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The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

“They all knew.”

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

Democracy cannot function without a free press.

We are learning that “working class” means “white” for way too many people.

Republicans: “Abortion is murder but you can take a bus to get one.” Easy peasy.

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

Books are my comfort food!

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.

When you’re a Republican, they let you do it.

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

In my day, never was longer.

The fight for our country is always worth it. ~Kamala Harris

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

I am pretty sure these ‘journalists’ were not always such a bootlicking sycophants.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

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Congrats. (via the Blogfather)

by John Cole|  November 12, 200210:35 pm| Leave a Comment

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Congrats. (via the Blogfather)

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Who Was Politicizing Homeland Security?

by John Cole|  November 12, 20028:44 pm| Leave a Comment

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Who Was Politicizing Homeland Security?

Synopsis:

Dems claim Bush is politicizing Homeland Security.

Dems get it handed to them in the election, in part because voters think Republicans are better on National Security issues.

Homeland Security, as the President wanted it, appears close to passage.

Again, who was playing politics?

*** Update ***

A reader asks why I say only Democrats were playing politics. I say this, because this is what Bush and company have wanted from the get-go. Dems, if they were acting on principle and not because of polls, would continue their opposition. Changing your position because you lost an election is not standing on principle.

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Bin Laden May Not be

by John Cole|  November 12, 20028:39 pm| Leave a Comment

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Bin Laden May Not be Dead

But we can still hope. And if he is not, this is not a failure on Buhs’s part. He has never claimed he was dead, and he has continued to prosecute the war on terror as if he were still alive. Remember, it was Daschle, in an attempt to keep Bush from proclaiming any success, who wanted to claim that success would be defined as a dead bin Laden. Not Bush.

Daschle said the United States must find ex-Taliban leader Mullah Mohammed Omar and Osama bin Laden and other leaders of the al-Qaida terrorist network, “or we will have failed.”

Fine, Mr. Daschle. You have failed. Bush never claimed, however, that this was a condition of victory, and Bush is the one who has continuously stated that the war on terror was going to last a long time.

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Reality Check This is Censorship.

by John Cole|  November 12, 20028:33 pm| Leave a Comment

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Reality Check

This is Censorship.

Cancelling a poetry reading by Tom Paulin, someone whose views are beyond the pale, is not.

There is a difference between telling someone you can’t say something and telling them we would rather not fund your opinions or provide you with a forum to espouse your idiocy.

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Blog Pr0n

by John Cole|  November 12, 20028:27 pm| Leave a Comment

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Blog Pr0n

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Football I am still reeling

by John Cole|  November 12, 20028:25 pm| Leave a Comment

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Football

I am still reeling from the way the Steelers managed to snatch a tie from the jaws of victory against the Falcons on Sunday. Trent Lott and Democrats, you could learn something from this- When you play to not lose, you might just get what you ask for.

I also need some input from everyone. Why is it than when a team gets called for a false start, the official does the hand signal for fales start, and then states:

“Prior to the snap, false start, offense.”

Is there such a thing as a post snap false start? I thought only the offense could false start. Why don;t they just do the hand signal, and then say, “False Start, # 64, five-yard penalty?”

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Hunh? Russia’s media expressed has

by John Cole|  November 12, 20027:15 pm| Leave a Comment

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Hunh?

Russia’s media expressed has shock over a remark by Russian President Vladimir Putin at the Russia-EU summit in which he urged a Western reporter asking about the war in Chechnya to come to Moscow and “get circumcised”.

Clearly something has to have been lost in the translation.

“But if you are prepared to become the most radical Islamist and prepared to get circumcised – I invite you to Moscow.

“We have specialists that deal with this problem. I suggest that you do such an operation that nothing grows out of you again,” Mr Putin reportedly said.

Again, hunh? Kinda makes you wish you could listen in on a Bush/Putin conversation. But just out of caution, I am staying the hell out of Moscow.

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