Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

It’s a new day. Light all those Biden polls of young people on fire and throw away the ashes.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

Fight for a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

Republicans can’t even be trusted with their own money.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

When you’re a Republican, they let you do it.

Books are my comfort food!

…and a burning sense of injustice to juice the soul.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

Days Since JD Vance Insulted Women Across America: Zero

Battle won, war still ongoing.

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  1. 1.

    West of the Rockies

    If he wasn’t a raging homophobe, it shouldn’t matter who he wants to have consensual sex with.  Alas…

  4. 4.

    WaterGirl

    @West of the Rockies:  I started a serious post with that as the first tweet, then came across the silly cow video and deleted the Ohio senate tweet.

    Then when the post went up, I saw that I had deleted the wrong tweet.  So now your comment at #1 will make no sense unless I explain that the deleted tweet was about how they (who is putting that out there?) has receipts to indicate that the Republican candidate for senate in Ohio is gay.

  6. 6.

    trollhattan

    Did somebody fraudulently sell this guy a mini-cow? “Just look at me now!”

    Admit Ahnold at the kitchen table with his mini-horse and mini-donkey were one of the things that got me through lockdown.

  9. 9.

    Misterpuff

    That is some moo-ving video.

    I wonder if the cow likes roast beef sandwiches as well….

  11. 11.

    randal sexton

    @WaterGirl: well that comment about the post about another tweet and not that tweet was very mooooving.  And I’m glad you did not COWer away from admitting error

  13. 13.

    trollhattan

    Do NOT have a link but the fam showed me video of a dog coming into the house through the doggie door, followed moments later by a fawn. And yes, it was a squeeze.

  14. 14.

    japa21

    You know, after the week, month, year, nearly a decade of what we have been through.

    And that’s just the last 24 hours.

  17. 17.

    trollhattan

    @Misterpuff: Something I learned via the mad cow thing was cattle feed included cattle, which is how it was being propagated. 👁‍👁‍

  23. 23.

    bbleh

    That is hilarious!  Thank you!

    (And yeah, I wondered about the raging homophobe thing.)

  24. 24.

    Old School

    @WaterGirl: Thanks for the explanation!  I puzzled too long about what West of the Rockies meant.  I scrolled back up and re-read the post.  Then decided to move on.

  25. 25.

    Ohio Mom

    @WaterGirl: I’m not even sure I know who all the Republicans are who are running in the primary to be Sherrod Brown’s challenger.

    My feeling is, I’m not voting for them, why pay any attention? They don’t deserve it. But now my curiously is piqued. A little.

    Let’s see, there’s the nitwit who is the currrently the Secretary of State, LaRose, and I think two others. I’m guessing it’s one of the others because LaRose is already in the spotlight and a known entity.

  27. 27.

    rikyrah

    There’s now a Twitter Account:

     

    On This Day Four Years Ago (@Was2020Better) posted at 9:52 AM on Fri, Mar 15, 2024:
    Four Years Ago Today: On the same day as New York City is forced to close its schools, restaurants, and bars, the NYT publishes a devastating Op-Ed highlighting all of Trump’s early attempts to play down the seriousness of the Coronavirus. https://t.co/BRF1t07jJ1
    (https://x.com/Was2020Better/status/1768651491659649057?t=ciRdmXZ68UJRW7A9DH885A&s=03)

  33. 33.

    WaterGirl

    @sab:

    ;

  36. 36.

    Josie

    @zhena gogolia: ​
     Lol. I just figured it was someone that everyone else knew about but I didn’t. That does happen to me with some regularity these days.

  38. 38.

    Josie

    @WaterGirl: Bernie Moreno is the guy’s name. The nym on the site was Nardo. It makes sense when you realize that both names are nicknames for ‘Bernardo.’

  41. 41.

    coin operated

    @WaterGirl: Yup.

    Pity the fool who’s lawyers put Fani through the wringer. The last person on the planet you want to piss off is a black woman with power. They earned it and damn sure know how to use it.

  42. 42.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @WaterGirl:

    It’s local news here, so yeah. He doesn’t look happy.

    This whole entire THING is such a goddam fustercluck. Flustercuck. Custerfluck.

  44. 44.

    Jeffro

    thanks for that, WG!  hysterical!!

    now…how to explain to Mrs. Fro what I’m laughing at…

  45. 45.

    Villago Delenda Est

    @SuzieC: ​
     You’re not alone; I instantly thought of the Wakandan Terrors horning in on my breakfast, just as her Serene Highness used to do. But the cow is WAY more aggressive!

  46. 46.

    eclare

    OMG I needed that.  So far I have watched it twice, I’m sure I will watch more.  That cow really likes potato chips!

  48. 48.

    Ken

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Perhaps it’s a quote breach unquote (nudge-nudge wink-wink). A little reminder from the industry that they don’t just have receipts, they have the complete chats.

    But I may be reading too much into pornhub’s announcement that they’re blocking Texas.

  50. 50.

    Misterpuff

     

    @West of the Rockies:

    @Baud:

    What happens between a man and a cow is nobody’s business but their own.

    And the step stool.

    That is why sheep are preferred by high class (but short) agricultural herders.

    I know, Ewe Ewe!

  51. 51.

    Princess

    @WaterGirl: I feel most sorry for Moreno’s gay son who has had to watch his father demonize him in an effort to get power. Also, Moreno is a perfect example of the kind of Latino who goes Trumpie : Colombian, business owner.

  55. 55.

    NutmegAgain

    That video EXACTLY illustrates what it’s like trying to eat anything with a hungry Newfoundland in the vicinity. Actually, even one who isn’t hungry, and just loves food. Why yes, my new dog needs to learn some manners. He came from a household with a lot of small children, and I can imagine them slipping him all kinds of things under the table. Makes me laugh.

  57. 57.

    pluky

    @Josie: and the ostensibly random numbers at the end of the nym are ‘coincidentally’ the year and month of his birth. Intern prank my ass.

  59. 59.

    kalakal

    That video is a giant sized version of me and one of the cats. She turned up in the back garden at about 6 months old and obviously part of her diet had been thrown away food. She loves sandwiches, chips, tacos you name it. Given cats and their reaction to garlic/onions etc it’s amazing she survived

  60. 60.

    Another Scott

    Moo!

    :-)

    Added $75 to the thermometer. Thanks WG and everyone.

    Forward!!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

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