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You are here: Home / Humorous / I Can Not Believe It!!

I Can Not Believe It!!

by John Cole|  January 8, 200412:19 am| 4 Comments

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I have to admit- I am as surprised as Michael Demmons that my political doppelganger, Matt Stinson, was a part of the creation of a Bush/Hitler ad. I just don’t know what to think.

And I thought I knew Matt, as we talk almost every day. I wonder what other evil he and his brother Michael are up to.

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  1. 1.

    Matthew Stinson

    January 8, 2004 at 12:29 am

    Damn you Cole! Just for that, I’m going to start calling you and Juan Cole the same person!

  2. 2.

    Slartibartfast

    January 8, 2004 at 12:40 am

    He’s got you, John. I think I’d stand down, if I were you.

  3. 3.

    HH

    January 8, 2004 at 1:32 am

    Anyone know if Conason has condemned this stuff this week?

  4. 4.

    caleb

    January 8, 2004 at 9:28 am

    I would think this would be filed under: MMMMUUUUUAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

    ;-)

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