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Medium Cool – Song Lyrics!

by WaterGirl|  November 5, 20237:00 pm| 176 Comments

This post is in: Medium Cool, Music, Open Threads, Popular Culture, Culture as a Hedge Against This Soul-Sucking Political Miasma We're Living In

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Medium Cool is a weekly series related to popular culture, mostly film, TV, and books, with some music and games thrown in.  We hope it’s a welcome break from the anger, hate, and idiocy we see almost daily from the other side in the political sphere.

Arguments welcomed, opinions respected, fools un-suffered.  We’re here every Sunday at 7 pm.

Medium Cool – Song Lyrics!

Let’s talk song lyrics today!

Lyrics that speak to you.  Lyrics that are poetry.  Lyrics you love.  Lyrics that are offensive!  Lyrics that fit the music perfectly.  Lyrics that do the opposite.  Lyrics that capture a time in your life.

Don’t just tells us about them, paste the lyrics in the comments if you can.  (But not if that’s a pain on mobile devices.)

It’s all things lyrics today, have fun!

Update:

Pro tip: If you want your lyrics to look like this:

How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways

and not this

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways

Just hold the shift key down when you press return OR if you are pasting it in from elsewhere click the TEXT tab before you pasted it in.

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  1. 1.

    Frankensteinbeck

    November 5, 2023 at 7:01 pm

    Like a baby stillborn
    Like a beast with its horn
    I have torn everyone who reached out for me

    But I swear by this song
    And by all that I have done wrong
    I’ll make it all up to thee

  2. 2.

    Misamericanthrope

    November 5, 2023 at 7:08 pm

    My favorite stanza, from the Talking Heads “Cities” (on “Fear of Music”):

    There are a lot of rich people in Birmingham

    A lot of ghosts in a lot of houses

    Look over there!…A dry ice factory

    A good place to get some thinking done

     

    Wonderfully absurd. A friend and I have joked about singing along to it in a future nursing home situation.

  3. 3.

    Brachiator

    November 5, 2023 at 7:09 pm

    You tell me there’s an angel in your tree

    Did he say he’d come to call on me

    For things are getting desperate in our Home

    Living in the parish of the restless folks I know

     

    Everybody now bring your family down to the riverside

    Look to the east to see where the fat stock hide

    Behind four walls of stone the rich man Sleep

    It’s time we put the flame torch to their keep

     

    Burn down the Mission

    If we’re gonna stay Alive

    Watch the black smoke fly to heaven

    See the red flame light the sky

     

    Burn down the mission

    Burn it down to stay Alive

    It’s our only chance of Living

    Take all you need to live inside

  4. 4.

    stinger

    November 5, 2023 at 7:10 pm

    Lyrics for my tombstone:

    Lighten up while you still can, don’t even try to understand, just find a place to make your stand

    Or: We may lose, and we may win, but we will never be here again, so open up — I’m climbing in!

    Or: And, in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

  5. 5.

    SpaceUnit

    November 5, 2023 at 7:11 pm

    Love, exciting and new

    Come aboard, we’re expecting you

    The love boat is making another run

    The love boat promises something for everyone

     

    Theme to The Love Boat.  The words always hit me like a punch to the gut.  Whoever wrote that was channeling a lifetime of pain.  I hope they found their peace.

  6. 6.

    NotMax

    November 5, 2023 at 7:12 pm

    Clever scansion.
    She remembers zip
    She remembers fuzz
    She remembers nothing
    But an omnipresent buzz
    Source

    ;)

  7. 7.

    Mr. Prosser

    November 5, 2023 at 7:13 pm

    The chorus from “Everybody’s Talkin'” by Fred Neil (No Harry Nilsson didn’t write the song)

    I’m goin’ where the sun keeps shinin’

    Through the pourin’ rain.

    Goin’ where the weather

    Suits my clothes

    Bankin’ off of the Northeast wind

    Sailin’ on a summer breeze.

    Skippin’ over the ocean

    Like a stone.

     

    Just looking for that one perfect place.

  8. 8.

    Mr. Prosser

    November 5, 2023 at 7:17 pm

    @stinger: My tombstone lyrics:

    He laid down the boogie

    and played that funky music

    ’til he died

  9. 9.

    Scout211

    November 5, 2023 at 7:18 pm

    [Trying again. First time had messed up formatting].

    Every time I hear this song it brings tears to my eyes.

    It a powerfully emotional song about trying to help someone you care about who is in despair.  Isaac Slade has said he wrote it after working in a summer camp for troubled teens.

    The song was used in an episode of Scrubs (an old favorite of mine) when one of the characters was deeply depressed.

     

    “How To Save A Life”

    by Isaac Slade and Joe King

    Step one, you say we need to talk
    He walks, you say, “Sit down, it’s just a talk”
    He smiles politely back at you
    You stare politely right on through
    Some sort of window to your right
    As he goes left and you stay right
    Between the lines of fear and blame
    You begin to wonder why you came

    Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
    Somewhere along in the bitterness
    And I would have stayed up with you all night
    Had I known how to save a life

    Let him know that you know best
    ‘Cause after all, you do know best
    Try to slip past his defense
    Without granting innocence
    Lay down a list of what is wrong
    The things you’ve told him all along
    And pray to God He hears you
    And I pray to God He hears you, and

    Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
    Somewhere along in the bitterness
    And I would have stayed up with you all night
    Had I known how to save a life

    As he begins to raise his voice
    You lower yours and grant him one last choice
    Drive until you lose the road
    Or break with the ones you’ve followed
    He will do one of two things
    He will admit to everything
    Or he’ll say he’s just not the same
    And you’ll begin to wonder why you came

    Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
    Somewhere along in the bitterness
    And I would have stayed up with you all night
    Had I known how to save a life
    Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
    Somewhere along in the bitterness
    And I would have stayed up with you all night
    Had I known how to save a life

    How to save a life
    How to save a life

    Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
    Somewhere along in the bitterness
    And I would have stayed up with you all night
    Had I known how to save a life
    Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
    Somewhere along in the bitterness
    And I would have stayed up with you all night
    Had I known how to save a life

    How to save a life
    How to save a life

  10. 10.

    Frankensteinbeck

    November 5, 2023 at 7:18 pm

    @Mr. Prosser:

    The lyrics of a life well lived.

  11. 11.

    glc

    November 5, 2023 at 7:18 pm

    I hold your hand in mine, dear
    I press it to my lips
    I take a healthy bite from
    Your dainty fingertips

    My joy would be complete, dear
    If you were only here
    But still I keep your hand
    As a precious souvenir

    Rest here.

    Or with more subtlety at several levels:

    Marcie in a coat of flowers
    Stops inside a candy store
    Reds are sweet and greens are sour

    Still no letter at her door
    So she’ll wash her flower curtains
    Hang them in the wind to dry
    Dust her tables with his shirt and
    Wave another day goodbye

    Rest here.

  12. 12.

    Kelly

    November 5, 2023 at 7:19 pm

    John Prine, Bruised Orange (Chain of Sorrow)

    You can gaze out the window, get mad and get madder
    Throw your hands in the air, say, “What does it matter?”
    But it don’t do no good to get angry
    So help me, I know
    For a heart stained in anger grows weak and grows bitter
    You become your own prisoner as you watch yourself sit there
    Wrapped up in a trap of your very own
    Chain of sorrow

  13. 13.

    NotMax

    November 5, 2023 at 7:19 pm

    Catchy and awful.
    It’s about time
    It’s about space
    About two men
    In the strangest place
    Source

    ;)

    Speaking of TV theme songs, worst ever?

  14. 14.

    cope

    November 5, 2023 at 7:21 pm

    My nomination for best use of alliteration in a song: “…little old lady got mutilated late last night…”.

  15. 15.

    Phaedrusonbass

    November 5, 2023 at 7:23 pm

    A lot of my favorite lyrics were written by DEVO. They were sharp observers and commentators on the human condition.

    Top of the list for me is a song from “Freedom of Choice” called “Enough Said.” Here is a sample:

    None of you would help me when I baked my bread
    Now all of you would help me eat it
    I can see that you are very well fed
    This indicates that you don’t need it
    Enough said

    The next thing I say to you will be true
    The last thing I said was false
    Remember to do nothing when you don’t know what to do

    I use that last bit all the time to confuse people:)

  16. 16.

    Brachiator

    November 5, 2023 at 7:25 pm

    We were at the beach
    Everybody had matching towels
    Somebody went under a dock
    And there they saw a rock
    It wasn’t a rock
    It was a rock lobster
    Rock lobster
    Rock lobster
    Rock lobster
    Rock lobster

  17. 17.

    WaterGirl

    November 5, 2023 at 7:25 pm

    Pro tip: If you want your lyrics to look like this:

    How do I love thee?
    Let me count the ways

    and not this

    How do I love thee?

    Let me count the ways

    Just hold the shift key down when you press return OR if you are pasting it in from elsewhere click the TEXT tab before you paste it in.

  18. 18.

    Phaedrusonbass

    November 5, 2023 at 7:26 pm

    @Misamericanthrope: Excellent! One of my favorites too.

  19. 19.

    Splitting Image

    November 5, 2023 at 7:27 pm

    Ah.

    Pink Floyd, “A Saucerful of Secrets”

  20. 20.

    Nukular Biskits

    November 5, 2023 at 7:28 pm

    The poets tell how Pancho fell
    And Lefty’s living in cheap hotels.
    The desert’s quiet, Cleveland’s cold
    And so the story ends we’re told.

    Pancho needs your prayers it’s true,
    But save a few for Lefty, too.
    He only did what he had to do
    And now he’s growing old …

  21. 21.

    oldster

    November 5, 2023 at 7:28 pm

    I was driving across the burning desert
    when I spotted six jet planes
    leaving six white vapor trails
    across the bleak terrain
    it was the hexagram of the heavens
    it was the strings of my guitar
    Oh Amelia…it was just a false alarm.

    “Amelia,” by Joni Mitchell from the album “Hejira”

    ETA: thanks for the formatting tip, Water Girl!

  22. 22.

    Pajaro

    November 5, 2023 at 7:28 pm

    And, in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make.

  23. 23.

    Miki

    November 5, 2023 at 7:29 pm

    Time is a Healer

    I found a picture of your smiling face
    Bringing old memories
    That I had locked away
    The burden of anger
    From a heart filled with pain
    Was finally lifted
    And I smiled at you again

    Oh, if time is a healer
    And all hearts that break
    Then all hearts that break
    Are put back together again
    ‘Cause love heals the wound it makes

    I spoke such harsh words before our goodbye
    Well I wanted to hurt you
    For the tears you made you made me cry
    All my hopes and dreams
    Well they started vanishing
    Those tender hurt feelings
    Became a dangerous thing

    Oh, if time is a healer
    If time is a healer
    And all hearts that break
    Then all hearts that break
    Are put back together again
    ‘Cause love heals the wound it makes (makes)

    All of those years we spent together (spent together)
    Well they’re part of my life forever
    I hold the joy with the pain
    And the truth is
    I miss you my friend

    Well time is a healer
    And all hearts that break
    All hearts all hearts that break
    Are put back together again
    ‘Cause love heals the wound, the wound
    Love heals
    Love heals the wound it makes

  24. 24.

    phein64

    November 5, 2023 at 7:29 pm

    Almost anything by James McMurtry, but in particular:

    Beer cans to the ceiling,
    Ashtray on the floor,
    Laundry on the sofa,
    Need I say more?

    Went out with my hair wet,
    Caught one awful cold,
    Shoulda been more careful,
    Shoulda done like I was told.

    I can’t believe it,
    How could it be?
    Just like you said could happen,
    So it did to me.

    Just when I might’ve,
    Seen the light of day,
    I crossed my eyes, and they
    Stayed that way.

    Peter Pan, off It Had to Happen

  25. 25.

    Nukular Biskits

    November 5, 2023 at 7:29 pm

    @Nukular Biskits:

    Getting close to retirement age, I’m really starting to identify with Pancho & Lefty.

  26. 26.

    Splitting Image

    November 5, 2023 at 7:30 pm

    Hair is grey and the fires are burning
    So many dreams on the shelf
    You say I wanted you to be proud
    I always wanted that myself

    Tori Amos, “Winter”

    Most of the Little Earthquakes, actually. Talk about an album that stands the test of time.

  27. 27.

    Kelly

    November 5, 2023 at 7:30 pm

    I sing this to my wife and friends on beautiful river trips

    Loggins and Messina

    Watching the River Run

    If you’ve been thinkin’ you were all that you’ve got
    Then don’t feel alone anymore
    ‘Cause when we’re together then you’ve got a lot
    ‘Cause I am the river and you are the shore
    And it goes on and on, watching the river run
    Further and further from things that we’ve done
    Leaving them one by one
    And we have just begun, watching the river run
    Listening and learning and yearning to run, river, run
    Winding and swirling and dancing along
    We passed by the old willow tree
    Where lovers caress as we sing them our song,
    Rejoicing together when we greet the sea
    And it goes on and on, watching the river run
    Further and further from things that we’ve done
    Leaving them one by one
    And we have just begun, watching the river run
    Listening and learning and yearning to run, river, run

  28. 28.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 5, 2023 at 7:30 pm

    On a morning from a Bogart movie
    In a country where they turn back time
    You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
    Contemplating a crime
    She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running
    Like a watercolor in the rain
    Don’t bother asking for explanations
    She’ll just tell you that she came
    In the year of the cat

  29. 29.

    SpaceUnit

    November 5, 2023 at 7:31 pm

    @Brachiator:

    They were like the T.S. Eliot of bands.

  30. 30.

    Steeplejack

    November 5, 2023 at 7:31 pm

    Please include the name of the song for the clueless.

    Just yesterday I heard a song whose lyrics always crack me up: Bob Kuban and the In-Men, “The Cheater.” A regional hit from the dark ages.

    When he’s out betrayin’
    You hear people sayin’,
    “Look out for the cheater!
    Make way for the fool-hearted clown!”
    .

    Pure cheese redeemed by a crunchy guitar and a great horn section. Plus I’ve always liked “betrayin’/​sayin’.” LOL.

  31. 31.

    Nukular Biskits

    November 5, 2023 at 7:31 pm

    @Phaedrusonbass:

    Speaking of Devo, did you see the Youtube video Watergirl posted the other night about the connection between them and Chi-Chi Rodríguez?

  32. 32.

    MagdaInBlack

    November 5, 2023 at 7:32 pm

    @Kelly: Aw, I always loved that one ❤️

  33. 33.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 5, 2023 at 7:32 pm

    @Splitting Image: How can we dance when our earth is turnin’?
    How do we sleep while our beds are burnin’?
    How can we dance when our earth is turnin’?
    How do we sleep while our beds are burnin’?

  34. 34.

    lowtechcyclist

    November 5, 2023 at 7:34 pm

    When Ruthie says come see her
    In her honky-tonk lagoon
    Where I can watch her waltz for free
    ’Neath her Panamanian moon
    An’ I say, “Aw come on now
    You must know about my debutante”
    An’ she says, “Your debutante just knows what you need
    But I know what you want”

    Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
    To be stuck inside of Mobile
    With the Memphis blues again

  35. 35.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 5, 2023 at 7:34 pm

    Just a taste of my favorite Dylan tune:

    She lit a burner on the stove and offered me a pipe
    “I thought you’d never say hello, ” she said
    “You look like the silent type”
    Then she opened up a book of poems and handed it to me
    Written by an Italian poet from the 13th century
    And every one of them words rang true
    And glowed like burning coal
    Pouring off of every page
    Like it was written in my soul, from me to you
    Tangled up in blue

  36. 36.

    SpaceUnit

    November 5, 2023 at 7:34 pm

    I sing my song of woe

    Everywhere I go

    Oh oh oh oh oh

    Woe woe woe woe woe

     

    Author unknown.  I think it’s from an old cartoon.

  37. 37.

    MagdaInBlack

    November 5, 2023 at 7:35 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: My favorite too .

  38. 38.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 5, 2023 at 7:37 pm

    Panama Red, panama Red
    He’ll steal your woman, then he’ll rob your head
    Panama Red, panama Red

    On his white horse, Mescalito
    He come breezin’ through town
    I’ll bet your woman’s up in bed with
    Panama Red

    The judge don’t know when Red’s in town
    He keeps well hidden underground
    But everybody’s acting lazy
    Falling out and hangin’ ’round
    My woman said, “hey pedro
    You’re actin’ crazy like a clown”
    Nobody feels like working
    Panama Red is back in town

    Everybody’s looking out for him
    ‘Cause they know Red satisfies
    Little girls love to listen to him
    Sing and tell sweet lies
    But when things get too confusing, honey
    You’re better off in bed
    And I’ll be searching all the joints in town for
    Panama Red

  39. 39.

    Miki

    November 5, 2023 at 7:38 pm

    @Miki: Jeebus – tried to reformat it but it didn’t work in time.

    Sincere apologies.

  40. 40.

    WaterGirl

    November 5, 2023 at 7:38 pm

    @Miki:  I fixed you!

  41. 41.

    lowtechcyclist

    November 5, 2023 at 7:39 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: ​
     

    And the cover art is great!

  42. 42.

    Alison Rose

    November 5, 2023 at 7:39 pm

    I mean, I have to start with my favorite Dead song, Black Muddy River:

    When the last rose of summer pricks my fingers
    And the hot sun chills me to the bone
    When I can’t hear the song for the singer
    And I can’t tell my pillow from a stone

    I will walk alone by the black muddy river
    And sing me a song of my own
    I will walk alone by the black muddy river
    Sing me a song of my own

    When the last bolt of sunshine hits the mountain
    And the stars seem to splatter in the sky
    When the moon splits the south west horizon
    And scream of an eagle on the fly

    I will walk alone by the black muddy river
    And listen to the ripples as they moan
    I will walk alone by the black muddy river
    Sing me a song of my own

    Black muddy river
    Roll on forever
    I don’t care how deep and wide
    If you got another side
    Roll muddy river
    Roll muddy river
    Black muddy river, roll

    When it seems like the night will last forever
    And there’s nothing left to do but count the years
    When the strings of my heart start to sever
    And stones fall from my eyes instead of tears

    I will walk alone by the black muddy river
    And dream me a dream of my own
    I will walk alone by the black muddy river
    Sing me a song of my own
    And sing me a song of my own

    This song makes me weepy every time I hear it. The combo of Hunter’s lyrics and Jerry’s voice was always wonderful, but particularly impactful with this song.

  43. 43.

    Memory Pallas

    November 5, 2023 at 7:39 pm

    I’m coming home, I’m coming home, now you can taste it in the wind, the war is over
    And I listen to the clicking of the train-wheels as we roll across the border
    And now they ask me of the time that I was caught behind their lines and taken prisoner
    “They only held me for a day, a lucky break, ” I say they turn and listen closer
    I’ll never know, I’ll never know why I was taken from the line and all the others
    To board a special train and journey deep into the heart of holy Russia
    And it’s cold and damp in the transit camp, and the air is still and sullen
    And the pale sun of October whispers the snow will soon be coming
    And I wonder when I’ll be home again and the morning answers “Never”
    And the evening sighs, and the steely Russian skies go on forever

  44. 44.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 5, 2023 at 7:39 pm

    Tom Petty:

    You can stand me at the gates of hell, but I won’t back down

  45. 45.

    Steeplejack

    November 5, 2023 at 7:40 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Those text blocks look the same on my computer (Win11, Firefox).

    ETA: The  first one is single-spaced on my Android phone (Samsung browser).

    ETA2: On my computer the first block is single-spaced in the original post above, but not in comment #17. Go figure.

  46. 46.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 5, 2023 at 7:40 pm

    No, don’t ask me to apologise.
    I won’t ask you to forgive me.
    If I’m gonna go down,
    you’re gonna come with me
    You say ‘Why don’t you be a man about it,
    like they do in the grown-up movies?’
    But when it comes to the other way around,
    you say you just wanna use me. Oh,
    you sit and you wonder whether
    it’s gonna be syndicated.
    You sit with your knees together.
    All the time your breath is bated.

  47. 47.

    NotMax

    November 5, 2023 at 7:40 pm

    Cracked. Iphigenia in Brooklyn.

    Cute. Onomatopoeia.

    Classic. Cole Porter.

    Innately hummable. The Lambeth Walk.

    Turning the tables.
    1) Proud Mary
    2) Sixteen Going On Seventeen
    3) Hey Big Spender
    :)

  48. 48.

    Salty Sam .

    November 5, 2023 at 7:40 pm

    @cope: My nomination for best use of alliteration in a song: “…little old lady got mutilated late last night…”.

    That’s a really good one.  Beats my nomination: “He met a girl out there with a tattoo too…”

  49. 49.

    piratedan

    November 5, 2023 at 7:40 pm

    Oh, I can’t stand another heartache

    though you say you’re my friend

    I’m at my wits end

    and when I ask you

    if your love is bonafide

    it doesn’t coincide with

    what you say and you do

    and you say, you gotta be

    cruel to be kind, in the right measure

    cruel to be kind, its the very design

    cruel to to be kind, means that I love you

    you gotta be cruel, you gotta be cruel to be kind

  50. 50.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    November 5, 2023 at 7:41 pm

    Tonight I’ll Be Staying Here With You by Bob Dylan

     

    Throw my ticket out the window

    Throw my suitcase out there, too

    Throw my troubles out the door

    I don’t need them any more

    ‘Cause tonight I’ll be staying here with you

     

    I should have left this town this morning

    But it was more than I could do

    For, your love comes on so strong

    And I’ve waited all day long

    For tonight when I’ll be staying here with you

     

    Is it really any wonder

    The love that a stranger might receive?

    You cast your spell and I went under

    I find it so difficult to leave

     

    I can hear that whistle blowin’

    I see that stationmaster, too

    If there’s a poor boy on the street

    Then let him have my seat

    ‘Cause tonight I’ll be staying here with you

  51. 51.

    Tony Jay

    November 5, 2023 at 7:41 pm

    There are a few, but what’s more personal are the lyrics I thought I heard that meant a lot to me… before I found out they were only my lyrics.

    Frex

    Cause you’re my fella, my guy  Hand me your Stella and fries  By that time I’m out the door  And you’re ten men down like Roger Moore

    Which I thought was a pretty poignant cri de coeur from a girl who just kept on going through men like a hungry shark completely insensate to the genuine love and respect she was actually looking for, as well as a brutal put down on the quality of Roger Moore’s Bond… except it wasn’t.

    Then there was that Nirvana classic

    Come as you are, as you were  As I want you to be  As a friend, as a friend  As a known enemy

    Which I thought for years was such a very Nirvana lyric, suggesting that in Cobain’s mind friends were just the enemies you know the names of and can watch out for, except it wasn’t.

    Then, back to the sadly missed Whiny Alehouse, there was the concerning bit about

    Upstairs in bed with my ex-boy  He’s in a place where I can’t get joy  Thinking on you in the final throes  This is where my conscience goes

    Which I always thought was a starkly self-judgemental confessional from a lady deliberately self-sabotaging herself out of the self-respect necessary to think that she deserved better than the crap she was putting herself through, except it wasn’t.

    I swear, I’ve got loads of them. All these lyrics I thought I heard that it turns out I actually didn’t, but which nevertheless gave little old suburban me a vista onto a wide savannah of human experience I was too stuffy and scared to go and find out about for myself, some of them I still think were better than the actual lyrics it turned out I wasn’t singing along to.

    I’m sure I’m not alone in that… hopefully.

  52. 52.

    lowtechcyclist

    November 5, 2023 at 7:41 pm

    Outside of the gates the trucks were unloadin’
    The weather was hot, a-nearly 90 degrees
    The man standin’ next to me, his head was exploding
    Well, I was prayin’ the pieces wouldn’t fall on me

    Yeah, the locusts sang off in the distance
    Yeah, the locusts sang such a sweet melody
    Oh, the locusts sang off in the distance
    And the locusts sang and they were singing for me

  53. 53.

    MagdaInBlack

    November 5, 2023 at 7:42 pm

    This post has opened up the Youtube rabbit hole for me, and I’m enjoying it 🙂

  54. 54.

    eclare

    November 5, 2023 at 7:42 pm

    Song title, lyrics are good too

    “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly”

    Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn

  55. 55.

    piratedan

    November 5, 2023 at 7:42 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Declan has a way with words don’t he?

    I said that I’m so happy that I could die

    she said “drop dead” and left with another guy…..

  56. 56.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 5, 2023 at 7:44 pm

    @Tony Jay: OMG yes. I miss Amy Winehouse, so talented and so unhappy.

  57. 57.

    Brachiator

    November 5, 2023 at 7:44 pm

    When I was a kid, I played The Coasters “Searchin” on a relative’s 78 rpm turntable. I was proud of myself for being able to figure out from the context that all of these people must be detectives. At the time, the only one I had heard of was Charlie Chan. It was a small thing, but it excited me to get the idea that song lyrics weren’t just pleasant rhymes.

    Well Sherlock Holmes
    Sam Spade got nothing
    Child, on me
    Seargent Friday
    Charlie Chan
    And Boston Blackie
    No matter where she’s hiding
    She’s gonna hear me coming
    Gonna walk right down that street
    Like Bulldog Drummond

    ‘Cause i’ve been searchin’
    Oh Lord now, searchin’
    Mmm child, searchin’ every which a’way yay-yay
    But i’m like the Northwest mountie
    You know i’ll bring her in some day

  58. 58.

    eclare

    November 5, 2023 at 7:44 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    That is a great one, off of a great album.

  59. 59.

    Miki

    November 5, 2023 at 7:45 pm

    @WaterGirl: Many thanks.

  60. 60.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 5, 2023 at 7:45 pm

    The most perfect song, EVER, according to Ego, The Living Planet:

    There’s a port on a western bay
    And it serves a hundred ships a day
    Lonely sailors pass the time away
    And talk about their homes
    And there’s a girl in this harbor town
    And she works layin’ whiskey down
    They say, Brandy, fetch another round
    She serves them whiskey and wine
    The sailors say, “Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
    “What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
    “Yeah, your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea”
    Brandy wears a braided chain
    Made of finest silver from the North of Spain
    A locket that bears the name
    Of the man that Brandy loved
    He came on a summer’s day
    Bringin’ gifts from far away
    But he made it clear he couldn’t stay
    No harbor was his home
    The sailors say, “Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
    “What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
    “But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea”
    Yeah, Brandy used to watch his eyes
    When he told his sailor stories
    She could feel the ocean fall and rise
    She saw its ragin’ glory
    But he had always told the truth, Lord, he was an honest man
    And Brandy does her best to understand
    At night when the bars close down
    Brandy walks through a silent town
    And loves a man who’s not around
    She still can hear him say
    She hears him say, “Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
    “What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
    “But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea”
    It is, yes it is
    He said, “Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
    “What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
    “But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea”

  61. 61.

    oldster

    November 5, 2023 at 7:46 pm

    I get no kicks in a plane
    flying up high
    with some guy
    in the sky
    is my i-
    dea of
    nothing to do
    but I get a kick
    out of you

  62. 62.

    FelonyGovt

    November 5, 2023 at 7:47 pm

    Neil Young, After The Gold Rush. Ol’ Neil was quite prescient:

    Well I dreamed I saw the knights in armor coming
    Sayin’ something about a queen
    There were peasants singing and drummers drumming
    And the archer split the tree
    There was a fanfare blowing to the sun
    That was floating on the breeze
    Look at Mother Nature on the run
    In the 1970’s
    Look at Mother Nature on the run
    In the 1970’s
    I was lying in a burned out basement
    With the full moon in my eyes
    I was hoping for replacement
    When the sun burst through the sky
    There was a band playing in my head
    And I felt like getting high
    I was thinking about what a friend had said
    I was hoping it was a lie
    Thinking about what a friend had said
    I was hoping it was a lie
    I dreamed I saw the silver spaceships flying
    In the yellow haze of the sun
    There were children crying and colors flying
    All around the chosen ones
    All in a dream, all in a dream
    The loading had begun
    Flying Mother Nature’s silver seed
    To a new home in the sun
    Flying Mother Nature’s silver seed
    To a new home

  63. 63.

    Tony Jay

    November 5, 2023 at 7:47 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    The only person with two legs who could ever make me think twice about hating Jazz.

    Very sadly missed.

  64. 64.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 5, 2023 at 7:49 pm

    Because SOMEONE had to do it:

    We’re no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I (do I)
    A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
    You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

  65. 65.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 5, 2023 at 7:51 pm

    Standing waiting for a man to show
    Wide eyed one eye fixed on the door
    This waiting’s killing me, it’s wearing me down
    Day in day out, my feet are burning holes in the ground

    Darkness warmer than a bedroom floor
    Want someone to hold me close forever more
    I’m a sleeping dog, but you can’t tell
    When I’m on the prowl you’d better run like hell
    You know it makes sense, don’t even think about it
    Life and death are just things you do when you’re bored
    Say fear’s a man’s best friend
    You add it up it brings you down

    Home is living like a man on the run
    Trails leading nowhere, where to my son?
    We’re already dead, just not yet in the ground
    Take my helping hand I’ll show you around
    You know it makes sense, don’t even think about it
    Life and death are just things you do when you’re bored
    Say fear’s a man’s best friend
    You add it up it brings you down

  66. 66.

    Ben Cisco

    November 5, 2023 at 7:51 pm

    You got the nicest North America
    This sailor ever saw
    I’d like to feel your warm Brazil
    And touch your Panama

    But Your Tierra del Fuegos
    Are nearly always froze
    We gotta see saw
    Until we unthaw those
    Popsicle toes

    Popsicle toes
    Popsicle toes are always froze
    Popsicle toes
    You’re so brave to expose all those popsicle toes

    Michael Franks, “Popsicle Toes”

  67. 67.

    zhena gogolia

    November 5, 2023 at 7:51 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: This is the second time I’ve been rickrolled today. Anyone do Paolo Pasco’s puzzle in WaPo?

  68. 68.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 5, 2023 at 7:52 pm

    @piratedan: Yes, he does.

  69. 69.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 5, 2023 at 7:54 pm

    Chico, Chet and Elijah is what I thought Steve was singing instead of big ol’ jet airliner.

  70. 70.

    Alison Rose

    November 5, 2023 at 7:54 pm

    And since I am me, I will also mention some Depeche Mode lines, but I’ll try to restrain myself a little.

    You wear guilt
    Like shackles on your feet
    Like a halo in reverse
    I can feel
    The discomfort in your seat
    And in your head it’s worse

    There’s a pain
    A famine in your heart
    An aching to be free
    Can’t you see
    All love’s luxuries
    Are here for you and me
    –Halo

    Overflowing senses
    Heightened awareness
    I hear my blood flow
    I feel its caress

    Whispering cosmos
    Talking right to me
    Unlimited endless
    God breathing through me

    See the microcosm
    In macro vision
    Our bodies moving
    With pure precision
    One universal celebration
    One evolution
    One creation
    –Macro

    Cry for you
    Seen the tears
    Roll down from my eyes for you
    Heard my truth
    Distorted to lies for you
    Watched my love
    Becoming a prize for you
    –Rush

    I would tell you about the things they put me through
    The pain I’ve been subjected to
    But the Lord himself would blush
    The countless feasts laid at my feet
    Forbidden fruits for me to eat
    But I think your pulse would start to rush

    Now I’m not looking for absolution
    Forgiveness for the things I do
    But before you come to any conclusions
    Try walking in my shoes
    –Walking In My Shoes

    The way you move
    Is meant to haunt me
    The way you move
    To tempt and taunt me
    I know you knew on the day you were born
    I know somehow I should have been warned
    I know I walk every midnight till dawn
    In chains

    You’ve got me dying for you
    It’s you that I’m living through
    You’ve got me praying to you
    Saying to you
    Anything you want me to
    You’ve got me reaching for you
    My soul’s beseeching me to
    You’ve got me singing to you
    Bringing to you
    Anything you ask me to
    –In Chains

    Paying debt to karma
    You party for a living
    What you take won’t kill you
    But careful what you’re giving

    There’s no time for hesitating
    Pain is ready, pain is waiting
    Primed to do it’s educating

    Unwanted, uninvited kin
    It creeps beneath your crawling skin
    It lives without it lives within you

    Feel the fever coming
    You’re shaking and twitching
    You can scratch all over
    But that won’t stop you itching
    –Dream On

    I’ll stop. For now :P

  71. 71.

    zhena gogolia

    November 5, 2023 at 7:54 pm

    I never heard of 99% of these songs, except the Dylan ones. I’m old.

  72. 72.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 5, 2023 at 7:55 pm

    Ow, we want the funk
    Give up the funk
    Ow, we need the funk
    We gotta have that funk

  73. 73.

    SpaceUnit

    November 5, 2023 at 7:56 pm

    Buddah bump, buddah bump, buddah bump bump bump
    Buddah bump, buddah bump, buddah bump bump bump
    Buddah bump, buddah bump, buddah bump bump bump
    Buddah buuuuuuuuuuh, buddah bump bump bump!

     

    Lyrics to the William Tell Overture

  74. 74.

    RSA

    November 5, 2023 at 7:57 pm

    @cope: Nice. For related poetic qualities I’ll nominate the chorus in the Beths’ “Future Me Hates Me”.

    Future heartbreak, future headaches
    Wide-eyed nights late lying awake
    With future cold shakes from stupid mistakes
    Future me hates me for, hates me for

    You give a bit of alliteration in “late lying”, internal rhymes in the first and third lines, and the assonance in “wide-eyed nights”.  I think it’s impressive.

  75. 75.

    Another Scott

    November 5, 2023 at 7:58 pm

    Too many.

    The rhythm of this one:
    Pete Townshend – I’ve had enough

    My jacket’s gonna be cut and slim and checked
    Maybe a touch of seersucker, with an open neck
    I ride a G.S. scooter with my hair cut neat
    I wear my wartime coat in the wind and sleet

    The storytelling of this one:
    Kate Bush – Babooshka

    She sent him scented letters
    And he received them with a strange delight
    Just like
    His wife
    But how she was before the tears
    And how she was before the years flew by
    And how she was when she was beautiful

    Just the fun of this one
    Cheap Trick – Surrender

    Father says your mother’s right
    She’s really up on things
    Before we married Mommy served
    In the WACs in the Philippines

    Now I had heard the WACs recruited
    Old maids for the war
    But Mommy isn’t one of those
    I’ve known her all these years

    Mommy’s alright, Daddy’s alright
    They just seem a little weird
    Surrender, surrender
    But don’t give yourself away

    Lots and lots of great stuff out there.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  76. 76.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 5, 2023 at 7:58 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Everything I have posted so far is from the ’70s.

  77. 77.

    Alison Rose

    November 5, 2023 at 7:58 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Scroll down to the credits and see my mom’s name, Nadine (neé) Kaplan, under “Crew” :)

  78. 78.

    eclare

    November 5, 2023 at 7:58 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Hahaha…

  79. 79.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 5, 2023 at 7:58 pm

    Yet our best trained, best educated, best equipped
    Best prepared troops refuse to fight
    As a matter of fact, it’s safe to say that they would rather switch
    Than fight
    1989 the number another summer (get down)
    Sound of the funky drummer
    Music hitting your heart ’cause I know you got soul
    (Brothers and sisters, hey)
    Listen if you’re missing y’all
    Swinging while I’m singing
    Giving whatcha getting
    Knowing what I know
    While the Black bands sweating
    And the rhythm rhymes rolling
    Got to give us what we want
    Gotta give us what we need
    Our freedom of speech is freedom or death
    We got to fight the powers that be
    Lemme hear you say
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    We’ve got to fight the powers that be
    As the rhythm designed to bounce
    What counts is that the rhymes
    Designed to fill your mind
    Now that you’ve realized the pride’s arrived
    We got to pump the stuff to make us tough
    From the heart
    It’s a start, a work of art
    To revolutionize make a change nothing’s strange
    People, people we are the same
    No we’re not the same
    ‘Cause we don’t know the game
    What we need is awareness, we can’t get careless
    You say what is this?
    My beloved lets get down to business
    Mental self defensive fitness
    Don’t rush the show
    You gotta go for what you know
    Make everybody see, in order to fight the powers that be
    Lemme hear you say
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    We’ve got to fight the powers that be
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    We’ve got to fight the powers that be
    Elvis was a hero to most
    Elvis was a hero to most
    Elvis was a hero to most
    But he never meant s- to me you see
    Straight up racist that sucker was
    Simple and plain
    Mother f- him and John Wayne
    ‘Cause I’m Black and I’m proud
    I’m ready and hyped plus I’m amped
    Most of my heroes don’t appear on no stamps
    Sample a look back you look and find
    Nothing but rednecks for 400 years if you check
    Don’t worry be happy
    Was a number one jam
    Damn if I say it you can slap me right here
    (Get it) lets get this party started right
    Right on, c’mon
    What we got to say?
    Power to the people no delay
    Make everybody see
    In order to fight the powers that be
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    Fight the power
    We’ve got to fight the powers that be
    What we got to say?
    Fight the power
    What we got to say?
    Fight the power
    What we got to say?
    Fight the power
    What we got to say?
    Fight the power
    Yo, check this out man
    Ok talk to me ’bout the future of
    Public Enemy
    Future of Public Enemy gotta

  80. 80.

    Steeplejack

    November 5, 2023 at 7:59 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    😹 I, too, got Rick-rolled by the crossword this morning. Couldn’t resist copying the URL to see where it went. D’oh!

  81. 81.

    Gin & Tonic

    November 5, 2023 at 7:59 pm

    You’re sitting there yakkin’ right in my face
    I guess I’m gonna have to put you in your place
    Y’know if silence was golden
    You couldn’t raise a dime
    Because your mind is on vacation and your mouth is
    Working overtime
    You’re quoting figures, you’re dropping names
    You’re telling stories about the dames
    You’re always laughin’ when things ain’t funny
    You try to sound like you’re big money
    If talk was criminal, you’d lead a life of crime
    Because your mind is on vacation and your mouth is
    Working overtime
    You know that life is short and talk is cheap
    Don’t be making promises that you can’t keep
    If you don’t like the song I’m singing, just grin and
    Bear it
    All I can say is if the shoe fits wear it
    If you must keep talking please try to make it rhyme
    ‘Cause your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working
    Overtime

  82. 82.

    Viva BrisVegas

    November 5, 2023 at 8:00 pm

    Remember, remember, the 5th of November,
    Gunpowder, treason and plot.
    I see no reason
    Why gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot.
    Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, ’twas his intent
    To blow up the King and the Parliament
    Three score barrels of powder below
    Poor old England to overthrow
    By God’s providence he was catch’d
    With a dark lantern and burning match
    Holler boys, holler boys, let the bells ring
    Holler boys, holler boys
    God save the King!

  83. 83.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 5, 2023 at 8:00 pm

    @Alison Rose: Woohoo!  Thanks mom!

  84. 84.

    Alison Rose

    November 5, 2023 at 8:01 pm

    And for one single line that is so simple but so perfectly beautiful, I have to mention She had eyes so blue, they looked like weather from It’ll All Work Out by Tom Petty.

  85. 85.

    MagdaInBlack

    November 5, 2023 at 8:02 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: You can Rick roll me anytime with the live version of that with Foo Fighters.

  86. 86.

    NotMax

    November 5, 2023 at 8:03 pm

    Tom Lehrer, The Elements.

    And another from him
    <em.When the air becomes uranious
    We will all go simultaneous
    Source
    :)

  87. 87.

    NotMax

    November 5, 2023 at 8:06 pm

    Coding fix.

    Tom Lehrer, The Elements.

    And another from him
    When the air becomes uranious
    We will all go simultaneous
    Source

    :)

  88. 88.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 5, 2023 at 8:07 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: That was an EPIC performance.

  89. 89.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 5, 2023 at 8:07 pm

    @Tony Jay:

    Upstairs in bed with my ex-boy  He’s in a place where I can’t get joy  Thinking on you in the final throes  This is where my conscience goes

    Wait, is that some kind of clean-lyrics edit? I always heard it as the gloriously obscene

    Upstairs in bed with my ex-boy  He’s in the place but I can’t get joy  Thinking on you in the final throes  This is where my buzzer goes

    and I always have to sing along with that bit super loud.

  90. 90.

    SteveinPHX

    November 5, 2023 at 8:07 pm

    96 Tears — ? and the Mysterians
    Too many teardrops for one heart to be cryingToo many teardrops for one heart to carry onYou’re way on top now since you left meYou’re always laughing way down at meBut watch out now, I’m gonna get thereWe’ll be together for just a little whileAnd then I’m gonna put you way down hereAnd you’ll start crying ninety-six tearsCry, cryAnd when the sun comes up, I’ll be on topYou’ll be right down there, looking upAnd I might wave, come up hereBut I don’t see you waving nowI’m way down here, wondering howI’m gonna get you but I know nowI’ll just cry, cry, I’ll just cryToo many teardrops for one heart to be cryingToo many teardrops for one heart to carry onYou’re gonna cry ninety-six tearsYou’re gonna cry ninety-six tearsYou’re gonna cry, cry, cry, cry nowYou’re gonna cry, cry, cry, cryNinety-six tears

  91. 91.

    SpaceUnit

    November 5, 2023 at 8:09 pm

    tequila
    tequila
    tequila

     

    Lyrics to the 1958 hit song Tequila by The Champs

  92. 92.

    Old Dan and Little Ann

    November 5, 2023 at 8:09 pm

    Ten years ago, on a cold dark night

    There was someone killed ‘neath the town hall light

    There were few at the scene, but they all agreed

    That the slayer who ran looked a lot like me
    The judge said, “Son what is your alibi?

    If you were somewhere else then you won’t have to die”

    I spoke not a word though it meant my life

    For I had been in the arms of my best friend’s wife

  93. 93.

    Brachiator

    November 5, 2023 at 8:11 pm

    How many days has it been
    Since I was born
    How many days until I die
    Do I know any ways
    That I can make you laugh
    Or do I only know how to make you cry

    When the baby looks around him
    It’s such a sight to see
    He shares a simple secret
    With the wise man

    He’s a stranger in a strange land
    Just a stranger in a strange land
    Tell me why
    He’s a stranger in a strange land
    Just a stranger in a strange land

  94. 94.

    BSR

    November 5, 2023 at 8:11 pm

    @NotMax: Had almost forgotten about PDQ – thanks for making me listen to that again – brought me to tears (laughing).

  95. 95.

    Craig

    November 5, 2023 at 8:11 pm

    @Phaedrusonbass: going to see Devo tonight.

  96. 96.

    Ann Marie

    November 5, 2023 at 8:12 pm

    Let Fate do her worst, there are relics of joy,
    Bright dreams of the past, which she cannot destroy,
    Which come in the night-time of sorrow and care,
    And bring back the features that joy used to wear.
    Long, long be my heart with such memories fill’d,
    Like the vase in which roses have once been distill’d.
    You may break, you may shatter the vase if you will,
    But the scent of the roses will hang ’round it still.

  97. 97.

    Craig

    November 5, 2023 at 8:12 pm

    All I want is 20-20 vision
    A total portrait with no omissions
    All I want is a vision of you, oh-oh
    If you can picture this, a day in December
    Picture this, freezing cold weather
    You got clouds on your lids and you’d be on the skids
    If it weren’t for your job at the garage
    If you could only oh-oh
    Picture this, a sky full of thunder
    Picture this, my telephone number
    One and one is what I’m telling you
    Get a pocket computer
    Try to do what you used to do yeah

  98. 98.

    Splitting Image

    November 5, 2023 at 8:15 pm

    When you’re lovers in a dangerous time
    Sometimes you’re made to feel as if your love’s a crime
    But nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight
    Got to kick at the darkness ’til it bleeds daylight

    Bruce Cockburn, “Lovers in a Dangerous Time”

  99. 99.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 5, 2023 at 8:16 pm

    I’m back in Liverpool and everything seems the same
    But I worked something out last night
    That changed this little boy’s brain
    A small piece of advice that took twenty-two years in the make
    And I will break it for you now; please learn from my mistakes
    Please learn from my mistakes

    Let’s dance to Joy Division and celebrate the irony
    Everything is going wrong, but we’re so happy
    Let’s dance to Joy Division and raise our glass to the ceiling
    ‘Cause this could all go so wrong, but we’re so happy
    Yeah, we’re so happy

  100. 100.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 5, 2023 at 8:17 pm

    I got rid of my jackets and coats, I threw out all of my pants

    I got sick of my stinking clothes, I had to get rid of them

    I’m not yet considering replacing them; I only had to get rid of them

    and rest awhile

    Rest awhile

    I stayed out in the sun too long and burned off all of my skin

    I felt so dizzy I got into the car and got into an accident

    Out of the burning wreckage I fell, wanting only to lay where I fell

    and rest awhile

    Rest awhile

    Rest awhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile

    I became friendly with Ruy Lopez, the author of works on chess

    “Ruy,” I said, “you’re incorrect”; he cut me off and acted mad

    He won’t even talk to me now, but I don’t care, ’cause I’m sick of that guy and I need to

    rest awhile

    Rest awhile

    Rest awhile, rest awhile!

    –“Rest Awhile”, They Might Be Giants

  101. 101.

    Craig

    November 5, 2023 at 8:18 pm

    Her green plastic watering can
    For her fake Chinese rubber plant
    In the fake plastic earth
    That she bought from a rubber man
    In a town full of rubber plans
    To get rid of itself
    It wears her out
    It wears her out
    It wears her out
    It wears her out
    She lives with a broken man
    A cracked polystyrene man
    Who just crumbles and burns
    He used to do surgery
    For girls in the eighties
    But gravity always wins
    And it wears him out
    It wears him out
    It wears him out
    It wears
    She looks like the real thing
    She tastes like the real thing
    My fake plastic love
    But I can’t help the feeling
    I could blow through the ceiling
    If I just turn and run
    And it wears me out
    It wears me out
    It wears me out
    It wears me out
    And if I could be who you wanted
    If I could be who you wanted
    All the time
    All the time

    Fake Plastic Trees- Radiohead

  102. 102.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 5, 2023 at 8:19 pm

    And during the few moments that we have left
    We want to talk right down to earth
    In a language that everybody here can easily understand

    Look in my eyes
    What do you see?
    The cult of personality

    I know your anger, I know your dreams
    I’ve been everything you want to be
    Oh, I’m the cult of personality

    Like Mussolini and Kennedy
    I’m the cult of personality
    The cult of personality
    The cult of personality

    Neon lights, a Nobel prize
    When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
    You won’t have to follow me
    Only you can set me free

    I sell the things you need to be
    I’m the smiling face on your TV
    Oh, I’m the cult of personality

    I exploit you, still you love me
    I tell you, one and one makes three
    Oh, I’m the cult of personality

    Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
    I’m the cult of personality
    The cult of personality
    The cult of personality

    Neon lights, a Nobel prize

    When a leader speaks, that leader dies
    You won’t have to follow me
    Only you can set you free

    You gave me fortune, you gave me fame
    You gave me power in your god’s name
    I’m every person you need to be
    Oh, I’m the cult of personality

    I am the cult of, I am the cult of
    I am the cult of, I am the cult of
    I am the cult of, I am the cult of
    I am the cult of, I am the cult of personality

    Ask not what your country can do for you
    The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself

    Cult of Personality — Living Colour

  103. 103.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 5, 2023 at 8:19 pm

    Baby shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
    Baby shark!

  104. 104.

    BSR

    November 5, 2023 at 8:19 pm

    TMBG: Birdhouse in Your Soul

    I’m your only friend
    I’m not your only friend
    But I’m a little glowing friend
    But really I’m not actually your friend
    But I am
    Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
    Who watches over you
    Make a little birdhouse in your soul
    Not to put too fine a point on it
    Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
    Make a little birdhouse in your soul
    I have a secret to tell
    From my electrical well
    It’s a simple message
    And I’m leaving out the whistles and bells
    So the room must listen to me
    Filibuster vigilantly
    My name is blue canary, one note spelled l-i-t-e
    My story’s infinite
    Like the Longines Symphonette, it doesn’t rest
    Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
    Who watches over you
    Make a little birdhouse in your soul
    Not to put too fine a point on it
    Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
    Make a little birdhouse in your soul
    I’m your only friend
    I’m not your only friend
    But I’m a little glowing friend
    But really I’m not actually your friend
    But I am
    There’s a picture opposite me
    Of my primitive ancestry
    Which stood on rocky shores
    And kept the beaches shipwreck free
    Though I respect that a lot
    I’d be fired if that were my job
    After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts
    Bluebird of friendliness
    Like guardian angels, it’s always near
    Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
    Who watches over you
    Make a little birdhouse in your soul
    Not to put too fine a point on it
    Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
    Make a little birdhouse in your soul
    And while you’re at it
    Keep the nightlight on inside the birdhouse in your soul
    Not to put too fine a point on it
    Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
    Make a little birdhouse in your soul
    Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you’re at it)
    Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
    Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)
    Not to put too fine a point on it
    Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
    Make a little birdhouse in your soul
    Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you’re at it)
    Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
    Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)
    Not to put too fine a point on it
    Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
    Make a little birdhouse in your soul

  105. 105.

    lowtechcyclist

    November 5, 2023 at 8:19 pm

    @Steeplejack: ​
     

    Just yesterday I heard a song whose lyrics always crack me up: Bob Kuban and the In-Men, “The Cheater.” A regional hit from the dark ages.

    I wouldn’t have guessed that another human being still remembered that song! I had it running through my mind lately – there was a kid in my school once whose name, like our Speaker Pro Tempore, was a play on “Patrick Henry,” and one of the few distinctives I remember of this kid after all these years was that he was always calling someone a cheater, and he pronounced it the way the vocalist did in that song. (Though he’d be talking about cards, not romance.) Which was how the song got in my head lately.

    Blast from the past!

  106. 106.

    gene108

    November 5, 2023 at 8:20 pm

    Fish heads fish heads,
    Roly poly fish heads,
    Fish heads fish heads,
    Eat them up yum

    Fish heads fish heads,
    Roly poly fish heads,
    Fish heads fish heads,
    Eat them up yum

    In the morning,
    Laughing happy fish heads,
    In the evening,
    Floating in the soup,

    Fish heads fish heads,
    Roly poly fish heads,
    Fish heads fish heads,
    Eat them up yum

    Ask a fish head,
    Anything you want to,
    They won’t answer,
    They can’t talk

    Fish heads fish heads,
    Roly poly fish heads,
    Fish heads fish heads,
    Eat them up yum

  107. 107.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 5, 2023 at 8:20 pm

    @SpaceUnit:

    Did someone say tequila?

  108. 108.

    MagdaInBlack

    November 5, 2023 at 8:20 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: I have lost track of how many times I have watched that. I am happy to admit that is my current go to feel good video 🤗

  109. 109.

    Trivia Man

    November 5, 2023 at 8:21 pm

    Uncle John’s Band, Grateful Dead:
    Think this through with me,
    Let me know your mind
    Whoa, oh, what I want to know is,
    Are you kind?

    I think about this a lot, it helps me remember to be kind

  110. 110.

    p.a.

    November 5, 2023 at 8:22 pm

    Sunday morning, brings the dawningIt’s just a restless feeling by my sideEarly dawning, Sunday morningIt’s just the wasted years so close behind
    Watch out, the world’s behind youThere’s always someone around you who will callIt’s nothing at all
    Sunday morning and I’m fallingI’ve got a feeling I don’t want to knowEarly dawning, Sunday morningIt’s all the streets you crossed, not so long ago
    Watch out, the world’s behind youThere’s always someone around you who will callIt’s nothing at all
    Watch out, the world’s behind youThere’s always someone around you who will callIt’s nothing at all
    Sunday morningSunday morningSunday morningSunday morning

  111. 111.

    WendyBinFL

    November 5, 2023 at 8:22 pm

    Mr. B and I just celebrated our 49th anniversary, so I’m inspired by the lyrics of a transcendently romantic song, available in an old YouTube by Kathy Mattea, “Asking Us to Dance.”
    There’s a full moon up and rising,
    And there’s a whisper of a breeze.
    Blowing through the tangled silver,
    Hanging from the cypress trees.
    There’s a river made of moonlight,
    Flowing clear across the lake.
    And there’s a million stars just waiting,
    To fall for any wish we make.
    Darlin’ tonight I am reminded,
    How much these two hearts need romance.
    You know it isn’t all that often,
    We get this kind of chance.
    Why don’t we get caught in this moment?
    Be victims of sweet circumstance?
    Tonight I feel like all creation,
    Is asking us to dance.
    There’ll be time enough tomorrow,
    To get back to our daily bread.
    But there’s something ’bout this evening,
    That’s put this notion in my head.
    That heaven and the earth are meeting,
    Tonight upon this very spot.
    And all the things on earth worth having,
    Are things that we’ve already got.

  112. 112.

    piratedan

    November 5, 2023 at 8:24 pm

    be it blue jeans or lace

    not a hair out of place

    but what would look

    the best on you…

    is me

  113. 113.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 5, 2023 at 8:25 pm

    Wham ! Bam !
    Mon chat Splash gît sur mon lit
    A bouffé sa langue en buvant dans mon whisky
    Quant à moi, peu dormi, vidé, brimé
    J’ai dû dormir dans la gouttière
    Où j’ai eu un flash
    Ouh-ouh-ouh-ouh
    En quatre couleurs

  114. 114.

    Central Planning

    November 5, 2023 at 8:25 pm

    I’ve never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
    I’ve never seen you shine so bright
    You were amazing
    I’ve never seen so many people want to be there by your side
    And when you turned to me and smiled
    It took my breath away
    And I have never had such a feeling
    Such a feeling of complete and utter love
    As I do tonight

  115. 115.

    SpaceUnit

    November 5, 2023 at 8:26 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Ha.  I hadn’t seen that before.

  116. 116.

    Trivia Man

    November 5, 2023 at 8:28 pm

    @gene108: Performed by Bill Mumy, aka Will Robinson from Lost In Space

  117. 117.

    Steeplejack

    November 5, 2023 at 8:29 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    “The Cheater” is a running joke with my friend that I’ve known since we were at Mizzou together in the early ’70s. Bub Kuban was from St. Louis and played all over the area—a local big deal. I looked on Wikipedia and was surprised to see that the song got as high as #12 on the Billboard chart.

    It shows up now and then on the SiriusXM channel Sixties Gold, which is where I heard it yesterday. Always perks me up.

  118. 118.

    p.a.

    November 5, 2023 at 8:31 pm

    [ETA: Ugh: cut-and-paste formatting is shite.]

     

    I been in the right placeBut it must have been the wrong timeI’d have said the right thingBut must have used the wrong lineI been on the right tripBut I must have used the wrong carHead is in a bad place and I wonder what it’s good for
    I been in the right placeBut it must have been the wrong timeMy head is in a bad placeBut I’m having such a good timeI’ve been running trying to get hung up in my mindReally got to give myself a good talking to this time
    Just need a little brain salad surgeryI got to que my insecurity
    But I’ve been in the wrong placeBut it must have been the right timeI been in the right placeBut it must have been the wrong songI been in the right veinBut it seems like a wrong armI been in the right worldBut it seems like wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong
    Slipping, dodging, sneaking, creeping, hiding out down the streetSee my life shaking with every who I meetRefried confusion is making itself clearWonder which way do I go to get on out of here
    But I been in the right placeBut it must have been the wrong timeI’d have said the right thingBut I must have used the wrong lineI took the right roadBut I must have took a wrong turnI took a right moveBut I made it at the wrong time
    I was in the right tripBut I made it in the wrong carHead is in a good place, and I wonder what it’s bad for

  119. 119.

    BretH

    November 5, 2023 at 8:32 pm

    @Memory Pallas: wow, was playing that this afternoon on the guitar. It was the song I turned my son onto Al Stewart with.

  120. 120.

    lowtechcyclist

    November 5, 2023 at 8:32 pm

    My sweet summer is gone
    And on my mirror, she made it clear
    Her lipstick can’t be wrong
    My summer, summer, my sweet summer is gone
    My sweet summer is gone
    Yeah, she left in the morning, gone without warning

    Fun while it lasted, lost in the moment
    She played me real good, took me for a ride
    Now she’s off on an airplane, back to real life
    Yeah, she dipped out

    Smoked all my weed then she flipped out
    Left in my slumber, waited ’til I passed out
    And on my dresser was a paper and her number
    I filled it up with grass and I burned it, for summer

    -Dirty Heads, “My Sweet Summer”

  121. 121.

    Central Planning

    November 5, 2023 at 8:32 pm

    I wanted to do a karaoke version of You’re 16 for my wife, except change 16 to 60. Of course I realized that after she turned 60 :/

    Woo

    You come on like a dream

    Peaches and cream

    Lips like strawberry wine

    You’re sixty, you’re beautiful and you’re mine (ooh, mine all mine)

    You’re all ribbons and curls (ooh)

    Ooh, what a girl (ooh)

    Eyes that sparkle and shine (ooh)

    You’re sixty, you’re beautiful and you’re mine (ooh)

    Mine all mine, mine, mine, mine

  122. 122.

    zhena gogolia

    November 5, 2023 at 8:34 pm

    @Steeplejack: Methinks you’re getting visions of gold slacks.

  123. 123.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 5, 2023 at 8:34 pm

    Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
    Von 99 Luftballons
    Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
    Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich?
    Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
    Von 99 Luftballons
    Und, dass sowas von sowas kommt

    99 Luftballons
    Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
    Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All
    Darum schickte ein General
    ‘ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
    Alarm zu geben, wenn’s so wär
    Dabei war’n dort am Horizont
    Nur 99 Luftballons

    99 Düsenflieger
    Jeder war ein großer Krieger
    Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
    Es gab ein großes Feuerwerk
    Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
    Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht
    Dabei schoss man am Horizont
    Auf 99 Luftballons

    99 Kriegsminister
    Streichholz und Benzinkanister
    Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
    Witterten schon fette Beute
    Riefen: „Krieg!“, und wollten Macht
    Mann, wer hätte das gedacht?
    Dass es einmal so weit kommt
    Wegen 99 Luftballons

    Wegen 99 Luftballons
    99 Luftballons

    99 Jahre Krieg
    Ließen keinen Platz für Sieger
    Kriegsminister gibt’s nicht mehr
    Und auch keine Düsenflieger
    Heute zieh’ ich meine Runden
    Seh’ die Welt in Trümmern liegen
    Hab’ ‘n Luftballon gefunden
    Denk’ an dich und lass’ ihn fliegen

  124. 124.

    zhena gogolia

    November 5, 2023 at 8:36 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:
    Okay, if we’re playing that game:
    Выхожу один я на дорогу.
    Сквозь туман кремнистый путь блестит.
    Ночь тиха; пустыня внемлет Богу,
    И звезда с звездою говорит.

  125. 125.

    eclare

    November 5, 2023 at 8:38 pm

    @MagdaInBlack:

    He also does a kickass version of “Highway to Hell” playing drums

    https://youtu.be/sorJihkCARk?si=r2cujwrXygF5JlKi

  126. 126.

    Steeplejack

    November 5, 2023 at 8:42 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Ah, good times! The “Psychotic Reaction” remix.

    And the Pop Gear original. A memorable night on Balloon Juice.

  127. 127.

    Ben Cisco

    November 5, 2023 at 8:42 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Well done!

  128. 128.

    stinger

    November 5, 2023 at 8:42 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: ​
      Excellent choice! Brandy is a succinct saga — tells us so much about a woman, a man, a town, a career — in so few but well-chosen words. And with minimal repeats, except at the end.

  129. 129.

    eclare

    November 5, 2023 at 8:43 pm

    @WendyBinFL:

    That is beautiful.  Congrats on the anniversary!

  130. 130.

    Nukular Biskits

    November 5, 2023 at 8:43 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    @zhena gogolia:

    “Come on, boys. We don’t want any trouble in here, not in any language.”

  131. 131.

    Craig

    November 5, 2023 at 8:46 pm

    Did you ever wake up to find
    A day that broke up your mind
    Destroyed your notion of circular time
    It’s just that demon life has got you in its sway
    It’s just that demon life has got you in its sway
    Ain’t flinging tears out on the dusty ground
    For all my friends out on the burial ground
    Can’t stand the feeling getting so brought down
    It’s just that demon life has got me in its sway
    It’s just that demon life has got me in its sway
    There must be ways to find out
    Love is the way they say is really strutting out
    Hey, hey, hey now
    One day I woke up to find
    Right in the bed next to mine
    Someone that broke me up with a corner of her smile, yeah
    It’s just that demon life has got me in its sway
    It’s just that demon life has got me in its sway
    It’s just that demon life has got me in its sway
    It’s just that demon life has got me
    It’s just that demon life has got me
    Sway- Rolling Stones

  132. 132.

    lowtechcyclist

    November 5, 2023 at 8:47 pm

    “Here’s a song that is guaranteed to bring you right down.
    “It’s called, ‘Don’t Let It Bring You Down.’
    “It sort of starts off real slow, then fizzles out altogether.”
    -Neil Young’s intro to this song on Four-Way Street

    Old man sitting by the side of the road
    With the lorries rolling by
    Blue moon sinking from the weight of the load
    And the buildings scrape the sky
    Cold wind ripping down the alley at dawn
    And the morning paper flies
    Dead man lying by the side of the road
    With the daylight in his eyes
    Don’t let it bring you down

    It’s only castles burning
    Find someone who’s turning
    And you will come around
    Blind man running through the light of the night

    With an answer in his hand
    Come on down to the river of sight
    And you can really understand
    Red lights flashing through the window in the rain
    Can you hear the sirens moan?
    White cane lying in a gutter in the lane
    If you’re walking home alone
    Don’t let it bring you down

    It’s only castles burning
    Find someone who’s turning
    And you will come around
    Don’t let it bring you down

    It’s only castles burning
    Just find someone who’s turning
    And you will come around

    My sister and I agreed many years ago that this is the most October of songs.

  133. 133.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 5, 2023 at 8:47 pm

    Protons, neutrons
    I ate a rock from the moon
    Got shocked once, shocked twice
    Let’s see what it can do
    Man in the moon
    Moon in the man
    I got a rock in my throat
    Upside
    Upside down
    My tummy start to talk (what it say?)

    […]

    IIIIII got wild imagination, talking transsubstantiation
    Any version will do
    I got mass communication, I’m the human corporation
    I ate a rock from the moon
    Rock in the moon, moon in the rock
    I got a moon in my throat
    You might think I’m wasting time, you might laugh but not for long
    Hey! I’m workin’ it out! (Work it out!)

    –“Moon Rocks”, Talking Heads

  134. 134.

    phein64

    November 5, 2023 at 8:50 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: I met Bob Kuban on more than one occasion as a teenager growing up in Florissant, a second-ring suburb of St. Louis.  He used to perform while a friend’s dad played keyboards out in front of a head shop at Grandview Plaza.  Ah, those were the days when you could purchase a water pipe and have the lady behind the counter say, “You’re buying this for your father, right?”

  135. 135.

    like a metaphor

    November 5, 2023 at 8:50 pm

    The Magnetic Fields have so many good ones, it’s hard to choose. So I’ll just go with When My Boy Walks Down The Street:

    Grand pianos crash together       when my boy walks down the street      There are whole new kinds of weather   when he walks with his new beat  Everyone sings hallelujah   when my boy walks down the street    Life just kind of dances through ya   from your smile down to your feet
    Amazing he’s a whole new form of life    Blue eyes blazing    and he’s going to be my wife   The world does the hula-hula    when my boy walks down the street     Everyone thinks he’s Petula so big and yet so petite
    Butterflies turn into people     when my boy walks down the street    Maybe he should be illegal he just makes life too complete…Amazing he’s a whole new form of life    Blue eyes blazing and he’s going to be my wife
    Oh, shadows of echoes of memories    Oh, things that he brings that he found in the sea   Oh, shadows of echoes of memories of songs     Oh, how could he know that it won’t be long…
    Grand pianos crash together     when my boy walks down the street    There are whole new kinds of weather     when he walks with his new beat    Everyone sings hallelujah    when my boy walks down the street    Life just kind of dances through ya     from your smile down to your feet

  136. 136.

    RSA

    November 5, 2023 at 8:53 pm

    I’m a fan of the lyrics of Adam Duritz of Counting Crows. Probably his most famous couplet is in “Mr. Jones and Me”:

    I wanna be Bob Dylan
    Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky

    To me it comes across as honest and funny.  There are other lyrics, like the last two lines here, from “John Appleseed’s Lament”. Vivid, novel metaphors, even for alt rock.

    Well, I say a prayer, I say a prayer
    I say a prayer to Pocahontas
    I pray to John Appleseed
    Oh, I cigarette the winter air
    And then I Fred Astaire my way down 7th Street

    One more, from “St. Robinson in His Cadillac Dream”, mainly the first two lines, again with the vivid imagery.

    Carrie’s down in her basement all toe shoes and twinned
    With the girl in the mirror who spins when she spins
    From where you think you’ll end up to the state that you’re in
    Your reflection approaches and then recedes again

    I could add a bit more from “Mrs. Potter’s Lullaby” or “Cover Up the Sun,” but that’s enough.  Duritz really was serious about wanting to be Dylan, even if no one can be Dylan. Taking a shot can be worthwhile, though.

  137. 137.

    stinger

    November 5, 2023 at 8:56 pm

    You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
    Your hat strategically dipped below one eye, your scarf it was apricot
    You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
    And all the girls dreamed that they’d be your partner

    You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
    You said that we made such a pretty pair and that you’d never leave
    But you gave away the things you loved, and one of them was me

    I hear you went up to Saratoga, and your horse naturally won
    Then you flew your Learjet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun
    You’re where you should be all the time, and when you’re not,
    You’re with some underworld spy
    Or the wife of a close friend

    You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this song is about you, don’t you?

  138. 138.

    Craig

    November 5, 2023 at 8:56 pm

    Well, I’ll be damned
    Here comes your ghost again
    But that’s not unusual
    It’s just that the moon is full
    And you happened to call
    And here I sit
    Hand on the telephone
    Hearing a voice I’d known
    A couple of light years ago
    Heading straight for a fall
    As I remember your eyes
    Were bluer than robin’s eggs
    My poetry was lousy you said
    Where are you calling from?
    A booth in the midwest
    Ten years ago
    I bought you some cufflinks
    You brought me something
    We both know what memories can bring
    They bring diamonds and rust
    Well, you burst on the scene
    Already a legend
    The unwashed phenomenon
    The original vagabond
    You strayed into my arms
    And there you stayed
    Temporarily lost at sea
    The Madonna was yours for free
    Yes, the girl on the half-shell
    Could keep you unharmed
    Now I see you standing
    With brown leaves falling all around
    And snow in your hair
    Now you’re smiling out the window
    Of that crummy hotel
    Over Washington Square
    Our breath comes out white clouds
    Mingles and hangs in the air
    Speaking strictly for me
    We both could have died then and there
    Now you’re telling me
    You’re not nostalgic
    Then give me another word for it
    You who are so good with words
    And at keeping things vague
    ‘Cause I need some of that vagueness now
    It’s all come back too clearly
    Yes, I loved you dearly
    And if you’re offering me diamonds and rust
    I’ve already paid
    Diamonds and Rust- Joan Baez with an assist from Judas Priest.

  139. 139.

    DesertFriar

    November 5, 2023 at 8:59 pm

    1)

    It was Christmas Eve babe
    In the drunk tank
    An old man said to me, won’t see another one
    And then he sang a song
    The Rare Old Mountain Dew
    I turned my face away
    And dreamed about you

    2)
    … Oh, darling why d’you talk so fast?
    Another evening just flew past tonight
    And now the daybreak’s coming in
    And I can’t win and it ain’t right
    You tell me all you’ve done and seen
    And all the places you have been without me
    Well, I don’t really want to know
    But I’ll stay quiet and then I’ll go
    And you won’t have no cause to think about me
    … There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvis
    Just like you swore to me that you’d be true
    There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvis
    But he’s a liar and I’m not sure about you
    … Oh, darling you’re so popular
    You were the best thing new in Hicksville
    With your mohair suits and foreign shoes
    Lou says you changed your pickup for a Seville
    And now I’m lying here alone’
    Cause you’re out there on the phone to some star in New York
    I can hear you laughing now
    And I can’t help feeling that somehow
    You don’t mean anything you say at all
    … There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvis
    Just like you swore to me that you’d be true
    There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvis
    But he’s a liar and I’m not sure about you, ow!
    … There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvis
    Just like you swore to me that you’d be true
    There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvis
    But he’s a liar and I’m not sure about you
    I said he’s a liar and I’m not sure about you
    I said he’s a liar and I’m not sure about you
    I said he’s a liar and I’m not sure about you

  140. 140.

    zhena gogolia

    November 5, 2023 at 8:59 pm

    @Steeplejack: Thanks! Have to watch that again.

  141. 141.

    FelonyGovt

    November 5, 2023 at 9:00 pm

    @Craig: OMG that’s one of my favorite Stones songs! Love that guitar solo.

  142. 142.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    November 5, 2023 at 9:13 pm

    From Things That Scare Me by Neko Case:

    Fluorescent lights engage
    Blackbirds frying on a wire
    Same birds that followed me to school
    When I was young
    Were they trying to tell me something
    Were they telling me to run

  143. 143.

    Percysowner

    November 5, 2023 at 9:16 pm

    @stinger: ​
     

    And, in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

    You picked my first choice.

  144. 144.

    Phaedrusonbass

    November 5, 2023 at 9:24 pm

    @Nukular Biskits: That was the best 20 minutes I’ve spent in a long, long time.

  145. 145.

    stinger

    November 5, 2023 at 9:25 pm

    @Percysowner: ​
     It should be emblazoned… everywhere!

  146. 146.

    frosty fred

    November 5, 2023 at 9:28 pm

    Oh, so many of these are great, but seriously, no one?

    There are places I’ll remember
    All my life, though some have changed
    Some forever, not for better
    Some have gone and some remain

    All these places had their moments
    With lovers and friends, I still can recall
    Some are dead and some are living
    In my life, I’ve loved them all

    But of all these friends and lovers
    There is no one compares with you
    And these memories lose their meaning
    When I think of love as something new

    Though I know I’ll never lose affection
    For people and things that went before
    I know I’ll often stop and think about them
    In my life, I love you more

  147. 147.

    kalakal

    November 5, 2023 at 9:29 pm

    The cleverest rhyme I’ve ever heard is by

    Noel Coward in Mad dogs and Englishmen

    And when the sun gets sultry

    You must beware those ultry

    violet rays

    The lyrics to the whole thing are a hoot

  148. 148.

    kalakal

    November 5, 2023 at 9:30 pm

    @frosty fred: One of my favourite songs ever

  149. 149.

    Tehanu

    November 5, 2023 at 9:37 pm

    And I’m leavin’ my family
    Leavin’ all my friends
    My body’s at home
    But my heart’s in the wind
    Where the clouds are like headlines
    Upon a new front page sky
    And shiver me timbers
    ‘Cause I’m a-sailin’ away

  150. 150.

    Groucho48

    November 5, 2023 at 9:39 pm

    Lyrics
    I was born in the path of the winter wind
    And raised where the mountains are old
    Their springtime waters came dancing down
    And I remember the tales they told

    The whistling ways of my younger days
    Too quickly have faded on by
    But all of their memories linger on
    Like the light in a fading sky

    River, take me along
    In your sunshine, sing me your song
    Ever moving and winding and free
    You rolling old river
    You changing old river
    Let’s you and me, river
    Run down to the sea

    I’ve been to the city and back again
    I’ve been moved by some things that I’ve learned
    Met a lot of good people and I’ve called them friends
    Felt the change when the seasons turned

    I’ve heard all the songs that the children sing
    And listened to love’s melodies
    I’ve felt my own music within me rise
    Like the wind in the autumn trees

    River, take me along
    In your sunshine, sing me your song
    Ever moving and winding and free
    You rolling old river
    You changing old river
    Let’s you and me, river
    Run down to the sea

    Someday when the flowers are blooming still
    Someday when the grass is still green
    My rolling waters will round the bend
    And flow into the open sea

    So here’s to the rainbow that’s followed me here
    And here’s to the friends that I know
    And here’s to the song that’s within me now
    I will sing it where’er I go

    River, take me along
    In your sunshine, sing me your song
    Ever moving and winding and free
    You rolling old river
    You changing old river
    Let’s you and me, river
    Run down to the sea

    River, take me along
    In your sunshine, sing me your song
    Ever moving and winding and free
    You rolling old river
    You changing old river
    Let’s you and me, river
    Run down to the sea
    Songwriters: Bill Staines

  151. 151.

    dm

    November 5, 2023 at 9:40 pm

    Facts are simple and facts are straight
    Facts are lazy and facts are late
    Facts all come with points of view
    Facts don’t do what I want them to
    Facts just twist the truth around
    Facts are living turned inside out
    Facts are getting the best of them
    Facts are nothing on the face of things

    Talking Heads, Crosseyed and painless

  152. 152.

    dm

    November 5, 2023 at 9:43 pm

    While out sailing on the ocean
    While out sailing on the sea
    Bumped into the Saviour
    He said, “Pardon me”
    I said, “Jesus you look tired”
    He said, “Jesus so do you
    Oh, sit down son
    ‘Cause I got some fat to chew”

    You see, everybody needs somebody
    That they can talk to
    Someone to open up their ears
    And let that trouble through
    Now you don’t have to sympathize
    Or care what they may do
    But everybody needs somebody that they can talk to

    Well, he spoke to me of morality
    Starvation, pain, and sin
    Matter of fact, the whole dang time
    I only got few words in
    But I won’t squawk
    Let ‘im talk
    Hell, it’s been a long long time
    Any friend that’s been turned down
    Is bound to be a friend of mine

    ‘Cause everybody needs somebody
    That they can talk to
    Someone to open up their ears
    And let that trouble through
    Now you don’t have to sympathize
    Or care what they may do
    But everybody needs somebody that they can talk to
    Pick it

    Now we sat there for an hour or two
    Just a-eatin’ that Gospel pie
    When around the bend come a terrible wind
    And lightning lit the sky
    He said, “So long son, I gotta run
    I appreciate you listening to me”
    And I believe I heard him sing these words
    As he skipped out across the sea

    “Everybody needs somebody
    That they can talk to
    Someone to open up their ears
    And let that trouble through
    Now you don’t have to sympathize
    Or care what they may do
    But everybody needs somebody that they can talk to

    Everybody needs somebody that they can talk to”

    John Prine, Everybody

  153. 153.

    BretH

    November 5, 2023 at 9:44 pm

    The Neko Case reference reminded me of the time she was brought to tears by a song.

    The boys were playing “Shing-a-Ling” on that summer night we met. You were tan and seventeen, oh how could I forget.

     And every star from near and far was watching from above  Watching two teenagers fall in love.

    Jesse Winchester, Shama-ling-dong-ding

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=bGabTMx8mOM&si=EeTbU6X5AuNgCTut

  154. 154.

    Timill

    November 5, 2023 at 9:45 pm

    @kalakal: In praise of hy-
    phenation

    When you attend a funeral
    It is sad to think that sooner or l-
    -ater those you love will do the same for you
    And you may have thought it tragic
    (Not to mention other adjec-
    -tives) to think of all the weeping they will do
    But don’t you worry

    No more ashes, no more sackcloth
    And an armband made of black cloth
    Will some day nevermore adorn a sleeve
    For if the bomb that drops on you
    Gets your friends and neighbors too
    There’ll be nobody left behind to grieve

  155. 155.

    Craig

    November 5, 2023 at 9:45 pm

    Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today
    Madam
    Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today
    She is sorry to be delayed
    But last evening down in Lover’s Lane she strayed
    Madam
    Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today
    When she woke up and found that her dream of love was gone
    Madam
    She ran to the man who had led her so far astray
    And from under her velvet gown
    She drew a gun and shot her love down
    Madam
    Miss Otis regrets, she’s unable to lunch today
    When the mob came and got her and dragged her from the jail
    Madam
    They strung her upon the old willow across the way
    And the moment before she died
    She lifted up her lovely head and cried
    Madam
    Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today
    Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to lunch today

    -Cole Porter
    Such genius. I could just list the whole Cole Porter songbook.

  156. 156.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    November 5, 2023 at 9:47 pm

    @Craig:

    Ella Fitzgerald’s rendition is great.

  157. 157.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    November 5, 2023 at 9:51 pm

    I’m a bit late to the party, let me contribute a bit of Randy Newman, the World Isn’t Fair

    When Karl Marx was a boy
    He took a hard look around
    He saw people were starving all over the place
    While others were painting the town
    The public spirited boy
    Became a public spirited man
    So he worked very hard and he read everything
    Until he came up with a plan

    …

    Oh Karl the world isn’t fair
    It isn’t and never will be
    They tried out your plan
    It brought misery instead
    If you’d seen how they worked it
    You’d be glad you were dead
    Just like I’m glad I’m living in the land of the free
    Where the rich just get richer
    And the poor you don’t ever have to see
    It would depress us, Karl
    Because we care
    That the world
    Still isn’t
    Fair

  158. 158.

    stinger

    November 5, 2023 at 9:51 pm

    At the Turning of the Year

    When the Hunter and the Bull are chasing down the setting Sun
    Dissolving in an icy blue beyond the grey horizon
    We turn to feed the fading fire, dream deeply through the night
    And cherish songs that carry us from darkness into light

    [Chorus]
    And we will sing, we will sing
    At the turning of the year
    Knowing, knowing we are a short time here
    And so we’ll sing, yes, we’ll sing
    At the turning of the year
    At the dancing, spinning, turning of the year

    When the Greater and the Lesser Bear sleep soundly in the sky
    And the Seven Dancing Iroquois across the heavens fly
    We turn our backs against the wind that drives the bitter cold
    And celebrate the wonders that a new year will unfold

    (Chorus)

    When the evergreen stands silently against the broken land
    And the icicle like Spring’s cocoon is spun by WInter’s hand
    We turn to friends and family and mourn the loved ones gone
    And gather them around us as we raise our voice in song

    (Chorus)

    Now the Solstice moon is like a pearl suspended in the lake
    Frozen underneath a spell no human hand can break
    We turn to ask forgiveness and with gratefulness of heart
    Turn once again to welcome in the new year as it starts

    (Chorus)

  159. 159.

    Nukular Biskits

    November 5, 2023 at 9:54 pm

    @Phaedrusonbass:

    Same here!

  160. 160.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 5, 2023 at 9:54 pm

    More Al Stewart, this from 24 Carrots:

    And I think of you now
    As a dream that I had long ago
    In a kingdom lost in time
    In a forest of evening
    The archer is bending a bow
    And I see you bring him bread and wine
    Down the legions of years
    The invaders have taken this land
    And bent you to their will
    And the memories fade of the ancients
    And all that they had
    Though the magic lingers round you still
    Oh, who would walk the stony roads
    Of Merlin’s time?
    And keep the watch along the borderline
    And who would hear the legends passed
    In song and rhyme?
    Upon the shepherd pipes of Merlin’s time

  161. 161.

    Craig

    November 5, 2023 at 10:01 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: I do like that one a lot, but I’ve always preferred this Francis Faye version on Capital, it really bops.

  162. 162.

    Craig

    November 5, 2023 at 10:03 pm

    We’re gonna kill
    The California girls
    We’re gonna fire the exploding load in the milkmaid maiden head
    We’re gonna find the meaning
    Of feeling good
    And we’re gonna stay there as long as we think we should
    Mystery train
    Three way plane
    Expressway
    To your skull
    Mystery train
    Three way plane
    Expressway
    To your skull
    Mystery train
    Three way plane
    Expressway
    To your skull

    Expressway To Your Skull- Sonic Youth.

  163. 163.

    Another Scott

    November 5, 2023 at 10:10 pm

    Since ChatGPT and self-driving are going to take all the jobs, it’s probably good to go through our Dead Kennedy’s collections again…

    We’re sorry, but you’re no longer needed
    Or wanted or even cared about here
    Machines can do a better job than you
    And this is what you get for asking questions

    The unions agree
    Sacrifices must be made
    Computers never go on strike
    To save the working man you’ve got to put him out to pasture

    Looks like we’ll have to let you go
    Doesn’t it feel fulfilling to know
    That you the human being are now obsolete
    And there’s nothing in hell we’ll let you do about it

    Soup is good food (we don’t need you any more)
    You made a good meal (we don’t need you any more)
    Now how does it feel (we don’t need you any more)
    To be shit out our ass
    And thrown in the cold like a piece of trash

    […]

    Remember – we make the future every day.

    Forward on Tuesday!!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  164. 164.

    Steve Finlay

    November 5, 2023 at 10:42 pm

    Anything by John Prine, but also this:

    Ring the bell that still can ring

    And forget your perfect offering

    There is a crack in everything

    That’s how light gets in.

  165. 165.

    thruppence

    November 5, 2023 at 11:01 pm

    Well, trying to do this on my phone is not working. Oh well

  166. 166.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 5, 2023 at 11:08 pm

    Somebody slap me I said somebody slap me

    Can’t be this happy I said somebody slap me

    John Anderson – Somebody Slap Me

  167. 167.

    PIGL

    November 5, 2023 at 11:47 pm

    @NotMax: lord, love a duck. I haven’t thought of that. Stupid song is many decades. Yes

  168. 168.

    frosty

    November 6, 2023 at 12:42 am

    Linda Rondstadt covered this one which has followed me all my life:

    Now my memory cannot speak, and oh Lord I know I’m weak
    But I blame it on the fact that I was young
    And I know it may sound strange, but there’s no way I can change
    What my fate has laid our for me now is done.

    She walked into my life with her cold evil eyes
    And with the length of her mind, she darked the sun

  169. 169.

    billcinsd

    November 6, 2023 at 12:44 am

    @RSA: Many of The Beths lyrics are like this. I saw them in Denver in August

  170. 170.

    billcinsd

    November 6, 2023 at 1:02 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Love The Wombats

  171. 171.

    billcinsd

    November 6, 2023 at 1:16 am

    To fully kil a mostly dead thread

    I hate my dad; someday I won’t

    Teenage Kicks, so hard to beat

    Sometimes when we’re as close as this
    It’s like we’re in a dream
    How can you lie there and think of England
    When you don’t even know who’s in the team?

    Shirley
    Your sexual politics have left me all of a muddle
    Shirley
    We’re joined in the ideological cuddle

    The Empty Bottle was half empty, tide was low, and I was thirsty
    Saw her sitting at the bar, you know how some girls are
    Always making eyes, well she wasn’t making eyes
    So I sidled up beside her, settled down and shouted, “Hi there.”
    “My name’s Stewart Ransom Miller, I’m a serial lady-killer.”
    She said, “I’m already dead,” that’s exactly what she said

    So we tripped the lights fantastic, we was both made of elastic
    Midnight came and midnight went, and I thought I was the President

    What’s so great about the Barrier Reef?
    What’s so fine about art?
    What’s so good about a Good Times Van
    When you’re working on a broken
    Working on a broken
    Working on a broken man?

    My heart wasn’t in it, not for one single minute
    I went through the motions with her. Her on top, and me on liquor
    Didn’t do no good, well I didn’t think it would

  172. 172.

    SFBayAreaGal

    November 6, 2023 at 1:57 am

    I took my love, I took it down I climbed a mountain and I turned around And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills ‘Til the landslide brought me down
    Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changin’ ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life?
    Well, I’ve been afraid of changin”Cause I’ve built my life around youBut time makes you bolderEven children get olderAnd I’m getting older too
    Well, I’ve been afraid of changin”Cause I’ve built my life around youBut time makes you bolderEven children get olderAnd I’m getting older tooOh! I’m getting older too
    Oh-oh, take my love, take it downOh-oh, climb a mountain and you turn aroundAnd if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hillsWell, the landslide bring it downAnd if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hillsWell, the landslide bring it downOh-ohh, the landslide bring it down

  173. 173.

    lol chikinburd

    November 6, 2023 at 3:45 am

    Kuin painajainen, hän luoksesi saapuu
    Hänet verho tuon varjojen kaapuun
    Monta tarinaa hänest kerrotaan
    Häntä pakoon et pääse sä milloinkaan

    Hän peilistä sua tuijottaa
    Murhan polte, se kruunu leimuaa
    Tuon katseen tunnet, et voi unohtaa
    Vaik’ kasvot piiloutuu veriverhon taa

    On yötön yö
    Se järjen syö
    On yötön yö
    Se miehen syö

    Puukkohippaan tanssi pian vaihtuu
    Irveen päätyy jo verinen suu
    Viinapullosta korkki hukataan
    Tupenrapian vain kuulee korvissaan

    On yötön yö
    Se valon syö
    On yötön yö
    Se toivon syö

    On yötön yö
    Se rakkaan syö
    On yötön yö
    Se kaiken syö

  174. 174.

    Tony Jay

    November 6, 2023 at 5:14 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    No, no, your are the correct lyrics, my ones are the ones I misheard. I really thought she was singing about having miserable anal sex with an ex-boyfriend and feeling terrible about it.

  175. 175.

    There go two miscreants

    November 6, 2023 at 6:12 am

    I don’t go to therapy
    To find out if I’m a freak.
    I go and I find
    The one-and-only answer, every week.

    Dar Williams, What Do You Hear In These Sounds?

  176. 176.

    Uncle Cosmo

    November 6, 2023 at 10:00 am

    Late as always to a thread, but if anyone’s still looking in…

    A notable feature of English is the paucity of pure rhymes. IMO that’s one reason for the prevalence of near- or slant-rhymes in song lyrics** – they’re so much easier to find.

    What about song lyrics that don’t rhyme? Off the top of my head I can only think of two notable songs that dispensed with rhyme entirely: the Blackburn/Suessdorf 1944 classic “Moonlight in Vermont”, and Paul Simon’s “America” off the 1968 album Bookends.***

    If anyone’s still visiting this thread and has any others to add, I’d be all ears…so to speak…:^D

    ** And FTR song lyrics, since they’re meant to be heard rather than read, almost always use assonantal rhymes (same vowels but different consonants) whereas poetry (for the last century or so, as it became more likely to be read on the page than aloud) is much more likely to employ consonantal rhyming (same ending consonant, different vowel)​

    *** ETA: One might sortakinda include “Turn! Turn! Turn!”, Pete Seeger’s turn ;^D on Ecclesiastes, but the version I’m familiar with by the Byrds cheats with a rhyme in the last verse, and I’m not sure that’s in Seeger’s original. (In fact it cheats in the first verse as well as the last. FWIW the song is also notable for the refrain showing up before each of the verses._

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