly, every citizen of Ukraine should be honored similarly. That is one very impressive population.

  5. 5.

    Ohio Mom

    March 30, 2022 at 6:36 pm

    Such a low keyed, subdued moment — war is serious stuff and they don’t pretend otherwise.

  6. 6.

    Baud

    March 30, 2022 at 6:46 pm

    I would like to get a medal for cursing.

  7. 7.

    NotMax

    March 30, 2022 at 6:47 pm

    Caught it when it aired on O’Donnell’s program on Tuesday.

  8. 8.

    WaterGirl

    March 30, 2022 at 6:58 pm

    Would it be wrong for there to be a coin with his face on it, that says “Russian Warship, Go Fuck Yourself” as the equivalent as our “In God We Trust”?

  9. 9.

    debbie

    March 30, 2022 at 6:59 pm

    Jen’s great, but her stand-in is no slouch:

    Full Story:

    “Bedingfield was raising the question that every American needs to have in their heads when Donald Trump speaks. She asked what kind of American would scheme with Putin as he is killing Ukrainians in a war of choice?”https://t.co/hgpZvLG8Xd via @politicususa
    — Sarah Reese Jones (@PoliticusSarah) March 30, 2022

  10. 10.

    Old School

    March 30, 2022 at 6:59 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    There’s a stamp commemorating the moment.  Does that count?

  11. 11.

    Howard Beale IV

    March 30, 2022 at 7:01 pm

    My local Sinclair TV station is pushing that Hunter Biden could face indictment.

  12. 12.

    WaterGirl

    March 30, 2022 at 7:03 pm

    @Old School: Well, it might.  If they hadn’t picked one of my least favorites of the artwork that was submitted for the stamp!  I really was not crazy about the one they picked

    But major kudos for making the stamp with that on it!  And for having the contest in the middle of the war.  Just one more way in which Ukraine has told Putin to fuck off.

  13. 13.

    Kelly

    March 30, 2022 at 7:06 pm

    The Chernobyl exclusion zone maybe not a great supply and staging area?

    https://twitter.com/MrKovalenko/status/1509278005469847574

  14. 14.

    trollhattan

    March 30, 2022 at 7:12 pm

    Admit to not correctly guessing how the first TikTok war would present itself. Russia’s own goal here is a product of their throttling social media. That and I suppose the lack of results to brag about.

    Also wonder if we’re seeing the beginning of the end of the front-line battle tank, dreadnought of the land. They seem too easily taken out with weapons costing less than one percent of their cost to build. A broke Russia won’t be replacing the hundreds(more?) already lost and NATO are busy flooding Ukraine with more antitank weapons, daily.

  15. 15.

    Emma from Miami

    March 30, 2022 at 7:13 pm

    @Kelly: Sweet Jesus. I keep thinking about all the kids that were taken from their military schools and told they were going off on a training exercise…  There is no forgiveness for Putin, in this world or the next.

  16. 16.

    coin operated

    March 30, 2022 at 7:15 pm

    @Kelly: From the sounds of it, most of those kids playing soldier were not around when reactor 4 went boom.  Wonder if they even knew what had happened there.

  17. 17.

    Uncle Cosmo

    March 30, 2022 at 7:28 pm

    @Geminid: ​Work ongoing. I hear from the son who lived there from time to time & he hasn’t mentioned a target date. Windows still boarded up – I suspect we’ll know they’re close when the boards come down & they start replacing them. But thanks for asking!

    (ETA: I expect they’ll fully renovate and reoccupy it soon. These are brick row houses of 1930s vintage, with 16″ party walls, solid as rocks. Since we never actually saw flames shooting out of the place, it should be fully recoverable.)

  18. 18.

    Geminid

    March 30, 2022 at 7:40 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo: Thanks for the report. I’m glad they may move back in. It sounds like they had lived there  a while. That would be a tough way to lose a familiar home.

  19. 19.

    Ohio Mom

    March 30, 2022 at 7:40 pm

    @Howard Beale IV: Apparently the Hunter Biden story is all over the Washington Post. That’s the (on-line) paper Ohio Dad reads and he is a bit pissed about it.

  20. 20.

    sanjeevs

    March 30, 2022 at 7:48 pm

    @Ohio Mom: CNN had it too

    Federal investigation of Hunter Biden heats up – CNNPolitics

    They’re raising questions about FARA and tax and some weapons violation.

    Sounds like a fishing expedition based on this story.

  21. 21.

    Martin

    March 30, 2022 at 7:53 pm

    @trollhattan: I think the US concluded that a while ago, which is why our tanks have wings and go 1000 MPH.

    But the US military isn’t designed for occupation, it’s designed to repel occupiers. The Russian military is designed for occupation. I wouldn’t expect them to change.

  22. 22.

    NotMax

    March 30, 2022 at 7:54 pm

    Just(ice) deserts.

    A Superior Court judge on Wednesday found conspiracy theorist and Infowars host Alex Jones in contempt of court and imposed a fine of up to $50,000 a day for what she called his “willful” violation of her orders that he submit to questioning at a deposition by families of victims of the Sandy Hook School killings. Source

  23. 23.

    phdesmond

    March 30, 2022 at 7:55 pm

    i’d swear joy ann reid is high tonight!  or at least she was last segment.

    i did a google search to see how she spelled “ann” and mistyped.  Google guessed my intent when i typed joy abb reud .

  24. 24.

    Doc Sardonic

    March 30, 2022 at 7:57 pm

    Keep in mind that the United States Attorney for the Delaware district is a Trump appointee that Biden did not Shitcan on day 1 because the investigation predated his election and inauguration. This was done to avoid the look of a politically motivated shutdown of the investigation .

    ETA crap added extra d in nym

  25. 25.

    Frankensteinbeck

    March 30, 2022 at 7:58 pm

    @sanjeevs:

    That article is some But Her Emails shit, hardcore.  ‘Okay, there’s no evidence, but what if he violated this law?????’

  26. 26.

    Uncle Cosmo

    March 30, 2022 at 8:01 pm

    @Howard Beale IV: You give any credibility to anything Stinklair spews?

  27. 27.

    WaterGirl

    March 30, 2022 at 8:02 pm

    @Doc Sardonic: fixed the first one, approved it, and deleted the second one.

  28. 28.

    Doc Sardonic

    March 30, 2022 at 8:02 pm

    @WaterGirl: Thank You

  29. 29.

    Baud

    March 30, 2022 at 8:03 pm

    @Doc Sardonic:

    Ah, so the investigation can never end.

  30. 30.

    Uncle Cosmo

    March 30, 2022 at 8:04 pm

    @Geminid: They were the first neighbors I met when I took ownership of my home at Thanksgiving 1987. We go back aways.

  31. 31.

    Frankensteinbeck

    March 30, 2022 at 8:04 pm

    @Baud:

    That seems to be the case.  The NYT article on this, that I assume launched the rest of these articles, said the investigation has completely given up on criminal charges.

  32. 32.

    LadySuzy

    March 30, 2022 at 8:06 pm

    In addition to sanjeev’s comment:

    Meanwhile, Manhattan DA Bragg suspended Trump investigation; two top prosecutors on the team had resigned in protest because they believed that Trump is guilty and they felt the DA didn’t seem interested…

    And nobody in the FBI seems interested in Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner.

    It drives me nuts.

    For the record, I think Bragg has been bought, or threatened. Trump has many friends in dark places.

  33. 33.

    Uncle Cosmo

    March 30, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    @phdesmond: Google guessed my intent when i typed joy abb reud .

    It noticed your fingers were one key left of where you thought they were. Wicked smaht, that Barney Google!

  34. 34.

    Jay

    March 30, 2022 at 8:09 pm

    @trollhattan:

    more than one tanker has pointed out, tanks are great, if you have an infantry screen. The RA don’t, and where in previous wars, the infantry screen had to be out 1km, now they have to be out 5km.

  35. 35.

    Baud

    March 30, 2022 at 8:12 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    I wonder when the statute of limitations runs out on these things.

  36. 36.

    cain

    March 30, 2022 at 8:13 pm

    @NotMax:

    That asshole can’t face them. Let him sweat for the shit he’s done and what he’s put them through.

  37. 37.

    bbleh

    March 30, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    @Howard Beale IV: @Ohio Mom: @sanjeevs: @Frankensteinbeck: @Doc Sardonic: @Baud: @Frankensteinbeck: Aw this is just the latest right-wing chew-toy / masturbatory fantasy, led by a recent “investigation” by the WaPo that I’m 100% confident was begun and performed without any influence outside the newsroom and entirely in accordance with the strictest journalistic ethics, most definitely excluding any notions of “access” or “influence” with the Congressional Republican leadership.

    From what I can tell, yes, there is a risk of indictment for some low-level regulatory violations, plus there is a whole lot of smoke about tax evasion and money-laundering and isn’t that the most extraordinary coincidence?

    It’s the old Karl Rove trick: attack your opponent at your own weak points.  Then any (well-deserved) response just looks like a pro-forma copycat attack.

  38. 38.

    MagdaInBlack

    March 30, 2022 at 8:41 pm

    @bbleh: The right wing loon machine never let go of it. Rudy brings it up every opportunity. Same with Bannon. Don Jr has had several coke fueled rants about it. Sometimes they refer to the laptop, some times a hard drive. No one has ever shown anything but copies of copies, printed out. No sign of the actual laptop.

    I was wondering when it would work it’s way to the top. ( Again)

  39. 39.

    Roger Moore

    March 30, 2022 at 8:44 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Also wonder if we’re seeing the beginning of the end of the front-line battle tank, dreadnought of the land. They seem too easily taken out with weapons costing less than one percent of their cost to build.

    I wouldn’t take the Russian performance in Ukraine as a general lesson.  They’ve had a terrible time getting their different combat arms to coordinate well, and long combat experience says tanks need good support from their own infantry, or the enemy infantry can indeed defeat them with comparatively cheap weapons.  With coordination, though, tanks are still really valuable.  Friendly infantry protects them from enemy infantry, and the tanks provide the infantry with fire support that’s more available than what air or artillery can give.

  40. 40.

    Dan B

    March 30, 2022 at 8:51 pm

    @Kelly: The story is, according to workers ar Chernobyl, that the Russian soldiers had not been told about the explosion at Chernobyl and wore no masks or protection while stirring up clouds of dust in the Red Forest.  This is where pines turned red from intense gamma radiation.  These young guys inhaled radioactive dust.  If they die their bodies will have to be in lead lined bags or coffins.

  41. 41.

    NotMax

    March 30, 2022 at 8:58 pm

    @Dan B

    Soylent Red.

    //

  42. 42.

    Cacti

    March 30, 2022 at 9:00 pm

    @Doc Sardonic:

    Keep in mind that the United States Attorney for the Delaware district is a Trump appointee that Biden did not Shitcan on day 1 because the investigation predated his election and inauguration. This was done to avoid the look of a politically motivated shutdown of the investigation .

    ETA crap added extra d in nym

    And Republicans will run a corrupt, years long, politically motivated investigation because Dems always want to win the good sportsmanship award.

    Maybe someday team D can figure out that you don’t bring a policy paper to a gun fight.

  43. 43.

    WaterGirl

    March 30, 2022 at 9:08 pm

    @Dan B: Reading that makes me feel sick.  Putin is as much of a monster as Hitler was; I just hope he can be stopped before he can do as much harm.

  44. 44.

    mrmoshpotato

    March 30, 2022 at 9:17 pm

    @Kelly:

    The Chernobyl exclusion zone maybe not a great supply and staging area?

    Seven busses packed with Russian soldiers suffering from Acute Radiation Syndrome arrived to #Belarus from the #Ukrainian #Chernobyl exclusion zone. Source: member of public council of state #Ukraine agency of exclusion zone Yaroslav Yemelyanenko via Unian news agency.
    — Victor Kovalenko (@MrKovalenko) March 30, 2022

    Oops.

  45. 45.

    WaterGirl

    March 30, 2022 at 9:30 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Fuck.  What kind of monster sends their troops into a situation like that.

    No, that is not a question.  Just disgust at how little (not at all) Putin cares for his troops.  It’s like he doesn’t even see them as human.

    Maybe one good thing can come of this, maybe the mothers whose sons don’t come home will come to understand rather than the believe the propaganda they are being fed.

    edit: I see from a comment in the next Ukraine thread that Cheryl Rofer believes that this story is unlikely to be true. I hope that’s the case.

  46. 46.

    mrmoshpotato

    March 30, 2022 at 9:49 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​
     Same asshole who fucked with our elections in 2016 to install his orange shitstain. Fuck him. I doubt he sees his own country(wo)men as human.

  47. 47.

    WaterGirl

    March 30, 2022 at 10:10 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Fuck him. I doubt he sees his own country(wo)men as human.

    I dare say that you are right about that.

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