Just got back from a night on the town. I need grease. And carbs. And fluids.
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Just got back from a night on the town. I need grease. And carbs. And fluids.
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Alison
I’m hoping your most recent tweet is not related to your night on the town.
burnspbesq
Make sure you get something from all four major food groups: caffeine, sugar, cholesterol, and grease.
I recommend a chorizo and egg burrito, an apple fritter, and a Super Big Gulp of Mountain Dew. If that doesn’t kill ya, you’re immortal.
maven
You said you were a homebody…..
You are what you eat John Cole……….
Mother.
Mustang Bobby
I’m making coffee. Want some?
hw3
mmmm… coffee.
specialed
What town would that be? Wellsburg or nearby? Very exciting. Lol
hhex65
This made me wonder if ‘grease’ isn’t actually a ‘fluid’ in and of itself– and it isn’t:
like mixing Guinness, Jameson and Baileys, I think.
Bago
Remember the lipids will float atop the fluids, so I would go grease last, unless you start bringing in the b vitamins. Then you want some grease to capture b vitamins to delay release into the tract.
freelancer (iPhone)
RIP Ron Shock
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Shock
Odie Hugh Manatee
“I need grease. And carbs. And fluids.”
You sound like a high performance car that needs work. You also sound like you’re well greased already so no need to get up on the rack.
TheMightyTrowel
Wednesday night is pub night in my dept. Mmm porter from Australia’s top microbrewery and piles of chips all washed down by leftover 3 bean chili. Happy now.
S. cerevisiae
Go get some street tacos. Late nite carnitas rule.
NotMax
Pasta carbonara and a bold red wine.
That should do the trick.
Or cold leftover pizza and shots of whatever is hiding in the back of the liquor cabinet.
Randy P
In Philly we call that “a cheesesteak”.
Well, maybe not the fluids. You need a beer for that.
Schlemizel
water soluble vitamins too! After a night on the town you need your B’s and C along with plenty of fluids. Replacing these before going to bed really cuts down on the deleterious after-affects of town life
lacp
You were out shaving until 3 in the morning? Better man than I am.
Clime Acts
So is this most recent debauchery part of the overall lifestyle/nutrition/exercise/weight reduction program you were championing just a few weeks ago in response to your father’s health scare?
If so, you might be doing it wrong.
Tim
This is why you’re fat Mr. Cole.
serge
It’s pretty bad if you need grease…been there.
grove cleave
wtf does a night on the town look like for the unabomber?
follow up question:
could you be convinced to attend nrn if enough booze was involved?