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by John Cole|  April 10, 20032:52 am| 5 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

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Some new fan mail from “Daryl:”

its funny how you take pictures of protests off a independent media source, while your pictures of american loving iraqs comes from corporate owned media.

Fine, send me some professional pictures of the peace protestors. The Indymedia ones I have up now are kind of grainy.

maybe you should take a step back and do a little more research..

If I take a step back, I can’t reach the keyboard. Ba dum dump tshh! Seriously, though, twerp. I am in Morgantown, West Virginia – I could hardly be farther removed from the action in Baghdad or San Francisco. To suggest that I need to pause, and step back, so as to clarify my thinking, is absurd.

where are all the wmd?

First Guess: Iraq, somewhere hidden
Second Guess: In your pants after a few tequilas and tacos

the pretext for this war, oh wait i forgot its operation iraq freedom or what not.

I’m with you. The name does suck. I was happy with Operation F— France, but that didn’t get much State Department support.

go back to cnn.com and report back some more wonderful facts genius.

Roger that, skippy. I’m on it. Y’all come back now, ya hear?

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  1. 1.

    BeerMary

    April 10, 2003 at 9:34 am

    Now, now… we should all join together and HELP Daryl. I, for one, am willing to give the first $10 toward his vasectomy, in order to spare the world any ignorant spawn from him.

    Oh wait, he probably doesn’t get laid in the first place. Another $10 saved! Yay, me!

  2. 2.

    Devon

    April 10, 2003 at 12:09 pm

    Daryl,

    Do Larry and the other Daryl share your views?

  3. 3.

    StratIntel

    April 10, 2003 at 2:23 pm

    Daryl. Daryl, Daryl, Daryl.

    So, because we haven’t stumbled across Iraq’s stash of WMD on our blindingly speedy trip to the big, bad, ‘Hdad, there are no WMD? Is that what I’m hearing from you?

    Well, I think that there are quite a few folks who might beg to differ with you. Go on out to the CIA’s website at http://www.cia.gov, click on “publications”, and scroll down ’til you find “Iraq’s Weapons of Mass Destruction Programs” – dated October, 2002. Read it. It’s a straightforward, open-source text detailing the locations of Iraq’s chemical, biological, and nuclear facilities. I know…it’s from the CIA, so wear your tinfoil hat – that way they can’t read your thoughts.

    Oh yeah…there’s also this (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,83821,00.html) little late-breaking tidbit. “Weapons-grade plutonium”? Why, they don’t have any of that stuff, do they?

  4. 4.

    StratIntel

    April 10, 2003 at 2:37 pm

    New Foxnews.com headline –

    “Possible Mobile Bioweapons Lab Found.”

    Ask, and you shall receive.

  5. 5.

    Terry

    April 10, 2003 at 2:39 pm

    Is it possible that “Daryl” is merely another pseudonym used by that complete moron and useless idiot that runs a blog using the name, “Hesiod?”

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