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Too Tired to Update

by John Cole|  January 22, 202310:00 pm| 39 Comments

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We spent a bunch of time at the beach then I had to drive the ladies to two different airports and I am pooped. And as and soon as I am texted that they are both wheels down in their respective cities, I am crashing. I’ll fill y’all in tomorrow.

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    1. 1.

      Steeplejack

      January 22, 2023 at 10:07 pm

      Vacations are hard work! Get some rest, Cole. 💤

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      Suzanne

      January 22, 2023 at 10:08 pm

      I could use some advice on best brands of wood stain for stair treads that looks good without being too slippery. I may or may not get a runner afterward.

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      Brachiator

      January 22, 2023 at 10:09 pm

      Ha! I was going to ask when the vacation was going to start.

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      bbleh

      January 22, 2023 at 10:09 pm

      Srsly just check out for a day.  Sorry, taxi’s in the shop.  Uhh, weather’s bad for photographs so no touristing.  Dang, outta cash can’t do a nice restaurant.  Oh, I must have switched my phone to vibrate and just didn’t hear it.

      Zzzzzz …

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      NotMax

      January 22, 2023 at 10:22 pm

      @Suzanne

      There are several anti-slip products for wooden decking that might do. Stains, varnishes and /or paint.

      With luck, B-J’s resident orange apron guy will show up with recommendations as to brands.

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      gwangung

      January 22, 2023 at 10:24 pm

      Worse things than getting tired on vacation.

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      Suzanne

      January 22, 2023 at 10:27 pm

      @NotMax: This is for interior stairs, so I’m not sure what would be best. I am super-conscious of slips-and-falls…. SuzMom lives with us and she took two spills on our stairs in AZ, which were carpeted. The carpet got smooth over the nosings and it was easy to lose your footing.

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      NotMax

      January 22, 2023 at 10:29 pm

      @Suzanne

      No reason I can fathom why it can’t be used on interior wood.

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      Suzanne

      January 22, 2023 at 10:36 pm

      @NotMax: For sure. Interior stuff probably has less to do with holding up to weather extremes and I need some good aesthetics here. This house has some amazing existing woodwork and we had some of it replaced because it was damaged…..but I want it all to look awesome.

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      frosty

      January 22, 2023 at 10:42 pm

      @Suzanne: ​I took out the puce wall-to-wall carpet everywhere in this house as soon as we moved in … except the stairs. We’re going to need new treads and risers, hardwood of course. The only way I’ll go from this carpet to rebuilt stairs is to put a runner in, anchored somehow. I’m as worried about slips and falls for us as you are for Suzemom.

      So that’s a roundabout way for me to recommend a runner.

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      Spanky

      January 22, 2023 at 10:44 pm

      @Suzanne: What kind of wood? Staining pine can be problematic.

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      tybee

      January 22, 2023 at 10:51 pm

      @Steeplejack: ​
       

      Vacations are hard work!

      if you do them right.

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      🐾BillinGlendaleCA

      January 22, 2023 at 10:55 pm

      @NotMax: I’m a delivery guy, that’s the paint desk.

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      Another Scott

      January 22, 2023 at 10:58 pm

      @Suzanne: It’s possible (maybe even common) to treat staining and final protective finishing as two separate steps.

      This article on staining wood stairs seems to be pretty good.

      On brands of stain, I use Minwax a lot (for minor home projects) because it’s a known brand, easy to get, consistent color, etc. But can be very fragrant so be sure to have good ventilation.

      For the top coat, I suspect that slipperyness isn’t going to be a concern with whatever you choose. Polyurethane is tough, but sits on top of the wood. AFAIK, it cannot be “repaired”, but has to be sanded off if it ever gets damaged.

      The same site has this on finishes:

      Types of Wood Finishes:

      There are at least 10 types and dozens of brands of wood finishes to choose from. Each type of stain has a type of wood that it works best to seal and protect. Out of these options, there are two wood finish categories:

      Penetrating wood finishes – these types dry inside the wood. They are often easier to apply and leave the wood with a more natural look and feel. Some of the more penetrating finish types include: linseed, Danish and tung. Tung is actually a popular finish among woodworking professionals because of the easy application and how it maintains a natural look. Penetrating finishes are often best applied with a cloth or rag.

      Surface wood finishes – these types dry on the surface of the wood. Surface finishes are known for making the wood more durable, but they also don’t look as natural. For everyday furniture that receives a lot of use, surface finishes are the way to go because they are more protected. Some popular types include: Shellac and polyurethane varnish. Unlike penetrating finishes, surface finishes are best applied with a brush.

      HTH a little. Good luck!

      Cheers,
      Scott.

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      mvr

      January 22, 2023 at 10:58 pm

      @Suzanne: I think that you may want to divide up the two goals, darkening the wood and making it non-slip. Darkening is usually a matter of staining/dying, whereas the slipperiness is usually a function of the surface finish which normally is applied afterwards with the color showing through a clear finish.  That said, there is only so much you can do with a surface finish as far as slipperiness goes.

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      MomSense

      January 22, 2023 at 10:59 pm

      I just stepped/tripped on a dog toy and saw my foot bend in a really gross way.  Toes move but my foot is a swollen and bruised. Big snow/sleet storm just started so hopefully the RICE will work.

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      Suzanne

      January 22, 2023 at 11:03 pm

      @Spanky: Oak! There’s a lot of gorgeous oak in this house, stained, like, law-library dark. We have some replaced treads and rehabbed pieces that we want to match.

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      mvr

      January 22, 2023 at 11:06 pm

      following up on @Another Scott: ​Scott’s advice here is pretty good.FWIW, I like shellac in an old house, since that is likely what was used originally. OTOH I’m an old house nut and do things like mix mine from flakes rather than buy it off the shelf. Shellac is easier to repair than polyurathane but poly is less easily damaged by water and alcohol. Both are relatively smooth finishes which will be fine with rubber soles but not so hot if someone is wearing socks or slippery bottomed shoes.
      Almost all interior finishes will have that issue since the way they deal with exterior finishes to add traction is adding some sort of sand or grit to the finish coat. This is usually not something people like in their houses since it obscures the wood.​

      <P>Also, Scott mentions Tung oil (which I love for walnut) and linseed oil and notes that they are normally applied with a rag. If you go that route you need to read up on spontaneous combustion and taking care of rags with drying oils like Tung and Linseed. These dry through an exothermic chemical reaction with oxygen. This releases heat and that makes them dry faster releasing more heat and soon you have a flaming rag if you haven’t taken care about how you dispose of it.​

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      Suzanne

      January 22, 2023 at 11:06 pm

      @frosty: The trouble with runners, or any carpet, is that they actually make the nosings more slippery. But it’s softer if you do fall. So I am researching.

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      Ohio Mom

      January 22, 2023 at 11:10 pm

      @Suzanne: Do you have a bannister, I think the best way to prevent slipping on stairs is to hold on to a handrail — Though of course you can’t make the people who need it the most use it consistently.

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      Suzanne

      January 22, 2023 at 11:12 pm

      @Ohio Mom: Yes, but it’s hard to use a handrail if you have anything in your hands.

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      Ohio Mom

      January 22, 2023 at 11:13 pm

      @MomSense: Ouch! Good luck with the RICEing, hope it works.

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      mvr

      January 22, 2023 at 11:14 pm

      @MomSense: That’s no fun. Hope the swelling goes down soon and that everything is basically OK.

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      Suzanne

      January 22, 2023 at 11:20 pm

      @MomSense: Oh damn. Take it easy.

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    25. 25.

      Martin

      January 22, 2023 at 11:28 pm

      Headed over to Ikea this afternoon and accidentally stopped for lunch at InNOut next to Levi’s Stadium.

      Jesus Christ football fans are annoying.

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      Martin

      January 22, 2023 at 11:34 pm

      @Suzanne: There are clear coatings for stairs that are anti-slip. There are also additives you can put in traditional finishes for anti-slip. Also available for latex paint.

      My recommendation for wood stair treads is this.

      It’s not cheap, but it’s a very good water based finish. I’ve not used this specific product, but other Bona finishes are quite good, are easy to apply. For treads you probably don’t need a gallon (unless you have a shitload of stairs), see if you can find a quart of it.

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      rikyrah

      January 22, 2023 at 11:40 pm

      I am glad that you are pooped, Cole🤗

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      mrmoshpotato

      January 23, 2023 at 12:01 am

      @Martin: Should’ve used the drive-thru! 😁

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      Jackie

      January 23, 2023 at 12:02 am

      @MomSense: Ouch! Elevate! Plus the rest of RICE, but elevate most of all. Plus Tylenol.

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      mrmoshpotato

      January 23, 2023 at 12:04 am

      @MomSense: Hope it’s nothing too serious.  And hopefully someone else can bring in the mail, etc during the ice storm.

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      mrmoshpotato

      January 23, 2023 at 12:09 am

      Looking forward to your vacation update.  Sounds like you three had a blast.

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      Martin

      January 23, 2023 at 12:34 am

      @mrmoshpotato: We did. They were still hella annoying.

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      karen marie

      January 23, 2023 at 12:42 am

      @mvr: Satin finish?

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      Anne Laurie

      January 23, 2023 at 1:06 am

      @Suzanne: The trouble with runners, or any carpet, is that they actually make the nosings more slippery.

      For just that reason, we’ve always gone with stair treads instead of full carpet runners.  It means tacking them down on your nice oak stairs, but for us they’ve been a good compromise.

      As an advantage in a home with kids / pets, if you get a couple extra treads, you can replace any that get hopelessly soiled or chewed…

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      mrmoshpotato

      January 23, 2023 at 1:38 am

      @Martin: Oh!  LOL!

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      opiejeanne

      January 23, 2023 at 3:08 am

      @Martin: What are you doing in Santa Clara? I thought you lived behind the Orange Curtain.

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      Gvg

      January 23, 2023 at 6:49 am

      @Suzanne: I am not an expert but I can start explaining some of the basics. staining and varnishing (finishing) are separate things. Lately do it your sellers have been combining the steps in one can, but this gives an inferior result. Don’t.
      Choose a stain to accent the grain. Minwax was the common, buy everywhere good reliable brand for decades. My father did woodworking for fun and budget reasons since my childhood in the 60’s and I started around 2000 using minwax so I have a lot of furniture done with it. However, it has strong fumes which don’t always clear up soon. Other brands are challenging it and it’s harder to find. Box stores like Varathene? And woodworkers like General brand.

      On finish or varnishing, stairtreads or any kind of flooring have to take a lot more wear and tear than say furniture. They need to resist water, and grit, which is like sandpaper because it is grains of sand being stepped on by heavy people. You have to use special varnish designed for floors. You cannot get by with tung oil or any non synthetic modern type. They don’t last and have to be reapplied frequently which is in fact what people did in the past. Or they got carpet runners.

      The varnish is going to be a source of fumes so pick carefully. People care about this and some brands have a lot fewer fumes. There are testing ratings on it to check the claims. I think consumer reports does tests, they do paints which caused me to switch brands a few years ago and the recommendation for paints was good.

      The varnishes also get rated by the industry on slipperiness. It’s on the can I think. At least the flooring varnishes do, not regular furniture kinds.

      There isn’t much you can do after the fact, but stairway safety depends a lot on the design. A stair that has 2 stages and turns is safer than one long straight up because then you won’t fall as far down etc. And wider steps, good lighting, good hand rails, all those things help. You can add automatic lights for the stairs. Either motion detectors or weight sensors. Quite a few things exist.

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      Joelle

      January 23, 2023 at 8:23 am

      @🐾BillinGlendaleCA: hahahaha

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      WaterGirl

      January 23, 2023 at 8:42 am

      @MomSense: Oh, no!  Do you guys have a sports medicine place in your neck of the woods?

      Reply

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