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Friday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  January 26, 20249:22 pm| 61 Comments

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Another busy day with work and doing things around the house, and there wasn’t much dinner prep because we enjoyed the fajitas so much last night we did it again tonight.

Big day tomorrow because we are going to tear the living room apart, clean, and put it back together, and then we are going out to one of her favorite places with live music.

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  1. 1.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 9:32 pm

    You gonna join in on the harmonica?

  2. 2.

    Urza

    January 26, 2024 at 9:33 pm

    OT thread:  https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-coal-ceo-called-himself-180747331.html
    Don Blankenship, trumpier than trump he called himself.  Definition of evil coal baron that doesn’t care about worker lives.  Running as a Democrat for Senate in West Virginia.  He might actually be able to beat the governor, but that would really be weird for the Senate caucus.

  3. 3.

    Trivia Man

    January 26, 2024 at 9:39 pm

    @Urza: I guess best case is he caucuses with neither? I see no outcome for a D win so maybe evil coal baron who keeps R out if leadership is the only hope?

  4. 4.

    teezyskeezy

    January 26, 2024 at 9:41 pm

    Fajitas are so damn good (with cheese or without, I know it’s a fierce, um, disagreement out there). I feel bad beef tastes so damn good. Especially with salsa and guac. However, I rationalize it this way: I keep the consumption down to a sustainable level, if everyone only ate as much beef as me. Hope I’m right.

  5. 5.

    KrackenJack

    January 26, 2024 at 9:42 pm

    Goodness, I get tired just envisioning all the cleaning and rearranging you do. I could do that or cook, but not both. You’re a whirling Dervish, JC.

    We did pan-seared pork chops with garlic thyme butter and a Waldorf salad that made two delightful meals this week.

  6. 6.

    Jackie

    January 26, 2024 at 9:42 pm

    Are you going to boogie?

  7. 7.

    teezyskeezy

    January 26, 2024 at 9:45 pm

    @KrackenJack: “pan-seared pork chops” …sounds doable on a friday. cool.   …”waldorf salad”…omg, wooOOOOoork.

  8. 8.

    teezyskeezy

    January 26, 2024 at 9:46 pm

    @Jackie: This aint no party, this aint no disco!

  9. 9.

    Geminid

    January 26, 2024 at 9:49 pm

    @Urza: I think Governor Justice is fairly popular among West Virginians. He’ll be tough for anyone to beat.

  10. 10.

    teezyskeezy

    January 26, 2024 at 9:51 pm

    @Urza: At some point, you gotta admit you only care about what affects the federal offices. These people want to fuck themselves over forever with the rusty blunt rake of conservative hate, what can you do? Some people can’t be reached. I only care they have 2 senators and a collection of biomineralization crusts that call themselves human so they ‘qualify’ to vote for republican bullshit. That’s the problem.

  11. 11.

    J. Arthur Crank

    January 26, 2024 at 9:53 pm

    Big day tomorrow because we are going to tear the living room apart, clean, and put it back together,

    Be sure to take plenty of “before” pictures so that you don’t end up with parts left over after the rebuild.

  12. 12.

    Jackie

    January 26, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    Oh pleeeze…!

    “A beleaguered and broke Rudy Giuliani listed a ‘possible claim for unpaid legal fees against Donald J. Trump’ in bankruptcy filings submitted to court Friday,” the Daily Beast reports.

    Please, please, pretty please!🤞🏻🤞🏻

  13. 13.

    cain

    January 26, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    I hope it is the Oak Ridge Boys. They were good !

  14. 14.

    cain

    January 26, 2024 at 10:04 pm

    @Geminid: unless he doesn’t get past the primary

  15. 15.

    Mike in NC

    January 26, 2024 at 10:05 pm

    Wife wanted to watch the much talked about “Barbie” movie. Weird but entertaining.

  16. 16.

    Carlo Graziani

    January 26, 2024 at 10:05 pm

    Just saw your last post on kitchenware, and the knife that Began It All.

    So I thought I’d comment briefly on knives that changed my outlook on knives, and on cooking. The knives in question are the VictorInox Fibrox line. These are relatively ugly plastic-handled knives, but the balance is good, and the steel is unbelievably hard. As in, “resharpen every 5-10 years” hard. Unlike a lot of fancy brands that I’ve trafficked in over the years, these knives are sharp even after 10 uses. The 10″ chef will make thin slices of tomato without making ketchup, and fly through an avocado skin without making guacamole. Limes practically surrender and halve themselves when they see this thing coming.

    And the best part is that they are relatively cheap—the 10″ chef knife is $45. The day that I understood this, I resolved never to buy, or accept as a gift, another knife set. I just think “hmm, I need a fish filet knife” and go select one from the Fibrox line. I have a kitchen drawer with a flat knife block half full of the things.

    I’m just waiting for the day some dinner guest avers that you need a serrated knife to cut a tomato. It will be Demo Time…

  17. 17.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 26, 2024 at 10:07 pm

    we are going to tear the living room apart, clean, and put it back together

    Why?  This is all incomprehensible to me.

  18. 18.

    Parfigliano

    January 26, 2024 at 10:08 pm

    Giuliana thinks an account receivable from Trump is an asset?  Dumber then I thought.

  19. 19.

    Jackie

    January 26, 2024 at 10:10 pm

    @cain:

    https://youtu.be/O03A5FatTJE?si=7EmugDROzjBpcZvj

    love the harmonica in this song

  20. 20.

    Scout211

    January 26, 2024 at 10:11 pm

    @J. Arthur Crank: Be sure to take plenty of “before” pictures so that you don’t end up with parts left over after the rebuild.

    He can rebuild it.  He has the technology.

  21. 21.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    January 26, 2024 at 10:12 pm

    Watching the GoPers with that border shit in Northern Mexico Texas, Oklahoma and other nonsense, I am starting to sense full blown panic from these clowns mixed with drugs. It’s like the NH primary scared them hard.

  22. 22.

    TBone

    January 26, 2024 at 10:12 pm

    Swifties to the rescue!

    https://people.com/taylor-swift-fans-rally-boost-bills-kicker-cat-rescue-donations-over-260k-8549918

  23. 23.

    Mai Naem mobile

    January 26, 2024 at 10:12 pm

    @Urza: Blankenship could just switch party affiliation once he gets into the Senate. It might be a good thing that he’s such a crook that the Dems could probably give him something to keep him as a Dem just for governing purposes.

  24. 24.

    Another Scott

    January 26, 2024 at 10:12 pm

    Meanwhile, you’ve heard about heat pump water heaters, well … Electrek.co:

    Over the past few months, a new type of washer-dryer combo has emerged on the scene in North America (Yes, Europe and Asia have had great, tiny heat pump tech for decades). These new big combo units from GE Profile UltraFast PFQ97HSPVDS and now LG WashCombo WM6998HBA (introduced at CES) are now on the market.

    I’ve had the GE Profile for 2 weeks, and the LG is on the way for testing head-to-head, but for now, I want to tell you about all of the ways both of these things are amazing, and energy savings is just the tip of the iceberg…

    There is a revolution in all-in-one washer-dryers happening right now. Gone are the days of the tiny, 5-hour all-in-ones, and we now officially have 2 large, efficient heat pump washer-dryer combos to choose from. These are both ventless, take 2 hours to wash and dry, only require a 120V outlet, and are loaded to the gills with fantastic technologvaccy.

    […]

    Neato. And if they really are ventless and work really well, that’s a really big deal.

    Maybe we’ll have heatpump ovens soon?? ;-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  25. 25.

    Ken

    January 26, 2024 at 10:13 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: They may be using the strategy I used when growing up — move everything out of my room, sweep and dust, then move most things back and throw away the rest.

  26. 26.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 26, 2024 at 10:13 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: He is nesting.

  27. 27.

    Scout211

    January 26, 2024 at 10:18 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Why?  This is all incomprehensible to me.

    He’s a guy who wants to deep clean and organize his fiancé’s house. All women must encourage and celebrate this odd behavior seen in the wild.

    He is a unicorn. Amen.

  28. 28.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 26, 2024 at 10:19 pm

    @Ken: I understanding what is being done.  I don’t understand why it is being done.  I wonder if Joelle is having second thoughts.

    @schrodingers_cat: Get back to me when he tries to hatch a rock.

  29. 29.

    KrackenJack

    January 26, 2024 at 10:23 pm

    @teezyskeezy: Not bad actually – chop up some apples and celery, add mayo*. We toasted the walnuts. Didn’t have any grapes. Skipped the raisins. KrackenJill was done with it before I got the chops ready to plate.

    *I am NOT going to reopen the brand preference debate

  30. 30.

    Lyrebird

    January 26, 2024 at 10:23 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Hello physics cat, I just ate some delicious fish that was called “Amritsari fish” & came with some tamarind sauce, so I thought, hey I know who might know all about this.

    Thanks again for your guidance on fun art supplies!

  31. 31.

    Lyrebird

    January 26, 2024 at 10:28 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Awwww I’m glad I clicked on that!

    Congrats, Murphy!

    I had no idea eagles lived that long.

  32. 32.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 26, 2024 at 10:32 pm

    @Lyrebird: Were you afraid it would be something like Sleaford Mods’ cover of West End Girls?

  33. 33.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 26, 2024 at 10:36 pm

    @Lyrebird: You are welcome! Have you used your gel crayons?

  34. 34.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 10:36 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Don’t let the GOP hear about this, they’ll start screaming about proper avian gender roles and that the Dems want to trans all birds.

  35. 35.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 10:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Dear God.

  36. 36.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 10:40 pm

    If you want something fun and charming to watch on a Friday night: Weird Al Yankovic Breaks Down His Most Iconic Tracks

  37. 37.

    Princess

    January 26, 2024 at 10:43 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: It would personally irritate the hell out of me if someone moved into my house and changed every single thing about it but different strokes for different folks and there’s someone for everyone.

  38. 38.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 26, 2024 at 10:46 pm

    @Alison Rose: Would you prefer Jobseeker?

  39. 39.

    Delk

    January 26, 2024 at 10:54 pm

    There is a bald eagle nesting in my Chicago neighborhood.

  40. 40.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 26, 2024 at 10:55 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    What a lovely story! Thanks for posting that.

  41. 41.

    Steeplejack

    January 26, 2024 at 11:01 pm

    @Carlo Graziani:

    Agree with you about the Victorinox knives—very good quality, not expensive. And the non-slip handles (not sure if they’re all Fibrox) are great. I have a group that I’ve acquired over the past 15 years. “Serrated,” though: I have to say that my most used knife on a daily basis is the serrated knife in this pair of small knives. It’s great for small cutting jobs, making sandwiches, spreading mayonnaise, mustard, etc. And cutting tomatoes. (The paring knife is also great, but I use it less.)

    And the last year or two I have neglected my Victorinox chef’s knife in favor of this similar (good quality, low price) Mercer Cutlery nakiri. I like the wide blade, and it’s got a bit of a point at the end, which traditional nakiris don’t. Good all-around chef-ish knife.

  42. 42.

    Joelle

    January 26, 2024 at 11:09 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: hahahaha totally!  It’s like National Geographic birding issue up in here.

  43. 43.

    Citizen Alan

    January 26, 2024 at 11:13 pm

    @Urza:  If Blankenship somehow won, he would immediately switch to GOP five minutes after taking office. He’s running as a Dem just to get past the primary and hope a miracle happens in the general. There are absolutely no issues on which Blankenship agrees with Democrats.

  44. 44.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 11:15 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Non, merci.

  45. 45.

    Alison Rose

    January 26, 2024 at 11:29 pm

    I only cohabitated with a partner once, for a couple years in my mid 20s, and we never tore anything apart to clean it, and now I wonder if we missed out.

    However the other day I went to YouTube to see if I could find an old clip of a web cartoon that played a role in our relationship. We were big Homestar Runner fans, and there was an episode during which Homestar is making some food for his girlfriend, Marzipan, and when he brings it to her in the living room, he greets her with “Hey, Stupid!”. From the first time we watched it, the dude and I probably greeted each other that way about 90% of the time. We’re still friends and talk on the phone occasionally, and yes, we still greet each other with “Hey, Stupid” most of the time.

    And I think that is just as heartwarming as manic housecleaning together.

    And I was chuffed to find that someone had indeed uploaded it to YT.

  46. 46.

    Lyrebird

    January 26, 2024 at 11:31 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Huh.  That’s not the most surprising cover ever… Alien Ant Farm “Smooth Criminal” is more surprising…  but I’m glad I have seen it.  Did you see that they’re making contributions to a homeless shelter with their proceeds?

     

    @schrodingers_cat: THanks, yes!  Just a little, because work has been nuts the past few weeks, but they are fun.  Still feels like doing art with makeup.  This weekend I want to see if I can do regular-crayon resist, filling in with the gel crayons & brushing on some water.

  47. 47.

    Geminid

    January 26, 2024 at 11:36 pm

    @cain: A poll on West Virginia’s Republican Senate primary was reported on November 23 by MetroNews and other media sites. Governor Justice was the choice of 55.7% of respondents and 19.9% picked Representative Mooney, his main rival.

    Like I’m saying, Jim Justice is a very popular politician in his state. Don Blankenship has a reputation there, but it’s not a good one. I’m surprised Blankenship’s even running. I guess he likes to hear himself talk.

  48. 48.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 26, 2024 at 11:51 pm

    When you lose $83 million in court…

  49. 49.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 26, 2024 at 11:52 pm

    @Lyrebird: I hadn’t seen it, but it doesn’t surprise me.

  50. 50.

    Alison Rose

    January 27, 2024 at 12:00 am

    @Lyrebird: How about Like A Prayer by BiGod 20?

  51. 51.

    Dangerman

    January 27, 2024 at 12:07 am

    I know it’s getting late even PST but let’s see if anyone out there has tips to share.

    So, I have parked domain (at Google) I want to unpark and host someplace. It will be a simple page (text, links, a few pictures) but nothing remotely fancy.

    So, three questions:

    1) Any hosting service I should check out? Think cheap. Low traffic expectations.

    2) In unparking, do I transfer registration from Google to this other entity?

    3) Any simple WYSIWYG recommendations? I’m thinking about just doing it in Word. At one time, long ago, I used Dreamweaver, but that was over a decade ago and that was far fancier work. At one time, I was on the leading edge of this stuff; now, not so much. Such is the benefit of being semi-retired.

    All tips appreciated

  52. 52.

    KrackenJack

    January 27, 2024 at 12:11 am

    @Another Scott: Probably beating a dead thread here, but thanks for posting this. I read Electrek regularly, but scrolled past this thinking it was sponsored advertising. I’ve been doing kludgy repairs as various plastic bits fail on our Whirlpool Duet pair. Retiring the electric dryer would make me feel better about replacing the gas range with induction / electric. We have solar and a battery and going electric will eat up a lot of our self-generation.  Heat pumps of one sort and another will offset some of that.Gas water heater died last Thanksgiving, so that’s one down. A/C is pretty new, so HVAC will be the last to go.

  53. 53.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 27, 2024 at 12:12 am

    Six thousand chicken fa-JI-tas!

    Italian beef here.

  54. 54.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 27, 2024 at 12:19 am

    @J. Arthur Crank: IKEA living room!

  55. 55.

    Another Scott

    January 27, 2024 at 12:25 am

    @Dangerman: I’ve got some stuff on DreamHost that I’ve done almost nothing with.  It seems well run, never any issues with reminders or payment, updates seem to work without issues.  The prices seem reasonable to me (though I’m sure there are places that are cheaper).

    HTH a little.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  56. 56.

    Sister Golden Bear

    January 27, 2024 at 12:48 am

    @Scout211:

    He is a unicorn. Amen.

    Joelle should lease him out.

  57. 57.

    Sister Golden Bear

    January 27, 2024 at 12:59 am

    @Another Scott: I’ll second the Dreamhost recommendation.

  58. 58.

    KrackenJack

    January 27, 2024 at 1:03 am

    @Dangerman: I was looking at domain registrars a couple weeks ago and encountered some hosting reviews. $3 a month is typical for the most basic hosting packages.

    I have a friend who uses HostGator for his various internet brainstorms. I think they now charge for domain transfers and aren’t as helpful for the basics like having a site builder.

    There’s also A2 Hosting which came up a lot. One page website with site builder templates included for $2.99 a month. I assume annual domain registration is extra, but you are already paying that with Google. Don’t know about transfer costs.

    You’ll need to initiate the domain transfer from your new hosting service user control panel, but you’ll also need an EPP / auth code from Google to complete it. Assuming your WHOIS is up to date and you haven’t made any changes in the last 60 days that could lock it up, it should be pretty easy. The details vary, but it’s usually well documented and you can read up on it before you sign up.

  59. 59.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    January 27, 2024 at 1:31 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I know. I would just take a shower and then go to dinner. Why tear the living room apart and put it back together?

    /s just in case…

  60. 60.

    Tony G

    January 27, 2024 at 9:06 am

    @Urza: The ordinary working people in West Virginia have been screwed by people like Blankenship for generations, yet they’ll probably vote for him.  I don’t pretend to understand these self-destructive morons.

  61. 61.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 27, 2024 at 9:09 am

    @Lyrebird: I would suggest using a palette to put down the crayons first and then using them on a brush. So you can mix them, dilute them etc. It gives better control.

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