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Lies, Damned Lies, and Democrats

by John Cole|  July 11, 20033:12 pm| 32 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

The left is now rushing to accuse the right of ‘spin’ regarding the SOTU sentence heard round the world. For example:

Jesse at Pandagon: I love watching Republicans under the gun. So far, the spins (none of which are sticking, because none of them made sense): – It was one sentence!

The Atriettes: The “one sentence” — in the President’s constitutionally mandated State of the Union speech — was the one that implied Saddam Hussein was threatening us with nuclear weapons.

You’re at a wedding — the groom says “I don’t” instead of “I do” … “It’s just one sentence!”

You can laugh at the spin over the spin, should you choose. What should annoy you is the way the Democrat National Committee is editing the sentence to distort the President for their own political gain:

On Thursday the Democratic National Committee released a television ad, entitled “Read His Lips: President Bush Deceives the American People,” accusing Bush of lying when he mentioned the uranium issue in his State of the Union address.

The ad calls for a bipartisan investigation of the issue. It was produced by a group of veterans of the Clinton/Gore administration and several Democratic campaigns.

The ad begins with the words, “In his State of the Union address, George W. Bush told us of an imminent threat

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Star Wars Kid

by John Cole|  July 11, 20032:21 pm| 11 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

It doesn’t matter how many times I watch this, it makes me laugh.

Balloon Juice presents, via Rock 103, the Star Wars Kid. Here is another version, and here he is redone ala The Matrix.

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Dean’s Over-reach

by John Cole|  July 11, 20031:30 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

A politically active New Englander, unknown to upwards of 85% of the American population, is demanding that anyone who ‘misled’ the country immediately resign:

I demand truth from my government in Washington.

It is now clear that some officials in this Administration misled the nation and misled the world. These people must be held accountable for their failure to give us the truth before we went to war.

But we should not have to wait for investigations to rid our government of those who misled the American people.

They know who they are, and they can resign on their own today. I demand the resignation of those who engaged in this deception.

I am not sure what he is looking for, since he makes no specific charge, accuses no one in particular, just that ‘some officials’ may have ‘misled’ (and note- you can mislead people without lying- well, by being wrong, or making a mistake). And by the way, that obscure New Englander is not Lyndon LaRouche. It is Howard Dean, once again tapping into the anger of the fringe.

Like I said- Dean is going to win the Democrat nomination, and then lose 40+ states in the general election.

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A Moder Day Rorschach Test

by John Cole|  July 11, 200312:57 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: Politics

The CalPundit has found an interesting modern day Rorschach test:

What to think? If you believe that Bush is sincere, this makes perfect sense. Maybe we really can’t ramp up spending that fast without wasting a lot of it.

But if he’s not, then it’s just a cynical effort to get public credit for being compassionate without having to follow through on it.

Which is it?

It is funny that so much of modern politics boils down to things like this. Go read to find out what Kevin is taling about.

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Free Market Americans

by John Cole|  July 11, 200312:43 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Want to help Africa? Read this:

After too many years of Africa’s being pushed to the global background, it’s heartening to see the world’s attention being focused on our continent. International support

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Some Context, Please

by John Cole|  July 11, 200311:59 am| 9 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Here is the relevant portion of the SOTU address that has the Democrats so upset. I have bolded the part that they claim is a lie (even though the British still claim it is true):

Twelve years ago, Saddam Hussein faced the prospect of being the last casualty in a war he had started and lost. To spare himself, he agreed to disarm of all weapons of mass destruction. For the next 12 years, he systematically violated that agreement. He pursued chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons, even while inspectors were in his country. Nothing to date has restrained him from his pursuit of these weapons — not economic sanctions, not isolation from the civilized world, not even cruise missile strikes on his military facilities.

Almost three months ago, the United Nations Security Council gave Saddam Hussein his final chance to disarm. He has shown instead utter contempt for the United Nations, and for the opinion of the world. The 108 U.N. inspectors were sent to conduct — were not sent to conduct a scavenger hunt for hidden materials across a country the size of California. The job of the inspectors is to verify that Iraq’s regime is disarming. It is up to Iraq to show exactly where it is hiding its banned weapons, lay those weapons out for the world to see, and destroy them as directed. Nothing like this has happened.

The United Nations concluded in 1999 that Saddam Hussein had biological weapons sufficient to produce over 25,000 liters of anthrax — enough doses to kill several million people. He hasn’t accounted for that material. He’s given no evidence that he has destroyed it.

The United Nations concluded that Saddam Hussein had materials sufficient to produce more than 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin — enough to subject millions of people to death by respiratory failure. He hadn’t accounted for that material. He’s given no evidence that he has destroyed it.

Our intelligence officials estimate that Saddam Hussein had the materials to produce as much as 500 tons of sarin, mustard and VX nerve agent. In such quantities, these chemical agents could also kill untold thousands. He’s not accounted for these materials. He has given no evidence that he has destroyed them.

U.S. intelligence indicates that Saddam Hussein had upwards of 30,000 munitions capable of delivering chemical agents. Inspectors recently turned up 16 of them — despite Iraq’s recent declaration denying their existence. Saddam Hussein has not accounted for the remaining 29,984 of these prohibited munitions. He’s given no evidence that he has destroyed them.

From three Iraqi defectors we know that Iraq, in the late 1990s, had several mobile biological weapons labs. These are designed to produce germ warfare agents, and can be moved from place to a place to evade inspectors. Saddam Hussein has not disclosed these facilities. He’s given no evidence that he has destroyed them.

The International Atomic Energy Agency confirmed in the 1990s that Saddam Hussein had an advanced nuclear weapons development program, had a design for a nuclear weapon and was working on five different methods of enriching uranium for a bomb. The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities. He clearly has much to hide.

The dictator of Iraq is not disarming. To the contrary; he is deceiving. From intelligence sources we know, for instance, that thousands of Iraqi security personnel are at work hiding documents and materials from the U.N. inspectors, sanitizing inspection sites and monitoring the inspectors themselves. Iraqi officials accompany the inspectors in order to intimidate witnesses.

Iraq is blocking U-2 surveillance flights requested by the United Nations. Iraqi intelligence officers are posing as the scientists inspectors are supposed to interview. Real scientists have been coached by Iraqi officials on what to say. Intelligence sources indicate that Saddam Hussein has ordered that scientists who cooperate with U.N. inspectors in disarming Iraq will be killed, along with their families.

Year after year, Saddam Hussein has gone to elaborate lengths, spent enormous sums, taken great risks to build and keep weapons of mass destruction. But why? The only possible explanation, the only possible use he could have for those weapons, is to dominate, intimidate, or attack.

With nuclear arms or a full arsenal of chemical and biological weapons, Saddam Hussein could resume his ambitions of conquest in the Middle East and create deadly havoc in that region. And this Congress and the America people must recognize another threat. Evidence from intelligence sources, secret communications, and statements by people now in custody reveal that Saddam Hussein aids and protects terrorists, including members of al Qaeda. Secretly, and without fingerprints, he could provide one of his hidden weapons to terrorists, or help them develop their own.

Aren’t you glad I bolded it- otherwise you may not have found it. Clearly, that line was the ENTIRE case for going to war with Iraq (even though it is true- despite Democrat claims that Bush lied). Everything else in the SOTU was just filler and fluff- but that one line- well, it made the case.

Here is what the Democrats want you to believe:

1.) Bush lied.
2.) The lie was the central focus of the entire case for war.
3.) Bush knew the information was false, yet he is such a warmongerer that he went against EVERYONE and included the line anyway.
4.) The British are wrong (remember, they still contend that they have multiple sources for the same information).
5.) There have never been cases in the past where the CIA and the White House were not in sync (Go to google and type Sudan + Clinton + Aspirin).
6.) Because one of the sources for the uranium/Africa story may have been forged, Bush is a liar about everything.
7.) Bush is a Republican. All Republicans are liars.
8.) Democrats are not Republicans, therefore they are not liars. Vote Kerry (Or Dean, or Edwards or one of the nine dwarves).

And if any of you think that it isn’t ALL about #8, you are a fool.

*** Update ***

Pejman has more.

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McCain Pleads the Fifth

by John Cole|  July 11, 200311:52 am| 2 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Jacob Sullum points out that John McCain really doesn’t know what he is talking about:

For those who wondered how Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) could sponsor a “campaign finance reform” law that restricts political speech, the answer became clear during a hearing he chaired the other day: McCain has never read the First Amendment.

How else to explain the senator’s contention that radio stations violate the First Amendment when they decline to play the music of performers who offend their listeners? According to McCain, this threat to freedom of speech is a “strong argument” for limiting “media concentration”

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