James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89
— David S. Bernstein (@dbernstein.bsky.social) August 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Per the Blogmaster’s rule: James Dobson just made the world a slightly better place.
he will be confined to a blanket and a hundred toddlers will beat him with wooden spoons any time he steps off of it for all eternity.
— Michan Connor (@michanconnor.bsky.social) August 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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… More than 1,000 quote-skeets on this, and I’ve never seen so many ways to celebrate
— David S. Bernstein (@dbernstein.bsky.social) August 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Quicksand
What kind of depraved, soulless, moral monster would celebrate someone like James Dobson’s death?
THIS KIND!!!!! WOOO!!!
Ryan
Ding_dong_the_witch_is_dead.mp4
Baud
A good reminder of how long these people have been working to bring us to where we are now.
espierce
Let me know where he’s buried please!
Asking for a friend.
Warblewarble
@espierce: Let me know too, asking for lots of friends.
cain
Looks like he’s finally lost focus on the family and well, focused keeping the devils away from him in whatever lake of fire he belongs in.
mali muso
As I said in an earlier thread, as an exvangelical who was raised in the shadow of his pernicious teachings (parents were big on his books and Focus on the Family materials), I only wish I still believed in hell so that I could enjoy the thought of him in it. The amount of pain and suffering he facilitated is hard to calculate and certainly our current political moment owes a huge debt to his malign influence. I will be raising a glass tonight to toast his departure from this mortal coil.
NutmegAgain
Among the many tortures I would wish on this gobshite are included lots and lots of very painful dog bites, in perpetuity.
Fester Addams
When anyone dies, almost anyone, I believe the world diminished. There are exceptions.
Melancholy Jaques
@Baud:
And they show no signs of slowing down.
Fuck that guy & every other right wing asshole.
Trollhattan
My only regret is Frank Zappa was not around to give him the Jimmy Swaggart treatment.
Take out the trash, Lord.
Ten Bears
G’ma said never speak ill of the dead: if you don’t have anything good to say don’t
I don’t have anything to say …
bbleh
He will be confined to a blanket and a hundred toddlers will beat him with wooden spoons any time he steps off of it for all eternity.
I had something mind more like strapped face-down and spread-eagled plus devils and pitchforks …
Nix Besser
@espierce: And where I can pick up a gallon of coffee and a six pack of beer on the way.
If you know what I mean and I think that you do.
Butch
Attributed variously to Moms Mabley, Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, and others:
“I was always taught never to say anything about the dead unless it’s good. He’s dead. Good!”
rikyrah
So,
their are clinging to the Whiteness like their Elders…
what a shock…
NOT
Zachary Donnini (@ZacharyDonnini) posted at 8:15 AM on Thu, Aug 21, 2025:
At the heart of the Democratic collapse: young White men are registering as Republicans in unprecedented numbers.
Gen Z is on track to be the most pro-GOP generation since the Great Depression. t.co/9FTcrafW1V
(x.com/ZacharyDonnini/status/1958518197487030542?t=vduP8qfXgnXnrAkp74XbsQ&s=03)
espierce
@Nix Besser:
I’ve ordered a small keg, figured there might be people to share with.
Professor Bigfoot
@Quicksand: “I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read many an obituary with great satisfaction.” ;^)
Deputinize America
@rikyrah:
That was what segregation academies, homeschooling and all the hyperevangelical movements have been about.
Its going to take 3 generations and some genuine economic, war and natural disaster spawned crises to get back to where we were in 2008.
rikyrah
Micah Erfan
@micah_erfan
The Trump CDC just took down its public database showing that red states have higher homicide rates than blue states.
x.com/micah_erfan/status/1958291948357419016
rikyrah
Renee (@PettyLupone) posted at 9:49 AM on Thu, Aug 21, 2025:
Just so we’re clear, khive was always right about her and y’all still owe us a thanks for making sure she never made it to Congress.
She has a standing bias against any effort Dems make toward reasonable progress.
The new Cali map isn’t retaliation. It’s a response in wartime. t.co/OsnBSZvRId
(https://x.com/PettyLupone/status/1958541893978984577?t=1K1fBOtGEKgzdgXPTDiOOw&s=03)
rikyrah
I haven’t had a solid night’s sleep since Inauguration Day.
I will never forgive those who helped make this nightmare happen.
rikyrah
The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) posted at 8:43 AM on Thu, Aug 21, 2025:
-Trump just bought $100 MILLION in bonds
-When Interest Rates go down, bond prices go up
-Trump has been pushing for interest rate cuts he would personally benefit from
Unheard of levels of corruption and grift. Yet Republicans say nothing. t.co/bRR5aqLiOR
(https://x.com/TheTNHoller/status/1958525326578872556?t=nZszavSfHWKC1-GXMhP2tg&s=03)
Westyny
@espierce: it would be thoughtful to have a water fountain nearby.
Tim in SF
I’m deeply saddened he lived this long. It’s a shame he wasn’t poisoned to death in the eighties by someone with a gay relative.
rikyrah
FOH
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) posted at 1:39 PM on Thu, Aug 21, 2025:
JD Vance on homelessness: “I don’t know why we accepted that it was reasonable to have crazy people yelling at our kids. You should not have to cross the street in downtown Atlanta to avoid a crazy person yelling at your family. Those are your streets.” t.co/5X6kbewb1H
(https://x.com/atrupar/status/1958599778297946449?t=B7XjwNmluOfvaCp7Pe5Crw&s=03)
rikyrah
LIAR
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) posted at 1:10 PM on Thu, Aug 21, 2025:
JD Vance: “It’s about kicking illegal aliens the hell out of this country so we can preserve healthcare for the American families who need it.” t.co/tWw29Xo3gl
(https://x.com/atrupar/status/1958592447971266967?t=qCyX-dRz3J7rxOtV5gZydw&s=03)
Chetan Murthy
It’s possible everybody here already knows, but just in case: thebaffler.com/salvos/the-long-con
About the nexus between fundamentalist religious grifters and the G(r)OP, how it all started in the early 70s, and how it was the basis of the funding and outreach model of the modern G(r)OP.
Bokonon
Bingo.
I am constantly amazed that few pundits or observers connect the rise in homeschooling and hyper-religious private schools with the rise of extreme partisanship, disdain for science, and lack of critical thinking that we are seeing in the American voting public. These things didn’t just happen because of social media and influencers – people were wired in before that. And this succession movement away from public schools and a common civic culture is changing the electorate. For 30 years now, they have been producing wave after wave of “spiritual warriors” that the Democrats simply cannot reach with their messaging.
Steve in the ATL
@rikyrah: good lord. I’m not creative enough to make up a lie about a causative relationship between those two things.
Splitting Image
Congratulations to James Dobson on attaining his lifelong goal of being tortured in hell for all eternity.
May his conscience be never free from the torments of remorse, and his bottom be never free from the prickings of little forks.
–ly Ballou
For being so big on the Bible and all, you’d think the man might have reflected at some point on that verse concerning millstones hung around necks. Well.
Bokonon
Well … it is brilliant little piece of fascism from the standpoint of sustaining MAGA anger and resentment. It’s all so simple. If your healthcare sucks, BLAME AN IMMIGRANT. If your job situation sucks, BLAME AN IMMIGRANT. If your housing costs are unsustainable, BLAME AN IMMIGRANT. And you should CLAP HARDER when ICE comes and sweeps them up and puts them in detention camps – those CRIMINALS took your quality of life away! And now Trump is going to make them suffer! Payback time!
Filthy and dirty and disgusting and stupid. And effective.
WTFGhost
Dobson’s concept of heaven and hell don’t make a lot of sense to me. That said, he brings to mind an old joke to the effect of “he’s given a choice of doors to go through, one to heaven, and one to hell, but he’s not told which is which – he must choose, by watching who goes through which. When he sees some good, kind, helpful, and, honestly, a bit socialism-tinged liberals being directed to the door to heaven, he giggles almost Satanically, and dives through the door into hell.”
Sorry – pain is too bad to write the proper sendup, but, you know, Dobson doesn’t deserve a proper sendup. He’s not worth the energy. Since he is dead, the air in his city is that much more pleasant to breathe.
piratedan
may he arrive at his perceived concept of Heaven and be informed that thru his thoughts and deeds, he has been found wanting and will spend an eternity in purgatory.
WTFGhost
@Ten Bears: That concept comes from ancient Greece, or so I’ve heard, and the idea was, “don’t raise accusations against a man who can’t defend himself.” Can I promise I’m correct? No – but I remembered thinking “oooooh, yeah, that makes *sense*.”
(Oh, no, I’m not being sexist, though I might be mistaken – I don’t think the Greeks thought much about women or slaves being defamed post-death, hence “a man who can’t defend himself.”)
Well, that doesn’t seem to have any bearing on stating facts in the historical record that you find deplorable – as long as you’re willing to be humble, “I didn’t read the whole book, but the idea of whipping a dog just sickened me, maybe if I’d read the whole book, yadda yadda.” That is not raising an accusation that the man can’t defend against – *he* wrote the effing book!
In today’s world, especially, with our information glut about everything, you can allow people to present you with explanations from talks and interviews, in an attempt to sway your opinion. So I gather the concept is intended to say “don’t say Dobson gave you a wedgie in high school! He’s not here to defend himself!” and not to forbid saying “he seems like a vile human being from his writings.”
mrmoshpotato
@Nix Besser:
Case of water too – you’re gonna have to rehydrate.
mrmoshpotato
@rikyrah: Oh, gargle my balls, Vance!
Trollhattan
Two possible ledes:
I promise this is on-topic/
A day ending in “y”.
Shocked face is in the shop.
Black_Onion
defector.com/james-dobson-is-dead-was-a-monster
The tags on this are just *chef’s kiss*
Read More:
fuck off,
james dobson
Obituarie
This comment made me laugh so loud I frightened my cat.
ask not for whom the bell tolls
it tolls for james dobson, which is awesome
WTFGhost
@mrmoshpotato: Ewwww. Me, I wouldn’t put my precious balls anywhere near that vile mouth.
(No offense intended – the straight line was too good to pass up.)
JerseyBeard
I highly recommend the obit over at LGM. Chefs kiss.
Jackie
@Trollhattan: The Daily Mail is a dubious source – but as the saying goes about smoke and fire… worth waiting to see if this rumor catches hold with the MSM. I couldn’t care less, other than the usual hypocrisy of the right.
RevRick
@Ten Bears: Dobson is dead. Good.
Beaten byButch.
Odie Hugh Manatee
My Mom always said to not speak ill of the dead. Mom wasn’t always right about things but she had a good heart, unlike James Dobson and his hate group. The best thing I can say about Dobson’s life is that he’s finally dead and we are rid of him forever.
I offer my condolences to those who suffered because of Dobson and join them in celebrating the bastard’s death. Fuck his family and those who supported him, I hope they follow Dobson real soon.
Elizabelle
Better that he had never lived.
mrmoshpotato
@WTFGhost: Hahaha! I understand.
mrmoshpotato
@Elizabelle:
Same for the Kremlin-humping, orange shitstain.
Geminid
@Jackie: The Daily Mail specializes in this type of story. They’re the ones who drove Katie Hill out of Congress, by printing revenge-porn pics provided by her vindictive husband.
And a story they printed about Jessica Cisneros very likely caused her primary loss to Henry Cuellar in 2022. Cisneros lost by around 240 votes after the Daily Mail reported on an affair she allegedly was carrying on with a former higher school teacher, a married man.
Their source? the angry wife’s hairdresser, who was not named. That anonymous hairdresser met the Daily Mail’s editorial gold standard.
Jackie
@Geminid: Yeah, that’s why I didn’t post that innuendo here myself. Like I said, I’m waiting to see IF it’s picked up by the MSM with proven facts before giving it any credibility.
Mike in Pasadena
Did someone drive a stake through his heart and empty a revolver loaded with silver bullets through his chest? Otherwise, I don’t believe he’s dead. The antichrist is probably still alive in his crypt drinking the blood of little girls. Put a mirror under his nose. Jam a syringe in his face a dozen times to be sure. Pure, unadulterated evil is hard to kill. Fuck Dobson.
But I don’t feel strongly about this. My hatred of that pile of excrement is without limit.
Geminid
@Jackie: I guess you could say what goes around, comes around. Cuellar is under indictment now, for taking bribes from some Azerbaijanis. I think his trial is set for this fall.
If Cuellar is convicted, that will set up a barnburner of a special election. Republicans have been gunning for TX28 all decade. Trump won it last year, but Cuellar ran 7 points ahead of Harris to win reelection.
If the Republican gerrymander holds up, I think the special election will still be held in the old district. That one will be lit! as we olds say.
Mike in Pasadena
I’ve been saving a bottle of champagne in the basement tiny fridge to celebrate the imminent debilitating stroke or death of a certain politician. However, this devil’s death will do. A cork will pop tonight.
Mike in Pasadena
@Fester Addams: could this be an exception, maybe?
laura
I trust J Dobson is doing laps in Satan’s grease trap. Who urges parents to beat their children starting in their infancy. I wish peace and relief to all who have grown up in households under that abuse….for jesus.
Mike in Pasadena
@rikyrah: same here
Gretchen
Talia Lavin’s book Wild Faith talks about how physical punishment and demands for unquestioning obedience is ubiquitous Amon evangelicals, with terrible results for out politics. hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia-lavin/wild-faith/9780306829192/
Ben Cisco
Let me officially say…
NAUGHT
Andrew Abshier
@espierce: I want the beer concession nearby.
Mike in Pasadena
UncleEbeneezer
Neo-Nazi Lucas Gage Plots Congressional Run:
Eric S.
@mrmoshpotato: rehydrate early and often.
Jackie
@UncleEbeneezer: More from your link:
Running in a BLUE DISTRICT??? Does he actually believe Democrats and Independents would vote for him? Hopefully he listens to his wife.
Yutsano
As I had hoped, there is a thread on this.
All I can say is WTF took you so long Shaytan???
WendyBinFL
Back in the 1980s, when my husband and I relocated from the Northeast to South Florida with our two very young children, I sought new friends by joining several Mommy-and-me groups. Met one wonderful gal at the neighborhood synagogue, one at the local community college, and several through a community playgroup-matching organization, some of whom remain closer than kin more than 40 years later. The one total loss was a church-based group where the mommies focused (haha) on Focus on the Family. All self-congratulatory about corporal punishment. Never met a creepier cadre. Ugh!
Paul in KY
@Nix Besser: Gotta stay hydrated…
Paul in KY
@Bokonon: Classic fascist stuff. Goering spoke of how it’s done when he was being interrogated post-war.
Death Panel Truck
So long, you rotten bastard.