You need an open thread and I need a coffee break. So here you go and off I go to brew a cup.
70 years ago, in a Pentagon plot to reelect Dwight Eisenhower Marylin Monroe marries Joe DiMaggio.
The marriage ended in divorce a few months later which eventually forced the Dodgers to move to Los Angeles. pic.twitter.com/bGXciZfJtO
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) February 1, 2024
If you don’t know why this is super funny, consider yourself lucky. The magat’s heads have exploded over Taylor Swift and it’s beyond parody.
ETA: this is too funny and unfortunately we all know why
“If everyone could please keep their hands above the table…No inappropriate touching. That includes you Lauren Boebert. No vaping either.” 😂
Watch Lauren Boebert get roasted by her GOP colleague Rep. Lisa McClain pic.twitter.com/pEbkR4Dyrq
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) February 1, 2024
This is an open thread
SiubhanDuinne
HAHAHA, I remember those days very well, and that’s fookin highlarious.
ETA: Referring to Norma Jean and Joe, not the Boebert roast. Haven’t yet watched the Boebert roast.
NotMax
Originally named the Trolley Dodgers, once the last trolleys were kaput there was no reason for them to stick around.
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Baud
I thought Geminid was a dude.
Alison Rose
If WaterGirl is around, I wanted to note that I appreciate the cuteness of having all animal-pair pics on the calendar for February :)
zhena gogolia
I don’t understand why there is a roast for Lauren Boebert? Is she actually there? Who is doing this?
Scout211
The online media is ga-ga over the Taylor Swift MAGA ”holy war.” Of course, it’s all about the clicks.
But this one from Politico just made me laugh.
It was an amusing read, but it seems to take itself way too seriously. However, if you want to understand the sociology of Taylor Swift, it’s very informative.
Alison Rose
@zhena gogolia: It’s not for Lauren, it’s an annual event put on by the org on the lectern. She was I guess trying to be cheeky by calling Lauren out.
CaseyL
The Christo-fascist complex is doing its best to ruin all innocent past times for its incel fans. They can’t listen to music, watch movies, or (now) even watch sports without thinking all those things are their enemies.
All they’re gonna have left is guns and coal-rolling trucks.
I’d say the goal is to create a fascist army, with no outlets for any energy or interest other than violence, except we know these ding dongs would make a lousy army.
Pink Tie
Hoping that the Taylor/Travis romance couldn’t be as poisonous and abusive as the Monroe/DiMaggio relationship. I don’t see Travis Kelce attempting to boss Taylor Swift around or slapping her into compliance. Honestly – having been assaulted, I find the lead image incredibly triggering, knowing what she went through. I don’t think it’s appropriate for the front page.
NotMax
Now that’s funny. Just heard on a British program am sampling.
Scene: unsophisticated crook and his wife (his gang sitting on a large stash of gold ingots) dining out with an elite underworld fence.
Fence (bragging): “Pablo Escobar is one of our clients.”
Crook (turning to wife for confirmation): “No kidding? We love his music.”
Dangerman
Random (really random) local fact; DiMaggio and Monroe honeymooned at the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo. This has always kinda surprised me. The Madonna Inn is nice, but not THAT nice for a power couple of that stature.
Maybe they fell in love with the waterfall urinal. Yes, I have been in that head when women come in to take a picture.
Of the urinal. Just to be clear.
Baud
@Dangerman:
Sounds like a lovely piss.
Spanky
@Baud: They don’t call him Dangerman for nothing.
Or do they?
Alison Rose
@Dangerman: Might not be posh but it’s certainly unique. I have a pile of photos somewhere from the time I stayed there.
Steeplejack
@zhena gogolia, @Alison Rose:
Yes, it was the Washington Press Club Foundation’s annual congressional dinner, not an event for Boebert. “Roast” was used in the common sense of criticizing or lambasting someone.
NobodySpecial
That shot across the bow is the signal from the safe seats that she’s done and therefore safe to mock. It’s a gloriously petty sight.
HumboldtBlue
trollhattan
@HumboldtBlue:
Tragically mistyped Comet Ping Pong as “basement of the Pentagon.”
Jackie
@zhena gogolia: Watch the clip, it’s hilarious (and yes, Boebert’s there!)
cain
@Baud: Americans have been going to Mexico and doing the same thing – thanks to remote work. The Mexicans are not pleased because it causes prices to rise.
cain
@Scout211: Aren’t the KPop fans similarly intense? Perhaps we could get the GOP to start a holy war with them as well?
cain
@Spanky: I got the Scooby Doo and the gang meme in my head “or are they?” wtih them looking at the camera all scared like. :D
Jackie
@NobodySpecial: My thought, exactly. Boebert’s toast.
catclub
all ideas stolen from the likes of ISIS and Wahabism.
I was always amused about the ‘Christian ‘ cure group, not sure if it was curing drugs or being gay, that only allowed the residents/prisoners to listen to that awful ‘praise music’ but they forbade listening to Bach. What they don’t know….
eclare
Off topic, I have had a Doja Cat ear worm since yesterday. It’s a good song, but enough is enough.
Jay
@catclub:
could fill a book?
Wasn’t there one written centuries ago and re-edited over time?
Trying to remember what the name of that one was,……….
Had some Jewish refugee and his Dad as the main protaganists,……..
Alison Rose
@eclare: It’s Harry Styles’ 30th birthday, so replace it with this
Jackie
Nikki Haley was interviewed by CNN’s Jake Tapper, and he asked her thoughts about all the RW’s conspiracy theories re Swift and Kelse:
That sane and reasonable response will rile TIFG and his Deplorables!
eclare
@cain:
BTS is on a break due to mandatory military service. They are scheduled to come back in 2025.
eclare
@Alison Rose:
That works! Thank you.
Baud
@Jackie:
“Now please ignore my insane comments about race.”
Quadrillipede
@zhena gogolia: I think the underlying theme is that Republicans all hate each other now and can’t get out of each other’s way.
Personally, I’ve been waiting for this since November 2015 so I’m off to buy popcorn… 🍿
Scout211
Could we get them to endorse Biden? That would be cool.
a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio)
@CaseyL: Stochastic terror prep, aiming for a myriad of programmed attackers, randomly inflicting violence. Think of the Nazis’ SA, but without the centralized organization.
Alison Rose
@Jackie: Good statement, but this is wishful thinking:
Yes, we do.
Quadrillipede
I’m really curious as to their motivation for doing that. I’m not a connoisseur of classical music but most of it sounds perfectly inoffensive to me…
trollhattan
@eclare:
An entire pack of Elvises!
eclare
@Alison Rose:
Yes, we do.
Quadrillipede
@eclare: I had the Cars’ Best Friend’s Girl for an earworm a week or so ago. Discovered a lot of songs titled There She Goes (Again) in the process of trying to identify that one.
trollhattan
@catclub: Ayn Rand didn’t like Beethoven, called him “malevolent.”
Subrau Diane knows more than I, having had a front row seat.
Lutherans like them some Bach, believe you me.
eclare
@trollhattan:
Hahaha…is pack the right word? Should it be a thrust of Elvii? Is it too early for BJ After Dark?
Quadrillipede
A pelvis of Elvises? 🤷♂️
prostratedragon
Story of a Russian mole burrowed in to a German rightist’s Bundestag staff
eclare
@Quadrillipede:
That is a great song. OK, my Doja Cat song of course is this.
https://youtu.be/m4_9TFeMfJE?si=NoZVZl3Y1V9nxpc5
Uncle Cosmo
@NotMax: It’s kind of interesting to note that nearly all the LA professional sports teams ( NFL Rams and Chargers, MLB Dodgers, NBA Lakers, NHL Kings, MLS Galaxy) are named for things that have no connection to the town. (The first 4 acquired their names in their former home cities of Cleveland, San Diego, Brooklyn NY, and Minneapolis, respectively.) The only exceptions are the WPSL Angel City and the MLB Angels – and the latter play in Anaheim. I guess that’s par for the course in a city where less than 60% of the population were born in the USA – and by that I mean nothing more than at least 40% of its inhabitants are from outside LA.
Contrast that with here in Baltimore, where both the MLB and NFL franchises (both, coincidentally, named the Browns!) were moved from other cities, but before play began changes their mascots to quintessentially local icons – the baseball team from St. Louis were renamed after the MD state bird, the Baltimore Oriole (Icterus galbula), and the football franchise formerly in Cleveland was renamed the Ravens, as a nod to Edgar Allan Poe, who died here. Even our former NFL team, now in Indianapolis, was rechristened after many previous stops the Colts in honor of the city’s history of thoroughbred horse breeding and racing (the Preakness at Pimlico is the middle of the three Triple Crown races).
NB: On his way to the Pacific Theatre in WW2, my future father fell in love with California & spent some years fruitlessly trying to convince my future mother to move out there. In the course of which he followed California politics and as a good FDR Democrat developed an abiding dislike for a GOP type who ran for Congress against incumbent Jerry Voorhees – a guy with an 11-o’clock shadow named Nixon. Yep, Dad despised Tricky Dick before I was born…
Jay
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/ex-cia-computer-engineer-gets-40-years-in-prison-for-giving-spy-agency-hacking-secrets-to-wikileaks-1.6752110
Alison Rose
Hey, this is neat:
Baud
@Alison Rose:
As opposed to today?
a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio)
@cain: Wasn’t it the K-pop fans who screwed up one of TIFG’s rallies in Oklahoma by reserving all the tickets & then not showing up a few years back?
Alison Rose
@Baud: Too many boring rich people here now. The odd creatures are no longer teeming.
lowtechcyclist
@Uncle Cosmo:
True, but other than the Lakers (no lakes in L.A., 10,000 of them in Minnesota), they’re all sufficiently generic sportsball team names that it doesn’t matter. Even the Dodgers – if you didn’t know the origin story of the name, you’d have no reason to think it made any more or less sense than any other team’s name.
Jackie
@Baud: Nobody’s perfect. 🥴 Just giving her credit on ONE subject!
HumboldtBlue
I spot no lie.
Jackie
@Alison Rose:
Yes, we do. 😁
frosty
OMG I don’t know whether to be proud or deeply ashamed that I’m so deep in the rabbit hole that I the Dimaggio-Monroe reference. And I think it’s funny!
eclare
@a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio):
Yes.
FelonyGovt
@Scout211: I knew how incredibly pervasive Taylor Swift’s fandom was when I saw, at my local bookstore, that there is a Little Golden Book about her. So that means LITTLE girls- elementary school age- want to read about her.
Jay
@a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio):
Yup.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/22/asia/k-pop-fandom-activism-intl-hnk/index.html
Craig
@Dangerman: wasn’t that place seen as way more exotic back then? A kind of Central Coast Palm Springs getaway for fancy folks. I’ve liked staying there a couple of times.
eclare
@HumboldtBlue:
Yep. I thought W was the worst ever. I had no fucking idea the depth of awful that the R party could go.
trollhattan
@HumboldtBlue:
Even Corn Pop agrees! Trump is a sick fuck and fucking asshole. Fuckin’-a.
Jay
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/2/1/progressive-us-lawmaker-omar-faces-censure-over-mistranslated-speech
David 🏈 Mahomes! 🏈 Koch
UncleEbeneezer
@Uncle Cosmo: The Galaxy might be a reference to the number of “stars” in Los Angeles.
NotMax
@lowtechcyclist
Doubtful a deal will ever be signed for transplanting the Yankees to Alabama.
:)
trollhattan
Greta still out there, putting herself on the line. We don’t deserve her, but sure need her.
Dorothy A. Winsor
@HumboldtBlue: Joe does have a way with words
eclare
@Dorothy A. Winsor:
The fewer the better. Make each word count.
smith
@HumboldtBlue: And of course, here is how the ever-civil TFG campaign responded:
Note that one thing that touched off these remarks from Biden was TFG making fun of the attack on Paul Pelosi.
WaterGirl
@Alison Rose: Nice!
gwangung
@HumboldtBlue: Just in time for campaign season.
Jackie
@a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio): Yup. TIFG was expecting a huge spillover crowd based on tickets requested, so added a second stage with huge screen so everyone could see and hear him. He eagerly planned to rotate between the two stages. It ended up a Covid spreader event, killing Herman Caine.
Jackie
@HumboldtBlue: We all agree with him 100% percent. I don’t see this as headline news. 🤷🏼♀️
trollhattan
@Jackie: Well, shucky-ducky.
WaterGirl
@Alison Rose: Haley (I imagine):
“Taylor, it’s not too late to change your mind and endorse me.”
WaterGirl
@Quadrillipede: hahaha
Baud
@WaterGirl:
“You and Judge Judy, baby.”
Timill
@lowtechcyclist:
Well, LA did have the Red Cars (of which there is no decent history, dammit). Also, the St. Louis Browns were the transplanted Milwaukee Brewers
ETA: Also, the St Louis Browns were within a couple of days of being approved to move to LA, when the league meetings were interrupted by Pearl Harbor.
HumboldtBlue
I can’t believe youse are talking about KPop and Taylor Swift as if they’re popular, you don’t have Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent!
WaterGirl
@FelonyGovt: That’s very sweet. (in a good way, in case it’s not obvious)
Alison Rose
@WaterGirl: I didn’t realize it at first, but on a second look, I went “Oh hey!” Cute idea :)
geg6
@HumboldtBlue:
They ought to hear what I call him.
Scout211
News from the fraud trial. Link
. . .
The Trump organization sure picks some
criminalcompetent employees.Baud
@HumboldtBlue:
I hope he incorporates that into his State of the Union address.
MomSense
One of my cousins died last week. He was almost 80 – had a rough life but was so cared for by family and his community. The family asked my kids to play at his memorial. They loved talking music with him starting when they were very young. He especially loved Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard. My youngest sang Sing Me Back Home and I just lost it. My oldest is playing with him at the memorial service and it’s just so damned beautiful. I think D would be so touched by this.
Imagine dealing with severe mental illness in the 1950s. As bad as the stigma is now it was impossible then. It’s only because of the love of family and the townspeople that he was able to live as well as he did. So many of us didn’t have that support and suffered. Thinking of them.
Baud
@MomSense:
My condolences.
Alison Rose
@MomSense: So sorry for your loss 💜
Uncle Cosmo
SLO was future-Dad’s last stateside posting on the way out to Pearl, then Leyte, Okinawa and the Korean occupation. That was the California he fell in love with. Our family passed through there on the road from FranSan to LaLaLand a couple of years B.C. and it was nice – easy to see how a 30-something from Appalachia could have been bowled over.
eclare
@MomSense:
I am so sorry. It sounds like he had a good life thanks to your family. May blessings be upon you.
Jay
@MomSense:
I am sorry for your loss, your families loss, and your communities loss. I am glad that he had your support.
Jackie
OOOPS!!!
It’s a very long detailed article. Sooo how many documents are STILL MISSING? I doubt any are in the hidden/locked rooms any longer, but where are they hidden NOW?
Alison Rose
@Jackie:
Melania’s mom’s coffin.
Jackie
@Scout211: And the Fraud Civil Suit decision has been postponed AGAIN 😡
I wonder if this latest re Weisselberg is a reason why?
Albatrossity
Joltin Joe was a Yankee, not a Dodger
Jackie
@MomSense: I’m sorry for your loss. It sounds like it was a special memorial service.
Jackie
@Alison Rose: Documents being moved from casket to casket…
David 🏈 Mahomes! 🏈 Koch
@Alison Rose:
On which golf course did they bury her?
Uncle Cosmo
Interesting, I never heard that before. Got a link?
The league meetings were so profoundly “interrupted” that instead of the Browns heading off to LA, they stayed put for another 12 years until sold to a Baltimore group and brought here. It wasn’t until the 1958 season that the first MLB teams relocated to the Left Coast (NY GIants to SF, Brooklyn to LA). I wonder how much proximity to a war zone and the obvious hassles of long distance transport in wartime put the kibosh on that move. In any case the Browns (formerly the Milwaukee Brewers) had been in St. Louis since 1901, which is nearly an eternity for a sports franchise.
David 🏈 Mahomes! 🏈 Koch
@Albatrossity:
does anyone know where Joltin Joe has gone?
Another Scott
@Scout211:
BTS at the Biden White House (4:50) – from a year ago.
Cheers,
Scott.
smith
@Jackie: More likely it’s because the monitor watching the Trump Org handed in her report to Engoron on Monday, and, oh boy, did she have a lot to say. A lot of incomplete, erroneous and late statements, and most especially a claimed loan for $48 million that turned out not to exist. All this uncovered about the Trump Org’s activities during the 14 months they’ve been under a monitor. In other words they just kept on frauding.
Engoron is most likely reworking his judgement to take all this into account.
Steve in the ATL
@Baud: if you’ve been to Istanbul lately, you know that $1,500 per month is plenty (thanks to Erdogan’s “non-conventional” fiscal policy).
If you want to cut that in half, there’s always Cairo!
Jackie
@smith: That makes sense, but damn it, I want it nowwww!
LiminalOwl
@Uncle Cosmo: This is an entry from my mother’s journals, 9 November 1960:
I thought I’d have so much to tell you about the presidential campaign–filthy, exciting, hurly-burly, ugly, glamorous–but there it is, and what else shall I tell you? Nixon the Unwashed is beaten, and his friend Lodge with him. Perhaps you’ll know his name without our mentioning it, but I hope not. I hope his descent to the obscurity he so richly deserves will be rapid and final.
Uncle Cosmo
@smith: “…CHRIS LACIVITA, a senior Trump campaign adviser…” Jeebus cripes, another italoamericano. How much you wanna bet he has Mob connections?
Were it not for the Speaker-Emerita and a handful of others, I would have nothing but disgust for the people I share 100% of my ancestry with. Within my parents’ lifetimes, Italian-Americans were pilloried as greasy, hairy, garlic anarchists and gangsters smelling of garlic and routinely discriminated against. Things didn’t improve until the end of WW2, when we were “godfathered” into whiteness – and then practically the first thing we did as a group was to yank the ladder up so the n*****s and the sp**s and any other ethnicity left out of the “American dream” couldn’t climb it, while furiously maintaining there was no such thing as the Mafia even though every one of us knew better.* It’s no accident most of the support for Italian fascism came from the paesani of the Mezzogiorno, that backward malarial region south of Rome from which the vast majority of Italian immigrants came to the US…e poi, eccoci (here we are).
*And just FYI, eager to strut around as if we played a central role in every great thing Italians have accomplished back to Romulus and Remus, even though we’re nearly all descended from ignorant peasants who worked the sulfur mines and pea farms.
LiminalOwl
@MomSense: I’m sorry for your loss, but glad that your cousin received the love and care he did. As you say, so many don’t have that—even now, let alone in the old days.
LiminalOwl
@David 🏈 Mahomes! 🏈 Koch: Joltin’ Joe has left and gone away.
Timill
@Uncle Cosmo:
How it occurred that the Browns did not move to LA
Uncle Cosmo
And the holder of one of the last two canonical MLB records that remain unbroken: longest hitting streak (56 games, 15 May – 16 July 1941)*. This, like the other one**, is unlikely to be broken before the heat death of the universe.***
*I.e., games in which a player got at least one hit.
**Most wins recorded by a pitcher (Cy Young, 511: 1890-1911)
***Then again, the same was long believed to be true of the former record for most consecutive games played by an individual player (Lou Gehrig, 2130, 1 Jun 1925 – 30 Apr 1 1939), which stood until Cal Ripken, Jr., of the Baltimore Orioles broke it on 6 Sep 1995. Ripken went on to play in 2,632 consecutive games (30 May 1982 – 19 Sep 1998), the current record.
frosty
@Timill:
Great story! I had no idea.
pieceofpeace
@MomSense: Wow, I seldom long for the 50s and small-town living, so this took me swiftly back to the feelings and remembrance of similar instances and grace of those with close familial and community ties that supported one another.
What a moving musical tribute by your sons. That this song was chosen because, in part, music was a joyful connection with him is putting a cherry on top.
@MomSense:
RedDirtGirl
@MomSense: so sorry for your loss. Glad that your kids could participate that way.
Uncle Cosmo
@Timill: Wow, thanky kindly. We are a baseball fambly (Dad was a semipro shortstop, one of our cousins spent 4 years in the NL) and my relatives will find this interesting!
Timill
@Uncle Cosmo: Also unbreakable: consecutive no-hitters (2), held by Johnny Vander Meer on 6/11/38 and 6/15/38.
David 🏈 Mahomes! 🏈 Koch
@Uncle Cosmo: I always looked up to Eddie Gaedel
Quadrillipede
If it helps any, it means the Bronzer Goblin gets to spend a few more days seething and decompensating before the hammer drops…
Quadrillipede
I hope Judge Engoron has at least a passing familiarity with Zeno’s paradox of Achilles and the tortoise…
Odie Hugh Manatee
@MomSense:
My condolences to you and your families for the loss of a loved one. Thank you for the backstory to their life and those who made it possible for them. Stories like yours are too often the exception for those who need help to live.
Good people are a good thing. RIP to your cousin.
Paul in KY
@Dangerman: I think Joe was a bit of a tightwad.
Paul in KY
@HumboldtBlue: How can you get one? Asking for a friend…
Paul in KY
@trollhattan: That makes me like Beethoven more!
Paul in KY
@eclare: Think Leonard Bernstein’s estate will get some of that money. Maybe Dionne as well.
Paul in KY
@Jay: Hope he serves every fucking day of that sentence.
Paul in KY
@Alison Rose: Down in S. America during Pliocene, they had aquatic sloths! Fed on seaweed (they think) Went extinct when S. America connected up with us & ocean currents became much colder (or non-marsupial carnivores from N. America got em).
Paul in KY
@eclare: If you or I had gone back to 2005 Paul and said (what is completely true) ‘One day you would have crawled over broken glass to have Dubya back in the White House, instead of the alternative.’ 2005 Paul would not have believed you. Would have laughed in your face & called you crazy.
Paul in KY
@Jackie: In one of Putin’s dachas…
Paul in KY
@Uncle Cosmo: The hit streak record may go someday. Ichiro got close. The wins record will never be broken.