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Great Joke

by John Cole|  August 3, 20039:54 am| Leave a Comment

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Matt Welch, for his birthday the other day, asked readers to submit a joke as a present. My favorite is from Michael Totten:

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender says “What, is this some kind of a joke?”

BTW- Mr. Totten is off blogspot and you should redirect your links here.

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