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Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Be a wild strawberry.

the 10% who apparently lack object permanence

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Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

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Dennis Kucinich

by John Cole|  February 26, 20037:56 pm| 18 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Imagine if ANY Republican had this in his background and was running for President:

Basically, in the early days — before he was running citywide, let alone nationwide — Kucinich’s political schtick was posing as the champion of the ‘forgotten’ white ethnic voters over against the rising force of black political power. Sort of a great white hope type, or great Slavic hope, if you will.

Would Josh Marshall write this:

People do ‘evolve’ politically — and not just in the euphemistic, wink-wink kind of sense. People really do change. And they change their style of politics too. But usually, for this to work, or be legitimate and believable, the pol in question has to make some sort of public accounting for why circumstances changed or why he or she did.

Given that Kucinich is now making a play for the votes of dyed-in-the-wool liberals, a bit more of such an accounting seems in order.

Would Atrios write this:

I’ll have to learn more to know if he’s attoned for it enough for it to not still matter.

Quit laughing.

Many Kudo’s to Kos for writing this:

I don’t know enough about Kucinich to say one way or another whether he’s made amends for his “youthful indiscretions”, but this kind of past automatically disqualifies a candidate in my book.

Josh, Atrios, -follow Kos’s lead. He is right. There is no room for this, period, although I am sure the Atriettes and the DU fruits will spend a couple of weeks doing the usual tap-dance- “Hey this is only one story,” or “the paper has an agenda,” or “but he’s changed.,” or “but he is so right about the war being wrong.”

*** Update ***

Full disclosure- I should mention that I want Dennis Kucinich in this race to the very end. I think he is great- for Republicans.

*** Update #2 ***

It gets even better. Now the conspiracy twits are out, and the Kucinich story has only come out because the Bush White House wants it to (Josh Marshall, ari Fleischer’s puppet, you know):

Marshall posted another link. The article he links to was very unprofessional, in fact its just awful, and all over the place like someones first draft–basically I thought it was crap.

If Marshall has something else he wants to offer up, I’m sure we will read it. Mean while Richard Cohen trashes Dennis Kucinich like he was a French import.

Why? Because Kucinich use the O word (as in this war is about OIL) on “Meet the Press” whereby Richard Perle called Kucinich a “liar”.

Get that- this is a hack job, because Kucinich was having success in his anti-war crusade. Muahaha.

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The Cost of War

by John Cole|  February 26, 20032:20 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: War

This WaPo article claims Bush wants up to $95 billion for the war in Iraq. According to Drudge, that breaks down to $320.00 per citizen.

Who do I write the check to and where do I send it?

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I Finished!

by John Cole|  February 25, 200311:58 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

I graded close to 100 papers today, all while having my cat try to knock the pen out of my hand. That is why there were so many posts from me- after reading about five student papers, I have to take a break and read the web, just so I don’t forget how written English is supposed to look. At any rate, time for some Jimmy Kimmel Live with cohost of the week DON KING!

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Democratic Underground Lunacy

by John Cole|  February 25, 200311:25 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

This post really says it all:

As some of you know, I am a candidate for political office. I kind of rushed into this decision, and after a meeting tonight, I am having serious doubts about my ability to do this.

I have quit on almost everything I have ever started in my life. I really need some good vibes tonight.

-Finnfann

It is so pathetic I am trying not to laugh. All together now:

I have quit on almost everything I have ever started in my life.

Heya Finnfann- Could you let me know your real name andwhat you are running for- with a platform like that, I can’t wait to vote for you. I might suggest you get a campaign advisor, or, at the very least, a media manager. This statement:

I have quit on almost everything I have ever started in my life.

just doesn’t strike me as one that will get your campaign rolling in the right direction.

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Hysterical Liberal Magic Eight Ball

by John Cole|  February 25, 200310:56 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

Have a political question you may have debated with the far left. Check their answer with the results from the Hysterical Liberal Magic Eight Ball.

Just for fun, I asked it a couple questions, and the responses looked like the comments section at Eschaton. Here are some sample results:

My question: With all the candidates in the field for 2004, does a Democrat stand achance of winning?

Hysterical Liberal Magic 8-Ball response: You’re a Racist!

—

My question: Are the peace protestors right?

Hysterical Liberal Magic 8-ball response: You’re a fascist!

—

My question: Should the Democrats block the Estrada vote?

Hysterical Liberal Magic 8-ball response: Answer unclear (West Wing hasn’t covered that subject yet)

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My question: is the mainstream media biased?

Hysterical Liberal Magic 8-ball response: You’re a fascist!

—

It’s magic, and soo accurate.

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The Real Haters

by John Cole|  February 25, 20037:31 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Check out Michael Totten’s take on a possible Hussein/Bush debate:

Dan Rather has interviewed Saddam Hussein, and Saddam challenges George Bush to a TV debate.

The idea is, of course, ridiculous. Bush won’t dignify Saddam with a response. If Bush agreed, Saddam would send a surgically-modified double.

and:

I’d love to see a post-debate opinion poll from France that looked like this.

Who won the debate?

Saddam – 85 percent
Bush – 9 percent
Undecided – 6 percent

It would be a clarifying moment. The US could stop pretending the French matter. Everyone else could stop pretending they’re smart and sophisticated.

Now go read the bilge from the Democratic Underground, or this thread, titled “Hussein Challenges Bush to Debate – which facist speaks better english… ”

Atrios, get your loons under control.

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More French Bashing

by John Cole|  February 25, 20035:38 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

Humorous:

A Danish pizzeria has banned French and Germans from dining there because of their country’s stance on a war with Iraq.

Aage Bjerre, who owns Aage’s Pizza on the island of Fanoe, said he’s tired of French and German attitudes toward the United States.

He’s put two homemade drawings on the shop door, one a silhouette of a man coloured red, yellow and black for Germany and another in the red, white and blue for France.

Both silhouettes have a bar across them.

He says Germans will be allowed in if their country joins a war on Iraq, but the French will have to endure a lifetime ban.

Aage said: “Hadn’t the United States helped Europe in defeating Germany, there would have been photos of Adolf Hitler hanging on the walls around here.”

Via Drudge.

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