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Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

Dear legacy media: you are not here to influence outcomes and policies you find desirable.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

Wait, what?

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.

Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

Is trump is trying to break black America over his knee? signs point to ‘yes’.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

Their shamelessness is their super power.

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

You know he’s going to shit a cat.

“But what about the lurkers?”

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You Can Have Him

by John Cole|  January 7, 20037:02 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

BILL CLINTON, who has made no secret of his love for Oxford and whose daughter is a student there, may be asked to stand for Chancellor of the university to succeed Lord Jenkins of Hillhead.
The prospect of a Clinton candidacy was greeted enthusiastically yesterday by Professor Alan Ryan, Warden of New College, who is on a sabbatical year at Stanford University in California.

He said:

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Dick Gebhardt in 2004?

by John Cole|  January 7, 20033:14 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

Interesting thread over at the Daily Kos discussing the fallout from Daschle deciding not to run in 2004. Some on the list have noted in Kos’s comments section that perhaps this is good for Dick Gephardt in the Iowa primary.

I do not think I could disagree more. IMHO, there is simply no chance in hell that Dick Gephardt will be the Democrat’s nominee. Why?

1.) Gephardt was utterly humiliated in every election in which he was the leader. He never regained the House, despite an exceptionally strong Dem. Presidential candidate (who won the popular vote- which would lead me to think that the Dems would have a decent chance of recapturing the House).

2.) The base hates him. He is a sell-out, he is too conservative, and he voted for the Iraq resolution. The people who decide who the Democrat candidate is will not forget that vote, nor his working with the Republicans and the Bush administration (which is seen as utter capitulation to the people who count in the Democrat primaries).

3.) Many refer to his power with labor. Folks, this is not 1960 anymore. Labor simply is not that important of a voting group as it once was. Perhaps CFR may impact that, but union membership has been declining for years. Furthermore, Unions achieved many of their goals that wed them to the Democrat party. For the most part- they do have decent wages, decent health care, decent retirement. Now, many union members feel comfortable voting on socially conservative issues, such as guns. Also, I think the importance of the friction between the environmental movement and unions should not be downplayed. Bush attempted to drive a wedge in between these groups with ANWR and other issues.

Most importantly, unless you have been visiting the Daily Kos, Eschaton, Ted Barlow, or other lefty sites frequently and for a while, you just have no idea how much the base hates Gephardt. He has no chance in hell.

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Is This Racism?

by John Cole|  January 7, 20032:37 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: General Stupidity

Is This Racism?

I took my son to see Michael Moore live at the Roundhouse, in north London, before Christmas. The US radical and author of the best-selling book Stupid White Men was (mostly) clever, funny, angry, sharp, iconoclastic and sceptical about the lies and humbug processed by the US government and big business. Sure there were some flunked bits

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UN

by John Cole|  January 7, 20032:28 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: General Stupidity

UN Sees 1/2 Million Casualties in Iraq War

Which, given the U.N.’s record in Rwanda, means that the estimate is about 400,000 fatalities short of the threshold to REALLY DO NOTHING.

Seriously, though- Isn’t this the same analysis that got released a couple of months ago and was ignored/debunked?

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Daschle Is Out Tom Daschle

by John Cole|  January 7, 20031:51 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

Daschle Is Out

Tom Daschle is not running for President. I never thought he would. His wife would probably have to quit her lucrative lobbying job.

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If you want to see

by John Cole|  January 6, 20038:45 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

If you want to see three of the nation’s most obnoxious liberals discussing media bias, tune in to Al Franken and Mario Cuomo on Donahue tonigh.- I think it is on again at midnight. There was some horribley inept conservative talk show host making little to no sense from the right, so other than Bernie Goldberg, the show was infuriating.

Mario Cuomo had the best quip of the night, though unintentional. He claimed (and I paraphrase) “Liberals like the whole truth, both sides of the argument and are more subtle and nuanced. Conservatives write their message in crayon, we use fine point pen.”

Real subtle Mario- You didn’t mean that conservatives are stupid, did you?

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Slow news day, so I

by John Cole|  January 6, 20037:55 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

Slow news day, so I have one more grievance I would like to air before I settle down to a night of hockey and reading.

Why can I only find the super-sized gourmet croutons at the store anymore. What happened to the itty bitty perfectly square ones that were hard as hell that I really like? I can’t find the damned things anywhere. And Kroger keeps hiding the plain tomato soup that comes ina can. I don’t want the pre-made stuff, I don’t want chunks in it, I just want 1950’s era add milk to the can tomato soup. How else am I supposed to eat my grilled cheese sandwiches?

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