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BTW- The Pirates are leading

by John Cole|  April 21, 200211:56 pm| Leave a Comment

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BTW- The Pirates are leading the NL Central, and the Steelers had a helluva a draft.

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I almost forgot. The Eurotrash

by John Cole|  April 21, 200211:47 pm| 1 Comment

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I almost forgot. The Eurotrash have become so reflexively and stridently anti-American and anti-semitic that even SNL is poking fun at them. Last night they had one of their mock commercial/PSA’s attacking the French. I forget the entire text, but the voice over started calling them ‘Cowardly, yet opinionated, and let’s not forget extremely anti-semitic.’ Later on it called them jew haters.

I loved it. I hate the French.

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Dan Flynn asks where all

by John Cole|  April 21, 200211:41 pm| Leave a Comment

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Dan Flynn asks where all the Black Panthers are. The answer? Jail.

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Very weird weather today. The

by John Cole|  April 21, 200211:39 pm| 3 Comments

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Very weird weather today. The temperature dropped like 20 degrees, then we had a terrible lightning/thunder storm. My satellite went out for two hours, and the storm hit so suddenly that lightning managed to hit damned close to my house before I was able to run around unplugging everything. The lightning hit so close to my house that it distorted the picture on my monitor (it was all washed out and blue looking, like an old color tv gets after 15 years). I turned it off and back on, and it worked fine, so I guess I lucked out.

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Well.. I am back, sort

by John Cole|  April 21, 200211:36 pm| Leave a Comment

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Well.. I am back, sort of. I have to be out of town starting Wednesday, so I should be able to resume posting seriously when I get back. First things first. If you have not seen the news yet, Le Pen stunned the socialist Jospin, and the left is up in arms, marching in the streets. Le Pen had this to say to reporters:

“I have nothing to do with fascism,” Le Pen said. “Fascism is protesting the result of a vote violently in the street.”

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Sorry for the lack of

by John Cole|  April 18, 20024:59 pm| Leave a Comment

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Sorry for the lack of posts. Number of things going on, first and foremost is a job hunt. The margaritas and 90 degree weather are not helping. I should be back in form shortly. If you should choose to hire me site unseen- me email is to the left there.

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And I am sure the

by John Cole|  April 13, 20021:01 pm| Leave a Comment

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And I am sure the Harvard reaction is good riddance…

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