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Shut the F— Up.

by John Cole|  January 30, 20038:56 am| 1 Comment

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Sorry for the profanity, but I might as well post my real thoughts when I read this:

WASHINGTON – President Bush’s new $15 billion initiative to fight AIDS globally includes the largest amount ever, American or otherwise, devoted to treatment of those infected with the disease in the poor world, US officials said yesterday.

But activists said the proposal also suggests that the United States wants to act unilaterally and does not trust global coalitions.

In other news, lifeguards, vineyards, and MADD all lodged complaints when Bush walked on water and then turned water into wine.

Seriously, I am not trying to claim Bush is Christ-like or some sort of hero for this, because he isn’t. First, it is our money he is spending. Second, this is a drop in the bucket and LONG overdue. But for goodness sakes, is there anything you carping suckweasels won’t BITCH ABOUT?

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    January 30, 2003 at 9:41 am

    No, there isn’t.

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