Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

Battle won, war still ongoing.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

When you’re a Republican, they let you do it.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

I wonder if trump will be tried as an adult.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the gop

Don’t expect peaches from an apple tree.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

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FINAL CHECK: Find Your Guys in 2024 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar A! (deadline 9 am Tuesday)

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Update 7:30 pm on Monday:  Calendars will be ready to order on Wednesday.

Good morning!

There were some requests to add a pet to the calendar, but there were too many to squeeze in, and not nearly enough to make another calendar, so that option didn’t turn out to be feasible.

But we can do a Favorite Dogs & Cats series in December, like we did last year, so you can share your pets with us! 

And we can absolutely make your pet photo into a postcard for sale on Cafe Press, if you are interested.  We just need a high resolution photo, and an image that works with the shape of a postcard – in either portrait or landscape.

Please find your guys in Calendar A and let us know in the comments if we are missing a heart – or if there is a heart where there shouldn’t be one!

These are low-resolution for posting on the blog, but the calendar itself is very high resolution.

January is the same for both calendars, so no there’s need to check that one.

FEBRUARY

MARCH

APRIL

MAY

JUNE

JULY

AUGUST

SEPTEMBER

OCTOBER

NOVEMBER

DECEMBER

Calendar B will be in the next post!

The one thing we ask is that you put Calendar A feedback in the Calendar A post, and put the Calendar B feedback in the Calendar B post.

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23Comments

  1. 1.

    WaterGirl

    Reminder, If you click on a particular calendar month, you will be able to more easily see the pets, the pet names, and whether there is a heart.

    Full confession, tears were shed while adding hearts to the photos.

  3. 3.

    beckya57

    I see Rocky and Scribbles in February, so we’re good.  No hearts needed, thank goddess they’re both still with us and making trouble on a daily basis.

  6. 6.

    SiubhanDuinne

    Thank you for doing this. Sad to say, I need three hearts added (all Calendar A):

    April — Annie (top right) – needs ❤️

    November — Bingley (middle left) – needs ❤️

    November — Nigel (bottom, second from right) – needs ❤️

    Do you know yet when the calendars will be ready to order and ship?

  7. 7.

    WaterGirl

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Do you know yet when the calendars will be ready to order and ship?

    The hope is that all changes, whether that’s hearts or misspellings, will all come in today – and then we can put the calendar up on Cafe Press tomorrow.  (Tuesday)

  10. 10.

    Sis

    All the ones I submitted are there and correct. The calendar looks wonderful, and I can’t wait to give them as a Christmas present and to get one for myself, too!

  12. 12.

    Dan B

    All mone are correct:

    April – BaBoo

    June – Oscar, Wobbles

    October – Miss Peach

    December- Furr Beast

    No additional hearts.  All hearts are correct.

  13. 13.

    Barbara I

    All my cats are there … and thankfully no hearts need to be added. Looks great – thank you, WaterGirl!

  15. 15.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    I see all three of our handsome guys and lots of sweet looking pets with them! Thanks!! :)

  16. 16.

    Dr. Daniel Price (Saint Vincent)

    Our Nizel (calendar A, June) is not longer with us and a heart is appropriate for her.  [She had a good end to her life.  Her brother Kabo sat next to her, on my lap, without purring.  He always purrs when on a human, but not on that day.  Topaxi–who was not her best friend–rested quietly behind the action.  The small dog wandered about the room with some half-chewed toilet tissue in her mouth.  (It should be noted that said dog had never before, and has not since, been the carrier of toilet paper.)  When it was time to send Nizel away for cremation, the small dog walked over to the box where Nizel lay and dropped the tissue into the box.  That gift is now part of Nizel’s ashes.]

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