Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.

Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

We still have time to mess this up!

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

Republicans cannot even be trusted with their own money.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

America is going up in flames. The NYTimes fawns over MAGA celebrities. No longer a real newspaper.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Balloon Juice, where there is always someone who will say you’re doing it wrong.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

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FINAL CHECK: Find Your Guys in 2024 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar A! (deadline 9 am Tuesday)

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Update 7:30 pm on Monday:  Calendars will be ready to order on Wednesday.

Good morning!

There were some requests to add a pet to the calendar, but there were too many to squeeze in, and not nearly enough to make another calendar, so that option didn’t turn out to be feasible.

But we can do a Favorite Dogs & Cats series in December, like we did last year, so you can share your pets with us! 

And we can absolutely make your pet photo into a postcard for sale on Cafe Press, if you are interested.  We just need a high resolution photo, and an image that works with the shape of a postcard – in either portrait or landscape.

Please find your guys in Calendar A and let us know in the comments if we are missing a heart – or if there is a heart where there shouldn’t be one!

These are low-resolution for posting on the blog, but the calendar itself is very high resolution.

January is the same for both calendars, so no there’s need to check that one.

FEBRUARY

MARCH

APRIL

MAY

JUNE

JULY

AUGUST

SEPTEMBER

OCTOBER

NOVEMBER

DECEMBER

Calendar B will be in the next post!

The one thing we ask is that you put Calendar A feedback in the Calendar A post, and put the Calendar B feedback in the Calendar B post.

Reader Interactions

23Comments

  1. 1.

    WaterGirl

    Reminder, If you click on a particular calendar month, you will be able to more easily see the pets, the pet names, and whether there is a heart.

    Full confession, tears were shed while adding hearts to the photos.

  3. 3.

    beckya57

    I see Rocky and Scribbles in February, so we’re good.  No hearts needed, thank goddess they’re both still with us and making trouble on a daily basis.

  6. 6.

    SiubhanDuinne

    Thank you for doing this. Sad to say, I need three hearts added (all Calendar A):

    April — Annie (top right) – needs ❤️

    November — Bingley (middle left) – needs ❤️

    November — Nigel (bottom, second from right) – needs ❤️

    Do you know yet when the calendars will be ready to order and ship?

  7. 7.

    WaterGirl

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Do you know yet when the calendars will be ready to order and ship?

    The hope is that all changes, whether that’s hearts or misspellings, will all come in today – and then we can put the calendar up on Cafe Press tomorrow.  (Tuesday)

  10. 10.

    Sis

    All the ones I submitted are there and correct. The calendar looks wonderful, and I can’t wait to give them as a Christmas present and to get one for myself, too!

  12. 12.

    Dan B

    All mone are correct:

    April – BaBoo

    June – Oscar, Wobbles

    October – Miss Peach

    December- Furr Beast

    No additional hearts.  All hearts are correct.

  13. 13.

    Barbara I

    All my cats are there … and thankfully no hearts need to be added. Looks great – thank you, WaterGirl!

  15. 15.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    I see all three of our handsome guys and lots of sweet looking pets with them! Thanks!! :)

  16. 16.

    Dr. Daniel Price (Saint Vincent)

    Our Nizel (calendar A, June) is not longer with us and a heart is appropriate for her.  [She had a good end to her life.  Her brother Kabo sat next to her, on my lap, without purring.  He always purrs when on a human, but not on that day.  Topaxi–who was not her best friend–rested quietly behind the action.  The small dog wandered about the room with some half-chewed toilet tissue in her mouth.  (It should be noted that said dog had never before, and has not since, been the carrier of toilet paper.)  When it was time to send Nizel away for cremation, the small dog walked over to the box where Nizel lay and dropped the tissue into the box.  That gift is now part of Nizel’s ashes.]

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