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What I Want to Hear

by John Cole|  August 10, 200511:55 am| 14 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Personally, I am starting to like Judge Roberts more and more:

Terri Schiavo, the brain-damaged Florida woman whose case provoked Congressional action and a national debate over end-of-life care, became an issue on Tuesday in the Supreme Court confirmation of Judge John G. Roberts Jr. when a Democratic senator pressed him about whether lawmakers should have intervened.

The senator, Ron Wyden of Oregon, said that Judge Roberts, while not addressing the Schiavo case specifically, made clear he was displeased with Congress’s effort to force the federal judiciary to overturn a court order withdrawing her feeding tube.

“I asked whether it was constitutional for Congress to intervene in an end-of-life case with a specific remedy,” Mr. Wyden said in a telephone interview after the hourlong meeting. “His answer was, ‘I am concerned with judicial independence. Congress can prescribe standards, but when Congress starts to act like a court and prescribe particular remedies in particular cases, Congress has overstepped its bounds.’ “

The answer, which Mr. Wyden said his aides wrote down word-for-word, would seem to put Judge Roberts at odds with leading Republicans in Congress, including the Senate majority leader, Bill Frist, and the House majority leader, Representative Tom DeLay, who both led the charge for Congressional intervention in the Schiavo case this spring. Mr. DeLay said at the time that the federal judiciary had “run amok.”

Mr. Wyden has a keen interest in end-of-life issues because his home state, Oregon, has a law providing for physician-assisted suicide. That law is the subject of a Supreme Court case, on the docket for Oct. 5, about whether the federal government has the right to withdraw prescribing privileges for doctors who follow the Oregon law and prescribe lethal doses of medicine to their dying patients.

Mr. Wyden said that he asked Judge Roberts whether he believed states should take the lead in regulating medical practice, and that the nominee replied that “uniformity across the country would stifle the genius of the founding fathers.”

Mr. Wyden said, “I came away with the sense that he was somewhat sympathetic to my notion that there should be a wide berth for states to take the lead.”

Sounds to me like the man understands the role of the court.

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Baghdad Mayor ‘Ousted’

by John Cole|  August 10, 200511:43 am| 22 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, War

This is no good:

Armed men entered Baghdad’s municipal building during a blinding dust storm on Monday, deposed the city’s mayor and installed a member of Iraq’s most powerful Shiite militia.

The deposed mayor, Alaa al-Tamimi, who was not in his offices at the time, recounted the events in a telephone interview on Tuesday and called the move a municipal coup d’état. He added that he had gone into hiding for fear of his life.

“This is the new Iraq,” said Mr. Tamimi, a secular engineer with no party affiliation. “They use force to achieve their goal.”

The group that ousted him insisted that it had the authority to assume control of Iraq’s capital city and that Mr. Tamimi was in no danger. The man the group installed, Hussein al-Tahaan, is a member of the Badr Organization, the armed militia of the Supreme Council for Islamic Revolution in Iraq, known as Sciri.

The militia has been credited with keeping the peace in heavily Shiite areas in southern Iraq but also accused of abuses like forcing women to wear the veils demanded by conservative Shiite religious law.

“If we wanted to do something bad to him, we would have done that,” said Mazen A. Makkia, the elected city council chief who led the ouster on Monday and who had been in a lengthy and unresolved legal feud with Mr. Tamimi.

“We really want to establish the state of law for every citizen, and we did not threaten anyone,” Mr. Makkia said. “This is not a coup.”

Since the Iraqis are new to this whole ‘democracy’ thing, I will cut them a little slack and chalk this up to ‘growing pains.’ Let’s break it down:

Positve:

-They didn’t kill him
-They want law for every citizen
-They didn’t threaten him
-They are rapidly learning doublespeak, like every good Democracy

Negative:

-Sharia
-armed removal of elected officials
-armed militias are now strong enough to impose their will on the populace
-They are rapidly learning doublespeak

Lots to learn here. [/sarcasm]

Looks like some tricksy ‘facts’ have been left out of the story. Like the fact that the mayor who was ‘ousted’ resigned in June and the man who replaced him was appointed by the Baghdad governing council. More here.

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Walks Like a Duck, Talks Like…

by John Cole|  August 10, 200511:22 am| 9 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Via Jeff, I see that a ‘conservative’ group is withdrawing support (other stories here and here) for Judge Roberts:

A conservative group in Virginia said Tuesday it was withdrawing its support for Supreme Court nominee John Roberts’ confirmation because of his work helping overturn a Colorado referendum on gays.

The group, Public Advocate of the United States, is one of the first conservative organizations to announce anything but support for the judge

Eugene Delgaudio, the president of the group, said in an interview that he hopes his stance will prod others.

“I know that others feel the same way. I know they believe as I do. They’re just not going to act,” the 50-year-old Northern Virginia man said. “But once I’ve done it, then they can’t claim that no one’s opposing Roberts.”

“We can’t take our limited resources and put it toward a candidate who is not a strict constructionist when we were told he is,” Delgaudio said.

The stance by his group, which describes itself as a pro-family organization, puts it in opposition to conservative groups that have endorsed Roberts. A number of liberal groups already oppose President Bush’s high court nominee…

Delgaudio said then: “‘Freedom’ is not embracing perversion.”

What will be funny to watch over the next few days is people moving to distance themselves from and marginalize Delgaudio and his organization, a move that is already underfoot in some quarters.

Make no mistakes- Delgaudio and Public Advocate are cranks, but their views are wholly within the mainstream of the religious right movement:

Public Advocate helped, and continues to help, educate the public on various policy issues by numerous communications to its supporters.

Public Advocate worked on the following three federal legislative issues:

the enactment of Defense of Marriage Act

the repeal of the Marriage Penalty Tax

the defeat of Ted Kennedy’s Thought Control Bill (so-called Hate Crimes legislation)

Public Advocate used news conferences, interviews, post card mailings and street theater to attract public support. To support this legislation, Public Advocate staff traveled to 40 cities in 7 states (Pennsylvania, New York, California, Florida, Vermont, Virginia, New Hampshire) and Washington, D.C.

Public Advocate used “street theater” in Washington, D.C. to defend Dr. Laura’s Radio program against the gay rights lobby, which was attacking her religious and moral beliefs and seeking to have her program barred from radio stations.

Public Advocate successfully worked for the passage of the Boy Scouts of America Equal Access Act in the House and Senate Education Conference Committee, where it became part of the Education Bill signed by the President. Public Advocate fought a strong movement to strike it quietly from the legislation. As part of this effort, Public Advocate staff went to more than 30 Senate offices and presented 100,000 petitions, postcards, and letters in favor of this legislation in the Senate.

Here is a Public Advocate protest in front of the Supreme Court regarding Clinton/Paula Jones:

Their methods may be odd and at sometimes in your face (and, in the above case, funny), but again, their beliefs are fully within the mainstream of the Focus on the Family/Family Research Center right. On virtually every issue, they adopt the exact same rhetoric and the exact same position as the AFA, the FRC, Focus on the Family. And let’s not forget the initial statement by Tony Perkins upon learning that Roberts had done pro-bono work for gay rights groups:

“Judge Roberts was an attorney with a large firm where helping colleagues when called upon was expected,” Family Research Council President Tony Perkins said yesterday after researching the matter. “I have verified that his involvement was limited to about five hours of participation in a moot court as he played the role of one of the high court’s conservative members asking tough hypothetical questions of the attorneys who actually prepared and argued the case.”

Mr. Perkins said his initial reaction to the news was concern that Judge Roberts had been “aiding and abetting” the groups. But after discussions with the White House and surrogates, Mr. Perkins urged caution in reaching that conclusion.

First he was afraid, he was petrified. But then he was reassured that he could live with Judge Roberts by his side.

In other words, when you hear people distancing themselves from Delgaudio and Public Advocate over the next days, recognize that it isn’t because their beliefs are extreme or offensive. Rather, the unforgivable sin committed by Delgaudio was that of insufficient political savvy.

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What Does It Take?

by John Cole|  August 10, 20059:59 am| 16 Comments

This post is in: Military

What does it take to remove a four-star from duty?

An extramarital affair, it appears. If I remember correctly, there have been several high-profile incidences like this in the past ten years.

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More on 9/11

by John Cole|  August 10, 20059:52 am| 65 Comments

This post is in: Military, War on Terror aka GSAVE®

I am sure this is Bush’s fault somehow:

Members of the commission that uncovered the government’s failures to share intelligence among agencies before the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks want to know whether U.S. defense intelligence officials knew for more than a year that four of the hijackers were part of an al-Qaida cell but failed to tell law enforcement.

Lee Hamilton, co-chairman of the now-disbanded commission, said Tuesday that members of the Sept. 11 commission could issue a statement by the end of the week after reviewing claims that defense intelligence officials had identified ringleader Mohammed Atta and three other hijackers…

Rep. Curt Weldon, a Pennsylvania Republican who serves as vice chairman of the House Armed Services and Homeland Security committees, said a classified military intelligence unit known as “Able Danger” identified the men in 1999.

That’s an earlier link to al-Qaida than any previously disclosed intelligence about Atta if the information, which Weldon said came from multiple intelligence sources, is true.

A smart-aleck might say- “Why didn’t Bill Clinton do anything to stop 9/11?”

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More Creationist Bullshit

by John Cole|  August 9, 20053:20 pm| 109 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology, General Stupidity

In USA Today, of all places:

The campaign to eliminate God from the public forum has been going on for decades, having accelerated greatly since the Supreme Court’s ill-advised decision in 1963 to eliminate prayer from public schools. And I believe those fighting against the teaching of intelligent design in schools have an ulterior motive to eliminate references to God from the entire public forum.

The argument over classroom discussion of evolution vs. divine design is just the latest attack on everything that would mention a belief in God. If you talk against Darwinian evolution in the classroom, you immediately incur the rage of those who don’t want God discussed in any way, shape or form.

These vehement critics claim that there are mountains of scientific proof that man evolved from some lower species also related to apes. But in this tremendous effort to support Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution, in all these “mountains of information,” there has not been any scientific fossil evidence linking apes to man.

The trouble with the “missing link” is that it is still missing! In fact, the whole fossil chain that could link apes to man is also missing! The theory of evolution, which states that man evolved from some other species, has more holes in it than a crocheted bathtub.

PZ Myers is going to have a damned stroke when he sees this. Best of all, this is from our good buddy Utah State Senator Chis Buttars (R- West Jordan), wing-nut extraordinaire. You remember him, don’t you:

State Senator Chris Buttars (R-West Jordan) has agreed to take the lead in pushing new legislation on the teaching of divine design, also known as intelligent design, in conjunction with evolution in schools.

Buttars is supported by a strong conservative lobby, headed by the Eagle Forum, which has previously sought the inclusion of divine design in the public school science curriculum.

School officials argue that any laws requiring the teaching of divine design could be found in violation of the separation of church and state under the First Amendment…

Buttars doesn’t disregard evolution completely, rather he believes God is the creator, but His creations have evolved within their own species.

“We get different types of dogs and different types of cats, but you have never seen a ‘dat,’ ‘’ he said.

Why the hell was this crap even in USA Today? It is utter specious bullshit, and has been debunked so many times it gets silly. First, the fact that it is extremely amazing that fossils even exist at all, given the conditions required for them to be formed:

Fossilisation is the process of forming a fossil. Fossilisation of a whole plant or animal is very rare. Often only the hard parts of plants, such as seeds and wood, and the bones and teeth of animals become fossilised. Most animals and plants that become fossilised had either lived in water or were washed into it after they died. After this, the following process takes place:

1.) the soft parts of the plant or animal rot away, leaving the woody parts or bones, teeth or shell

2.) the hard parts are buried under layers of sediment, sand, mud or lime, usually in a lake, swamp or cave

3.) the sand, mud or lime that covered the plants and animals is turned into sandstone, shale or limestone

4.) over millions of years, the sandstone, shale or limestone is buried very deep and is compressed by the layers above, becoming hard rock

5.) eventually the parts of the plant or animal which survive, become soaked with minerals and undergo a chemical change which creates fossils.

It is simply amazing that fossils exist. Period. Asking for a complete record is absurd, and even if a complete record did exist, the creationist nuts would just claim that the differences in the fossil records were not examples of evolution, but just different God-made animals. Or something like that. But, one more time, although I have a feeling I am preaching to the choir:

Q: If evolution is true, then why are there so many gaps in the fossil record? Shouldn’t there be more transitional fossils?

A: Due to the rarity of preservation and the likelihood that speciation occurs in small populations during geologically short periods of time, transitions between species are uncommon in the fossil record. Transitions at higher taxonomic levels, however, are abundant. See the Transitional Vertebrate Fossils FAQ, the Fossil Hominids FAQ, 29 Evidences for Macroevolution: Intermediate and Transitional Forms, the Punctuated Equilibria FAQ, and the February 1998 Post of the Month Missing links still missing!?.

Q: No one has ever directly observed evolution happening, so how do you know it’s true?

A: Evolution has been observed, both directly and indirectly. It is true. See the Five Major Misconceptions about Evolution FAQ: Evolution Has Never Been Observed and 29 Evidences for Macroevolution.

That is a mountain of evidence that would silence normal people. But let’s revisit the op-ed one more time:

The trouble with the “missing link” is that it is still missing! In fact, the whole fossil chain that could link apes to man is also missing!

A wry observer might look at this nearly ten year old debunking of those claims titled the Missing links still missing!? and think that creationists, divine designers, and their cohorts all over the country are impervious to fact,and simply bring up the same stupid damned arguments every time they get a microphone or a column inch.

Via Kevin Drum, who has some questions of his own.

And this article on Intelligent Design in Tech Central Station is just an absolute disgrace.

DC Media Girl says this is par for the course from USA Today. And, of course, I shamefully forgot my blog etiquette and did not point out that Chris Mooney is the one who noticed this first.

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The Aristocrap

by John Cole|  August 9, 200512:55 pm| 120 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity, Outrage

And Duncan Black’s bottom-dwelling continues in earnest:

As I said before, I have know idea if the Roberts adoption story is newsworthy. That’s why, you know, reporters might ask questions and stuff to find out. But, there’s certainly something weird, and by weird I don’t necessarily mean “unethical” or “illegal,” about Irish-born kids being adopted in Latin America by an American couple.

What a heel.

Jeff Goldstein pens a well-deserved rant.

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