Bad enough that we are back to Osama:
President Bush, stressing that Americans face an ongoing threat from terrorists, shared intelligence on Wednesday asserting that Osama bin Laden was working in 2005 to set up a unit inside Iraq to hit U.S. targets.
Much of the information Bush cited in a commencement address at the U.S. Coast Guard Academy described terrorism plots already revealed, but he fleshed out details and highlighted U.S. successes in foiling planned attacks.
Bush said that intelligence showed that in January 2005, bin Laden tasked Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, his senior operative in Iraq, to set up the cell to use Iraq as a staging ground for attacks in the United States. Al-Zarqawi was killed in Iraq in June 2006 by a U.S. airstrike.
This information expanded on a classified bulletin the Homeland Security Department issued in March 2005. The bulletin, which warned that bin Laden had enlisted al-Zarqawi to plan potential strikes in the United States, was described at the time as credible but not specific. It did not prompt the administration to raise its national terror alert level.
OSAMA! BOO!
Wilfred
According to Debka, it went down like this:
Osama, who everybody thought was dead, wasn’t. He told Zarqawi to lose the beard, learn some English fast, get some chinos and penny loafers (to look more American), get on a plane to Mexico City, cross the border to Arizona (not wearing the chinos and loafers, and not talking), go to the first Mosque he could find, get some other guys and commence to blowing shit up.
That was the plan. But Zarqawi realized that if he left Iraq, the Americans would follow him home, i.e. back to America, not his real, actual home, which was in Jordan. So he stayed in Iraq and the terror level stayed the same.
ed
I recall that the 9/11 attacks were planned somewhere other than Iraq. To believe that OBL would want to plan terrorist attacks on America from the middle of a civil war stretches credulity beyond the breaking point.
Such attacks can be planned anywhere, as they involve quite limited numbers of people and financing. George Bush has been caught in so many lies, he has to hire staff to call Barney for him. More BS from the Deciderator.
cleek
and Zarqawi’s all like “Dude, WTF? I got enough to do here! Don’t you have a couple-dozen #3’s you could give this to?”
S.W. Anderson
Well gosh darn, how convenient, to be able to pull this out of its musty folder two years after the fact, when Bush desperately wants public support, or at least a more frightened public.
Actually, this smacks of something cooked up by the same rectal neoplasms who gave us all that crap about WMD and an Iraqi A-bomb delivered by boat to the East Coast.
jg
Fear! People want you dead, they hate you, they hate your way of life, they are planning to come here to kill you.
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And the democrats are making it happen.
The Other Steve
Convenient fact left out…
Osama would not be able to setup a unit inside Iraq if the Americans were not there.
RSA
“All right. You’ve covered your ass, now.”
Zifnab
Little known fact. After 9/11, Osama fled across the Pakistani border where he was frozen in carbonite and shipped to Iraq. Bush was about to capture him, but the Democrats distracted everyone by trying to kill Terri Shavio and Osama got away.
Faux News
Osama or Obama? Faux News wants to know.
ThymeZone
Does this mean he’s Wanted: Dead or Alive again?
Those pathetic fools in our government don’t even realize that nobody listens to them any more.
Bin Laden is the new Unibomber.
Dave
**cough**bullshit**cough**
scarshapedstar
Oops, I Crapped My Pants!
tBone
He’s seen a million faces, and he rocked them all.
Maybe Bush watches American Idol, and the Bon Jovi episode reminded him that Osama was still out there.
tBone
“I’m wearing them right now . . . and I just did.”
Jake
This all begs the question: If bin Laden (last known location, Afghanistan) is the root cause of all of the horrible icky things that have or might occur in the US, why the flaming fuck are we in Iraq?
Is this “Nigerian yellow cake” credible or “bin Laden determined to attack US with planes,” credible?
Just wondering.
Zifnab
Depends. Did Clinton say it?
Bubblegum Tate
Clearly, the would-be Liberty University bomber is a part of this plot. You moonbats are too busy hating America to notice this, though.
ThymeZone
Peronally, I think that they figured Bin Laden was determined to attack the US with yellow cakes.
The plan was to deploy millions of spongy yellow cakes into convenience stores across America, and then wait for the collapse of our infrastructure.
It was called the “Twinkie Manifesto.”
caustics
Which, in this context, reminded me of this . Apologies to Jhonnen Vasquez.
ThymeZone
Bush to name Wolfowitz New Head of Al Qaeda.
I think this is long overdue, really.
Rome Again
I understand it was an explosive idea.
ThymeZone
Yes, and cream filled, too.
That’s Slim Pickens riding a 100-megaton nuclear Twinkie down onto Teheran, isn’t it?
Jake
[Groan]
Thymezone has JMD and he’s not afraid to use ’em!
croatoan
That’s because the terror alerts accomplished their purpose: getting Bush reelected.
semper fubar
Wow. I wish I known two years ago how scared I was supposed be be back then.
cleek
at least Time mag isn’t buying Bush’s nonsense:
gex
How is pointing out to us that he, President Bush, has completely and utterly failed to catch this guy supposed to generate support for Bush’s policies? Keep supporting his approach, and this guy will still be around in 2008 plotting against us.
Zifnab
If Al Gore had been President, we would have REALLY never have caught him. Instead we’d be invading Global Warmistan. Is that what you want? Vote Republican.
Tsulagi
Wait a minute! I know the rationale for Iraq goes through sort of a flavor of the month or year kind of thing, but I thought the “We’re fighting them over there so we don’t have to fight them over here” was still in play.
Didn’t our visionary Commander Guy set up Iraq as some gigantic bug zapper that irresistibly draws all jihadis there to their doom? What’s this shit about AQ using Iraq as a staging ground? Almost makes it sound like in the past 4+ years AQ and like groups have actually grown in Iraq using it as a huge training and vetting ground for extremist recruits. And that they don’t know it’s impossible to leave the Decider’s clever trap in Iraq to hit us… over here. Can’t be; someone slipped Decider Man the wrong text to read.
Yeah, sounds like we’re on an AQ/Osama binge at the moment where a lot seems to be AQ “affiliated” or directed. Kind of funny in a way. In trying to scare the base and justify staying in Iraq, they’re sort of acknowledging AQ and their buds have been franchising all over the place during their watch.
Totally fitting where he gave that little speech too. At the U.S. Coast Guard Academy. If you saw a report on 60 Minutes last Sunday, you’d have seen how the admin and Pub Congress brought their collective brilliance and competence to bear on a $24B modernization of the Coast Guard over the past five years for national security. Coast Guard would have been better off if they forgot they existed.
Well, at least the CG can take comfort they weren’t singled out for special attention. Commander Guy brought that standard of brilliance to bear as in all things, and the Republican Congress the same level of oversight, to Iraq and the broader GSAVE. They’ve shown they’re smart and competent like that when they work as a team.
grumpy realist
John, your post has more editorial truth than 99% of the MSM punditry out there commenting.
After a while, one starts wondering if the Coyote really does want to catch the Roadrunner. Maybe he just likes ordering stuff from Acme….
Rome Again
Shhhh! You’re not supposed to remember that!
empty
That’s just scary.
Rome Again
Ooooh, yummy! Got any for me? ;)
Rome Again
I think you might be right.
Tsulagi
LOL Well put, grumpy.
He also likes the rebates from Acme.
Oregonian
Isn’t it odd that Bush released this two-year-old intelligence on the day that Monica testified? It’s almost like he wanted to change the subject or something.
Wilfred
Maybe Bush is a spoof. This is from his speech today:
Ask not for whom the wind breaks, it breaks for thee.
JWeidner
Ah, but whom amongst us hath broken the wind? That is the question…
grumpy realist
Rebates? REBATES? Rebates, foo. Kickbacks under the table, that’s what ol’ Wiley hitched up for.
And all the royalties from the Roadrunner cartoons. If he ever caught him, the whole shindig would have to shut down. This coyote definitely knows where his bread is buttered.
jg
I started out with a typical ‘the object of war…blah blah blah’ answer but as I thought about the quote something occurred to me. Since the Simpsons weren’t the first animated show to lampoon government, is the whole coyote chasing the roadrunner while simutaneously making ACME rich a commentary on the military industrial complex?
Wilfred
More Bush:
Nah nah nah-nah nah (armfarted).
jake
And every Irony-O-Meter in New Orleans will fuse in 5…4…3…
Beej
jake, jake, jake,
How could you? I just got a new computer and now my lovely new keyboard is covered with a mixture of cheesecake and diet pepsi. This is going to cost me money!
Zombie Santa Claus
Scoff all you want, moonbats; but if Bush catches Osama on January 18, 2009, history will vindicate him. If he travels to Pakistan and catches him personally in March of 2009, he’ll be even MORE vindicated. If he then singlehandedly tracks down and kills every insurgent in Iraq, he’ll officially become the greatest hero in American history.
I can feel the national vindication juices flowing already.
yet another jeff
Vindication juices? Has Rude Pundit used the phrase “vindication bukakke” yet or is that one an original?
Larry
He’s right, this enemy is silent, but deadly.
Zombie Santa Claus
“Vindication juice” would also be a good name for a band, I think. Or at least an album. Also, some form of erotic massage cream. Once he leaves the White House (and the closet), Bush could become its celebrity sponsor.
Ho ho ho, bitches!
Zombie Santa Claus
When ferreting out the traitors amongst us, we must always bear in mind the immortal adage: He who smelt it, dealt it.