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Two thumbs up for Roger Ebert

by DougJ|  February 19, 201010:18 am| 53 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Good News For Conservatives

I found this profile of Roger Ebert inspiring. Ebert has lost his lower jaw and, with it, his ability to speak or eat normally. But he’s still living his life, still watching movies and reviewing them.

Movie criticism is something that is easy to make fun of (“if movies — or films as you’ve probably started calling them — were really so serious and artistic, would they really show them in a place where you could buy orange crush?” Fran Liebowitz once asked), but I’ve always had a lot of respect for Roger Ebert. He is a real scholar of film who nonetheless presented mainstream American with thoughtful recommendations on whatever dreck Hollywood produced that week. At his best, he displays some of the insight and erudition of Pauline Kael with none of the self-involvement. For a teen-ager like me, living in an isolated place, his bits (presented at the end of the show) on older movies by people like Orson Welles and Truffaut gave a glimpse of another world. In one of his books, there were various lists of “top ten movies of all time” and I tried to rent them all when we got a VCR.

I always loved that when Vincent Gallo called Ebert “a fat pig”, Ebert replied “although I am fat, one day I will be thin, but Mr. Gallo will still have been the director of The Brown Bunny.”

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Open Thread: Thursday Evening Menu edition

by Anne Laurie|  February 18, 20109:29 pm| 34 Comments

This post is in: Cooking, Open Threads

Take it away, Bad Horse’s Filly:

It’s cold and snowy. Again. Winter is dragging on too long, in my opinion. I decided I needed comfort food, and by comfort food, I mean I needed something only my mom makes. So I called my mom and asked her for her Chicken Cacciatore recipe, one of my favorite childhood dinners (what can I say, I’m half Italian – and don’t tell child services, but it was served with a nice wine for everyone, including the kids). Cacciatore is guaranteed to chase away the deepest winter blues.
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On the board tonight:
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Chicken Cacciatore __
Angel Hair Pasta __
Oregano-Parmesan Zucchini __
Baguette __
Gelato

Recipes and shopping list at the link.

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In Defense of Curling

by John Cole|  February 18, 20108:51 pm| 146 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

My brother called me and told me that “everyone but the Canadians can go to hell. Curling is awesome and I’m tired of people picking on it.”

I’m reasonably sure I’ve made fun of curling in the past, but I think I am on Seth’s side on this now. It does look like fun. They all seem to be having a great time, and it looks like something you can do well into your middle ages. And let’s face it- it ain’t bowling.

Consider this your open thread.

*** Update ***

Here is a pic of Team RedKitten:

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  February 18, 20105:29 pm| 39 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

The suicide pilot thread somehow devolved into an argument about gender, so let me offer this to calm the waters.

In other news Dr. Mrs. Dr. F and I are shopping for a rescue dog to go with our soon-to-be first house. Some day in the next two centuries she might forgive me for letting her fall in love with a boxer pup that got adopted before we had the house ready. Maybe. Signs indicate that it’ll take a lot of creme brulee.

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Early Morning Open Thread: Both Ends of the Career Path

by Anne Laurie|  February 18, 20105:43 am| 200 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Open Threads

There aren’t enough jobs around right now, and yet the New York Times tells us The Powers That Be intend to turf young job-seekers into the marketplace sooner and make the old people keep working menial jobs later. Tough times!
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First, there is the ‘New Plan to Let High Schoolers Graduate 2 Years Early’:

Dozens of public high schools in eight states will introduce a program next year allowing 10th graders who pass a battery of tests to get a diploma two years early and immediately enroll in community college.
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Students who pass but aspire to attend a selective college may continue with college preparatory courses in their junior and senior years, organizers of the new effort said. Students who fail the 10th-grade tests, known as board exams, can try again at the end of their 11th and 12th grades. The tests would cover not only English and math but also subjects like science and history.
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The new system of high school coursework with the accompanying board examinations is modeled largely on systems in high-performing nations including Denmark, England, Finland, France and Singapore.
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The program is being organized by the National Center on Education and the Economy, and its goals include insuring that students have mastered a set of basic requirements and reducing the numbers of high school graduates who need remedial courses when they enroll in college. More than a million college freshmen across America must take remedial courses each year, and many drop out before getting a degree.

On the one hand, this sounds a bit like reverting to the pre-1950s norm, where a high school degree meant you were literate enough to take a serious job and be worth paying wages. And there’s certainly plenty of wasted time in the average high school curriculum. On the other hand, modern Americans seem to have lost all interest in belonging to a “high-performing nation”, and this could easily be read as enshrining a two-tier caste system where the upper income classes nurse their golden offspring through extra years of college prep, while the rest of us proles are left competing for whatever service jobs can’t be offshored or handled more cheaply by robots. So — like today, only more?

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Then, at the other end of one’s working life, Retirees Trade Work for Rent at Cash-Poor Parks:

An itinerant, footloose army of available and willing retirees in their 60s and 70s is marching through the American outback, looking to stretch retirement dollars by volunteering to work in parks, campgrounds and wildlife sanctuaries, usually in exchange for camping space.
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Park and wildlife agencies say that retired volunteers have in turn become all the more crucial as budget cuts and new demands have made it harder to keep parks open.
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Work-campers come together in one place — leading nature walks or staffing visitor centers, typically working 20 hours to 30 hours a week — then take off to their next assignments. As they move about, they keep in touch with one another through cellphone numbers, e-mail addresses and Facebook postings, creating virtual communities filled with the people they meet.

This may be my personal aspiring agoraphobe, but it reads less like Travels with Charley and more like Grapes of Wrath. Or at least the Civilian Conservation Corps. But with cellphones and Facebook, Megan McArdle would assure us! Which is just as well, because we won’t have the Post Office to deliver hard copy to our no-longer-existent SROs, freeing up valuable urban condo spaces for young glibertarian hipsters like Megan McArdle!

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Late Night Open Thread: Could Be Worse…

by Anne Laurie|  February 17, 201010:31 pm| 111 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Clown Shoes

At least you’re not required to attend this event:

According to my calendar, Friday — tomorrow — is the 19th, not the 20th. But then, I’m a member of the Reality-Based Community(tm).
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Wonder how long it will take some of the Tea Party Crashing Establishment CPAC To Hang With ‘Fellow Conservatives’ Oldfolkken to wander into the Epic!-ness, tell some young punk to pull up his dam’ pants, and get a fist-fight started?
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And when it happens, who do we bet on winning?

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Another Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 17, 20105:53 pm| 235 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads

No real reason fora new thread other than I have been listening to a lot of my old Who discs since the Super Bowl and I forgot how much I like this song and wanted to share it with you:

Makes me feel like driving too fast.

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