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Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

It’s possible to be a liberal firebrand without crapping on the party.

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In after Baud. Damn.

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Republicans in disarray!

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

Let me file that under fuck it.

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

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Great Gonzo

by John Cole|  May 29, 200311:24 am| 2 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

If you have never read him and wondered why people love Hunter S. Thompson, here is a glimpse why:

Weird behavior is natural in smart children, just as curiosity is to a kitten. I was no stranger to it myself, as a youth growing up in Kentucky. I had a keen appetite for adventure, which soon led me into a maze of complex behavioral experiments that my parents found hard to explain. I was a popular boy, with acceptable grades & a vaguely promising future, but I was cursed with a dark sense of humor that made many adults afraid of me, for reasons they couldn’t quite put their fingers on…

But I was a juvenile delinquent. I was Billy the Kid of Louisville. I was a “criminal”: I stole things, destroyed things, drank. That’s all you have to do if you’re a criminal. In the sixth grade I was voted head of the Safety Patrol – the kids who wear the badges and stop traffic during recesses and patrol. It was a very big position, and the principal hated that I was voted to it. She said, “This is horrible. We can’t have Hunter doing anything. He’s a Little Hitler.” I wasn’t sure what that meant, but I think it meant I had a natural sway over many students. And that I should probably be lobotomized for the good of the society.

and this:

That story has no moral – at least not for smart people – but it taught me many useful things that shaped my life in many fateful ways. One of them was knowing the difference between Morality and Wisdom. Morality is temporary, Wisdom is permanent… Ho ho.

(Via Tim Blair)

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Rosenthal

by John Cole|  May 29, 20039:21 am| 4 Comments

This post is in: The War on Your Neighbor, aka the War on Drugs

Everytime I read about the Rosenthal case, I get pissed off.

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Congratulations are In Order

by John Cole|  May 29, 20038:03 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Excellent Links

The Dailypundit, aka Bill Quick, announces that he has passed his California real estate exam. Head over there, say congrats, and hit his tip jar so he can have a little time to make that first sale.

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More Madness

by John Cole|  May 29, 20038:00 am| 4 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Robert Scheer seems to be claiming that he is an idiot, a liar, and now a victim:

It is one thing when the talk-show bullies who shamelessly smeared the last president, even as he attacked the training camps of Al Qaeda, now term it anti-American or even treasonous to dare criticize the Bush administration. When our Pentagon, however

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This is No Good

by John Cole|  May 29, 20037:56 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

This is not good at all:

Partly in response to the disorder in Baghdad since Saddam Hussein’s government collapsed April 9, partly in response to a vision of a more religious Muslim society, the Shiite clergy — perhaps the best-organized force in the unsettled capital besides the U.S. occupation — have moved deftly to create de facto institutions of justice, ruling on cases from divorce to property disputes. At the same time, they have begun enforcing their version of Islamic law, warning shops not to sell alcoholic beverages and theaters not to show risque movies.

A senior U.S. official here acknowledged concern about the clergy’s influence in handing down justice. But U.S. occupation officials, struggling to restore basic civil institutions, said a new legal code to replace law decreed under Hussein would likely wait until a temporary Iraqi authority is put into place.

Time is not on our side, and the Opinion Journal weighs in on an aggressive mideast policy.

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Congo Update

by John Cole|  May 29, 20037:23 am| 4 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Via Matt Yglesias, we see that the Congo might be receiving what Matt calls a ‘modest peacekeeping force:’

France has introduced a resolution seeking United Nations authorisation to deploy an international force to lawless north-eastern Congo.

France

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Lights Out..

by John Cole|  May 28, 20038:36 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Better start hustling in some more Republican scapegoats, guys. Apparently California is still suffering power shortages:

California lurched into its first electricity emergency of the year today after the state was hit by soaring temperatures in addition to power plant and transmission line outages.

The Stage 1 emergency, which means the state is within 7% of running out of electricity, comes a day after energy officials said California has adequate supplies for the summer but that generation or transmission mishaps could bring blackouts.

Under California’s three-stage emergency alert system, the state is far from declaring blackouts. But the emergency declaration, declared at 3 p.m. today, underscored how fragile the balance is between supply and demand in the state only two years after the energy crisis.

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