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You are here: Home / John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House" / I’m in a Shitty Mood

I’m in a Shitty Mood

by John Cole|  July 24, 20236:36 pm| 55 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

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I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning and have been pissy all damned day. I am also hot, even though it is only 85 out and my indoor temp is 76 or so. I am at this moment soaking from a cold shower I took and sitting butt ass naked on my chair with a fan on me.

I have no idea why I am in such a mood, either.

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  1. 1.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 24, 2023 at 6:38 pm

    Is it just me, or have your moods been less than optimal ever since Joelle headed back to Arizona?

  2. 2.

    AM in NC

    July 24, 2023 at 6:38 pm

    Well you can do like I do and blame it on the menopause.

  3. 3.

    cain

    July 24, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: More like when he started his diet. :

    Cole sitting buck naked with a fan is the new American Gothic.

  4. 4.

    trollhattan

    July 24, 2023 at 6:40 pm

    Butt ass naked sounds like the beginning of the uptick.

    Pants are for losers, mazel tov!

  5. 5.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 24, 2023 at 6:42 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Pants are for losers, mazel tov!

    The Baud 20XX campaign slogan!

  6. 6.

    schrodingers_cat

    July 24, 2023 at 6:42 pm

    Try coloring it can be very relaxing!

  7. 7.

    MattF

    July 24, 2023 at 6:43 pm

    This is the best Musk/Twitter comment I’ve seen, made me larf.

  8. 8.

    Betsy

    July 24, 2023 at 6:43 pm

    Humidity is worse than just heat.  Why I hate early September.

  9. 9.

    KenK

    July 24, 2023 at 6:48 pm

    John, envisioning you butt-assed naked under a fan is making me a bit pissy. Thanks for spreading the good cheer ;).

    Stay cool.

  10. 10.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 24, 2023 at 6:51 pm

    @MattF: I think it may finally be time to X-it that place.

  11. 11.

    Elizabelle

    July 24, 2023 at 6:56 pm

    @MattF: hilarious.  And not wrong!

  12. 12.

    Brachiator

    July 24, 2023 at 6:57 pm

    @MattF:

    the best Musk/Twitter comment I’ve seen, made me larf.

    It was very good. Hit the spot.

  13. 13.

    Rugosa

    July 24, 2023 at 7:07 pm

    Are you getting your period?

  14. 14.

    Kelly

    July 24, 2023 at 7:16 pm

    Hilarious news, Microsoft and Meta have trademarks using X. Musk’s X maybe OK but lawyers are saying if those two want to fight it they could make a lot of trouble.

  15. 15.

    Mr. Prosser

    July 24, 2023 at 7:17 pm

    Don’t forget to febreze your chair when you feel better

  16. 16.

    MagdaInBlack

    July 24, 2023 at 7:18 pm

    Come sit by me, John. I’m so crabby you could make crab-cakes with me. No clue why either. Ok, I have a clue: people. 😉

  17. 17.

    laura

    July 24, 2023 at 7:19 pm

    That’s been me several non-consecutive days in the last week of way too hot- I just can’t stand myself/crabby/out of sorts and all I could do was endure the day, hydrate and go to bed early. Read some stuff, petted the dog, tried to not harsh on the spouse, smoke a bowl, stare out the back door and find whatever peace could be found in the backyard. Some days are just like that.

  18. 18.

    A Lurker

    July 24, 2023 at 7:25 pm

    Práctica tu español.

    Te dará algo constructivo en lo que pensar.

  19. 19.

    MomSense

    July 24, 2023 at 7:28 pm

    Between the daily deluge of stupid and cruelty, the grieving about climate change and democracy in jeopardy-we are all feeling terrible stress.

  20. 20.

    lowtechcyclist

    July 24, 2023 at 7:30 pm

    Join the peasants in their revels. Go to church. Write your memoirs.

  21. 21.

    Jay

    July 24, 2023 at 7:42 pm

    Could be worse.

    The place we used to live in the hills, south of Kamloops is under evacuation due to the Ross Moore Lake fire, and the neighbor just south of us, let me know today that he’s evacuated all his cattle, and spot fires are breaking out on his property from wind borne embers.

    The fire is still not under control.

  22. 22.

    Chris T.

    July 24, 2023 at 7:43 pm

    @AM in NC:

    Well you can do like I do and blame it on the menopause.

    Man-opause.

  23. 23.

    Hoppie

    July 24, 2023 at 7:44 pm

    wrong thread

  24. 24.

    dexwood

    July 24, 2023 at 7:59 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Well done.

  25. 25.

    dexwood

    July 24, 2023 at 8:00 pm

    @Rugosa: Can’t you do better than that?

  26. 26.

    MagdaInBlack

    July 24, 2023 at 8:07 pm

    @laura: I’ve found that a bowl on the balcony does wonders on “those kinda days.”

  27. 27.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 24, 2023 at 8:09 pm

    @MagdaInBlack:

    Come sit by me, John. I’m so crabby you could make crab-cakes with me. No clue why either. Ok, I have a clue: people. 😉

    Did you just skip over the “butt ass naked” part of the post? 😁

  28. 28.

    Scout211

    July 24, 2023 at 8:12 pm

    @Jay: oh no. Being from California, I have a great deal of empathy for people in fire areas. Are they fighting this fire or letting it burn?

  29. 29.

    Baud

    July 24, 2023 at 8:12 pm

    The Barbie movie is adversely affecting all manly men, Cole. You’re not alone.

  30. 30.

    FlyingToaster

    July 24, 2023 at 8:17 pm

    It could be worse.

    My barn* was struck by lightning Friday night during the Hub’s Big Ass Electrical Storm, and sent the power surge up the conduit to the house.  Killed a fuckton of connectivity and electrical equipment and ethernet and circuit breakers and on-demand hot water and basement HVAC and….

    But the Fire Inspector and the wire inspector cleared us, and the non-barn repairs are complete.  The insurance is in progress and we’re replacing the dead electrical equipment (all the fucking TVs) as we go.

    * in 1920, it was a carriage barn.  By 1950 it had been converted to a very small 1 car garage.  In 2022 it was converted to a storage shed holding wire frame shelves full of bins, luggage, and 2 wine fridges plus 1 chest freezer.  It took enough damage from the fire, and putting out of same, that it’s probably going to need to be razed and rebuilt.

  31. 31.

    dr. bloor

    July 24, 2023 at 8:18 pm

    @MomSense: Trying to tease apart the existential from the intrapsychic is going to drive untold numbers of therapists to drink over the next few decades.

  32. 32.

    Steeplejack

    July 24, 2023 at 8:20 pm

    @Baud:

    True. I can feel my grip on the patriarchy loosening. Unsettling.

  33. 33.

    Steeplejack

    July 24, 2023 at 8:24 pm

    @FlyingToaster:

    Light a candle to Reddy Kilowatt.

  34. 34.

    FlyingToaster

    July 24, 2023 at 8:27 pm

    @Steeplejack: Damn Skippy.

  35. 35.

    mvr

    July 24, 2023 at 8:30 pm

    Cole in OP:

     I have no idea why I am in such a mood, either.

    Get that completely. For me I think it’s the cumulative effect of lots of things that really have very little to do with my own pretty lucky life. Just worrying about the world I mostly won’t have to live in.

    OTOH, it could also be coming home from a too short vacation to a not functioning 1 year old heat pump/air conditioner with our 3 hottest days of the year coming up and heat warnings every which way I turn.

  36. 36.

    satby

    July 24, 2023 at 8:31 pm

    Same John. Except I’m wearing clothes.

  37. 37.

    Jay

    July 24, 2023 at 8:44 pm

    @Scout211:

    They are fighting the south east corner, where it could cut off the 5A, which is many peoples escape route.

    The Haughton’s property is just next door to the place I built and we lived for 20 years, and right now there is just 20 acres between where we lived and the front of the fire, north of the fire.

  38. 38.

    Ohio Mom

    July 24, 2023 at 8:46 pm

    @cain: I think you might be on to something, the diet-mood correlation needs exploring. Could end up being unrelated but maybe not.

    I am not particularly grumpy but I am bored these days.

  39. 39.

    Honus

    July 24, 2023 at 8:59 pm

    Maybe try some naked mopping?  Although I guess that was back in your drinking days.

  40. 40.

    catclub

    July 24, 2023 at 9:07 pm

    @Betsy: ​
     

    Humidity is worse than just heat.

    When the Miami Heat were started my mother said they should name a Miami baseball team the Humidity.

  41. 41.

    BeautifulPlumage

    July 24, 2023 at 9:16 pm

    I think I remember you had an exam with labs recently? If not, having your thyroid levels checked would be advised. Could also be your androgen hormones dropping off?

    And you probably just wanted to vent, so never mind my ‘advice’.

  42. 42.

    AJ of the Mustard Search and Rescue Team

    July 24, 2023 at 9:23 pm

    I figured out how to rewire my Costco air fryer into a Tucker Carlson-endorsed infra-red sack tanner. So I got that goin for me.

  43. 43.

    Dr. Jakyll and Miss Deride

    July 24, 2023 at 9:24 pm

    @Baud: As a guy, the whole Barbie phenomenon is beyond my Ken.

  44. 44.

    Shana

    July 24, 2023 at 9:25 pm

    I know why I’m hot as hell. It’s because I’m taking an estrogen blocker after breast cancer surgery and radiation treatment and now all my menopause symptoms are back. Not as bad as when I first hit menopause because that was godawful, putting my head in the freezer awful, but still not great. I even bought a small portable fan to take on a couple of upcoming vacations because I’d be miserable without one.

  45. 45.

    Ella in New Mexico

    July 24, 2023 at 9:35 pm

    I always blame those types of days on bad sleep.

    Or alcohol, and since you don’t drink anymore check the sleep part.

  46. 46.

    Ryan

    July 24, 2023 at 9:56 pm

    Molotov!

  47. 47.

    Ohio Mom

    July 24, 2023 at 9:58 pm

    @Shana: I just switched oncologists — the old one moved out of town — and the new one can’t believe I want to stay on Arimidex even after my ten years are up in October. I am the odd duck without any bothersome side effects.

    She’s very unenthusiastic about my idea. But as long as my bones and heart hold up, I don’t see why I should go off it, ever. I expect the science to catch up with my approach, eventually.

  48. 48.

    Manyakitty

    July 24, 2023 at 10:04 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: I’ve been a raw nerve for the past few weeks. Can’t get past it. Just aggravated and edgy AF. Glad and sorry to hear I’m not alone in this.

  49. 49.

    Manyakitty

    July 24, 2023 at 10:06 pm

    @Steeplejack: I have a Reddy Kilowatt comic book around here somewhere.

  50. 50.

    different-church-lady

    July 24, 2023 at 10:39 pm

    I’ve been in that mood for a month now.

  51. 51.

    Manyakitty

    July 24, 2023 at 10:52 pm

    @different-church-lady: something needs to give, but I don’t see what. 😐

  52. 52.

    The Up and Up

    July 24, 2023 at 10:52 pm

    I’m in a shitty mood also. I’d go to the therapist to discuss but that’s one of my problems. The clinic is short staffed, several left on vacation, there is frequent turnover.

    The anti-vax brothers, looking for my brother, paid a visit to the parents’ place. They have since come down with COVID-19. I’m staying away from everyone just to be safe. Some fascist city in the state is coming after me, because they can. You might think “But it’s close to Seattle!” It’s MAGA territory. The kind where no one bothers to run against the incumbents other than the gadfly who ALL CAPS his campaign platform in the voters guide. Get on the council, serve until you die thirty years later. Why did I ever volunteer for that burg? Because as a chyron here suggests, “Don’t be the monsters we hate.”

  53. 53.

    BQuimby

    July 24, 2023 at 11:43 pm

    “I sat with my anger long enough until she told me her name was grief.”. CS Lewis

  54. 54.

    Steeplejack

    July 25, 2023 at 1:56 am

    @BQuimby:

    Interesting quote. I have been fumbling around in that area.

  55. 55.

    MomSense

    July 25, 2023 at 7:53 am

    @AJ of the Mustard Search and Rescue Team:

    Ha!! Also I read it “so I got that groin for me” .

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