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Good To Know

by John Cole|  August 17, 20056:11 pm| 10 Comments

This post is in: Military

It appears there was no basis to the widely reported charges that a California National Guard unit was spying/collecting information on citizens:

An Army report has cleared the California National Guard of allegations that it spied on citizens, accusations that triggered an ongoing state Senate investigation.
The California Guard’s acting adjutant general, Brig. Gen. John R. Alexander, said Monday that the Army’s inspector general determined in the confidential report that a Guard intelligence unit did nothing wrong.

“There was never the intent, desire or decision to ever collect intelligence information on any U.S. citizen,” Alexander said in a written release. “Any statement to the contrary is flat wrong.”

State Sen. Joseph Dunn launched an investigation after a series of e-mails and actions suggested the unit had resorted to the same type of civilian monitoring seen during Vietnam War-era protests. In the 1960s and 1970s, the military collected information on more than 100,000 Americans.

The Guard and the state attorney general say the unit merely tries to assess threats to bridges, buildings and other structures and does no spying.

A sister unit monitored a Mother’s Day anti-war demonstration at the state Capitol, but the Guard said that amounted to reviewing media accounts.

Dunn was skeptical of the report’s conclusions, in part because he believes the terminology used in Alexander’s announcement could be used to hide indirect surveillance activity and record-keeping by the Guard.

This report corroborates the Army Times version, but notes that speculation stil exists since the report has not been released publicly:

“Until the Army’s report is made public,” Dunn said, “we cannot draw any conclusions about what they investigated or what the Army concluded about the activities of the California National Guard.”

The Army historically does not release such reports, though it did last year, detailing abuses by U.S. soldiers at Abu Ghurayb prison in Iraq.

Lofgren, who said she plans to raise her concerns about the Guard next month in Washington, met Monday in San Jose with members of the Peninsula Raging Grannies, one of the groups that organized the Mother’s Day rally.

Ruth Robertson, co-chair of the group, said the Grannies believe strongly that the Guard monitored their efforts. “The Peninsula Raging Grannies demand the immediate release of the report to the general public, or at the very least to those groups who were monitored.”

I’ll try to remember to keep up on this.

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They Still Hate Jane

by John Cole|  August 17, 20055:58 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Military

To this day:

read “Fonda to protest against Iraq war during bus tour” (article, The Associated Press, July 27 Stripes print edition), about Jane Fonda’s upcoming bus tour promoting her new book and protesting the war in Iraq. She was quoted as saying she still carries a lot of baggage from her Vietnam War protests/views.

I suggest she take her bus/baggage and go to Iraq. She can get her picture taken with the guys making the improvised explosive devices, maybe even sell a few books there. I still have no respect for her after the photo op she pulled in North Vietnam (yes, I am a Vietnam vet).

Heh.

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The Twisted Mind of Joe Scarborough

by John Cole|  August 17, 20054:00 pm| 34 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Media

Last night, Joe Scarborough was doing his nightly round-up on the guy who disappeared from the cruise ship (a story I find so uncompelling I can’t even remember his name), and he was showing video of the guy and his attractive new bride kissing, both of them in swimsuits. While he was showing this video, Scarborough commented:

Yeah, if we can‘t go back to that video, are—Matt, I don‘t know if you can do it. I want to get the video, just to show how much bigger George was than Jen, and anybody that thinks George could throw Jen—look at that. It‘d be hard for her to move him across the room, let alone throw him out the window. This guy played football. Look at him. I mean, he‘s everybody‘s all American, a big guy. There is no way that she could hurt the guy and throw him overboard, probably couldn‘t even push him down on a bed.

The dirty minds of MSNBC anchors. She ‘probably couldn‘t even push him down on a bed’ where she could straddle him, and playfully whip him with her flowing blonde locks while…

Woah! Sorry. I was just channeling Joe. At any rate, Crooks and Liars has a rumor that Joe might be replacing Harris in the ’06 Senate race.

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Quite A Demand!

by John Cole|  August 17, 200512:54 pm| 50 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

Oliver, in a post on the apparent ineffective nature of political protests, writes:

Successful social actions have the advantage of being easy to roll of the tongue. Civil rights marchers demanded that all men be created equal. Yes, they had various issues – some people were more concerned with getting decent wages than being considered equal citizens – but the message from the protesters were simple: I Am A Man.

Yes, I know what he meant. Yes, I am the last person to be pointing out imprecision in writing.

I still found it humorous.

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Katherine Harris in ’06

by John Cole|  August 17, 200512:14 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Politics

According to the Hill, Katherine Harris is going to win:

Last week, GOP Rep. Katherine Harris of Florida kicked off her campaign to unseat Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson. While this should be a much-ballyhooed quest in Republican circles, too few GOP insiders seem to be excited by Harris’s launch. This is a mistake.

Katherine Harris is going to win this election for reasons that I’ll outline in this column. But before making the case that needs to be made, let me make a few disclosures. Yes, I did poll for Harris’s successful bids for secretary of state and Congress. But since 2003, I have not served Harris, providing me an opportunity for an objective view of her candidacy.

Harris’s advantages start with her celebrity status, coupled with the low expectations that surround her bid. Let’s face it: Voters today are more interested in celebrities than in politicians. More Americans read People than Time. More people follow “American Idol” than C-SPAN’s “Road to the White House.”

Celebrity commands attention. When Katherine Harris comes to town, people will want to get in on the action. And because of the nature of criticism that the media have aimed at Harris, people will expect her to disappoint.

But when voters see Katherine as she really is — a smart, vivacious and engaging woman — they will be shocked. Pleasantly shocked. There is no way that Katherine Harris won’t exceed expectations, and that’s a major plus.

Considering what I have seen to date, I will be shocked. Maybe pleasantly, but shocked nonetheless. I repeat:

I will donate $100.00 to the non-political charity of Katherine Harris’s choice if she beats him in 2006. $200.00 if she does it by more than 3% points. Unless Florida is more insane than even I thought, she doesn’t stand a chance.

I still feel safe.

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A Shot in the Dark

by John Cole|  August 17, 200511:46 am| 50 Comments

This post is in: War on Terror aka GSAVE®

Woah, Nelly. This is pretty shocking:

The young Brazilian shot dead by police on a London tube train in mistake for a suicide bomber had already been overpowered by a surveillance officer before he was killed, according to secret documents revealed last night…

It has now emerged that Mr de Menezes:

· was never properly identified because a police officer was relieving himself at the very moment he was leaving his home;

· was unaware he was being followed;

· was not wearing a heavy padded jacket or belt as reports at the time suggested;

· never ran from the police;

· and did not jump the ticket barrier.

But the revelation that will prove most uncomfortable for Scotland Yard was that the 27-year-old electrician had already been restrained by a surveillance officer before being shot seven times in the head and once in the shoulder.

The documents reveal that a member of the surveillance team, who sat nearby, grabbed Mr de Menezes before he was shot: “I heard shouting which included the word ‘police’ and turned to face the male in the denim jacket.

“He immediately stood up and advanced towards me and the CO19 [firearms squad] officers … I grabbed the male in the denim jacket by wrapping both my arms around his torso, pinning his arms to his side. I then pushed him back on to the seat where he had been previously sitting … I then heard a gun shot very close to my left ear and was dragged away on to the floor of the carriage.”

Jesus.

(h/t Washington Monthly)

More here.

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The Iraq Constitution

by John Cole|  August 17, 200511:34 am| 14 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Stunningly enough, I tend to agree with the NY Times editorial staff regarding the delays in the creation of the Iraqi constitution:

Monday’s vote to take another week to try to write a constitution for Iraq may actually be the most positive news to emerge so far from the frustrating and difficult process of drafting this vital document. That is a purely relative distinction. There is no cause for celebration in missing the original Aug. 15 target date. But by exercising its right to extend the deadline in the face of Washington’s undisguised and unhelpful impatience, Iraq’s parliament took the most responsible and constructive course available: to grant quarreling Sunni Arab, Shiite and Kurdish delegates another week to seek compromises that all can live with.

Actually, the fact that these groups are willing to work within a political process to extend the date for completion of the Constitution, particularly since they are defying coalition attempts to stick to the original date, was perceived by me to be a very positive development. Rather than immediately erupting into violence, they chose to continue working within their new political process. That seems to me to be a good thing.

Perhaps I am just looking for positive news, with all the other bad news dominating headlines, but I don’t necessarily view the delay as a bad thing, and, quite possibly, it is a good sign.

Your thoughts?

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