Congratulations, Serena. Not since Mildred “Babe” Didrikson Zaharias or Althea Gibson has there been a female this dominant and this talented- in any sport- and her sister, Venus, is just as talented. Plus, they are attractive. Really attractive. And for you out there carping about her sitting on the flag- lighten up. I was in …
Sports
Joe Nedney, Major League Asshole
Anyone who thinks the Steelers were not jobbed by a hideous call and a fake fall by the kicker needs to check the footage of Joe Nedney’s post-game press conference: “I think when I’m done playing,” Nedney said, “I might try acting.” Please excuse the Steelers for not laughing. Except, of course, at the officials. …
Steelers Loss
And the Steelers lose again to the… Coin Toss. Congrats Titans. NFL Rules committee- fix overtime. Now.
Paging Yogi Berra
My Governor, Bob Wise, discussing the need to streamline state government to make it more efficient, during his State of the State Address: ” It’s not a question of if we change. The only issue is how and when. I say now..” Yogi Berra was spotted weeping openly in the audience. My other favorite Wise …