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Open Thread – Questions for the BJ Pedants!

by WaterGirl|  October 30, 202312:57 pm| 235 Comments

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Okay, it’s a slow day, and there’s nothing going on in the back room.  So I have questions for the BJ pedants:

HOORAY

How you you spell the shortened version of “hooray!”  As in hip, hip, hooray!

I spell it “yay”, often with an exclamation point.

I have seen “yeah”, which I think is a synonym for “yes” or “yep”.

I have a friend who spells it “yaaa!”.

I have also seen “yah”, which I don’t understand.

How do you spell this word?

Is there a  correct spelling of this word?

FUCKING PUNCTUATION AT THE END OF A SENTENCE WITH QUOTATION MARKS

Example 1:

How do you spell the word “honey”?

To me, that’s the only way that makes sense, but I don’t know how to reconcile that with the new “punctuation goes inside the quotation” thing which is TOTALLY OPPOSITE of what the nuns taught me in grade school.

Example 2:

At feeding time, I always ask the kitties “Who’s hungry?”

That’s a question within a statement.   Should there be a period at the end of the sentence?

⭐️

Totally open thread.

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  1. 1.

    Jackie

    October 30, 2023 at 1:00 pm

    I always say “yup.” Easier than choosing from all the other options.

    YAY! #uno!

  2. 2.

    Alce_e _ ardillo

    October 30, 2023 at 1:01 pm

    My inner grammar Nazi is not worked up about either question…..

  3. 3.

    OlFroth

    October 30, 2023 at 1:04 pm

    My father was an English teacher.  He said the punctuation goes inside the quotation marks, unless the quotation is followed by a citation.

  4. 4.

    Another Scott

    October 30, 2023 at 1:07 pm

    I suspected as much, but made me look…

    Style.mla.org:

    […]

    This placement is traditional in the United States. William Strunk, Jr., and E. B. White, writing in 1959, noted that “[t]ypographical usage dictates the comma be inside the marks, though logically it seems not to belong there” (36). In other words, in the predigital era, when fonts were fixed-width, setting a period or comma outside the quotation marks would have created an unsightly gap:

    "Hello".

    But Robert Bringhurst, writing in the era of digital fonts, maintains that it generally “makes no typographic difference” if quotation marks “follow commas and periods or precede them” (87). Digital typographers can close up the gap:

    “Hello”. [animated gif with period moving]

    The convention nonetheless remains.

    […]

    No opinions on Hooray from me. I don’t use it enough to have a preference.

    HTH!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  5. 5.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 1:08 pm

    @OlFroth: punctuation goes inside the quotation marks, unless the quotation is followed by a citation.

    The grammar Nazis are giving out citations now? What’s the fine?

  6. 6.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 1:08 pm

    @OlFroth: In my sentence #1, it looks dumb to write:

    How do you spell the word “honey?”

    Because what I am doing is quoting the word honey in my sentence, which happens to be a question. The question mark has nothing to do with the word honey.

    In my sentence #2:

    At feeding time, I always ask the kitties “Who’s hungry?”

    I am making a statement, and within that statement is a question in quotes.  so is there a period anywhere?  Because it’s a statement.

  7. 7.

    bbleh

    October 30, 2023 at 1:09 pm

    1. Interjections is interjections.  Not clear whether any of those are shortened versions of “hooray.”

    2. Per above, inside.  I think it’s as much for aesthetic reasons as any other; it just looks neater that way.

  8. 8.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 1:10 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Thanks for that info.  If we’re just supposed to please the type-setters, I say screw that. :-)

    So you never say some form of YAY! to exclaim happiness?  Do you always say “yes” rather than use a more casual form of saying that?

  9. 9.

    Doc H

    October 30, 2023 at 1:10 pm

    Def on team “yay”.

    Related: wailed or whaled? As in ‘someone wailed on something’.

  10. 10.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 1:12 pm

    @bbleh: Per your #1, I was just using hooray as a way to give a sense of what is being conveyed in the word.  I was trying to ask how you spell that word.

  11. 11.

    Brachiator

    October 30, 2023 at 1:12 pm

    How you you spell the shortened version of “hooray!”  As in hip, hip, hooray!

    Hmm. I always thought of the word as it’s own thing, not a shortened version of “…hooray!”

    But I guess I spell it based on context and how I’m feeling at the time.

  12. 12.

    waspuppet

    October 30, 2023 at 1:12 pm

    Example 1 is correct they way it is. “Honey” is not a question. Are they really saying all punctuation inside quotation marks at all times? Well, it wouldn’t be the first time “they” had no idea what they’re talking about.

    Example 2 is also fine the way it is. I get the thinking behind wanting a period at the end, but many years ago I was taught a bunch of grammar rules, and the last one was “Don’t do something that looks stupid. That overrules all other rules.”

  13. 13.

    pacem appellant

    October 30, 2023 at 1:13 pm

    “Yay”. The others have pre-existing meanings, so no need to double up. My (correct) opinion regarding punctuation inside or outside quotes can be properly inferred from the beginning of this post.

    @Another Scott, I know that wasn’t the convention when I was growing up, but we were objectively wrong then and I’m glad the era of digital fonts is correcting this extremely minor typographic error.

  14. 14.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 1:13 pm

    @Doc H: I do not know.

    I always wonder about:

    hear, hear

    or

    here, here

  15. 15.

    Ken

    October 30, 2023 at 1:13 pm

    I am the wrong person to ask about quotation marks, because I write software, so to me what goes inside the quotes is exactly what you want to refer to. Thus your example is correct because you are asking about the word “honey”, not some hypothetical word “honey?” that’s spelled with a question mark at the end. (Or maybe it’s a glottal stop, “honeyʔ”.)

    I will also note that a lot of rules for punctuation were not handed down from high from a deity, but by a bunch of typesetters fitting together lead slugs in such a way that they (a) didn’t fall out of the forms and (b) looked nice on the page — but mostly (a).

  16. 16.

    Shana

    October 30, 2023 at 1:13 pm

    Re: punctuation, you’re correct. Quotes go before question mark in first example and inside in second. The nuns were right

  17. 17.

    arrieve

    October 30, 2023 at 1:13 pm

    The quotation mark question is usually easy for question marks, I think. (This is the kind of thing I had to learn in grad school for teaching ESL a couple of years ago, though the students I teach are not at a level to worry about it yet, thankfully.)

    If it’s a sentence containing a quotation, then placement of the question mark depends on whether the quotation is itself a question.

    She asked herself, “Who thought Mike Johnson was a good answer to any sane question?”

    Did she say, “Mike Johnson is ambulant pond scum”?

    If both things are true (question contained within a question) I believe question mark goes inside quotes, as in the first example.

    ETA: And both of your examples are correct.

  18. 18.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 1:14 pm

    @Brachiator: Okay, but if you are trying to convey an answer in the affirmative, with one of the shorter versions I listed up top, how do you spell it?

  19. 19.

    JCJ

    October 30, 2023 at 1:14 pm

    At feeding time, I always ask the kitties “Who’s hungry?”

     

    I would have written that

     

    At feeding time I always ask the kitties, “Who’s hungry?”

  20. 20.

    pacem appellant

    October 30, 2023 at 1:14 pm

    @WaterGirl: In sentence two, a period at the end would look silly. So omitting it is just fine stylistically IMO.

  21. 21.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 1:15 pm

    @waspuppet: ooh, I like your answers!

  22. 22.

    billcinsd

    October 30, 2023 at 1:15 pm

    As long as your intent is decipherable, where the quotes are is immaterial. I always put the sentence punctuation outside the quote.

    I think yah is from the German for yes

  23. 23.

    JCJ

    October 30, 2023 at 1:15 pm

    @Doc H:

    Depends if you wail on someone with a whale, then I suppose you whaled on them.  Otherwise I would go with wailed.

  24. 24.

    NoOneOfConsequence

    October 30, 2023 at 1:16 pm

    Punctuation is “style” as in “style guide”. A lot of the rules for when/where to punctuate are from print – and, I believe a huge amount of it is from fixed width fonts. For example, I was taught “one space after a comma, two after a period.” Well, one space after a period is just fine, on modern computer screens.

    I learned in one place, that you should add a period after any non-period, at the end of the sentence. That means, you should end with “etc..” if your sentence ends with the abbreviation for et cetera, and if your sentence just ends….

    Hm? Oh, if your sentence trails off, you end with an ellipsis, 3 dots (and only 3 dots!), and then, add a period to end the sentence.

    I follow those because they make a lot of sense to me.

  25. 25.

    Another Scott

    October 30, 2023 at 1:16 pm

    @WaterGirl: I take Yay as being used for a group.  “Yay Team!”

    I take Hooray as being used for a single person. “Hip Hip Hooray!” for Captain Bungle doing a good thing, like retiring.  ;-)

    So, I think they’re different.

    I would probably quietly clap rather than yell out either, myself, but I dunno.

    ;-)

    [/dissecting the frog]

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  26. 26.

    patrick II

    October 30, 2023 at 1:17 pm

    I’m a rebel — I’m sticking with the “.” outside of the quotes. Besides, that is the way the sisters of God taught me and I want to go to heaven.

  27. 27.

    Other MJS

    October 30, 2023 at 1:17 pm

    Recently, Cole wrote “damnit”, which I can’t help but pronounce “dam-nit” in my head. I use “dammit”, obviously.

  28. 28.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 30, 2023 at 1:17 pm

    Technical style requires you put the punctuation inside the quotation marks.  As an author I say fuck that.  You bend the language as needed for clarity.  Effective communication is the goal, not rule adherence.  Putting punctuation inside the quotation marks subtly changes the way people interpret text.  I put it inside, outside, or both depending on how I want it to be read.

  29. 29.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 1:19 pm

    @WaterGirl: I’m consistently inconsistent but I generally claw the sentence punctuation outside the quote unless it is specifically part of the quote. As to sentence #2 I would probably drop the period unless (using part of OlFroth’s father’s rule) it was followed by a citation (as in “…she said.”)

    Speaking of inconsistencies I don’t know if the ellipses for omission actually belong inside the quotes, but outside seems wrong.

  30. 30.

    KayInMD (formerly Kay (not the front-pager))

    October 30, 2023 at 1:19 pm

    “yay” is the appropriate spelling for gladness.

    “yeah” is colloquial for “yes”

    How do you spell “honey”? Question mark outside.

    At feeding time, I always ask the kitties “Who’s hungry?” Question mark inside the quote marks, no period outside.

    Thus I have spoken, so it is spoken.

  31. 31.

    Catnaz

    October 30, 2023 at 1:19 pm

    Yay.  The nuns were right (about that anyway).    Third one is a puzzler, all right.

  32. 32.

    scav

    October 30, 2023 at 1:19 pm

    @WaterGirl: Was “Oyez! Oyez!” so “Hear Hear!” should be correct.  As in, “Listen up!”

  33. 33.

    rikyrah

    October 30, 2023 at 1:20 pm

    Yeah!!

  34. 34.

    Lapassionara

    October 30, 2023 at 1:21 pm

    @Another Scott: I was taught the there is an American convention for commas and periods (inside the quotation marks) and an English convention (outside).

    that does not answer the question about question marks, however. So I like the way WG did it above.

  35. 35.

    Central Planning

    October 30, 2023 at 1:22 pm

    Exclamation points after numbers can bring the wrath of r/unexpectedfactorial down on you.

    Fun fact: there is also a double factorial​​​​​

  36. 36.

    billcinsd

    October 30, 2023 at 1:22 pm

    @rikyrah: Where do the “quotes” go?

  37. 37.

    Paul M Gottlieb

    October 30, 2023 at 1:22 pm

    Hear, hear! Is correct, The expression was originally intended to show support and approval of something someone else had just said. Example: “Hear, hear those wise words!”

  38. 38.

    FastEdD

    October 30, 2023 at 1:23 pm

    Yes! This has bothered me for quite awhile. I went out with a woman who read something from me and complained, “Ewww, he’s a writer.” Like that’s a bad thing? She’s history. I later went out with a librarian who had magnificent spelling but she wanted to rearrange the shelves in my kitchen. I wound up with a sweet Science Fiction writer who traveled the world with me.

    Yay, yea, or yeah? I think the first two are the same and the last is not a long a, as in she loves you yeah yeah yeah. I always spelled it yea, but I’m warming to yay.

  39. 39.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 1:25 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: You bend the language as needed for clarity.

    Eschew obfuscation. Always a good rule.

  40. 40.

    Other MJS

    October 30, 2023 at 1:26 pm

    @WaterGirl (and all following commenters):

    it looks dumb to write:

    How do you spell the word “honey?”

    OMG, so much this! I hate this rule, and the issue of placing the question mark makes the problem clear. Thanks for this trope!

    For my money, the rule should only apply when a complete sentence is being quoted. Otherwise:

    My favorite word is “paraprosdokian”.

    And fuck you, Grammarly.

  41. 41.

    scav

    October 30, 2023 at 1:28 pm

    @scav: Oyez Oyez! for those pedants that like extra reading.

     

    The rest of y’all can argue if the hyperlink should include the exclamation mark or not.

  42. 42.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 1:28 pm

    @Other MJS:

    My favorite word is “paraprosdokian”.

    And fuck you, Grammarly.

    Well that was unexpected.

  43. 43.

    Alison Rose

    October 30, 2023 at 1:31 pm

    It is without question “yay” if meant as a shortened “hooray” and a celebratory word. “Yeah” can be said in a similar way, but to me it has a different connotation, and as you said, is far more often a synonym for “yes” or similar. “Yaaa” would make me want to slap someone, and “yah” to me is a German person agreeing with something.

    On the punctuation in quotes issue, I am a contrarian because while I was an English major and have worked as an editor, and I am well aware that American grammar rules say the punctuation almost always goes inside the quotes, I DO NOT CARE AND IT IS WRONG in many cases. If I write the line:

    He told me was “super into grammar”

    American rules would typically say the period goes inside the quote, although some will differ. To me, if it is part of the overall sentence, not the quoted portion, it should always go outside the quotes. I do not give a rat’s ass what any US-based grammarian wants to insist upon, I loathe writing it that way and, if I’m writing in a casual way — a blog comment, a Goodreads review, etc — I put the punctuation outside the quotes. When I’ve written in a professional sense, I will rework my sentences as much as I can to avoid having a line end with a partial quote and thus having to put the punctuation inside the quotes because it pains me to do so. It’s also confusing because different people will state different rules.

  44. 44.

    FastEdD

    October 30, 2023 at 1:31 pm

    This is why I loved teaching Math. Very few exceptions to rules. Can’t divide by zero, because it is undefined, but that’s about it. Same language everywhere in the world. Yay! Yea!

  45. 45.

    Percysowner

    October 30, 2023 at 1:33 pm

    I do YAY for Hooray, or use an emoji if I’m texting.

    I am totally at see when it comes to punctuation and quotation marks. I’m pretty good with ?s i.e. How do you say “honey”? feels like it goes after the quotes, but in He asked “how do you say honey?” the ? is referring to what He asked. Periods drive me crazy. I was taught that you use a comma inside and a period after the quotes, but that doesn’t always feel right. I go with the flow, use both and try really, really hard to write anything with quotes to my son-in-law with a Masters in English. He wouldn’t say anything, but I’d always wonder if I were right or not.

  46. 46.

    Another Scott

    October 30, 2023 at 1:34 pm

    @Lapassionara: I agree with the folks who say that a question mark and a closing quotation mark should be arranged to minimize confusion rather than typographic rule purity.

    Another “rule” that kinda makes sense but is easy to get wrong:

    A.B. Smith et al., “How to drive neighbors crazy,” Nature, …

    vs

    A.B. Smith, et al., “How to drive neighbors crazy,” Nature, …

    No comma before “et al.” unless (serial names, or names reversed, or …)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  47. 47.

    patrick II

    October 30, 2023 at 1:35 pm

    I just had a funny phone call to Venmo customer service.  The man who answered had an Indian accent and I thought he might be in India and I always ask anyway, so I ask “Where are you now?” So he asks me where I thought he was from and I answer “India”.

    Venmo Rep: That’s what everyone says.

    Me: So where are you really?

    VR: Columbia, South America.

    Me: Really?  How long has it been since you have immigrated there? (his accent was so strong that I would ask)

    VR: I was born here in Columbia.

    Me: What is your native language?

    VR: Spanish

    Me: (to myself) of course. So where did you learn to speak English?

    VR:  Watching movies.

    Me:  Oh, Bollywood movies.

    VR: No, American movies.

    Me: (Still confused) So where did you get such a strong Indian accent?

    Him: I don’t know, but everyone who calls assumes I’m from India.

    So, you have to hear this guy to really understand, but this Spanish-speaking Columbian who watched American movies learned to speak English as if he was walking the streets of Mumbai.  It is a strange and sometimes amusing world.

  48. 48.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 30, 2023 at 1:35 pm

    To me, that’s the only way that makes sense, but I don’t know how to reconcile that with the new “punctuation goes inside the quotation” thing which is TOTALLY OPPOSITE of what the nuns taught me in grade school.

    Totally opposite?  Were the nuns British?

    What I’ve noticed in American vs British newspapers is

    “American.”

    “British”.

    ETA – Forget “hooray.”

    I just go with “Goodness gracious great gherkins of Aldi!”

  49. 49.

    MattF

    October 30, 2023 at 1:36 pm

    Apple autocorrect has been doing odd things since the latest system updates. It ‘corrected’ ‘its’ to ‘it’s’ incorrectly, the string ‘LinAlg’ was changed to something incomprehensible in French (!)… Artificial intelligence, I guess. An old friend once said artificial intelligence had to be preceded by artificial stupidity. And so, here we are.

  50. 50.

    frosty

    October 30, 2023 at 1:36 pm

    @WaterGirl: wailed and hear, hear.

    Not as many pedants chiming in as I expected. But the day is young!

  51. 51.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 1:38 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: So what do Canadians do?

  52. 52.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 30, 2023 at 1:38 pm

    @Jackie: Red 7.

  53. 53.

    wjca

    October 30, 2023 at 1:38 pm

    How you you spell the shortened version of “hooray!”  As in hip, hip, hooray!

    I spell it “yay”, often with an exclamation point.

    To my mind, “yay!” would be something I might say, but not something I would be unlikely to write.  However, if I needed to, I would go with “yea” — as in yea, verily, yea.

  54. 54.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 30, 2023 at 1:39 pm

    @JaySinWA: Not sure.  End everything with “eh?”

  55. 55.

    FastEdD

    October 30, 2023 at 1:39 pm

    How do you spell the opposite of yes?

    Nuh unh, Nuh huh, Unh unh, Uh nah, na ahh, or just nope

    I am confoosed

  56. 56.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 30, 2023 at 1:41 pm

    @OlFroth:

    My father was an English teacher. He said the punctuation goes inside the quotation marks, unless the quotation is followed by a citation. 

    What did the quotation do?  Apparently not something bad enough to be written a ticket.

  57. 57.

    Jamey

    October 30, 2023 at 1:41 pm

    “YAY!” is, AFAIK, a derivation/corruption of “Yea!,” as in, “all in favor of the motion signify by saying, ‘yea’.” I’d be surprised to learn that “yay” is a contraction of “hooray.” But then, I’m always being surprised by stuff.

  58. 58.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 30, 2023 at 1:41 pm

    Had to look this crap up 15 years or so ago when I was preparing some papers of mine for publication.

    Talking about punctuation that isn’t part of the quoted material, but rather part of the sentence that includes the quote: commas and periods go inside the quotation marks; everything else goes outside.  (Putting punctuation that isn’t part of the quote inside the quotation marks bothers me; it should be like set inclusion. But them’s the rules, unless they’ve changed pretty recently.

    If the quote is at the end of a sentence, and the quoted material ends with a question mark or exclamation point, there’s no need for a period outside the quotation marks.

    Yay!! I’m finally through with this comment.

  59. 59.

    FastEdD

    October 30, 2023 at 1:42 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: That’s Canadian.

  60. 60.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 30, 2023 at 1:43 pm

    @Doc H:

    Related: wailed or whaled? As in ‘someone wailed on something’. 

    Did you beat some one or some thing with a whale?

  61. 61.

    fancycwabs

    October 30, 2023 at 1:43 pm

    I am reminded of the time Dave Shumka was trying to find the president of the Tom Hanks fan club, who was like yay Big.

  62. 62.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 1:44 pm

    @patrick II: My wife was taking College French after High school French and the Prof was correcting her pronunciation. He asked her who taught her French. It was in an American Catholic school with a French Canadian nun, and she was speaking with a French Canadian accent.

  63. 63.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 1:44 pm

    @JCJ: You are so right about the comma!

  64. 64.

    geg6

    October 30, 2023 at 1:46 pm

    @OlFroth: ​
     
    My mom, a journalist, would agree with your father.

  65. 65.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 1:47 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Did you beat some one or some thing with a whale?

    As opposed to beating them with high pitched cries?

  66. 66.

    wjca

    October 30, 2023 at 1:48 pm

    @scav: Was “Oyez! Oyez!” so “Hear Hear!” should be correct.  As in, “Listen up!”

    Except that “Hear hear!” isn’t used for “pay attention!”  It’s used for “I agree!”

  67. 67.

    catclub

    October 30, 2023 at 1:49 pm

    @Central Planning: You probably know about how big the ‘tree’ function gets.

  68. 68.

    Journeywoman

    October 30, 2023 at 1:52 pm

    When I was learning this in school, I came up with a way to help me remember the rules which has worked very well:

    – The “short” punctuation (periods and commas) always goes inside the quotes.
    – The “medium” punctuation (colons and semicolon) always goes outside the quotes.
    – The “tall” punctuation (question marks and exclamation points) are context-dependent: if they’re part of the quote, they go inside (your “hungry” example), but if they’re only part of the larger sentence (your “honey” example), they go outside.

    It’s important to note that this is the American convention – I think in British English, even the commas and periods can go outside the quotes if they’re not part of the quoted material, but somebody who was trained under those rules would have to confirm.

    —Journeywoman (long-time lurker, very occasional commenter, and sometime professional copyeditor)

  69. 69.

    zhena gogolia

    October 30, 2023 at 1:53 pm

    Modern style for the publishers I deal with is periods and commas go inside quotation marks. Other punctuation marks go outside, unless they’re part of the quotation.

  70. 70.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 30, 2023 at 1:53 pm

    @NoOneOfConsequence:

    For example, I was taught “one space after a comma, two after a period.” Well, one space after a period is just fine, on modern computer screens.

    I was taught that too, but apparently one space isn’t just ‘just fine,’ it’s the rule now.

    I’m fine with that in the abstract – I really don’t care one way or the other – but my fingers still do two spaces by long habit.

    I was preparing a document for distribution the other day, and my boss asked me to go through and fix the spacing.  With find-and-replace in MS Word, that isn’t too bad, but my question is, why doesn’t MS Word have a setting that automatically corrects this as you go?

    Some software for online fora (e.g. Discourse) does this; surely Word could be modified to do it too if you wanted.  But AFAICT there’s no setting in Word that you can set so it does that for you as you go along.

  71. 71.

    peter

    October 30, 2023 at 1:53 pm

    @JCJ: hear hear, here.

  72. 72.

    Jeffro

    October 30, 2023 at 1:53 pm

    71 comments in and no one has recommended reading Dreyer’s English???

    And you call yourselves pedants!

  73. 73.

    geg6

    October 30, 2023 at 1:54 pm

    @geg6:

    Plus, my mom was taught by nuns to do that.  And also my 5 siblings (I got tossed from Catholic school in first grade…don’t ask because it was for a stupid reason).  And that’s what my sister, the English professor, does.

    I don’t know what nuns other people had that taught differently, but these were Sisters of St. Joseph.

    ETA: Also I admit to being a bad person because I am very judgy about things like this.  I’m turning into my mom. ;-)

  74. 74.

    Ken

    October 30, 2023 at 1:54 pm

    @Another Scott: I suspect that citation rule you cite will soon go away, as more journals fire their copy-editors and typesetters in favor of having the authors send camera-ready copy.

  75. 75.

    wjca

    October 30, 2023 at 1:55 pm

    @FastEdD: This is why I loved teaching Math. Very few exceptions to rules. Can’t divide by zero, because it is undefined, but that’s about it.

    Of course you can divide by zero!  Anything divided bt zero is infinity.  But it’s doable.

    ETA Think of the Big Bang.  All the mass of the universe, in zero volume, and therefore of infinite density.

  76. 76.

    Dangerman

    October 30, 2023 at 1:55 pm

    Yeah is yes.

    Yea is shortened version of, well, you know.

    There’s more than one way to spell “honey”? What kind of socialist conspiracy is involved here?

    As for question marks, hell if I know.

    * leaves, quietly singing “conjunction junction, what’s your f’ing function (Samuel L. Jackson version)

  77. 77.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 30, 2023 at 1:55 pm

    As someone says above, it’s a matter of which style guide you’re using.

    I used to teach editing, so I happen to have the Chicago Manual of Style, 15th ed, sitting on my shelf. Entry 6.8 says “Periods and commas precede closing quotation marks.”

    6.9 says “Colons, semicolons, question marks, and exclamation points…all follow closing quotation marks unless a question mark or an exclamation point belongs with the quoted matter.”  Examples: “Where are you from?” but “Which of Shakespeare’s characters said, “All the world’s a stage”?

    6.10 says there are alternative systems, which brings us back to it depending on which style guide you’re using.

  78. 78.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 1:56 pm

    @scav: Thank you!  I was never sure about that one.

  79. 79.

    Redshift

    October 30, 2023 at 1:56 pm

    Technically, I believe “yea” is the correct spelling, but I usually spell it yay because it feels more exclamation-y.

    Yeah and yah are informal versions of yes, and aren’t the same thing (though yea can also mean yes, as in voting yea.)

    For quotes and stuff, I’ve been much more inclined to do whatever looks right to me every since I learned that most of the prescriptive rules I learned in school were made up in (if I remember correctly) the 1930s and 40s, and aren’t longstanding “correct English.”

  80. 80.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 1:57 pm

    @Journeywoman: Welcome!  Or welcome back, as the case may be.  You may have spelled your nym differently or have a new device or new IP address.

    Either way, welcome!  Now that I have approved this one, future comments with this nym from this device will show up right away for everyone.  Now I will read your comment. :-)

  81. 81.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 30, 2023 at 1:57 pm

    “Does your friend really answer calls from unknown numbers?”

    ”Who, Ray?”

  82. 82.

    Paul in KY

    October 30, 2023 at 1:58 pm

    I go with ‘yay’.

  83. 83.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 1:59 pm

    @geg6: Ours were Sisters of St. Joseph, but we were taught just the opposite!  Very interesting.

  84. 84.

    patrick II

    October 30, 2023 at 2:00 pm

     

    @JaySinWA:

    Rodrigo Y Gabriela were Mexicans who went to Ireland to busk.  They learned their English while playing in Irish bars.

    So, when they started playing concerts they, particularly Gabriella, had that manner of speaking.  She would step up to the mic and say things like “It’s fooking cold out here”. She refined her language a bit after a while but still has a beautiful Irish/Spanish accent when she speaks English.

    You should have heard my Alabama friend’s version of Mandarin.

  85. 85.

    Bruce K in ATH-GR

    October 30, 2023 at 2:02 pm

    I’m actually paid to be a grammar pedant (comes with working in law, where grammar ambiguity has been known to become costly).

    The cheer, I’d spell “yay”. “Yea” is the opposite of “nay”, as in voting yea or nay. “Yeah” is a differently pronounced cheer, as in “oh yeah!”

  86. 86.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 30, 2023 at 2:02 pm

    @JaySinWA: “Repeat after me, students: que j’adore les Timbits!”

  87. 87.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 2:02 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: So if I’m using the carefully considered WaterGirl guide, I am correct as long as I am following my own rules.

    I like it!

  88. 88.

    Betty Cracker

    October 30, 2023 at 2:02 pm

    Jesus! Don’t encourage them! 😂

  89. 89.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 30, 2023 at 2:03 pm

    @JaySinWA:

    So what do Canadians do?

    Apologize.

  90. 90.

    geg6

    October 30, 2023 at 2:03 pm

    @JaySinWA: ​ LOL! I was snubbed in Canada for speaking French with a Belgian accent. My college French professor was from Belgium and she was appalled when I showed up in class speaking French with an Italian accent. My high school French teacher was from Italy.
    I don’t even try to speak French any more.​

  91. 91.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 2:03 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: hahaha

  92. 92.

    Mel

    October 30, 2023 at 2:04 pm

    @Shana:

    @arrieve:  I agree, as does Warriner’s Grammar.

  93. 93.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 2:04 pm

    @Betty Cracker: See what happens when you leave for 5 days?  Everything goes to hell.  :-)

  94. 94.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 30, 2023 at 2:06 pm

    @WaterGirl: You betcha!

  95. 95.

    Mel

    October 30, 2023 at 2:07 pm

    @OlFroth: I think he was referring to essay formats for citing / quoting sources within the text of a paper, not to basic sentence grammar. As an English teacher, likely he would have been teaching critical essay format, using the MLA rules as a guide.

  96. 96.

    trollhattan

    October 30, 2023 at 2:07 pm

    After three seasons of The Great I have chosen to replace hooray with huzzah.

  97. 97.

    Betty

    October 30, 2023 at 2:08 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: To whale on something is not related to the mammal. It’s a verb in its own right.

  98. 98.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 30, 2023 at 2:08 pm

    @Other MJS:

    And fuck you, Grammarly. 

    I can’t stand their ads.

  99. 99.

    geg6

    October 30, 2023 at 2:08 pm

    OT (if there can be such a thing in an open thread):

    Isn’t Junior testifying in Manhattan today?

  100. 100.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 2:08 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Please tell me you are not comparing me with the “I can see Russia from my house” lady.

  101. 101.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 30, 2023 at 2:09 pm

    @wjca:

    Of course you can divide by zero! Anything divided bt zero is infinity.

    Which one?  On the real number line, you’ve got both positive and negative infinities.

    And on the complex plane, an infinitude of directions (all of them, Katie!) go to infinity.

    And there are limits where, as the denominator goes to zero, the quotient as a whole converges to some finite value.

  102. 102.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 2:09 pm

    We have officially come full circle!  It’s lunchtime, and I just fed the kitties with the usual “Who’s hungry?

  103. 103.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 2:09 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Math and number pedants also welcome. :-)

  104. 104.

    Journeywoman

    October 30, 2023 at 2:10 pm

    @WaterGirl: Thanks! I think I comment seldom enough that I always wind up in moderation for one reason or another. :-)

    I’d like to second what others are saying about style guides, though. Conventions change over time, and during the messy transition phase, there can be more than one standard which can lay claim to being “correct,” so it’s often going to come down to which style guide (like the Chicago Manual of Style) has been chosen for whatever you’re reading.

  105. 105.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 30, 2023 at 2:11 pm

    @Betty: Oh.  Thank you.

    It’s good to know that you could whale on someone with a whale while wailing (or while whaling, or while wailing and whaling).

  106. 106.

    geg6

    October 30, 2023 at 2:12 pm

    Next question having nothing to do with pedantry…
    Has anyone else watched Jury Duty on Prime? My sister and I just discovered it this weekend and I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. Highly recommend.

  107. 107.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 30, 2023 at 2:12 pm

    @WaterGirl: LOL. That never occurred to me.

  108. 108.

    scav

    October 30, 2023 at 2:13 pm

    @wjca: Check the citation.  It is sometimes used as the imperative “Listen!”  Courts, town criers.  This pedantry may err on the side of traditional usage (and usages may alter and expand) but it is not wrong.

  109. 109.

    japa21

    October 30, 2023 at 2:13 pm

    “here, here” is correct as in:

     

    “Where would you like me to put these papers?”

    “Here, here!”

  110. 110.

    JoyceH

    October 30, 2023 at 2:14 pm

    Yay and yeah have two different meanings and two different pronunciations. Yay is a positive exclamation and pronounced with a long a. Yeah is an affirmative and pronounced as the slurring of two syllables. The syllables can be spoken distinctly to express skepticism – “yee-a” with a short a as in “mad”.

  111. 111.

    scav

    October 30, 2023 at 2:15 pm

    My French host-father was horrified when I showed up a few years later with a somewhat Haitian accent.

  112. 112.

    Tony Jay

    October 30, 2023 at 2:15 pm

    Is “Yay” a contraction of “Hooray”? I always thought it was just an olde-worlde “Yes” we’ve retained for the specific purpose of cheering.

    Anyway. Yes. It’s “Yay” for that context. “Yeah” used in the modern sense of “Yes” has pretty much superseded the Biblical sense (oo-er, Missus) that normally gets twinned with “Verily”.

    Punctuation goes outside the quotation marks unless the quote is a question. Otherwise, you’re turning the quote into a question. Would I put a full-stop after a quote with a question mark? Yes. Because the question mark is within the sentence that the full-stop is marking the end of.

    All mileages may vary.

  113. 113.

    BretH

    October 30, 2023 at 2:16 pm

    I’m loosing interest in this old thread.

  114. 114.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 2:16 pm

    @Journeywoman: I’m less concerned about what I’m reading; mostly i just want to get it right if I am writing.

  115. 115.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 2:17 pm

    @BretH: Just say what you really think!

    But I did catch the extra O. :-)

    edit: Did you see that your fall colors post is this week?

  116. 116.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 30, 2023 at 2:18 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: is the infinite number of whole numbers twice as large as the infinite number of even or odd numbers?  Feel free to take a bong hit before you answer.

  117. 117.

    Janee

    October 30, 2023 at 2:19 pm

    Never heard “hooray” before.  Always “hoorah”, and never abbreviated.  Anything else is just another form of cheer.

    I don’t follow the punctuation rules, really.  With question marks it is easy; is the stuff inside quotes the question, or is the entire sentence including the quote the question?  I personally end every sentence with a period (or question mark) whether it includes quotes at the end or not.  I am writing a sentence that may or may not include the exact words of someone else (in quotation marks, as they wrote or spoke).

  118. 118.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 2:20 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: I think you misspelled poutine.

  119. 119.

    eclare

    October 30, 2023 at 2:21 pm

    @geg6:

    I’ve heard that it is very good, but I don’t have Prime.  Otherwise it sounds like something I would love.

  120. 120.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 30, 2023 at 2:24 pm

    @JaySinWA: I was talking to a Canadian lawyer last Friday and he actually said “holy jumpin’!”  He had no idea why I was laughing so hard at him.

  121. 121.

    Another Scott

    October 30, 2023 at 2:27 pm

    @wjca: Oooh.  Math pedancy!

    x/0 is not infinity.  It is undefined because of the definition of division.

    There’s lots of mind-bending stuff in complex math like essential singularities and Great Picard’s Theorem:

    If an analytic function f has an essential singularity at a point w, then on any punctured neighborhood of w , f(z) takes on all possible complex values, with at most a single exception, infinitely often.

    Every possible value, infinitely often!

    Yikes!!

    ;-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  122. 122.

    Memory Pallas

    October 30, 2023 at 2:27 pm

    @Percysowner: ​
     

    totally at sea
    Was that a trap? Easter egg?

  123. 123.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 2:27 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: I have no idea either.

  124. 124.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 30, 2023 at 2:28 pm

    @Another Scott:
     

    Every possible value, infinitely often

    Pretty sure my wife uses this concept when packing for a trip

  125. 125.

    geg6

    October 30, 2023 at 2:29 pm

    @eclare: ​
     
    I don’t think you need a Prime account to watch it. It’s available on their Freevee service, which is free to use but does mean there are ads you have to suffer through.

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=G8RFJ29923AUM6ZE

  126. 126.

    Renie

    October 30, 2023 at 2:29 pm

    I’m so old I forget to stop putting two spaces after a sentence before starting the next sentence.

  127. 127.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 30, 2023 at 2:29 pm

    @JaySinWA: clearly you live too close to Canada then!

  128. 128.

    catclub

    October 30, 2023 at 2:29 pm

    @wjca: Anything divided by zero is infinity.

     

    what about zero divided by zero? I am pretty sure that is undefined, rather than infinity.

  129. 129.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 30, 2023 at 2:30 pm

    @patrick II: Wow.  That’s weird.

  130. 130.

    Ken

    October 30, 2023 at 2:31 pm

    In the spirit of “ghoti”, would “lleigh” be considered an acceptable spelling of “yay”?

  131. 131.

    geg6

    October 30, 2023 at 2:31 pm

    @Renie: ​
     
    I tried to do that, too, but it just won’t take. I’ve been double spacing after periods for too long to change at this point in my life.

  132. 132.

    catclub

    October 30, 2023 at 2:32 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: same size. they can be matched up 1:1

  133. 133.

    Dr Daniel Price (Saint Vincent)

    October 30, 2023 at 2:33 pm

    American Chemical Society style places all punctuation (particularly a sentence-ending period) outside the quotation marks unless that punctuation is from the quoted text.  Needless to state, I favor that approach, along with the mandatory Oxford comma and unAmerican hyphenation (e.g. “sentence-ending”).

  134. 134.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 2:34 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    @JaySinWA: clearly you live too close to Canada then!

    Eh?

  135. 135.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 30, 2023 at 2:35 pm

    @catclub: I agree—infinity is infinity, no degrees.

  136. 136.

    catclub

    October 30, 2023 at 2:36 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: ​
     

    For example, I was taught “one space after a comma, two after a period.” Well, one space after a period is just fine, on modern computer screens.

    LaTeX will fix all this when you run your plaintext through the processor, so you don’t have to think about either case.

  137. 137.

    wjca

    October 30, 2023 at 2:36 pm

    I once had an English teacher who maintained that many of our “rules” of grammar were the result of would-be pedants determined to force the English language into a straitjacket of Latin grammar.  His two favorite examples were:

    “Is it OK to use a preposition to end a sentence with?”

    And, relevant to this thread:

    “This is the sort of errant pedantry up with which I will not put!”

  138. 138.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 2:37 pm

    @catclub: But then you have to have thought about Latex. Learning to drop extra spacing may be easier.

  139. 139.

    catclub

    October 30, 2023 at 2:37 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: I disagree. The reals are _much_ bigger than the integers. Also, the irrationals are  bigger than the rationals.

  140. 140.

    Another Scott

    October 30, 2023 at 2:38 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    Some infinities are bigger than others. Gammow’s 1 2 3 … Infinity is excellent in talking about things like that.

    ;-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  141. 141.

    E.

    October 30, 2023 at 2:39 pm

    Anybody done the “Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo “ one yet?

  142. 142.

    R'Chard

    October 30, 2023 at 2:39 pm

    ‘Yeah’ is slang for ‘yes,’ the traditional affirmation.

    ‘Yah’ is a corruption of ‘yeah,’ pronounced like the German ‘ja.’ Means ‘yes,’ but with a layer of sarcasm or cynicism. I’ve seen a few authors use it that way, and my Mom and Dad used to.

    ‘Yay’ is the exclamation of joy & success, with extra y’s & !’s if you want to go long with it.

    ‘Yea’ is the archaic equivalent of ‘yes’ (used often in the Bible with ‘verily’); affirmation. Think it’s Old English or something, pronounced yay.

    You can verify them all in online dictionaries, but many of those are not the bastions of integrity that they were before the internet (and some didn’t even exist). I stick to Oxford and Merriam-Webster.

  143. 143.

    catclub

    October 30, 2023 at 2:39 pm

    @wjca: “This is the sort of errant pedantry up with which I will not put!”

     

    “This is the kind of arrant pedantry I will not put up with, asshole!”

     

    ;)  also, does emoji go inside the quotation marks?

  144. 144.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 2:40 pm

    @wjca: I thought Latin didn’t have many grammatical rules, that you could pretty much jumble words in any order and it didn’t change the meaning. I didn’t think there was much punctuation either.

  145. 145.

    Pete Mack

    October 30, 2023 at 2:40 pm

    Surely “hooray!” already is the short version? (Or “hurrah!” in British dialect.)

  146. 146.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 2:41 pm

    @catclub: Also, the irrationals are  bigger than the rationals.

    I thought we were skipping politics in this post?

  147. 147.

    JoyceH

    October 30, 2023 at 2:41 pm

    Pedant joke – how do you tell a factory worker from a chemist? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

  148. 148.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 30, 2023 at 2:43 pm

    @catclub:

    @Another Scott:

    it is, of course, a philosophical question, but logically it’s either infinity or it’s not—so no infinite set is larger (or smaller!) than any other.

  149. 149.

    Another Scott

    October 30, 2023 at 2:45 pm

    @Another Scott: Gammow Gamow.

    [sigh]

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  150. 150.

    catclub

    October 30, 2023 at 2:45 pm

    @JoyceH: In talking, our family always refers to the Grand Union grocery store as Grand Onion.  7 year old sees word and pronounces it as it is spelled. Cannot be unseen/heard.

  151. 151.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 2:46 pm

    @JoyceH: Are “unionized free radicals” oxymorons in both realms?

  152. 152.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 30, 2023 at 2:46 pm

    @WaterGirl: LOL!  The Wasilla Wingnut never actually said that, but a lot of what Tina Fey said was verbatim from Caribou Barbie’s word salad, I mean speeches, no, I mean word salad.

    (Sorry, salads.  I mean no disrespect.)

  153. 153.

    catclub

    October 30, 2023 at 2:48 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: But wasn’t the question about how big is a set of numbers versus a different set of numbers?  So maybe the mathematicians should answer that one?

  154. 154.

    Betsy

    October 30, 2023 at 2:48 pm

    Technically it’s been for a long time correctly  “yea,” pronounced “yay,” like in the KJV Bible — but everyone now spells it “yay,” so I guess that’s the current way now and the Jacobean King’s English is shoved aside after a few centuries of a good run.

  155. 155.

    Another Scott

    October 30, 2023 at 2:50 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: No, it’s math.

    As mentioned above, you can see if an infinity is the same size as another by lining up the numbers 1:1.  If you can’t miss any, then they’re the same size.

    Some infinities are much bigger than others.

    Aleph number

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  156. 156.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 2:50 pm

    @catclub: There’s a labor lawyer joke in there somewhere.

    ETA talk about another order of infinity.

  157. 157.

    wjca

    October 30, 2023 at 2:50 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Is the infinite number of whole numbers twice as large as the infinite number of even or odd numbers?

    No.  “X times as large” is meaningless with infinity.  There are, however, different orders of infinity.  (These sorts of questions are why mathematicians go mad, c.f. Georg Cantor.)

    And Scott #140 got there first

  158. 158.

    Craig

    October 30, 2023 at 2:51 pm

    @NoOneOfConsequence: yeas. “etc..” is a thing. It’s the way I learned too. Of course Cormac McCarthy and others are all, ‘ fuck punctuation

  159. 159.

    dnfree

    October 30, 2023 at 2:52 pm

    @Doc H: “Whaled on” someone I think colloquially at least means beat  them (physically, not in a race).

  160. 160.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 2:53 pm

    @R’Chard: Welcome!

  161. 161.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 2:55 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Thank god!  That would have cut me to the core.

  162. 162.

    MattF

    October 30, 2023 at 2:55 pm

    @Another Scott: It all gets very complicated. Cantor’s attic has a more or less up-to-date summary of our current understanding of degrees of mathematical biggitude.

  163. 163.

    wjca

    October 30, 2023 at 2:56 pm

    @JaySinWA: I thought Latin didn’t have many grammatical rules, that you could pretty much jumble words in any order and it didn’t change the meaning.

    I am blissfully ignorant of Latin.  But I was of an age when a teacher’s word was gospel.  And this bit stuck.

  164. 164.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    October 30, 2023 at 2:57 pm

    How can this thread have reached 150+ comments without a reference to Eats, Shoots & Leaves? Just askin’…

  165. 165.

    CliosFanBoy

    October 30, 2023 at 2:57 pm

    A simple gold chain almost always works well, a classic style.

    Oh wait, that’s for BJ pendants. Never mind

  166. 166.

    PaulWartenberg

    October 30, 2023 at 2:58 pm

    Anyone recommend an affordable book editor to preview a short story anthology?

  167. 167.

    CliosFanBoy

    October 30, 2023 at 2:59 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: How can this thread have reached 150+ comments without a reference to Eats, Shoots & Leaves? Just askin’…

     

    The old joke about the Koala Bear and the Australian prostitute?  I’m confused.

  168. 168.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 2:59 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: That was the best way I could come up with to describe her without actually having to use her name.  Kind of like Voldemort.

    edit: same with our ex-governor.  I refused to type or say his name.  That was a long 6 years.

  169. 169.

    dnfree

    October 30, 2023 at 2:59 pm

    @frosty: To whale on someone is to beat them up.  To wail is to cry out.  I don’t think there’s any such thing as wail on.  Wailing is just wailing.

  170. 170.

    randy khan

    October 30, 2023 at 3:00 pm

    Many U.S. style manuals say to keep commas and periods inside the closing quotation mark in normal writing (don’t do it in a comma-delimited list!), with other punctuation outside.  There are exceptions, like the “Who’s hungry?” example, where the punctuation is part of the quotation and not just part of the overall sentence.

    Also in certain kinds of writing (academic and legal come to mind), if you’re quoting part of a sentence but not the whole thing, and that’s the end of the sentence or phrase you’re writing, you put the period or comma inside the quotation mark in brackets – [.] – to indicate that there’s more to the sentence you’re quoting.  (This is to prevent people from misleadingly quoting parts of sentences, or at least to give the reader a chance to look up the whole thing to see if it’s an accurate representation of what the sentence said.)

    And that’s what I do.

  171. 171.

    wjca

    October 30, 2023 at 3:00 pm

    @JaySinWA: Are “unionized free radicals” oxymorons in both realms?

    Morons should not be given access to oxygen in either case.

  172. 172.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 3:00 pm

    @CliosFanBoy: heh.

  173. 173.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    October 30, 2023 at 3:01 pm

    @CliosFanBoy: did you click the link?

  174. 174.

    Doc H

    October 30, 2023 at 3:05 pm

    @JCJ:

    I agree – wailing on someone = beat them mercilessly. I’ve always figured it came from music – wailing sax to wailing on guitar to wailing on nazis. But, looks like there are some votes in favor of marine mammals. Go figure…

  175. 175.

    wjca

    October 30, 2023 at 3:05 pm

    @dnfree: I don’t think there’s any such thing as wail on.

    Wail on . . . and on and on…

    It’s just sad really

  176. 176.

    MattF

    October 30, 2023 at 3:05 pm

    @dnfree: Like the Wailin’ Jennys.

  177. 177.

    scav

    October 30, 2023 at 3:06 pm

    @JaySinWA: Well, nobody had punctuation for a long while (nor spaces between words).  Have fun with that (plus right to left order, left to right order, or both, alternating order). And, while copping to a complete lack of certainty was to what grammatical rules cover or not, the reason word order doesn’t matter in some languages is that the nouns change spelling to indicate if they are the object or the subject of the  action/verb (which is usually performing its own gymnastics about how many are doing it).  So there are rules governing that sort of stuff, just different sorts of rules. English relies on word order to clarify whats going on.

  178. 178.

    Brachiator

    October 30, 2023 at 3:06 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Okay, but if you are trying to convey an answer in the affirmative, with one of the shorter versions I listed up top, how do you spell it?

    Depends on how I feel at the time and what I am responding to. Some words just don’t have a fixed spelling.

    Just like, sometimes ok. Sometimes okay. Sometimes even okeydokey.

  179. 179.

    Mike in Pasadena

    October 30, 2023 at 3:07 pm

    Maybe rewrite the sentences, in one case  without quotation marks. How does one spell honey? I always ask the kitties, “who is hungry?” before I feed them. Whatever works best to communicate. Put the punctuation where it pleases you.

  180. 180.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 30, 2023 at 3:08 pm

    @dnfree: there’s a baby on my flight wailing on

  181. 181.

    Paul in KY

    October 30, 2023 at 3:11 pm

    @patrick II: Maybe he was fucking with you?

  182. 182.

    Tarragon

    October 30, 2023 at 3:12 pm

    That’s so weird, I was taught punctuation inside the quotes and hated it. I assumed everyone was taught that way.

    At some point I read about logical quoting, loved it, and gone that way since.

    I did a quick search for logical quoting and found this great explanation which describes punctuation inside the quotes as being “conventional quoting”.

    Finally, there remains the problem of whether to put other punctuation marks inside or outside the quotation marks. There are two schools of thought on this, which I shall call the logical view and the conventional view.

    The logical view holds that the only punctuation marks which should be placed inside the quotation marks are those that form part of the quotation, while all others should be placed outside. The conventional view, in contrast, insists on placing most other punctuation marks inside a closing quote, regardless of whether they form part of the quotation.

    […]

    Which view should we prefer? I certainly prefer the logical view, and, in a perfect world, I would simply advise you to stick to this view. However, it is a fact that very many people have been taught the conventional view and adhere to it rigorously. Many of these people occupy influential positions — for example, quite a few of them are copy-editors for major publishers. Consequently, if you try to adhere to the logical view, you are likely to encounter a good deal of resistance.

    […]

    You may follow your own preference in this matter, so long as you are consistent. If you opt for logical punctuation, you will have the satisfaction of knowing that you are on the side of the angels, but you should also expect some grim opposition from the other side.

  183. 183.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 3:12 pm

    @Doc H: Merriam Webster wades in with whale, wail, and wale.

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/usage-of-whale-wail-wale

    Whale is also a verb for the action of hitting something (such as that gambling table, or a punching bag) forcefully and repeatedly. This might be surprising to those people who misuse the identically (or, in some dialects) similarly pronounced verbs wail or wale with the meaning of “to hit.” The verb whale can also imply attacking vigorously or repeatedly, as in “the team whaled on their opponent 20 to 2”; a person might also “whale away” during a debate (meaning they are verbally attacking their opponent and showing no mercy) or “whale into/at” that person with whom they are debating.

    Much more at the link.

  184. 184.

    Paul in KY

    October 30, 2023 at 3:13 pm

    @patrick II: Wonderful act to see in concert. Gabriella is one of the greatest guitarists I’ve ever seen.

  185. 185.

    Paul in KY

    October 30, 2023 at 3:13 pm

    @trollhattan: Huzzah!

  186. 186.

    peter

    October 30, 2023 at 3:15 pm

    @R’Chard:

    Many years ago a colleague of mine reported this exchange at a meeting of the American Philosophical Association, during discussion following a paper on negation:

    A: “Everyone knows that when you negate a negative the result is positive — a double negative is a positive. But no one believes that a double positive is a negative.”

    B. “Yah, yah…”

  187. 187.

    Another Scott

    October 30, 2023 at 3:17 pm

    @dnfree: But what about…

    BTW, and on-topic, check the comments. He wasn’t Kite Surfing or Wind Surfing. He was Wing Foiling.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  188. 188.

    Brachiator

    October 30, 2023 at 3:18 pm

    @dnfree:

    To whale on someone is to beat them up.  To wail is to cry out.  I don’t think there’s any such thing as wail on.  Wailing is just wailing.

    One online dictionary has this:

    It wasn’t until the 20th century that musicians, especially in jazz, began being described as wailing on their instruments—that is to say, they were performing very well. More than likely, this sense developed by association of the sounds coming from a well-played instrument to “wails,” or “cries.”

    I think that “whale on” will become “wail on” because there is a trend to simplify spelling and to spell words like they sound, ignoring prior authorities.

  189. 189.

    evodevo

    October 30, 2023 at 3:19 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​
      “yes” would be “yea”, as in “yea” or “nay” on the amendment..

  190. 190.

    Paul in KY

    October 30, 2023 at 3:19 pm

    @JaySinWA: It has some. There’s a sorta famous story (probably made up) about a cleric who worked for Edward III (or maybe his mother and her lover at the time) who sent the keepers of Edward II a note in Latin. It had no punctuation and the translation could be either ‘Do not kill Edward it would be a bad thing’ or ‘Kill Edward it would be a good thing’, based on where you put the commas. Edward II was murdered.

  191. 191.

    MattF

    October 30, 2023 at 3:20 pm

    @peter: An old story. The original ‘Yeah, yeah’ guy was Sidney Morgenbesser.

  192. 192.

    JoyceH

    October 30, 2023 at 3:20 pm

    @catclub:

    our family always refers to the Grand Union grocery store as Grand Onion.

    Something that I remembered just recently. There was a time when my sisters and I were kids that we thought it was incredibly humorous to pronounce the word picturesque as “picture-skew”. Went on vacation, one of those 1960s vacations where you get in the car and drive and drive and drive, and you drive through Scenery and from the back seat, three little girls exclaim in unison, “Oooh, picture-skew!” How our parents restrained from strangling us, I’ll never know.

  193. 193.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 3:21 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:  If that’s a sentence to illustrate the use of the word, great.

    If you are on a flight with a wailing baby, you have my condolences!

  194. 194.

    evodevo

    October 30, 2023 at 3:22 pm

    @JCJ: ​
      You whale away on someone’s nether regions or whatever…means flog. Wail is a cry

  195. 195.

    Paul in KY

    October 30, 2023 at 3:22 pm

    @dnfree: You might ‘wail on your bad fortune’ or something like that.

  196. 196.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 3:23 pm

    @Tarragon: I love this!  I had no idea that this “conventional” and “logical” discussion was even a thing.

    This makes me happy.

  197. 197.

    Another Scott

    October 30, 2023 at 3:33 pm

    @MattF: Thanks for the pointer.  That was great.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  198. 198.

    Dr Daniel Price (Saint Vincent)

    October 30, 2023 at 3:33 pm

    @WaterGirl: The aforementioned “ACS style” prefers the logical to the conventional construction.

    Musing while peregrinating:  Esperanto is nominally a language but is functionally a grammar.

  199. 199.

    Other MJS

    October 30, 2023 at 3:38 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: To be clear, I use Grammarly, but it’s slavish to the grammar rule being mocked here.

  200. 200.

    KSinMA

    October 30, 2023 at 3:47 pm

    @scav: Fascinating!

  201. 201.

    CCL

    October 30, 2023 at 3:51 pm

    Late to the thread, of course.

    @Journeywoman:

    Same.

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Yup. Still haven’t upgraded from 15th edition, so I have no idea what the current edition (is it the 17th???)

    @Journeywoman:

    …also which edition of said style guide.

    @wjca:

    Thanks to the 18th century (??? ) England’s emerging middle class who wanted to sound posh.

  202. 202.

    TriassicSands

    October 30, 2023 at 4:02 pm

    Hey, Watergirl. It is 2023. Spelling and punctuation are passé. Writing clear, easily understood statements and questions no longer matters. Saving time is all that counts. Soon, we’ll be communicating entirely with emojis and initials. Oh, and grunts.

  203. 203.

    Martin

    October 30, 2023 at 4:04 pm

    I learned punctuation inside the quotation mark, back in the 70s.

  204. 204.

    patrick II

    October 30, 2023 at 4:04 pm

    @Paul in KY:

    I thought maybe he was, but the way he said “where do you think I’m ” as if it was going to surprise makes me think k not. But honestly maybe so.

  205. 205.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 4:07 pm

    @TriassicSands: I would give you the thumbs up emoji as a joke, except that emoji totally creeps me out for some reason.  I HATE IT.

  206. 206.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 4:08 pm

    @patrick II: I am arriving at the “pretty sure he was fucking with you” spot.

  207. 207.

    wjca

    October 30, 2023 at 4:09 pm

    When it comes to fabric, I try to avoid wale….

  208. 208.

    patrick II

    October 30, 2023 at 4:14 pm

    @Paul in KY:

    I’m a big fan. My wife and I went to a concert and sat in the first row not five feet away from the stage. Just two acoustic guitars and they got everyone up and dancing. Gabby’s right hand turns invisible even when you are up close.

    Did you know they won the Grammy for best contemporary instrumental a couple of years back?

  209. 209.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 30, 2023 at 4:22 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: ​

    I agree—infinity is infinity, no degrees.

    While the three sets you mention can all be put into one-to-one correspondence with each other and therefore have the same cardinality (countably infinite; IOW can be put into one-to-one correspondence with the counting numbers), there are infinities that are demonstrably bigger. The real numbers, for instance, cannot be put into one-to-one correspondence with the counting numbers. And there are sets that can’t be put into one-to-one correspondence with either the counting numbers or the reals.

    Math can be weird.

    ETA: Looks like several people beat me to it!

  210. 210.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 4:28 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Now we get to decide who is the best explainer of weird math stuff. :-)

  211. 211.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 30, 2023 at 4:33 pm

    @scav: ​
     

    Was “Oyez! Oyez!” so “Hear Hear!” should be correct. As in, “Listen up!”

    “Oyez, oyez, all rise for the courtroom scene, take one!”

  212. 212.

    CAM-WA

    October 30, 2023 at 4:36 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    In your first sentence, the question mark goes outside the closing quote because what’s in the quotation marks is not a question.

  213. 213.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 30, 2023 at 4:37 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​
    Math and number pedants also welcome. :-)

    Hey, I’m an all-purpose pedant! I can pedant for power, speed, or average; I can pedant to all fields; I can pedant from the infield, outfield, or the mound, where I can pedant starting or in relief. Give me a nit, and I’ll pick it every which way. ;-)

  214. 214.

    Central Planning

    October 30, 2023 at 4:41 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: ​
      If you think one space or two is bad, there are religious wars in the Python programming language about tabs vs spaces and 2 spaces vs 4 spaces for indenting.

  215. 215.

    OlFroth

    October 30, 2023 at 4:48 pm

    @WaterGirl: In a nutshell, it always goes within the quotation marks, unless you are citing a source for the quotation, in which case it goes after the citation.

  216. 216.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 4:48 pm

    @CAM-WA: Thank you!  That’s what makes sense to me.

  217. 217.

    WaterGirl

    October 30, 2023 at 4:49 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Give me a nit, and I’ll pick it every which way. ;-)

    And you think that’s a selling point? :-)

  218. 218.

    wjca

    October 30, 2023 at 4:58 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Maybe he’s just a fan of picketing

  219. 219.

    Doug

    October 30, 2023 at 5:05 pm

    @japa21: ​

    @WaterGirl: ​
     

    In contrast to the claim in comment #109, “Hear, hear!” is the correct form. It comes from the British parliament, where the expression was originally “Hear him! Hear him!” (Parliament’s members were all male at the time.) This is attested by Wikipedia, drawing on the publisher Random House as a source.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hear,_hear

  220. 220.

    JaySinWA

    October 30, 2023 at 5:20 pm

    @wjca: http://MusicMan Pick.aLotTalk.aLittleMore – YouTube

  221. 221.

    WeimarGerman

    October 30, 2023 at 5:21 pm

    I think we may need a separate thread on infinities, Cantor, and odd math, or is it maths ?

  222. 222.

    KenK

    October 30, 2023 at 6:03 pm

    Hooray -> yea.

    yeah, yeah is yes

    ”honey”. Punctuation goes outside of quotes

    …”who’s hungry?”. Question within a statement, ends with a period.

    finally, I took the time to answer questions, not I took the time and answered questions.

  223. 223.

    toine

    October 30, 2023 at 6:11 pm

    There is no reason to have quotation marks around honey. Problem solved.

  224. 224.

    toine

    October 30, 2023 at 6:22 pm

    @JaySinWA:

    use u’s in our words as God intended.

  225. 225.

    wjca

    October 30, 2023 at 6:27 pm

    @toine: There is no reason to have quotation marks around honey.

    Unless it’s labelled “honey,” but there is some question as to whether it actually is.  Compare, for example, what is labeled “cheese food”

  226. 226.

    toine

    October 30, 2023 at 6:28 pm

    @JCJ:

    Mr. Keneally the greatest English teacher ever always told us ” Never use commas. None of you has the slightest idea how to use them.” Being great advice I have always followed this dictum. :-)

  227. 227.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    October 30, 2023 at 6:28 pm

    @MattF: thanks for the link! I knew the story but not its origin.

  228. 228.

    Another Scott

    October 30, 2023 at 6:53 pm

    @KenK:

    yeah, yeah is yes

    Not when it’s said with sarcasm.

    ;-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  229. 229.

    sab

    October 30, 2023 at 7:32 pm

    @JaySinWA:I have been told by Canadians that Canadians tend to be relaxed about this stuff, because what they read varies between English and American spelling and style usage, depending on publishing supply chains.

  230. 230.

    sab

    October 30, 2023 at 7:38 pm

    @Jeffro: I have been intending to buy and then read and refer to that for quite a while.

    Might put it on my birthday wish list so I can get it as an actual book not an e-book.

  231. 231.

    FooDonFah

    October 30, 2023 at 9:39 pm

    One of my favorite things because I have no life.

    1.  To the lesser of your questions…it’s obviously “yay.”  “Yeh” is a very informal “yes,” and “yaaa” is bizarre and sounds like “yes” for people doing budget rental German accents or something.

    2.  Periods and commas always go inside the quotes in standard American English (which is the One True Solution).  This is also the predominant rule in British English, although the alternate rule that they only go inside the quotes if they are part of the quoted material has stronger acceptance there.

    In all variants of English, exclamation marks and question marks only go inside the quotes if they are part of the quoted material.

    To your first example: How do you spell the word “honey”?

    This is correct.  The question mark is not part of the quoted material, so it goes outside the quotes.  It also obviously forms the punctuation for the sentence.

    To your second example: At feeding time, I always ask the kitties “Who’s hungry?”

    This is also correct.  The question mark is part of the quoted material, so it goes inside the quotes here.

    When punctuation is inside the quotes and also comes at the end of the sentence, it always also serves as the punctuation for the sentence, even if the punctuation for the sentence would normally be different.  E.g., Example 2 is a declarative sentence ending with a quoted a question.  You would normally end a declarative sentence with with a period.  However, you would not put one in that sentence, because the it actually, properly ends with the quoted question mark.

  232. 232.

    Paul in KY

    October 31, 2023 at 10:46 am

    @patrick II: Was just a thought. He probably wasn’t.

  233. 233.

    Paul in KY

    October 31, 2023 at 10:51 am

    @patrick II: I had heard they won a Grammy. Awesome seats you had. To me the most amazing thing about her playing is the way she raps out a beat on the guitar body, all the while she is whaling away on it.  Just amazing!

  234. 234.

    Paul in KY

    October 31, 2023 at 10:52 am

    @lowtechcyclist: Your description was quite pedantic.  Kudos!

  235. 235.

    Nelson

    October 31, 2023 at 1:23 pm

    My three favorite things are eating children and ignoring commas.

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