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I’d Suggest Mitch McConnell Look in a Mirror…

by Rose Judson|  December 11, 20241:57 pm| 98 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politicans, Republican Politics, Assholes, Go Fuck Yourself

…but I don’t think his kind show up in them. Here’s a headline to stop you in your tracks, via The Financial Times:

“Mitch McConnell: We’re in a Very, Very Dangerous World Right Now”

My immediate thoughts echoed those of reporter Helen Kennedy on Bluesky:

Is he….is he bragging?

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— Helen Kennedy (@helenkennedy.bsky.social) December 11, 2024 at 6:32 PM

No, he’s not. He is trying to present himself, at least for the benefit of the FT’s reporter, as the anti-isolationist, brave truth-teller within the GOP. Really. One excerpt:

“McConnell has been Kentucky senator since 1985. Having committed to serving the final two years of his term, he intends to spend the time pushing back against the increasingly isolationist elements of today’s GOP. ‘The cost of deterrence is considerably less than the cost of war,’ he says, reeling off the figures to prove it. In the second world war, the US spent 37 per cent of GDP on the fight. Last year that figure was about 2.7 per cent. His words are targeted directly at Trump and vice-president-elect JD Vance, who have argued that the US should not be spending any more money on Ukraine. . . . Though some of his biggest moments as Senate leader came during Trump’s first presidency, he is no fan of the president-elect.”

Alas! If only he could have done something to stop Trump’s political career in its tracks. Such a shame the opportunity never presented itself more than twice! The sheer unmitigated brass neck of this monster never ceases to amaze. If the GOP sends American democracy into a fatal spiral, there’s a nice, deep, well-dug grave ready for it courtesy of the senior senator from Kentucky.

If you can handle a sharp spike in your blood pressure, you should be able to read the FT article here via a gift link. If not, try this one instead.

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A Few Notes on Efficiency and Getting Credit

by @heymistermix.com|  December 11, 20241:53 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I had to go to the gym and run errands this morning, so haven’t even finished reading comments on my earlier post.  Still, I want to make two points.

First, I can always tell folks who haven’t worked for a Congressperson or attended a MoC’s town hall because they insist that a given example of government inefficiency shouldn’t count, because it’s state or local.  A lot of people, including those motivated enough to attend a town hall, consider “government” as an amorphous mass.  I cannot count the number of times I’ve given, or heard given, an explanation of why the DMV or some other local/state agency has nothing to do with the US Government.

Second, government is inefficient and we should be loud and proud about our efforts to make it better.  I hate to keep harping on my Obamacare, but my renewal, as usual, was handled poorly by the State of NY.  First, they sent me a notice saying I needed to renew, but when I went to the website, they said I had been auto-renewed in the same plan that hasn’t paid me a fucking penny yet will now cost me $1,300 a month.  Then, a few weeks later, I get an email saying I need to renew.  In between, my insurance carrier notified me that they would be withdrawing over $2,000 in January because that’s what they think my monthly auto-pay is for 2025.  I went on the website and renewed (for the same policy that was supposedly auto-renewed) and now we’ll see if the State of NY and the insurance company will figure things out.

I guess my gratitude about Obamacare is, shall we say, tempered by that experience.  I’m a well-informed politics knower working part-time with time on my hands to mess with this bullshit.  I also have plenty of money. Others with fewer resources and less time might just get a little more heated about it.

Finally, my brother sent me a story from Fox News (not linking, I’m sure you’re disappointed to hear).  Headline and subhead:

Watch Trump reverse Biden’s dumpster-fire economy, and then watch Dems try to take credit for the success

When Trump brings the economy back from the brink, Biden and his Democrat allies will deserve no credit

I mention this because there are two things that need to be distinguished:  people’s genuine, personal experience of government inefficiency and the economy, and their secondhand “knowledge” of these things via Fox propaganda.  Our goal is to push back on the latter without invalidating the lived experience of the former.  It’s a tough needle to thread.

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The D in DOGE is for Dipshit

by @heymistermix.com|  December 11, 202410:31 am| 248 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Krugman is out with his first piece since he quit the Times, and it’s about DOGE.  It’s free so you can read it all, but he runs through all the facts that Elon and Vivek don’t know / don’t care about, and he finishes with this:

Now, in the end none of this may matter. The real purpose of DOGE is, arguably, to give Elon Musk an opportunity to strut around, feeling important. And while it’s a clown show, these clowns — unlike some of the other people Trump may put in office — won’t be in a position to inflict major damage on national security, public health and more.

But it is a clown show, and everyone should treat it as such.

This, to me, is the important point. DOGE is not a department.  It’s a glorified commission and the only way it will gain traction is if Congress starts listening to these two dipshits.

Krugman makes the point that the US government is essentially an insurance company with a big army.  Any meaningful cuts will have to be to public insurance programs like Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, or we need to cut the defense budget.  Republicans will never do the latter, and they’ve been chomping at the bit forever to cut social programs, no matter the almost-certain political cost for doing so.

That’s why it’s dumb for Bernie and Ro Khanna to tweet about Musk having a point, even if their strategy is to agree on cutting defense spending then show a shocked face when it doesn’t happen.  But even dumber is for Democrats to join the DOGE caucus in the House and Senate, which Jared Moskowitz has already done.   A group supporting Social Security has already started putting up billboards in Moskowitz’ district.  I hope that discourages any more of this nonsense.

Anyway, back to the whole DOGE thing, Josh Marshall thinks that Democrats need to be on board with more government efficiency, but DOGE ain’t it:

This post isn’t meant to flesh out all those policy questions [about efficiency]. I bring it up because there are a bunch of ways government more broadly could and really needs to work better. If you’re the party of government, you actually have the biggest interest in getting it to work well. Because in a lot of ways that’s your product.

But the point is that you can’t cede the efficiency and reform brand to people whose real aim in cutting people’s Medicaid and Social Security. Because that’s pretty much where we are at the end of 2024. You’ve got a couple guys who are mostly ignoramuses about what government does, what it’s supposed to do, who relies on it and more and they’re just coming in with what’s mostly the libertarian bullshit they heard from their pals in Silicon Valley. It’s not even like handing the keys over to the Heritage Foundation. Those guys have been thinking about how to do this for decades.

There’s no big takeaway here other than the fact that there are things government should be organized to do better, quicker and more efficiently. (My big thing is standing up transportation infrastructure. But there are other examples.) Every right-minded person should be at war with the DOGE clown show while keeping that fact in mind, front and center.

I think Musk has reached his public expiration date and he’s been showing his ass an awful lot lately.  Walz was right to brand him as a dipshit.  Cozying up to him is stupid for a lot of reasons, including the fact that people will tire of him pretty quickly.

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: Kennedy Center Honors 2024

by Anne Laurie|  December 11, 20249:16 am| 85 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Popular Culture, Something Good Open Thread

US President Joe Biden paid tribute to this year’s Kennedy Center honorees including filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola and rock band the Grateful Dead at the White House https://t.co/oMAfiUmhv9 pic.twitter.com/B6NububYNk

— Reuters (@Reuters) December 9, 2024

Per the Associated Press, “Kennedy Center pays tribute to Coppola, the Grateful Dead, Raitt, Sandoval and The Apollo”:

“Not Fade Away” closed out the Kennedy Center Honors at this year’s ceremony, just as honorees The Grateful Dead had used Buddy Holly’s ode to enduring love to close out hundreds of concerts over the years.

The packed house Sunday night danced in the aisles to the bouncy beat after a night of honoring the Dead and other recipients of the lifetime achievement award for artistic accomplishment: director Francis Ford Coppola, jazz trumpeter Arturo Sandoval and singer-songwriter Bonnie Raitt. The venerable Harlem theater The Apollo, which has launched generations of Black artists, also was recognized.

The annual gala at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts always features personalized tributes with performances and testimonials from fellow artists. Medallions were presented during the traditional Saturday night ceremony at the State Department.

In the first of the night’s tributes, Emmylou Harris and Dave Matthews performed a cover of Raitt’s duet with the late John Prine, “Angel from Montgomery.”…

Coppola received a tribute filled with previous Kennedy Center honorees, including Robert De Niro, Martin Scorsese, Al Pacino and George Lucas. All described an iconoclastic and driven auteur who loved to nurture and support younger filmmakers.

“What Francis does creatively is jump off cliffs,” Lucas said. “When you spend enough time with Francis, you begin to believe you can jump off cliffs, too.”

Sandoval’s tribute featured multiple performances from an all-star band featuring Trombone Shorty and pianist Chucho Valdez from Sandoval’s original band, plus a flamenco dance performance by Timo Nunez. It also included a bit of light roast comedy from actor Andy Garcia…

The official 47th Annual Kennedy Center Honors class photo, Seated: Arturo Sandoval, Francis Ford Coppola, Bonnie Raitt, @BobWeir and #MickeyHart @GratefulDead
Back row: Michelle Ebanks, Kamilah Forbes, Jonelle Procope of Apollo Theater, Bill Kreutzmann (Grateful Dead). pic.twitter.com/ZqLj11AaWI

— Gary Carmell (@gcarmell) December 9, 2024

Local paper, the Washington Post, on “A one-night ‘church’ of soul, blues, jazz and jams”:

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H5N1 & COVID-19 Coronavirus Updates: December 11, 2024

by Anne Laurie|  December 11, 20246:41 am| 41 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Foreign Affairs, H5N1 Bird Flu

This is a long overdue development. Bulk milk testing is the primary way we are finding H5N1 outbreaks on farms and, by extension, able to offer antivirals to exposed or infected farmworkers. I am glad to see this extended to more than a handful of states. https://t.co/rVBFDFe2CT

— Jennifer Nuzzo, DrPH (@JenniferNuzzo) December 6, 2024

The U.S. Department of Agriculture announced that it is instituting a mandatory milk testing program that should provide a much clearer picture of how widespread the virus is in the country’s dairy industry.

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— STAT (@statnews.bsky.social) December 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM

#USDA confirmed 22 more #H5N1 #birdflu infected dairy herds today, 21 in California & 1 in Nevada, its first.
The cumulative national total is 742 in 16 states.
www.aphis.usda.gov/livestock-po…

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— Helen Branswell (@helenbranswell.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 9:30 AM

Genetic analysis finds H5N1 in California child most similar to cattle genotype

Sequencing didn't show any mutations that hint at greater infectivity, transmissibility, or resistance to neuraminidase inhibitors.https://t.co/sqUfatCid2 pic.twitter.com/V84qhMUVEp

— CIDRAP (@CIDRAP) December 10, 2024

Thread:

If an #H5N1 pandemic starts tomorrow or in three months, there will be little mystery as to how it happened. The conditions are all there. They have been for a while.
So in some ways the more interesting question to me at the moment is: Why aren’t we in a pandemic yet?
Story here, 🧵 to come:
🧪#IDSky

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— Kai Kupferschmidt (@kakape.bsky.social) December 6, 2024 at 7:54 AM

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On The Road – Captain C – Road Trip, April 2024 Part 12: National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum Part 4

by WaterGirl|  December 11, 20245:00 am| 8 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

Captain C

We continue with our visit to the Hall of Fame, spanning the last part of Friday and the first part of Saturday, and covering the ’40s thru the ’60s in baseball.

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The National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum, Cooperstown, NYApril 20, 2024

This is the strike zone chart made by (I believe, if not, it was for him) Ted Williams, showing his average in every spot in the strike zone.  Williams, of course, was one of the greatest hitters of all time, and also a skilled fighter pilot who lost 5 years to World War II and the Korean War, including time as John Glenn’s wingman.

Monday Night Open Thread: Happy Thought

by Anne Laurie|  December 10, 202410:27 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: Media, Republican Politics, Something Good Open Thread

Just saw Alex Wagner interview Angelo Curosone RE palace intrigue at Fox & the strong possibility the other three Murdoch children in the family trust might overpower Lachlan & change the direction of the entire corporation, including Fox News, & now I may be more eager for Rupert to kick than Trump

— Dana Houle (@danahoule.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 9:28 PM

Backstory, per the Guardian:

A Nevada court dealt nonagenarian media mogul Rupert Murdoch a major blow on Monday. And one that could – potentially – shatter his plans to secure his rightwing legacy.

Behind closed doors, Murdoch has been involved in a legal battle for control of the family’s media assets, pitching the mogul and Lachlan Murdoch, his political protege and heir apparent, against the patriarch’s three other oldest children.

The battle isn’t about money – it’s about power. The senior Murdoch wanted to change the family’s trust to ensure that Lachlan, CEO of Fox Corporation and chairman of News Corp, would control the empire after his death rather than sharing power with his siblings James, Elisabeth and Prudence…

The spat will not end here but by failing to secure his eldest as his rightwing successor, Murdoch now faces the prospect that following his death – more liberal Murdochs may want a say in the the content flowing from what is now the world’s most powerful conservative media empire.

That Fox News, the Wall Street Journal, the Times, the Sun, the Australian and others under the News Corp umbrella could move in a different political direction would be bad for business, as Murdoch’s attorneys are believed to have argued in court. Fox News is the most-watched cable news show in the US and reported revenues of $14bn for fiscal year 2024. But while that may or may not happen, the business won’t benefit from replacing a media titan like Murdoch with squabbling siblings.

“This is the end of News Corp,” said a former high-level Murdoch lieutenant speaking on condition of anonymity. “The whole point is that unless one person runs it they can’t make decisions so they will fight over the direction of Fox News. Who is the editor of the Wall Street Journal? It will be controlled by the kids, become directionless, and lose its rightwing focus,”…

Just losing this fight can’t have been good for the old man’s blood pressure, either, I’m thinking.

Open for debate, if you’re squeamish about karma, but…

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